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(heavy rock music)
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♪ ♪
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(genteel pipe music)
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(whistles)
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(chirping)
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‐Whussup?
‐Yeah.
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Whussup? Whussup?
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‐Whussup?
‐Whussup?
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What's up?
(laughs) Yeah.
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Anyway, we should figure out
a theme for Cassie's hen do.
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‐Oh!
‐So I was thinking...
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bear with me,
Plague Doctor Bonanza.
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I know that's quite weird,
but I just thought‐
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‐(bird yelling)
‐Aah! Aah!
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Oh, my God!
No, please, no, please!
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(snoring lightly)
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"And that's why I ask you,
save me, Sir Leerfrick.
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Oh, brave knight, most gentle
of heroes, I need you."
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So, that's the letter.
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Wow.
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You worked...incredibly
hard on this.
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‐I can...see.
‐Oh, thanks, yeah.
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I know I've spent way
too much time on it,
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given that Mr. Big Boy, here,
might just wake at any moment.
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But, you know, I just want it
to be sort of perfect?
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Cool. Well, I'll take it
straight to Leerfrick.
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Oh, wait. Wait, wait.
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Do you think it's good?
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It's great!
It's very well written.
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Ah.
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If you had one criticism,
what would that be?
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(light snoring)
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Well...
(sighs) it's a bit long.
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Right. Okay, okay.
Yeah. Maybe.
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Maybe it is too long.
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You could trim
a few paragraphs?
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A few paragraphs?
Uh, okay, okay.
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So, um, what in particular
would you trim?
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Well, um, you might
not need the part
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where you describe
your whole childhood?
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Ha.
I guess my only thing, then,
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is that the stuff
about my teenage years
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might not make sense?
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And I don't want the letter
to be confusing.
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That's so important, you know,
when writing a letter,
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just...don't make it
a confusing letter.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Of course, uh,
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it's just a suggestion,
really, from me,
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so just forget it.
I should really get going.
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No, no, no, no, no, please.
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This is‐‐this is actually
really helpful.
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Anything else?
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‐(groans, mumbles)
‐Please!
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‐All right.
‐Please!
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Okay! It's coming across
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as a tiny bit...
(sighs) desperate?
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Ha, ha. Ah.
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I mean, I'm in a pretty
desperate situation,
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‐to be fair to myself.
‐Yes, I know, I know.
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I'm in a cage.
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‐I'm in a cage.
‐I don't know.
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It just sounds
a little, um...
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‐maybe whiney?
‐You know what?
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I don't even want
to send the letter anymore.
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But forget I said anything!
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I don't know
what I'm talking about.
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The letter's amazing.
It's perfect. (laughs)
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Do you actually
re‐really think that?
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I promise.
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(ethereal music, singing)
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Wait, Robin, Robin!
Do you think
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it's a bit in your face
that it's written in all caps?
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(echoing scream)
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(genteel pipe music)
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Oh, Robin! You poor thing!
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Oh, God, thank God you're okay.
Did you find Sir Leerfrick?
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Yes.
And he gave me this.
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Sir Leerfrick
sent a letter...
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‐to me, Malkyn.
‐Yes.
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Whaaaat?
Ah!
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Okay, I'm...
(exhales)
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"Dear person in need."
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‐That's me.
‐Yes.
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"We have processed
your application,
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"but are unable to save you
at this present time.
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Please try again in another
life‐threatening situation."
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Ooh, boy.
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That is rough.
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(light snoring continues)
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He hated the letter,
didn't he?
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Honestly, Malkyn?
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I'm not even sure
he read the whole thing.
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I mean, it was...
so long.
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If it was so incredibly long,
I'm just wondering,
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why didn't you tell me?
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What?
I mean, I did tell you that.
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But you didn't listen,
did you?
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No, no, you said
it was perfect.
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Yeah, after you completely
overreacted.
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‐What?
‐I'm‐I'm sorry, Malkyn,
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but you really can't take
constructive feedback
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to save your life.
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‐Oh, that is rich. I mean‐‐
‐Well, you can't!
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Well, maybe, if you had
given me some fucking time
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‐to internalize it...
‐Oh, right.
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Process it,
and reflect on the notes,
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instead of backpedaling
immediately!
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Internalize it?
Wha‐what are you on about?
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You're incapable of accepting
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that anything you do
is short of perfect!
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All you do is talk about
what's bad.
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You've never just told me
anything like,
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"That's working.
That's a good idea.
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(overlapping arguing)
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I don't need this
aggravation!
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You asked me for cri‐ti‐ci‐sm.
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Criticism, Malkyn!
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I'm not going to start
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flicking your bean
over some‐‐
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Robin!
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Aah!
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Negative people.
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They just kill your creativity,
don't they?
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Trust me, I know. I'm actually
something of a writer, myself.
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(dramatic music)
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(screaming)
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That's‐‐that's
writ‐‐writing.
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Wow. That looks, uh‐‐that
looks epic.
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Epic? No! It's supposed to be
a quirky romantic comedy!
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Aah!
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Maybe she had a point,
actually.
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I better start again!
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(screaming)
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