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Hey. Hey, miss. Hmm

Maybe you can help.

Tell me, have you seen a group of men

carrying a sedan chair going that way?No.

NoSure of that?Of

course I'm sure.

Hey, I saw someone coming. You sure?

You're going deaf?Did you hear the

whistle?Oh, hurry.

Looks like a traveler. Let's get started.

Come on.

Hold it!

Please help me, help me.

Now, what do you want?I don't want

anything. But what were you trying to do?

What the hell do you think I was trying

to do?As you're up for a new suit, I

was ripping her. And so what?

That's right. The wrong line. Please help

me. Don't worry. I'll help you. Oh.

Hey, you! What do you think you're doing?

God damn it. Wanna fight?

Well, all right, then. That's okay withme!

A trick. Come

on. Hmm

For me?

Now, come on. close off. I won't.

Hey, don't worry. Your husband won't be

back for a while. Come

on. Don't be so reluctant. Come on. Just

lay your head down. Come on. Take iteasy.

Goddamn it all. This time I've got you.

Go on, then. Get after him. I forget him.

Come on. Before.

God damn it. And that bastard's a wife.

For what now?They both still have their

clothes on.

HmmSure. They still have their clotheson.

I'm sorry. Are you all right?You're

awake.

You're stupid. Can't you see?I'm a blind

man. Oh,

let me here.

Goddamn it, all. Just because I'm blind,

everybody tries to pick on me.

Well, then, any luck?Uh,

nothing but a bag of old clothes. We can

still get money for old clothes. Come on.

Expecting a case full of gold?

Hey, what could this be?EhCould be money.

Hey, Handkerchief Hung. Come on out here.

Goddamn it. Just cut that out. You know I

hate that dumb name. Well, that's because

you always give your girlfriends

handkerchiefs. Well, I'll give them

towels. Then I'll call you Towel Hung.

Hey, he could give them bad eggs, then.

We'd call you Cheap BastardGo to hell.

What is it?Uh, see if you can read this

letter for us, will you?

Chi-Nam, I have some very bad

news again. My father's still insisting

that I get married. You can't, you

can't. Just do it. My father still

wants to get the 100,000 acres of land

that the Mongolian king offered him for

me. And in spite of all my

protests, he's agreed that he'll take

the-- Oh, that land is for a bit of skill?

Huh, good God. I'm sorry,

although I've already promised myself to

you. HmmMy father

simply doesn't care about that, although

he must know just how much we mean to

each other. So he's handing me over to

the Mongolians tomorrow. They're here

now. Don't worry. I'm not

marrying him. I promise you, no matter

what they do, that escort is never going

to get me into Mongolia life. I'll kill

myself first. Save

me!

Save me! Get up! Get up!Hey, just

remembered. Look, I managed to lift this

off that fella. Let's see. Hmm

She's not bad looking at all, ehMake a

nice corpse, won't she?A corpse?

Hey, cut out the fooling, huhAnd taste

this special cheap chicken I got. Looks

like an ordinary chicken to me. What's so

specially cheap about it?Ah, you're

stupid. It's cheap because I stole it.

Uncle.

Ah, Chinam. Your boxing techniques are

first class. Terrific.

What stage are you at?

Uh.. Uncle!

Chinan, you've been doing very well

in the city. What brings you now to this

out-of-the-way place?I'll tell you.

It's a long story.

Are you getting tired yet?Why should we

be, Captain?

We've been walking all through the desert

for three days and three nights now. But

we're not tired yet. Ah,

you're pretty tough. But the princess may

be getting tired, though.

A few miles ahead, there's a village.

Perhaps we ought to stay there and take a

rest, and then start off again tomorrow.

It's up to you. What do you think?

I agree.

Right. Right

Oh, I see. So that's it, huh

Well, by my

reckoning, if they make good time,

they'll be here at noon. Really?

HmmMore or less.

So I made it just in time.

But still, can you help her?I

know this. I'll try it.

No matter what it costs. I have to.

I must. Hmm

HuhI might have guessed.

You're exactly the same as your father.

Stubborn. Reckless.

But first of all, let's get your stolen

things back, shall we?

On the thieves of May, the other ones

licked. How much?They're real rogues.

They've been thieving around this village

for years. $4.00, $4.00. Well The other

one

he described is a friend of theirs. His

name's Holmes. He's always chasing the

girls. He does all right too.

They can't resist him.

Rib, cheese, rice, rice, rice.

Get this one here. The guy who picked

your pocket, that's Lee Hongke. I

had to run in with him once.

How much?How much?Two bucks.

Two bucks.

Stay here. You watch my things. I'll get

them, right?

Hey, listen. Why are you chasing us, eh

You ought to be more careful. I mean, you

just might get hurt. Where's my money

and letter?Sorry. I'm afraid you have

already disposed of those. Sure. What

do you expect?Long gone.

I have to give you one thing, though.

Your girl writes a real passionate

letter. Hey, tell her that if she

doesn't marry that mongo, uh, then

she can marry me. I'm available.

You just be careful. Watch your tongue.

Oh, yeah?And why?Just you?

Against us.

We're sorry. We're sorry. Now

give me my things back. Go ahead,

go ahead. Go ahead. Your

parents. Well, you see,

we got-- No, Dad.

No, Ma. All

right, I'll drop it. But

still, next time I'll fix you.

You know, I've some very bad news again.

My father's still insisting, but I get

married. He wants the

100,000 acres of land that the Mongolian

king offered for me. And in spite of

my protests, he's going to take the

offer. I'm

sorry. Although I've already promised

myself to you, my father simply doesn't

care about that. Although he knows how

much we mean to each other. And we're

leaving tomorrow with the escort. Chinam,

don't worry. I'm not going to marry the

king, I promise you. No matter what

happens, they'll never get me to Mongolia

alive. I'll kill myself first.

My Lord, I bid you welcome. It's a great

honor for the whole village. And if

there's anything we can do, hmm,

who are you?My name's Chow, the village

chief. These are the village elders.

We're here to welcome Her Highness.

We're ready to do anything she asks us.

Uh, the princess is tired. Don't disturb

her. Ah, yes. Mr.

Chow?Uh, sir?We've decided the

princess will stay here tonight, so

prepare a suitable room. We'll be back

later. Uh, yes, yesGo on,

go on.

Chin down.

Chin down.

Sorry. I have to go.

You're just one man. What chance have you

got against them?I don't know.

But I know I must try. I have no choice.

You really think you can rescue her?

You're just throwing your life away.

Now come on. You won't get rid of the

escort. They obviously have chosen

some real experts. So don't be stupid

about this. There's no

point in getting killed.

Come on. There's nothing you can do

about it.

Sorry. You may be right.

But I still have to try, though.

And what do you want?

Uh, we had a talk about this

money, you see.

And we're too ashamed to keep it. Hmm

I must say, I'm happy you know what

shame is. Hey, we not only know what

shame is,But we know what

sympathy is, too. Yeah, yeah

Sympathy?For whom?Uh..

For him.

You're sorry for him?

For me?Uh-huh

The Princess has come. Huh

That's right. I hear they'll be staying

at the chief's house. But they'll be

leaving tomorrow morning.

There's four guards. I see them. Two

Mongols one Japanese. Oh,

and the other fellow works for her

father. We know about your problem,

and we've sympathy for you. So we will

help you.

Welcome, sir. Welcome, sir. We're ready.

The rooms are all prepared. You can move

straight in, and the princess can relax.

Good.

Your Highness, will you come out now?

Your Highness?

Why do you stop me?Why won't you let me

go?Let me go.

Just let me kill myself! Let me go!

Let me go! Let me kill myself! Let me

go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let

me kill myself! Let me go! Let

me go! Let me go!

Please let me kill myself! Let me kill

myself! Ohh

Oh, uh, so, you're cooking a lot of rice

today?Sure. Those Mongolians

got appetites like horses. They can eat

six bowls of rice.

Also, I hear they got big appetites for

women. Hey, so you be

careful. Oh.

Come here.

Come here, I said. Come on. Hey, come

here.

What do you want?Come on outside. I

can't. I'm helping with the meal now.

Come on outside. I gotta talk with you.

Oh, all right.

Come on. Now

what do you want?Oh, you.

I told you I'm busy. Hey.

Now listen. There's something I want to

talk about. Well, tell me quickly.

Hey.

For me?A present.

But I've got nothing to give you back.

That's not true. I can think of quite a

few things.

Oh, I must get back. Let me go. Hey, hey,

hey, heyDon't go. Oh, but it's

those Mongolian guards. They're hungry,

and they're likely to get violent. Uh..

Listen, now, do me a favor, huhWhat is it?

Uh.. What's

that?Try and give it to the princess. Uh,

uh, uhI can't do it. Sure you can.

Sure you can. Uh, uh, no, I can't. Come

on, you knowUh, no, I can't.

Come on.

I'll do it.

Your Highness, dinner is ready.

Your Highness, dinner is ready.

Your Highness, please come out and eat.

Your Highness, please come out and eat.

If you don't, I'll be in trouble.

Scared of a king. That's it, huh

Is that right?

Your Highness,Please come in.

Your Royal Highness and my lords,

gentlemen. I bid you welcome here.

I do hope you'll enjoy this simple meal

we've prepared for you. So eat up, eat

up. Yes.

Do help yourselves. Yes.

Please, pleaseHmm

umm Please.

Milady, aren't you eating?

You

pig.

Huh God damn it.

You.

Go eat your food. There'll be time for

that later.

Yes, that's right.

Your Highness, eat something.

Milady, eat up.

Milady, sorry, the rice

isn't too good. Eat it carefully, won't

you, ehBut try it, though,

just a little.

Hey, fresh watermelons! Hey,

melons!

You are laxative.

Fresh melons! All nice and sweet! Fresh

melons!

Reckon that I ate too much. Oh.

Hey, let's take a walk, yeah?

Ouichi, I'm going to rescue you.

So don't you worry. I've got a

plan. See you soon.

Fresh melons.

Nice fresh melons.

Hey, would you like some nice freshmelons?

Hey, these melons any good?I'll bet you

that these are the best melons you ever

had. And they're very good for the

thirst, too. Oh, yeah.

I'll tell you, these are good, huhThis

way. This is really quite a

pretty village. But still, it's a bit

remote.

Oh.

It's you. When did you become a hawker?

Oh, you see, I decided that it was time

that I turned over a new leaf. Good.

I'm pleased to hear that. Good, goodHey,

you try this. Very good watermelons. I

reckon they're the best I've ever had.

Come on, hey. That's right. You want to

try some?Uh,

would you like to try some?They're really

very good. Sure you

want?Uh..

Tell me. Around here. Is there anything

worth seeing?Nice view, perhaps,

or something like that?Oh, yes, yesIf

we go straight on, there's some nice

scenery. Really quite pretty. Sounds

good. The princess will like that. We'll

go, too. Ah,

yes, that way. Hey,

I really must say, these are great

melons. The best I've ever had.

Gino!

Gino! Gino!

Aming. Listen, they're coming here.

Really?Yeah. Okay, I'll wait in the

boat. Right.

Although I'm blind, I can see that which

lies behind and before thee. I can

tell what your fortune will be. So find

out what the fates will have in store.

Let me have a few coins and I can tell

you what you have to bargain for. So come

on, come on, come onOhh Let

me tell you what your fortune will be.

Hey, hey, heyJust a few

coins.

Listen. EhWhat's my horoscope?Oh,

right, rightFirstly, when exactly were

you born?Uh, 13th day, the

third month of the year, Yin Wu Year. Oh,

right, hang on. Hmm, let me

see, third month. Third

month.

Oh, yes, I got it. Now then,You have a

noble horoscope, full of wealth.

But still, things are not too good right

now. Now then, no need to worry. You just

have to be brave for a while. You just

keep going straight on. Then something

will happen to deliver you from all this.

That's certain. Are you sure?

Uh, of course I'm sure. You keep going

straight on. Then you'll be delivered of

all your problems. Just keep going

straight on, straight on now. You got

that?Yeah, just

you keep going straight ahead now. Your

problems are solved.

Got it?I

got it.

Captain Yaw, get him some money. Oh,

thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank

you. Now, ladies and

gentlemen, now then we'll give you a

demonstration of boxing of Chinese

boxing. Yeah. And after that, my friend

here.

I'm here! Kaichi!

Chinam!

Kaichi! You're here! You're here! Kaichi!

Chinam! Kaichi!

Oh, Chinam. I missed you. I

missed you.

I know. You know

All right.

There's a boat waiting for us. Come on.

All right.

Who's this?He's a Japanese

bodyguard and a karate expert. He's

one of the escort to take me to Mongolia.

All right. Yes. And if anyone wants to

come up and try. Come on. Come onStep up.

Come on. Anybody want to try?Step

forward. Right. OK. Here we go then.

Yeah.

Hey,

hey, heyWhat do you think

you want, then, huhI'm challenging you,

that's what I want.

All right, then.

Now get this. I am responsible for this

party. We've got a job to

do to deliver Her Highness safely, and

I'm going to see it's done at that. You

stupid ain't you?

HuhWhere's she gone?

oh You got a gut sake?Yeah. Me

too. Let's go. Let's go.

Wait for me.

To take you back. I

won't go.

Afraid I must use force.

Get up!

Quickie! Get in a

boat! Hurry!

Your Highness,

I bought some soup.

It'll do you good. Please try. Come on

now.

Captain Yao, come here.

Your Highness, what can I do for you?I'll

tell Father. I'll tell him to kill you.

Kill you. Kill you.

Oh. Oh.

My guts are still aching. You know,

that's the eighth time today. The sixth

time for me. I oughta be in the

fertilizer business. Yeah, me too.

Excuse us. Excuse us, please.

Everybody let me go! Let me go! Stop! Oh,

no!

Help someone! Help me! Hey, baby!

Oh, look that. No. Let

go. Please don't. Please. Have

mercy. Have

mercy. Don't kill them. Don't kill them.

Spare them?Yes. Well, that won't be

easy. They

insulted us. The servants of the

Mongol king. Yeah, but but still,

I know they've been very stupid, but they

shouldn't have to die for it, though. You

don't think we ought to kill them?That's

right, that's right.

Better them alive, then.

Good idea. HuhOh,

no, please don't. Please don't. Hey,

hurry up or we'll bury you too. No, you

can't do this. Please listen to me.

Hurry.

Hold it.

So you want to kill some Chinese?That

right?RightGo on.

Kill me then.

Kill me.

You there. You untie them. Oh, sure, sure

That's

it,

Guiqi.

Guiqi.

Guiqi, where are you?Ah

Mr. Yin, how is he now?Not too

good, but luckily he's pretty tough.

Otherwise, he'd probably be dead now.

Let me out.

I want to leave.

Do you hear me?I can only obey my

orders. If I should fail to carry them

out, then I'd lose my life.

And I suppose that my life doesn'tmatter.

Hmm

Kuechi. Kuechi. Hi.

All right. You're not going to leave here

so easily. Huh

Right.

Hey, hey, hey

She's disappeared. Hey, hey, hey, go.

She's disappeared.

She now went alone last night to try and

rescue the Princess. They killed him. I

don't know. Maybe they have. But I

know one thing, though. We're going to

find out. Come on, let's

go.

Your Highness, please get in.

Not till I've seen Genome. I won't.

Your Highness, I told you. You'll see

him, but it'll be outside the village.

Why, though?Why can't I see him here?

Sorry. That's not

convenient.

Right. Let's go, then. Hmm

Yeah, please, sir, please.

Hey, wait there!

Hey, listen. They've just taken away the

princess. They've all gone now. Let's

go.

Your Highness, Chinam is over there.

You see him?

Chinam. Chinam. Chinam. Chinam.

Gina.

Gina, what happened?

I'm trying to get to you.

Didn't make it. They got me.

I'm afraid I'll let you down. Oh, no. Oh,

no.

Let him catch me. Let him down.

Damn it. Hold it.

You make one move, and I'll kill myself.

Huh

HmmGee, damn. Get going. I won't.

You have to. And Harry. Let's both

go. We can't. I can keep them off.

Oichi. Get going!

Come

on! Frankie!

Let me go! Let

me go!

Let me

go! Your highness, you really don't want

to marry the Mongol King.

Is that right?Of course.

Right. Then I'll help you.

Come here, you. Right.

They were all scum. They're better off

dead anyway.

You realize, if you don't marry the king,

I won't be able to go back home to your

father again.

But for your sake,I'd be willing to give

up my career. Come on now.

Let's both leave here. Let's go off

somewhere together.

You know what?Ever since I worked for

your father, I've always wanted you. But

then you were his noble-born daughter.

And I was only an ordinary officer. But

that's not true now. It's different!

Different?In what way?

HuhYou're still only an ordinary soldier.

And I'm a princess.

HuhIs that so?But still, if

we went back, then we'd both be killed.

We're on equal terms now.

So you come with me.

I love Chinam. I always will. And that's

final.

Quici. Quici.

HuhCaptain Yao. And what

is this?My orders. What about

you?The princess's father never trusted

you. Heh?You?

These are my orders. They were given to

me personally. They

simply instruct me to keep an eye on you.

Quite a wise move. Now what?

Now I must kill you.

Where's the princess?

You handle this, and I'll go after them.

No, wait. The boys can handle these

fools. I better go with you, right?

All right. Come on.

Ah

Kuechi! Kuechi!

All right, you. You bastard

HuhWell, all right. You want

Kuechi, and I want her as well.

Now then, here's a chance to saddle it.

It can all be very simple. The best man

gets her.

Huh

Catch it! Catch

it! Come on!

Please save me, will you?Please help

me.

Cardino! Please save me!

Cardino! Ohh

Get me now! Please help me!

Please help

me!

Kina.