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Max: IN A WORLD WHERE THE MESSENGERS OF TRUTH,
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THE COURIERS OF JUSTICE, BRAVELY GO FORTH
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TO COMPLETE THEIR APPOINTED ROUTES...
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[COMPUTER VOICE SPEAKING]
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ONE LONE HERO STANDS OUT AMONG THE REST.
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Max: ONE FEARLESS RIDER HAS THE FORTITUDE
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TO DELIVER THE GOODS.
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TO STAND UP TO THE FORCES OF DARKNESS,
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THE LEGIONS OF DOOM, THE ARMIES OF OPPRESSION,
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AND THE EVIL ICE CREAM MAN.
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PAPERBOY.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ice Cream Man: WELCOME TO THE ICE AGE, PAPERBOY!
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[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
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Ice Cream Man: ♪ I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM ♪
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WE ALL SCREAM
FOR ICE CREAM!
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OH, NUTS! I FORGOT THE SPRINKLES!
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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HEY, MAX.
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OHH!
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HMM! A TONY HAWK
SUNDAE!
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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OH, THAT ICE CREAM MAN
SURE IS EVIL.
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[HORNS BLARE]
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[HORN HONKS]
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HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY,
HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
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HUH!
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HUH!
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HAH!
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[KUNG FU MOVIE STYLE]
I WILL DEFEAT YOU
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WITH MY COMPLICATED
FIGHTING MOVE.
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WE SHALL SEE WHOSE KUNG FU
IS SUPERIOR. HYAH!
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[MAKING KUNG FU
FIGHTING SOUNDS]
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YAH!
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OHH.
YAH!
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PAPERBOY POWER!
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AAH!
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[THUD]
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HA.
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Ice Cream Man: DIDN'T HURT!
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YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, PAPERBOY!
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♪ EVERYWHERE ♪
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♪ GONNA DO EVERYTHING ♪
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♪ GONNA DO MY BEST TO REACH YOUR SKY ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE ♪
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WHOO-HOO!
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HUH?
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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YEAH!
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PAPER?
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WHAT TOOK YOU
SO LONG?
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I, UH, STOPPED
FOR SOME ICE CREAM.
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Both: AAH!
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[BEEPING] GET OUT
OF BED, JABRODIE.
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GET OUT OF BED, JABRODIE.
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GET OUT OF BED--OW!
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HEH.
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Max: OK, I DREAMED IT.
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SO MAYBE MY LIFE REALLY ISN'T LIKE THAT.
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AND MAYBE I'M NOT THE COOLEST KID EVER.
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BUT TODAY WAS THE FIRST DAY OF JUNIOR HIGH,
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AND I WAS SURE THAT THINGS WERE GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
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YA-HA-HA!
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I HAD A NEW LOOK.
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I WAS A BALLER, A SHOT-CALLER.
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I WAS A PLAYER WITH PHAT ATTITUDE.
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OR, AS I LIKE TO CALL IT...
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PHAT-ITUDE.
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HI, MOM.
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IT'S FINISHED. THE HOUSE IS PERFECT.
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JUST AS I'D ALWAYS
PICTURED IT.
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BUT LET'S KEEP THAT
BETWEEN YOU AND ME, OK?
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Max: MEET MY MOM.
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SHE'S BEEN PUTTING THE "FINISHING TOUCHES"
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ON OUR HOUSE FOR, LIKE, 6 YEARS.
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YOU COULD SAY SHE'S A BIT OBSESSED.
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THIS IS MY HOUSE.
MY KITCHEN! MINE!
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MORNING.
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Max: THIS IS MY DAD.
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HE WORKS IN ADVERTISING. HIS BOSS, MR. FOGE,
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MAKES HIM WEAR GOOFY COSTUMES SOMETIMES.
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LUCKILY, HE'S GOT US FOR SUPPORT.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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HEH.
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I'M, UH, LIEUTENANT LOBSTER.
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FOR THE LOBSTER SHACK
PITCH TODAY?
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DO YOU REALLY HAVE
TO WEAR THAT?
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LILY, COME ON.
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FOGE HAS GOT A DOZEN
JUNIOR AD EXECS
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LINED UP BEHIND ME
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WHO'D BE HAPPY TO BE
LIEUTENANT LOBSTER.
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FOGED AGAIN.
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Don: BUT JUST FOR THIS PITCH.
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Max: I BETTER BE OFF.
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Lily: OFF TO JUNIOR HIGH,
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MY LITTLE SOLDIER
ALL GROWN UP. MM.
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GOOD LUCK, HONEY.
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Max: THANKS, MOM.
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DON'T BREAK ANYTHING. OK, MOM.
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Don: HEY, MAX? YOU WANT A RIDE?
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UM...THAT'S OK.
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I'M GONNA
TAKE THE BUS.
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YEAH, THE BUS.
RIGHT.
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Max: YOU KNOW THAT KID EVERYONE THINKS IS WEIRD,
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BUT HE DOESN'T CARE WHAT EVERYONE THINKS?
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THIS IS HIM. HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
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HIS NAME'S ROBERT, BUT WE CALL HIM ROBE. GUESS WHY?
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HEY, YOU GUYS!
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Max: THIS IS MY OTHER BEST FRIEND. HER NAME'S MEGAN.
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SHE NEVER GOES ANYWHERE WITHOUT HER CLARINET...
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AAH!
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[THUD]
OH!
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[LAUGHTER]
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Max: EVEN WHEN SHE TAKES A TRIP.
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YOU OK?
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YEAH, I'M TOUGH
LIKE A TANK.
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YEAH, THE SEPTIC TANK.
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[LAUGHS]
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SAYS THE FREAK
IN THE ROBE
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THAT SMELLS
LIKE DIAPERS.
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[MOCKING]
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MAX, WHERE'S
YOUR BASSOON?
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UM...MY BASSOON...
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I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
TAKE BAND TOGETHER.
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I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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IT'S JUNIOR HIGH.
IS BAND STILL COOL?
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COOL? WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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SINCE WHEN HAVE WE BEEN COOL?
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ALL I'M SAYIN' IS,
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LET'S TRY TO ACT COOL.
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SWEET! A CAN.
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BLECH!
EWW!
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♪ TODAY ♪
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♪ I CHANGED ♪
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♪ BUT TOO LATE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE EVERY TOWN FEELS THE SAME ♪
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♪ I'M DIFFERENT ♪
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♪ AND YOU'RE DISTANT ♪
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♪ ADD IT UP AND IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE ♪
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FOR THE YEARBOOK.
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HOW'S THIS? "SHEEP
ARRIVE FOR SLAUGHTER"?
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Kid: NO, NO, NO! PLEASE! PLEASE!
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DON'T MAKE ME GO!
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I DON'T WANNA GO!
I DON'T WANNA GO!
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DOES HE KNOW
SOMETHING WE DON'T?
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Jindraike: HERE THEY COME.
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WITH THEIR PIMPLES
AND THEIR BRACES
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AND THEIR RICKETS
AND THEIR LICE.
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THEIR SNOT-NOSED,
BAGGY-PANTSED,
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HIGH-PITCHED, SQUEALING VOICES.
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AND YET,
EACH ONE A RUNG
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ON THE LADDER
OF MY SUCCESS.
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A LADDER THAT ENDS
IN A VAST NEON SIGN
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THAT STRETCHES ACROSS
THE NIGHT SKY.
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Mrs. Rangoon: PRINCIPAL JINDRAIKE?
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THESE CAME FROM YOUR
REAL-ESTATE AGENT.
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THE SIGN, MRS. RANGOON.
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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"SUPERINTENDENT
JINDRAIKE."
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THE SIGN ON MY OFFICE DOOR.
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THAT'S WHAT IT SHOULD SAY.
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SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER
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THAN "SUPERINTENDENT
KNEBWORTH."
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IT'S CLASSIER, TOO.
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WHEN KNEBWORTH SEES
WHAT I'VE DONE HERE
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IN HIS HONOR,
THE OLD DINOSAUR
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IS SURE TO MAKE ME
HIS SUCCESSOR.
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BUT, FIRST THINGS FIRST,
MRS. RANGOON.
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SET UP THE VIDEO
BROADCAST MACHINE DEVICE.
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[SPRAYS]
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I WANT TO ADDRESS
THE ACNE-STRAFED MASSES.
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OOH--AAH!
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[CLATTER]
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OW!
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CURTIS JUNIOR HIGH
HAS A LONG
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AND FASCINATING HISTORY
OF COLORFUL BULLIES.
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YOU'RE LYING.
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AM I?
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IN 1985,
TOMATO-FACE CALLAHAN.
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HE'D WALK RIGHT UP
TO YOU
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AND SHOVE A TOMATO
IN YOUR FACE.
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[GASPS]
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Photographer: 1991, WEDGIE JACKSON.
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HE INVENTED THE
WORLD WIDE WEDGE.
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[GASPS]
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Photographer: WHICH BRINGS US TO THIS YEAR.
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Both: TROY McGINTY.
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[GASPS]
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Boy: WORD IS, HE'S GONNA POUND
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ON A DIFFERENT KID EVERY DAY.
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AND HE'S DEVISED HIS OWN SPECIAL WY
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OF LETTING THE WORLD KNOW
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WHO HE'S COMING AFTER.
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[CROWD GASPS]
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Crowd: MAX KEEBLE?
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HERE.
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Teacher: ALL RIGHT. JULIUS KLINGHOFFER.
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HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
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LIL'--LIL' ROMEO?
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YO, WHUZZUP? I'M
OVER HERE, WO DAT.
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OK.
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LIL' ROMEO'S
IN THE HOUSE.
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I'M DOWN WITH THAT.
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TINA MICHAELS?
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Jindraike on TV: AND NOW...
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THIS IS PRINCIPAL JINDRAIKE.
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ALL STUDENTS WILL REPORT
TO THE ASSEMBLY HALL
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DURING THIRD PERIOD
FOR A SPECIAL PRESENTATION.
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ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.
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ALL MUST ATTEND.
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NOT ATTENDING IS PROHIBITED.
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THAT IS ALL.
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THANK YOU.
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YES! THE REVIEWS ARE IN.
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HAA! JINDRAIKE,
2 THUMBS UP.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Jindraike:
I LAUGHED, I CRIED.
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THE MAN'S A GENIUS.
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Mrs. Rangoon: PRINCIPAL JINDRAIKE!
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WHAT IS IT NOW, RANGOON?
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THE RED LIGHT'S
STILL ON.
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I'M WELL AWARE OF THAT.
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[LAUGHING]
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Boy: DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE!
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GOOD MORNING.
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I'M MS. DINGMAN,
AND WELCOME TO LIFE SCIENCE.
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[WHIMPERS]
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YOU OK?
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I CAN'T FEEL
MY FINGERS.
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[GULP]
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...LIKE THIS.
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PHEROMONES.
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NATURE'S DATING SERVICE.
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ODORLESS, COLORLESS.
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IT'S HOW MANY SPECIES
ATTRACT MATES.
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A CHEMICAL PROCESS
WHICH CAUSES
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AN IRRESISTIBLE
ATTRACTION...
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[STUDENTS GASP]
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IN THE...AHEM...
OPPOSITE SEX.
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[GULP]
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ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.
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WOULD SOMEONE LIKE
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TO OPEN THE WINDOW
FOR ME, PLEASE?
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Boys: OOH!
OOH! OOH!
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YOU IN THE...ROBE.
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Boys: AW.
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[BRACK]
250
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[BRACK]
251
00:11:22,465 --> 00:11:23,631
Boy: WOW, THAT'S COOL!
252
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Ms. Dingman: YOU SEE?
253
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IRRESISTIBLE.
254
00:11:26,635 --> 00:11:28,336
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
255
00:11:28,371 --> 00:11:31,206
[BRITNEY SPEARS' ...BABY, ONE MORE TIME PLAYING]
256
00:11:39,648 --> 00:11:41,649
♪ OH, BABY, BABY ♪
257
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♪ EH, EH ♪
258
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,553
[MUSIC SLOWS AND STOPS]
259
00:11:50,326 --> 00:11:51,793
ARE YOU OK?
260
00:11:51,827 --> 00:11:54,396
YEAH! YEAH.
261
00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:56,364
I'M FINE.
262
00:11:57,733 --> 00:11:59,834
YOU LOOK KIND OF
FAMILIAR.
263
00:11:59,869 --> 00:12:03,037
I DELIVER YOUR PAPER.
264
00:12:03,072 --> 00:12:06,274
UM, I'M MAX, JENNA.
265
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,275
OH, YEAH.
266
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:09,077
SO, YOU GO TO SCHOOL
HERE NOW?
267
00:12:09,111 --> 00:12:12,247
YOU PLAY
TH-THE CLARINET.
268
00:12:12,281 --> 00:12:13,948
FIRST CHAIR.
269
00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,451
I'M IN BAND, TOO.
I PLAY THE BASSOON.
270
00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,053
HMM. WELL,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
271
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I'LL SEE YOU,
UH, BASSOON.
272
00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:28,196
SEE YOU BASSOON?
273
00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:31,065
ECCH! STUPID!
274
00:12:32,201 --> 00:12:33,701
MAX KEEBLE.
275
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TROY!
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TROY McGINTY,
HOW ARE YA?
277
00:12:36,238 --> 00:12:39,908
FIRST VICTIM
OF THE YEAR THERE, BUDDY.
278
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IT'S A BIG HONOR.
279
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,444
Max: YOU KNOW THE GUY
280
00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:43,978
YOU USED TO HANG OUT WITH WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE,
281
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,181
BUT AS YOU GOT OLDER YOU WENT IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS?
282
00:12:46,215 --> 00:12:48,349
WELL, TROY McGINTY WASN'T ALWAYS A BULLY.
283
00:12:48,384 --> 00:12:51,386
I REMEMBER WHEN HE CAME TO MY FOURTH BIRTHDAY.
284
00:12:51,420 --> 00:12:53,455
THE THEME WAS MacGOOGLES THE FROG.
285
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:54,856
MacGoogles the Frog:
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
286
00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,424
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
287
00:12:56,459 --> 00:12:57,859
♪ IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME ♪
288
00:12:57,893 --> 00:13:00,028
♪ WITH YOUR FAVORITE HIGHLAND FROG ♪
289
00:13:00,062 --> 00:13:02,497
I DON'T LIKE
MacGOOGLE!
290
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,032
HE'S NOT REAL, TROY.
291
00:13:04,066 --> 00:13:06,234
HE'S JUST A TV CHARACTER.
292
00:13:06,268 --> 00:13:08,069
IS THERE
A WEE LITTLE LADDIE
293
00:13:08,103 --> 00:13:09,737
HAVIN' HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY?
294
00:13:09,772 --> 00:13:12,841
MacGOOGLE! HE'S
TRYING TO EAT ME!
295
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,876
SCAREDY-CAT,
SCAREDY-CAT...
296
00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:18,213
TROY, IT'S ME, MR. KEEBLE.
297
00:13:18,247 --> 00:13:20,882
MacGOOGLES ATE
MAX'S DADDY!
298
00:13:20,916 --> 00:13:22,650
AAH!
299
00:13:22,685 --> 00:13:25,320
Max: TROY HAD GROWN A LOT SINCE THEN.
300
00:13:25,354 --> 00:13:27,188
WHOA! WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
301
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,724
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
302
00:13:34,363 --> 00:13:36,531
WHERE'S MAX?
303
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,600
I DON'T KNOW.
304
00:13:38,634 --> 00:13:40,835
WASN'T IT YOUR TURN
TO WATCH HIM?
305
00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:43,872
Troy: WELCOME TO COOKING WITH TROY.
306
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:44,973
FIRST, WHAT YOU
WANNA DO IS
307
00:13:45,007 --> 00:13:46,407
DIP YOUR LITTLE
PIECE OF CHICKEN
308
00:13:46,442 --> 00:13:47,876
IN A NICE, THICK BATTER.
309
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,644
NO. TROY, NO!
310
00:13:49,678 --> 00:13:51,412
HOLD IT! STOP!
311
00:13:51,447 --> 00:13:52,413
OK, WE'RE SET.
312
00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:53,815
YAH!
313
00:13:55,117 --> 00:13:56,751
NO! TROY!
314
00:13:56,785 --> 00:13:59,020
AAH!
315
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:00,288
Troy: NOW WHAT YOU
WANNA DO IS
316
00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:01,623
ROLL YOUR PIECE
OF DEAD MEAT
317
00:14:01,690 --> 00:14:03,091
IN SOME
BREAD CRUMBS.
318
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:05,026
PERFECT.
319
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,561
AND NOW THAT
THAT'S DONE,
320
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:09,297
OUR BIRD SHOULD BE
READY TO GO IN.
321
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:12,100
AAH!
322
00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:13,801
Max: OH, GROSS! ECCH!
323
00:14:13,836 --> 00:14:21,242
HOPE YOU LIKE LASAGNA.
324
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,011
SETTLE DOWN.
325
00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:25,179
[TALKING CONTINUES]
326
00:14:29,318 --> 00:14:30,285
CEASE!
327
00:14:30,319 --> 00:14:32,287
[TALKING STOPS]
328
00:14:34,189 --> 00:14:37,825
THIS THURSDAY,
SUPERINTENDENT KNEBWORTH
329
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:39,928
WILL BE HERE
TO INSPECT THE SCHOOL.
330
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:44,465
AND SO I AM UPGRADING MY POLICY OF ZERO TOLERANCE
331
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:50,438
TO ONE OF...
SUB-ZERO TOLERANCE.
332
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,074
WHICH IS...
333
00:14:53,108 --> 00:14:56,344
MORE THAN ZERO.
334
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,113
[LAUGHING]
335
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,214
CEASE!
336
00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:01,983
[LAUGHING STOPS]
337
00:15:04,186 --> 00:15:06,988
AND NOW, WITHOUT
ANY FURTHER ADO,
338
00:15:07,022 --> 00:15:09,257
WHAT'S THAT I HEAR?
339
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,325
[BAND MUSIC PLAYING]
340
00:15:10,359 --> 00:15:11,492
THE PITTER-PATTER
OF LITTLE FEET?
341
00:15:12,962 --> 00:15:16,764
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU THE NEWEST ADDITION
342
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:19,634
TO THE CURTIS JUNIOR
HIGH SCHOOL COTTONTAILS--
343
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,303
3 FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENTS
FROM EASTERN EUROPE,
344
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,739
AND THEIR NAMES ARE...
345
00:15:24,773 --> 00:15:27,308
UNIMPORTANT,
BECAUSE THEY'RE HERE
346
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:30,778
TO LEAD US
TO GRIDIRON GLORY.
347
00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:36,618
WHY, ALL THEY NEED
IS A PLACE TO PLAY.
348
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:43,858
STUDENTS, I GIVE YOU...
YOUR NEW FOOTBALL STADIUM.
349
00:15:43,892 --> 00:15:45,960
[CHEERING]
350
00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:47,462
OOH-YAH!
351
00:15:47,496 --> 00:15:50,031
HA!
352
00:15:53,569 --> 00:15:55,236
[CHEERING STOPS]
353
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,375
[SQUISHING FOOTSTEPS]
354
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:02,844
[DOOR CLOSES]
355
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,345
Crowd: EWW!
356
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,388
YOU, THERE!
LITTLE BOY!
357
00:16:13,422 --> 00:16:15,957
PRANKSTER!
358
00:16:17,526 --> 00:16:19,027
[LAUGHS]
359
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,029
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
360
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,399
UH, MAX KEEBLE.
361
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:27,902
I'VE GOT MY EYE ON YOU,
MAX KEEBLE.
362
00:16:27,936 --> 00:16:29,671
YOU'RE ON MY LIST.
363
00:16:29,705 --> 00:16:31,472
IT WASN'T MY--
SIT!
364
00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:39,947
HEH HEH HEH.
365
00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:44,018
THIS IS
A BAD JUNIOR HIGH.
366
00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:46,421
I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT McGINTY DID TO YOU.
367
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:48,289
MR. JINDRAIKE SAYS
IF SOMEONE TRIES
368
00:16:48,323 --> 00:16:49,290
TO START A FIGHT
WITH YOU,
369
00:16:49,324 --> 00:16:50,525
YOU KNOW,
JUST IGNORE 'EM.
370
00:16:50,559 --> 00:16:51,926
EW! ROBE!
371
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,327
EW.
372
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:58,700
Megan: MAX, YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH
373
00:16:58,734 --> 00:17:00,034
THE REST OF THE DAY
LIKE THAT.
374
00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:01,936
I DON'T PLAN ON IT.
375
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,573
WHERE'S HE GOING?
376
00:17:08,877 --> 00:17:10,878
HOW GREAT.
377
00:17:12,214 --> 00:17:14,515
♪ HEY BABY ♪ ♪ HEY BABY ♪
378
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,284
♪ YEAH BABY ♪ ♪ YEAH BABY ♪
379
00:17:16,318 --> 00:17:17,418
♪ HEY BABY ♪
380
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,920
COOL.
381
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,488
HEY, MAN, YOU GOT
ANY SPARE AIR?
382
00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:25,593
♪ YEAH BABY ♪
383
00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:28,896
♪ YEAH BABY ♪
384
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:30,798
WHOO!
385
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,268
HE CALLS HIS VICTIMS
"INVESTORS"?
386
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,404
HE'S GOT ALL THE
LATEST TECHNOLOGY,
387
00:17:36,438 --> 00:17:38,539
AND HE'S LOOKING
TO MAKE A KILLING
388
00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:40,308
IN THE STOCK MARKET.
389
00:17:41,944 --> 00:17:46,047
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-
MARCHING CALL.
390
00:17:46,081 --> 00:17:48,883
♪ YOU KNOW A FELLA'S GOOD FOR THE MOOLA ♪
391
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:52,920
Max: THIS GUY, DOBBS, WAS ONCE A STOCK-MARKET WHIZ KID.
392
00:17:52,955 --> 00:17:55,089
BY AGE 10, HE WAS A MILLIONAIRE.
393
00:17:55,124 --> 00:17:59,727
12:15. MEETING
WITH KEEBLE.
394
00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:01,095
KEEBLE.
395
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:04,632
Max: BY AGE 12, HE'D LOST IT ALL.
396
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,201
NOW HE'S OBSESSED WITH GETTING IT BACK,
397
00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:08,703
ONE KID AT A TIME.
398
00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:09,737
Dobbs: KEEBLE!
399
00:18:09,772 --> 00:18:12,340
CAUGHT YOUR ACT
IN THE ASSEMBLY.
400
00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:14,142
LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN
USE SOME HELP
401
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,910
WITH MANAGING YOUR PORTFOLIO.
402
00:18:15,944 --> 00:18:17,245
Max: HEY, THAT'S MY LUNCH MONEY!
403
00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:19,213
AND YOU HAVE IT
ALL IN CASH.
404
00:18:19,248 --> 00:18:21,048
KID, LET ME HOLD THIS
FOR A WHILE
405
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,451
AND I'LL SET YOU UP
WITH A NICE MUTUAL FUND.
406
00:18:23,485 --> 00:18:24,752
WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
407
00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:26,320
HE'S TAKING
MAX'S LU--
408
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,321
[DOBBS GROWLS]
409
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,356
[TIMIDLY]
LUNCH MONEY.
410
00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:30,525
IS THIS TRUE,
MR. DOBBS?
411
00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:34,962
NO. I'M JUST, UH, SPREADING
SOME INVESTMENT WISDOM.
412
00:18:34,997 --> 00:18:36,464
SPEAKING OF WHICH,
413
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:38,666
HOW DID VIAMWORK SYSTEMS WORK OUT FOR YOU?
414
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,601
HEH HEH. BEST MONEY
I EVER SPENT.
415
00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:41,803
BY THE WAY,
416
00:18:41,837 --> 00:18:43,337
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF HANDSPRING?
417
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,741
HANDSPRING? IT'S MOVIN'
TODAY. I'D SAY BUY.
418
00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:48,876
THANKS.
NO PROB.
419
00:18:48,911 --> 00:18:51,145
UH...
420
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:53,080
DON'T MISS ME. HA!
421
00:18:53,115 --> 00:18:54,749
'SCUSE ME!
422
00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:55,783
ANYBODY WANT
MY CARROTS?
423
00:18:58,520 --> 00:18:59,720
WHAT?
424
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,290
KEEBLE!
425
00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:10,498
YOU MAY BE
UNDER THE IMPRESSION
426
00:19:10,532 --> 00:19:14,268
THAT I ENCOURAGE
HORSEPLAY AND MALARKEY.
427
00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:15,837
I DON'T ENCOURAGE IT.
428
00:19:15,871 --> 00:19:17,471
I EXCOURAGE IT.
429
00:19:19,274 --> 00:19:20,875
EXCOURAGE?
430
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,577
IT MEANS THE OPPOSITE
OF ENCOURAGE.
431
00:19:22,611 --> 00:19:23,678
LOOK IT UP.
432
00:19:23,712 --> 00:19:26,581
Ms. Dingman: ELLIOT!
433
00:19:26,615 --> 00:19:28,683
AND SO, YOUNG MAN,
REMEMBER,
434
00:19:28,717 --> 00:19:30,985
"STUDY" RHYMES
WITH "BUDDY." SCRAM.
435
00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:40,361
HEY.
436
00:19:40,395 --> 00:19:42,263
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
437
00:19:42,297 --> 00:19:45,833
I THOUGHT YOU SAID BAND
WASN'T COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU.
438
00:19:45,868 --> 00:19:47,068
YEAH, BUT I-I
THOUGHT IT OVER,
439
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,770
AND I'VE DECIDED THAT
BAND IS PRETTY, UM...
440
00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:52,240
[BRITNEY SPEARS' ...BABY, ONE MORE TIME PLAYING]
441
00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:57,411
HOT.
442
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,746
Jenna: EXCUSE ME.
443
00:19:59,915 --> 00:20:00,915
WHAT?
444
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:03,084
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SITTING IN MY SEAT?
445
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,852
DOES IT SAY YOUR NAME
ON IT OR SOMETHING?
446
00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:06,053
YES.
447
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:12,026
SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND,
SHOO-SHOO. LET'S GO.
448
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:15,029
CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?
449
00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:21,135
HI, JENNA.
450
00:20:21,169 --> 00:20:22,303
HEY.
451
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,279
WELCOME, EVERYONE.
452
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,014
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
453
00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:36,384
SETTLE, PLEASE.
454
00:20:36,418 --> 00:20:38,953
I SHOULD TELL YOU
RIGHT AWAY--
455
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,322
YOU'LL NOTICE THAT WE ARE
A BIT CRAMPED IN HERE,
456
00:20:41,356 --> 00:20:44,258
THANKS TO SOME TEMPORARY
STORAGE FOISTED ON US
457
00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:46,661
BY SOMEONE WHO HAS
ABSOLUTELY NO APPRECIATION
458
00:20:46,695 --> 00:20:47,929
OF WHAT WE DO IN HERE.
459
00:20:47,963 --> 00:20:50,431
NOW, IF YOU'LL GO TO THE BEGINNING
460
00:21:17,326 --> 00:21:20,461
♪ FOR A SECOND NOBODY'S LOOKIN' BACK AT ME ♪
461
00:21:20,495 --> 00:21:25,232
♪ I NEVER EVEN NOTICE WHERE THEY GO ♪
462
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:29,603
♪ THE SUN IS SHINING DOWN AND ♪
463
00:21:29,638 --> 00:21:32,807
♪ THERE'S NO ONE ELSE AROUND NOW ♪
464
00:21:32,841 --> 00:21:37,244
♪ WISH YOU WERE HERE TO HEAR ME SAY ♪
465
00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:39,480
♪ THIS IS GONNA BE ♪
466
00:21:39,514 --> 00:21:41,282
♪ MY GREATEST DAY ♪
467
00:21:41,316 --> 00:21:44,585
♪ HOW FAR WOULD I GO ♪
468
00:21:44,619 --> 00:21:45,953
♪ JUST TO HEAR EVERYBODY SAY ♪
469
00:21:45,988 --> 00:21:47,355
[HORN HONKS]
470
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,990
[BRAKES SQUEALING]
[GLASS BREAKING]
471
00:21:49,024 --> 00:21:50,358
♪ THIS IS GONNA BE ♪
472
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,327
♪ MY GREATEST DAY ♪
473
00:21:53,362 --> 00:21:56,464
♪ MY GREATEST DAY ♪
474
00:21:56,498 --> 00:21:58,532
♪ MY GREATEST DAY ♪
475
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:01,569
HEY, TAD.
DID YOU MISS ME?
476
00:22:01,603 --> 00:22:03,304
Max: THIS IS TAD.
477
00:22:03,338 --> 00:22:05,272
HE TOTALLY RULES THE ANIMAL SHELTER.
478
00:22:05,307 --> 00:22:07,241
I HELPED NURSE HIM WHEN HE WAS A BABY CHIMP,
479
00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:08,843
AND WE'VE BEEN BUDS EVER SINCE.
480
00:22:08,877 --> 00:22:09,844
[KISSES]
481
00:22:09,878 --> 00:22:11,278
HEY, MAX!
482
00:22:11,313 --> 00:22:12,413
Max: HI, MARLEY. WHAT'S UP?
483
00:22:12,447 --> 00:22:13,781
HEY, COULD YOU
DO ME A FAVOR
484
00:22:13,815 --> 00:22:14,782
AND FEED THE GOAT?
485
00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:16,917
SURE. WHAT'S GOING ON?
486
00:22:16,952 --> 00:22:18,152
DIDN'T YOU HEAR?
487
00:22:18,186 --> 00:22:19,854
WE'RE CLOSING DOWN.
488
00:22:19,888 --> 00:22:21,822
SOME CREEP BOUGHT UP THE PROPERTY
489
00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:23,391
AND CANCELED OUR LEASE.
490
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,159
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
TO THE ANIMALS?
491
00:22:25,193 --> 00:22:26,193
WE'RE DOIN'
THE BEST WE CAN
492
00:22:26,228 --> 00:22:27,294
TO FIND HOMES
FOR ALL OF 'EM,
493
00:22:27,329 --> 00:22:28,295
BUT WE ONLY GOT
UNTIL THE END
494
00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:29,397
OF THE WEEK.
495
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:31,399
IT'S MESSED UP, I KNOW.
496
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,467
IT'S REAL
MESSED UP.
497
00:22:33,502 --> 00:22:35,169
[MAA]
498
00:22:35,203 --> 00:22:37,872
Max: I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
499
00:22:39,374 --> 00:22:43,010
SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE, BUT WHAT?
500
00:22:43,045 --> 00:22:46,847
I THOUGHT MAYBE MY PARENTS MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA.
501
00:22:46,882 --> 00:22:49,250
THEY DID.
502
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,052
WE'RE MOVING?!
503
00:22:51,086 --> 00:22:52,753
YEAH.
504
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:55,122
FOGE WANTS ME TO HEAD UP
THE NEW DIVISION.
505
00:22:55,157 --> 00:22:57,525
I-I CAN'T
BELIEVE THIS. WHEN?
506
00:22:57,559 --> 00:22:58,526
FRIDAY.
507
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,161
THIS FRIDAY?
508
00:23:02,397 --> 00:23:04,465
MAN, THIS IS
TOTALLY UNFAIR!
509
00:23:04,499 --> 00:23:06,200
I MEAN, MY--
MY LIFE IS HERE,
510
00:23:06,234 --> 00:23:08,235
MY--MY FRIENDS
ARE HERE.
511
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:09,437
Don: YEAH, WE KNOW THAT, MAX.
512
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,072
BUT YOU'RE PROBABLY
GONNA MAKE PLENTY
513
00:23:11,106 --> 00:23:12,473
OF NEW FRIENDS
IN CHICAGO.
514
00:23:12,507 --> 00:23:14,975
CH-CHICAGO?!
515
00:23:15,010 --> 00:23:16,577
[SPUTTERS]
516
00:23:16,611 --> 00:23:20,381
THIS WAS GONNA BE
MY YEAR. HERE.
517
00:23:20,415 --> 00:23:21,482
Lily: SWEETIE,
518
00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:23,417
WE KNOW THIS IS HARD ON YOU.
519
00:23:23,452 --> 00:23:25,986
IT'S HARD
ON ALL OF US.
520
00:23:26,021 --> 00:23:28,756
WELL, THEN I HAVE
A GREAT, GREAT IDEA.
521
00:23:28,790 --> 00:23:30,124
LET'S NOT GO.
522
00:23:31,526 --> 00:23:35,629
FOGE IS MY BOSS.
HE'S COUNTING ON ME.
523
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,364
CAN'T YOU
JUST SAY NO?
524
00:23:37,399 --> 00:23:39,366
NO. IT'S NOT
THAT SIMPLE.
525
00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:44,038
THIS BITES.
526
00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:50,678
HE'LL BE FINE.
527
00:23:50,712 --> 00:23:51,712
[DOOR SLAMS]
528
00:23:51,746 --> 00:23:53,914
[GLASS BREAKS]
529
00:24:02,457 --> 00:24:03,757
Megan: BUT, MAX,
530
00:24:03,792 --> 00:24:06,393
CHICAGO'S, LIKE, 1,000 MILES AWAY.
531
00:24:06,428 --> 00:24:07,995
YEAH, BETTER TELL
YOUR PARENTS
532
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,530
TO WATCH OUT
FOR CARJACKERS.
533
00:24:09,564 --> 00:24:10,931
THESE GUYS'LL JUST
COME UP TO YOU
534
00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:13,501
AT STOPLIGHTS
AND TAKE YOUR CAR AWAY.
535
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,302
I SAW IT ON 20/20.
536
00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:18,706
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT
THE MOTOR CITY.
537
00:24:18,740 --> 00:24:20,207
MAYBE YOU COULD
HIRE A LAWYER
538
00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:21,842
AND LEGALLY
EMANCIPATE YOURSELF.
539
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:25,513
YOU CAN STAY WITH ME. I'LL ASK MY MOM.
540
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,114
Robe: YEAH. MY DAD'LL GIVE YOU
541
00:24:27,149 --> 00:24:28,849
A JOB HERE
AT THE JUNKYARD.
542
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,585
YOU KNOW WHAT?
NICE TRY, GUYS.
543
00:24:34,923 --> 00:24:37,958
YOU KNOW WHAT? FACE IT,
I'VE BEEN--I'VE BEEN FOGED.
544
00:24:57,128 --> 00:24:58,729
[BRAKES SCREECH]
545
00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:00,931
[GASPS]
546
00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:01,999
UHH.
547
00:25:02,033 --> 00:25:03,567
WE MEET AGAIN, PAPERBOY.
548
00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:04,969
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
549
00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:10,441
Max: OK. EVIL ICE CREAM MAN, ME.
550
00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:12,142
YOU'RE WONDERING WHY, RIGHT?
551
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,345
[LAUGHING EVILLY]
552
00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:15,779
Max: UNHH! AHH!
553
00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:16,814
[ICE CREAM MAN STAMMERS]
554
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:19,783
[TIRES SQUEAL]
555
00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:23,020
Max: WELL, I ONCE FOUND A COCKROACH
556
00:25:23,054 --> 00:25:24,255
IN MY SNOW CONE.
557
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:25,623
MY MOM CALLED THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT,
558
00:25:25,657 --> 00:25:26,957
AND HE GOT NAILED.
559
00:25:26,992 --> 00:25:28,926
HE'S BEEN TRYING TO NAIL ME EVER SINCE.
560
00:25:31,596 --> 00:25:34,031
[SIREN BLARING]
561
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:38,002
DRAT! THE FUZZ!
562
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:41,105
THIS ISN'T OVER, PAPERBOY!
563
00:25:41,139 --> 00:25:43,073
[RADIO SQUAWKS]
564
00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:45,042
HELLO, OFFICER.
565
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,212
SNOW DOODLE?
566
00:25:51,750 --> 00:25:53,951
Boy: HEY, LOOK, IT'S DUMPSTER BOY.
567
00:25:53,985 --> 00:25:55,419
IT'S REEKY STINKO,
THE GARBAGE KID.
568
00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,288
[KIDS LAUGH]
569
00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:58,822
Robe: HA, REEKY STINKO.
570
00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:00,658
HE JUST MADE THAT UP.
NOW, THAT'S GOOD.
571
00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:03,827
Megan: HEY, MAX, CHECK IT OUT.
572
00:26:03,862 --> 00:26:04,962
I MADE UP
SOME FLYERS
573
00:26:04,996 --> 00:26:06,497
TO HELP SAVE
THE ANIMAL SHELTER.
574
00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:07,598
I THOUGHT MAYBE
575
00:26:07,632 --> 00:26:09,967
YOU AND I COULD PUT 'EM
UP AROUND SCHOOL?
576
00:26:10,001 --> 00:26:11,001
Max: WHY BOTHER?
577
00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:13,437
A FLYER'S NOT GONNA
MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
578
00:26:16,041 --> 00:26:17,908
HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
579
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:21,879
COVER ME.
I'M GOING IN.
580
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:23,080
Jindraike: AAAH.
581
00:26:23,114 --> 00:26:25,282
HE MOVES, HE FAKES.
RANGOON, THINK FAST.
582
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:27,451
[SHATTERING]
583
00:26:29,054 --> 00:26:31,188
NICE HANDS.
NOW, PICK UP THE BALL
584
00:26:31,222 --> 00:26:32,656
AND PUT IT IN THE CASE.
585
00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:34,124
IT'S FROM KNEBWORTH'S
CITY CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
586
00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:35,526
I'M GOING ON MY WALKABOUT.
587
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:37,761
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
588
00:26:44,803 --> 00:26:46,437
MRS. RANGOON,
WHAT'S THIS?
589
00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:49,273
SOME OF THE KIDS
ARE TRYING TO SAVE
590
00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:50,708
THE ANIMAL SHELTER
DOWN THE STREET.
591
00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:52,276
KIDS? WHAT KIDS?
592
00:26:52,310 --> 00:26:54,545
YOU KNOW, THE ONES
WITH THE SENSE OF CARING
593
00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:56,146
AND CIVIC DUTY.
594
00:27:04,155 --> 00:27:06,624
YOU THERE. CEASE!
595
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,595
WHAT IS THE MEANING
OF THIS?
596
00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:14,164
HEY, I DIDN'T DO THAT.
597
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,666
SO YOU WANT TO SAVE
598
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:17,334
THE FILTHY
LITTLE BEASTS, EH?
599
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,336
PERHAPS YOU WANT ME TO
GIVE THE ANIMALS MY CAR?
600
00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:21,338
DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE
MY CAR TO THE SMELLY GOAT?
601
00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:25,209
GOATS...DON'T DRIVE, SIR.
602
00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:27,344
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.
603
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,546
THE SMELLY GOAT
WILL NEVER GET MY CAR.
604
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:30,981
EVER.
605
00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:33,951
THE ANIMALS
HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.
606
00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,986
SOME CREEP'S
CLOSING DOWN THE SHELTER.
607
00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:39,523
I'M CLOSING DOWN
THE SHELTER, SILLY...
608
00:27:39,557 --> 00:27:40,557
BOY.
609
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:42,926
[STAMMERS] WHAT?
610
00:27:44,062 --> 00:27:45,929
ALL I NEED NOW IS
THE RIGHT BULLDOZER.
611
00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:48,399
I'M THINKING BIG AND YELLOW.
612
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:50,434
WHERE DID YOU THINK
I WAS GOING TO BUILD
613
00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:52,970
KNEBWORTH STADIUM,
IN YOUR HOUSE? HA HA.
614
00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:54,371
YOUR HOUSE.
THAT'S RICH.
615
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:56,006
THERE WOULDN'T BE ROOM.
616
00:27:58,643 --> 00:27:59,943
[SPRAYS]
617
00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:02,379
WHOA.
618
00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,882
♪ BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THE KING OF THE HILL ♪
619
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:09,019
♪ HE'S REALLY BAD AND TOTALLY CHILL ♪
620
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,057
♪ BETTER WATCH OUT FOR THE KING OF THE HILL ♪
621
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:17,461
Kids: FREAK WITH ROBE?
622
00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:18,529
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
623
00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:19,930
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
HIT THE SHOWERS.
624
00:28:19,964 --> 00:28:21,365
[SIGHS]
625
00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:24,368
COME ON, LADIES.
626
00:28:26,905 --> 00:28:28,539
[GASPS AND MOANS]
627
00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:30,140
HELLO, FREAK.
628
00:28:30,175 --> 00:28:31,742
Robe: LET ME OUT! [LAUGHTER]
629
00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:33,377
COME ON, LET ME OUT!
630
00:28:33,411 --> 00:28:34,745
WHAT'S GOING ON, HUH?
631
00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:35,913
McGINTY'S LATEST VICTIM.
632
00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:38,148
YOU GOTTA CHECK THIS OUT.
HA HA HA.
633
00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:39,983
Robe: LET ME OUT! COME ON!
634
00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:40,984
LET ME OUT!
MAN.
635
00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:41,985
COME ON, LET ME OUT.
636
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,654
ALL RIGHT, OK.
COME ON, MAX.
637
00:28:43,688 --> 00:28:45,222
OK. IT'S OK.
[GROANS]
638
00:28:45,256 --> 00:28:47,091
HE'S A LITTLE
CLAUSTROPHOBIC,
639
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:48,759
SO HE MIGHT--
640
00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:49,727
[ROBE RETCHES]
641
00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:52,062
[VOMIT SPLASHES, CROWD GROANS]
642
00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:53,297
HURL.
643
00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:54,765
[CROWD GROANS]
644
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:57,768
WHAT A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY
GOOD CHILI OMELET.
645
00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:59,937
[GROANING]
646
00:29:01,639 --> 00:29:02,840
LET ME CHECK
THE LATEST RATES.
647
00:29:02,874 --> 00:29:04,641
[BEEPS]
648
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:07,077
Dobbs: THAT'S $3.00 FOR NUMBER ONE,
649
00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,612
AND $5.00
FOR NUMBER TWO.
650
00:29:09,614 --> 00:29:11,315
I HAVE A BLADDER PROBLEM.
651
00:29:11,349 --> 00:29:13,016
SORRY TO HEAR IT.
652
00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:14,785
McGinty: KEEBLE. GET OFF ME!
653
00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:16,120
I WORKED REALLY HARD
ON THAT DISPLAY.
654
00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:19,022
EXCUSE ME.
NEW CUSTOMERS.
655
00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:20,057
Dobbs: CAN I HELP YOU, GENTLEMEN?
656
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:21,759
NO THANKS. KEEBLE, SHUT UP.
657
00:29:21,793 --> 00:29:22,793
YUCCH.
658
00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:23,761
HOW MUCH
FOR A SWIRLIE?
659
00:29:23,795 --> 00:29:25,195
TAKE STALL NUMBER 4.
660
00:29:25,230 --> 00:29:27,131
NO, NO.
COME ON, TROY.
661
00:29:27,165 --> 00:29:28,665
NO CHARGE.
THANKS, MAN.
662
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,934
[GRUNTS] CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THIS, RIGHT?
663
00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:32,336
I'M GONNA GET MY HAIR WET.
664
00:29:32,370 --> 00:29:33,604
COME ON, TROY!
665
00:29:33,638 --> 00:29:35,472
OW! COME ON! [FLUSHING]
666
00:29:35,507 --> 00:29:37,040
WATER.
667
00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:39,977
A RECURRING GEOGRAPHICAL
FEATURE WHICH ALLOWS
668
00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:42,246
A CIVILIZED SOCIETY
TO DEVELOP.
669
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,615
FOR EXAMPLE, RIVERS, SPRINGS...
670
00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:46,383
MR. KEEBLE?
671
00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:48,886
YOU'RE TARDY,
AND YOU'RE DRIPPING.
672
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,587
I HAVE RULES AGAINST BOTH.
673
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,223
NOW, CLASS, ANOTHER
FEATURE WHICH ALLOWS
674
00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:55,626
A CIVILIZED SOCIETY TO
DEVELOP IS A CODE OF RULES.
675
00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:58,962
WITHOUT RULES, SOCIETY
WOULD COMPLETELY COLLAPSE.
676
00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:01,198
DO YOU AGREE WITH
THAT STATEMENT, MR. KEEBLE?
677
00:30:01,232 --> 00:30:03,600
I GUESS SO.
678
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:06,103
I GUESS YOU'LL WRITE ME
A 2,000-WORD ESSAY
679
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:07,237
ON THE SUBJECT.
680
00:30:07,272 --> 00:30:08,906
[MURMURING AND LAUGHING]
681
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:11,008
[GASPS]
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
682
00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:13,577
WHICH I WILL LOOK FORWARD
TO SEEING ON MY DESK
683
00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:15,579
DRIP-DRY FRIDAY!
684
00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:16,880
THIS FRIDAY?
685
00:30:16,915 --> 00:30:18,182
THIS FRIDAY!
686
00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:19,716
[IDEA BELL JINGLES]
687
00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:20,851
Max: WAIT.
688
00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:22,452
FRIDAY WAS THE DAY I WAS MOVING,
689
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,121
AND THIS TEACHER WAS MEAN.
690
00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:25,789
SHE LET DOBBS STEAL MY MONEY.
691
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,025
SHE WANTED TO PUNISH ME WHEN IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
692
00:30:28,059 --> 00:30:29,927
BUT IF I WASN'T GONNA BE HERE,
693
00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:31,962
WHAT COULD SHE REALLY DO TO ME, RIGHT?
694
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,497
IT WAS TIME TO TAKE A STAND.
695
00:30:33,531 --> 00:30:35,866
HOW COME I CAN'T
DO THE ESSAY
696
00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:36,867
RIGHT NOW?
697
00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:40,437
NOW, CLASS...
698
00:30:41,439 --> 00:30:42,573
[GASPS]
699
00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:44,308
MMM. THAT'S GOOD.
700
00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:46,310
[APPLE BANGS, KIDS LAUGH]
701
00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:49,313
Max: A CIVILIZED SOCIETY
702
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,181
DOES NEED
A SET OF RULES.
703
00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:54,251
OTHERWISE,
PEOPLE COULD DO THIS.
704
00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:55,719
OOPS. [GASPS]
705
00:30:55,753 --> 00:30:58,989
DID I SAY 2,000 WORDS?
MAKE THAT 4,000!
706
00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:02,593
OR...THIS.
707
00:31:02,627 --> 00:31:04,761
[CLASS GASPING]
708
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:07,297
MAKE THAT 8,000 WORDS,
AND TAKE YOUR SEAT NOW!
709
00:31:07,332 --> 00:31:09,566
8,000 WORDS?
THAT'S KID STUFF.
710
00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:10,834
HOW 'BOUT 12,000 WORDS?
711
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,769
DO I HEAR 12,000 WORDS,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?
712
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:14,271
Together:
12,000 WORDS!
713
00:31:14,305 --> 00:31:16,740
SOLD! 12,000 WORDS!
714
00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:18,475
GET OFF MY DESK!
715
00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:20,344
OKEE-DAY.
716
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,117
Mrs. Talia: OHHH.
717
00:31:27,151 --> 00:31:29,186
YOU'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE,
MR. KEEBLE.
718
00:31:30,521 --> 00:31:32,322
[KIDS LAUGH]
719
00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:38,061
♪ YEAH ♪
720
00:31:38,096 --> 00:31:39,363
SEE YA.
721
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,299
HELLO, SWEETHEART.
722
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:43,634
Max: NO CONSEQUENCES.
723
00:31:43,668 --> 00:31:45,335
I COULD DO ANYTHING I WANTED.
724
00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:46,336
EXCUSE ME.
725
00:31:46,371 --> 00:31:47,604
WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?
726
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:49,539
IF YOU'RE EVER
IN THE WINDY CITY,
727
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:50,974
LOOK ME UP.
728
00:31:53,544 --> 00:31:57,014
Max: AND NOW, ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAD TRIED TO RUN US DOWN,
729
00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:58,682
MESS US UP,
730
00:31:58,716 --> 00:32:00,651
PUSH US AROUND,
731
00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:03,921
WERE IN FOR A LITTLE SURPRISE.
732
00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:06,023
TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA
HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER.
733
00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:09,326
DIDN'T I?
YES, I DID. YES, I DID.
734
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,328
♪ WAIT, SEE ♪
735
00:32:11,362 --> 00:32:13,297
♪ I DO WHATEVER MOVES ME ♪
736
00:32:13,331 --> 00:32:15,232
I'M CLOSING DOWN
THE SHELTER.
737
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:19,603
Ms. Dingman: PHEROMONES-- NATURE'S DATING SERVICE.
738
00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,104
I KEEP MY MONEY
IN A PIGGY BANK.
739
00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:22,572
IT JUST LOOKS LIKE YOU.
740
00:32:25,677 --> 00:32:26,910
Max: AFTER ALL,
741
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,378
I HAD TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE BOYS.
742
00:32:28,413 --> 00:32:31,581
ALL I NEEDED WAS A LITTLE BIT OF HELP.
743
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:35,452
Max: BECAUSE I'M OUTTA HERE IN 2 DAYS.
744
00:32:35,486 --> 00:32:36,553
DON'T YOU SEE?
745
00:32:36,587 --> 00:32:38,388
THIS ISN'T JUST A PLAN.
746
00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:40,223
IT'S--IT'S
A PLANETARIUM.
747
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:46,163
LOOK, I'M GONNA BE
THE ONE THEY COME AFTER,
748
00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:48,165
BUT I'M NOT
GONNA BE HERE,
749
00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:50,634
AND THAT--THAT
IS THE BEAUTY OF IT.
750
00:32:50,668 --> 00:32:53,003
I MEAN, YOU GUYS WON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M UP TO.
751
00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:55,973
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS HELP ME OUT.
752
00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:57,808
AND WE'LL HAVE--
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
753
00:32:57,842 --> 00:33:00,177
PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY.
754
00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:02,279
PLAUSIBLE
DENIABILITY.
755
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:04,081
YEAH, DID YOU
JUST MAKE THAT UP?
756
00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:06,984
SO WE ALL DOWN
FOR THE CAUSE?
757
00:33:07,018 --> 00:33:08,986
ONE QUESTION.
758
00:33:09,020 --> 00:33:11,254
CAN'T WE JUST HAVE
A GOING-AWAY PARTY INSTEAD?
759
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:13,256
WE WILL, A HUGE BLOWOUT,
760
00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:15,625
WHEN THIS IS OVER.
761
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:16,660
SO?
762
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,117
[GIRL SPEAKS
INDISTINCTLY]
763
00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:41,952
MARCHING CALL!
764
00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:45,389
[MOANING]
765
00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:47,224
[SONG PLAYS,
INDISTINCT LYRICS]
766
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:54,097
[GRUNTS]
767
00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:56,266
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
FROZE YOUR ASSETS, MAN.
768
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,634
LET'S SEE WHAT
WE CAN DO ABOUT THAT.
769
00:33:57,668 --> 00:33:59,403
HEY!
770
00:33:59,437 --> 00:34:01,238
STEP OFF,
CAPITALIST TOOL.
771
00:34:01,272 --> 00:34:04,908
Dobbs: MAN, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET A REAL JOB, FOOL?
772
00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:10,447
Dobbs: MAN, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU,
773
00:34:10,481 --> 00:34:12,382
THEIR LUNCH MONEY
IS MINE, VENDOR.
774
00:34:13,484 --> 00:34:14,584
[GASPS]
775
00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:19,556
[INHALES]
776
00:34:19,590 --> 00:34:20,924
[GROWLS]
777
00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:24,728
HA HA HA.
778
00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:26,163
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
779
00:34:27,198 --> 00:34:29,599
TRADING HOURS ARE OVER.
780
00:34:31,335 --> 00:34:33,470
[GRUNTING]
781
00:34:34,539 --> 00:34:35,505
AAH--OHH!
782
00:34:37,875 --> 00:34:40,243
HELLO, VLADIMIR.
783
00:34:40,278 --> 00:34:41,611
AAH!
784
00:34:46,150 --> 00:34:47,818
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
785
00:34:47,852 --> 00:34:49,519
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
786
00:34:49,554 --> 00:34:51,521
♪ IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME WITH YOUR-- ♪
787
00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:52,689
HMM.
788
00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:55,659
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
789
00:34:55,693 --> 00:34:57,494
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
790
00:34:59,363 --> 00:35:00,497
♪ MacGOOGLE-- ♪
791
00:35:03,201 --> 00:35:04,868
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
792
00:35:04,902 --> 00:35:06,636
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
793
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:08,004
♪ IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME ♪
794
00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,573
♪ WITH YOUR FAVORITE HIGHLAND-- ♪
795
00:35:13,077 --> 00:35:14,678
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
796
00:35:14,712 --> 00:35:16,379
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
797
00:35:16,414 --> 00:35:17,848
♪ IT'S TIME TO PLAY A GAME ♪
798
00:35:17,882 --> 00:35:21,251
♪ WITH YOUR FAVORITE HIGHLAND FROG ♪
799
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,286
THE CITIZENS
OF CURTIS JUNIOR HIGH
800
00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:27,190
THAT WE ARE NOW
T-MINUS...SEVERAL HOURS
801
00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:30,460
UNTIL THE SUPERINTENDENT
KNEBWORTH VISIT.
802
00:35:30,495 --> 00:35:32,429
THAT IS ALL.
803
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:33,763
THANK YOU.
804
00:35:36,334 --> 00:35:38,468
[RUSTLING AND RATTLING]
805
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,204
[CHUCKLING]
806
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,205
[STUDENTS LAUGH]
807
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:43,373
I'M A WALRUS, HEY.
808
00:35:43,407 --> 00:35:44,508
[LAUGHS]
809
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:46,510
THE CAMERA'S
STILL ON!
810
00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,146
[ALL LAUGHING]
811
00:35:50,181 --> 00:35:52,249
[BELL RINGS]
812
00:35:54,118 --> 00:35:55,185
OK.
813
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:07,130
I'M OK.
814
00:36:09,033 --> 00:36:10,367
SORRY.
815
00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:13,403
I KNOW.
816
00:36:13,437 --> 00:36:15,739
IT'S JUST THAT WE HAVE TO BE
817
00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:17,574
VERY CAREFUL WITH THE LAB EQUIPMENT.
818
00:36:17,608 --> 00:36:21,378
OUR BUDGET IS VERY TIGHT...
819
00:36:21,412 --> 00:36:23,880
THANKS TO THE NEW
FOOTBALL PROGRAM.
820
00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,785
45 CENTS. COOL.
821
00:36:28,819 --> 00:36:30,954
LET'S CHECK
MY GROSSES TODAY.
822
00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:44,734
WHERE'S MY HANDHELD?
823
00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:54,711
HEY, MISTER,
MY FUDGESICLE'S MELTING!
824
00:36:54,745 --> 00:36:56,446
Ice Cream Man: OH, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MELTING.
825
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,415
PEOPLE PAY EXTRA
FOR THAT.
826
00:36:58,449 --> 00:36:59,449
NOW, BEAT IT!
827
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:01,618
ALL OF YOU, BEAT IT!
828
00:37:01,652 --> 00:37:02,719
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
829
00:37:02,753 --> 00:37:03,887
Max: THE HEAT IS ON!
830
00:37:07,491 --> 00:37:08,692
FARTKNOCKER!
831
00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:13,196
EVIL ICE CREAM MAN'S
GOING DOWN.
832
00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:15,031
HOW GREAT.
833
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,869
I SURE AM GONNA
MISS YOU GUYS.
834
00:37:19,904 --> 00:37:23,239
WELL, I GUESS YOU'LL
MAKE NEW FRIENDS IN CHICAGO.
835
00:37:23,274 --> 00:37:24,274
RIGHT, MAX?
836
00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:27,177
I--I GUESS SO.
I DON'T KNOW.
837
00:37:27,211 --> 00:37:28,778
I NEVER REALLY
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
838
00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:31,047
Robe: HEY, MAYBE YOU'LL MEET KIDS
839
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,316
EXACTLY LIKE US
IN EVERY WAY.
840
00:37:33,351 --> 00:37:35,452
YOU KNOW,
LIKE CLONES.
841
00:37:35,486 --> 00:37:36,453
[CHUCKLES]
842
00:37:36,487 --> 00:37:39,356
YEAH. MAYBE I WILL.
843
00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:42,125
Megan: WELL, THERE'S STILL YOUR GOING-AWAY PARTY.
844
00:37:42,159 --> 00:37:44,294
THERE'S GONNA BE A CAKE
AND EVERYTHING.
845
00:37:44,328 --> 00:37:45,395
I BAKED IT.
846
00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:46,596
Robe: YEAH, DON'T FORGET.
847
00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:49,265
TOMORROW, 4:00,
HOUSE OF ROBE.
848
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:50,967
I'M PROVIDING
THE ICE CREAM.
849
00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:52,168
[CHUCKLES]
850
00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:54,237
Ice Cream Man: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
851
00:37:54,271 --> 00:37:56,740
IT'S MELTING!
852
00:37:59,844 --> 00:38:01,544
HEY, MAX?
853
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:03,213
WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
854
00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:04,481
[BEEPS]
STUFF.
855
00:38:04,515 --> 00:38:07,317
GETTING READY
FOR THE BIG MOVE
856
00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:08,318
KIND OF STUFF?
857
00:38:08,352 --> 00:38:09,819
MM-HMM.
858
00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:16,292
I'M SORRY WE
SPRUNG THIS ON YOU, MAX,
859
00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:19,562
BUT IT WAS SORT OF SPRUNG
ON ME THE SAME WAY.
860
00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:20,597
UH-HUH.
861
00:38:21,999 --> 00:38:23,867
OK. TSK.
862
00:38:23,901 --> 00:38:25,435
WHAT IF I DIDN'T
TAKE THE JOB?
863
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:27,470
WHAT THEN? A HOME,
864
00:38:27,505 --> 00:38:29,205
THE FOOD WE EAT,
THE CLOTHES YOU WEAR--
865
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,674
THAT TAKES
A LOT OF MONEY.
866
00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:34,611
I JUST CAN'T SEE
WHY WE CAN'T STAY.
867
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:35,612
WELL...
868
00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:37,313
SOMETIMES IN LIFE,
869
00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:39,282
YOU GOTTA DO THINGS
THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
870
00:38:39,316 --> 00:38:42,852
BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE POWER OVER YOU
871
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:44,054
TELL YOU TO DO THEM.
872
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:47,057
NO, DAD, I MEAN,
IF YOU RISE UP
873
00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:50,126
AND--AND--AND SHOW
THAT YOU'RE NOT AFRAID,
874
00:38:50,161 --> 00:38:51,494
THOSE PEOPLE
875
00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:54,731
WILL NO LONGER HAVE
CONTROL OVER YOUR LIFE.
876
00:38:55,866 --> 00:38:57,367
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH MAX?
877
00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:01,571
WHO ARE YOU? REALLY?
878
00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:03,006
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
879
00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:06,076
GOOD NIGHT, KIDDO.
880
00:39:07,611 --> 00:39:09,012
SEE YA.
881
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,751
[BEEPS]
882
00:40:04,435 --> 00:40:05,869
UNHH.
883
00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:08,037
[OBJECT CLATTERING]
884
00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:10,340
OHH.
885
00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:11,541
[PANTS]
886
00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:13,376
[KEYS JINGLING]
887
00:40:15,813 --> 00:40:16,813
[GRUNTS] NO.
888
00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:18,047
[FLATULENT NOISE]
889
00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:22,919
[CLICKING]
890
00:40:24,321 --> 00:40:25,822
THE WINDOW WAS OPEN.
891
00:40:25,856 --> 00:40:26,990
[SIGHS]
892
00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:31,094
Robe: WHOA! [CRASH]
893
00:40:31,128 --> 00:40:32,228
Together: ROBE.
894
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,396
THE COMPUTER.
895
00:40:33,430 --> 00:40:35,131
I'LL GET
THE BREATH SPRAY.
896
00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:42,539
[BEEP]
NATURE'S DATING SERVICE.
897
00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:45,909
[TYPING ON KEYBOARD]
898
00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:48,111
[BEEPING]
899
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:50,346
Megan: WHOA.
900
00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:52,081
WHAT?
CHECK IT OUT.
901
00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,983
JINDRAIKE'S USING ALL THE SCHOOL'S MONEY
902
00:40:54,018 --> 00:40:55,985
TO BUILD HIS STUPID FOOTBALL STADIUM.
903
00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:57,921
WE CAN'T LET HIM
GET AWAY WITH THAT.
904
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,758
NOW HIS BREATH'LL BE
PHEROMONE FRESH.
905
00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,693
[THUMPS, PANTS]
906
00:41:03,727 --> 00:41:06,996
OH, YEAH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ME. I'M FINE.
907
00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:08,965
[WHISPERS] Here you go.
908
00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:13,169
AND NOW WE ADD
A LITTLE DECORATION.
909
00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:17,874
WHOA!
910
00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,509
COME ON, LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE.
911
00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:32,488
[GRUNTS]
OW! OW!
912
00:41:32,523 --> 00:41:33,823
ROBE!
COME ON, MAN!
913
00:41:33,858 --> 00:41:34,824
LET'S GO!
914
00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:36,893
YEAH, I'M TRYING.
915
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,499
Max: MORNING, MOM.
916
00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:44,667
Lily: HI, SWEETIE.
917
00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:45,702
WHATCHA DOING?
918
00:41:46,971 --> 00:41:48,504
YOU KNOW,
YOU JUST START OUT
919
00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:50,373
BY TRYING TO PACK
EVERYTHING REALLY FAST,
920
00:41:50,407 --> 00:41:51,441
AND THEN
YOU GET CAUGHT UP
921
00:41:51,475 --> 00:41:53,276
IN ALL THIS OLD STUFF.
922
00:41:55,212 --> 00:41:57,447
[SIGHS] REMEMBER HOW
THE KITCHEN LOOKED
923
00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:59,115
WHEN WE FIRST MOVED IN?
924
00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:00,817
BEFORE IT WAS PERFECT?
925
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:01,784
[CHUCKLES]
926
00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:03,453
NOT REALLY.
I WAS 4.
927
00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:05,188
[LAUGHS] RIGHT. MMM.
928
00:42:05,222 --> 00:42:06,556
[SIGHS]
929
00:42:07,591 --> 00:42:09,826
SORRY ABOUT
THE SHORT NOTICE, MAX.
930
00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,195
YOU HAVING TO LEAVE YOUR
FRIENDS AND EVERYTHING.
931
00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:13,463
AH, IT'S OK.
932
00:42:13,497 --> 00:42:15,098
YOU KNOW, AT FIRST,
I WAS REALLY BUMMED OUT,
933
00:42:15,132 --> 00:42:17,567
BUT NOT EVERYTHING'S
BAD ABOUT MOVING.
934
00:42:18,602 --> 00:42:20,870
THAT'S WHAT YOUR FATHER
KEEPS SAYING.
935
00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:22,739
I HOPE
YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.
936
00:42:22,773 --> 00:42:24,107
[CHUCKLES]
937
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,068
[SONG PLAYS,
LYRICS INDISTINCT]
938
00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:57,140
[CROWD GASPS]
939
00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:59,742
All: TROY McGINTY?
940
00:43:01,512 --> 00:43:02,478
HOW 'BOUT THAT?
941
00:43:02,513 --> 00:43:04,047
OK, NO, I WON'T
DO THAT ANYMORE.
942
00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:05,982
I--I PROMISE.
I PROMISE.
943
00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:08,518
OHH. I LIED. SORRY.
944
00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:10,687
[LIGHT SWITCHES ECHO]
945
00:43:11,689 --> 00:43:12,956
[DOOR OPENS]
946
00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,993
♪ MacGOOGLES IS ME NAME ♪
947
00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:18,494
♪ I LIKE A SWAMPY BOG ♪
948
00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:19,929
NO.
949
00:43:19,964 --> 00:43:21,364
♪ WITH YOUR FAVORITE HIGHLAND FROG ♪
950
00:43:21,398 --> 00:43:22,332
NO.
951
00:43:22,366 --> 00:43:23,967
[SINGING]
952
00:43:24,001 --> 00:43:24,968
NO, NOT YOU.
953
00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:27,070
YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL!
954
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,305
GET AWAY FROM ME!
955
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,873
AAAH!
956
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:33,176
AAAH!
957
00:43:34,611 --> 00:43:36,746
MORE COMMEMORATIVE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE STREAMERS.
958
00:43:39,483 --> 00:43:42,819
CRAZY LEGS KNEBWORTH. WHAT A CHAMPION HE WAS.
959
00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:49,592
[DOOR CLOSES]
960
00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:51,361
[HORN HONKS]
961
00:43:51,395 --> 00:43:53,196
COME ON, YOU IDIOT.
962
00:43:56,333 --> 00:43:57,400
[SPRAYS]
963
00:43:57,434 --> 00:43:58,801
[NEIGHS]
964
00:43:58,836 --> 00:44:01,104
[BLEATING]
965
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:02,405
[ANIMAL NOISES]
966
00:44:04,341 --> 00:44:05,408
[ANIMALS QUIET]
967
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,314
HE'S COMING!
968
00:44:11,348 --> 00:44:12,648
HE'S COMING!
969
00:44:12,683 --> 00:44:14,450
STRAIGHTEN UP.
STRAIGHTEN UP.
970
00:44:14,485 --> 00:44:16,152
BETTER. READY?
971
00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:17,120
AND...
972
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:19,155
[PLAYING]
973
00:44:23,861 --> 00:44:25,528
AAH!
974
00:44:25,562 --> 00:44:27,730
Jindraike: AT LAST! AT LAST!
975
00:44:27,765 --> 00:44:29,799
THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
976
00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:32,068
AH HA HA HA HA.
977
00:44:32,102 --> 00:44:34,437
CRAZY LEGS.
YOU LOOK FIT.
978
00:44:35,672 --> 00:44:38,141
ELLIOT.
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.
979
00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:39,442
I AGREE COMPLETELY.
980
00:44:39,476 --> 00:44:41,511
SLIP ME THAT BISCUIT.
OOH, THAT'S A HOT ONE.
981
00:44:41,545 --> 00:44:42,512
SMILE.
982
00:44:42,546 --> 00:44:44,213
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
983
00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:47,016
Max: OK. THE REASON JINDRAIKE HAS A NEW FOOTBALL PROGRAM
984
00:44:47,051 --> 00:44:50,520
IS TO IMPRESS THIS GUY-- SUPERINTENDENT KNEBWORTH.
985
00:44:50,554 --> 00:44:52,889
YOU SEE, JINDRAIKE WANTS HIS JOB SO BAD,
986
00:44:52,923 --> 00:44:54,590
HE'D EAT HIS SOCKS.
987
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,426
HOW IT SADDENS ME
988
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:59,095
TO THINK OF YOUR
RETIREMENT, CRAZY LEGS.
989
00:44:59,129 --> 00:45:00,897
WHAT AN INSPIRATION
YOU'VE BEEN TO US ALL.
990
00:45:00,931 --> 00:45:02,632
IN FACT, I'VE COLLECTED
SOME MEMENTOS
991
00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:03,833
FROM YOUR GLORY DAYS.
992
00:45:03,867 --> 00:45:05,134
WELL.
993
00:45:05,169 --> 00:45:06,135
REMEMBER THIS?
994
00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:08,271
EWW!
995
00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:09,705
IT'S YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP
JOCKSTRAP.
996
00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:10,907
WE WASHED IT. HA HA.
997
00:45:10,941 --> 00:45:13,242
[SNIFFS] WASH IT AGAIN.
998
00:45:14,678 --> 00:45:15,645
WHAT'S THIS?
999
00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:18,614
ALLOW ME TO PRESENT...
1000
00:45:18,649 --> 00:45:21,451
KNEBWORTH STADIUM.
1001
00:45:21,485 --> 00:45:23,453
[CROWD CHEERS,
BAND PLAYS]
1002
00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:25,488
Knebworth: KNEBWORTH STADIUM.
1003
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,726
HOW CAN YOU AFFORD TO
DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
1004
00:45:30,761 --> 00:45:32,929
I DIDN'T APPROVE
ANY CAPITAL EXPENDITURES
1005
00:45:32,963 --> 00:45:34,030
FOR CURTIS.
1006
00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:35,932
THE USUAL--
BAKE SALES, CAR WASHES,
1007
00:45:35,966 --> 00:45:37,100
AND CUTTING BACK
1008
00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:38,601
ON A FEW NON-ESSENTIAL
ITEMS HELPS, TOO.
1009
00:45:38,635 --> 00:45:39,769
FIRE EXTINGUISHERS,
MILK...
1010
00:45:39,803 --> 00:45:40,736
EXCUSE ME?
1011
00:45:40,771 --> 00:45:41,737
MOVING ALONG--
1012
00:45:41,772 --> 00:45:43,372
HAVE YOU SEEN THE TOILETS?
1013
00:45:44,374 --> 00:45:45,408
NO COMPLAINTS,
NO COMPLAINTS.
1014
00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:47,343
I NEED 5 LAPS TO--
1015
00:45:47,377 --> 00:45:48,544
ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S WEIRD.
1016
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:50,246
WHO TURNED OUT
THE LIGHTS?
1017
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,417
[McGINTY MOANS]
1018
00:45:54,451 --> 00:45:55,885
[SHIVERING]
1019
00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:57,954
Boy: HEY, CHECK IT OUT. IT'S McGINTY!
1020
00:45:57,988 --> 00:45:59,956
[ALL LAUGHING]
1021
00:45:59,990 --> 00:46:01,691
WHAT THE--
1022
00:46:01,725 --> 00:46:03,593
HEY, BREAK IT UP.
BREAK IT UP.
1023
00:46:03,627 --> 00:46:04,627
McGINTY.
1024
00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:07,630
[QUAVERING] HE'S...
1025
00:46:07,664 --> 00:46:09,432
GONNA EAT ME.
1026
00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:10,466
WHAT?
1027
00:46:10,501 --> 00:46:13,269
MacGOOGLES.
1028
00:46:13,303 --> 00:46:14,303
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
1029
00:46:14,338 --> 00:46:15,771
"LOOK WHO'S CRYING NOW."
1030
00:46:15,806 --> 00:46:17,773
WOULD YOU GUYS
GET OUT OF HERE?
1031
00:46:17,808 --> 00:46:19,709
SO THE SECOND TEACHER
SAYS, "I AGREE.
1032
00:46:19,743 --> 00:46:21,711
THAT'S WHY THEY
CALL IT A LOUNGE." HA.
1033
00:46:21,745 --> 00:46:22,712
[SPRAYS]
1034
00:46:22,746 --> 00:46:24,347
[DOG BARKS, CAT MEOWS]
1035
00:46:24,381 --> 00:46:26,482
[SCREECHING]
1036
00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:29,685
[CHATTERS]
1037
00:46:31,355 --> 00:46:32,655
WELL, HERE WE ARE
1038
00:46:32,689 --> 00:46:35,591
IN THE CURTIS
JUNIOR HIGH LIBRARY.
1039
00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:37,593
HMM. SMALLISH.
1040
00:46:37,628 --> 00:46:40,129
YES, BUT WE'RE BIGGISH ON BOOKS.
1041
00:46:40,164 --> 00:46:41,330
ESPECIALLY SPORTS BOOKS.
1042
00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:42,732
[CHUCKLES]
HMM.
1043
00:46:42,766 --> 00:46:44,967
OF COURSE, THE ONE WE'RE
WAITING FOR IS CRAZY LEGS--
1044
00:46:45,002 --> 00:46:47,236
THE BOBBY KNEBWORTH STORY.
1045
00:46:47,271 --> 00:46:48,237
[SIGHS]
1046
00:46:48,272 --> 00:46:50,139
[SQUIRREL CHATTERS]
1047
00:46:51,441 --> 00:46:52,475
[SQUEAKS]
1048
00:46:52,509 --> 00:46:53,709
OHH! OOH! OH!
1049
00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:55,311
[YELLS]
1050
00:46:57,114 --> 00:46:58,447
[SQUIRREL CHATTERING]
1051
00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:01,951
[STAMMERING]
1052
00:47:06,290 --> 00:47:07,623
OHH!
1053
00:47:14,264 --> 00:47:17,200
DIDN'T I ORDER NEW COMPUTER
WORKSTATIONS THIS YEAR?
1054
00:47:17,234 --> 00:47:19,202
[SCREAMS]
1055
00:47:19,236 --> 00:47:20,770
[SQUEAKS]
1056
00:47:20,804 --> 00:47:21,971
JINDRAIKE?
1057
00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:27,310
WE'RE HAVING THEM
UPGRADED.
1058
00:47:27,344 --> 00:47:28,344
[SQUIRREL CHATTERING]
1059
00:47:28,378 --> 00:47:29,712
Knebworth: HMM. OK.
1060
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:07,450
WELL...
1061
00:48:07,484 --> 00:48:08,751
IF IT ISN'T
MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER.
1062
00:48:08,785 --> 00:48:10,219
WHAT CAN I GET YOU,
PLUMP DADDY?
1063
00:48:11,788 --> 00:48:12,922
WHAT'S THIS?
1064
00:48:15,492 --> 00:48:17,059
WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?
1065
00:48:17,094 --> 00:48:18,527
[BEEPS]
1066
00:48:19,863 --> 00:48:21,998
[READING]
1067
00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:28,237
SOMEBODY'S MESSING
WITH ME.
1068
00:48:28,272 --> 00:48:30,273
HEY, CAN I TRY
THE SOUP?
1069
00:48:33,877 --> 00:48:35,344
EVERYTHING SET?
1070
00:48:35,379 --> 00:48:37,380
I GUESS SO,
BUT I STILL DON'T SEE
1071
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:39,582
HOW THIS IS GONNA HELP
SAVE THE ANIMAL SHELTER.
1072
00:48:39,616 --> 00:48:41,617
IT'S ALL PART
OF THE PLAN.
1073
00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:42,752
MAX...
1074
00:48:42,786 --> 00:48:44,053
WHAT?
1075
00:48:45,188 --> 00:48:46,922
[INHALES] I DON'T KNOW.
1076
00:48:46,957 --> 00:48:48,024
[UTENSIL CLATTERS]
1077
00:48:48,058 --> 00:48:49,759
I'D JUST RATHER
SPEND OUR LAST DAY
1078
00:48:49,793 --> 00:48:53,329
HANGING OUT THAN DOING
ALL THIS SPY STUFF.
1079
00:48:55,799 --> 00:48:57,566
UHH!
OW! WHAT THE--
1080
00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:58,567
BIG OAF.
1081
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:00,936
[PANTING]
THEY'RE COMING!
1082
00:49:00,971 --> 00:49:02,338
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
1083
00:49:02,372 --> 00:49:03,873
YOU READY?
CHECK.
1084
00:49:05,409 --> 00:49:06,742
LUNCH...
1085
00:49:08,045 --> 00:49:09,011
IS...
1086
00:49:09,046 --> 00:49:10,246
SERVED.
1087
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,181
CHECK
AND MATE.
1088
00:49:12,215 --> 00:49:14,250
AAH!
[KIDS LAUGHING]
1089
00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:15,284
HA HA HA HA.
1090
00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:21,457
WHO THREW THAT?
1091
00:49:23,994 --> 00:49:24,994
[CHUCKLES]
1092
00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:27,863
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
1093
00:49:34,204 --> 00:49:36,138
HA HA HA HA HA!
1094
00:49:39,209 --> 00:49:40,242
Sugar Ray: ♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
1095
00:49:40,277 --> 00:49:41,310
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
1096
00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:43,379
FOOD FIGHT!
1097
00:49:43,413 --> 00:49:45,081
♪ AIM FOR ME, HIT IT ♪
1098
00:49:45,115 --> 00:49:47,983
♪ IT'S A GREAT BIG WORLD ♪
1099
00:49:48,018 --> 00:49:49,618
♪ NOTHING ♪
1100
00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:51,854
♪ DON'T BELIEVE IN NOTHING ANYWAY ♪
1101
00:49:51,888 --> 00:49:53,422
♪ STILL GOT A LOT TO LEARN ♪
1102
00:49:53,457 --> 00:49:55,024
♪ BUT WE STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING ♪
1103
00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:58,094
♪ WITH MY FRIENDS WE'RE GOING ON OUR WAY ♪
1104
00:49:58,128 --> 00:50:00,429
STOP THAT
THIS INSTANT!
1105
00:50:00,464 --> 00:50:01,831
♪ YOUR LIFE WILL REARRANGE ♪
1106
00:50:01,865 --> 00:50:04,467
OH! I SAW THAT,
YOUNG MAN!
1107
00:50:04,501 --> 00:50:06,102
AAH!
1108
00:50:06,136 --> 00:50:08,104
I'M TAKING NAMES!
1109
00:50:08,138 --> 00:50:10,873
♪ THAT'S OK, WE'LL NEVER COME UNDONE ♪
1110
00:50:10,907 --> 00:50:12,575
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
1111
00:50:12,609 --> 00:50:15,878
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪ AAH!
1112
00:50:15,912 --> 00:50:17,279
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
1113
00:50:17,314 --> 00:50:18,881
♪ THEY'LL TRY TO COUNT YOU OUT ♪
1114
00:50:18,915 --> 00:50:21,450
♪ BUT YOU GOTTA COUNT YOURSELF IN ♪
1115
00:50:21,485 --> 00:50:23,786
IF I GET MY SHIRT DIRTY,
MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME!
1116
00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:25,588
♪ NOT SAYING THAT I'M RIGHT ♪
1117
00:50:25,622 --> 00:50:26,622
♪ SEE THE TROUBLE THAT WE'VE BEEN IN ♪
1118
00:50:26,656 --> 00:50:28,424
"JELL-O HELLO."
1119
00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:30,359
NO. "CAFETERIA HYSTERIA."
1120
00:50:30,394 --> 00:50:32,128
♪ WHEN IT'S SAID AND DONE ♪
1121
00:50:32,162 --> 00:50:33,629
♪ AND YOU'VE GOT US ON THE RUN ♪
1122
00:50:33,663 --> 00:50:35,765
♪ THAT'S OK, WE'LL NEVER COME UNDONE ♪
1123
00:50:35,799 --> 00:50:36,766
AAH!
1124
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,601
♪ SOME PEOPLE CHANGE ♪
1125
00:50:38,635 --> 00:50:40,936
YOU'RE ALL SUSPENDED!
1126
00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:42,538
♪ YOU'RE SO FAR FROM HOME ♪
1127
00:50:42,572 --> 00:50:43,539
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
1128
00:50:43,573 --> 00:50:45,241
HA HA HA HA HA!
1129
00:50:45,275 --> 00:50:47,710
♪ AIM FOR ME, AIM FOR ME ♪
1130
00:50:47,744 --> 00:50:49,779
♪ AIM FOR ME, AAAH ♪
1131
00:50:50,814 --> 00:50:51,947
AAAH!
1132
00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:56,519
AAH!
1133
00:50:57,521 --> 00:50:59,054
WHAT THE--
1134
00:50:59,089 --> 00:51:00,156
OHH!
1135
00:51:01,491 --> 00:51:02,658
THAT'S IT!
1136
00:51:02,692 --> 00:51:04,393
ROBE DID IT! AAH!
1137
00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:06,762
[LAUGHING]
1138
00:51:07,964 --> 00:51:09,432
AAH!
[SHRIEKS]
1139
00:51:09,466 --> 00:51:10,566
[LAUGHS]
1140
00:51:13,804 --> 00:51:16,672
♪ SOME PEOPLE CHANGE, AND YOUR LIFE WILL REARRANGE ♪
1141
00:51:16,706 --> 00:51:19,875
♪ EVEN WHEN YOU'RE SO FAR FROM HOME ♪
1142
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,210
♪ WHEN IT'S SAID AND DONE ♪
1143
00:51:21,244 --> 00:51:22,611
OHH! AAH!
1144
00:51:22,646 --> 00:51:25,815
NOT HAVING FUN! OW!
1145
00:51:25,849 --> 00:51:26,816
AAH!
1146
00:51:26,850 --> 00:51:28,083
AND NOW,
1147
00:51:28,118 --> 00:51:30,019
ONTO THE PIECE DE RESISTANCE.
1148
00:51:30,053 --> 00:51:31,887
THE JEWEL IN
THE CROWN OF CURTIS.
1149
00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:33,322
THE CAFETERIA.
1150
00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:39,428
[WHOOPING AND YELLING]
1151
00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:41,630
Robe: IT'S MUSTARD!
1152
00:51:41,665 --> 00:51:45,067
YOU CAN'T KETCHUP,
'CAUSE IT'S MUSTARD!
1153
00:51:48,138 --> 00:51:50,206
YEAH!
1154
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:53,142
♪ SOME PEOPLE CHANGE, AND YOUR LIFE WILL REARRANGE ♪
1155
00:51:53,176 --> 00:51:54,877
♪ EVEN WHEN YOU'RE SO FAR FROM HOME ♪
1156
00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:56,545
PLEASE BELIEVE ME
WHEN I TELL YOU,
1157
00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:59,281
THIS IS MY GIFT
TO YOU.
1158
00:51:59,316 --> 00:52:01,851
♪ THAT'S OK, WE'LL NEVER COME UNDONE ♪
1159
00:52:01,885 --> 00:52:03,752
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
1160
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,287
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
1161
00:52:05,322 --> 00:52:07,056
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
1162
00:52:07,090 --> 00:52:08,390
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
1163
00:52:08,425 --> 00:52:09,391
♪ AIM FOR ME ♪
1164
00:52:09,426 --> 00:52:11,527
CEASE!
1165
00:52:11,561 --> 00:52:13,329
[MOTOR SPUTTERS, DIES]
1166
00:52:26,676 --> 00:52:27,877
SIR, I ASSURE YOU,
THIS BEHAVIOR
1167
00:52:27,911 --> 00:52:30,746
SIR, I ASSURE YOU,
THIS BEHAVIOR
1168
00:52:30,780 --> 00:52:33,215
IS UTTERLY
WITHOUT PRECEDENT.
1169
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:37,386
PLUS, IT NEVER
HAPPENED BEFORE.
1170
00:52:40,524 --> 00:52:44,994
WHO?
WHO STARTED THIS?
1171
00:52:47,531 --> 00:52:51,467
Jindraike: IF THE CULPRIT DOES NOT STEP FORWARD
1172
00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:53,168
THIS INSTANT,
1173
00:52:53,203 --> 00:52:56,805
SWIFT AND HORRIBLE RETRIBUTION
1174
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,942
AWAITS EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
1175
00:52:59,976 --> 00:53:01,010
AAH!
1176
00:53:01,044 --> 00:53:03,245
[STUDENTS LAUGH
WHILE MONKEY SCREECHES]
1177
00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:13,155
[GROANING AND COUGHING]
1178
00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:18,460
[SIGHS]
1179
00:53:19,629 --> 00:53:22,565
THIS PLACE IS NUTS.
1180
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,668
CRAZY LEGS!
1181
00:53:28,271 --> 00:53:29,939
WAIT!
1182
00:53:33,944 --> 00:53:35,344
UHH!
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
1183
00:53:35,378 --> 00:53:37,346
[STUDENTS TALKING
AND LAUGHING]
1184
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:43,502
PBBBT!
1185
00:53:44,704 --> 00:53:47,840
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
1186
00:53:48,842 --> 00:53:51,010
THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME.
1187
00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:54,847
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE
CALLING ME OUT THERE?
1188
00:53:57,183 --> 00:53:59,418
THE MacGOOGLER.
1189
00:54:01,121 --> 00:54:05,090
TROY, EASY. NOW, I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU THROUGH
1190
00:54:05,125 --> 00:54:08,427
A CHILDHOOD
REGRESSION PROCESS.
1191
00:54:08,461 --> 00:54:11,864
IT MAY BRING UP
SOME UNPLEASANT MEMORIES,
1192
00:54:11,898 --> 00:54:14,767
BUT I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT
HELPFUL IN THE END.
1193
00:54:14,801 --> 00:54:15,768
ALL RIGHTY?
1194
00:54:15,802 --> 00:54:17,703
MM-HMM.
1195
00:54:17,737 --> 00:54:19,538
NOW, GIVE
MR. MacGOOGLES A HUG.
1196
00:54:19,572 --> 00:54:21,140
AAH! AAH!
HE'S GONNA EAT ME!
1197
00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:23,375
[WHIMPERING]
1198
00:54:24,377 --> 00:54:34,019
WE'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO.
1199
00:55:16,596 --> 00:55:19,331
I WANT MY COIL.
1200
00:55:19,366 --> 00:55:22,234
I WANT MY HANDHELD!
1201
00:55:33,113 --> 00:55:34,747
WHAT DID YOU SAY, PUNK?
1202
00:55:34,781 --> 00:55:37,383
I SAID
"I WANT MY HANDHELD."
1203
00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,251
YOU WANT YOUR HANDHELD?
1204
00:55:39,285 --> 00:55:40,719
YEAH. YOU HEARD ME.
1205
00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,788
I SAID,
"I WANT MY HANDHELD."
1206
00:55:43,990 --> 00:55:46,125
YOU WANT ME
TO HOLD YOUR HAND?
1207
00:55:46,159 --> 00:55:47,860
NO!
1208
00:55:47,894 --> 00:55:50,429
NEED SOMEBODY TO HOLD
HIS HAND. LITTLE BABY.
1209
00:55:50,463 --> 00:55:51,630
LITTLE--
1210
00:55:56,202 --> 00:55:58,470
GIVE ME THE COIL!
1211
00:55:58,505 --> 00:56:01,707
OH, THIS? HUH? HUH?
1212
00:56:01,741 --> 00:56:03,008
UHH!
1213
00:56:16,756 --> 00:56:18,357
NO!
1214
00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:21,827
OH!
1215
00:56:24,297 --> 00:56:26,398
[INDISTINCT
OVERLAPPING YELLING]
1216
00:56:56,629 --> 00:56:56,662
HUH?
1217
00:57:01,901 --> 00:57:03,502
HUH?
1218
00:57:03,536 --> 00:57:06,939
AAH!
AAH!
1219
00:57:19,285 --> 00:57:20,786
YEEHAW!
1220
00:57:20,820 --> 00:57:22,955
MEH-MEH-MEH,
MEH-MEH-MEH.
1221
00:57:22,989 --> 00:57:26,525
GOOD, TROY! NOW...
1222
00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:29,128
CAN YOU HELP ME
FIND A LINK
1223
00:57:29,162 --> 00:57:32,030
BETWEEN MacGOOGLES AND YOUR FEARS?
1224
00:57:32,065 --> 00:57:34,700
WAS IT SOMETHING FROM YOUR PAST
1225
00:57:34,734 --> 00:57:37,769
OR SOMEBODY?
1226
00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:47,279
KEEBLE!
1227
00:57:47,313 --> 00:57:48,580
KEEBLE!
1228
00:57:48,615 --> 00:57:50,549
KEEBLE.
1229
00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:00,459
HEY, MAX.
1230
00:58:00,493 --> 00:58:02,761
HI, JENNA.
1231
00:58:02,795 --> 00:58:04,263
DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT?
1232
00:58:04,297 --> 00:58:06,064
I'M MEETING SOME FRIENDS
AT BUDDIES.
1233
00:58:06,099 --> 00:58:07,166
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1234
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,968
I ACTUALLY GOTTA
KINDA BE SOMEWHERE.
1235
00:58:10,003 --> 00:58:12,938
OH, COME ON.
STAY FOR ONE MILK SHAKE.
1236
00:58:12,972 --> 00:58:14,306
IT'LL BE FUN.
1237
00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:16,475
WELL...
1238
00:58:18,011 --> 00:58:21,280
ONE MILK SHAKE.
1239
00:58:23,116 --> 00:58:25,350
YOU KNOW WHAT?
OK. ALL RIGHT.
1240
00:58:25,385 --> 00:58:28,187
ONE...
MILK SHAKE.
1241
00:58:29,389 --> 00:58:32,624
♪ HIT ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME ♪
1242
00:58:32,659 --> 00:58:34,793
[CHANTING "KEEBLE"]
1243
00:58:36,196 --> 00:58:39,031
[CHEERING]
1244
00:58:39,065 --> 00:58:40,866
[BELCHES]
1245
00:58:40,900 --> 00:58:42,601
HA HA HA!
1246
00:58:42,635 --> 00:58:43,869
HA HA HA!
1247
00:58:43,903 --> 00:58:45,204
SO, YOU ACTUALLY
DID SET UP
1248
00:58:45,238 --> 00:58:46,205
THAT WHOLE
MONKEY THING
1249
00:58:46,239 --> 00:58:47,306
AT THE CAFETERIA?
1250
00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:49,841
WELL, ACTUALLY,
TAD IS A CHIMPANZEE.
1251
00:58:49,876 --> 00:58:51,510
YOU'RE SO DEVIOUS.
1252
00:58:51,544 --> 00:58:54,947
WELL, IT'S REALLY PART OF
MY WHOLE NEW ATTITUDE--
1253
00:58:54,981 --> 00:58:57,349
WHAT I LIKE TO CALL
MY PHAT-ITUDE.
1254
00:58:57,383 --> 00:59:00,152
YO! DON'T CROWD THE MAN, DUDE.
1255
00:59:00,186 --> 00:59:02,788
HE HAS PHAT-ITUDE.
GIT!
1256
00:59:02,822 --> 00:59:04,156
[INHALES]
1257
00:59:04,190 --> 00:59:05,490
[POP]
1258
00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:10,095
I WONDER WHERE MAX IS?
1259
00:59:10,129 --> 00:59:12,231
[HIGH-PITCHED]
DON'T WORRY. HE'LL BE HERE.
1260
00:59:16,469 --> 00:59:19,271
[SPRAYS]
1261
00:59:20,773 --> 00:59:22,874
♪ SCHOOL IS OUT, LET'S ENJOY THE HEAT ♪
1262
00:59:22,909 --> 00:59:24,876
♪ IT'S ALL YOU NOW, DO IT LIKE YOU'RE PLAYIN' FOR KEEPS ♪
1263
00:59:24,911 --> 00:59:26,778
♪ DESTROYED RIGHT HERE FOR YOU TO MAKIN' IT CHEAP ♪
1264
00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,947
♪ OLD SCHOOL, NEW SCHOOL, COME ON, WIGGLE WITH ME ♪
1265
00:59:28,982 --> 00:59:31,049
♪ JUMP AND SLIDE ♪
1266
00:59:31,084 --> 00:59:32,951
♪ NOW DIP, THAT'S RIGHT ♪
1267
00:59:32,986 --> 00:59:34,720
♪ NOW JUMP AND SLIDE ♪
1268
00:59:34,754 --> 00:59:37,222
♪ NOW DIP, THAT'S RIGHT ♪
1269
00:59:37,257 --> 00:59:41,460
♪ YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT, AHH ♪
1270
00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:44,162
♪ YOU WANT IT, BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1271
00:59:44,197 --> 00:59:45,897
Max: MEGAN, WAIT!
1272
00:59:45,932 --> 00:59:49,434
♪ YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT, AHH ♪
1273
00:59:51,571 --> 00:59:55,941
DON'T WORRY ABOUT US.
JUST GO BACK TO YOUR PARTY.
1274
00:59:55,975 --> 00:59:58,910
IT'S NOT A PARTY.
I WAS JUST--
1275
00:59:58,945 --> 01:00:01,113
I WAS JUST COMING
TO SEE YOU GUYS.
1276
01:00:03,116 --> 01:00:05,083
WHATEVER.
1277
01:00:05,118 --> 01:00:08,020
I GUESS WE'RE JUST NOT
COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU.
1278
01:00:08,054 --> 01:00:09,655
DON'T SAY THAT.
1279
01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:13,425
BUT MEGAN--SHE LIKES YOU.
1280
01:00:13,459 --> 01:00:16,228
SHE REALLY LIKES YOU.
1281
01:00:21,301 --> 01:00:22,801
ROBE, WAIT.
1282
01:00:22,835 --> 01:00:26,471
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE BEEN WAITING.
1283
01:00:26,506 --> 01:00:28,774
NOW I'M GOIN' HOME.
1284
01:00:28,808 --> 01:00:31,777
HAVE A NICE LIFE
IN CHICAGO.
1285
01:00:35,715 --> 01:00:38,550
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
1286
01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:44,456
WELL, CAN YOU TELL HER
THAT I CALLED?
1287
01:00:44,490 --> 01:00:45,557
Megan's mom: SURE.
1288
01:00:45,591 --> 01:00:47,292
AND THAT I'M REALLY,
REALLY SORRY.
1289
01:00:47,327 --> 01:00:48,327
I'LL TELL HER, MAX.
1290
01:00:48,361 --> 01:00:49,695
THANKS.
1291
01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:53,165
AND DON'T FORGET
THE SORRY PART PLEASE.
1292
01:00:53,199 --> 01:00:54,132
I WON'T.
1293
01:00:54,167 --> 01:00:55,634
THANK YOU. BYE.
1294
01:00:58,504 --> 01:01:01,306
HEY, CHAMP.
YOU SEEN YOUR MOM?
1295
01:01:01,341 --> 01:01:03,141
HEY, HONEY, CAN YOU COME HERE QUICK?
1296
01:01:03,176 --> 01:01:05,811
I GOT BIG NEWS.
1297
01:01:05,845 --> 01:01:06,812
WHAT'S UP?
1298
01:01:06,846 --> 01:01:08,980
GUESS WHAT?
1299
01:01:09,015 --> 01:01:11,717
WE'RE NOT MOVING.
1300
01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:12,818
[CRASH]
1301
01:01:12,852 --> 01:01:15,320
WE'RE NOT?
1302
01:01:15,355 --> 01:01:19,024
UH-UH. I FINALLY GAVE FOGE
SOME OF HIS OWN MEDICINE.
1303
01:01:19,058 --> 01:01:20,592
Lily: YOU FOGED FOGE?
1304
01:01:20,626 --> 01:01:22,961
Don: YEAH. I QUIT. WE'RE GONNA STAY HERE.
1305
01:01:22,995 --> 01:01:24,696
I'M GONNA START MY OWN BUSINESS.
1306
01:01:24,731 --> 01:01:26,698
Lily: OH, SWEETIE!
1307
01:01:26,733 --> 01:01:28,233
NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE THE BIG CHEESE!
1308
01:01:28,267 --> 01:01:29,534
HA HA!
HA HA!
1309
01:01:29,569 --> 01:01:31,136
NOT ANYMORE!
1310
01:01:31,170 --> 01:01:34,373
WAIT! WE'RE NOT MOVING?
1311
01:01:34,407 --> 01:01:37,209
UH-UH.
1312
01:01:37,243 --> 01:01:39,344
OH, LOOK AT HIM.
1313
01:01:39,379 --> 01:01:41,780
HE'S SO HAPPY, HE CAN'T SPEAK!
1314
01:01:41,814 --> 01:01:43,215
HA HA HA!
1315
01:01:43,249 --> 01:01:45,150
Don: HEY, HONEY, CAN YOU HELP ME GET THIS OFF?
1316
01:01:45,184 --> 01:01:46,451
I SURE CAN!
1317
01:01:46,486 --> 01:01:48,687
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T GET IT
OVER MY HEAD WITH THE GLOVES.
1318
01:01:53,509 --> 01:01:56,845
T WAS I GONNA DO?
I HAD TO GET OUT OF THIS.
1319
01:01:56,879 --> 01:01:58,613
MAX, THIS IS
GONNA BE GREAT.
1320
01:01:58,648 --> 01:02:00,782
I FINALLY GET TO
BE MY OWN BOSS.
1321
01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:02,484
BUT, DAD, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES--
1322
01:02:02,518 --> 01:02:05,253
THE HOUSE, THE FOOD, MY CLOTHES?
1323
01:02:05,288 --> 01:02:07,389
WHAT ABOUT MY CLOTHES?
DO YOU WANT TO WEAR RAGS?
1324
01:02:07,423 --> 01:02:10,792
MAX, I OWE IT ALL TO YOU.
1325
01:02:10,827 --> 01:02:12,360
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT HELPED ME REALIZE
1326
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:13,962
FOGE WAS NOTHING BUT A BULLY.
1327
01:02:13,996 --> 01:02:15,330
IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU,
I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD
1328
01:02:15,364 --> 01:02:17,466
THE COURAGE
TO STAND UP TO HIM.
1329
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:20,102
I'M JUST A KID!
WHAT DO I KNOW?
1330
01:02:20,136 --> 01:02:22,771
YOU OK? YOU SEEM
A LITTLE JUMPY.
1331
01:02:22,805 --> 01:02:24,673
YES! YEAH.
1332
01:02:24,707 --> 01:02:27,209
YOU SURE?
YEAH. I'M COOL.
1333
01:02:27,243 --> 01:02:28,977
SO, SEE YOU
TONIGHT.
1334
01:02:29,011 --> 01:02:30,979
UH, YEAH.
YEAH.
1335
01:02:35,518 --> 01:02:36,718
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
1336
01:02:36,752 --> 01:02:38,286
MAYBE.
1337
01:02:40,156 --> 01:02:42,057
Max: MAYBE?
1338
01:02:42,091 --> 01:02:44,726
WHO WAS I KIDDING?
1339
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:49,564
I WAS GRADE-A DEAD MEAT, AND I KNEW IT.
1340
01:02:50,566 --> 01:02:51,967
WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW
1341
01:02:52,001 --> 01:02:55,537
IS THAT I'VE LEFT MY FRIENDS IN THE SAME BOAT.
1342
01:02:55,571 --> 01:02:57,539
IT'S GONNA BE A
LONG YEAR FOR YOU, SLIM.
1343
01:02:57,573 --> 01:02:59,040
I'M GONNA POUND YOU
EVERY DAY.
1344
01:02:59,075 --> 01:03:02,944
AND ALL THANKS TO
YOUR GOOD FRIEND KEEBLE.
1345
01:03:02,979 --> 01:03:05,013
CATCH YOU AROUND, HUH?
1346
01:03:07,383 --> 01:03:09,050
GREAT.
1347
01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:11,286
LET'S JUST ROUND IT OFF
TO ALL YOUR MONEY FOREVER.
1348
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:15,023
FROM HERE ON IN,
YOU WORK FOR ME.
1349
01:03:15,057 --> 01:03:17,993
HEH HEH! YEAH.
1350
01:03:19,462 --> 01:03:22,397
Max: IN FACT, THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WAS GOING TO SUFFER
1351
01:03:22,431 --> 01:03:23,665
BECAUSE OF ME.
1352
01:03:23,699 --> 01:03:27,135
OH, STOP SMILING.
THIS IS NOT A HAPPY PLACE.
1353
01:03:27,170 --> 01:03:29,304
[CRASH]
1354
01:03:30,339 --> 01:03:33,875
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1355
01:03:33,910 --> 01:03:35,210
[RING]
1356
01:03:35,244 --> 01:03:37,546
FIND MAX KEEBLE. I'D LIKE
TO SPEAK TO HIM AT ONCE.
1357
01:03:37,580 --> 01:03:39,314
YOU BETTER
BOOK A FLIGHT.
1358
01:03:41,117 --> 01:03:42,250
WHAT?
1359
01:03:42,285 --> 01:03:44,085
MAX KEEBLE
MOVED TO CHICAGO.
1360
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:45,820
I JUST FORWARDED
HIS FILE.
1361
01:03:51,761 --> 01:03:56,264
[SCREAMING, BREAKING GLASS,
AND CAT YOWLING]
1362
01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:03,405
MRS. RANGOON, A MOMENT
OF YOUR TIME, PLEASE.
1363
01:04:05,208 --> 01:04:07,175
SOMEONE'S GOT
SOMETHING IMPORTANT
1364
01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:09,744
TO SAY TO THE STUDENTS.
1365
01:04:09,779 --> 01:04:11,947
SOMEONE'S GOT SOMETHING
VERY IMPORTANT
1366
01:04:11,981 --> 01:04:15,050
TO SAY TO THE STUDENTS,
AND DO YOU KNOW
1367
01:04:15,084 --> 01:04:18,220
WHO THAT SOMEONE IS,
MRS. RANGOON?
1368
01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:23,758
IT'S ME, MRS. RANGOON.
1369
01:04:23,793 --> 01:04:25,860
HMM. YEAH.
1370
01:04:28,164 --> 01:04:31,132
AND WAIT TILL THEY HEAR IT.
1371
01:04:32,668 --> 01:04:35,237
Jindraike on P.A.: ATTENTION, STUDENTS.
1372
01:04:35,271 --> 01:04:38,306
[LAUGHTER]
1373
01:04:38,341 --> 01:04:41,476
BECAUSE OF YESTERDAY'S
CRIMES AGAINST THE SCHOOL,
1374
01:04:41,510 --> 01:04:46,147
INSTIGATED BY YOUR FORMER
CLASSMATE MAX KEEBLE,
1375
01:04:46,182 --> 01:04:48,383
THE FOLLOWING
EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES
1376
01:04:48,417 --> 01:04:50,051
ARE NOW SUSPENDED--
1377
01:04:50,086 --> 01:04:54,356
ART, MUSIC, P.E.,
1378
01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:56,057
FUN!
1379
01:04:56,092 --> 01:04:59,261
SUSPENDED,
DISCONTINUED, DEFUNCT!
1380
01:04:59,295 --> 01:05:01,162
GREAT. YOUR BOYFRIEND
MAX KEEBLE
1381
01:05:01,197 --> 01:05:02,931
JUST GOT US HOSED.
1382
01:05:02,965 --> 01:05:05,734
HE'S JUST MY PAPERBOY.
1383
01:05:05,768 --> 01:05:08,837
HMM. I NEVER
REALLY LIKED HIM.
1384
01:05:08,871 --> 01:05:10,839
[THUD]
1385
01:05:10,873 --> 01:05:12,941
[LAUGHTER]
1386
01:05:18,047 --> 01:05:19,614
KEEBLE!
1387
01:05:19,649 --> 01:05:21,983
OK. TODAY, CLASS,
WE'RE GOING TO REVIEW
1388
01:05:22,018 --> 01:05:25,086
SOME OF THE ELEMENTS
OF GRAMMAR.
1389
01:05:25,121 --> 01:05:28,323
McGINTY SAYS
HE'S GONNA POUND ME
1390
01:05:28,357 --> 01:05:31,993
EVERY DAY FOR
THE REST OF MY LIFE.
1391
01:05:32,028 --> 01:05:35,363
DOBBS SAYS I HAVE TO
GIVE HIM ALL OF MY MONEY...
1392
01:05:35,398 --> 01:05:37,866
FOREVER.
1393
01:05:37,900 --> 01:05:41,436
SOME PLAUSIBLE
DENIABILITY.
1394
01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:55,350
HI. DO YOU MIND IF I
HANG HERE FOR A WHILE,
1395
01:05:55,384 --> 01:05:57,285
BECAUSE THERE'S SOME
PEOPLE AFTER ME.
1396
01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:00,622
I DID SOME STUFF.
1397
01:06:00,656 --> 01:06:04,993
YEAH. YOU PROBABLY...
1398
01:06:05,027 --> 01:06:08,163
YEAH. I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THE CAFETERIA.
1399
01:06:08,197 --> 01:06:10,165
BUT JINDRAIKE
HAS NO RIGHT
1400
01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:12,500
TO DO WHAT HE'S DOING,
AND NOW
1401
01:06:12,535 --> 01:06:15,403
MY FRIENDS ARE GONNA GET
WAILED ON BECAUSE OF ME,
1402
01:06:15,438 --> 01:06:18,340
AND I CAN'T DO
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
1403
01:06:18,374 --> 01:06:21,843
ANY KID CAN MAKE A MESS.
1404
01:06:21,877 --> 01:06:24,713
TAKES A MAN TO CLEAN IT UP.
1405
01:06:30,252 --> 01:06:32,020
Max: IT TOOK A MAN WITH A PLUNGER
1406
01:06:32,054 --> 01:06:34,656
TO MAKE ME REALIZE THAT I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.
1407
01:06:34,690 --> 01:06:36,458
I THOUGHT I'D STOOD UP TO THE BULLIES,
1408
01:06:36,492 --> 01:06:38,727
BUT ALL I'D REALLY DONE WAS HIT AND RUN.
1409
01:06:38,761 --> 01:06:42,530
THAT'S NOT COURAGE. THAT'S EX-COURAGE.
1410
01:06:46,769 --> 01:06:50,905
AS YOU KNOW, VERBS ARE WORDS
THAT DESCRIBE ACTIONS,
1411
01:06:50,940 --> 01:06:52,574
SO WHO CAN NAME A FEW?
1412
01:06:52,608 --> 01:06:57,011
BETRAY, DECEIVE, LIE.
1413
01:06:58,047 --> 01:06:59,681
Robe: HOW ABOUT BURN,
1414
01:06:59,715 --> 01:07:03,251
SCREW OVER,
STAB IN THE BACK?
1415
01:07:03,285 --> 01:07:05,854
HEH! UH-HUH.
1416
01:07:05,888 --> 01:07:09,758
ATTENTION STUDENTS,
THIS IS MAX KEEBLE SPEAKING.
1417
01:07:09,792 --> 01:07:14,362
FIRST I'D LIKE TO SAY TO
MY FRIENDS MEGAN AND ROBE
1418
01:07:14,397 --> 01:07:17,732
THAT I KNOW
THAT I ACTED LIKE A JERK,
1419
01:07:17,767 --> 01:07:19,000
AND I'M SORRY
1420
01:07:19,034 --> 01:07:20,969
FOR EVER GETTING YOU INVOLVED IN THIS.
1421
01:07:21,003 --> 01:07:25,340
I SCREWED UP, BUT YOU
GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS,
1422
01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:26,841
AND THAT'S FOREVER.
1423
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:30,779
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY, BUT I'M SORRY.
1424
01:07:30,813 --> 01:07:32,614
IT PROBABLY DOESN'T MATTER TO YOU ANYMORE,
1425
01:07:32,648 --> 01:07:33,615
BUT I'M NOT MOVING.
1426
01:07:33,649 --> 01:07:34,616
KEEBLE!
1427
01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:36,251
AND McGINTY AND DOBBS,
1428
01:07:36,285 --> 01:07:39,754
IT'S ME YOU WANT,
SO LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE.
1429
01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:43,057
I MAY HAVE RUN BEFORE, BUT I AM
ALL THROUGH RUNNING NOW.
1430
01:07:43,092 --> 01:07:46,261
YOU WANT ME, I'LL BE
IN THE PARKING LOT, 3:00.
1431
01:07:47,263 --> 01:07:48,797
CUT!
1432
01:07:48,831 --> 01:07:50,732
END OF BROADCAST!
1433
01:07:50,766 --> 01:07:53,134
THAT IS ALL. THANK YOU.
1434
01:07:53,169 --> 01:07:55,136
AH!
1435
01:07:55,171 --> 01:07:57,138
HELLO, MAX.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1436
01:07:57,173 --> 01:08:00,375
GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.
1437
01:08:00,409 --> 01:08:03,178
ANYTHING I CAN GET FOR YOU?
SPARKLING WATER? SODA?
1438
01:08:03,212 --> 01:08:05,513
NO? OK.
1439
01:08:07,817 --> 01:08:09,651
YOU'VE ACTED
LIKE A CRIMINAL,
1440
01:08:09,685 --> 01:08:12,253
SO I'M GOING TO TREAT
YOU LIKE A CRIMINAL.
1441
01:08:13,689 --> 01:08:15,657
I'M NOT A CRIMINAL.
1442
01:08:15,724 --> 01:08:19,227
PEOPLE WHO DO CRIMES
ARE CRIMINALS, LIKE YOU.
1443
01:08:22,364 --> 01:08:24,666
YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL
BEFORE SLANDERING
1444
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:27,268
YOUR PRINCIPAL'S SPOTLESS REPUTATION
1445
01:08:27,303 --> 01:08:29,471
WITH WILD
AND GROUNDLESS CLAIMS.
1446
01:08:29,505 --> 01:08:32,440
THEY'RE NOT GROUNDLESS,
THEY'RE GROUND-FULL.
1447
01:08:32,475 --> 01:08:33,441
GROUND-FULL?
1448
01:08:33,476 --> 01:08:34,542
LOOK IT UP!
1449
01:08:37,012 --> 01:08:38,446
I SAW IT ON THE SCREEN.
1450
01:08:38,481 --> 01:08:41,449
YOU HAVE BEEN STEALING
FROM ALL THE SCHOOL BUDGETS
1451
01:08:41,484 --> 01:08:43,852
TO FUND YOUR STUPID
FOOTBALL STUFF.
1452
01:08:43,886 --> 01:08:45,720
SAW IT ON THE SCREEN,
DID YOU?
1453
01:08:45,754 --> 01:08:48,623
YEAH, AND IT'S TRUE.
1454
01:08:48,657 --> 01:08:51,526
YOU'RE A SMART
LITTLE BOY...
1455
01:08:52,561 --> 01:08:53,761
BUT SO AM I!
1456
01:08:56,732 --> 01:08:58,500
SO I FIDDLED
WITH THE BUDGET.
1457
01:08:58,534 --> 01:09:00,168
FIDDLESTICKS.
IT'S MY BUDGET.
1458
01:09:00,202 --> 01:09:02,570
SO WE HAVE FEWER TEXTBOOKS.
BIG DEAL.
1459
01:09:02,605 --> 01:09:04,005
TEXTBOOKS ARE FOR NERDS.
1460
01:09:04,039 --> 01:09:06,207
FEWER BAND INSTRUMENTS-- WHO CARES?
1461
01:09:06,242 --> 01:09:07,675
BAND IS FOR LOSERS.
1462
01:09:07,710 --> 01:09:08,977
COME ON!
OH!
1463
01:09:09,011 --> 01:09:11,479
SO THE JANITOR HAS TO
WORK OVERTIME FOR NO PAY.
1464
01:09:11,514 --> 01:09:13,982
HE SHOULD PAY ME
FOR THE PRIVILEGE!
1465
01:09:15,150 --> 01:09:16,251
[CRASH]
1466
01:09:16,285 --> 01:09:21,289
NOW, LET ME DESCRIBE
YOUR NEXT 24 HOURS.
1467
01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:24,526
I'M GOING TO METE OUT
A PUNISHMENT TO YOU
1468
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,794
THAT IS SO SEVERE,
FUTURE GENERATIONS
1469
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:29,731
WILL REFER TO IT
AS "THE KEEBLE."
1470
01:09:30,866 --> 01:09:33,601
THEY WILL BEG
ON BENDED KNEE--
1471
01:09:33,636 --> 01:09:37,171
"OH, PLEASE, SIR.
NOT THE KEEBLE, SIR.
1472
01:09:37,206 --> 01:09:39,207
"I SWEAR I'LL NEVER
MISBEHAVE AGAIN
1473
01:09:39,241 --> 01:09:43,945
IF YOU'LL JUST SPARE
ME...THE KEEBLE."
1474
01:09:47,316 --> 01:09:50,118
AND SPARE THEM
I SHALL, MAX,
1475
01:09:50,152 --> 01:09:51,653
FOR I AM A MERCIFUL MAN.
1476
01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:54,289
YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS ARE SO IMMENSE
1477
01:09:54,323 --> 01:09:55,857
THAT I WOULD BE DELINQUENT--
1478
01:09:55,891 --> 01:09:58,026
[BEEPING]
1479
01:10:04,266 --> 01:10:06,734
Jindraike: MY BULLDOZER!
1480
01:10:07,903 --> 01:10:09,337
OH, GOODY.
1481
01:10:12,908 --> 01:10:16,878
OH, THAT'S RIGHT!
YOU DON'T KNOW!
1482
01:10:19,181 --> 01:10:22,984
YOU THOUGHT YOU SAVED
THE ANIMAL SHELTER.
1483
01:10:23,018 --> 01:10:26,387
IT WOULD APPEAR--NOT!
1484
01:10:36,699 --> 01:10:38,766
NOW STAY THERE!
1485
01:10:39,768 --> 01:10:41,903
DON'T GO AWAY.
1486
01:10:42,905 --> 01:10:43,905
UHH!
1487
01:10:43,939 --> 01:10:45,540
HMM.
1488
01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:47,675
[HUMMING]
1489
01:10:48,877 --> 01:10:50,478
UHH!
1490
01:10:56,619 --> 01:10:58,186
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
1491
01:10:58,220 --> 01:10:59,921
[STUDENTS TALKING]
1492
01:10:59,955 --> 01:11:01,856
WHAT DO YOU THINK
JINDRAIKE'LL DO TO HIM?
1493
01:11:01,890 --> 01:11:02,890
WHAT DO YOU THINK
1494
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:04,926
McGINTY AND
DOBBS'LL DO TO HIM?
1495
01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:08,863
♪ WE GOT EVIL TROUBLE ♪
1496
01:11:08,897 --> 01:11:10,598
MAYBE THEY'LL JUST
FORGET THE WHOLE THING.
1497
01:11:12,267 --> 01:11:13,735
♪ EVIL TROUBLE ♪
1498
01:11:13,769 --> 01:11:15,103
♪ WE GOT EVIL TROUBLE ♪
1499
01:11:15,137 --> 01:11:17,205
OR MAYBE THEY'LL
RIP HIS HEAD OFF.
1500
01:11:17,239 --> 01:11:19,774
WE'VE GOT TO
DO SOMETHING.
1501
01:11:19,808 --> 01:11:21,609
COME ON.
1502
01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:23,678
♪ WE GOT EVIL TROUBLE ♪
1503
01:11:26,215 --> 01:11:27,749
♪ WE GOT EVIL TROUBLE ♪
1504
01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:29,083
GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. DOBBS.
1505
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,285
ALWAYS A PLEASURE,
McGINTY.
1506
01:11:48,871 --> 01:11:50,972
THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC.
1507
01:11:51,006 --> 01:11:53,107
"KEEBLE CANCELED."
1508
01:11:54,810 --> 01:11:59,313
HERE'S JINNY.
1509
01:12:00,683 --> 01:12:02,583
KEEBLE?
1510
01:12:03,585 --> 01:12:05,286
KEEBLE!
1511
01:12:10,659 --> 01:12:12,627
[LOCK CLICKS]
1512
01:12:12,661 --> 01:12:14,796
[GIGGLES]
1513
01:12:17,399 --> 01:12:19,634
SACRILEGE!
1514
01:12:20,602 --> 01:12:22,770
OPEN THIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY!
1515
01:12:22,805 --> 01:12:24,038
[RATTLE]
1516
01:12:24,073 --> 01:12:27,909
CAGED LIKE AN ANIMAL.
1517
01:12:27,943 --> 01:12:29,544
IRONIC.
1518
01:12:29,578 --> 01:12:34,048
AAH!
1519
01:12:34,083 --> 01:12:35,383
[THUD]
1520
01:12:35,417 --> 01:12:37,018
OW!
1521
01:12:37,052 --> 01:12:41,355
SO, UH...
IS MY WATCH RUNNING FAST,
1522
01:12:41,390 --> 01:12:44,826
OR IS OUR KEEBLE FRIEND
RUNNING SCARED?
1523
01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:46,761
SOMEBODY LOOKING FOR ME?
1524
01:12:48,931 --> 01:12:53,234
KEEBLE, WELCOME TO
OUR PARKING LOT OF PAIN.
1525
01:12:53,268 --> 01:12:55,269
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
1526
01:12:55,304 --> 01:12:57,271
[GROANING]
1527
01:13:02,444 --> 01:13:05,246
[BANGING]
1528
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:06,347
YOU KNOW
HOW DOCTORS SAY,
1529
01:13:06,381 --> 01:13:07,782
"THIS ISN'T GONNA
HURT A BIT"?
1530
01:13:07,816 --> 01:13:09,350
WELL,
I'M NOT A DOCTOR,
1531
01:13:09,384 --> 01:13:11,085
AND NEITHER IS
McGINTY HERE.
1532
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:14,622
HE'S RIGHT.
I'M NOT A DOCTOR.
1533
01:13:14,656 --> 01:13:16,257
YEAH!
1534
01:13:16,291 --> 01:13:18,025
OH, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S TOO BAD,
1535
01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:20,561
'CAUSE YOU'RE
GONNA NEED ONE.
1536
01:13:20,596 --> 01:13:22,130
UHH!
1537
01:13:22,164 --> 01:13:23,464
HOLD HIM!
1538
01:13:23,499 --> 01:13:25,099
LET HIM GO!
1539
01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:27,068
MEGAN, I'M HANDLING THIS!
1540
01:13:27,102 --> 01:13:28,603
SO AM I.
1541
01:13:28,637 --> 01:13:30,271
HA HA HA!
1542
01:13:30,305 --> 01:13:33,641
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH?
1543
01:13:33,675 --> 01:13:36,778
THIS. [PLAYS BEGINNING
TO WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT]
1544
01:13:36,812 --> 01:13:37,912
McGinty: OH.
1545
01:13:37,946 --> 01:13:40,581
OK.
1546
01:13:40,616 --> 01:13:43,084
[BAND PLAYING
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT]
1547
01:14:05,707 --> 01:14:08,009
HA HA HA HA!
1548
01:14:20,823 --> 01:14:22,824
[BAND FINISHES SONG]
1549
01:14:29,364 --> 01:14:31,599
[SARCASTIC]
I'M SO SCARED.
1550
01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:32,867
YOU SHOULD BE.
1551
01:14:32,901 --> 01:14:34,302
WE'RE TAKING BACK
OUR SCHOOL.
1552
01:14:34,336 --> 01:14:36,838
YEAH. NO MORE
BEING PUSHED AROUND.
1553
01:14:36,872 --> 01:14:38,706
NO MORE BEING STEPPED ON.
1554
01:14:38,740 --> 01:14:40,875
NO MORE MR. NOT-NICE GUY.
1555
01:14:40,909 --> 01:14:43,444
YOUR REIGN OF TERROR
OVER THE STUDENT BODY
1556
01:14:43,478 --> 01:14:45,546
HAS COME TO
AN ABRUPT HALT.
1557
01:14:45,581 --> 01:14:48,749
WHAT?
WHAT?
1558
01:14:51,887 --> 01:14:54,388
YES, PLEASE.
1559
01:14:54,423 --> 01:14:57,692
FROM NOW ON,
YOU HAVE TO PAY US
1560
01:14:57,726 --> 01:14:59,160
TO USE THE RESTROOM.
1561
01:14:59,194 --> 01:15:00,161
WE'RE PULLING
YOUR PLUG!
1562
01:15:00,195 --> 01:15:01,329
THROW 'EM IN THE DUMPSTER!
1563
01:15:01,363 --> 01:15:03,531
SWIRLIE!
YEAH!
1564
01:15:03,565 --> 01:15:04,498
GET 'EM!
1565
01:15:04,533 --> 01:15:06,701
[YELLING]
NO!
1566
01:15:17,412 --> 01:15:19,547
[CLATTER]
1567
01:15:23,819 --> 01:15:26,921
AHA! AHA! AH!
1568
01:15:26,955 --> 01:15:29,056
[GRUNTING]
1569
01:15:44,106 --> 01:15:45,740
[YELLING]
1570
01:15:45,774 --> 01:15:48,843
IT WAS ALL HIS IDEA!
IT WAS HIS IDEA!
1571
01:15:50,846 --> 01:15:52,346
PUT ME DOWN!
1572
01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:54,048
WAIT!
1573
01:15:54,082 --> 01:15:56,117
WAIT!
1574
01:15:57,185 --> 01:15:58,753
WHAT ARE WE DOING?!
1575
01:15:58,787 --> 01:16:00,421
GETTING REVENGE
ON THE BULLIES.
1576
01:16:00,455 --> 01:16:03,157
BUT THAT MAKES US THE SAME AS THEM.
1577
01:16:03,191 --> 01:16:04,492
DON'T YOU SEE?
1578
01:16:06,495 --> 01:16:10,798
I MEAN, I WENT ABOUT
ALL THIS THE WRONG WAY.
1579
01:16:10,832 --> 01:16:12,567
WE ARE NO BETTER
THAN THE BULLIES
1580
01:16:12,601 --> 01:16:14,635
IF WE DO EXACTLY
WHAT THE BULLIES DO.
1581
01:16:14,670 --> 01:16:18,239
I MEAN, WE ALL-- WE NEED TO STAND TOGETHER
1582
01:16:18,273 --> 01:16:21,375
AND MAKE OUR SCHOOL A
BETTER PLACE FOR EVERYONE!
1583
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:25,112
FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU
AND EVEN YOU, WORRIED KID.
1584
01:16:25,147 --> 01:16:26,781
[SOBS]
1585
01:16:26,815 --> 01:16:28,716
MAN'S GOT A POINT.
1586
01:16:28,750 --> 01:16:29,750
YEAH!
1587
01:16:30,986 --> 01:16:33,387
WHAT SHOULD
WE DO WITH THEM?
1588
01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:34,755
LET 'EM GO.
1589
01:16:34,790 --> 01:16:37,058
NO!
1590
01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:39,060
[LAUGHTER]
1591
01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:41,462
[CHEERING]
1592
01:16:41,496 --> 01:16:44,031
HA HA HA!
1593
01:16:44,066 --> 01:16:46,400
[SOBBING]
1594
01:16:48,837 --> 01:16:51,238
WOW! HOW COOL ARE YOU?
1595
01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:52,907
YOU KNOW. JUST--
1596
01:16:52,941 --> 01:16:55,309
A BUNCH OF US ARE HAVING A PARTY THIS WEEKEND.
1597
01:16:56,411 --> 01:16:58,279
NINTH GRADERS ONLY.
1598
01:16:58,313 --> 01:17:00,915
EXCEPT FOR YOU, MAX.
1599
01:17:02,818 --> 01:17:06,687
I'M SORRY. I CAN'T COME.
1600
01:17:08,323 --> 01:17:11,592
I'M MEETING SOMEBODY.
1601
01:17:12,995 --> 01:17:14,061
SHOO SHOO!
1602
01:17:14,096 --> 01:17:15,062
[LAUGHS]
1603
01:17:15,097 --> 01:17:16,998
WHATEVER.
1604
01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:20,801
NICE MOVE, MAX.
1605
01:17:20,836 --> 01:17:23,504
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK NOT MOVING
1606
01:17:23,538 --> 01:17:25,706
WAS THE BEST MOVE OF ALL.
1607
01:17:33,382 --> 01:17:34,482
IT'S JINDRAIKE!
1608
01:17:34,516 --> 01:17:36,350
HE'S HEADING FOR
THE ANIMAL SHELTER!
1609
01:17:36,385 --> 01:17:38,486
Jindraike: THAT'S IT! RUN!
1610
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:41,555
SCATTER LIKE
THE CHILDREN YOU ARE!
1611
01:17:43,859 --> 01:17:46,394
KNOCK, KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?
1612
01:17:46,428 --> 01:17:48,429
[CRASH]
1613
01:17:49,965 --> 01:17:52,199
[BLEATING]
1614
01:17:57,305 --> 01:18:00,307
WHOA!
1615
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:01,776
[THUD]
1616
01:18:01,810 --> 01:18:03,444
HUH?
1617
01:18:04,813 --> 01:18:06,881
GIDDYAP!
1618
01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,693
ALL RIGHT! WHO'S FIRST?!
1619
01:18:18,727 --> 01:18:22,296
[NEIGHING AND BLEATING]
1620
01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:26,634
I KNOW! HOW ABOUT
THE SMELLY GOAT?!
1621
01:18:26,668 --> 01:18:28,369
BAA!
1622
01:18:29,971 --> 01:18:31,906
NOT TODAY, JINDRAIKE.
1623
01:18:33,508 --> 01:18:35,776
THAT'S FAR ENOUGH.
1624
01:18:43,618 --> 01:18:47,421
ON SECOND THOUGHT, WHY DON'T WE START WITH THE BOY
1625
01:18:47,456 --> 01:18:51,092
WHO TRIED TO SAVE
THE SMELLY GOAT?
1626
01:18:51,126 --> 01:18:54,562
I DO NOT FEAR YOUR
DARK POWERS, BALD ONE.
1627
01:18:55,931 --> 01:18:58,599
YOUR KUNG FU'S
NO GOOD HERE, MAX.
1628
01:19:02,904 --> 01:19:04,638
[SPRAYS]
1629
01:19:04,673 --> 01:19:06,540
[BARKING AND BLEATING]
1630
01:19:07,976 --> 01:19:09,744
OH, WHAT IS THAT--
1631
01:19:09,778 --> 01:19:12,046
EEK! EEK! PBBBT! PBBBT!
1632
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,147
TRAITOR!
1633
01:19:14,349 --> 01:19:15,416
UHH!
1634
01:19:15,450 --> 01:19:16,450
HAH!
1635
01:19:19,087 --> 01:19:21,655
[BLEATING AND NEIGHING]
1636
01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:27,027
AAH!
1637
01:19:27,062 --> 01:19:28,362
UHH! UHH!
1638
01:19:28,396 --> 01:19:30,531
OOH!
1639
01:19:32,134 --> 01:19:33,634
WHOA!
1640
01:19:45,947 --> 01:19:47,314
WHOA!
1641
01:19:47,349 --> 01:19:49,550
[CHEERING]
1642
01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:53,220
CEASE!
1643
01:19:55,857 --> 01:19:56,824
HE DID IT!
1644
01:19:56,858 --> 01:19:58,325
ALL RIGHT, MAX!
1645
01:20:00,328 --> 01:20:02,930
Max: YEP! I DID IT!
1646
01:20:02,964 --> 01:20:04,031
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
1647
01:20:04,065 --> 01:20:05,733
THE ANIMAL SHELTER WAS SAFE,
1648
01:20:05,767 --> 01:20:07,401
THE BULLIES WERE COOKED,
1649
01:20:07,435 --> 01:20:10,604
AND JINDRAIKE GOT FIRED FOR FIDDLING WITH THE BUDGET.
1650
01:20:12,274 --> 01:20:14,842
AS FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS, WELL, WE WERE JUST HAPPY
1651
01:20:14,876 --> 01:20:16,377
THAT THE FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL WAS OVER.
1652
01:20:16,411 --> 01:20:19,246
NOW WE COULD CHILL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
1653
01:20:19,281 --> 01:20:20,915
[TIRES SQUEAL]
1654
01:20:20,949 --> 01:20:23,250
Ice Cream Man:
I'LL GET YOU, PAPERBOY!
1655
01:20:23,285 --> 01:20:24,752
Max: OH, MAN!
1656
01:20:24,786 --> 01:20:26,420
♪ YOU WANT IT, BABY ♪
1657
01:20:26,454 --> 01:20:28,255
♪ YOU GOT IT ♪
1658
01:20:28,290 --> 01:20:29,590
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1659
01:20:29,624 --> 01:20:31,625
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1660
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:33,661
♪ HUH, YOU WANT IT ♪
1661
01:20:33,695 --> 01:20:36,530
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1662
01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:37,765
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1663
01:20:37,799 --> 01:20:39,700
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1664
01:20:39,734 --> 01:20:41,836
♪ ON THE DANCE FLOOR, SHAKIN' IT UP ♪
1665
01:20:41,870 --> 01:20:43,370
♪ EVERYBODY GROOVIN', DJ MIXIN' IT UP ♪
1666
01:20:43,405 --> 01:20:44,705
♪ WE COME TO PARTY ♪
1667
01:20:44,739 --> 01:20:46,307
♪ LET ME SEE YOU MOVE YOUR FEET ♪
1668
01:20:46,341 --> 01:20:47,975
♪ GET IT GOIN' GIRL, COME ON, DO IT WITH ME ♪
1669
01:20:48,009 --> 01:20:49,476
♪ MOVE YOUR HIPS LIKE THIS, NOW BUMP TO THE BEAT ♪
1670
01:20:49,511 --> 01:20:50,911
♪ THIS IS IT, Y'ALL ♪
1671
01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:52,346
♪ LET'S TAKE IT BACK TO THE STREET ♪
1672
01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:54,248
♪ SCHOOL IS OUT, LET'S ENJOY THE HEAT ♪
1673
01:20:54,282 --> 01:20:55,983
♪ IT'S ALL YOU NOW, DO IT LIKE YOU'RE PLAYIN' FOR KEEPS ♪
1674
01:20:56,017 --> 01:20:58,018
♪ DESTROYED RIGHT HERE FOR YOU TO MAKIN' IT CHEAP ♪
1675
01:20:58,053 --> 01:21:00,020
♪ OLD SCHOOL, NEW SCHOOL, COME ON, WIGGLE WITH ME ♪
1676
01:21:00,055 --> 01:21:02,122
♪ IMPORTANT PEOPLE, SOMETHIN' I WANT TO TEACH ♪
1677
01:21:02,157 --> 01:21:04,859
♪ DO THE NEW DANCE, IT'S CALLED THE MAX KEEBLE ♪
1678
01:21:04,893 --> 01:21:06,193
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1679
01:21:06,228 --> 01:21:08,929
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1680
01:21:08,964 --> 01:21:10,197
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1681
01:21:10,232 --> 01:21:12,933
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1682
01:21:12,968 --> 01:21:14,535
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1683
01:21:14,569 --> 01:21:17,071
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1684
01:21:17,105 --> 01:21:18,405
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1685
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:20,274
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1686
01:21:20,308 --> 01:21:22,409
♪ PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ♪
1687
01:21:22,444 --> 01:21:24,445
♪ WORKIN', JERKIN', THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE ♪
1688
01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:26,480
♪ IF YOU WANT, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO THAT THERE ♪
1689
01:21:26,514 --> 01:21:28,549
♪ THE BEAT WILL SURE MAKE YOU WANT TO MOVE THAT THERE ♪
1690
01:21:28,583 --> 01:21:30,651
♪ WAVE YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR LIKE EVERYWHERE ♪
1691
01:21:30,685 --> 01:21:32,653
♪ GET CAUGHT, EVERYBODY, LET ME HEAR YOU SAY THAT ♪
1692
01:21:32,687 --> 01:21:34,555
♪ COME ON, STEP TO THE SIDE, NOW GO TO THE POLLS ♪
1693
01:21:34,589 --> 01:21:36,824
♪ MORE, LITTLE MAMA, KEEP ON YOUR TOES ♪
1694
01:21:36,858 --> 01:21:38,692
♪ STOP IN THE STOP OR NOT, IT'S COLD ♪
1695
01:21:38,727 --> 01:21:40,995
♪ LET ME GET MY DANCE ON, LET ME TAKE THE FLOOR ♪
1696
01:21:41,029 --> 01:21:42,663
♪ TAKE THE FLOOR, TAKE THE FLOOR ♪
1697
01:21:42,697 --> 01:21:44,865
♪ GIVE MY NUMBER TO WAIT, I GOT TO GO ♪
1698
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:46,834
♪ NOW JUMP AND SLIDE ♪
1699
01:21:46,868 --> 01:21:48,903
♪ NOW DIP, THAT'S RIGHT ♪
1700
01:21:48,937 --> 01:21:50,971
♪ NOW JUMP AND SLIDE ♪
1701
01:21:51,006 --> 01:21:53,674
♪ NOW DIP, THAT'S RIGHT ♪
1702
01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:55,042
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1703
01:21:55,076 --> 01:21:57,778
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1704
01:21:57,812 --> 01:21:59,113
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1705
01:21:59,147 --> 01:22:01,749
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1706
01:22:01,783 --> 01:22:03,117
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1707
01:22:03,151 --> 01:22:05,786
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1708
01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:07,121
♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
1709
01:22:07,155 --> 01:22:09,189
♪ BABY, YOU GOT IT ♪
1710
01:22:09,224 --> 01:22:17,298
♪ DO THE NEW DANCE, COME ON, WAVE YOUR HANDS ♪
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