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UNITED NETWORK COMMAND FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT - UNCLE

THE RETURN OF THE

MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E

THE FIFTEEN YEARS LATER AFFAIR

Delta 7, this is butterfly.

What's the scenery like?

A great appear in the desert.

Well we arranged the flight path specially.

Yeah, I really appreciate that, fellows.

Proceed to Angel 3-8.

Confirmed. Climbing to Angel 3-8.

Roger.

How is the baby?

Rocking in the cradle gently.

That's good to hear.

Make sure you keep in channel.

I'll do that.

Got an update on that storm.

- Don't cut me all of this... - That's do it.

It will be out of range.

Timing has been calculated until the exact second.

That's why you employed me.

Precision is an art.

Apparently Thrush has abandoned.

Say again, butterfly. I don't copy you.

They can't hear us...

Oil pressure is dropping.

What the hell is going on?

Something is chaining with us.

We're loosing altitude. Mayday, Mayday!

I can not control it!

Mayday, Mayday!

You may consider your organization as having come of age.

Mr. Kemp.

Thrush, is now a nuclear power.

Sr. Kowalski...

as engrossing and stimulating as these interrogations always are.

This is the only Thrush I have ever seen.

A songbird of the family today especially of the genus turdus.

Relative to the robin, the wood thrush...

I'm not playing games with you, Sepheran.

No, of course not.

You don't know how to play.

You don't understand the sophistication of the guidelines.

If this is an example of the model of the new modern UNCLE agents,

I must confess to a moment of disappointment.

I find your aggressive interrogations lacking in both subtlety and finesse.

Napoleon Solo would have asked the same questions,

but he would do it with style.

Illya Kuriakyn would chill your blood without revealing a single emotion.

Both before your time, of course.

I suppose it's a reflection of what's happening around us.

Difficult for men of flair, of vanity and style.

To flourish in this treadmill society.

And now I 've had enough of you harassment, Mr. Kowalski,

You can tell your superiors that.

If you'll excuse me, our interview was over.

Remember the crease on the number 595036 jeans.

I must go to my cell now.

Oh, by the way, speaking of superiors, my condolences...

on the passing of Alexander Waverly the man of true style.

Open the gate! Open the gate!

Come on, open it! Give me the keys!

Style!

Excuse me...

They looked abandoned in the study of your English castle,

so we thought they might make you feel more at home.

You'll also find your desktop with your personal files.

Stationery letter heading.

Found pens, paper clips.

A copy of The London Times will be delivered to you every morning.

There's jasmine tea in the top left-hand drawer.

And anything else you want, just buzz me for, my desk is right outside.

Who are you?

Just think of me as your girl Friday.

How is going, Friday?

Fine, uh, That's Janice Friday.

Welcome to UNCLE, Sir John.

Charming.

Sir John...

I am Benjamin Kowalski,

This is Olson and Rosseti,

We're Section 2.

How you doing?

I'm doing very well, thank you, Mr. Kowalski.

Gentlemen. Nobody sit down?

You read the coded reports?

Well, some time ago that I was in naval intelligence.

Perhaps you'd tell me about the H957 device.

She went down about 20 miles south to Anchorage.

It was not armed, presumably?

No. And we got the one guy in the United States who can arm in.

In an UNCLE security cell so tight it. Cockroaches need a pass to get in around.

Thrush has no luck.

Thrush, is a name I hadn't heard for 15 years.

You know, Justin Sepheran escaped two days ago.

Do you understand what I'm saying you?

There is a similarity between our two languages, Mr. Kowalski.

What do you think Sepheran wants?

Probably your country.

SOMEWHERE IN LIBYA

Your report.

We have the device, but a...

But what?

Bergmann died last night in Helsinki.

Pneumonia. We had no idea he was so ill.

Which leaves us with no one to arm the bomb.

We will find someone.

Come, Guido.

Piers Castillian.

Welcome home, Commander.

The only man I could trust in this monumental task.

Come with me.

Everything is going according to your plan,comander.

All the specialists you requested the are all here.

Including Janus.

And the entire Thrush organization is coming back together again.

It's like it's never been dispend.

And now you are here,

no power on Earth can stand in our way.

Any other arrangements?

The courier is ready.

And do you understand that you only talk to Sir John Raleigh,

the new Head of UNCLE?

Yes sir.

And the ransom is delivered there's only onde UNCLE agent who may delivered?

The man to whom you refer to is no longer an UNCLE agent.

I don't care where he is or what he is doing,

that's UNCLE's problem.

Napoleon Solo is part of the ransom demand.

It's that understood?

Yes, sir.

- Send for the courier. - Right way, sir.

Come along, let me show you something...

The day will come...

Ladies and Gentlemen, UNCLE and the US Government

have gone into a kind of uneasy partnership.

To put it simply, we've been held up to ransom.

365 million, for the return the nuclear device,

now that's exactly the value of the H957 program cost.

If we don't not deliver,

The device will be detonate somewhere in the US.

The communication is signed at the bottom.

The small delicate drawing of a Thrush.

That H957 device is just a pile of intricately wired junk if it's unarmed.

It's only four men in the world who know how to arm it.

Our man he's under guard in Washington.

Schmidt in Berlin it's a maxime security isolation and he carries cyanide,

Bergmann, the Swede, he died of pneumonia in Helsink last night...

And the other one?

The one who designed the H957,

Carlton Pennington Smithe,

your fellow countryman,

he died 6 months ago,

Sepheran is bluffing.

Perhaps, Mr. Kowalski,

That's not a chance I am prepared to take.

The location of the ransom demand,

will be delivered to us by tomorrow night.

Overall, we have 72 hours.

There is one more interesting codicil to this demand.

The ransom must be delivered by a ex-UNCLE agent.

He's been asked for especially.

One Napoleon Solo.

Who is that guy?

Miss Gahagan pick up the courtesy telephone, Miss Gahagan, please.

Your bet, Mr...

Solo.

Napoleon Solo.

Yes, I aware it is... my bet.

You appear to be hesitating, Mr. Solo.

Surely a sum of U$S 5000.

Isn't daunting to a capitalist a few means.

My means?

Elegance in the cut of your suit.

The style of your play...

I can usually judge a men's station in life.

By his surroundings.

My station, New York City,

The Alexandria Park Hotel...

Oh, a Penthouse suite! Permanent residence?

As a matter of fact, yes.

Excellent!

To be elegant in the western world, you require money.

My goverment has to understand you can't run ballet company

only raffle revies and baskets of roses.

Without funds there would be no theatre into which you could

bring your warmth back into the hearts of the Western world.

I'm certainly in desire.

You are very kind, Mr. Solo.

I'm not quite so sure your boss will agree.

I bet 5000...

Call.

Queens overwrites to pay showing.

Two pairs also, and aces.

Bad for the top.

But we have all day of the day to negotiate further.

We tried Mr. Solo everywhere, Sir John,

no one has seen him in days.

Must be out of town.

And Mr. Kuriakyn?

I'll try again.

Jack, take these, I'll be back in a minute.

No, no! It's all wrong.

Many more times.

This has to be lower.

and the split has to be higher and to the side.

I will only get a belt.

Perhaps you could fi it yourself, Mr. Kuriakyn.

Leave it!

Telephone call for Mr. Elliott. Mr. Paul Elliott, please.

You have me at a disadvantage Mr. Solo.

You know my profession.

And I'm asking what your business is...

I sell computers.

Modern technology.

Wonderful.

Card.

Increase 5000.

Picked up some bad capitalistic habits on your American tour, comrade Vaselievich.

It's too rich for my blood.

The day is yours.

Thank you.

You are good loser, Mr. Solo.

Thank you.

Every Caesars will spring for a bus ticket back to New York.

Good day, Miss Marcovitch.

Mr. Solo...

perhaps we will meet again in New York...

Could you engrave a cracker jacker ring for me?

What?

"Breakfast at Tiffanys". Remember?

Audrey Hepburn wanted to have a cracker Jack ring engraved at Tiffany's.

Oh, yes, yes. Of course I remember that well I'd be happy to

meet you at any time for any reason, Miss Markovitch.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Mr. Solo, wait...

Don't you know that hurts!

Enough! Enough, enough.

You must not drunked like that...

They've got their instructions.

There's always so far if I may protect you.

Your gallantry is slaughter, Mr. Solo, but misplaced.

Miss Marcovitch has brought this on herself.

Please...!

All right in the interest of daytime.

One more heft.

Showed poker, five cards, face up...

The winner takes all.

I get my money back or you double yours.

Your honor.

Mr. Kuriakyn won't answer.

We know he's at the salon.

Do you want me to send Mr. Kowalski to bring him?

Heavens forbid!

There's no offence, Kowalski.

Now there's only one man who can bring Illya Kuryakyn right back into the fold.

I can't talk to Kuriakyn and we can't find Solo.

How can UNCLE find the bomb?

If you couldn't even reach Solo. The time runs out.

I wonder.

Try Channel D.

New battery in my pacemaker.

Excuse me for, just a moment...

Mr. Gary Shepherd report to the front desk, please.

Open Channel D.

Mr. Solo?

Yes.

What is the password?

Well, it's been Fifteen years, I assume you changed it.

What's it?

Well, for this time of day...

and this time of year...

The swallow return to Capistrano.

Exactly!

Mr. Solo, I presume this communication...

is a little out of the blue.

Well, yes, but fact my pen hasn't talked to me in some time.

Still carries it.

Well, for my good luck.

Which is about to pass me by.

Where are you?

I'm In a back room at the Caesar Palace in Las Vegas

with US $ 30,000 on... on the breadline.

Your debt at casino will be settled in next 5 minutes.

My old uncle, he was always very generous,

I understand that he recently passed away.

Yes.

I'm, Sir John Raleigh, I"m your new UNCLE.

We need you... desperately

But a generous very philanthropic uncle would come in rather handy right now.

What do I have to do to earn it?

Return to New York, immediately.

The time is running out fast.

Thrush are back in operation,

So It's Justin Sepheran.

All right, I'll see you in New York tomorrow morning, Sr. John.

Is Illya Kuriakyn still on UNCLE?

No, he resigned some years ago, we can't tried to touch with him.

Resigned? It doesn't sound like Illya.

All right. You can fill me in on the details tomorrow morning, Sir John.

Right now I've got some unfinished business.

One final card and... a lovely lady in distress.

Out.

"A final card... a lady in distress."

This soundslike such hot stuff to me.

My apologies, for the delay... comrade.

You sitting a possible Full House. And I'm sitting a possible Straight Flush.

I'll let you decide which mistakes the last card first.

I will thing it!

Cards...

Regardless of ideology, Straight Flush beat Full House.

Mr. Solo, you must help me.

Don't let them come back to me, please!

Miss...

He said he would be happy to see me, again under any circumstances.

I know but...

Mr. Solo, they mustn't take me.

We'll discuss later.

Get your head down!

What are you doing?

I want to be with you.

You were already with me.

Apparently I'm kidnapping you.

No! You're rescuing me.

It's just like "Bullitt."

Do you remember that film?

Yes, I believe I recall it.

Mrs. Marcovitch...

Andrea, at the moment, I think you should tell me, Andrea.

Andrea, at moment like these, we're likely to get our heads blown off.

You're getting into my car makes me an

accessory to whatever it is you're trying to do.

Defect!

I've wanted to defect, since I saw my first American movie.

He had eight, in Lenningrad, "Elmer Gantry".

Shoot the tires!

When in the casino he said: "He doesn't know that it hurts"

That said, Burt Lancaster, to the man who hit Shirley Jones.

I never thought that someone would rescue me,

Just like Burt Lancaster!

Shoot! Mr. Solo, shoot!

I don't carry a gun anymore.

And to get out of the habit.

Tomorrow night I'm a little bit more prepared for this,

after visit my uncle.

Can your uncle help us?

Not at this moment, no.

Napoleon Solo, UNCLE finnest.

He is brought a foughter.

Now that is not cricket.

Just in case.

I've played cards with Vaselievich was not your idea, not a chance?

No. no my only idea was somehow to escape.

Don't let they take me come back, Mr. Solo, please

I'm sorry about the question, it's an old habit...

I don't intend bring you back.

Come on! Come on!

Shaken but not stirred.

Get out of this!

Behind them!

The boys want buy a car?

Did you see the license plate?

J.B.!

It's just like, "At Her Majesty's Secret Service"

Always valuable to help a colleague.

NEW YORK

Your apartment is so fantastic!

Just can't get over it...

My maiden aunt Amy left it to me so I'd always have

a roof over my head in a view of Central Park.

This way.

Comrade Vaselievich, he was right...

You do have style.

Thank you.

- Oh! Is this your office? - Yes.

It's very beautiful.

Well it's a bit warmer than the computer room at my work.

Now you must be tired from that long flight.

I just want you to take it easy, don't leave the suite.

Don't answer the phone. Order room service.

- I'll be back later. - Are you going to see your UNCLE?

Yes.

Someday I would like to meet him.

Well, I'm quite looking forward to it myself.

Mr. Solo...

Napoleon, you must call me, Napoleon.

at a moment like this...

Napoleon, thank you.

I think we should discuss this further.

This evening.

Oh, incidentally, this apartment only has one bedroom.

but do not worry,

I'll hang a blanket over a clothesline.

Nothing?

- No. - "It happened one night." Remember?

DeFlorias tailor shop, segment 41.

He's on his way... to UNCLE.

Hid it.

Hid it!

Hid what?

Hid it, I want to go on back.

Oh yes?

Well, I do all my business in the front... you know what I mean?

Well, I do my business in back. You know what I mean?

Not! I do not know what you mean.

What are you, a kind of building inspector?

Do you think that wall will gonna fall or something?

You don't seem to understand...

I want to see my UNCLE.

Yeah! Well, your uncle ain't in the back of my shop hiding.

You got that?

Now get out here, before I call the cop!

How long have you owned this shop?

12 years. I moved from Queens. That's alright with you?

What was it you and your uncle used to meet back here in a shop and lack quarters.

Yeah, we used to meet here was... was 15 years ago.

I guesse he moved. Sorry.

Yeah! Your uncle used to live in the back of a tailor shop?

Well, I guess apartments is pretty tough to find.

Where do you live, in the basement of Pan Am building?

- Thank you for your trouble. - Hey, no trouble.

Listen, if you ever get lonely and you want to tap

the walls looking for your uncle, come on by.

Taxi!

Hey buddy! You want to go to the novelty shop?

I'm actually looking for a tailor shop.

If you want to see your uncle, I go to the novelty shop.

U.N.C.L.E.

Welcome back to UNCLE, Mr. Solo.

If you'll remove your visitor's badge.

I believe this is yours, number 11.

Sir John is waiting for you.

My name is Janice Friday, and if you have any questions,

I'll be happy to answer them for you.

I know it's been a long time...

Yes, it is.

I will be here to help you in any way I can.

But remember,

The only person to have all of his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

It's good, it's very good.

I will remember that.

Come right in...

- I guess you are Napoleon Solo. - Yes.

I'm John Raleigh.

Any relation to...

Sir Walter...? Direct descendant.

Yes, the old boy left my family a drafty castle and 100 guineas a year.

And a potato prop.

I want to show you some photographs.

Justin Sepheran.

Now he'd been a model prisoner for 15 years.

So the authorities moved him from a maximum security installation,

to a honor farm. You don't even there a month when he escaped.

Three days ago.

The H957,

the most powerful effective nuclear device in the world,

the ransom is 350 million,

- you order to deliver it. - Where?

Well, I'll know that tonight.

But we also don't know is the location of the new Thrush headquarters.

I hope you helps us find it.

You're the only man in the organization who understands Sepheran's mind.

And Thrush has a man who can arm the bomb?

Well, the man that they had, died on a couple of nights ago in Helsinki.

The rest of them are protected,

until we discovered this young man.

Nigel Pennington Smithe,

is the son of man who originally designed the bomb.

He's an actor.

He's in the Royal Shakespearean Company, on Broadway.

He is also a artist,

he helped his father with the blue prints,

He also has a rather famous photographic memory.

He might be able to arm the bomb.

And Thrush may have got lock him already.

He needs protection.

You have only 44 hours until Sepheran informs us that

the bomb has been exploded somewhere in the United States.

We have got to find it quickly.

I can't do this alone.

I need help.

I need Illya Kuriakyn.

That's not so easy.

You see, hee resign for UNCLE.

Why?

I'm not too clear on that.

There's an incident in Yugoslavia was aborted, the girl was killed.

Here's a question of betrayal.

UNCLE left him out in the cold?

Perhaps this will help you.

Now these men arrived outside New York this morning.

The fat man there is Alexi Kemp, he is a lieutenant of Sepheran.

Now the the second man I'm not too sure about, but,

I think he is ex-UNCLE agent called Janus.

He was Mr. Kuryakin in back up field off in Yugoslavia.

He betrayed him...

Only Mr. Kuriakyn knows who betrayed him.

Where can I find Mr. Kuriakyn now?

Mr. Solo, with your high fashion scent, didn't you hear about "Vanya's"?

Vanya's, Uncle Vanya's, loyalties die hard.

Lost?

No, I'm not lost...

Yes. I'm looking for...

Illya.

Mr. Kuriakyn...

Mr. Kuryakin spends very little time backstage during the show.

Is usually in front.

He's not out front today?

No, he's pitching.

Pitching?

Pitching?

Central Park pitching softball.

What is pitching?

Stern Lines is having a uniforms redesigned.

The lady buyers gonna melt when she sees those blue eyes.

Don't we all?

Where he's "pitching" today? He is pitching where?

62nd and Lex.

Russian Coffee.

Right. Yes, yes.

Where else in.

By the way, It's not Mrs is miss. I've never been married.

Neither have I.

What a wonderful coincidence!

I've made some preliminary sketches...

Wonderful.

So are you.

Napoleon!

What about him?

No, it's just that I saw an old friend of mine.

We used to work together, that was long time ago.

In the fashion business?

No, in the cat and mouse business.

Troubles used to follow him in those days.

- He's looking well. - The KGB, I presume.

I guess those days are over.

Oh well, what a delightful surprise.

Actually I don't have time to chat you, men...

We like a ballerina back.

On the other hand since you put it that way.

I guess those days are back again.

Would excuse me for a moment?

It's you?

- Got a minute? - Shure.

I knew that coming here was a mistake.

You know those guys?

For just acquaintances.

I have something that belongs to them and they want it back.

And what may that be?

Her. Andrea Markovitch.

You kidnap her?

She kidnapped me. She wants do defect.

And where is she now?

In the Penthouse of the Alexandria Park Hotel.

You didn't waste much time introducing into

the decadent delights of Western civilization.

I live there.

I thought your aunt Amy lived there.

There was a time.

So, what have been doing for the last 15 years?

Surviving.

Vanya's, I'd say you're doing a little more than surviving.

How about you?

Investments, gambling,

A little traveling.

My owner computer business.

You get a lot of Russian ballerinas wanting to defect in that line of work?

Actually she's the first one.

And she is not the reason I came looking for you...

Yes, our uncle has been calling,

Whatever the problem is, the answer is no.

Our old uncle was replaced by a new one.

Yes, I was sorry to hear that.

He's in trouble.

I'm not interested.

It's Sepheran.

He has escaped from jail.

I'm still not interested.

How about a hot dog?

Not up to you usual culinary standards, is it?

One dog with ketchup and onions.

What does Thrush bargain with?

They've got a nuclear device pointed directly at our throats.

Unless, I come up with 350 million dollars whitin 42 hours,

Sepheran will detonate it.

And make it look as if the Russians are responsible that.

No, his ransom note said he would make it look accidental.

Not only will it devastate part of the United States,

but totally destroy our energy program.

How is he gonna do that?

Well that's for us to find out.

For the sake of the world.

Don't throw the world at me.

Here.

Thank you.

How many times did we saved it?

Countless, as I recall.

But this one is really going to be difficult.

No, I can't do it.

I swore I'd never go back to UNCLE.

What happened?

Well, forget it.

Why won't tell me?

Because I don't want talk about it.

We shared a lot things in the past.

Our new uncle says it was a mission in Yugoslavia.

A girl was killed.

Death was an occupational hazard.

Yes, for us.

You were responsible for the girl, weren't you?

Didn't UNCLE give you backup?

I had a backup.

This is one of the Sepheran organizers,

a fat sweating weasel named Alexi Kemp,

He flew into a small airport in upper New York State. This morning.

Is at the Blakemore Hotel.

How many times do I have to tell you? I am not interested.

He didn't fly in alone.

I'm not sure what the second man is.

He is a killer.

He worked for UNCLE.

He was also a double agent for Thrush.

His code name is Janus.

Was he the man in Yugoslavia?

You know damn that he was!

You feel better?

Much better. Thanks.

Glad I was around to help.

Save your aggression for Janus.

I need you Illya.

I'll go to the Blakemore.

We want him alive, till we find the bomb.

I know what to do with Janus and when.

We'll take it easy.

I don't want any uncharacteristic emotion to carry you away.

- It won't. - Good.

You must have been very sure of your persuasive rhetoric.

No, actually just your sense of morality.

Oh, that old thing!

No. I still have mine... Nostalgia.

But I'm all out of exploding buttons there might be

a bit of a fatal liability in the fashion business.

I know just where you can could up.

Oh, men. What happened to the beautiful women uset to worked for UNCLE?

Here is in UNCLE's home.

Well, you must be Illya Kuriakyn!

Welcome Mr. Kuriakyn, I'm John Raleigh.

This is Benjamin Kowalski, he will be working with you.

We'll give you some aids to see you through

this affair there's no time for retraining.

- Friday, weapons room. - Yes, Sir John.

Your contact is Z.

So much for the Welcome Home amenities.

- You must be Z. - As in Zorro?

Mr. Kuriakyn, Mr. Solo, Sir John told me to expect you.

Well, Let's begin...

Mr. Solo one identification bracelet.

Please do not wear it in the shower or in the rain.

It explodes when immersed in water.

This is a 357 Magnum, as we all know it's not quite so powerful as a

caliber Magnum however we have modified this to fit these bullets.

Which also happened to be grenades.

Please, don't be fooled by size, that could demolish half a city block.

You only have three of them, please use them judiciously.

Well If the elevator doors don't open on time,

I promise to contain myself.

What happened to the special UNCLE guns we used to carry?

They're in a special UNCLE wing at Smithsonian.

Gentlemen, both of you will be issued these cases with the new guns.

Mr. Kuriakyn, a watch, also a transmitter, a communicator, trackin device.

Magnetized a compass.

This belt, has microcircuitry sewn into the leather

the buckle can also be used as a welding device.

A small acetylene torch.

And one silver cap.

In the heel of the shoe,

an explosive charge,

also magnetized.

Gentlemen, I hope you appreciate the delicacy of these weapons.

Specially the ones you wear.

Now try to bring them back in one piece.

Just try to bring yourself back in one piece.

I'll do my best.

I believe she was speaking to both of us.

I have already told your UNCLE that I have no

intention of being chaperone about New York like

some six-year-olds school boy being sent off to

Brighton to visit his aunt here for the weekend.

Darling, darling!

Yeah, top four the five and nine.

Oh God, you are good.

Wasn't it wonderful, are we go?

Open Channel D.

How is it you, old friend?

Freezing. How's it going with you?

Rough.

Our English friend doesn't believe theres a threat him.

You tell our English friend that I'm looking at the threat right now.

Waiting for him to take a bath.

Through the window?

Don't worry, I'll avert my eyes.

Wait a minute...

I think our Thrush friend is about to wash the dirt out of his feathers.

Out.

Don't you feels like this guy doesn't seem very worried somebody

will seize this brain for a blueprint his body for chopped liver.

That's what Thrush is counting on.

Hello.

Hello.

Who are you?

Engineer of telephone. You have phone incoming line.

Why coming at this time of night?

Nor couldn't come de done before.

We get called from the hotel at five.

At six, my boss called hotel, but the manager has gone home.

At eight the night manager calls.

Nine o'clock, my boss called me to New Jersey, a favor to do him.

You know what's like traffic on bridge of George Washington.

Happy you should be I'm could come here at all.

Look, I'm an actor, not a technician,

I couldn't go to bomb like that together if my life depended on it.

But you know how to detonate it and you work done dozens of blueprints

with your father and you have a photographic memory.

You say my life is in danger.

The only killing unexpected is in the times, you see?

- No fussy for nothing. - Am I?

You ran the New York marathon three days ago.

Yes, I came in 2093,

Personal best.

Before starting, you changed t-shirts with another runner.

Yes, I gave him my lucky shirt.

Halfway through he collapsed of exhaustion, or did he?

Perhaps Thrush knocked him out and carried him off.

Because they thought he was you because he was wearing the number you registered under.

Wait a minute. How could Thrus knock him out?

Tranquilizing darts.

You've been in this spy business to long?

Was a matter of fact I'm new at it.

Again.

What I'm trying to tell you is the Thrush probably

tried to kidnap you already without you realizing it.

And they failed and will try again.

Mr. Solo, this is our first night on Broadway.

A lot of mates here and with you side in five minutes.

As far as I'm concerned, there's no such thing as Thrush.

What are you doing? Hey stop.

That's enough!

What you think are you doing?

What are you doing, aiming a gun at me?

This is New York and here we have have gun at each others.

We don't need foreingers coming to do it.

I'm doing my job. I picked up the case to check the wires behind it.

Case.

The combination is still lock.

You're sick! Both of you are sick. Wait to the telephone company to hear about this.

What a splendid idea. Why don't we call your office?

What is the number?

555- 9507.

But my boss he's been in middle office party.

Old man Colussi, yeah, he's retiring. Beautiful God watch they are giving him.

What's your boss's name?

Pearson.

Mr. Pearson, please.

Pearson?

Sheldon Pearson! Who is this?

My name is Kemp, I'm at the Blakemore hotel.

Did you send a telephone engineer over here.

Yes, room 401, failure in the line.

So I've been told. Can you describe your man?

- Mind blonde, slight. - Blonde.

What's the problem, can't find the phone or don't understand it?

No, there's no problem, it is a misunderstanding. It's my fault.

- We'll send your man back to you. - Alright, do that.

My apologies, sir.

I'm uh I'm a courier and I carry a great deal of cash.

I'm afraid my bodyguard got a little carried away.

Bedbugs. Bedbugs in every hotel in New York.

I tell you both, from telephone company you will be hearing.

All right, Mr. Solo, you convinced me. UNCLE maybe protect me.

Sit down!

What's going on...? Let go of me! What are you doing?

Tranquilizing dart... Put it out!

- Open Channel D. - This is Raleigh.

We lost them.

How did you know the phone number in Pennington Smithe dressing room.

Routine field information.

You know they knew we had four cars there.

Three different decoys that looked like Pennington Smithe.

All going in different directions they only had one car covered.

We were set up. They were waiting for us.

Mr. Solo, we received the ranson instructions,

the Excelsior Hotel in Tripoli.

- Thank you. - You leave tonight.

What do you make of those?

Tripoli.

Maybe Thrush headquarters is somewhere near the ransom drop at the hotel.

I'll run the name "Angel" through the Section 4 computer.

As for the lake. Maybe it's Kemp's favorite vacation spot.

What's that? How to focus in the background.

I don't know. I can't make it out.

I told Smithe he had nothing to worry about.

With a UNCLE agent with him.

Maybe Kowalski maybe he's right, Maybe I'm old for this.

Why don't you take it easy on yourself? Thrush knew.

Because I was walking. Mr. Smithe there tought.

You're just one uncle agent of anything they probably

expect you not to be with him, better decoy.

Yes. That's what I thought.

You received your information on the decoy arrangement

directly on your communicator from Sir John.

Where were you?

At the Penthouse, I went back to make sure they're on.

... and Andrea was alright, before I had changed to the theater.

Kemp...

- Janus. - Yes, Janus.

We have Pennington-Smythe. Call the pilot.

- Swensen. - Our cargo is ready for conveyance.

Fort Lorian field, Hangar 41.

Bring your aviators license with you and personal identification.

You'll bring the US $ 2000 in cash.

It will be ready for you. Half on takeoff, half on arrival.

That's good. I'll be there in an hour.

Kuriakyn, 555- 4247.

I have the address.

Are you sure Janus won't recognize you?

We never met each other.

It was just a brief moment.

You better plug up this leak if you know where to find it.

- Illya... - I will live if you will.

I know. I know where the leak is now.

Napoleon, please!

You're the only person who heard that

communication with Pennington Smithe's night!

In fact looking back on, Trush has been

monitoring our movements pretty thoroughly.

It just never occurred to me they had someone on the inside,

but Mr. Kowalski said I'm a little rusty.

He certainly went to a lot of trouble staging

an escape to freedom scene at the casino.

You're quite a performer, especially that night.

Napoleon, that was for real.

Right, as real as in your movies.

I want to know who you're communicating with the Thrush.

I want to know where our thrush is new headquarters.

I want to know what their next move is.

Now!

They have my father,

he is a physicist.

They kidnapped in Napoles.

Trush. I had to do what they told me, Napoleon.

I've had to.

Try again.

Napoleon, please, it's the truth, I swear!

I said try again.

Napoleon, please, I couldn't...!

Don't take me! Please, I don't want to go with you.

Please!

- No...! Where are you taking me? - Get inside!

- Where's the pilot? - The pilot is here.

We've met before?

I fly a lot of people all over the world.

I don't remember names or faces.

Maybe you find it better to forget.

I'll fly you where you want to go.

I don't ask questions not do an answer.

1000 now and 1000 when we land.

Assembled, that's a worth thing!

Janus plane landed in Chicago this morning. Everything's being set up that now.

And Mr. Solo?

He arrived in Tripoli this afternoon, checked into the hotel.

Monitor Mr. Solo's movements.

When we are ready, you will contact him.

Twenty hours.

I'm used to heat up in Hell's Kitchen with

fried eggs on the sidewalk but this is hot.

Well, the Ransom just arrived, 350 million gems.

So, here we sit, fortunate in the hotel safe spinning our

wheels instead of looking for thrush headquarters.

You're not gonna find it anywhere around here.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Coming back for airfield, I saw Guido, in another car,

heading out into the desert.

Guido, like in King Kong? Sepheran's bodyguard?

You're Okay?

I mean between tranquilizing darts in your room

and a busted head you kind of accident-prone.

Did this happen to you in the old days?

Maybe I was a little faster back there in the old days.

What do you got there?

I picked it up the desk laughter they think we're

gonna have a lot of time for waterskiing.

- Where is this lake? - A few miles out the town.

What is this behind back? A some sort of dam...

Dam. The Angelis Dam, closed down for about 20 years.

I was talking to the desk clerk.

Tourists used to go out there but it got condemned about a month ago.

Imagine that they've got only brownstones in my neighborhood get condemned.

Angel... say nobody's been out there for a month?

- Kowalski, you are terrific! - Thanks...

Get him inside!

I hope you enjoy our swimming pool, Mr. Smithe.

We ahd in build specially.

Okay.

Arm it.

I told you. I don't know how to do.

We know it is not true.

You're well-known for your photographic memory you're an artist.

Duplicated all of your father's blueprints.

I will not do it.

Arm it!

Set the timer.

18 hours.

17 minutes.

Coming up in 44 seconds.

I think I should tell you. I'm not certain how to disarm it.

I don't think that will be necessary for you.

Open Channel D.

Channel D open, Mr. Kuriakyn.

I'm in Chicago, underground somewhere.

Pennington Smithe, Janus and two Thrush agents are here.

Where is here?

I do not know yet. I'll let you know when I find out.

You sound out of breath.

I just swam the English Channel.

- What? - Nevermind.

I wouldn't ge too close to that, it has a very delicate mechanism.

I've been expect you, Mr. Kuriakyn.

Could you to meet me, Mr. Solo?

- Is it isolated enough for you? - Yes, this is fine, I...

I did so want our first conversation to be in private.

no witnesses.

This is my good friend, Guido.

Yes, we 've met.

Well Napoleon Solo, it's been a long time.

You really haven't changed at all.

Neither you, Sepheran.

Grown wreckless in your old age.

Nuclear blackmail is a very dangerous game could blow up in your face.

And forever the worlds be end, ahn?

Suppose I blow a hole through both of you but the barrel of this gun

at the pilots head and instruct him to fly it to Trush headquarters.

Because you noted by now the bomb must be armed.

The clock is ticking, your time is running out.

You'll bring the ransom alone to this spot a little before noon tomorrow.

By the way, what's been converted into.

- Gems - Good.

it's prettier than all that paper.

And that moment I will radio my headquarters from the

helicopter and the countdown to o'clock will be stopped.

How?

Simply by pressing a button on a control panel

that will send an electronic signal across the world.

By the way I should mention there is also a second button on the panel.

If the ransom is not delivered, or if you not alone,

that is the button that will be pressed.

And then the bomb will be detonated.

Precisely.

There is a specific code I will use in radioing my headquarters.

One word deviation or if I don't radio them at all.

What's up to you from not pressing the button

after you've received the ransom?

Mr. Solo, this is a business transaction, we are professionals.

You take care of your side of the bargain and I will take care of mine.

We must be men of our word or there'd be no integrity

left in the world at all would there.

And integrity has always been at the basis of thrush's philosophy.

I have a codicil to your straight forward in business arrangement.

And what would that be?

We used nice human being to get at me.

Once she did your bidding, you took it from me.

I want her back.

What makes you think you can trust her now?

I believed her when she said Trush kidnapped her father.

Besides, your resident monster dragged her from my hotel room by her hair.

He does love his work.

All right. I'll bring the girl with me.

Oh, you know, you're looking a lot better than last time I saw you

were very very pale but you can look a little good color down.

Before noon, tomorrow, Napoleon Solo.

Guido.

What did the big man have to say?

Well, he's going to pick me up tomorrow the same place he dropped me off today.

Just before noon, alone, with the gems.

And he's not bluffing.

We don't pay the ransom part of the United States is going to disappear.

We do pay it, he's just insane enough to do it, anyway.

Open Channel D.

Channel D open, Mr. Solo.

Anything for Mr. Kuryakin?

Nothing since the last communication.

Alright, keep monitoring.

Still no word?

He's supposed to check with me every six hours.

We know he landed the plane this morning.

We know the English kid was with him.

Maybe he is not in a position to answer.

I don't think I'm gonna like Chicago.

Would be better off if we could get a hold of the chains.

You're been in this position before?

Frequently.

Well how'd you get out of it, man?

I carried an explosive charge in my watch.

Why'd you carry it now?

In my shoe.

What the changing for?

Progress.

Somehow I knew you were UNCLE agent.

Unfortunately so did they.

You knew Janus from before?

That was a long time ago.

Oh, I suppose I may as well know the real name of the man I'm gonna die with.

Ilyia Nekovitch Kuryakin.

Not that it matters, but why did they put the bomb down here.

It's above us that matters.

Both us?

Janus was so kind to explain it to me.

Tomorrow at noon her speech will be delivered by an Arab president.

Sympathetic to the Western desires.

It will draw the usual crowd of demonstrators.

I see in this, this is person or kill this this Arab Johnny and they will cry.

It will do more than that it will totally destroy this country's energy program.

It will look like a terrifying meltdown accident.

I must confess I don't know what he's talking about.

You and I are hanging directly below the core of a nuclear reactor.

Ashfield Reactor nuclear

That's it. The Angeles Dam.

Thrush's new headquarters.

Yes, Mr. Solo.

I'm sure, Sir John, Thrush is operating under the Angeles dam.

We'll have to change your plan.

Explain.

You call me back to UNCLE, because I know Sepheran.

And the man who put him away 15 years ago.

Now that I haven't talked with him I'm convinced that he plans to

give the signal to detonate the bomb whether we pay the ransom or not.

- Wath your alternate plan? - It's going to take some organization.

But I want a full UNCLE task force here,

by tomorrow morning.

We'll hit the damn 20 minutes before the noon deadline.

That's some kind of risk?

If Mr. Solo is right about Sepheran,

It'll give us a chance of stopping the countdown.

The task force will be ready.

I want the task force supervised by Mr. Kowalski.

Very generous!

Were you gonna be, pal?

I'll already be inside, pal.

I'm gonna try it again.

Illya, can I do help?

Something must work now.

Was our last chance?

- What is that? - Close your eyes.

Cut the hinge.

- How long we have? - Twenty minutes.

How long will it take to disarm the bomb?

If I can have to trace all the line through in my mind page by page.

How many guards will be?

None.

You won't find a single Thrush agent within 50 miles of that thing.

Come on, let's go.

Terrific!

This way here! Be right, be right!

Moving, moving, moving!

Chicago detonation time: T-minus 15 minutes and counting.

Someone just get up these door.

Activate all monitors.

Come on!

Take cover.

Could hardly miss with that.

Come on!

Keep covered!

Go!

- You're improving. - With the age.

Where's Andrea? Where is the girl?

In the storage room.

Show me on here!

Squad, follow me!

Good night.

I'm improving.

Holy bloody collor look the same.

I don't even know where to start.

From the beginning.

- How much time do we have? - Nine minutes.

Go to work.

Stupid fools!

Chicago, detonation time: T-minus 6 minutes, 5 seconds.

The woman and her father... kill them both.

They're dead, Commander.

... from point B... wait.

That's...

Positive leading to.

... to point D...

What do I cut...?

You can't have stayed behind just to kill me?

That's part of it.

I wanted to see you sweat a little first.

That bomb will go off in few minutes!

There are six men in the entire world who know how to arm that H957 device.

Two of those are dead, the third is in Washington,

the fourth, Schmidt, is in Berlin,

the fifth is your english friend, young Pennington Smithe.

And you are the sixth.

Yes, I am the sixth man.

Your talents are greater that I thought.

Schmidt from Berlin, he's my UNCLE.

I helped him work on the H957 device.

If you can arm the bomb why did you force young

Pennington Smithe into it why don't you arm it yourself?

And have one of the Thrush operatives radio the information back to Sepheran.

No, that wouldn't have fit in with my plans at all.

You're going to take the H957 for yourself.

That's why you became involved in Thrush again.

Very good, Mr. Kuriakyn.

Why don't you steal the bomb right away?

Right after you brought down the American bomber?

I never thought Thrush trusted me completely.

I've been surrounded by their operatives so I play the hand now.

Kidnapping young Pennington Smythe let him arm the bomb.

Made sure that Thrush believed that everything

was going according to Sepheran's plan.

Because once the detonation time came.

Naturally all the thrush operatives down here would be gone.

Naturally.

Only you came back alone.

You do have already grasp the situation, Mr. Kuriakyn.

I assume if you can arm the bomb you can also disarm it.

It's litle more complicated, yes, I can disarm.

Of course that means that UNCLE has paid

Thrush 350 million dollar ransom for nothing.

And I have what everyone wants,

Open to the highest bidder, including Thrush.

Still playing the same game.

Treachery and double-cross.

And if you try to stop me from killing you by killing me,

There will be no one to defuse the bomb.

Young Pennington Smithe will never figure it out.

You'd be condemning the president of a

sympathetic arab nation all the people above us.

And half the state to death.

It's an interesting problem, you should have

shot straighter at me all those years ago.

Goodbye, Sr. Kuriakyn.

Don't move. Keep you hands beside.

Bring my things!

Chigaco detonation time: T-minus 4 minutes, 30 seconds

Castillian!

Napoleon Solo.

Can you imagine how long I waited for this meeting.

Must be rewarding.

That he stays so young.

- Good makeup man. - Ahn?

Good makeup man!

It's alright?

Napoleon...

- Your father? - Yes.

Where is Sepheran?

It's at the end of the tunnel,

throws the anteroom.

but there is a steel door sealing it off.

Stay in this room. I'll be back for you.

Well! We meet again

I don't suppose you'd like to discuss this.

I told you we should discuss it.

I've disconnected 12 circuits and several wires.

in through every ne bridge in my mind.

This must be the last one.

Till one is left. Red or blue...

I don't know which one to cut!

If you cut the right one?

Stop the clock.

The wrong one?

It will detonate.

Sepheran!

Mr. Solo...

Yes it was red one.

Good.

- Illya...? - ... It was red one!

Good.

Where the hell have you been?

I thought a vacation in Libya might do me some good.

Libya?

Dry desert treath good for the lungs.

Thrush is going to have to look for a new headquarters.

Good.

- You know something? - What?

It's all seemed a lot easier to 15 years ago.

And it was.

- How about Sepheran? - He may have got away.

Another glass please.

Did you say goodbye to Andrea for me?

What do you think I've been doing last night?

I'm apreciatted.

By the way. What did happen to Sepheran?

He disappeared. I'm certainly Sir John we'll be hearing from our Thrush again.

And the ransom?

I converted back into cash and returned to the banks.

Pity! three hundred and fifty million in jewels would be nice to hold in your hand.

...just for a moment.

Did you settle your account with Janus?

I settled it down.

How about Pennington Smithe?

His performance out of town in Chicago was very good.

Enjoy the computer business?

Oh yeah. It's great. Truly fascinating.

However I'm finding it increasingly more and more difficulty.

Having a meaningful relationship with the machine.

And you, do you enjoy your fashion business?

It's wonderful, you make great deal of money,

But there are a few weird people in it.

At least when someone's shooting at you you know where you are.

There is still no further word on the disappearance of Air Force One,

carrying the Secretary of State to the Paris oil conference.

We will interrupt this program with an update.

Now we'll return you to our regular program.

Open Channel D.

- Mr. Solo? - Yes, Sir John...

Is Mr. Kuriakyn with you?

Yes.

I was wondering on the two of you doing anything for the next few days.

Corrections: Kilo