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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,865 --> 00:00:05,402 (upbeat rock music) 2 00:00:31,470 --> 00:00:34,139 (ominous music) 3 00:00:58,831 --> 00:01:01,666 Now, my name is Wei Choi. 4 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:04,135 I need money for food today, 5 00:01:04,136 --> 00:01:07,305 so you're my last resort, I hope you don't mind. 6 00:01:08,641 --> 00:01:10,174 Please don't come back and haunt me. 7 00:01:10,175 --> 00:01:14,346 Just stay asleep and pretend that nothing's happening. 8 00:01:25,524 --> 00:01:26,692 Nothing there. 9 00:01:30,963 --> 00:01:31,797 Damn it. 10 00:01:37,870 --> 00:01:39,137 Nothing at all. 11 00:01:43,141 --> 00:01:44,543 Not a damn thing. 12 00:01:46,044 --> 00:01:48,913 Goddammit to hell, it's just like me. 13 00:01:48,914 --> 00:01:51,249 Trust me to pick a poor one. 14 00:01:53,619 --> 00:01:54,886 Ahhh! 15 00:01:54,887 --> 00:01:58,155 (suspenseful orchestral music) 16 00:01:58,156 --> 00:01:58,991 Oh no, no! 17 00:02:01,193 --> 00:02:02,027 No! 18 00:02:03,729 --> 00:02:05,830 Oh no please, please! 19 00:02:05,831 --> 00:02:06,665 No! 20 00:02:11,036 --> 00:02:11,870 No! 21 00:02:12,771 --> 00:02:13,606 Ahhh! 22 00:02:44,136 --> 00:02:46,571 (wolf howls) 23 00:02:52,845 --> 00:02:54,079 Ghost catchers? 24 00:02:56,014 --> 00:02:57,615 Open he door, open up! 25 00:02:57,616 --> 00:02:58,449 What is it? 26 00:02:58,450 --> 00:02:59,917 A ghost is chasing me! 27 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,585 Oh, you've come to the right place, we'll fix that. 28 00:03:01,586 --> 00:03:03,254 If you got the money, we can fix anything. 29 00:03:03,255 --> 00:03:05,957 Okay, money's no problem, just stop this damn ghost! 30 00:03:05,958 --> 00:03:07,224 Of course we will, didn't you see our 31 00:03:07,225 --> 00:03:09,093 sign up there, we're the best ghost catchers. 32 00:03:09,094 --> 00:03:10,227 Where is it? 33 00:03:10,228 --> 00:03:11,295 In the coffin. 34 00:03:11,296 --> 00:03:12,263 Where's that? 35 00:03:12,264 --> 00:03:13,666 It's behind me! 36 00:03:16,234 --> 00:03:17,969 - You go to hell. - You go to hell. 37 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,937 Open up, open the door, please! 38 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:22,039 (dramatic sting) 39 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,908 Oh please open the door! 40 00:03:23,909 --> 00:03:25,577 [Tai-Fa] What now? 41 00:03:27,045 --> 00:03:29,882 Good God, can't you knock first? 42 00:03:32,818 --> 00:03:34,118 Huh? 43 00:03:34,119 --> 00:03:34,953 Ahhh! 44 00:03:35,788 --> 00:03:37,555 What's going on here? 45 00:03:40,492 --> 00:03:43,161 Ah, it's you again, you bastard. 46 00:03:44,730 --> 00:03:45,997 Bastard, you break down my door 47 00:03:45,998 --> 00:03:49,334 and next you're gonna tear down my sign. 48 00:03:55,908 --> 00:03:56,974 That was an accident, you saw 49 00:03:56,975 --> 00:03:59,511 it, it was this old stiff here. 50 00:04:03,448 --> 00:04:04,849 Why don't you admit it like a man? 51 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:06,583 You just stop playing games with me, 52 00:04:06,584 --> 00:04:10,855 I know all your damn tricks with a dry old fish! 53 00:04:10,856 --> 00:04:12,323 (Mumbles) ..., we're just like brothers! 54 00:04:12,324 --> 00:04:13,726 You go to hell! 55 00:04:18,196 --> 00:04:20,497 (Mumbles) ..., we have many years at school together! 56 00:04:20,498 --> 00:04:23,835 Who needs a schoolmate like you? 57 00:04:23,836 --> 00:04:24,836 Huh? 58 00:04:24,837 --> 00:04:25,738 Old goat! 59 00:04:36,448 --> 00:04:37,349 Get back! 60 00:04:39,852 --> 00:04:42,519 You've got your old tricks, I've got mine too. 61 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,688 Get back on. 62 00:04:53,231 --> 00:04:54,298 [Chin] You're out of line treating 63 00:04:54,299 --> 00:04:55,532 an elder brother like this. 64 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:56,768 [Wu] What kind of brother are you 65 00:04:56,769 --> 00:04:58,402 to wake me up at such an uncivilized hour? 66 00:04:58,403 --> 00:05:00,872 You drive a coffin into my house and knock down my door. 67 00:05:00,873 --> 00:05:02,273 [Chin] It's not my fault, anyway, I put a 68 00:05:02,274 --> 00:05:04,275 spell on that old stiff, he'll go back home. 69 00:05:04,276 --> 00:05:07,044 [Wu] It was me, I put the spell on him! 70 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:09,013 That's enough, now stop arguing! 71 00:05:09,014 --> 00:05:11,183 The hoodlum's disappeared. 72 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:13,517 You must try to get along! 73 00:05:13,518 --> 00:05:14,519 - Huh! - Huh! 74 00:05:21,626 --> 00:05:22,459 Huh! 75 00:05:22,460 --> 00:05:23,295 Huh! 76 00:05:25,163 --> 00:05:26,530 (rooster crows) 77 00:05:26,531 --> 00:05:29,868 (whimsical flute music) 78 00:05:40,012 --> 00:05:40,912 Tai-Fa. 79 00:05:40,913 --> 00:05:42,314 Coming teacher! 80 00:05:48,686 --> 00:05:52,256 Just look at you, you silly old... (mumbles). 81 00:05:52,257 --> 00:05:55,692 You're just jealous 'cause you're ugly. 82 00:05:55,693 --> 00:05:57,995 You think you're pretty? 83 00:05:57,996 --> 00:06:00,231 Tai-Fa, what appointments have we got today? 84 00:06:00,232 --> 00:06:01,498 We're meeting Uncle Cao today. 85 00:06:01,499 --> 00:06:03,067 I'm seeing him as well. 86 00:06:03,068 --> 00:06:04,201 Let's go. 87 00:06:04,202 --> 00:06:05,769 Right. 88 00:06:05,770 --> 00:06:06,872 And me too. 89 00:06:11,376 --> 00:06:12,210 Humph. 90 00:06:14,412 --> 00:06:18,150 (dramatic synthesizer music) 91 00:06:38,736 --> 00:06:42,007 [Chin] How damn, this will be no fun. 92 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:44,041 Why are you so late, masters? 93 00:06:44,042 --> 00:06:45,509 Sorry. 94 00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:46,978 [Henchman] The boss has been waiting for you. 95 00:06:46,979 --> 00:06:47,812 Follow me. 96 00:07:09,001 --> 00:07:11,003 Boss, they're both here. 97 00:07:12,604 --> 00:07:16,607 Master Chin the ghost catcher, he is... 98 00:07:16,608 --> 00:07:18,275 I'm Priest Wu, he's got a bigger 99 00:07:18,276 --> 00:07:21,078 sign, but an outfield front doesn't matter, 100 00:07:21,079 --> 00:07:24,316 it's whether or not you can do the job. 101 00:07:29,787 --> 00:07:31,355 What's wrong with you? 102 00:07:31,356 --> 00:07:33,457 Don't you have any common sense in your head? 103 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:34,791 What's wrong? 104 00:07:34,792 --> 00:07:36,027 You can't put a dead man on 105 00:07:36,028 --> 00:07:37,895 a high pillow or anyone who looks 106 00:07:37,896 --> 00:07:41,198 into his eyes, well they'll be cursed. 107 00:07:41,199 --> 00:07:43,467 They'll have bad luck for the rest of their lives. 108 00:07:43,468 --> 00:07:45,570 [Henchman] Huh, really? 109 00:07:46,571 --> 00:07:47,405 Tai-Fa. 110 00:07:49,841 --> 00:07:52,243 It's true, a low pillow is better, 111 00:07:52,244 --> 00:07:55,247 but there are many types of pillows. 112 00:07:56,381 --> 00:07:58,950 This is for poor people. 113 00:07:58,951 --> 00:08:01,619 But this one is for rich people. 114 00:08:17,402 --> 00:08:19,870 Place a copper in its mouth, or when he 115 00:08:19,871 --> 00:08:22,206 goes to Hell, he might gabble all your 116 00:08:22,207 --> 00:08:26,044 business, that's terrible luck for the living. 117 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:30,347 You're quite right, but coppers are for the poor. 118 00:08:30,348 --> 00:08:32,416 But for respected men like the boss, 119 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:35,953 you need something special, something like this. 120 00:08:35,954 --> 00:08:36,788 Tai-Fa. 121 00:08:39,691 --> 00:08:42,259 A jade studded coin from the Tang Dynasty. 122 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,695 Only I have them. 123 00:08:47,432 --> 00:08:51,002 This one you can keep for your bus fare. 124 00:08:51,003 --> 00:08:52,736 Only the living want face, the 125 00:08:52,737 --> 00:08:54,905 dead don't care about that at all. 126 00:08:54,906 --> 00:08:56,873 A low pillow is not safe either. 127 00:08:56,874 --> 00:08:59,176 Now look at him, his eyes are staring up, 128 00:08:59,177 --> 00:09:01,412 he's looking at the beams and that could jinx the 129 00:09:01,413 --> 00:09:03,714 house too which may cause the house to fall down. 130 00:09:03,715 --> 00:09:05,216 Oh? 131 00:09:05,217 --> 00:09:08,720 Now you need to take a white cloth to cover up his face. 132 00:09:09,854 --> 00:09:11,455 That's correct, the living want face, 133 00:09:11,456 --> 00:09:13,357 so respect the dead, but it's terrible 134 00:09:13,358 --> 00:09:17,529 of you to use such an old... (mumbles). 135 00:09:18,463 --> 00:09:20,365 Now this is a nice one. 136 00:09:22,134 --> 00:09:24,668 (Nervous laugh) Hey boss, I'm very 137 00:09:24,669 --> 00:09:27,204 straightforward, so allow me to speak frankly. 138 00:09:27,205 --> 00:09:28,472 Hmmm? 139 00:09:28,473 --> 00:09:30,907 Now let me tell you what I think. 140 00:09:30,908 --> 00:09:33,277 This old stiff has a nasty look about him. 141 00:09:33,278 --> 00:09:36,480 He must have been a real bastard before he died. 142 00:09:36,481 --> 00:09:38,149 Look. 143 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:41,052 Bet you haven't seen that. 144 00:09:41,053 --> 00:09:42,286 Stop telling his life story, 145 00:09:42,287 --> 00:09:45,057 the man's dead, watch your mouth. 146 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:50,261 Hey boss, I'll tell you very very honestly, 147 00:09:50,262 --> 00:09:53,164 this old stiff must be dealt with carefully, 148 00:09:53,165 --> 00:09:54,665 otherwise he might sit up again. 149 00:09:54,666 --> 00:09:56,200 Huh? 150 00:09:56,201 --> 00:09:57,701 Believe me, his mustache is 151 00:09:57,702 --> 00:10:00,171 green, I'll shave it and you'll see. 152 00:10:00,172 --> 00:10:02,273 It'll be too ugly to shave it off. 153 00:10:02,274 --> 00:10:03,874 Besides, his friends won't recognize 154 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:06,577 him when he gets down to the Netherworld. 155 00:10:06,578 --> 00:10:08,279 Hey, let me tell you very very honestly... 156 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:12,016 (dramatic synthesizer music) 157 00:10:14,252 --> 00:10:16,353 You're both very tricky. 158 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:19,123 Maybe you can fool others, but you 159 00:10:19,124 --> 00:10:22,326 can never fool a smart man like me. 160 00:10:22,327 --> 00:10:25,696 You should know very well who I am. 161 00:10:25,697 --> 00:10:30,234 Money, I've got plenty, but I had only one brother. 162 00:10:30,235 --> 00:10:33,137 He was the dearest thing in my life, so I want 163 00:10:33,138 --> 00:10:37,174 him to be buried properly, back in our home village. 164 00:10:37,175 --> 00:10:41,346 You take care of this, or you've got me to deal with. 165 00:10:43,681 --> 00:10:46,483 And I tell you very very honestly, 166 00:10:46,484 --> 00:10:50,255 I've decided to give this job to Master Chin. 167 00:10:51,423 --> 00:10:53,357 Hey boss, don't you worry, I guarantee 168 00:10:53,358 --> 00:10:54,991 with my head I'll get your brother 169 00:10:54,992 --> 00:10:57,128 home, he's in good hands, he will arrive 170 00:10:57,129 --> 00:10:59,563 in one piece, I will lay him to rest. 171 00:10:59,564 --> 00:11:00,398 Good. 172 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,602 In that case, we better sign a contract. 173 00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:06,438 Oh sure. 174 00:11:10,108 --> 00:11:11,041 Uncle. 175 00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:12,376 Hey, don't say anything. 176 00:11:12,377 --> 00:11:14,278 He's beaten me this time. 177 00:11:14,279 --> 00:11:15,846 I'll tell you very honestly, 178 00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:18,582 it doesn't pay to be honest in business. 179 00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:20,017 Well we'll see. 180 00:11:25,457 --> 00:11:27,125 You want 49 nails? 181 00:11:28,293 --> 00:11:30,026 And all in one line? 182 00:11:30,027 --> 00:11:32,196 That's some order. 183 00:11:32,197 --> 00:11:34,298 Isn't it too much? 184 00:11:34,299 --> 00:11:36,801 Get over it, it's necessary. 185 00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:41,172 Teacher, now tell me honestly. 186 00:11:41,173 --> 00:11:42,739 Was uncle bluffing or not? 187 00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:45,876 If he knew how to bluff he'd have been a rich man by now. 188 00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:49,346 Anyway, this business isn't that easy. 189 00:11:49,347 --> 00:11:51,182 I have checked, this old stiff 190 00:11:51,183 --> 00:11:53,550 was born on a yin day of a yin month. 191 00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:54,985 While alive he did many terrible 192 00:11:54,986 --> 00:11:57,888 things and he died a terrible death. 193 00:11:57,889 --> 00:11:59,723 How did he die? 194 00:11:59,724 --> 00:12:01,225 Bitten by a mad dog, didn't 195 00:12:01,226 --> 00:12:03,827 you see the wound on his stomach? 196 00:12:03,828 --> 00:12:06,564 (dramatic sting) 197 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,168 Don't be so nervous. 198 00:12:13,305 --> 00:12:14,805 His big brother may be a powerful 199 00:12:14,806 --> 00:12:16,707 man, but I'm not scared of him. 200 00:12:16,708 --> 00:12:18,074 What worries me is your uncle, 201 00:12:18,075 --> 00:12:19,843 he might sabotage us on the way. 202 00:12:19,844 --> 00:12:20,745 He won't. 203 00:12:38,396 --> 00:12:40,564 Tai-Fa, forgotten anything? 204 00:12:40,565 --> 00:12:41,798 Your spells, the chicken blood, 205 00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:43,600 and your sword, I put it all in the chest. 206 00:12:43,601 --> 00:12:44,568 Then let's go. 207 00:12:44,569 --> 00:12:46,403 All right. 208 00:12:46,404 --> 00:12:47,239 Ho, hey! 209 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:52,210 (dramatic synthesizer music) 210 00:12:54,812 --> 00:12:56,813 [Chin] Today is a yin day of a yin month. 211 00:12:56,814 --> 00:13:00,285 The yin hour approaches, look at the moon. 212 00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:04,020 It's bright. 213 00:13:04,021 --> 00:13:05,155 [Chin] If it shines on the 214 00:13:05,156 --> 00:13:07,224 corpse tonight he may resurrect. 215 00:13:07,225 --> 00:13:08,359 [Tai-Fa] Oh come on, it's not 216 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,494 that easy, it's not magic. 217 00:13:10,495 --> 00:13:12,095 [Chin] You know, a resurrection can be 218 00:13:12,096 --> 00:13:15,299 easy, a corpse can rest after it's buried. 219 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:17,301 It may die a bad death and then all 220 00:13:17,302 --> 00:13:19,336 the rites are not performed properly, 221 00:13:19,337 --> 00:13:21,338 then he'll come back and cause trouble. 222 00:13:21,339 --> 00:13:22,606 You remember this for your future 223 00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:25,342 reference, a corpse can become a vampire. 224 00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:27,143 But it's still a corpse. 225 00:13:27,144 --> 00:13:30,781 A normal corpse is still, but a moving corpse bounces. 226 00:13:30,782 --> 00:13:32,849 Just remember, a vampire is different. 227 00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:34,651 [Tai-Fa] Come on, how is it different? 228 00:13:34,652 --> 00:13:36,353 A vampire's very powerful. 229 00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:38,022 He can strangle you! 230 00:13:40,091 --> 00:13:41,525 That's why I told you to nail 231 00:13:41,526 --> 00:13:44,961 49 nails into the coffin tightly. 232 00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:46,130 Tightly, eh? 233 00:13:48,165 --> 00:13:50,467 It's almost the yin hour, let's get going. 234 00:13:50,468 --> 00:13:51,568 Hey, let me drive. 235 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:52,936 Ha! 236 00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:54,204 Ha! 237 00:13:54,205 --> 00:13:55,039 Ha! 238 00:14:23,768 --> 00:14:25,836 [Wu] Come on now, absorb the moonlight. 239 00:14:25,837 --> 00:14:29,340 That's it, absorb it, absorb, absorb! 240 00:14:29,341 --> 00:14:30,174 Come on! 241 00:14:49,561 --> 00:14:51,396 [Chin] Get up there! 242 00:14:52,964 --> 00:14:54,465 Whoa, huh? 243 00:14:54,466 --> 00:14:55,400 Whoa, whoa. 244 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,274 Huh? 245 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:12,849 Teacher, what happened? 246 00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:14,317 Are you blind boy, can't you see? 247 00:15:14,318 --> 00:15:16,587 His mustache is gone, must be your uncle. 248 00:15:16,588 --> 00:15:18,088 Let's get him over there now. 249 00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:19,556 We'll be in trouble when the yin hour comes. 250 00:15:19,557 --> 00:15:20,391 Right. 251 00:15:20,392 --> 00:15:21,925 Come on. 252 00:15:21,926 --> 00:15:24,094 (wolf howls) 253 00:15:24,095 --> 00:15:27,765 (dramatic orchestral music) 254 00:15:50,287 --> 00:15:52,223 The moon's facing west. 255 00:16:00,498 --> 00:16:01,798 Tai-Fa, the sword. 256 00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:02,634 Oh. 257 00:16:03,735 --> 00:16:04,568 Here. 258 00:16:04,569 --> 00:16:05,403 Right. 259 00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,443 The sword strikes you down! 260 00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:22,920 The fire will keep you in place! 261 00:16:33,397 --> 00:16:34,731 Teacher, what is this? 262 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:35,999 I've never seen it before. 263 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,300 Listen now, boy. 264 00:16:37,301 --> 00:16:38,502 I scanned this whole area. 265 00:16:38,503 --> 00:16:39,736 This ground has been exposed to 266 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,204 the sun for at least eight hours. 267 00:16:41,205 --> 00:16:42,873 There's a high yang element, and after 268 00:16:42,874 --> 00:16:44,407 my ritual with the fire and the sword 269 00:16:44,408 --> 00:16:48,078 we can leave the corpse without any worries. 270 00:16:48,079 --> 00:16:49,780 Ah, teacher, you're great! 271 00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:51,414 Not only can you fool the living, 272 00:16:51,415 --> 00:16:53,216 you can fool a vampire too, so we 273 00:16:53,217 --> 00:16:55,285 can put our minds at rest now. 274 00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:56,653 Put your minds at rest? 275 00:16:56,654 --> 00:16:58,889 With your uncle around you can't relax, my boy. 276 00:16:58,890 --> 00:17:00,991 Watch the stiff closely. 277 00:17:00,992 --> 00:17:01,958 (wolf howls) 278 00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:03,359 Huh, what's that noise? 279 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:04,928 Just a wolf. 280 00:17:04,929 --> 00:17:06,863 On a full moon night, many animals do 281 00:17:06,864 --> 00:17:09,633 become disturbed, just like your uncle. 282 00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:11,267 But he's not an animal. 283 00:17:11,268 --> 00:17:12,736 Chinese proverb says that animals 284 00:17:12,737 --> 00:17:14,806 often come in human form. 285 00:17:17,374 --> 00:17:19,510 He's getting smart. 286 00:17:19,511 --> 00:17:22,345 This is a very fine evening. 287 00:17:22,346 --> 00:17:26,182 The sky is clear and the stars are bright. 288 00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:28,885 Luckily there's no thunderstorm. 289 00:17:28,886 --> 00:17:30,420 If we had a thunderstorm... 290 00:17:30,421 --> 00:17:31,254 What then? 291 00:17:31,255 --> 00:17:33,925 (thunder booms) 292 00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:35,926 What's happening? 293 00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:37,427 It's nothing, it's nothing. 294 00:17:37,428 --> 00:17:38,629 Just thunder. 295 00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,631 Last time the damn ghost chased me all over. 296 00:17:40,632 --> 00:17:42,032 I just hope I've got better luck this time. 297 00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:44,702 (thunder booms) 298 00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:17,301 (electricity surges) 299 00:18:21,673 --> 00:18:23,473 Smells nice. 300 00:18:23,474 --> 00:18:26,142 I must have hit a rich one. 301 00:18:26,143 --> 00:18:28,045 Anyway, say my prayers. 302 00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:38,322 (thunder booms) 303 00:18:46,698 --> 00:18:48,932 (gasps) 304 00:18:48,933 --> 00:18:50,000 A girl. 305 00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:51,167 I can't. 306 00:18:51,168 --> 00:18:54,505 The most important thing is to make money. 307 00:19:07,451 --> 00:19:08,285 Come on. 308 00:19:24,636 --> 00:19:27,671 (electricity surges) 309 00:19:27,672 --> 00:19:29,674 (gasps) 310 00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:33,310 (loud explosion) 311 00:19:50,427 --> 00:19:52,764 (screaming) 312 00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:57,702 (wacky xylophone music) 313 00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:21,258 Tai-Fa! 314 00:20:22,426 --> 00:20:24,560 I told you to watch it, didn't I tell you? 315 00:20:24,561 --> 00:20:26,930 So your uncle wouldn't have a chance to get at it. 316 00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:28,098 You can watch it. 317 00:20:28,099 --> 00:20:30,167 Who's the teacher here? 318 00:20:31,803 --> 00:20:33,369 At this time, we can't expose him 319 00:20:33,370 --> 00:20:34,971 to the moonlight or he'll change. 320 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:36,040 [Wei] Help! 321 00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:38,341 Huh? 322 00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:39,342 Someone's shouting for help. 323 00:20:39,343 --> 00:20:40,443 I'm not deaf. 324 00:20:40,444 --> 00:20:41,878 Let me check. 325 00:20:41,879 --> 00:20:44,514 Don't go, it's your uncle's trick to get you away. 326 00:20:44,515 --> 00:20:46,282 He gives me too much credit. 327 00:20:46,283 --> 00:20:48,552 Why didn't I think of that? 328 00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:54,424 [Wei] Help! 329 00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:55,259 Help! 330 00:21:00,732 --> 00:21:01,565 Help! 331 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:03,267 Whoa! 332 00:21:06,337 --> 00:21:08,438 Master, help me! 333 00:21:08,439 --> 00:21:09,639 Help you? 334 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,808 I'll help you. 335 00:21:15,112 --> 00:21:16,546 Teacher, it's that fellow again 336 00:21:16,547 --> 00:21:18,348 and he's got a girl with him this time. 337 00:21:18,349 --> 00:21:19,983 Don't you believe anything he says. 338 00:21:19,984 --> 00:21:21,417 Last time he can here you had a lot 339 00:21:21,418 --> 00:21:22,753 of trouble with uncle, now he's 340 00:21:22,754 --> 00:21:23,820 here again, this time he could 341 00:21:23,821 --> 00:21:26,490 cause a lot more trouble for us. 342 00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:30,927 This is my chance. 343 00:21:30,928 --> 00:21:33,664 (dramatic sting) 344 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,401 Help, help! 345 00:21:40,104 --> 00:21:41,372 Get rid of her! 346 00:21:43,207 --> 00:21:44,340 Teacher, don't believe him, 347 00:21:44,341 --> 00:21:45,308 he's lying again, that girl's 348 00:21:45,309 --> 00:21:47,812 not following him, ignore him! 349 00:21:49,613 --> 00:21:51,848 (gasps) 350 00:21:51,849 --> 00:21:53,116 You seduced her and now you're trying 351 00:21:53,117 --> 00:21:54,851 to get rid of her, you damn waster! 352 00:21:54,852 --> 00:21:55,686 No! 353 00:21:56,587 --> 00:21:57,721 [Tai-Fa] No? 354 00:21:58,823 --> 00:22:00,123 [Wei] She's not a lady! 355 00:22:00,124 --> 00:22:01,524 Oh, so you get it from a brothel, 356 00:22:01,525 --> 00:22:02,993 so I see, and now you won't pay her 357 00:22:02,994 --> 00:22:05,228 and that's why she's after you, huh? 358 00:22:05,229 --> 00:22:07,563 That's not the case, you're wrong! 359 00:22:07,564 --> 00:22:08,965 I've seen a lot of people like you, 360 00:22:08,966 --> 00:22:11,067 you're all the same, you're a waster! 361 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,003 [Wei] You're wrong, she's a corpse! 362 00:22:13,004 --> 00:22:14,304 Ha, I I was a priest at five, 363 00:22:14,305 --> 00:22:15,405 I saw my first corpse when I was 364 00:22:15,406 --> 00:22:16,639 six years old, I learned all the 365 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,908 burial arrangements when I was 366 00:22:17,909 --> 00:22:19,175 seven years old, teacher, he thinks 367 00:22:19,176 --> 00:22:20,476 I don't know what a corpse looks like! 368 00:22:20,477 --> 00:22:21,813 Shut up, stop! 369 00:22:24,615 --> 00:22:26,550 Turn around, come here. 370 00:22:30,287 --> 00:22:31,122 Stop! 371 00:22:39,663 --> 00:22:41,664 Tell me very very honestly, where 372 00:22:41,665 --> 00:22:44,434 the devil did you get that? 373 00:22:44,435 --> 00:22:45,501 Huh? 374 00:22:45,502 --> 00:22:46,369 [Wei] I... 375 00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:48,304 [Chin] Speak up, boy! 376 00:22:48,305 --> 00:22:49,573 Okay, sit down. 377 00:22:52,376 --> 00:22:56,047 You see sir, I'm short of money right now. 378 00:23:00,784 --> 00:23:02,585 And that's how I got into this mess. 379 00:23:02,586 --> 00:23:03,820 It's true! 380 00:23:03,821 --> 00:23:05,822 You're an idiot, you asked for this. 381 00:23:05,823 --> 00:23:08,258 You shouldn't mess with things you know nothing about. 382 00:23:08,259 --> 00:23:09,659 You're an idiot. 383 00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:11,929 Tai-Fa, you listen to me. 384 00:23:12,763 --> 00:23:14,264 [Tai-Fa] More rubbish. 385 00:23:14,265 --> 00:23:16,900 When an innocent person dies they still have some breath. 386 00:23:16,901 --> 00:23:18,701 This is called the yin breath. 387 00:23:18,702 --> 00:23:20,070 When this mixes with a living man's 388 00:23:20,071 --> 00:23:21,271 breath which is called yang... 389 00:23:21,272 --> 00:23:23,006 I know, when the yin and the yang mix, 390 00:23:23,007 --> 00:23:24,274 they blend together and make life 391 00:23:24,275 --> 00:23:25,876 again and then the corpse resurrects. 392 00:23:25,877 --> 00:23:28,378 That makes the corpse very lucky, teacher. 393 00:23:28,379 --> 00:23:29,645 But it can only happen on the 394 00:23:29,646 --> 00:23:31,314 yin hour of the yin day of the yin month 395 00:23:31,315 --> 00:23:34,986 when there's a full moon and a thunderstorm. 396 00:23:37,821 --> 00:23:39,755 (dramatic sting) 397 00:23:39,756 --> 00:23:43,359 Right now you have her in you and you are in her. 398 00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,161 When you move, she moves. 399 00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:47,064 Where you go, she goes. 400 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,301 Teacher, so is she human? 401 00:23:51,302 --> 00:23:52,235 Half and half. 402 00:23:52,236 --> 00:23:53,336 What's that mean? 403 00:23:53,337 --> 00:23:54,770 Half human, half corpse. 404 00:23:54,771 --> 00:23:55,972 So what is she then, teacher? 405 00:23:55,973 --> 00:23:57,507 A zombie. 406 00:23:57,508 --> 00:23:59,776 (growling) 407 00:24:03,847 --> 00:24:06,983 (dramatic sting) 408 00:24:06,984 --> 00:24:09,619 Master, she'll follow me forever. 409 00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,754 You've gotta help me, I beg you! 410 00:24:11,755 --> 00:24:13,056 I beg you! 411 00:24:13,057 --> 00:24:16,059 [Chin] There's nothing I can do. 412 00:24:16,060 --> 00:24:17,394 Ahhh, vampire! 413 00:24:21,298 --> 00:24:23,700 (whimpering) 414 00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:28,572 (suspenseful orchestral music) 415 00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:05,977 Tai-Fa, my tools! 416 00:25:07,979 --> 00:25:08,811 Bring me the sword! 417 00:25:08,812 --> 00:25:09,646 Right! 418 00:25:10,547 --> 00:25:11,548 It's broken! 419 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,155 What else you got? 420 00:25:19,156 --> 00:25:20,557 Only this left. 421 00:25:26,697 --> 00:25:28,365 Give it to me now! 422 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:30,634 Damn it! 423 00:25:32,403 --> 00:25:33,536 Help me hold it! 424 00:25:33,537 --> 00:25:34,870 Okay. 425 00:25:34,871 --> 00:25:36,739 (growling) 426 00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:38,175 Hold him still! 427 00:25:41,345 --> 00:25:42,179 Hold him! 428 00:25:50,787 --> 00:25:51,622 Wu Hing! 429 00:25:52,623 --> 00:25:54,290 Come out now! 430 00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:55,891 I know you're here! 431 00:25:55,892 --> 00:25:57,727 Come out now! 432 00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:59,563 You bastard, come out! 433 00:26:00,431 --> 00:26:02,698 Where are you, come out now! 434 00:26:02,699 --> 00:26:03,733 Wu Hing! 435 00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:04,934 Teacher, you've got very good 436 00:26:04,935 --> 00:26:06,102 lungs, you're pretty old, but you're strong. 437 00:26:06,103 --> 00:26:07,737 Idiot, go fetch that stiff! 438 00:26:07,738 --> 00:26:08,571 But how? 439 00:26:08,572 --> 00:26:09,505 Go burn it! 440 00:26:09,506 --> 00:26:10,540 Oh. 441 00:26:10,541 --> 00:26:11,841 Come back! 442 00:26:11,842 --> 00:26:12,775 What? 443 00:26:12,776 --> 00:26:14,010 You do everything I tell you? 444 00:26:14,011 --> 00:26:15,345 Don't you realize burning that old 445 00:26:15,346 --> 00:26:16,779 stiff means I'm in trouble, if I'm in 446 00:26:16,780 --> 00:26:18,448 trouble, it means you're in trouble as well. 447 00:26:18,449 --> 00:26:21,984 Don't you know that we're both finished if we burn it? 448 00:26:21,985 --> 00:26:24,721 You're right, we'd be finished. 449 00:26:26,757 --> 00:26:28,491 Don't just stand there, give him a hand. 450 00:26:28,492 --> 00:26:29,326 Okay. 451 00:26:31,462 --> 00:26:34,365 We gotta get to town before dawn. 452 00:26:35,399 --> 00:26:38,069 (clock ticking) 453 00:26:50,114 --> 00:26:53,384 (Jazzy sneaking music) 454 00:26:58,855 --> 00:27:00,291 Hey, follow me. 455 00:27:02,793 --> 00:27:05,729 (clock bell rings) 456 00:27:10,101 --> 00:27:13,270 This damn clock's half an hour fast. 457 00:27:14,638 --> 00:27:16,306 [Chin] What, this clock's half an hour fast? 458 00:27:16,307 --> 00:27:18,374 Yeah that's right. 459 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,110 Give me a royal suite. 460 00:27:20,111 --> 00:27:23,113 We have no royal suites, only a presidential suite. 461 00:27:23,114 --> 00:27:25,014 A standard room? 462 00:27:25,015 --> 00:27:27,383 We have standard rooms, but no single rooms. 463 00:27:27,384 --> 00:27:28,751 Give me a standard then. 464 00:27:28,752 --> 00:27:29,686 20 bucks. 465 00:27:33,324 --> 00:27:34,158 Your key. 466 00:27:36,093 --> 00:27:37,493 - Pst, pst. - Name? 467 00:27:37,494 --> 00:27:39,662 Toilet's over there. 468 00:27:39,663 --> 00:27:42,899 (jazzy sneaking music) 469 00:27:45,436 --> 00:27:46,270 Hmm? 470 00:28:05,956 --> 00:28:07,457 Hey, hey, how many of you? 471 00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:08,391 Just three. 472 00:28:08,392 --> 00:28:09,692 Just three, there are five! 473 00:28:09,693 --> 00:28:10,760 You can't count those two. 474 00:28:10,761 --> 00:28:11,594 And what are they? 475 00:28:11,595 --> 00:28:12,562 Luggage. 476 00:28:12,563 --> 00:28:14,064 What, what, hey! 477 00:28:17,468 --> 00:28:18,302 Quick. 478 00:28:20,637 --> 00:28:23,474 They do look a bit like luggage. 479 00:28:28,912 --> 00:28:30,647 They're some weirdos. 480 00:28:56,440 --> 00:29:00,544 Don't just stand there dummies, go draw the drapes! 481 00:29:04,548 --> 00:29:06,048 Hey, you climb up there. 482 00:29:06,049 --> 00:29:07,016 Well bend down. 483 00:29:07,017 --> 00:29:08,018 All right. 484 00:29:10,954 --> 00:29:13,890 Hey, I can't hold you, I'm falling! 485 00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:17,594 You, you damn bitch! 486 00:29:20,264 --> 00:29:22,298 (laughing) 487 00:29:22,299 --> 00:29:25,869 (upbeat synthesizer music) 488 00:29:40,584 --> 00:29:41,418 Ah! 489 00:29:42,919 --> 00:29:44,254 Ugh. 490 00:29:44,255 --> 00:29:45,888 What, I smell bad? 491 00:29:45,889 --> 00:29:48,524 It's your hair cream, it smells so strong. 492 00:29:48,525 --> 00:29:49,626 Damn cheap. 493 00:29:52,929 --> 00:29:54,930 I have to go out and buy some tools. 494 00:29:54,931 --> 00:29:57,233 Listen, stay here and watch the stiff. 495 00:29:57,234 --> 00:29:59,735 You keep an eye out for your uncle, you hear that? 496 00:29:59,736 --> 00:30:00,571 Mmmhm. 497 00:30:01,805 --> 00:30:05,376 (upbeat synthesizer music) 498 00:30:25,296 --> 00:30:28,064 (dramatic sting) 499 00:30:38,174 --> 00:30:40,344 (yawning) 500 00:30:48,319 --> 00:30:50,453 Hey Miss, I'm going to the toilet. 501 00:30:50,454 --> 00:30:52,121 You can't come in with me. 502 00:30:52,122 --> 00:30:54,056 A happy couple can do everything together. 503 00:30:54,057 --> 00:30:55,491 Go on, she doesn't mind. 504 00:30:55,492 --> 00:30:56,327 Hey! 505 00:30:58,529 --> 00:30:59,729 You've had years with that teacher, 506 00:30:59,730 --> 00:31:01,297 you must have learned some magic. 507 00:31:01,298 --> 00:31:03,699 There must be something you can do to stop her. 508 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:06,268 It can be done, but I can't do it. 509 00:31:06,269 --> 00:31:07,102 You sure? 510 00:31:07,103 --> 00:31:07,970 There is one way. 511 00:31:07,971 --> 00:31:09,238 What is that? 512 00:31:09,239 --> 00:31:10,606 No wonder teacher called you an idiot. 513 00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:14,445 Now you're a strong man, can't you tie her up? 514 00:31:15,646 --> 00:31:16,480 Hmmm. 515 00:31:24,388 --> 00:31:27,558 (playful flute music) 516 00:31:33,997 --> 00:31:35,432 Oh you bastard! 517 00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:54,450 Hey, you finish so soon? 518 00:31:54,451 --> 00:31:56,552 Not yet but I know what you want. 519 00:31:56,553 --> 00:31:57,319 What? 520 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,154 What? 521 00:32:09,566 --> 00:32:11,902 (chuckling) 522 00:32:21,011 --> 00:32:23,113 Go on, you can hold it. 523 00:32:28,685 --> 00:32:29,520 Hey! 524 00:32:44,868 --> 00:32:47,837 (chuckles) 525 00:32:47,838 --> 00:32:49,506 Hey, are you okay? 526 00:32:50,707 --> 00:32:53,543 I know, you're not that kind of a guy. 527 00:32:53,544 --> 00:32:55,177 She's not that pretty. 528 00:32:55,178 --> 00:32:56,378 You want pretty girls? 529 00:32:56,379 --> 00:32:57,747 Just follow me. 530 00:32:57,748 --> 00:32:59,782 I've got experience. 531 00:32:59,783 --> 00:33:03,787 I know this hotel, know some real crackers here. 532 00:33:05,188 --> 00:33:08,491 Wow, all the girls are so nice, the best I've ever seen. 533 00:33:08,492 --> 00:33:11,393 A full blouse, a cheeky rear, a small waist, 534 00:33:11,394 --> 00:33:14,964 a flat stomach, lovely almond eyes, 535 00:33:14,965 --> 00:33:17,667 and a cut nose, mouth like a cherry, 536 00:33:17,668 --> 00:33:21,004 and an oval face, and the way they walk. 537 00:33:22,539 --> 00:33:24,406 They sway with rhythm. 538 00:33:24,407 --> 00:33:27,076 Their skirts blow up, I wanna grab them. 539 00:33:27,077 --> 00:33:29,144 (giggles) 540 00:33:29,145 --> 00:33:29,980 Fantastic. 541 00:33:32,616 --> 00:33:33,450 Huh? 542 00:33:34,384 --> 00:33:35,218 Hey! 543 00:33:36,553 --> 00:33:38,187 Are you listening to me or not? 544 00:33:38,188 --> 00:33:42,291 I am, it's fantastic, so let's go find them! 545 00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:43,493 What about her? 546 00:33:43,494 --> 00:33:44,326 Her? 547 00:33:44,327 --> 00:33:45,595 Well... 548 00:33:45,596 --> 00:33:46,429 Ahhh! 549 00:33:49,365 --> 00:33:51,635 (laughing) 550 00:33:53,537 --> 00:33:55,705 Hey, so are you going or not? 551 00:33:55,706 --> 00:33:56,872 Of course I am. 552 00:33:56,873 --> 00:33:58,173 Wait for me at the door. 553 00:33:58,174 --> 00:33:59,175 All right. 554 00:34:02,045 --> 00:34:02,879 Hmm. 555 00:34:04,247 --> 00:34:05,081 Eh? 556 00:34:14,991 --> 00:34:15,825 How is it? 557 00:34:15,826 --> 00:34:17,426 It's all fixed. 558 00:34:17,427 --> 00:34:20,931 (upbeat orchestral music) 559 00:34:26,903 --> 00:34:29,505 Hey, teacher told me not to leave the room. 560 00:34:29,506 --> 00:34:31,974 Your teacher's busy, he won't be back so soon. 561 00:34:31,975 --> 00:34:33,909 And my uncle might make trouble. 562 00:34:33,910 --> 00:34:35,144 If he could get in here so easily, 563 00:34:35,145 --> 00:34:38,848 your teacher wouldn't have chosen this place. 564 00:34:38,849 --> 00:34:41,183 (laughing) 565 00:34:41,184 --> 00:34:42,652 - Gentlemen. - Gentlemen. 566 00:34:42,653 --> 00:34:47,322 Are the two of you intending to go to the bar? 567 00:34:47,323 --> 00:34:48,524 Is this the wrong way? 568 00:34:48,525 --> 00:34:49,992 No. 569 00:34:49,993 --> 00:34:52,261 This is the right place, but sir, you better 570 00:34:52,262 --> 00:34:56,365 not go in because there's a lord inside. 571 00:34:56,366 --> 00:34:58,133 Hey, anyone is a lord when they're drunk, 572 00:34:58,134 --> 00:35:00,402 if we were afraid we wouldn't be here, would we, huh? 573 00:35:00,403 --> 00:35:01,971 Out of our way. 574 00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:04,039 I'd like to meet a lord, I haven't seen one yet. 575 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:06,508 No, neither have I. 576 00:35:06,509 --> 00:35:08,711 (laughing) 577 00:35:08,712 --> 00:35:12,181 (jazzy saxophone music) 578 00:35:12,182 --> 00:35:13,083 Hey look. 579 00:35:14,785 --> 00:35:18,555 (Chuckles) So he's a lord. 580 00:35:34,070 --> 00:35:37,240 Isn't my number nine wife beautiful? 581 00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:41,311 - Yes. - Yes. 582 00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:43,947 Do I deserve her? 583 00:35:45,949 --> 00:35:47,583 Tell me! 584 00:35:47,584 --> 00:35:48,483 Yes. 585 00:35:48,484 --> 00:35:49,753 You're lying. 586 00:35:51,955 --> 00:35:55,525 Remind me, why did she keep on refusing me? 587 00:35:58,161 --> 00:36:01,431 And then she killed herself that night. 588 00:36:02,365 --> 00:36:05,034 You are talking utter nonsense. 589 00:36:05,035 --> 00:36:06,969 (gunshot) 590 00:36:06,970 --> 00:36:07,803 Let's go. 591 00:36:07,804 --> 00:36:09,138 [Marshal] Stop! 592 00:36:09,139 --> 00:36:10,039 (gasps) 593 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,107 Well tell me. 594 00:36:14,110 --> 00:36:15,111 Do I or not? 595 00:36:19,650 --> 00:36:20,482 No sir. 596 00:36:20,483 --> 00:36:21,717 What? 597 00:36:21,718 --> 00:36:24,787 I'm very good looking, yet I don't deserve her! 598 00:36:24,788 --> 00:36:27,190 How dare you look down on me! 599 00:36:29,660 --> 00:36:31,828 (gunshot) 600 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,836 Why does no one ever wanna tell me the truth? 601 00:36:40,837 --> 00:36:41,671 Come on. 602 00:36:41,672 --> 00:36:43,106 [Marshal] Stop! 603 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:45,742 Who are you guys? 604 00:36:46,943 --> 00:36:48,844 - We're just men. - We're just men. 605 00:36:48,845 --> 00:36:50,079 Just men? 606 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,214 (laughing) 607 00:36:52,215 --> 00:36:54,183 I'm found of young men. 608 00:36:54,184 --> 00:36:55,317 Come here. 609 00:36:55,318 --> 00:36:56,151 Come here. 610 00:36:56,152 --> 00:36:57,619 Come here! 611 00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:58,988 Do you think he looks like a lord? 612 00:36:58,989 --> 00:37:00,489 I guess so. 613 00:37:00,490 --> 00:37:02,157 What do we do? 614 00:37:02,158 --> 00:37:03,159 Go to him. 615 00:37:08,464 --> 00:37:10,800 So I see you're both young fellas. 616 00:37:10,801 --> 00:37:13,168 - Yes, my lord. - Yes, my lord. 617 00:37:13,169 --> 00:37:15,370 I want you to drink. 618 00:37:15,371 --> 00:37:18,541 Only drunken men will speak the truth. 619 00:37:20,410 --> 00:37:21,244 You! 620 00:37:22,946 --> 00:37:24,379 What do you like to drink? 621 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:25,214 Rice wine. 622 00:37:25,215 --> 00:37:26,682 What's that? 623 00:37:26,683 --> 00:37:27,917 (Mumbles) 624 00:37:27,918 --> 00:37:31,253 (Laughs) I see you got a sense of humor. 625 00:37:31,254 --> 00:37:33,655 You are here and you drink... (mumbles). 626 00:37:33,656 --> 00:37:35,024 What about you? 627 00:37:35,025 --> 00:37:36,258 (Mumbles). 628 00:37:36,259 --> 00:37:37,326 [Marshal] What's that? 629 00:37:37,327 --> 00:37:38,560 X&O! 630 00:37:38,561 --> 00:37:40,029 X&O? 631 00:37:40,030 --> 00:37:43,298 (laughs) What's so good about XO? 632 00:37:43,299 --> 00:37:47,002 A decent man like me must drink whisky water. 633 00:37:47,003 --> 00:37:50,673 - Whisky, what's that? - Whisky, what's that? 634 00:37:51,742 --> 00:37:53,343 Whisky and water. 635 00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:55,077 Open it. 636 00:37:55,078 --> 00:37:57,247 (chuckles) 637 00:38:00,550 --> 00:38:04,220 (dramatic orchestral music) 638 00:38:11,161 --> 00:38:15,065 (suspenseful orchestral music) 639 00:38:22,939 --> 00:38:24,707 You're really here. 640 00:38:27,343 --> 00:38:29,611 Luckily they're all gone. 641 00:38:29,612 --> 00:38:30,446 Oof! 642 00:38:35,919 --> 00:38:37,653 Mustn't scare myself. 643 00:38:46,096 --> 00:38:46,930 Oh, tools. 644 00:38:51,501 --> 00:38:54,203 (dramatic sting) 645 00:38:54,204 --> 00:38:57,539 Hey, my lord, I think the stupid woman asked for it. 646 00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:58,673 She shouldn't have refused you, 647 00:38:58,674 --> 00:38:59,942 you're such a good looking man. 648 00:38:59,943 --> 00:39:01,610 And you're rich and powerful. 649 00:39:01,611 --> 00:39:02,611 She was a fool. 650 00:39:02,612 --> 00:39:03,813 If I were you, my lord... 651 00:39:03,814 --> 00:39:05,414 I'd see that she didn't rest in peace. 652 00:39:05,415 --> 00:39:06,715 I'd pull her out of her coffin. 653 00:39:06,716 --> 00:39:07,983 Yeah, that's right. 654 00:39:07,984 --> 00:39:09,584 Who said they'd do that to her? 655 00:39:09,585 --> 00:39:11,620 - Not me. - Not me. 656 00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:13,688 He's very drunk, he's talking rubbish. 657 00:39:13,689 --> 00:39:16,292 She's a very beautiful woman. 658 00:39:18,161 --> 00:39:19,929 He said she was beautiful. 659 00:39:19,930 --> 00:39:21,530 Beautiful? 660 00:39:21,531 --> 00:39:23,698 Would a man like him have a beauty? 661 00:39:23,699 --> 00:39:24,766 Well he's got money. 662 00:39:24,767 --> 00:39:25,935 Yeah, but so what? 663 00:39:25,936 --> 00:39:26,869 Give me money, I'll prove you wrong! 664 00:39:26,870 --> 00:39:28,537 Hey, let's not argue. 665 00:39:28,538 --> 00:39:32,042 Very simple, let's have a look at a photo. 666 00:39:36,813 --> 00:39:39,816 (gentle harp music) 667 00:39:40,917 --> 00:39:41,751 Huh? 668 00:39:45,822 --> 00:39:48,991 (dramatic sting) 669 00:39:48,992 --> 00:39:50,725 I can now understand why you're so sad. 670 00:39:50,726 --> 00:39:53,395 Let's mourn for the fate of our poor Marshal. 671 00:39:53,396 --> 00:39:54,696 Come on, let's weep. 672 00:39:54,697 --> 00:39:56,198 - That's right, we cry. - (sobbing) 673 00:39:56,199 --> 00:39:57,266 Let it all out. 674 00:39:57,267 --> 00:39:58,733 You'll feel better if you cry. 675 00:39:58,734 --> 00:40:03,038 (playful orchestral music) 676 00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:05,541 Come on, weep some more, weep. 677 00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:09,946 Let me rub it better, that's right. 678 00:40:11,014 --> 00:40:12,348 Right, let's go! 679 00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:18,989 Hsi-Wan, no. 680 00:40:21,424 --> 00:40:24,094 (ominous music) 681 00:40:43,046 --> 00:40:45,215 (gagging) 682 00:40:58,628 --> 00:41:00,629 (sneezes) 683 00:41:00,630 --> 00:41:02,365 I can't stand that. 684 00:41:09,805 --> 00:41:12,041 I got a response, you lucky chap, 685 00:41:12,042 --> 00:41:13,909 you enjoy biting, don't you? 686 00:41:13,910 --> 00:41:17,413 Now you can go and bite a man, sniff this. 687 00:41:21,617 --> 00:41:23,252 (growling) 688 00:41:23,253 --> 00:41:25,220 (laughs) You clever fellow, remember 689 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:27,256 the smell of this hair cream, bite anyone 690 00:41:27,257 --> 00:41:30,693 with the smell of this hair cream, right? 691 00:41:33,930 --> 00:41:37,266 That's all for now, I'll come back and see you tonight. 692 00:41:37,267 --> 00:41:38,101 Oh! 693 00:41:45,441 --> 00:41:47,443 (sighs) 694 00:41:54,050 --> 00:41:56,018 She's the Marshal's concubine. 695 00:41:56,019 --> 00:41:57,619 We're in trouble. 696 00:41:57,620 --> 00:41:59,854 We gotta get out of here right away. 697 00:41:59,855 --> 00:42:00,789 Get out? 698 00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:02,792 That's right, let's go. 699 00:42:16,172 --> 00:42:18,340 (powering down noise) 700 00:42:18,341 --> 00:42:19,274 Hey, she collapsed! 701 00:42:19,275 --> 00:42:20,276 [Wei] Huh? 702 00:42:21,477 --> 00:42:24,279 (beeping sounds) 703 00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,814 How did that happen? 704 00:42:25,815 --> 00:42:27,182 How do I know? 705 00:42:27,183 --> 00:42:28,850 Oh I know, she's half a corpse 706 00:42:28,851 --> 00:42:31,520 so she can't stand the sun. 707 00:42:31,521 --> 00:42:33,388 That means I'm free, excuse me. 708 00:42:33,389 --> 00:42:34,923 Hey! 709 00:42:34,924 --> 00:42:36,958 Wait 'till my teacher gets back, and what about her? 710 00:42:36,959 --> 00:42:38,260 She's dead already. 711 00:42:38,261 --> 00:42:41,531 I must report to my teacher, come on! 712 00:42:48,504 --> 00:42:49,738 Well why have you stopped? 713 00:42:49,739 --> 00:42:51,873 Well you stopped too. 714 00:42:51,874 --> 00:42:54,943 [Unison] We can't leave her out there. 715 00:42:54,944 --> 00:42:58,214 (upbeat marching music) 716 00:43:09,959 --> 00:43:10,793 Hmm. 717 00:43:19,935 --> 00:43:23,172 Sir, the Marshal's in the bar. 718 00:43:23,173 --> 00:43:25,241 You, you, you, and you. 719 00:43:39,722 --> 00:43:41,323 Report sir, your number nine 720 00:43:41,324 --> 00:43:44,459 concubine's grave was found to be... 721 00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:46,796 (muttering) 722 00:43:47,863 --> 00:43:50,133 Sir, the Marshal's drunk. 723 00:43:52,568 --> 00:43:53,403 What now? 724 00:43:54,570 --> 00:43:55,470 Put him on the table. 725 00:43:55,471 --> 00:43:56,306 Sir. 726 00:43:58,508 --> 00:44:01,244 (glass shatters) 727 00:44:19,395 --> 00:44:20,629 Marshal. 728 00:44:20,630 --> 00:44:21,563 Marshal! 729 00:44:21,564 --> 00:44:22,597 I'm Adjutant! 730 00:44:22,598 --> 00:44:24,399 Marshal, Marshal, Marshal! 731 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:28,404 Your concubine's grave has been robbed, Marshal! 732 00:44:29,972 --> 00:44:31,773 Sir, what do we do? 733 00:44:31,774 --> 00:44:32,875 What to do? 734 00:44:40,816 --> 00:44:41,651 Come. 735 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,356 [Soldiers] Huh? 736 00:44:55,531 --> 00:44:56,366 Samurai. 737 00:45:11,381 --> 00:45:14,550 (playful flute music) 738 00:45:22,858 --> 00:45:25,861 [Soldiers] Sir, what do we do now? 739 00:45:27,897 --> 00:45:30,166 (knocking) 740 00:45:31,301 --> 00:45:32,267 Hey. 741 00:45:32,268 --> 00:45:33,635 (knocking) 742 00:45:33,636 --> 00:45:34,569 Hey! 743 00:45:34,570 --> 00:45:36,070 Hey, ask who it is first. 744 00:45:36,071 --> 00:45:37,372 We have to open it. 745 00:45:37,373 --> 00:45:38,273 [Chin] It's me. 746 00:45:38,274 --> 00:45:39,208 It's teacher. 747 00:45:39,209 --> 00:45:40,042 - Ow! - Ow! 748 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:52,287 Is something wrong then? 749 00:45:52,288 --> 00:45:53,722 No, nothing. 750 00:45:53,723 --> 00:45:57,526 Tell him the truth, he's gonna find out sooner or later. 751 00:45:57,527 --> 00:45:58,993 What's wrong with the stiff? 752 00:45:58,994 --> 00:46:02,998 The stiff's all right, it's his half human corpse. 753 00:46:06,636 --> 00:46:08,837 [Chin] What's going on? 754 00:46:08,838 --> 00:46:11,341 Why is the whole army outside? 755 00:46:12,675 --> 00:46:14,776 Tell me what happened to her. 756 00:46:14,777 --> 00:46:16,545 You two must've made trouble. 757 00:46:16,546 --> 00:46:19,080 I told you not to go out for any reason. 758 00:46:19,081 --> 00:46:20,549 Why didn't you listen? 759 00:46:20,550 --> 00:46:23,151 Good job we didn't or we wouldn't know her background. 760 00:46:23,152 --> 00:46:24,085 That's right. 761 00:46:24,086 --> 00:46:25,420 Background, what background? 762 00:46:25,421 --> 00:46:28,424 (rhythmic drumming) 763 00:46:30,260 --> 00:46:33,928 [Soldiers] Sir, we can't do this. 764 00:46:33,929 --> 00:46:35,163 We must. 765 00:46:35,164 --> 00:46:36,465 If we don't tell the Marshal about 766 00:46:36,466 --> 00:46:37,932 what's happened to the grave, that the 767 00:46:37,933 --> 00:46:42,004 body's been stolen, then we'll all be in trouble. 768 00:46:48,478 --> 00:46:52,047 (upbeat synthesizer music) 769 00:47:03,893 --> 00:47:05,427 (dramatic sting) 770 00:47:05,428 --> 00:47:07,762 Your concubine's grave's been robbed? 771 00:47:07,763 --> 00:47:09,798 And the body's been stolen? 772 00:47:09,799 --> 00:47:10,633 Huh? 773 00:47:11,901 --> 00:47:13,736 Who'd do such a thing? 774 00:47:14,870 --> 00:47:16,505 Report, sir, it just happened two hours 775 00:47:16,506 --> 00:47:20,675 ago and now we're looking for the culprit. 776 00:47:20,676 --> 00:47:22,777 (sneezes) 777 00:47:22,778 --> 00:47:24,713 That happened two hours ago? 778 00:47:24,714 --> 00:47:27,383 And you've only reported it now? 779 00:47:31,587 --> 00:47:34,456 And you still haven't found the culprit in two hours? 780 00:47:34,457 --> 00:47:36,591 What do I pay you people money for? 781 00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,193 Not to mess around! 782 00:47:41,196 --> 00:47:43,698 (sneezes) 783 00:47:43,699 --> 00:47:46,501 I will now give you two hours, you hear? 784 00:47:46,502 --> 00:47:51,105 You find me the culprit and recover my concubine's body. 785 00:47:51,106 --> 00:47:53,007 You're a bunch of idiots. 786 00:47:53,008 --> 00:47:55,845 You're all good for nothing fools! 787 00:47:59,915 --> 00:48:02,752 Adjutant, you did a very good job. 788 00:48:05,855 --> 00:48:07,857 (sighs) 789 00:48:08,924 --> 00:48:11,260 (chuckling) 790 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,769 Hey, so what do we do now? 791 00:48:20,770 --> 00:48:22,737 Oh, I already ordered all the men 792 00:48:22,738 --> 00:48:24,773 to scour the whole city and we'll 793 00:48:24,774 --> 00:48:27,710 lay ambushes and with coordination. 794 00:48:29,044 --> 00:48:30,779 This time I will lead personally. 795 00:48:30,780 --> 00:48:32,714 We'll start with this hotel right now. 796 00:48:32,715 --> 00:48:33,549 Search! 797 00:48:34,417 --> 00:48:35,617 Yes, Marshal! 798 00:48:35,618 --> 00:48:39,789 (idle chatter) (dramatic music) 799 00:48:41,691 --> 00:48:44,527 Come on, spread 'em, spread 'em. 800 00:48:51,901 --> 00:48:53,902 You talking about that... (mumbles) Marshal? 801 00:48:53,903 --> 00:48:55,670 That's right, we were lucky. 802 00:48:55,671 --> 00:48:56,938 We managed to get him drunk so he 803 00:48:56,939 --> 00:48:58,807 still hasn't found out about it yet. 804 00:48:58,808 --> 00:49:00,241 Then you better leave this place 805 00:49:00,242 --> 00:49:02,912 and run as far away as possible. 806 00:49:04,313 --> 00:49:07,081 I wanted to leave here, but Tai-Fa stopped me. 807 00:49:07,082 --> 00:49:08,417 Oh? 808 00:49:08,418 --> 00:49:09,918 Why did you stop him? 809 00:49:09,919 --> 00:49:14,023 Teacher, if he goes away, then we'll take the blame. 810 00:49:14,990 --> 00:49:16,625 I'm not leaving here now. 811 00:49:16,626 --> 00:49:18,593 We'll all die together. 812 00:49:18,594 --> 00:49:19,794 What do we do now? 813 00:49:19,795 --> 00:49:21,095 What can we do? 814 00:49:21,096 --> 00:49:24,767 We all run for our lives as far as possible. 815 00:49:27,937 --> 00:49:29,704 Now be careful, you must keep her covered 816 00:49:29,705 --> 00:49:31,305 and keep her out of sight, when we reach 817 00:49:31,306 --> 00:49:34,477 the lobby we'll run as fast as we can. 818 00:49:40,015 --> 00:49:41,049 [Soldier] Come on out of there. 819 00:49:41,050 --> 00:49:43,452 [Soldier Two] Come on, move! 820 00:49:43,453 --> 00:49:46,821 [Soldierer] Come on, come on, come on, quick! 821 00:49:46,822 --> 00:49:48,256 Move it! 822 00:49:48,257 --> 00:49:50,325 [Soldier Two] Let's go! 823 00:49:52,127 --> 00:49:52,962 Hsi-Wan? 824 00:49:54,263 --> 00:49:55,229 Arrest them! 825 00:49:55,230 --> 00:49:56,164 Right, sir! 826 00:49:56,165 --> 00:49:57,499 Over here, up against the wall! 827 00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,868 [Chin] All right. 828 00:49:59,869 --> 00:50:02,772 (footsteps pacing) 829 00:50:21,691 --> 00:50:23,257 So it was you thieves who robbed 830 00:50:23,258 --> 00:50:26,495 my beloved concubine's grave. 831 00:50:26,496 --> 00:50:29,230 Marshal, I won't deny that I did that, 832 00:50:29,231 --> 00:50:31,065 but it will the will of Heaven. 833 00:50:31,066 --> 00:50:32,300 Nonsense! 834 00:50:32,301 --> 00:50:33,167 Adjutant! 835 00:50:33,168 --> 00:50:34,068 Yes. 836 00:50:34,069 --> 00:50:35,169 Shoot him for me. 837 00:50:35,170 --> 00:50:36,471 [Adjutant] Yes. 838 00:50:36,472 --> 00:50:37,706 Marshal, had he known that it was 839 00:50:37,707 --> 00:50:38,973 your beloved concubine's grave, 840 00:50:38,974 --> 00:50:40,241 then you see my lord, he would never 841 00:50:40,242 --> 00:50:41,510 have the guts to rob it, and if he 842 00:50:41,511 --> 00:50:42,877 hadn't gone and dug up her grave, 843 00:50:42,878 --> 00:50:44,112 then your beloved concubine would 844 00:50:44,113 --> 00:50:45,480 still be in the grave now, and if she's 845 00:50:45,481 --> 00:50:46,781 still in the grave now, then no one 846 00:50:46,782 --> 00:50:48,049 would ever know that she could 847 00:50:48,050 --> 00:50:49,017 live again, isn't that right brother? 848 00:50:49,018 --> 00:50:50,752 That's right. 849 00:50:50,753 --> 00:50:51,587 Hmm. 850 00:50:54,356 --> 00:50:56,758 Marshal, I suppose this is God's will. 851 00:50:56,759 --> 00:50:59,528 Perhaps your deep love for her has moved the gods. 852 00:50:59,529 --> 00:51:00,962 Am I right? 853 00:51:00,963 --> 00:51:04,265 (Laughs) You're right, you're right! 854 00:51:04,266 --> 00:51:06,502 (laughing) 855 00:51:13,576 --> 00:51:16,177 You cunning priest, you really got the nerve to 856 00:51:16,178 --> 00:51:19,280 mess around with my most favorite concubine's body. 857 00:51:19,281 --> 00:51:20,815 It's luck I'm a priest and I know 858 00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:22,784 some voodoo magic, otherwise your 859 00:51:22,785 --> 00:51:24,786 concubine wouldn't have survived. 860 00:51:24,787 --> 00:51:26,955 Of course I helped out a lot too you know. 861 00:51:26,956 --> 00:51:28,189 I played an important role in all 862 00:51:28,190 --> 00:51:31,459 this, this one is useless though. 863 00:51:31,460 --> 00:51:32,293 Adjutant. 864 00:51:32,294 --> 00:51:33,127 [Adjutant] Sir. 865 00:51:33,128 --> 00:51:34,730 Go and shoot him. 866 00:51:36,532 --> 00:51:38,266 Marshal, he's a dead man now, 867 00:51:38,267 --> 00:51:40,869 there's no point in wasting a bullet on him. 868 00:51:40,870 --> 00:51:41,836 You're right. 869 00:51:41,837 --> 00:51:43,705 Adjutant, save the bullet. 870 00:51:43,706 --> 00:51:45,139 Yes sir. 871 00:51:45,140 --> 00:51:48,042 Hey, I gather my concubine is still living? 872 00:51:48,043 --> 00:51:49,510 You could say that. 873 00:51:49,511 --> 00:51:52,380 So you don't serve anymore purpose. 874 00:51:52,381 --> 00:51:53,214 Oh? 875 00:51:53,215 --> 00:51:54,448 Don't say that! 876 00:51:54,449 --> 00:51:56,017 She's now half human and half corpse, 877 00:51:56,018 --> 00:51:57,619 only with my teacher's power, and also 878 00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:59,487 my assistance sir, can she be brought 879 00:51:59,488 --> 00:52:01,856 back to normal, is that right teacher? 880 00:52:01,857 --> 00:52:02,692 Mmmm. 881 00:52:03,759 --> 00:52:05,094 Is that right? 882 00:52:06,095 --> 00:52:07,262 It seems so. 883 00:52:08,430 --> 00:52:10,498 Now listen, if you can bring her 884 00:52:10,499 --> 00:52:12,634 back to normal, not only will I spare 885 00:52:12,635 --> 00:52:16,404 your lives, I will reward you handsomely. 886 00:52:16,405 --> 00:52:17,872 [Wei] Thank you, sir! 887 00:52:17,873 --> 00:52:18,708 Hmm? 888 00:52:22,211 --> 00:52:24,212 What's that to do with you? 889 00:52:24,213 --> 00:52:27,982 You damn grave robber, we don't need you in this town! 890 00:52:27,983 --> 00:52:31,485 You're garbage who should be shot! 891 00:52:31,486 --> 00:52:32,320 Adjutant! 892 00:52:32,321 --> 00:52:33,121 [Adjutant] Yes? 893 00:52:33,122 --> 00:52:33,955 Take him out! 894 00:52:33,956 --> 00:52:34,789 [Adjutant] Yes. 895 00:52:34,790 --> 00:52:35,625 Hold it! 896 00:52:39,428 --> 00:52:42,196 Yes, I plead guilty to robbing the grave. 897 00:52:42,197 --> 00:52:44,633 Shooting would be too good a death for me. 898 00:52:44,634 --> 00:52:47,268 I deserve worse, I'll tumble myself to death! 899 00:52:47,269 --> 00:52:50,940 (dramatic orchestral music) 900 00:52:52,474 --> 00:52:54,710 (groaning) 901 00:53:00,315 --> 00:53:01,150 Hsi-Wan! 902 00:53:02,417 --> 00:53:03,885 I'll kill myself! 903 00:53:03,886 --> 00:53:06,120 [Marshal] Hsi-Wan, are you crazy? 904 00:53:06,121 --> 00:53:07,321 I'll kill myself! 905 00:53:07,322 --> 00:53:08,923 Hsi-Wan, stop it! 906 00:53:08,924 --> 00:53:12,593 I'll kill myself, I'll kill myself! 907 00:53:12,594 --> 00:53:13,395 Hsi-Wan! 908 00:53:17,499 --> 00:53:19,233 (coughing) 909 00:53:19,234 --> 00:53:20,669 Marshal, are you okay? 910 00:53:20,670 --> 00:53:21,836 Are you all right? 911 00:53:21,837 --> 00:53:22,738 Oh Marshal. 912 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,374 What's wrong with her? 913 00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:28,644 (coughing) 914 00:53:31,981 --> 00:53:33,848 Marshal, you don't know. 915 00:53:33,849 --> 00:53:35,917 He and your woman are now in one body. 916 00:53:35,918 --> 00:53:39,321 Killing him means killing your concubine. 917 00:53:41,056 --> 00:53:41,891 Huh? 918 00:53:44,193 --> 00:53:46,428 (coughing) 919 00:53:52,968 --> 00:53:55,203 I've seen a lot during my life, 920 00:53:55,204 --> 00:53:57,138 but this is really strange. 921 00:53:57,139 --> 00:53:59,540 Now young man, I'll spare you this time. 922 00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:00,976 Thank you, sir! 923 00:54:02,544 --> 00:54:03,779 Are you hurt? 924 00:54:05,547 --> 00:54:08,217 Just look at the mess you're in. 925 00:54:19,762 --> 00:54:21,429 You're covered in dirt. 926 00:54:21,430 --> 00:54:22,263 Adjutant! 927 00:54:22,264 --> 00:54:23,497 [Adjutant] Sir! 928 00:54:23,498 --> 00:54:24,298 Get a servant to help her change. 929 00:54:24,299 --> 00:54:25,567 [Adjutant] Sir! 930 00:54:26,836 --> 00:54:30,439 (upbeat synthesizer music) 931 00:54:40,615 --> 00:54:42,885 (chuckles) 932 00:54:54,730 --> 00:54:55,564 Huh? 933 00:54:56,766 --> 00:55:00,101 (chuckles) Can you dance young man? 934 00:55:00,102 --> 00:55:01,335 No sir. 935 00:55:01,336 --> 00:55:03,704 But it's easy, let me teach you. 936 00:55:03,705 --> 00:55:05,774 Damn nuisance. 937 00:55:05,775 --> 00:55:08,242 Lift your hand high. 938 00:55:08,243 --> 00:55:10,579 That's right, now turn left. 939 00:55:11,713 --> 00:55:14,716 (chuckles) Correct. 940 00:55:17,486 --> 00:55:19,989 Let's start, back three steps. 941 00:55:22,892 --> 00:55:25,660 That's good, forward three steps. 942 00:55:26,962 --> 00:55:28,129 Splendid! 943 00:55:28,130 --> 00:55:30,164 Okay, now this is for real. 944 00:55:30,165 --> 00:55:31,099 Go back. 945 00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:32,533 (jazzy ballroom dance music) 946 00:55:32,534 --> 00:55:33,769 And turn, turn. 947 00:55:34,736 --> 00:55:36,171 Good, back again. 948 00:55:38,373 --> 00:55:39,374 Right, turn. 949 00:55:40,810 --> 00:55:41,743 Turn again. 950 00:55:43,045 --> 00:55:43,879 Oh good. 951 00:55:46,115 --> 00:55:47,615 Hey, this is great, isn't it? 952 00:55:47,616 --> 00:55:48,783 It's fun, isn't it? 953 00:55:48,784 --> 00:55:50,219 Now turn, turn. 954 00:55:51,453 --> 00:55:52,387 Good, good. 955 00:55:54,323 --> 00:55:57,058 That's good, with the music, good. 956 00:55:57,059 --> 00:55:59,393 Good, oh you're learning. 957 00:55:59,394 --> 00:56:01,230 Turn, good, now again. 958 00:56:04,699 --> 00:56:06,768 Good, and now back again. 959 00:56:08,237 --> 00:56:10,906 Turn, one two three, turn, good. 960 00:56:13,275 --> 00:56:14,944 Very good, and turn. 961 00:56:16,111 --> 00:56:19,180 One two three, one two three, good! 962 00:56:19,181 --> 00:56:21,049 Good, you're learning. 963 00:56:21,050 --> 00:56:23,285 (laughing) 964 00:56:25,054 --> 00:56:26,254 Whoa! 965 00:56:26,255 --> 00:56:27,089 Ahhh! 966 00:56:29,491 --> 00:56:31,259 What the hell was that? 967 00:56:31,260 --> 00:56:32,094 Marshal! 968 00:56:33,062 --> 00:56:34,528 Marshal, are you all right? 969 00:56:34,529 --> 00:56:37,065 Teacher, she collapsed again. 970 00:56:37,066 --> 00:56:38,833 (beeping noises) 971 00:56:38,834 --> 00:56:39,668 Hsi-Wan! 972 00:56:41,236 --> 00:56:42,071 Hsi-Wan! 973 00:56:43,205 --> 00:56:45,274 Take her into the room. 974 00:56:55,417 --> 00:56:57,818 Marshal, your concubine has recovered, 975 00:56:57,819 --> 00:56:59,787 you shouldn't have overstrained her like that. 976 00:56:59,788 --> 00:57:01,389 Is she dead again? 977 00:57:01,390 --> 00:57:04,092 Oh no, she passed out due to exhaustion. 978 00:57:04,093 --> 00:57:06,895 I'll perform rites and she'll be all right. 979 00:57:06,896 --> 00:57:10,631 Master, then please proceed right away. 980 00:57:10,632 --> 00:57:11,466 Mmmm. 981 00:57:24,146 --> 00:57:26,080 Marshal, what's your birth sign? 982 00:57:26,081 --> 00:57:27,215 I'm a tiger. 983 00:57:27,216 --> 00:57:28,682 No wonder. 984 00:57:28,683 --> 00:57:30,885 You're so ferocious and your voice is strong, 985 00:57:30,886 --> 00:57:33,955 the poor girl is so weak she can't take a strong man. 986 00:57:33,956 --> 00:57:36,925 Now when I perform the rites, you must stay away. 987 00:57:36,926 --> 00:57:38,726 It can't be so serious. 988 00:57:38,727 --> 00:57:40,228 Hey, lower your voice. 989 00:57:40,229 --> 00:57:42,263 Please go out, come on, please, outside, 990 00:57:42,264 --> 00:57:45,534 please, quickly, come on, that's right. 991 00:57:48,270 --> 00:57:49,904 Why you fools standing here? 992 00:57:49,905 --> 00:57:51,272 Get out of here! 993 00:57:51,273 --> 00:57:52,107 Shhh. 994 00:57:53,008 --> 00:57:54,976 Lower your voice. 995 00:57:54,977 --> 00:57:57,578 Keep your voice down, go on, get out. 996 00:57:57,579 --> 00:57:58,646 Yes Marshal! 997 00:57:58,647 --> 00:57:59,513 Shhh. 998 00:57:59,514 --> 00:58:00,349 Shhh. 999 00:58:04,119 --> 00:58:06,688 Shhh, go on, get out of here. 1000 00:58:10,225 --> 00:58:12,160 What are the two of you standing here for? 1001 00:58:12,161 --> 00:58:13,894 - We're watching him, sir. - We're watching him, sir. 1002 00:58:13,895 --> 00:58:17,031 You damned idiots, he's a dead man, isn't he? 1003 00:58:17,032 --> 00:58:19,233 He's dead and he can't move. 1004 00:58:19,234 --> 00:58:20,268 Go get out! 1005 00:58:20,269 --> 00:58:21,302 Go on, out! 1006 00:58:21,303 --> 00:58:22,304 - Sir. - Sir. 1007 00:58:23,272 --> 00:58:25,941 (ominous music) 1008 00:58:43,592 --> 00:58:45,159 Teacher, how is it? 1009 00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:46,894 Yeah master, how is she? 1010 00:58:46,895 --> 00:58:48,529 Louder, I can't hear you. 1011 00:58:48,530 --> 00:58:53,334 - We don't wanna scare her. - We don't wanna scare her. 1012 00:58:53,335 --> 00:58:54,802 You're both so stupid, I said that 1013 00:58:54,803 --> 00:58:57,505 to fool him and you believe me too? 1014 00:58:57,506 --> 00:58:58,806 I'm not dumb, teacher. 1015 00:58:58,807 --> 00:59:00,241 I thought you could only fool spirits, 1016 00:59:00,242 --> 00:59:02,310 I didn't know you could fool men too. 1017 00:59:02,311 --> 00:59:04,712 Hey, you asked for this. 1018 00:59:04,713 --> 00:59:08,016 That's no way to talk to teacher. 1019 00:59:08,017 --> 00:59:09,483 You deserve it. 1020 00:59:09,484 --> 00:59:13,422 We're in trouble now and you don't seem to realize it. 1021 00:59:20,729 --> 00:59:22,730 (Sighs) It's strange, when I first 1022 00:59:22,731 --> 00:59:24,765 felt her pulse it was a bit slow, 1023 00:59:24,766 --> 00:59:27,101 but it was 30 counts a minute. 1024 00:59:27,102 --> 00:59:28,536 - And now? - Now? 1025 00:59:28,537 --> 00:59:29,670 Not even three. 1026 00:59:29,671 --> 00:59:30,804 What's that mean? 1027 00:59:30,805 --> 00:59:32,440 She'll die soon. 1028 00:59:32,441 --> 00:59:33,974 If she dies, we're dead too. 1029 00:59:33,975 --> 00:59:35,976 Hey teacher, you said you could revive her. 1030 00:59:35,977 --> 00:59:37,746 I was bullshitting. 1031 00:59:43,118 --> 00:59:46,855 (dramatic synthesizer music) 1032 00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:58,932 Can't you think of a way? 1033 00:59:58,933 --> 01:00:01,402 Yeah please, can't you do something? 1034 01:00:01,403 --> 01:00:03,904 Only way is to wake her up. 1035 01:00:03,905 --> 01:00:08,042 [Tai-Fa] What rubbish, even I know that. 1036 01:00:08,043 --> 01:00:09,677 [Wei] We're done for now. 1037 01:00:09,678 --> 01:00:13,848 [Chin] The Marshal has so many men, we'd never get away. 1038 01:00:26,061 --> 01:00:29,363 Hey, remember, she was resurrected by thunder. 1039 01:00:29,364 --> 01:00:31,232 Yes teacher, I know! 1040 01:00:31,233 --> 01:00:32,733 She's run out of electricity. 1041 01:00:32,734 --> 01:00:34,968 If we charge her up, then she'll survive. 1042 01:00:34,969 --> 01:00:36,604 Master, I thought you could 1043 01:00:36,605 --> 01:00:38,472 command the wind, rain, and thunder. 1044 01:00:38,473 --> 01:00:39,708 I'm no fairy. 1045 01:00:57,692 --> 01:00:58,892 Hey! 1046 01:00:58,893 --> 01:01:00,794 Teacher, look! 1047 01:01:00,795 --> 01:01:01,829 Look at that! 1048 01:01:01,830 --> 01:01:04,365 (upbeat jingle) 1049 01:01:04,366 --> 01:01:05,600 - Right. - Mmmm. 1050 01:01:13,508 --> 01:01:15,042 Hmmm. 1051 01:01:15,043 --> 01:01:15,877 Try it. 1052 01:01:17,246 --> 01:01:18,712 (electrical surge) Ahhh! 1053 01:01:18,713 --> 01:01:20,649 Switch it off, teacher! 1054 01:01:23,318 --> 01:01:25,686 Master, maybe she needs different electricity. 1055 01:01:25,687 --> 01:01:27,988 Oh this is all beyond my experience. 1056 01:01:27,989 --> 01:01:30,057 Well let's take the gamble, huh? 1057 01:01:30,058 --> 01:01:30,892 Okay. 1058 01:01:46,475 --> 01:01:47,476 All right. 1059 01:01:51,813 --> 01:01:54,716 (electrical surge) 1060 01:01:56,218 --> 01:01:57,151 [Soldier] What's going on? 1061 01:01:57,152 --> 01:01:58,085 [Soldier Two] What is this? 1062 01:01:58,086 --> 01:01:59,320 The main fuse has blown! 1063 01:01:59,321 --> 01:02:00,554 [Marshal] Well send someone to fix it! 1064 01:02:00,555 --> 01:02:01,722 Yes sir! 1065 01:02:01,723 --> 01:02:04,626 (soldiers yelling) 1066 01:02:09,498 --> 01:02:13,168 (dramatic orchestral music) 1067 01:02:25,747 --> 01:02:29,918 (Laughs) Lights go off now, the gods are helping me. 1068 01:02:34,756 --> 01:02:36,525 Baby, I'm here again. 1069 01:02:37,426 --> 01:02:39,594 Have some fresh moonlight. 1070 01:02:50,004 --> 01:02:52,740 Look, I've even brought with me my master's 1071 01:02:52,741 --> 01:02:56,544 magic mirror to reflect the silvery moon light. 1072 01:02:56,545 --> 01:02:59,046 Absorb, absorb, absorb, absorb, 1073 01:02:59,047 --> 01:03:02,217 absorb, more, more, it's good for you. 1074 01:03:06,721 --> 01:03:07,956 Absorb, absorb. 1075 01:03:10,058 --> 01:03:12,827 (dramatic sting) 1076 01:03:16,265 --> 01:03:17,098 Shhh. 1077 01:03:24,072 --> 01:03:27,075 (military drumming) 1078 01:03:30,211 --> 01:03:32,381 (moaning) 1079 01:03:39,854 --> 01:03:40,689 Ow! 1080 01:03:46,828 --> 01:03:49,531 (ominous music) 1081 01:04:12,220 --> 01:04:13,787 300 beats a minute. 1082 01:04:13,788 --> 01:04:14,755 - Huh? - Huh? 1083 01:04:14,756 --> 01:04:15,923 That's impossible. 1084 01:04:15,924 --> 01:04:17,591 I hope I'm mistaken. 1085 01:04:17,592 --> 01:04:19,260 Let's have a look. 1086 01:04:20,929 --> 01:04:22,096 - Whoa! - Whoa! 1087 01:04:32,974 --> 01:04:33,807 She's smiling. 1088 01:04:33,808 --> 01:04:35,042 Yeah. 1089 01:04:35,043 --> 01:04:37,411 Don't relax yet, maybe that's her last gasp. 1090 01:04:37,412 --> 01:04:39,212 - I don't think so. - I don't think so. 1091 01:04:39,213 --> 01:04:42,384 (powering down noise) 1092 01:04:47,522 --> 01:04:48,922 You hear me? 1093 01:04:48,923 --> 01:04:50,924 You really think that's her last breath? 1094 01:04:50,925 --> 01:04:52,493 You mustn't die. 1095 01:04:52,494 --> 01:04:53,794 This is a crucial time, if you 1096 01:04:53,795 --> 01:04:56,697 die now, we'll all be finished. 1097 01:04:56,698 --> 01:04:58,966 (knocking) 1098 01:04:58,967 --> 01:05:01,302 Master, can I come in now? 1099 01:05:02,404 --> 01:05:04,573 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah, sure. 1100 01:05:10,379 --> 01:05:12,780 Oh, she looks much better. 1101 01:05:12,781 --> 01:05:14,815 Marshal, don't disturb her, she's still 1102 01:05:14,816 --> 01:05:17,318 tired, come back later please. 1103 01:05:18,487 --> 01:05:21,088 Marshal, it's better that you leave her now. 1104 01:05:21,089 --> 01:05:22,322 When she wakes up in a minute, 1105 01:05:22,323 --> 01:05:24,425 I'll give her some of my special medicine, 1106 01:05:24,426 --> 01:05:27,828 then she'll be completely back to normal. 1107 01:05:27,829 --> 01:05:29,329 Okay, okay. 1108 01:05:29,330 --> 01:05:32,500 - I'll rely on you at least. - Sure. 1109 01:05:32,501 --> 01:05:34,134 (powering off noise) 1110 01:05:34,135 --> 01:05:36,269 - She's dead. - She's dead. 1111 01:05:36,270 --> 01:05:39,540 Ah, something else, do you have a brother called Wu Hing? 1112 01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,108 Huh? 1113 01:05:41,109 --> 01:05:42,844 He's right outside. 1114 01:05:43,712 --> 01:05:46,448 (dramatic sting) 1115 01:05:47,782 --> 01:05:48,617 Brother. 1116 01:05:49,851 --> 01:05:52,119 So he is your brother. 1117 01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:52,953 Untie him. 1118 01:05:52,954 --> 01:05:53,987 [Adjutant] Yes. 1119 01:05:53,988 --> 01:05:56,356 I'm so sorry, we beat him up. 1120 01:05:56,357 --> 01:06:00,294 This man deserves it, he always makes trouble. 1121 01:06:01,596 --> 01:06:03,531 Master, I questioned him. 1122 01:06:03,532 --> 01:06:07,868 He admitted that he meddled with your corpse. 1123 01:06:07,869 --> 01:06:09,470 (muttering) 1124 01:06:09,471 --> 01:06:10,604 Tai-Fa! 1125 01:06:10,605 --> 01:06:14,241 Just relax, we discovered him in time. 1126 01:06:14,242 --> 01:06:15,108 - The woman's dead. - The woman's dead. 1127 01:06:15,109 --> 01:06:15,944 Huh? 1128 01:06:18,413 --> 01:06:20,682 (growling) 1129 01:06:30,825 --> 01:06:31,826 Shoot him! 1130 01:06:33,728 --> 01:06:36,697 (gunfire) 1131 01:06:36,698 --> 01:06:38,933 (growling) 1132 01:06:40,101 --> 01:06:42,504 (whimpering) 1133 01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:52,714 Humph. 1134 01:06:57,085 --> 01:06:59,320 Stop breathing, everyone! 1135 01:07:13,602 --> 01:07:16,437 (raspy breathing) 1136 01:07:42,196 --> 01:07:45,867 (dramatic orchestral music) 1137 01:07:54,643 --> 01:07:57,345 (dramatic sting) 1138 01:08:00,114 --> 01:08:01,850 Bite him, bite him! 1139 01:08:03,051 --> 01:08:05,118 Hey, you don't need to hold your breath now. 1140 01:08:05,119 --> 01:08:07,889 That one won't come and bite you. 1141 01:08:16,464 --> 01:08:17,298 Huh? 1142 01:08:18,466 --> 01:08:22,470 (suspenseful synthesizer music) 1143 01:08:29,110 --> 01:08:30,811 Have you considered the consequences? 1144 01:08:30,812 --> 01:08:32,279 The consequences are you'll be 1145 01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:34,982 homeless and your name will be ruined completely. 1146 01:08:34,983 --> 01:08:36,850 Then I'll become very famous and be 1147 01:08:36,851 --> 01:08:39,420 known as the top ghost catcher. 1148 01:08:40,855 --> 01:08:43,091 (growling) 1149 01:08:59,473 --> 01:09:03,077 Tai-Fa, come on, come and give me a hand! 1150 01:09:20,061 --> 01:09:22,062 What have you done to this corpse you bastard? 1151 01:09:22,063 --> 01:09:26,233 Hey, many people are here today, even the Marshal is here. 1152 01:09:26,234 --> 01:09:28,802 If you'll admit in front of everyone, just say that 1153 01:09:28,803 --> 01:09:32,807 you're incompetent and I'll tell you what I did. 1154 01:09:34,943 --> 01:09:37,211 (growling) 1155 01:10:20,354 --> 01:10:22,523 (gunfire) 1156 01:10:32,667 --> 01:10:36,671 (suspenseful synthesizer music) 1157 01:11:08,569 --> 01:11:11,505 Get him off, get him away, go on. 1158 01:11:15,977 --> 01:11:16,811 Ahhh! 1159 01:11:18,112 --> 01:11:20,280 (dramatic sting) 1160 01:11:20,281 --> 01:11:22,516 (growling) 1161 01:11:37,431 --> 01:11:40,533 What a fool you are, don't play hero if you can't make it. 1162 01:11:40,534 --> 01:11:42,103 At least I tried. 1163 01:11:47,141 --> 01:11:48,708 Okay, I'm incompetent! 1164 01:11:48,709 --> 01:11:50,110 Now you hear that? 1165 01:11:50,111 --> 01:11:51,544 He's incompetent. 1166 01:11:51,545 --> 01:11:53,280 (Laughs) That's right, a man should 1167 01:11:53,281 --> 01:11:55,582 be adaptable to the situation, you wouldn't 1168 01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:57,184 wanna suffer like that would you now? 1169 01:11:57,185 --> 01:11:58,419 That's right. 1170 01:12:02,957 --> 01:12:07,527 Hey, I said I'm incompetent, now get him off me! 1171 01:12:07,528 --> 01:12:09,296 This is all due to your primping, 1172 01:12:09,297 --> 01:12:10,497 you deserve all this, you shouldn't 1173 01:12:10,498 --> 01:12:13,467 have put so much cream on your hair. 1174 01:12:16,470 --> 01:12:17,905 Stop talking nonsense! 1175 01:12:17,906 --> 01:12:19,572 I rubbed your hair cream under the vampire's 1176 01:12:19,573 --> 01:12:22,109 nose, that's why he's following you. 1177 01:12:22,110 --> 01:12:23,576 You just need to wipe the cream off 1178 01:12:23,577 --> 01:12:26,747 his nose, then you'll be off the hook. 1179 01:12:47,001 --> 01:12:49,270 You nearly got me killed! 1180 01:12:51,539 --> 01:12:53,006 Oh no, God help us. 1181 01:12:53,007 --> 01:12:54,574 What's wrong now? 1182 01:12:54,575 --> 01:12:56,509 Now the cream is off his nose, so he can smell us! 1183 01:12:56,510 --> 01:13:00,047 And then he'll chase us and try to bite us! 1184 01:13:00,048 --> 01:13:01,581 (dramatic sting) 1185 01:13:01,582 --> 01:13:03,852 (growling) 1186 01:13:06,855 --> 01:13:08,121 Stop him, shoot him! 1187 01:13:08,122 --> 01:13:10,291 (gunfire) 1188 01:13:14,162 --> 01:13:16,430 (growling) 1189 01:13:46,694 --> 01:13:47,528 Ahhh! 1190 01:13:54,368 --> 01:13:55,203 Come on. 1191 01:13:57,705 --> 01:13:58,539 Ahhh! 1192 01:14:20,861 --> 01:14:21,695 Ahhh! 1193 01:14:25,066 --> 01:14:28,169 (soldiers screaming) 1194 01:14:35,944 --> 01:14:38,712 (dramatic sting) 1195 01:14:44,085 --> 01:14:46,053 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 1196 01:14:46,054 --> 01:14:48,722 - Lie down, lie down! - Lie down! 1197 01:14:52,293 --> 01:14:54,528 (growling) 1198 01:14:55,930 --> 01:14:57,130 Hey come here. 1199 01:14:57,131 --> 01:14:57,966 Hey. 1200 01:14:59,633 --> 01:15:02,302 Why do you want us all to lie down? 1201 01:15:02,303 --> 01:15:04,471 The vampire can't smell anything below his nose. 1202 01:15:04,472 --> 01:15:06,940 If we crouch down, then he won't smell us. 1203 01:15:06,941 --> 01:15:07,774 Yeah? 1204 01:15:07,775 --> 01:15:09,242 Will that work? 1205 01:15:09,243 --> 01:15:10,143 Well I hope so. 1206 01:15:10,144 --> 01:15:10,979 Huh? 1207 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,354 Ahhh! 1208 01:15:35,703 --> 01:15:36,537 Ahhh! 1209 01:15:41,075 --> 01:15:43,110 (dramatic sting) 1210 01:15:43,111 --> 01:15:45,446 (screaming) 1211 01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:50,984 Marshal, you've got to do something. 1212 01:15:50,985 --> 01:15:52,485 If you don't fix this smelly thing, then 1213 01:15:52,486 --> 01:15:54,521 your reputation will be completely ruined. 1214 01:15:54,522 --> 01:15:55,356 Hmmm? 1215 01:15:56,324 --> 01:15:58,192 What would you do then? 1216 01:16:00,061 --> 01:16:02,329 Hey, you resurrected this corpse. 1217 01:16:02,330 --> 01:16:03,563 He did? 1218 01:16:03,564 --> 01:16:05,332 Marshal, killing him won't help anything, 1219 01:16:05,333 --> 01:16:08,235 so let him fix it to atone for his crime. 1220 01:16:08,236 --> 01:16:10,703 So what's our next move then? 1221 01:16:10,704 --> 01:16:12,672 Use men as bait to lure the vampire 1222 01:16:12,673 --> 01:16:14,274 down here, but we need someone who 1223 01:16:14,275 --> 01:16:17,111 is very fast and very intelligent. 1224 01:16:26,587 --> 01:16:28,656 Hey you two, come here. 1225 01:16:34,328 --> 01:16:35,862 (Laughs) Yes, that's right, 1226 01:16:35,863 --> 01:16:37,030 young men are much quicker and 1227 01:16:37,031 --> 01:16:40,134 their minds are sharp, you are smart. 1228 01:16:45,173 --> 01:16:47,474 Marshal, I'm very dumb. 1229 01:16:47,475 --> 01:16:51,544 A clever man is usually one who claims to be dumb. 1230 01:16:51,545 --> 01:16:53,280 Marshal, I'm very smart. 1231 01:16:53,281 --> 01:16:57,717 Only a very smart man would claim to be smart. 1232 01:16:57,718 --> 01:16:59,152 The both of you may look a bit 1233 01:16:59,153 --> 01:17:02,255 dumb, but you're not dumb at all. 1234 01:17:02,256 --> 01:17:03,656 Get up there. 1235 01:17:03,657 --> 01:17:04,492 Go on. 1236 01:17:08,362 --> 01:17:09,896 Marshal, please give the orders 1237 01:17:09,897 --> 01:17:11,198 for your soldiers to leave here 1238 01:17:11,199 --> 01:17:13,133 so my brother and I can perform the rites. 1239 01:17:13,134 --> 01:17:14,934 When that smelly comes down, with our 1240 01:17:14,935 --> 01:17:18,638 powers combined together, we can overcome him. 1241 01:17:18,639 --> 01:17:21,641 Do you think these two guys can do it? 1242 01:17:21,642 --> 01:17:22,842 If they were really good it 1243 01:17:22,843 --> 01:17:25,746 wouldn't be so messy, now would it? 1244 01:17:26,780 --> 01:17:28,415 Right! 1245 01:17:28,416 --> 01:17:30,049 We'll use the same operation that I 1246 01:17:30,050 --> 01:17:32,919 used to catch the notorious hill bandit. 1247 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:35,054 The multi-crossroad tactic. 1248 01:17:35,055 --> 01:17:36,923 We'll catch that vampire, we will hang 1249 01:17:36,924 --> 01:17:39,626 the vampire up for three days and nights. 1250 01:17:39,627 --> 01:17:42,362 This operation is military. 1251 01:17:42,363 --> 01:17:45,998 First squadron, prepare a large number of strong ropes. 1252 01:17:45,999 --> 01:17:47,500 [Soldiers] Sir! 1253 01:17:47,501 --> 01:17:51,272 (upbeat marching band music) 1254 01:18:18,332 --> 01:18:19,299 Adjutant! 1255 01:18:19,300 --> 01:18:20,134 Sir! 1256 01:18:22,370 --> 01:18:25,305 Go back and get my special gun for me. 1257 01:18:25,306 --> 01:18:26,140 Yes sir! 1258 01:18:29,177 --> 01:18:30,010 Humph! 1259 01:18:33,347 --> 01:18:37,017 (dramatic orchestral music) 1260 01:19:00,974 --> 01:19:01,909 Let's go. 1261 01:19:20,394 --> 01:19:22,062 Look, he's coming. 1262 01:19:27,301 --> 01:19:28,735 Why doesn't he come over? 1263 01:19:28,736 --> 01:19:30,670 I suppose he's gotta be too far 1264 01:19:30,671 --> 01:19:33,005 away from us, so he can't smell us. 1265 01:19:33,006 --> 01:19:35,074 You undress and lure him over here. 1266 01:19:35,075 --> 01:19:37,244 Hey that's a good idea. 1267 01:19:37,245 --> 01:19:38,478 What do you mean? 1268 01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:40,179 Why should I do everything you say? 1269 01:19:40,180 --> 01:19:41,514 You go on and do it! 1270 01:19:41,515 --> 01:19:43,149 You have better skin and a better figure, 1271 01:19:43,150 --> 01:19:44,717 and you move faster than me, you have a 1272 01:19:44,718 --> 01:19:48,255 stronger smell too, you got BO, you do it! 1273 01:19:48,256 --> 01:19:49,923 All right, I will. 1274 01:20:01,602 --> 01:20:03,604 You haven't undressed. 1275 01:20:05,639 --> 01:20:06,474 Go on. 1276 01:20:10,811 --> 01:20:11,645 Go to him. 1277 01:20:14,848 --> 01:20:15,683 Go on, go. 1278 01:20:22,623 --> 01:20:24,090 Come over here. 1279 01:20:24,091 --> 01:20:25,692 Come over to me. 1280 01:20:25,693 --> 01:20:27,927 Come over to me now! 1281 01:20:27,928 --> 01:20:29,529 Taste me! 1282 01:20:29,530 --> 01:20:31,131 Can't you smell me? 1283 01:20:34,502 --> 01:20:37,670 Get closer, he can't smell you yet! 1284 01:20:37,671 --> 01:20:38,606 Get closer! 1285 01:20:40,441 --> 01:20:41,574 (growling) 1286 01:20:41,575 --> 01:20:43,911 (screaming) 1287 01:20:46,514 --> 01:20:47,348 Run! 1288 01:20:54,788 --> 01:20:58,726 (suspenseful synthesizer music) 1289 01:21:01,094 --> 01:21:01,895 Ahhh! 1290 01:21:08,602 --> 01:21:10,269 He's coming down, undress! 1291 01:21:10,270 --> 01:21:11,705 [Soldiers] Sir! 1292 01:21:45,272 --> 01:21:46,606 What are you doing there? 1293 01:21:46,607 --> 01:21:48,609 Get him down here quick! 1294 01:21:55,516 --> 01:21:57,750 He'll be here soon. 1295 01:21:57,751 --> 01:21:59,352 Stand by. 1296 01:21:59,353 --> 01:22:00,588 Boys, stand by. 1297 01:22:03,724 --> 01:22:05,993 (growling) 1298 01:22:10,998 --> 01:22:13,401 (whimpering) 1299 01:22:14,402 --> 01:22:16,570 (gunshot) 1300 01:22:22,443 --> 01:22:24,678 (growling) 1301 01:22:42,463 --> 01:22:46,299 (uplifting synthesizer music) 1302 01:22:54,708 --> 01:22:55,709 Hang him up! 1303 01:23:13,727 --> 01:23:15,563 [Soldier] Watch out! 1304 01:23:17,498 --> 01:23:19,667 [Marshal] Help, help me! 1305 01:23:21,234 --> 01:23:22,702 Get him off me! 1306 01:23:22,703 --> 01:23:23,771 Pull him off! 1307 01:23:25,939 --> 01:23:28,942 Pull him off, pull him off, help me! 1308 01:23:30,310 --> 01:23:33,012 (growling) 1309 01:23:33,013 --> 01:23:34,280 Let him down! 1310 01:23:34,281 --> 01:23:35,382 Let him down! 1311 01:23:36,484 --> 01:23:37,317 Help! 1312 01:23:39,553 --> 01:23:41,754 Get him off me, get him off! 1313 01:23:41,755 --> 01:23:42,756 Get him off! 1314 01:23:58,038 --> 01:23:58,872 Ahhh! 1315 01:24:03,043 --> 01:24:05,813 Hang him up top, hang him up top! 1316 01:24:21,461 --> 01:24:22,863 Pull, pull, pull! 1317 01:24:28,135 --> 01:24:30,370 (growling) 1318 01:24:36,710 --> 01:24:39,613 (clock bell rings) 1319 01:24:42,983 --> 01:24:44,617 Six o'clock, it's dawn. 1320 01:24:44,618 --> 01:24:47,219 Hey, let's break the window, let the sunlight kill him! 1321 01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:48,420 Break the window! 1322 01:24:48,421 --> 01:24:51,191 (glass shatters) 1323 01:24:53,594 --> 01:24:54,594 It's still dark. 1324 01:24:54,595 --> 01:24:55,562 The clock's too fast. 1325 01:24:55,563 --> 01:24:56,395 Huh? 1326 01:24:56,396 --> 01:24:57,497 Goddamn clock! 1327 01:24:59,199 --> 01:25:00,968 Goddamn stupid clock! 1328 01:25:09,109 --> 01:25:13,280 (electrical surge) (pained growling) 1329 01:25:37,504 --> 01:25:38,738 Calm down! 1330 01:25:38,739 --> 01:25:40,673 Calm down, calm down, don't run! 1331 01:25:40,674 --> 01:25:42,943 (growling) 1332 01:25:47,581 --> 01:25:50,584 (military drumming) 1333 01:25:54,287 --> 01:25:55,454 Holy smokes! 1334 01:25:55,455 --> 01:25:58,792 Report sir, we brought your special gun. 1335 01:26:02,062 --> 01:26:02,963 Now fire! 1336 01:26:03,897 --> 01:26:06,634 (loud explosion) 1337 01:26:20,714 --> 01:26:21,548 Humph. 1338 01:26:25,218 --> 01:26:27,721 - Thank heaven. - Thank heaven. 1339 01:26:30,290 --> 01:26:33,059 Now we finally fixed the vampire, you can 1340 01:26:33,060 --> 01:26:35,227 devote your time to treating my concubine. 1341 01:26:35,228 --> 01:26:36,696 - Of course. - Of course. 1342 01:26:36,697 --> 01:26:39,598 Good, let's see her now. 1343 01:26:39,599 --> 01:26:40,432 Run! 1344 01:26:40,433 --> 01:26:41,267 Run! 1345 01:26:41,268 --> 01:26:44,772 (gentle saxophone music) 81765