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Hi, Honey.

No, I'm not actually at the airport.

Funny story,

Don't yell at me, just...

No, I just, I missed my flight.

It was an accident really.

No, of course I want to see your parents now.

I mean, your mom is so lovely.

No, I of course I remembered her birthday present.

Of course it, no, it's, it's lovely and expensive and she'll just love it, I swear.

Listen, just tell your folks something.

I'll see you guys tomorrow,but make up something so I don't seem so forgetful, okay ?

Please,

I'm catching a red eye. I'll be there first thing in the morning.

I really am sorry, okay?

Mom. Hey sweetie,

Step mommy has had the day from hell.

What are you doing home?

Well, so I missed my flight.

What? Hey, that's mine.

How do you know it's yours?

A man in a black van just dropped it off on the porch.

Yeah. Doesn't seem to have an address on it.

Doesn't even have a return address on it.

What's it? Right, it's called discrete delivery, you know, for privacy either way,

what are you doing home right now?

Privacy. What are you having Delivery ?

That's private sex toy.

Did my little boy just order a sex toy ?

Very funny.

No, it is not a sex toy. And either way,

I thought you were going to New York this weekend.

What the fuck happened to that right well.

Just I spaced on the flight just a little bit,

..but I'm going to catch a red eye.

It's it's all going to be fine.

But first though, I have a thing I need to do that

I was hoping you could help me with shit.

What?

Well, first, if you could go in the kitchen and

get Mommy a big glass of Pinot and

then drive me to the mall.

We need to find some kind of overpriced gaudy bobble for your darling grandmother.

No, no, no, no. Look, I already have plans today.

I have some friends that are coming over.

So maybe you could just wait,

Really. Back on and go to the mall by yourself.

We have friends coming over.

I mean, you did such a nice job straightening up the house.

Who's coming over?

Which of your friends, you guys gonna watch the football game?

Well, I mean, who are you having over on Nathan?

Is it Ricky about

Cody? No, no, no.

It must be Dante. I love Dante.

He is so adorable. You know, I can

I just come in there and watch the game with you guys a little bit.

I won't be a hassle, I swear.

In fact, I think your dad has some beer in the downstairs fridge if you.

No, no, no, no, no.

Look, don't you have to give them all?

Isn't that going to be mad if you don't get a gift for grandma?

You got to do this. Well, I mean, I can get a gift for grandma anywhere I can find

like some overpriced perfume or something at the at the airport

It'll be fine. I mean,

it's anything that I get her anyway.

She's going to compare to Laura and how thoughtful Laura was when she bought her gifts,

how perfect she was in every way.

And what a wonderful wife she was to my son

...and how well she raised.

yeah, yeah. Look, Mom, listen.

What is this, though? What? It's a

it's a gift for Sharon.

Oh, Sharon. Yeah.

I plan on hanging out with her today.

I love Sharon.

Oh, that is so sweet of you. Pokey Bear.

Are are she and her boyfriend coming over to watch the game ?

Oh, no, no.

The funny thing is that they broke up a few months ago.

I was planning on hanging out with Sharon...

just, you know, kiss him Alone time,

you know, alone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You have no one here. Oh, well,

I mean, if Sharon's coming over,

I've got a great idea. What?

That girl has amazing taste.

Have you seen her handbag? Yeah.

It looks expensive. It does. Doesn't.

I'm pretty sure it's actually designer.

I can think of nobody better to come shopping with us.

No.

I mean, I'm so sorry. I I Are you mad at me ?

No, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't.

I didn't mean to yell, raise my voice.

I was unacceptable. I'm sorry.

You know, I love hanging out with you.

You're the best. I'm shopping with you and everything...

...but I was kind of hopingthat maybe I could just work up a little courage to tell Sharon that

I want something a little bit more than.

Friendship, you know? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. No, I I see. Right.

No, I understand. Yeah.

I knew there would come a day where you'd get all infatuated with some girl.

Didn't have time for your dear old step mommy anymore?

Oh come on now, you're just fishing for compliments.

You're not old.

Well, regardless,

you don't need me here, do you?

I'll just tidy up just a minute and

I'll take myself to the mall.

It's perfect alone. Sounds great to me.

And you know what? While you're at the mall,

why don't you just take your time and...

you don't buy something for yourself and

enjoy and relax and then go from the mall straight to the airport.

You need to double back at home.

And plus, the mall is already really close to the airport

So it's kind of, you know, all around and convenient for everyone.

You know, I'll be here and you'll be.

You know, not here. I understand.

Good. All right. And, you know,

maybe you can hurry up a little bit too, because

she's going to be here in 10 minutes,

so if you could just make it quick. Sure.

Hurry up. Come on. Chop, chop.

Move it loose.

What the fuck? No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

Well, I'll be leaving now.

I hope you have a great time on your whatever tonight.

What's that smell?

That's a that's

that's Cologne. Look at that.

You fucking spilt it all over myself.

I'm such an idiot.

What are you doing?

What ? No, no, no. You don't spend that too.

Cologne.

I thought she said it was perfume for Sharon.

you know, it was a gift for Sharon,

but it was actually Cologne.

Do you like it? Like it?

Love it, it's intoxicating.

What are you doing?

Calm down.

Me too. No, no, you don't know.

You don't think it's a little overpowering?

Maybe. You know what?

Maybe I should change my clothes. Great idea.

That is a fabulous idea.

I'll help you pick something out.

Besides.

You've got Mommy all well.

Oh, that's a real shame.

We should get you out of these wet clothes.

You don't have to do anything like that,

but I want to.

So you know what, I'm a college grad and all

so I totally think I can manage to change my own clothes.

Well, I'm sure you are very capable, young man.

Such a smart. Strong young man,

and I'm sure you can manage.

I've seen you manage just fine before.

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh well, you know, a few years ago.

When I came over.

Managing yourself?

I think you didn't see anything. Oh well.

I said I didn't see much, but

what I saw is so very appealing.

OK, OK,

alright. You know what, I got to get

going, and I think you got to get going.

Remember, you got to go shopping for

grandma and all that. OK, see you later.

Farewell perfume. Use sparingly and with caution.

Causes extreme attraction.

You didn't lock the door on Mommy, did you ?

You need anything? Oh,

I need to thank you. Happy baby,

put mommy in. I don't want to make you feel good.

I'll tell you.

Give me a second, will you?

Pheromone perfume, 12 full hours of love and sex.

12 fucking hours.

Are you shitting me? Is everything okay?

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.

You know what? How about this?

How about you go on ahead of me?

I don't want to hold you up in any way.

OK baby,

actually you can hold mommy up any way you want.

Well, I made a.

I'm happy to see.

Thing is, you think you want me but you don't want me.

You just think you want to have sex with me because of this pheromone Cologne that I have and I put on and everything is somebody seems.

What are you doing?

You're cute. I mean, the Cologne is a nice bonus,

but I've always wanted you some.

What?

Yeah. Sometimes when we're out and holding hands,

I pretend like I'm married to you.

I'm not your father.

You do.

Sometimes in bed.

I fantasise about you.

Come on, sweetie,

don't you fantasise too? , Yeah of course I do,

but it's just a fantasy, you know?

I can never cheat on my dad, especially after my biological mom cheated on him.

Wow, we don't have to tell him.

We've kept secrets from him before.

Yeah, but the dents and the Fender is a little different than making love with this wife, alright.

Let's not Make Love that.

Wow,

we're about to.

Make all your dreams come true.

Just sit back.

And let mommy worship that sweet yeah cock.

Oh my God,

I'm going to find cocky.

So good. It just really smells so good.

Oh.

Oh oh

that is so good.

Mommy knows how to take good care about.

Oh my God.

No, Oh my God.

So that's. Yes.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh, oh baby.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah.

The greedy little boy. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh.

You really are, big boy.

Just so fucking good.

Fine young man.

Look at that.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, well, you know how I feel about shoes on the back.

Oh.

Your cock is even nicer than your dad.

Jesus.

Just smells so good I can't get over it.

That's a good little slot.

So

fucking.

Oh my God, lips wrapped around the cock, so good.

Oh

yeah,

Mommy drool.

Oh my God, I feel so fucking good.

Me too.

Sharon, hello.

I should. I should.

You're not going to leave mommy alone now are you?

I should be going to share because.

I don't know me so.

Oh my God.

Boy.

Oh my God.

I need mommy so bad.

Oh sweet Oh.

So good. Oh my gosh.

You do this. Oh my God.

I want me to come all over.

Ohh

my momma's come to soak. Oh my

God. Ohh.

Ohh. Oh shit, let me play.

She's so good. But you're always mom.

Ohh you dirty little boy.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh fucking yeah.

Daddy doesn't do that. Oh God,

Handsome. Beautiful.

Amazing boy.

Oh oh.

Ohh.

Oh my sweet, you know what mommy needs

now?

I need your car.

Beautiful, handsome giant

fucking chick if you.

Yeah.

So, so good. Yes, please.

Oh yes.

Yeah. Oh yes, OK,

I'm so ready for.

So slight.

Yes, Oh yes. Oh yeah.

Oh.

Pussy and all the way.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Ohh.

Oh gosh.

Ohh yeah, so

fucking ohh.

Ohh

yeah. Yes ohh that's it.

Stretch momma's pussy.

Big cock of yours.

yeah, Momma's pussy.

Yes. Ohh yes.

So fucking. Ohh yes.

Ohh you feel me? I'm so.

Fuck you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Loves it.

So fucking.

Oh.

Oh my God. Oh, sweetie. Oh

my God. Well, you could be very good. Oh,

you're gonna be coming on the ass.

Oh oh.

You want me to proceed just clenched on my cock?

Yes, yes,

yes, yes, Fuck yes.

Oh, so deep. Oh my God. Yeah,

yeah.

I love it, yes. Oh fuck.

Fuck you

see you so pussy baby. Oh

mommy, mom.

So fucking good you take this Oscarpiece.

Oh.

There you go, baby.

Yes.

Pretty.

Serious.

Yes, Oh yes.

Oh my God, yes.

So good. Yes, baby.

Oh, yes. Oh, fuck, it's such a big

cock. Yeah, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my God.

So funny here.

Yeah. Oh my

God, Yeah. Oh, yes. Oh, good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah.

Ohh good boy that pussy is so good but

can't keep fucking you.

Yes baby, I want you to fuck that pussy

some more.

Oh, that kind of so delicious.

Mom, you're so fucking. Oh fuck,

that's not.

Fuck your mommy.

Fucking.

Oh, sweetie.

Yes. Oh God, yes.

Oh.

Oh, Jesus. Ohh

ohh.

Yeah.

Ohh.

Ohh ohh God.

Ohh.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, good baby, I just want to make you feel so good.

Oh yes.

Oh fucking hell yes. Oh

yes, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh,

give you so much flash.

Oh yes. Make mommy come, Yes.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh

yes.

So.

Oh my God, how you like it, girls?

Oh, fuck me.

Yeah. Ohh

yes ohh fuck.

Ohhh yeah

. Oh oh God,

yes. So fucking good. Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

Oh

yes. Oh fuck

it, stop it.

No.

Oh my God.

Ohh please do that all night.

Ohh fuck yes baby, that's my God boy yes

ohhyes

I'll feel that pussy up.

Beautiful young.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, I feel everything.

Beautiful. Oh my God.

Oh yes. Oh, Oh my God. Oh

my God, Oh my

God.

With that beautiful young cock, yes, all grown.

I need it.

Oh

my God.

Holy shit. Oh my

God. Oh yes it is. It's

fucking perfect, yes.

Oh, that pussy is yours. Oh my

God. Oh my God. Yes,

yes. Oh yes.

Oh, fuck you. Smells so good.

Yeah, yeah.

ohh Mama

feels so fucking

To give you what you want.

Oh yeah.

Oh God.

Feel that?

Oh my God.

I'm going to come for you.

Oh my God, Oh my God,

Oh my God, Mommy 'cause she feels so fucking good.

What do you want to come out?

Yes, come forward so hot and wet, you know?

fuck, I'm going to come.

Oh my

God, I can't believe it. It came inside

no more so. Proud of you,

yeah.

Oh yeah.

Not only did we just do it.

Your flight? What flight?

You almost like nailed me too.

I'm so sorry.

This is locked. What?

Apparently.

Where'd you show that?

You sure as I'm pulling my pants down?