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"THE MATTER OF THE KING OF THE TRUHANS"

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THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. - S01E13.

Act I "... of Cabbages and Kings ..."

Wow, hello Mr. Bardington ...

Do you have a minute

I told him not to come here.

But why?

All you have to do is set a time and date.

Not much for $ 10,000, is it?

Does he say the money is in a bank in Rome? How do i know that

Word of honor.

You still haven't told me what you want uranium for.

Why do you have to ask so many questions, Mr. Bardington?

I am a patriotic American.

I do not want to do anything that endangers the security of my country.

Do you recognize the short one?

Yes. Angel Galley. A talented swindler.

What does a top official like Bardington do with a scammer?

What do you want a uranium scammer for?

Well, Sr. Bardington ...

Remember what I said about accidents to dear wives and precious children ...

You have one last chance to set a time and date.

Well, I think we can't do business.

Sorry.

That's it.

I will inform as soon as possible.

Dead?

Yes.

He is waiting for you.

- Who? - To who.

Who are you waiting for?

Mr. Kuryakin, in Mr. Waverly's office.

Mr. Waverly had to leave for Nairobi.

He said you have to keep yourself busy.

A power plant official is stabbed before our eyes ...

by a notorious criminal who is kidnapped from under our noses.

The official dies before we can ask him a question.

- We can't seem more foolish. - Wait a minute.

Mr. Waverly said that this task ...

It was to record the conversation between Bardington and Angel Galley.

We were not aware of a possibility of murder.

And Mr. Waverly is not interested in excuses.

When I return, he will want results.

What worries me the most ...

is that this issue could be a nuclear sabotage plot.

We know that Angel Galley is a sadistic psychopath ...

- But do you really think he is a spy? - If not, why kidnap him?

Obviously it's a counterattack.

A counterattack.

In a plot that, according to our organization worldwide ...

it doesn't even exist.

I think we better get a little more information on this ...

and we better do it pretty quickly.

- Wanda. - Yes, Mr. Solo?

Get us Mr. Kuryakin and my two flights to Rome immediately.

- Yes sir. - Thank you.

Well, Angel Galley said the money was in a bank in Rome, right?

- AND? - Then arrivederci.

Good day sir.

Good day. This suit doesn't fit me.

Thank you.

Not so well, my face.

If there is a plot to foment a nuclear disaster ...

or, in fact, a counterattack ...

Mr. Solo ...

Welcome to Rome again.

How are you, Mr. Venerdi?

Y Miss Luxury.

Mr. Venerdi tells me that they have not yet been able to ...

discover any nuclear plot or counterattack.

I see. So we start from scratch.

How many banks are there in Rome?

As of today, 403.

We will see the situation of the bank.

I suggest you start by checking a place where it says ...

that eventually all the wicked gather ...

and the rich of the world.

House Cheating.

Yes.

When did it reopen?

Just last month.

May I suggest that you start your research there?

What will be our covert identity?

Mr. Solo will have the identity ...

de Buddington Smith de Meadowlark Falls...

Idaho, United States ...

that disappeared at sea last August ...

while trying to smuggle weapons and ammunition to southern Rhodesia.

Mr. Kuryakin will be Eugen Strickland, physicist ...

de bad Gastein, Austria.

A researcher in particle physics ...

whose brilliant career was cut short ...

from a radiation accident ...

that, due to the top secret of the work, it was never made public.

This way, gentlemen.

With a force of 8 million electron volts ...

the meson reaches a speed of 10 million electron volts ...

and they have a half-life of ...

Long-range sight and replaceable drum.

Last black market price, Nairobi: £ 2 6 and 9 pence ...

with long rounds of 1 pound 3 and 2 the wholesaler-

No, not now, Irving. Not now.

What is a girl like you doing in a place like this?

Does your uncle know you're out?

- What's the big idea? - American?

- Hundred percent. - I think he drank too much.

- We have food and coffee. - Well, I'm not hungry.

- Then you can return to your hotel. - I was just trying to have a little fun.

Excuse me please...

I'm Dr. Strickland and I'm looking for ...

Buddington Smith.

Doctor. Well that's me. Listen, these are my guests.

I will not create problems. Word of honor.

It will be interesting to see if your word has value, signor.

Mr. Smith, let me introduce my wife.

Delighted, Mrs. Strickland.

He's a lucky man, Doc.

Thank you very much, Mr. Smith.

I see your receptionist pick up something extra working nights.

Above all, a little extra information.

Well, I see a lot of rich people.

What are the bad guys?

Mrs. Avide.

She has made a fortune buying and selling foreign currencies.

His specialty is depressing the money value of a small nation ...

to buy huge quantities of it ...

then it forces its value up before selling.

And your partner?

Bodyguard.

The diamond is the star of Karachi, it is worth 100,000.

- Liras? - Pounds.

And there is Konrad Vask.

In one year, he managed to save seven ships ...

all of which had bearing problems.

He has often been accused of piracy but has never been tried.

And could it be mixed in the uranium deal?

Almost anyone in this room could be.

There is another possibility:

Fasik the Past.

Deposed supreme monarch of some 12 million oppressed.

Are you a doorman in a velvet house now?

No doorman, owner.

Well i tell you It has fingers that tighten like a vise.

The only person in this room I don't know ...

it's that american girl.

Well, that is bad.

However, that gentleman who looks prosperous ...

it is something else instead.

B.B. Stoneham.

He's made a fortune buying companies ...

selling their assets, and moving on to the next.

He never breaks the law ...

it only diligently destroys entrepreneurs and businesses.

Like a shark reducing a drowned man to fragments.

Time to launch a bait.

Doc, I tell you.

A man has to make his way in this world by himself.

It is too late for me, I am afraid.

My husband is an excellent physique ...

but quite poor in University politics.

I am not talking about promotions.

There are other opportunities if you can get your hands on some uranium.

I don't even know what uranium is like.

Cash deal. In fact, I have a nice bank account here in Rome.

Mr. Smith, are you making me some kind of offer?

No, I'm just saying think about it.

Think about it tonight and call me tomorrow. Victoria Hotel.

The knight who just entered.

He was with Ã

He was watching me in the parking lot.

His name is Bobo Barrett.

There is nothing subtle about it.

He is the boss of an international crime syndicate .

I'm leaving here before he sees me.

I don't know what kind of notice he could give about me.

Doc, can I have this dance with your wife?

- Sorry. - Don't think twice.

- He's American, right? - Yes. Only by birth.

Let me pass ...

Shut up. Standing.

Act II "... All The King's Knights ..."

Hands to the head.

¿Buddington Smith?

Present and accounted for.

We can do this very quickly.

Where is Ã

I never heard from him. There is a restaurant guide in my suitcase.

No, no, Mr. Smith. Mom can shoot him ...

Now which bank do you work with?

- Bank? - About uranium. That bank?

Well, don't you know?

If I knew, would I have bothered to climb the fire escape?

Mr. Smith, the first shot will go to the floor. The second in the lead.

Well then. Better shoot, let's get this over with.

You see, the insurance is on.

It limits the range of the weapon considerably.

Come on, be fair. I allowed him to check my wallet.

He did not mention his name.

Well, let's see.

Well, it's certainly not Jackson W. Heggenheimer of Red Bank, New Jersey ...

because he has passed away ...

leaving everything to his widow, Shirley and their four children.

Maybe you are Shirley Heggenheimer.

No, I am not Shirley Heggenheimer.

You're not. Ok, let's see.

So maybe you're Ernestine Pepper from Red Bank, New Jersey ...

and member of the union of legal secretaries.

Here's an unsigned affidavit ...

certifying that Ã

I see.

And a notary public stamp.

Well, I can say that you are the most beautiful notary I have ever met.

Can you please tell me where to find Angel Galley?

- It's very important. - Why?

If not, poor Shirley will not be able to collect her husband's goods.

Why?

Because the will is being challenged by another relative.

The other witness died. That is why I must find Mr. Galley.

How did that happen, Angel Galley witnessed this will?

He was in the office ...

the night Jack Heggenheimer came to sign it ...

waiting to take me away

What is your relationship with Mr. Galley?

Absolutely none.

I see. You just want your signature on the affidavit.

Yes.

Well, however that does not explain what he does in Rome.

Mr. Smith, please créame,

Shirley Heggenheimer is practically destitute.

She gave me every penny she had for me to take this trip to Rome.

If she doesn't get that inheritance, her children will starve ...

and it's just going to die.

Well, she is very sweet and understanding, Miss Pepper.

It really is.

I'll tell you, if you leave me your number ...

If I meet Angel Galley, I'm sure to make a call to him.

By the way, how come a cute girl like you ...

Do you get to have a dinner date with Angel Galley?

That is not your concern.

Between.

Well what do you think of her?

I think she is an agent.

I put a device in her bag but we better see where it goes.

You had another visitor who fell by here.

He ended up falling.

I have to go down and see it.

She was rather awkward.

I dont know. The story was cleverly crafted to win my sympathy.

But too complicated.

Spies are not what they used to be. There is no pride in the trade.

There are no rules.

Maybe it's not an agent.

My intuition says it is.

I wonder what your intuition would say. if she wasn't so pretty.

Hi, I'm Miss Pepper.

Yes, Miss. How are you tonight

That depends on what my messages say.

There is only one, miss.

Nuovo Latin Banking has called regarding ...

- Mr. Galley of which you spoke. - yeah

They regret not knowing anything about that man.

Nothing?

Thanks, I'm going to sleep now.

But if Mr. Buddington Smith calls, tell the concierge to wake me up.

Good night.

Hey, look.

Policeman.

Police.

The police, the police.

Out.

Over there.

And in exchange for those rights and titles, I swear ...

be your vassal, my king ...

according to the law of the land.

I, Fasik the Past ...

you nonbro a ti principe ...

with the title of the land known as the lion valley ...

with the rank of brigadier general.

Hail, Prince Hip.

Hail, Prince Hip.

Your majesty, a new recruit.

Kneel down in the presence of the king.

Listen, Charlie, I'm a US citizen.

El dice ser Buddington Smith de Meadowlark Falls, Idaho, U.S.A.

Can anyone confirm that?

Your majesty, my information is that Buddington Smith ...

he drowned on the east coast of Rhodesia on August 14 of last year.

Yes, good. The report was a bit of a stretch, man.

Can you please explain, Mr Smith ...

because he was present when Kenneth Bardington was killed.

Listen, I'm an American citizen and I don't have to ...

He will address the king as "his majesty"

And you will remain on your knees until you are invited to stand up.

His majesty asked him a question.

What is your response?

About Bardington?

Why? It was there?

Prince Barrett was there in the service of his king.

¿Y Ud?

I was trying to do a little business with Bardington.

Your Majesty.

I guess someone came before me.

What kind of business, Mr. Smith?

From my line. Weapons, explosives, ammunition.

Uranium?

Uranium?

You're the one who made that offer, right?

Your Majesty.

I did it.

And we will discuss it in due course.

By decree of His Royal Highness Fasik al Past ...

usted, Buddington Smith...

he is invested in his majesty's royal brigade with the rank of soldier.

Salaries and benefits withheld until security checks.

Act III "... Behold the King ..."

My name is Smith.

Bud Smith.

I suppose you wouldn't lend me a knife?

Yes, well, thanks anyway.

Why are you here?

For the same as you.

- Well, I did nothing. I was kidnapped. - Who does not?

You mean Fasik is out there kidnapping people ...

and throwing them in the city jail?

It is no longer the city jail. it is the old prison.

Garibaldi slept here.

So you tell me that Fasik just moves and takes over a jail, right?

She purchased.

Yes.

So we have to buy our way out, right?

There is no way out.

Are we just locked up?

Until they are clean.

He would have been assigned to the barracks yesterday ...

but a girl I used to know showed up in Rome looking for me.

Fasik wants to know what she is looking for.

What does Fasik do exactly?

Look, in two minutes we have practices of terror tactics ...

and a multiple choice on court etiquette.

So shut up.

This is a joke? Any test to see if they get something for free?

I told him to shut up.

Well done.

The next two.

I could use exercise.

I mean you, Mr. Smith.

Okay, listen up. I will tell you, Your Majesty, this is not what I do.

I'm more of the office type. Do you know what I mean?

Take him inside.

Go on.

And remember:

This platoon will put this exercise into practice before the end of the month.

Not very good at wrestling, Mr. Smith ...

but losing that encounter ...

It has increased my confidence in who he claims to be.

Okay.

Now, let's talk about uranium.

Well, actually, I'm not interested in getting uranium.

The offer is only a means devised by Barret to reach certain people ...

determined enough to subdue humanity ...

to the risks of a nuclear holocaust ...

if there is a profit opportunity there.

And is there?

You claim to be a weapons expert.

Identify this.

Es el rifle Brussels Vengeance.

Manufactured.

Well, look who's here.

Miss notary public.

Sr. Smith.

Do you admit to knowing her?

Should.

He broke into my room last night with a gun.

And then he proceeded to follow her ...

and listen to your conversation with this device.

What is an arms dealer doing with this spy team?

- I wanted to see what I was doing. - Where did you get this?

In the same place where you got the rifles?

Thats fair.

What did he say about it?

Este es el rifle Brussels Vengeance.

made by the Belgians, under duress, from Hitler.

The sight is calibrated backwards.

One in ten has a faulty combustion.

It is an impressive piece of sabotage, if you like sabotage.

What is your plan?

I prepare to return to my country ...

and replenish my regimen.

His people don't want him. They kicked him out.

Not my people.

A herd of Levante beggars.

Newspapers say he ran away with a good pile of cash.

Why would I want to go back?

The reason is engraved on this sword.

Inherited from Mohammed the Turk ...

when he conquered Constantinople in 1443.

It passed to the Pasad dynasty in 1681 ...

when my ancestors fought for power in my country.

"Contemplad al rey", dice...

and "a nation belongs to the king who holds it."

I try to do just that.

I don't think those rebels step aside and salute ...

when you make your way back to the Palace.

We have been very busy.

Duchess Avide has quietly used her financial connections ...

to buy large amounts of legal tender.

In a few months ...

she will flood the market ...

shaking the stability of the currency overnight.

Barons Stoneham and Vask ...

They have already dispatched their agents within the country's industrial complex.

So, in a few months ...

They will have bankrupted every major corporation.

Prince Hip.

Once a member of the American crime syndicate ...

has embarked on a campaign of political intrigue and bribery ...

that will submerge the rebel legislature ...

in a swamp of scandals and shame.

There will be murders, robberies, fires.

People will sink into terror and disgust with their leaders.

I will put myself at the head of the troops ...

that Prince Barrett has recruited with his ingenious methods.

This will be a new concept in counter-revolution.

First, destroy morale ...

the will to resist ...

Until my people cry out for a savior.

Then I will return.

Maybe I have something there.

And you can make a unique contribution.

Like which?

Belgian rifles are not the only flawed love ...

that my agents have acquired.

We have a quantity of these machine guns made in Hungary ...

during a certain period of political instability.

The hammers are softer than the metal of a pot.

The troops that tried to shoot them ...

they died from the explosion of their own weapons.

Battle radios with shorts that drain the battery in minutes.

Ammunition for machine guns with rusty joints.

I would like to see these shipped to Singapore or Maracaibo ...

Where I have heard they are going to look for offers in armament.

Well, I'd say there is enough equipment to demoralize your army ...

Your Highness.

There is a duchy in my country waiting. the man who can fix that.

13000 km2 ...

tens of thousands of inhabitants to send.

Don't listen to him, Mr. Smith.

Think, Mr. Smith. Not just financial gain ...

but also honors, respectability.

A nobleman of the kingdom.

You can join our court.

You can establish a lineage for your descendants.

Singapore and Maracaibo.

I have a very good connections there.

So are you ready and willing to swear allegiance to your king?

Yes, I am, Your Majesty.

Do not do it.

Hundreds of innocent people will be eliminated.

Well I'm sorry baby. You have to pay the rent.

Sr. Smith.

As a final little test ...

Cut the girl's throat.

Act IV "... of the Death of the Kings ..."

Your king awaits, Mr. Smith.

Well, your majesty. Me...

I hope this test of your loyalty does not fail .

On the contrary. Vera ...

I prefer a more efficient weapon.

Mr. Smith, there is no reason ...

So you have mortar shells, 306 rifle rounds ...

grenades.

These are Defiance grenades from Hong Kong.

almost as famous as the Brussels Revenge Rifles .

Silly stuff.

It is standard weaponry for the use of my troops.

No, I beg to differ with you, Your Highness.

They are not.

You see, in the standard grenade , the pin is for security only.

You must release the handle to explode the load.

Now these are goofy so when he pulls the pin ...

the cargo explodes.

Now, I want you to cut Miss Pepper's ropes and free her.

Mr. Smith, I warn you ...

No, I warn you.

Or free Miss Pepper ...

or I will pull this pin and it will blow your face to pieces.

It will blow your hands in the process.

Well, I wouldn't like that. But nevertheless...

I am willing to make that sacrifice.

You see, I've grown quite fond of Miss Pepper.

You are bluffing. It is a common grenade.

Just an inch ...

between pain ...

and blindness ...

and death.

Wait.

Libérenla.

¡Libérenla!

Run.

Very good. Let's go.

Angel.

Angel, what are you doing there?

- Let's go. Let's go. - Guards Guards!

Let's go.

Come here.

Now look. Exit through the hotel escape ladder.

- Do you think you can jump over that wall? - I think so.

Very good. Let's go.

Look. I will go first, I will try to push them away. Then you follow.

He comes to a phone, calls Dr. Strickland at the hotel.

- He'll know what to do. Well? - Wait. And that?

I have come from Red Bank. I'm not leaving...

You've already heard Fasik, his plans to terrorize an entire nation.

That nation can take care of itself. I'm here for Shirley and her children ...

- they will starve. - I'll have him sign.

And about Ã

- I met him through his sister. - Ernestine ...

Want you to know. He said he was working on something to do with polices.

Naturally, I thought they would be safe, so I started dating him.

Then I discovered that nothing to do with insurance. It was policy fraud.

I left it fast ...

- Trust me. - Very good. I think.

Let `s go inside.

It would have made him a rich nobleman.

Now you have to find out who you really are.

And that will be an interesting experiment.

Take him inside.

- I'll ask the woman first. - We haven't found her yet.

But we will ...

soon.

- Wait outside. - No. You promised.

Fasik, where's mr. Smith?

Your Majesty, have you seen Mr. Smith?

Sr. Smith.

Mr. Smith. You would have died if something had happened to you.

That is sweet of you. Even sweeter than jumping the wall.

And he saved Angel for me.

How can I thank you?

Can.

Mr. Smith, when we get home ...

If you want to call me, you could do it ...

I know. The number is here.

Well well. Let's get this over with.

Very good. Raise your right hand.

You, Ã

- Everything under control, Mr. Venerdi? - The situation is under control.

- Thank you. - Goodbye. Sorry.

Gemma was wrong. Ernestine is not an agent.

No no no. He is a notary public.