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Premier Milo Jans died two weeks ago.

As a premier, it was your job ...

unite the different ethnic groups in a nation ...

and end foreign interests.

Miss Taub, what is ...? What is that medal?

Well, I think it's Jans's order, the Peace Prize.

- You're good? Is anyone hurt? - No, we're fine, Miss Taub.

Let's get out of here. Let's go. OMG.

Dove?

- Is it Satine? - She sent me.

Did the pigeon get?

I put her under cover. Will it help me escape?

Can you get me out of the country?

Tie. Give me your tie.

Use it to hang on the pole. Ahead.

Did you see it fall? I was very close to you.

- So it seems, Colonel. - We wanted him alive.

Yes, I would have preferred it too.

Open the red line.

- Red line open. - Only here, Mr. abroad.

Dove?

It's in the UNCLE mailbox on the Rahmer Bridge.

You must bring it home now. Now.

Mr. Waverly, you have assigned me to Sernia.

Now, the first jans who was going to give me a silver dove.

Jans died while I was on the road.

The only message I have from you is to get the silver dove ...

regardless of the risks.

Very good. Now, I have done that, and the entire official apparatus is upon me.

I cannot leave this country.

If you get to the American Embassy, someone can help you.

What about Satine ...

The man I told you to contact on the Rahmer Bridge?

Well, I made that contact, Mr ...

Agent Satine almost got me out of this world.

- I was worried about that. - Who is this Satine?

Mr. Satine is an officer with Kreb, Sernian's secret intelligence.

There is no photograph taken of him.

Even his teammates at Krebs don't really know what he looks like.

Actually yes. We know you have stomach problems.

Do you have stomach problems?

Import some special medicine from England.

Satine was devoted to Premier Jans. So he went to help him.

With Jans' death, he has probably chosen another side.

Sir, can you tell me which are the sides ...

and why is this dove so important?

- Thrush is involved. - Breaking contact, sir.

It was a plot made by some Western forces.

Americans are involved ...

- My friends, dear, dear friends. - Premier Earnst, it's a pleasure.

May I introduce Mr. Solo, a visitor from my country?

- Premier Earnst. Mr. Linz. - How are you.?

Cabinet First Secretary.

Premier Earnst, I can offer you my personal condolences ...

and those of the USA in the loss of Milo Jans.

And of course it was shocking, just shocking ...

That incident in the funeral.

Yes, Mr. Ambassador. Yes it was.

- Why would someone do something like that? - Sorry.

I forgot to tell you about the latest trade proposal.

- Excuse me, please? - Excuse me.

Of course.

They did not like that question.

If Milo's death were exposed as a UNCLE plot ...

and, if one of your agents were caught and put on trial ...

and if, during that trial, a plot to overthrow the government ...

by UNCLE was exposed ...

then the mysterious death of Milo, the incident in the funeral ...

everything could be buried.

Perhaps truth is more important now than judgment.

Everyone agrees, my premier ...

that public trust in government is above the truth.

At least for now.

What we need is a UNCLE agent, a living one ...

to be brought to public trial.

And I think I need another drink.

You? Of course not. You don't drink, do you?

- No, nothing for me. - Of course not. Sorry.

A cigar, please.

Milo Jans always thought you were the only one I could trust, Satine.

Thank you. I wonder, can I have the same confidence.?

Without a doubt, my premier.

As long as you hold the position that best protects our nation.

What position is that?

At the moment, officially ...

You must endorse your first Secretary, Linz.

Through him, Thrush has control of the cabinet ...

and some military spheres.

However, unofficially, I must retrieve the pigeon.

I will continue to make sure that no UNCLE agent ..

be captured alive to stand trial.

For the sake of UNCLE ..

and ourselves.

Very good.

Find UNCLE Agent Help him escape.

About you.

With a stopwatch, it has been shown ...

that I can accurately unsheathe and shoot my weapon ...

in a second.

Do not give any alarm.

Waiter, would you like a drink, please?

- Mr. Prime Minister. - Thank you so much.

Now the problem ...

We have been waiting for you ...

Mr. Solo, I think it's the name.

You are under arrest for conspiracy in the murder of Milo Jans.

Act II "The fleeing men"

I have Secretary Linz on the line.

Linz.

How can you, with your bureaucratic obstruction tactics ...?

The prisoner must not be moved without personal authorization ...

or it will be registered. Your person will not be touched.

But security. Think about security.

The rules say that an alleged enemy of the state ...

when stopped it will not move until it is checked ...

if it falls under the jurisdiction of Civil or Military intelligence.

And, of course, I speak for our civilian arm.

Your papers, please.

He refuses to give his name, only the designation.

It's KR-1-2-5-6 ...

Yes, it is this week, Colonel. But as you know, the numbers change.

I will prepare the necessary forms.

Come and collect them yourself, Colonel.

Satin. Satin.

- Was it Satine? - How can anyone know?

Satine has handled intelligence ...

so that hundreds of its agents have the same authority.

And its identity is numerical.

And they rotate the numbers.

So any or all or none could be Satine.

There is no way of knowing.

Well, Thrush thinks you must find a way, Linz.

Contamos with an UNCLE agent.

All we have left is to know how much Satine knows about us.

For this, we must know who Satine is.

Thrush firmly thinks that you must find a way.

Come on, students.

Do not separate. We must hurry.

We have to go back to the hotel to pack our bags, or we'll miss the train.

We traveled 12000 km. to see fog.

Let's go now.

Hey, what are you doing? Are you arresting someone?

No, come on, now. We really must go on.

No, wait a minute, Miss Taub. I want to see.

I would not fall again.

You may not be lucky enough to survive twice.

Be ready. Something may explode.

They are fine? Insurance?

- Are you okay, okay? - Yes, I'm OK.

- Was it a bomb? - It sure was.

Let's go.

Hey, did you see that guy running? The prisoner?

Satine, in person right?

You have been trying to kill me in the last two days.

Well, for a man with his reputation ...

he's doing sloppy work on this whole thing.

- Quick, hide. - Where?

Out of sight.

- I tried to stop him. I tried but ... - Where did it go?

Very good. You drive.

Nerd.

They are just my medicine pills. My stomach is very upset.

You know, people use these toys more than we do.

Cyanide spray?

With a CO2 cartridge to ensure the path.

It is exact up to three meters.

Park.

Out.

You will never reach the border without me. You will need my help.

Believe me, I share your interests at heart.

Also, you must give me that pigeon. It's very important.

Outside.

- Are you going to kill me? - Unfortunately, I am a professional.

It is not just because I want to. I have to know why.

Do not use the car more than necessary.

Is stolen.

Tree men.

They lost three men.

Well, I don't care if he kills half his army ...

even you, colonel.

We want this UNCLE agent alive.

If you will allow me, Secretary Linz.

Every time we've had our hands on a UNCLE agent ..

it is taken from us, either by accident or intentionally.

And each time, the same man was present.

That just tells us a lot.

Who knows?

Maybe we'll find Satine ...

when we find Solo.

All aboard.

Westbound Milo Jans Express.

On board.

All aboard.

Express to the west.

on board.

Let's go. Let's go. Everyone out.

Well, we all have to be here together.

Stay together, we have to meet our travel guide.

I don't know, where could it be?

The heavy is really annoying.

- Well, two failures in two days. - yeah

Don't call Miss Taub heavy. She is very upset.

Well I'm very upset too.

Miss Taub, Miss Taub, I have to go to the bathroom.

Dear.

Ok go But don't delay.

Thank you very much, Miss Taub.

Hey, this place is really crowded with soldiers.

Maybe it has to do with that thing in funerals.

- Who are you talking to? - No one. I am with the American school.

We are waiting for our guide, Mr. Brickman.

And I am Mr. Brickman. Sorry for the delay, Miss Taub.

Last minute changes and that sort of thing.

- Changes in our itinerary? - Well, no. In mine, really.

Guys, come on. We must not delay the train. You too, Kirk.

- Can I see the tickets? - Well, I have ours.

I don't have yours. Should?

Well, it would have been nice, yes. Let's go.

Let's all go.

Come on, guys, get on board.

Hurry up.

Move right there, inside.

Don't waste time now.

- OK, everyone on board. - That's it, let's go on board.

Act III "Fellowship"

Go ahead, Miss Taub. I will be with you in a moment.

Bye brother. Goodbye.

- What do you think you are doing? - Those guards are watching us.

They will not doubt my papers.

Well, if you try to stop me after this cute scene, they will.

I can't stay watching you go.

Guards, guards. Can you take care of my brother please?

We are very close and is overwhelmed by grief.

Please remain in their compartments.

Have your passports, visas and tickets ready, please.

Please remain in their compartments.

Have your passports, visas and tickets ready, please.

Well gentlemen, I think they have been hiding from me.

I've been up and down five times the last three minutes ...

looking for something akin to an authority.

That's weird. We have tried not to omit anyone. Mr...?

Brickman. At least my reservations were made under that name.

My travel company has brought countless tourists to this country.

In fact. Milo Jans himself once sent me a warm thanks ...

for my contribution to trade with your country.

I'm here escorting a group of American students ...

and his teacher ...

praising the virtues of his country, buying his products ...

sheltered by the generosity of its people.

And all I ask is that you give me a private compartment ...

just one, separate from those juvenile delinquents.

If you go back to the criminals, Mr. Brickman.

We will see what can be done to give you another accommodation.

- Your compartment number? - Well, no, no.

Not here, not again, just let me wait here. It's okay.

Nerd. I have a better idea.

There is a compartment available at this time.

Here.

We always reserve a compartment ...

For some last minute "VIP", I understand that is what they are called.

This way, Mr. Brickman.

Don't be shy, Mr. Brickman.

No, no ... Don't close the door.

It's a little closed here.

Dinner is being served in the dining car.

All the front cars.

Now, no, no.

Believe me, this time it 's because of my stomach.

No no no.

Well this will never work.

I have a proposition to make to you.

You. Do you think we can discuss it in a civilized way?

- Here? - And you suggest ...?

In the dinner. In public.

Good, good.

No, the ... the dining car is around here.

Well, I guess I can't meet in a moment?

From now on, whatever we do ...

We will do it together.

Now time is our problem.

Or rather, its time of arrival in the country.

I must ask, Solo, for a moment ...

to trust me.

And only after having my trust ...

What are you trying to do with that?

To drug, to bury or to bury?

Well, let's see what's on the menu. Garçon?

two tournedó with Bearnese sauce.

¿Salsa bearnesa para Ud?

Yes, salsa bearnesa.

I have only two goals at the moment, Mr. Solo.

First, avoid being caught and prosecuted for a crime you did not commit.

And second, retrieve the pigeon.

The first goal, I think you share it.

Although we could differ regarding ...

how you can avoid capture.

You see ...

It is in this way in my country with the two of us.

You and me

Although we are different, under normal circumstances ...

we complement each other ...

And in our respective ways, we help season and preserve.

Well, the point is, however curiously ...

that we have common interests and a common ...

or rather infrequent, enemy.

- ¿Vinagre? - Thrush.

Thrush murdered Milo Jans.

What happens?

Children.

They never liked me when I was one of them.

They scared me and keep doing it.

Sr. Brickman.

- ¿Srta ...? - Tip.

Yes, yes, it only surprised me to remember ...

I have an attractive traveling companion.

Thank you. I'm sorry to have to remind you.

Well, I mean, if you let me know where you are.

There was a slight problem with the driver.

But it's okay now. Everything is alright.

Do you want to join us?

Well if you're sure I don't interrupt.

Well, sorry, Miss Taub, but right now, my friend and I ...

We should consider ourselves honorable to accompany us.

Thank you very much. If you're sure it's okay ...

Is there something special on the menu?

Well, we almost ordered, dove.

¿Paloma?

Yes, my friend wanted pigeon, but it was not on the menu, go ...

Dear.

Excuse us. Now.

Yes, we will be in a moment. We'll just make it dry.

¿Russell?

Come here and bring that thing with you.

Look, I have told you that these things are prohibited. Now give it to me.

- Now? - Right now.

But it is, it does not go out.

At this point, I don't care what it is or isn't. Kirk?

Kirk, give me yours too.

- I do not have it. - Well, where is she?

- I dont know. I'm going to have to look for it. - Well, then you better go and find him.

But my dinner gets cold. Do you want my dinner to get cold?

Okay, okay, then go find him as soon as you're done with dinner.

- Where is? - I hid it in the bathroom.

I left mine on too.

- Yes, trust. - That water was not to kill ...

He just wanted time to search for the pigeon.

Now it has no value to you.

Well, I don't know that, since I don't know what that Dove contains.

That, delicate dove, the Jans Peace Prize ...

it is named after countless Thrush agents ...

engraved on their wings as well as their positions ...

in all the main cities of the country, in case of revolt.

Everything meticulously, microscopically recorded.

- And Jans did this? - At my request.

His strength is such ...

that we were afraid of needing UNCLE's help.

You wanted UNCLE to have the information below.

- Why don't you love us now? - I told.

Premier Jans was strong enough to move against them ...

with the help of UNCLE

But Premier Earnst is still too vulnerable.

If Thrush discovers the pigeon and the information it contains ...

they would be forced to try to eliminate us at once.

No, UNCLE can protect the pigeon.

We will not risk it.

Until they are strong enough.

The existence of that Dove is a weapon aimed at our heads.

It must be destroyed.

Sorry.

My orders are to take her home.

Thrush is an international band of renegades ...

and they are in many areas besides their nation.

And my employer is at war with them no matter where they are.

It is never nice to kill a friend ...

to save him from enemies.

But in our business, misfortunes often occur.

If I can take the pigeon home ...

UNCLE can be of great help to you.

We are, as you know, very effective.

No, it is too risky, too much risk.

I will retrieve the pigeon.

But I will also do something for you.

When I get the pigeon back, and if it's humanly possible ...

I, I will help you cross the border.

Now if I fail ...

I must kill him.

Act IV "The end of the line"

Mr. Brickman, do you have a moment?

- No. - Yes.

Im immediately with you.

That was unnecessarily rude.

And if he were nice, he could involve her ...

and end up having to kill a giddy spinster ...

what would be more unnecessary and rude too.

What can I do for you?

Mr. Brickman, I have to make a confession.

I know you are not Mr. Brickman.

I see.

Well, if I'm not Mr. Brickman, who am I?

I dont know. But I do know he is a spy.

Did you kill Mr. Brickman?

Well, of course I didn't kill Mr. Brickman.

What gave you such a silly idea like that?

I heard it in the bathroom, on the walkie-talkie.

¿El walkie-talkie?

I heard everything.

I see, and it holds things very well, very systematically.

And I know exactly what you mean by "La Paloma".

- I've seen that. - Where?

Last night when he took it. I was there.

I was there?

- Doing what? - Teaching.

Teaching? There?

Well, in a peripatetic way, yes.

Knows. Europe is a great museum ...

and I walk for him.

Museums, cathedrals, mausoleums ...

a guide in one hand, and students out of control.

Well it makes it sound pretty bleak.

No. No, I really like teaching.

It is just that...

well, once in a while, you start to think.

Last night's explosion and tonight's.

That really did it for me.

I've spent so much time in the past of others ...

that I can finish without having my own.

Well, let's face it.

Who will want to visit my grave?

Hi. You're with Mr. Brickman too, right?

Well, where does it take you?

- Come with me at once. - Why?

- They don't leave me alone. - Well, why not?

They think I'm interesting.

Well it is. I couldn't deny it for a moment.

Well, there are certain advances about my sensitivity that I can't stand.

Well then go away.

- Please. - Sorry.

I have misjudged you. He is not a gentleman.

- Sorry. - It's okay.

He doesn't seem very difficult to handle.

Well, it can be, but I can't do it.

He wants help?

Why? I mean, why should it be offered?

Well, because I think what he does is the right thing.

It's that simple.

Well no, it's not really that simple.

But I want...

and I'd like to help you, for what it's worth.

It is qualified.

Well, it is an occupational hazard.

Yes, I am familiar with that.

And no, I want her to stay away.

If you are directly involved, it can be very unpleasant.

And if not for you, for the students you must take care of.

- Indirectly, then? - No.

No, I just have to get away from him for two minutes.

Can I ask you why?

I left something hanging.

In the air.

Really.

In fact, there is something you can do,

according to their profession.

Mr. Brickman's partner may seem a little strange ...

or maybe even a little unfriendly at times.

But just consider what the poor man has suffered.

Its main poet, condemned to exile and deprivation.

All his forbidden books.

So the poor man is so scared ...

he is even afraid of the sound of his own sonnets.

He only trembles in the ... In the return to the land of the living.

I feel a little apprehensive about this.

But whether you give me the pigeon ...

or Miss Taub give up her life.

What are they looking at?

Well, maybe they heard him.

What do you think if we ask you? Would he tell us about it?

Even recite one of his poems?

Well, a man like that can only be affected ...

for the interest of young people.

Well, let's talk to him.

Yes. Let's talk to him.

Hi.

Why don't you tell us about it?

Than?

What do they want to know?

Do you not remember something of your poetry?

- Excuse me - what are you doing?

Famous poet, returning from exile. Get in the picture, Linda.

Now give me a smile. That's girl ..

From where?

Where did you get that?

Of that Milo Jans poster outside, the one with the dove.

- Someone put it there. - I bet it's published.

No. No photography.

Ruined it. Ruined the image.

Did?

All passengers must descend to cross the border immediately.

I repeat

All passengers must descend immediately.

We'd better get down there right away, Miss Taub.

Okay, come on, guys. Let's go guys.

Let's go.

We must hurry now. Let's go.

That idiot colonel is the only man who can identify me.

Make a wish.

- Truce? - Truce.

I don't know who to kill first, you, the colonel, or myself.

They will board at any minute.

If they capture him alive and with the pigeon ...

Miss Taub, do you still have the walkie-talkies?

Yes.

Okay, Satine. It is time to go home.

The colonel goes to the front.

It's ... In the third compartment, fourth car.

Watch out, the colonel is leaving.

- Colonel is coming here. - Hurry up.

- I think I almost have it. - Almost not enough. Now. Now.

The colonel goes to the engine.

I am so happy. I was afraid that ...

Without your help, I could not have.

- I'm sorry poor Satine. - Do not worry.

There is something about this photo that puzzles me.

What would it be, sir?

Well, this ... This that looks like a big conch.

That, Mr. Waverly, is all you will see of Satine ...

and I hope everyone never sees.

Watch out. You may be listening.

It really isn't funny.