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So, gentlemen, my Government ...

alongside other peace-loving governments around the world ...

we denounce east and west alike as hypocrites ...

and warmongering imperialists.

No no no.

Lower the level of your voice. He is too aggressive.

If you're going to piss off the Conference on Disarmament ...

your tone should be more vital. And much more threatening.

Your review is very helpful, my Lubchek.

And this is why, gentlemen ...

my government, along with the other governments ...

Ambassador Laslo Kurasov, gentlemen.

Speaking at the Conference on Disarmament.

A ruthless and dangerous warmonger ...

hidden under the cloak of diplomacy.

Part of Molotov, part Von Ribbentrop ...

seasoned with Genghis Khan and Machiavelli.

This magazine ponders it:

"Although their nation is small in the Balkans ...

Kurasov's power is impressive.

An old revolutionary comrade like his prime minister ...

the Ambassador also speaks for those eager for war ...

between east and west. "

Objective: The Prime Minister and his country collect the remains.

Then they will understand the decision in section One.

It will be your job, Mr. Solo, along with Mr. Kuryakin ...

See Kurasov removed from the international scene.

Permanently?

Yes, but not by any means that makes it a famous cause.

He must be reduced to complete irrelevance.

Absolutely useless for your government and allies enemies of world peace.

Do you have any idea how we can achieve that, sir?

Oh, I'm sure both of you are capable of inventing some devilish plan.

- What is this? - I must see the Ambassador.

stop. This Embassy is foreign territory.

Police are not allowed without authorization.

See that with the State Department. This man needs medical help.

Stop. You can't go there.

Strigas YL893.

What is the explanation for this?

He argued with another man outside the Embassy.

The other man pulled out a knife, stabbed him, and fled.

Wait. They cannot move it without the Ambassador's consent.

Her pulse is very weak. You must go to a hospital immediately.

Our government does not want an incident. Take it out.

Vladeck, check it out.

Check what, Excellency?

"Check that?" Fool.

Find out if Strigas YL893 has any meaning.

Splendid work, gentlemen.

Thanks, Charlie.

- My congratulations to section three. - It's a relief.

I got it.

Well. Thank you.

Luxury View Motel. It must be a big job.

I hope so...

o Continental Exterminators will be exterminated by your creditors.

Patience, Mrs. Donfield, patience.

Soon we will stop being red, and in a white house in the suburbs ...

adorned with rose bushes and a built-in grill.

- And kids. - And an automatic washer and dryer.

- And a built-in oven. - And kids.

And creditors.

Between.

- Good Morning. - Well, it depends.

My name is Napoleon Solo.

I represent an organization known as UNCLE

Well, we haven't received your invoice.

Well, on the contrary. We are here to delete accounts.

Actually a very rich guy was interested ...

and he will take care of all his debts.

That's funny. I do not remember having entered any contest.

I know all his relatives. I didn't marry her for her money.

You are Mrs. Anne Donfield. Formerly Miss Anne Cortney.

Graduated from Bennington, 1960.

And you Mr. Michael Donfield.

Graduated from MIT, 1958, chemical engineering.

One of the best in its class.

Mr. Donfield, I need a man and I need him quickly.

But he must be correct and he must be legitimate ...

because a certain party is going to review it carefully.

You fill all those requirements to a T.

Most importantly, he has made a peculiar move ...

and that can intrigue the man who checks you.

It refers to leaving a job of $ 35,000 a year with a large company ...

For this?

I just want to have my own business.

Could...? Could...?

Excuse me, could I ...?

Could they get out of here unless they want to eliminate a plague?

In fact, we want to eliminate a great plague.

More importantly, we want to preserve world peace.

We would like you to accept a position in a non-existent company ...

manufacturing a non-existent product.

What are you doing?

Installing a phone.

Well that's very nice but we already have a phone.

Not like this, no.

Very good. I may be out of shape, but I can still kick them out of here.

Mr. Donfield, I'm sure you can kick us out of here.

It may not be necessary after you hear what I have to say ...

and if you still feel the same, we will leave quietly.

Five minutes.

That's all it will take me to talk to you about ...

Strigas.

Mrs. Donfield, you look beautiful.

Everything is so beautiful.

But I'm not so sure we're doing the right thing.

Your chauffeured limousine is waiting for you.

When does it become a pumpkin?

I can assure you that it will not happen.

They are going to be the guests of the government in an international dance.

Now, a final report.

In about an hour, Ambassador Kurasov and his assistants ...

they will discover that YL893 ...

is the designation code for Michael Donfield.

A man who runs a mediocre pest control business ...

which is really a front for Strigas headquarters.

Later in the party, they will discover that Michael Donfield is a brilliant ...

but cautious young man.

And also that it has two vulnerable points.

He adores beautiful women and loves strong martinis.

Do you think you can convince them of that?

Well I can try.

Just don't overdo your role, darling.

Between.

The man they brought from the embassy died in the hospital.

His identity was erased by intelligence from the US Army.

And what about our agents' report about Strigas YL893?

YL893 is a certain Michael Donfield.

He was one of the most promising chemical engineers in the United States.

Last year, he quit a great company ...

to open a small exterminator business on Staten Island.

But that the company could be a shield for some other activity.

Strigas.

- He is very intelligent, Excellency. - No. You are stupid.

None of our agents have found the name Strigas ...

Neither published nor in any secret archive.

So please don't come over with your insipid conclusions.

- Yes sir. - I could, however ...

suggest that you send one of our agents for a night visit ...

to the exterminator company to see what you can find.

I will do it myself, Excellency.

No Please. I'd rather you send someone smarter.

This is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Direct line for Strigas open.

The President is not available at this time.

Can it be the Secretary of Defense?

The one on the right is Mr. Donfield.

On the left, his wife.

Entertain Mr. Donfield, my dear.

Very good dear.

Who is the other?

Napoleon Solo.

UNCLE agent

U.N.C.L.E.

Obviously assigned to protect Mr. Donfield.

A little too obvious, I think.

Why would a member of a multinational security organization ...

is assigned to protect an American project?

Interesting question, Excellency.

Yes. And you could bother and see if our friend is back ...

of his exploration with an interesting answer.

Yes sir.

Thank you.

Don't drink the champagne.

Just wet your finger and give it a try.

Do what I say.

Cyanide.

It will be the first of many attempts in his life.

I am not naive, sir.

You may have put the poison in that drink.

Maybe this will help convince you that I didn't.

Coronel Michaelovitch Donyev.

How long have you been assigned to oversee diplomats abroad?

Five years.

And you were with the secret police much longer.

That is not generally known.

We are grateful to you, Your Excellency, for ridding the Deviationists Department.

You can tell General Kolodin that I don't need surveillance ...

of the secret police race dogs .

I have nothing to do with General Kolodin.

I am working as the personal mail of the premier.

You can read the microfiche at your convenience.

If you still doubt ...

You can see that the message is written by the hand of the premier himself.

- Why did the premier send you? - The Premier wants to let you know ...

like an old and loyal comrade, that his position is in danger.

His work disrupting the disarmament conference was too successful.

You are spoken of as the next in line.

Those with ambitions for succession ...

they are working to remove it.

Kolodin.

Eventually he or I will access the first Secretariat.

Unless you can achieve a personal and political coup.

Then it would become such an impregnable position ...

that nobody would dare to denounce it publicly.

You never tire, Mrs. Kurasov.

She is the most beautiful woman I have ever met.

Oops, I'm so sorry.

What do we have here? Look at this.

I have a poem for you.

If what I believe is true ...

There are five reasons why we should drink.

Good wine...

A friend...

Or be dry OR in case we have to, in a while.

Or for any other reason.

Excuse me, Mrs. Kurasov. Dear, don't you think that's enough?

- We really should go. - Sorry, ma'am, I'm a married man.

I've had enough.

You can see that I get home. I will take a taxi.

- As you wish. - Wait, darling ...

Come with me now.

- Excuse me. - Sorry, I'm so sorry.

- Is there a problem? - Yes, my friend is out of shape ...

Calvin Coolidge, how are you?

Cal, baby, do you want to try mine?

I think that's enough for tonight, Mr. Donfield.

- Let me take you home. - That is democratic spirit.

Democratic spirit. Blessed all.

- Blessed you and you and you ... - That's right. You are right about that.

Have you heard the word "Strigas"?

Yes. Kolodin discovers its importance.

But it could be the answer to the Prime Minister's message.

There will be no response.

The message should be destroyed after read.

Trust no one.

Well what did you find?

Our agent inspected the Continental Company of Exterminators.

Yes, I know you have inspected it , but did you find anything suspicious?

A secret phone.

Direct line to the president of the USA.

Act II "The coupon of $ 100,000.-"

I should never have left it out of my sight. I should have known better.

It was just terrible. Honey, you have, you don't have any id ...

What is our next move?

I know how it feels, Anne.

Really, Mr. Solo?

Kurasov insisted that he spend the night at the Embassy.

How did your part come out?

Good.

The more I advised caution, the more intrigued I was.

Now he is concerned that his enemy, General Kolodin ...

Be secretly behind Strigas in order to improve his position.

Sounds good.

There is a possible danger.

His assistant, Vladeck.

He is very jealous of his position.

He suspects that he may be trying to replace it.

- Hello? - Mr. Donfield?

- Yes. - Last night, while I was dancing ...

with Madame Kur ... with a certain lady.

You have indicated an interest in the sale of your business.

Can we arrange a meeting for you with a potential buyer?

When?

- When? - Monday, 3:00 p.m.

That very busy orange Hot Dog stand on Second Avenue.

If you have two hot dogs, like one of a friend ...

I have a problem, they have me completely watched ...

every time I leave the hotel.

If you walk past the newspapers ...

going down that street, let's say 2:50 pm ...

your problem will receive special attention.

Why a busy position?

Better to make a 1st contact in public. It is safer.

Everything must be complicated, nothing too easy.

For them or us. Otherwise, Kurasov might be suspicious.

And the post?

Well, that's where they'll take me out.

Isn't it ridiculous to walk straight into a trap?

I mean, they could get him killed.

It is possible, but in broad daylight on a busy street ...

it is more likely to be assaulted by some ruffians.

Oh let me.

Thanks but...

Oh my Oh, I'm so sorry.

- Please forgive me. - It's okay.

Oh, wow.

What happens?

I think I just had my food at 11:00.

Taxi.

The beautiful babysitter there. or confused us ...

or is it a bad attempt with a tranquilizer.

I'm going to have to try my luck on the date by myself. Take him to the hotel.

What happened?

He is a good boy. You have a small drinking problem.

I just had to burp.

Is one spare?

No. It is, for a friend.

I'm friendly, Mr. Donfield.

By the way, I am Mr. Smith.

Do you want to take me for a walk and see my credentials?

Yes I would like it very much.

His credentials are very in order.

And she's also very pretty, Mr. Smith.

But I don't seem like the kind of person ...

who goes around buying bankrupt pest control companies .

Killing pests is one of my hobbies.

And I'm interested in your business.

Tell me, Mr. Donfield.

What formula do you use for your pesticide?

Well, it's like a secret.

Also, I don't think your friend could afford it.

Is it Strigas?

Well it could be.

How much are you willing to pay to find out?

Oh, it all depends on whether it's Strigas.

Well, it's something developed by the Pentagon ...

and one of the largest industrial corporations in the country.

100 thousand dollars?

Ridiculous. I would say that 2 million would be more to my liking.

Out of the question.

Not if you think the penalty for selling military secrets is death.

Me...

I might be able to fix for half that amount ...

if I could tell my friend exactly what Strigas is.

It is an invisible substance made underground ...

in an impenetrable security complex .

Thats free.

If you want to know more, it will cost you $ 100,000 in advance.

Now...

If you can be at this address between 1 and 2 ...

With this cereal top broken, there will be someone with the other half.

And the negotiations will continue.

Thank you.

Goodbye, Mr. Donfield.

Sr. Smith.

My head.

Much more will happen before this is over.

And we are getting closer. Each step brings us closer.

The next step can take you within the network.

What do I have to do while he keeps this appointment?

Pray that Mr. Smith doesn't realize he dealt with the wrong man.

The others know Napoleon, so he cannot continue the deception.

Very good. It's 12:30, Mike. Here.

Honey.

- Goodbye. - Mike, please be careful.

Oh, I will.

- Mr. Donfield? - yeah

My name is Linkwood, sir. At your service.

- How are you.? - Over here please.

My secretary tells me ...

who is interested in taking out insurance for the employees of his firm.

For the Continental Extermination Company .

Sit down please.

Very good.

Now if you wait for me while I fill out these forms.

How many employees did you say there are in your company, Mr. Donfield?

From.

Did you say two, sir?

My wife and I.

You and your wife

I see.

Sr. Donfield.

I'm afraid he's in the wrong department.

Insurance policies are discussed here.

Family insurance plans on the next floor.

Well, if they are ...

references what you need ...

References?

A lid on a cereal box?

Well, it doesn't work without the other half.

I mean, if you want the free teddy bear.

You know what I mean?

You don't know what I mean? true?

Good...

May l?

Now how about Strigas?

What's up with that?

Your down payment. 100 thousand dollars.

What is Strigas?

It is a chemical formula that will revolutionize modern warfare ...

It is even stronger than Einstein's E = MC2.

Well Mike, how nice to see you.

Well, Mr. Smith, I am delighted to see you.

What do you do? Passing through here or what?

No, I was in the neighborhood ...

and I thought I'd investigate some possibility of insurance.

Go on, Donfield.

That is all for now.

Sr. Donfield.

The point of no return has passed.

It has been photographed and recorded selling abroad.

I see.

I need all the data immediately.

Directives, locations, production costs, formula.

I will need time.

You have until tomorrow night at 10:00 p.m.

Let's go down, will you?

If we cannot complete the transaction with the next contact ...

forget this.

Patience dear.

I am sure the doctor will give you your final exam at your next appointment.

I ran into him outside. I think it's ready.

Yes.

I think it is time for our friend to conclude the negotiation.

- I do not like this. - Oh, come on, come on.

He is not at home, dealing with the subtleties of espionage.

The devious plans of ambitious friends. It tastes better than me ...

the importance of securing all possible information about Strigas.

How can you be sure Donfield doesn't take the money ...

and in return I gave him the formula for floor wax ...

or some other ridiculous capitalist product?

In diplomacy, excellence, it has no equal.

But when it comes directly to espionage ...

it would be wiser to leave it to professionals like me.

Thank you.

But this will be my own blow.

- So? - Linkwood just called.

Mr. Donfield has arrived at the department.

- I have a car waiting at the entrance. - All right.

At least let me go with you. I can examine the documents.

I have extensive experience in these matters.

That can be smart.

All right, come with me, but only as an observer.

But, Excellency, as your assistant I should go with you.

As my assistant, you'd better be out of sight.

Now stay here until we get back.

Control room, here Vladeck.

Have you still not received a response from the premier ...

to my request for information from Colonel Michaelovitch Donyev?

Act III "There goes the old game"

This is from a good year, Mr. Donfield.

No thanks.

You don't need to worry, you don't have drugs.

Are you sure it came out without Mr. Solo knowing?

I slipped a sedative into Mr. Solo's coffee at dinner.

Good.

- Everything is ready, Excellency. - I'll take care of it from here.

- Good evening, Mr. Donfield. - Is that my money?

- Is that my information? - Maybe.

I can see?

You can have a snack.

A photocopy of the original letter sent to the President ...

urging the immediate development of Strigas.

And now what is Strigas?

It is understood as "Gas Strike".

And its function?

Provide the White House with an answer to the armed strategy.

Does the White House now have that answer?

In the form of a harmless chemical ...

capable of putting all rural and urban populations to sleep .

The advantages are obvious.

As the effects pass, the invaded nation is conquered but physically intact.

Well, I've heard of American nerve gas ...

where a drop can kill but ... But this ...

Let me see what you have.

What trick is this?

Telephone guides.

Old newspapers.

A lot of garbage.

What do you have in your wallet? Cigar store coupons?

You are a very prudent man, Mr. Donfield.

Okay, here you go.

The balance of your million dollars.

So?

So...

This map?

Red circles indicate underground locations ...

of plants in Alaska ...

who are already manufacturing Strigas in large quantities.

Blue circles indicate intercontinental ballistic missiles ...

and the bombers assigned for delivery.

Those are the main objectives.

Assembly, analysis, production methods .

And what is this?

Strigas' formula.

And good?

- It seems to be correct. - It seems.

This role represents my promotion ...

for the post of deputy prime minister.

Sr. Donfield...

take your money. He deserves it.

- Mr. Linkwood, how about a drink. - Of course, Your Excellency.

Would you like to join us for a drink?

No thanks. I do not drink.

Move back, please.

What do you think you're doing, fool?

I sent a cable to the premier. in the name of His Excellency ...

asking for confirmation of the mail sent by him. Here is your answer.

He says he hasn't sent anyone.

The Prime Minister does not dare to confirm the secret.

Dares My telegram signals the danger to all of us.

So who are these two men?

Certainly who?

Who are you two working for?

The CIA?

¿El Second francés?

The British fourth section?

Colonel Donyev, or whoever it is.

You will return with us to the Embassy.

And I assure you that, before dawn, both will tell me everything.

I won't tell you anything.

We all know the price of failure, gentlemen.

The smell of bitter almonds.

Cyanide.

Do you plan to use the same escape route?

Then...

I will give you exactly one hour to get rid of your partner.

If Mr. Linkwood returns here and still finds his body ...

We will see that the police have definitive evidence that you killed him.

Goodbye.

Take the money, fool.

Illya.

Illya.

- Illya, you really don't ... - No, not really.

But when Mr. Waverly finds out what happened, I wish.

Good...

that's where the game went.

Act IV "... A diabolical plan"

Sorry.

I thought we had it.

You almost swallowed the hook.

Almost.

A word that hits your throat and strangles you.

However...

it was a beautiful plan.

Yes, too pretty to explode already. There must be something to rescue.

Do you have any idea, Illya?

How can I have ideas? I'm dead.

- I almost believed it. - It is true.

It is true.

You are dead.

But who sent you?

What do you say?

Has an idea.

It is very important that Ambassador Kurasov.

Know who you work for, my dear Colonel Michaelovitch Donyev.

Open channel D.

Alert section four, photography and documents ...

for an emergency operation. I will be there in 15 minutes.

What can we do now

You and I are going to take some special photos.

Illya, I want you to stay and wait for Mr. Linkwood.

And then bring him home, alive and undamaged.

Should you limit your orders?

Oh, no, no.

I thought it wouldn't be.

But where could I go?

You are dead.

Well, in that case, this shouldn't hurt.

Well, I'm sorry about the harshness of the matter.

But believe me, Mr. Kuryakin handled himself almost tenderly ...

compared to what he has planned for you.

However...

I could persuade him to let him continue living.

As long as you tell us some gossip about Mr. Kurasov ...

about your intelligence apparatus.

¿No?

It's a shame.

We would have been happier with you if you informed us voluntarily.

So, when we have your information without your cooperation ...

I might not be able to help you.

You know, it's criminal how the drugs in a cigarette destroy the pleasure of smoking.

In 15 seconds he will tell us everything we want.

That is the time before the drug takes effect.

Then we deliver it back to Illya.

No, no, it is not necessary. I'll tell you.

Kurasov has very little to do with the espionage apparatus.

- Yes. - He's mostly a diplomat.

- I see. - Mr. Smith is the head of my unit.

She sends reports directly to General Kolodin ...

through diplomatic bags. And that's where Kurasov comes in.

It must be more than 15 seconds.

I don't feel any change.

Because I should?

You know, some people find Turkish cigarettes very strong ...

but you can really like them, really, quickly.

Very good.

You can do whatever you want with me.

I'm not going to tell you anything else.

I doubt it.

We have done the same to you that you did to Donfield.

These tapes and this movie could get to General Kolodin.

I understand that you get rid of your mistakes with a club.

Now you are our animal.

What does he want?

There is a little message that we would like you to do.

What is that?

He will go to the Embassy and wake up Ambassador Kurasov.

And then it will say:

"When I come back... "

And when I came back ...

the body was still on the floor.

Donfield had apparently fled, leaving things as they were.

But before being able to implement the steps involved ...

I received an urgent message from our Z section.

El coronel Michaelovitch Donyev...

apparently he is one of our people.

What do you say? Vladeck has the communication from the premier.

The Prime Minister did not send the Colonel.

General Kolodin secretly sent him.

General Kolodin wanted Strigas for himself.

I do not think so. Now what proof do you have of that?

I felt like you, Excellency.

And so I went to Donyev's place. and I checked everything ...

I found this suitcase there.

It has a false bottom in here.

You can see it here.

- What is it, Laslo? - Colonel.

Colonel Donyev had followed ...

Donfield and Mr. Solo for weeks.

He took these pictures with a telephoto lens.

Here you can see them enter the White House for conferences.

Now these recordings.

These are white house conversations for Donfield.

The colonel discovered a direct line and recorded it.

What is so much excitement?

But, Excellency, why was Colonel Donyev going to commit suicide?

This is all your fault. Don't you understand even now?

He failed Kolodin.

We had exposed him.

This was all going to be my hit.

If he had spoken, I would have destroyed Kolodin after my promotion.

I had everything in my hands, and I wasted it.

- Really, what have you lost ...? - Can you shut up?

I am afraid, Your Excellency, that you have ruined all our lives.

When General Kolodin discovers that we destroyed his agent ...

that we let Strigas get away from us ...

will send us to the Central Committee.

- Know how you think. - Oh yeah.

And it will affirm that we violate its jurisdiction.

That we sabotage your operation.

That we destroy your device.

And then he will make us kill.

Unless...

Unless, Excellency?

Unless we send Strigas home.

- Running away? - Of course I'm running away.

- Do you want to get out of here? - What do you think I'm doing?

- Why don't you leave us alone? - So he told her.

I just wanted to make your husband rich, my dear. This is not necessary.

What I am going to do? Hang around here?

Their people are beautiful, they kill each other. And they charge me.

They obtain evidence against me for immorality and treason and murder.

And what else? Oh, they do a great job.

This is quite a big misunderstanding that can easily be cleaned up.

Well no thanks. They have done enough for me already.

- I'm hanging out while I can. - We will get rid of the colonel's body.

That may drop the murder charge.

And then, when you and I have completed our agreement ...

they will be rich again.

And you can still retain your position of trust.

Mike, you can't believe anything he says.

Madam, I assure you that I do not want problems, no more than you.

Now where are those documents?

So now do you believe me? Now?

Now they want to buy me again?

Why?

- Why doesn't it concern you. - Mike.

There is a plane leaving in an hour for my nation.

Those papers of yours must be on board.

Let's close our business now or I'll kill them both.

The papers are where they were.

These are the papers?

They're all here.

In 24 hours, I will be the hero that Strigas secured for the secretariat.

And General Kolodin will be dead.

You, my dear friend, will be rewarded later.

I do not ask for anything, Your Excellency.

May all credit be yours.

Mr. Donfield, I'm going to keep the coat.

Why not buy another one?

He can afford it.

I'm going to keep a close eye on them.

They were both wonderful. It was a very professional performance.

Has the fish bitten?

Until the reel. Now to put it in the pan.

Our pilot waits.

What are you going to do with all that money?

Deposit it. You see, before I start this ...

a safe in a Swiss bank was fixed .

Now, although the box is not in the Name of Ambassador Kurasov ...

we have leaked information ...

to make it look like it 's from Kurasov.

The general's agents have been watching.

Now, in that box will go this million dollars.

General Kolodin has the serial numbers of all the money issued.

Including the numbers of these notes.

Well it's absolutely devilish.

We try.

- Can you help me, Laslo, dear? - Of course, my dear.

And I can tell you how beautiful you look.

Well thank you very much dear.

You know, you seem very satisfied these days.

- Are you expecting something? - Yes actually.

- Maybe a little surprise. - Surprise?

Something like coming home as first secretary, maybe?

Laslo, did you hear something?

And since when does he enter without calling?

A thousand pardons, excellence.

But I have had some news that could not wait.

A home office.

- We should go back, yes? - yeah

You must go back.

On the next plane.

See my dear

Dime.

Was there something else?

Anything about an advance?

Oh yeah. I have advanced to take your place.

I am now the Ambassador.

Yes. We will see that when I get home.

When you come back you will be very busy ...

explaining to the secretary why he sends them the formula ...

for American floor wax.

What is he talking about?

But can not be.

I sent them the plans for Strigas.

They don't know anything about Strigas.

They believe that it does not exist.

You sent them floor wax.

Just a moment.

There is any error. An honest mistake.

I was just doing my duty.

Your duty?

Well, General Kolodin has some questions.

Something about a million dollars of money from our government ...

discovered in your safe in Switzerland.

What are you talking about?

The general will explain everything to you upon arrival.

I think you know these two gentlemen ...

from our Z section.

They will take you to the airport and accompany you on your journey.

And now...

Get out of here, stupid.

Goodbye.

Have a good flight.

Wear a coat.

I'd give him a pill, but it didn't work for me, you see.

Well what is the next case?

I am, the following case.