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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:50,175 Excuse me, can you tell me where the artists' rest home is, please? 2 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,678 It's right there, don't you see it? It's huge! 3 00:00:52,803 --> 00:00:53,845 Thanks a lot! 4 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:04,439 FIRST LOVE 5 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,327 What do you want? 6 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,330 There's a reservation in the name of Ugo Cremonesi, 7 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:23,458 comical actor. - It's too late to show up now. 8 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:25,335 Dinner was served a long time ago. 9 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:28,213 Don't you worry, I had a copious meal in a restaurant. 10 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:32,175 - What do you do here? - I'm the gardener, steward, porter... 11 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,844 - Do you also carry bags? - Yes. 12 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,597 Great, then get this suitcase. 13 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:41,101 No, that's my finger. Take the handle. 14 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:44,062 - It's my finger! - Wow, it's heavy! 15 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:48,233 - How's living here? - Just like you're at home. 16 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,319 Was hoping it'd be a little better... 17 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:55,365 Wow, what an entrance!... Looks like the Milan station. 18 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:01,872 - Feels so gloomy... - Do you have a cigarette? 19 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,874 Yes, why? Did you run out? 20 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,001 No, I only smoke other people's cigarettes. 21 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,128 Oh, yeah? Don't count on mine, then. 22 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,881 - Never mind, then. - Come on...! 23 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:14,551 Holy shit, man... 24 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:18,555 What a chandelier... A little run down, maybe... 25 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,515 What was this, Ramses' tomb? 26 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:24,811 An old hotel where the town hall turned it into a retirement home for artists. 27 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,565 Imagine! Queen Margarita used to spend her summers here! 28 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,567 - Listen... what's your name? - Pino. 29 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:35,155 Pino, might there be a leftover ham sandwich in the kitchen? 30 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,458 - One million. - Two million. 31 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,961 - Fold. -I'll bet 4 million. 32 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:54,841 Damn! I didn't know the Rothschilds were staying here too... 33 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:58,679 Don't mind them... They talk millions, but a million is three Lira. 34 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,933 - I'll see your 4 million. - And me. 35 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,103 - Three tens. - Straight. 36 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:14,236 - Where are we going now? - To see the commandant. 37 00:03:14,486 --> 00:03:17,864 The commandant?! Pino, maybe I didn't get it right, but... 38 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:23,120 is this a rest home or a barracks? - The director was in the army, a colonel. 39 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,832 Here it is. This is his office. 40 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,879 Here. 41 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:38,218 Ah, got to pull. 42 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,766 Excuse me... 43 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,981 Am I interrupting? 44 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:57,028 Yes, you are. But it's my duty to attend to you anyway. 45 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,282 Allow me to present myself, Ugo Cremonesi, better known as Picchio. 46 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,367 You surely must have heard of me. 47 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:03,910 Never. 48 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,788 Well, now you have! 49 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:10,917 Violoncello, eh? A beautiful instrument! 50 00:04:11,042 --> 00:04:12,544 Please don't touch the violoncello! 51 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,795 Don't worry, I... 52 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:18,759 Nope, nothing happened! It's all right! 53 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:23,513 Speaking of violoncellos, you know what they say? 54 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:28,977 "Pissing without farting is like playing without a bow." 55 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,481 I'll have you know I don't like jokes, and comics even less. 56 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:36,485 I am a comic with class and after 40 years of success 57 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:39,780 in the business, because of a bureaucratic oversight, 58 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,281 Is that correct? - Yes, it is. 59 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,158 Good... I'm still waiting for them 60 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:45,118 to pay the arrears on my pension. 61 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:48,747 Your problems don't interest me. Just remember 62 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:52,042 that while you're a guest here in this house you should respect 63 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,919 the rules like everyone else. 64 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:55,796 Yessir! 65 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,550 One more thing: If you have come here 66 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:04,137 to fuck me in the ass, you've gone through the wrong door. 67 00:05:04,679 --> 00:05:07,808 Now tell him to take you to room number 17. 68 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:11,061 177 No, I won't stay in room 17. 69 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,438 It's the only room available. 70 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,398 Then I'll take it. 71 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,943 It's just that a friend once had room 17 and... 72 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,570 I don't care about your friend's problems. 73 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,199 - Good night. - Good night. 74 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,417 What a great start. 75 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,587 The commandant assigned me to room 17. 76 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:42,092 Yeah. It became free this morning because the old tenant died. 77 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,730 This is the room. The key is in the lock. 78 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:59,484 Thanks a lot, and all the best. 79 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,735 Very generous of you... 80 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,265 Commandant! 81 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,978 - Sir! - You again... 82 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,022 There's a dead man in my room. 83 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:41,276 - You see what I mean about number 172?... - Number 17 is just an odd number. 84 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,653 Oh, yeah? Come see, please. 85 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,031 Let's see. 86 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,368 Look at him. Stiff and dressed in black. 87 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,917 But... he was here! 88 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,544 Look, sir, I assure you... 89 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:03,256 I'm sure that you and I are not going to get along. 90 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:06,134 I'm sure of that, too. I mean... 91 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,553 Sir... 92 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,727 Oh, I'm exhausted! 93 00:07:57,936 --> 00:07:59,062 Come on! 94 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:03,358 What are we doing?! Training for Marcialonga? 95 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,492 Hey! What are you doing? 96 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,329 Breathe in! 97 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:23,628 Good morning! Did you have a nice workout? 98 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:24,838 Hello, dear! 99 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:41,187 Look who's here! Picchio! 100 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,566 - Augustarello! - Picchio! 101 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,695 I'm here, friend. Your Picchio always standing fast. 102 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,321 Yes, like defending Porta Pia! 103 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,659 - Hello there, Vilma! - Picchio, what a pleasure to see you! 104 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:58,455 - You were great! - I still am! 105 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:01,833 Come and sit with us! Sit down, sit down! 106 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,836 Sooner or later we all end up here. 107 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:08,715 Whoa, there. I'm only here for a short holiday. 108 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:13,428 But mostly driven by nostalgia. You want to know the truth? 109 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:17,724 I've really come to see all my old friends again. 110 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:20,351 - You don't believe me? - By the way, 111 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,604 did you run into Piuppi Pogalletti? 112 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,856 - Dead. - Dead? 113 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,360 - And Nuccia D'Alba? - Also dead. 114 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:31,863 - And Constantino? - No, not he. 115 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:35,116 Constantino has three more years to retirement. 116 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,494 - But I don't think he'll make it. - Really? 117 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:42,999 - And that singer?... - Dead, dead, dead. 118 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,752 - What was his name? - Giorgio Floris. 119 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,378 What did I tell you? Also dead. 120 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,007 Useless asking, they're all dead. 121 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,011 It seems you're the only ones holding out. 122 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:07,398 - Black or with cream? - Black. Make it strong, eh?. 123 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,526 This is strong. 124 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,407 And you? 125 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,744 Black. And if possible, a smile. 126 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,122 Pardon. 127 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,874 I'll give you the coffee now. 128 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:27,168 The smile when I feel like it. 129 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,129 AR, riddles, huh? 130 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:32,882 - And the sugar? - It already has sugar. 131 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:39,681 - What do you think? - Well, could work for a one night stand. 132 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,558 I meant the coffee. 133 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,018 I've had better in the San Vittore prison. 134 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:49,524 And Gemma, that girl that was with you in Palermo? 135 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,819 Dumped her. The only woman who stayed with me 136 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,071 more than 15 days is my mother. 137 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,409 No! Is that Lucy!? 138 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,411 Lucy! 139 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,580 - Picchio! - My love! 140 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,040 - Does he bite? - No. 141 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,460 - How do I look? - Cute as a baby! 142 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,713 You know you look younger than you did ten years ago? 143 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,840 But not you, you were better a few years ago. 144 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:14,841 I did? - Yes. 145 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,217 As if you didn't... 146 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,344 One says that as a compliment, 147 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,555 but, my dear Lucy, time passes for everyone. 148 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,932 - What a boor. - Come on, it's a joke. 149 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:26,352 You're still a beautiful women. Acceptable. 150 00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:33,359 I said milk with coffee, not coffee with milk. 151 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,621 For me a little more coffee with milk, please. 152 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,831 I've already served you. 153 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,086 Now you're even after young girls? 154 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,880 Who, her? Please... 155 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:57,133 - I didn't even see her. - But you undressed her with your eyes. 156 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,470 Lying continues to be your favorite hobby. 157 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,889 Did you think I'd forget? 158 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:06,517 You said you were going out for a newspaper and you went to Palermo, 159 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,646 leaving me alone in that hotel room, 160 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,856 without even having paid the bill. 161 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:15,276 You didn't get upset for that, did you 162 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:18,905 Of course not, I laughed a lot. 163 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:23,284 Enough, Lucio! Do you know what I'm saying? I can't take anymore! 164 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,037 Find yourself someone else! I'm leaving! 165 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,415 Fred! Where're you going?! 166 00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:33,169 What're you doing?! Don't be so dramatic! 167 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:37,173 Come here, please forgive me! - Is it me or are they a bit queer? 168 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,060 Reading anything interesting? 169 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:04,450 Excuse me, aren't you the great Palmiro Calderoni? 170 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,954 No, sorry. 171 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,545 Chess, eh?... 172 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,593 He's asleep. 173 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,974 Check to the queen. 174 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,852 Mr. Ugo Cremonesi, stage name Picchio... 175 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:37,608 Hasn't anyone ever told you that a bit of exercise in the morning 176 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,319 is good for your health? 177 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,322 - No. - Fine. Then I'm telling you. 178 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:47,368 Tomorrow at 8 sharp, you will join the rest of us in the park. 179 00:13:48,619 --> 00:13:51,622 I've always been told that waking up late in the morning 180 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,250 is good for the skin. - That was just an advice. 181 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:55,251 Right. 182 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,378 Whereas, I'm giving you an order. 183 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,529 - Good morning, Renata. - Good morning. 184 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,857 Come in! 185 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,484 Ah, great! 186 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,362 If you'll step out a moment, I'll do your room. 187 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,490 You could also do it with me here. 188 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:52,827 It doesn't bother me. In fact, if you allow me 189 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,495 I'll lend you a hand. 190 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,622 As you wish. 191 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,499 I've made so many beds... 192 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,003 How old are you? 193 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:04,005 18. And you? 194 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,966 Uh... Many-three. 195 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,762 537 But retirement age is 60. 196 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,850 No. One retires after thirty years of working. 197 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:20,146 I've got 35 years under my belt. 198 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,024 I started as a child prodigy. 199 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,907 You have little eyes that I don't like at all. 200 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,534 Why not? 201 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,037 One day, on a packed bus, 202 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,414 there's this guy who puts his hand between my legs. 203 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,667 He had little eyes like yours. 204 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,379 - And do you know who he was? - No. Who was he? 205 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:46,797 A priest. 206 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:50,301 - Well I'd never do that. - Become a priest? 207 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,387 No, what the priest did. 208 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,059 Not that I wouldn't like it, on the contrary. 209 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,686 I just know my place. 210 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,564 When you think a thing it's the same as doing it. 211 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,733 What's that got to do with it? 212 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,777 For example, I've thought of inviting you to the movies, 213 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,280 but I haven't told you. - If you don't move, I'll sweep your feet. 214 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,283 Sorry. So are you coming or not? 215 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,410 - Where? - To the movies. 216 00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,038 You haven't asked me. You've only thought it. 217 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,749 - Yes, that's true, but... - I bet that now... 218 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,918 you're going to ask me which is my day off. 219 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,671 - Which day is it? - Thursday. 220 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,298 Is the cinema open on Thursdays? 221 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:32,009 The cinema is, but I'm closed. 222 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,805 - What will you do on that day? - I'll go see my grandmother. 223 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,391 I could take you there in my spider. 224 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,810 This way you won't run into any more priests. 225 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,814 It looks like I found another priest. Good day. 226 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:13,718 Bravo! Bravo, Fred! Bravo, my little boy! 227 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,721 - Don't exaggerate! - Bravo, Fred! 228 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,849 Bis! Bis! 229 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:30,318 Will you buy a raffle ticket? - Raffle?! 230 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,111 - Yes. - What raffle? 231 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:35,990 We try to guess which of the pensioners here 232 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:39,994 will die first. You write your guess here. 233 00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,455 And if you guess right, you get the pot. 234 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,999 - Do you get it? - Isn't it a little macabre? 235 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:48,336 Well, yes, but it's just a game like any other. 236 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,505 Besides, since death is at our doorstep 237 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,466 it's best to laugh and make light of it. 238 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,385 - Here. - Give me 500 lira. 239 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,511 Sure... 240 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,395 You bastard! You wrote my name! 241 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,149 You said we had to laugh at it, right? Well then? 242 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,484 You son of a bitch! 243 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,320 When we worked with those twins in Milan, 244 00:19:56,404 --> 00:19:58,447 what was the name of the one you had? - Nieves. 245 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,325 And the other one, the one who went on eating, what was her name? 246 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:05,162 Dolores. I always took out Nieves because she was on a diet. 247 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,457 But one day I mistakenly invited the other one 248 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,793 to lunch at Savini. 249 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,920 Got hit with a 4,000 bill... 250 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,971 Renata! 251 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,308 Didn't you say Thursday was your day off? 252 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:30,187 Me? I never said that. My day off is Wednesday. 253 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,943 - Where are you going? - I told you: to see my grandmother. 254 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,196 And the basket with the cake? Where did you leave it? 255 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,115 Have you forgotten it? 256 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,494 - What basket? - Like Little Red Riding Hood. 257 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,873 - Goodbye. - No, wait, I'll take you. 258 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:52,710 You'll get there quicker and avoid the big bad wolf. 259 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:58,257 I think you're wasting your time working in that sort of prison. 260 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,218 In that graveyard, with this body of yours. 261 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,637 You know, you could work in the theater! 262 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,222 Improving your diction, of course. 263 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,349 And what would I do in the theater? 264 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,770 I could make a great soubrette out of you! 265 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:15,524 I can see you coming down the stairs in the nude, dressed only in sequins. 266 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,402 Yeah... I'd love it. 267 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,488 I'd really like that. 268 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,408 It's got to be better than turning beds. You know, they wet the beds? 269 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,910 I know... Who? 270 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,536 The old ones. 271 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:32,249 Can you stop at the shop? I want to buy some gum. 272 00:22:32,059 --> 00:22:34,103 Muratti, whites, please. 273 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,691 - 800. - Here. 274 00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,753 Little Red Riding Hood! 275 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,508 How's your grandmother? 276 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,261 Fine, thank you. 277 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,889 Did she eat the cake? 278 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,141 What are you doing here? Spying on me? 279 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,102 No. It's just that I too got lost in the forest. 280 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,023 In that case I'll show you the way. 281 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:22,276 Bottom of the stairs, first floor, room 17. 282 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,488 Good night. 283 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,370 I've been with my grandmother all day. 284 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,874 And I have no intention of spending the night with grandpa. 285 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:49,762 I unite you in matrimony, in the name of the Father, 286 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:53,182 the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Amen. 287 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,823 I don't understand how a woman so young and beautiful 288 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,159 can get married to a man so old. 289 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:16,038 Because she's Polish and marriage gets her Italian citizenship. 290 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:18,332 And then she can go to bed with whomever she pleases. 291 00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,834 We're in a church, watch your language! 292 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:28,968 Marriage should be for love, not convenience! 293 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:32,596 It should unite and not separate... 294 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:36,225 It should be companionship, not solitude. 295 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:38,936 Therefore, may God help me 296 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:42,356 for declaring you man and wife. 297 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,630 What's the matter, you're crying? 298 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:10,259 It's nothing, I always cry at weddings. 299 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:14,096 That's exaggerating... what will you do on your wedding day? 300 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:17,099 - I won't get there. - How's that? 301 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,893 I'm not going to marry! 302 00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:24,523 See how my heart's beating... 303 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:27,985 You feel it? 304 00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:37,286 It's not my fault that the heart's behind a breast. 305 00:25:39,413 --> 00:25:41,790 Long live the bride and groom! Hurray! 306 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:47,421 Kiss the bride! - Congratulations! 307 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:03,562 Today is a day of celebration for our house and for our family. 308 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,440 Because we are a family 309 00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:10,319 and a family means unity, it means agreement... 310 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,446 Hey, your shoe's untied. 311 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:22,664 We rejoice in this happy occasion 312 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:27,586 and give our beloved friend our sincerest congratulations. 313 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:34,927 And now, let's politely approach the refreshment table.. 314 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:36,220 Let's go. 315 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:11,880 I'm sorry to leave you like this... 316 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:15,884 Normally, after wedding, the bride and groom... 317 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:20,097 Do you want you to be alone with me, go to your room... 318 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:22,141 Want you to make love? 319 00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:26,728 Make love? Me? Not anymore... 320 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:32,151 But you could write me a letter 321 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:34,027 once in a while. 322 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:46,165 The trick is to last until you're 80. 323 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:50,294 Because I've discovered that after 80 324 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,254 hardly anyone dies. 325 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,548 That's true! 326 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:01,305 I'll leave the door open tonight. 327 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,350 You're a good dancer. 328 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,853 A gentleman dances well when the lady follows him. 329 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,939 - And how am I doing? - Badly. 330 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:55,984 No... You dance like Ginger Rogers. 331 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,246 - Sorry. - No, wait. 332 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,633 Would you allow me this dance? 333 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:30,644 Tell me, Ugo, you wouldn't be falling in love with the maid? 334 00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:32,771 Me?! 335 00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:37,526 The word "love"” doesn't exist in my vocabulary. 336 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:43,532 Miss, a man is waiting for you. He said you to hurry. 337 00:29:45,909 --> 00:29:49,162 Forgive me, love, I have to go. 338 00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:58,171 Goodbye, sir. - You're leaving? I'll see you out. 339 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:00,757 Goodbye, and congratulations. 340 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,516 Write to me! 341 00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,769 I thank you in the name of our pensioners 342 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:14,813 for the marvelous donation. 343 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:27,951 Attention! 344 00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,038 Attention! Attention! 345 00:30:31,413 --> 00:30:34,791 Our beloved Picchio is going to delight us with one of his acts! 346 00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:42,591 No need to... - A round of applause for Picchio! 347 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,929 I'll do some impersonations. 348 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:51,350 The guys in a pool hall: the drunk. 349 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:54,287 The second person at the pool hall: a guy a little bit like that 350 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,670 He's a homo! 351 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,822 Renata are you bringing my coffee or what?! 352 00:33:11,865 --> 00:33:16,077 That bitch! Always pretends not to hear you... 353 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:21,833 - Renata! - I'm coming! 354 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:27,130 What manners! If there was a man in here he'd show you! 355 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:13,552 Careful, those games at our age can be dangerous. 356 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:23,562 - Shoulders on the ground. - No. 357 00:34:26,731 --> 00:34:28,608 - Give up! 358 00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:31,361 - Shoulders on the ground! - No. 359 00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:36,741 - Shoulders on the ground! - No. 360 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,121 - Give up. - I do. 361 00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:04,978 Deal. 362 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,026 Finally, here's the coffee! 363 00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:18,533 Thank you. 364 00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:21,995 I'll teach that theatre actor his manners! 365 00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:27,292 If you bring this to me later, I'll mend it for you. 366 00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:30,045 Yes. 367 00:35:34,924 --> 00:35:36,259 Thank you, Picchio. 368 00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:39,012 For what? 369 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,431 I found out you've fought for me. 370 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:44,059 Ah, yeah... I sure have... 371 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:50,815 Are we playing or no? 372 00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:55,403 - Let's play... - Let's play. 373 00:35:57,072 --> 00:36:00,033 - What the hell are you laughing about? - Nothing, nothing. 374 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,078 - Let's play. - It's your turn. 375 00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:39,614 - Who is it? - Me, Renata. 376 00:36:51,501 --> 00:36:53,086 What do you want? 377 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,631 I can't sleep. 378 00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:58,883 And?... 379 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:01,511 Have you tried counting sheep? 380 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,889 Hang on, I'll give you a sleeping pill. 381 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:09,978 - I'm scared. - Scared? Of what? 382 00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:13,648 I had a nightmare. 383 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:16,901 It happens sometimes... It happened when I was a little girl, too. 384 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,739 I've been crying. 385 00:37:21,614 --> 00:37:24,242 And what do you want me to do? 386 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:30,749 If I could stay with you... I won't bother you, I promise. 387 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:40,175 I need to feel... that someone loves me. 388 00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:56,149 I'll sit here, I won't bother you. 389 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,695 Why have you come here, to me? 390 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:03,948 You've been nice to me today. 391 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,410 I feel I can trust in you. 392 00:38:10,830 --> 00:38:14,459 But you can't spend the whole night sitting in a chair. 393 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:18,588 It's better... you come here. 394 00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,426 Don't be frightened. You said you trusted me. Over the covers. 395 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:40,610 - Won't you be cold? - No. I'm fine. 396 00:38:47,617 --> 00:38:51,204 My arm"s left on the other side... it doesn't matter. 397 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,602 Now it's me who can't sleep. 398 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:46,801 It snows so beautifully! 399 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,554 Commander, do you want an umbrella? 400 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:51,180 - I never use umbrellas! - Very well. 401 00:39:52,265 --> 00:39:53,683 Are we going to the sea on this snow? 402 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:56,811 There's sun at the sea. Let's hurry, I want to be on time. 403 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,062 Quickly! 404 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:02,191 Come on! Hurry up! 405 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:11,284 - Lucio, have you brought the thermos? - You were supposed to bring it! 406 00:40:11,326 --> 00:40:12,911 Me?! Always me! 407 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:17,707 Commander, may I sit next to you? - Come along, no favoritism. 408 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,835 - Is everybody here? - Picchio's missing. 409 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,462 - Why? Where is he? - He's sick. 410 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:23,671 Too bad for him! 411 00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:28,968 Guys, please, let's not be too noisy! 412 00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:48,363 Pino! It's just us today, huh? 413 00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:52,951 - We have the whole house to ourselves. - You can have my half. 414 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:57,205 Why's that? Don't you think we'd be fine, the two of us? 415 00:40:57,622 --> 00:41:01,376 Look... I, sprawled on the armchair. 416 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:04,253 You cleaning up, waiting on me at the table, 417 00:41:04,504 --> 00:41:08,257 cooking meals for me... Think of how great it'll be! 418 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:09,634 Great for you! 419 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,292 - Who was that? - Who was who? 420 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:47,797 - On the motorcycle. - Oh, him? My brother. 421 00:41:48,256 --> 00:41:50,425 You never told me you had a brother. 422 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,428 - It's nothing to brag about. - Oh, no? 423 00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:58,558 Yeah... Like when I took you to the kiosk and you left me stranded. 424 00:41:58,933 --> 00:42:01,686 The truth is that day it's you who left me stranded. 425 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:04,897 - Me? - Of course! 426 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:08,818 I didn't go in to buy gum. I went in to use the bathroom. 427 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:11,320 When I came out, you were gone. 428 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:14,323 So then I thought: "How rude! 429 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,201 Acting the gentleman and then he leaves me here.” 430 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:21,664 If you only knew what I thought... 431 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:23,958 You wouldn't be jealous, would you? 432 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,545 Me, jealous!? Please! 433 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:31,090 An artist can't be jealous. Curiosity... 434 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:34,594 I'd like to know something about your life. 435 00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,972 The first time I ran away from home I was 11. 436 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,224 Renata, bring me the tomatoes! 437 00:42:42,351 --> 00:42:43,686 And why did you run away? 438 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,105 Because they wanted me to make me eat Carlotta. 439 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,107 Carlotta? Who's that? 440 00:42:48,357 --> 00:42:49,484 A hen. 441 00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:54,072 I loved her. We played together We were friends! 442 00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:55,615 I slept at the train station 443 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:58,576 and when I got back I found Carlotta's thigh in the refrigerator. 444 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:01,245 I took it and buried it in the orchard. 445 00:43:03,456 --> 00:43:05,249 How long have you been working here? 446 00:43:06,250 --> 00:43:08,377 I came when I was 15. 447 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:11,631 The director took me under his wing. 448 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:14,967 And to better protect you he took you into his bed. 449 00:43:16,886 --> 00:43:18,638 How do you know? 450 00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,265 Typical! 451 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:29,524 Does he still protect you? 452 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:33,027 No. I made him understand that if he tried again, I'd leave. 453 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,404 I'm tired of this place! 454 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,534 Do you know how much everyone's age in here adds up to? 455 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:42,495 4,620! 456 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:46,249 - Did you count me in that? - No. 457 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:54,006 Stand up, youth! Go outside and breathe some fresh air! 458 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:59,178 Take advantage of this beautiful day and breathe with your lungs full! 459 00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:00,429 Yessir, Colonel! 460 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,940 Didn't you hear me? You too!... Go on! 461 00:44:24,579 --> 00:44:26,080 Would you like a small liqueur? 462 00:44:26,706 --> 00:44:28,708 - Will you have one with me? - Sure. 463 00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:35,214 Next time I'll bring my violoncello and dedicate my favorite song to you. 464 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:36,591 Thank you! 465 00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:45,159 I'll open it, Mr. Ugo, but if Ms Lucy finds out it's your problem. 466 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:47,036 Don't worry. 467 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,539 Look how beautiful she was! 468 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:55,002 You're telling me!? She was my soubrette and my friend. 469 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:57,129 But not even one photo of me, eh? 470 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,256 Hello, Pallina! 471 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:02,885 How is that possible? AR, there it is! 472 00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:05,429 Ah! Taormina! See? That's me! 473 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:08,516 She was head over heels in love with me. 474 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,018 Want me to show you her dresses? 475 00:46:11,394 --> 00:46:13,396 They're marvelous! Look... 476 00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:18,317 - See? They're fabulous! - Ah, "Castles in the sky"! 477 00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:22,071 - And this one? - "All dressed up and nowhere to go" 478 00:46:22,196 --> 00:46:25,324 - Look, how chic! - "Ah! Blackbeard is waiting for you!" 479 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:28,202 And this one? 480 00:46:28,536 --> 00:46:31,330 It's from the end of the first act of "Paradise for All". 481 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:34,458 - How do I look? - You'd look fine even without it. 482 00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:41,424 Oh! Look at that! "Bataclan Number 1". 483 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:45,845 You see? All ostrich feathers. 484 00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:49,307 Try it on. Let's see how it... 485 00:46:51,183 --> 00:46:56,105 A little bit forward. Like that! The pearl in the middle to the front. 486 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:03,738 You look like a queen! 487 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,366 Beautiful! 488 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,497 Come on, children! 489 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:16,000 It's time to go! 490 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:21,505 Faster! Faster! 491 00:47:24,717 --> 00:47:26,844 Breathe in! 492 00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:40,608 There, spread your arms. Right foot... 493 00:47:40,649 --> 00:47:42,985 Sensually... Two... 494 00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,904 Three... Four... 495 00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:49,617 - The ass... - No, I'm embarrassed, I can't do this! 496 00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:52,912 Come on, you're great! From the start! 497 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:57,666 Spread your arms. Sweet, sexy...! 498 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:53,157 Bravo! Stupendous! Formidable! 499 00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:55,159 Come here... 500 00:50:07,922 --> 00:50:11,050 Hey, dancer, they've come back! 501 00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:14,053 - What do I do? - Go change. I'll retain Lucy. 502 00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:19,183 Good evening, sir. 503 00:50:22,061 --> 00:50:26,565 How did it go? Did everyone have fun? 504 00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:30,778 - And you, did you have fun? - Well... 505 00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:34,907 Turn off these lights. The council is paying for it. 506 00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:37,701 Lucy, Lucy! Wait... 507 00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:42,039 Lucy, where are you going? 508 00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:44,917 Why don't we spend a little time together, eh? 509 00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:49,588 - We never talk. - It's not my fault. 510 00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:52,591 Yes, I know. It's probably my fault. 511 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:56,679 I haven't paid you enough attention. But you'll see that now... 512 00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:00,224 You'll see that now... 513 00:51:00,349 --> 00:51:02,560 Now... Why don't you go lay down for a bit? 514 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,480 You must be tired from your trip... Go on, I'll see you later. 515 00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:10,734 - Yes... See you. - See you soon. 516 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:19,618 - Hey, Picchio! You stayed here, huh? - You think I'm crazy? 517 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:22,121 You really must have enjoyed yourselves! 518 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:24,331 The manager surely did! 519 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:27,585 You think it's normal to have us travel 180 kilometers 520 00:51:27,710 --> 00:51:31,589 for a little nookie? 521 00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:34,758 - The power... -The power! 522 00:51:36,385 --> 00:51:39,763 Mr. Picchio, the manager would like to speak with you. 523 00:51:39,888 --> 00:51:43,517 The manager? Is he imagining I'll do whatever he says? 524 00:51:43,767 --> 00:51:47,479 We're not under his orders, I'll go see him when I feel like it! 525 00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:52,026 - Go on! - I'll go right now. 526 00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:01,285 Renata! 527 00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:04,413 What happened? 528 00:52:24,683 --> 00:52:27,936 - I don't seem to have heard you knocking. - Because I didn't knock. 529 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:29,271 Now I understand. 530 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:31,815 Do you know why I've called you? 531 00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:35,319 I think so. I'm not sure, but I think I know. 532 00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:39,907 - Think whatever you want, you're wrong. - It's for you to sign this document. 533 00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,951 - May I read it? - It's for your pension. 534 00:52:43,327 --> 00:52:45,829 I took care of it personally. 535 00:52:46,789 --> 00:52:49,458 Oh, what an honor! Personally! 536 00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:53,170 So that you can pay your bill like everyone else. 537 00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:58,300 I'll sign, but I'm not counting on it. 538 00:53:00,219 --> 00:53:03,806 Be honest, sir: you don't like me at all. 539 00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:07,101 Bravo! You can also read my thoughts! 540 00:53:07,434 --> 00:53:10,104 It's not difficult. One just has to pay attention. 541 00:53:10,229 --> 00:53:14,608 You try it too. Concentrate and read what's written here. 542 00:53:14,733 --> 00:53:17,194 - Can you read it? - Get out! 543 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,738 See you could do it? 544 00:53:19,988 --> 00:53:23,492 You just have to concentrate. It's not hard at all. 545 00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:25,703 Commander... 546 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:31,250 - You like it? - Well... 547 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:39,133 Haha, to steal a car they set fire to the garage. 548 00:53:39,508 --> 00:53:41,135 You look like new! 549 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:43,345 - Who's next? - Him, him... 550 00:53:49,017 --> 00:53:50,519 Nothing to the hair, 551 00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:53,272 just a touch-up to the beard. - Gotcha! 552 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:02,281 - Excuse me, but... - Tell me. 553 00:54:02,531 --> 00:54:04,783 It looks like the bird is out of the cage. 554 00:54:04,908 --> 00:54:06,118 No. 555 00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,291 Very well... 556 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,919 - There! Fixed! - Oh my god! 557 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:41,195 I have something for you. Guess what it is. 558 00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:45,407 - Nice or...? - Nice, I think. Guess which hand it's in. 559 00:54:47,409 --> 00:54:49,953 - In the left. - Correct! 560 00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:52,581 Wanna bet it's a bill? 561 00:55:00,214 --> 00:55:01,548 Easy, Picchio... 562 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:05,302 Easy... it could be what you've been waiting so long for! 563 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:44,842 It is! 564 00:55:45,259 --> 00:55:48,512 My severance payment! It's here! Renata! 565 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:51,014 Just a moment... 566 00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:08,365 Oh my god! 567 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,910 What a thrill! - Oh my god! 568 00:56:12,744 --> 00:56:15,664 - How wonderful! - My head is spinning. 569 00:56:22,296 --> 00:56:27,551 Praised be the schmuck Who took the bill! 570 00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:31,388 Thank you... Thank you! 571 00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:35,058 You all are kind of stupid, but nice. 572 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:39,688 I'm sorry this kind of a farewell party... 573 00:56:40,147 --> 00:56:43,692 I'd like to take you all around the world! 574 00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:47,321 Who knows! We'll probably see each other again one day! 575 00:56:47,446 --> 00:56:51,199 The later, the better! If you're still alive... 576 00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:54,328 Go to bed, everyone! 577 00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:58,540 You know the one about the parrot and the hen? 578 00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:04,338 Will you let me tell it to you or not? 579 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,470 Lucy! What's the matter? 580 00:57:12,095 --> 00:57:13,347 Are you ok? 581 00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:17,935 Tell me the truth... Am I old? 582 00:57:19,603 --> 00:57:22,230 - Ugly? 583 00:57:23,231 --> 00:57:25,984 You're still precious... And desirable. 584 00:57:27,986 --> 00:57:32,491 - You're just saying that. - No. It's the truth. 585 00:57:34,368 --> 00:57:35,827 Come... 586 00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:40,374 Picchio! 587 00:57:40,499 --> 00:57:45,504 Don't ever trust a kiss at midnight... 588 00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:50,008 Even if the moon is up, Don't put your trust in it. 589 00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:54,846 Because, because A midnight kiss... 590 00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:02,896 Oh my god, how my head is spinning! 591 00:58:04,982 --> 00:58:08,026 Sir, my love! 592 00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:11,530 I marvel at you, Ms!! 593 00:58:16,159 --> 00:58:21,039 Don't ever trust a kiss at midnight... 594 00:58:21,415 --> 00:58:26,253 Even if the moon is up, Don't put your trust in it. 595 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:31,133 Because, because A midnight kiss... 596 00:58:31,299 --> 00:58:34,928 Will make you fall in love! 597 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:39,433 Midnight is for love! Midnight is for dreams! 598 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:46,023 You're leaving tomorrow, but I assure you you'll not be missed! 599 00:59:00,662 --> 00:59:02,039 Renata... 600 00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:06,209 Wake up, Renata. 601 00:59:06,835 --> 00:59:09,212 Good news... we're leaving tomorrow. 602 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:13,967 - Where to? - To Rome. 603 00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,596 Who said I wanted to go to Rome? 604 00:59:17,846 --> 00:59:19,347 What do you mean "who"? You said it! 605 00:59:19,347 --> 00:59:22,225 Yeah, I probably did... But now, let me sleep! 606 00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:25,228 - But, did you say it or not? - Yes, I might have said it, 607 00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:27,189 but if I go, I'll go alone. 608 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:30,942 I don't want everyone saying that 609 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:33,445 Renata ran away with an old man! 610 00:59:33,695 --> 00:59:36,323 Enough with the "old man"! 611 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:40,452 I never want to hear that again! Quit calling me old! 612 00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:42,120 Don't ever say it again! 613 00:59:43,872 --> 00:59:45,373 I'm sorry my love. 614 00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:55,842 - So, are you coming or not? - You know that I always keep my word. 615 00:59:56,384 --> 01:00:00,514 Yeah... except when changing ideas and doing the exact contrary. 616 01:00:01,765 --> 01:00:05,852 So let's do this: you go, let me know where you are, and I'll follow you. 617 01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:10,649 - You swear? - Swearing is useless! 618 01:00:11,024 --> 01:00:13,985 You know I can break my oath. - I know it. 619 01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:16,279 Give me two or three days. Trust me. 620 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:19,658 Trust me... Yes, I trust you. 621 01:00:21,660 --> 01:00:22,911 I trust you... 622 01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:30,418 - Or don't I? - You do! Let me sleep now. 623 01:00:32,295 --> 01:00:33,505 I trust you. 624 01:00:39,427 --> 01:00:43,140 Farewell, Peace Rest Home. 625 01:00:43,682 --> 01:00:45,058 Peace... hardly. 626 01:00:46,184 --> 01:00:47,894 Rest... 627 01:00:48,395 --> 01:00:50,147 if you can call it that... 628 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:25,849 Why are you standing there like a zombie? Get in! 629 01:01:32,981 --> 01:01:35,734 - Well... Shall we go? - Yes. 630 01:01:54,961 --> 01:01:58,006 Tell me the truth... Do you regret leaving? 631 01:01:58,465 --> 01:02:00,842 No, I was tired of all those old folks. 632 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:03,887 But you left with me. 633 01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:07,474 Yes. 634 01:02:11,019 --> 01:02:12,896 Am I not old? 635 01:02:14,648 --> 01:02:15,732 No. 636 01:02:17,901 --> 01:02:20,153 Why don't you try falling in love with me? 637 01:02:21,863 --> 01:02:25,158 - It never occurred to me. - Well, think about it. 638 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,788 How does one know when one's in love? 639 01:02:29,913 --> 01:02:32,165 It's easy. For example... 640 01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,668 Would you use my toothbrush? 641 01:02:36,419 --> 01:02:37,796 No. 642 01:02:39,297 --> 01:02:41,424 Then it means you're not in love with me. 643 01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:45,428 Why? Do you have to use the same toothbrush? 644 01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:48,556 I, on the other hand, would use your toothbrush. 645 01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:52,644 Why, are you're in love with me? 646 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:58,817 - No, not really. - Then you're in love with my toothbrush. 647 01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:03,071 That's a good one! 648 01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:23,967 Hey, guys, take a look! 649 01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:26,803 Wow, what a doll! 650 01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:29,347 Pretty, huh? 651 01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,482 A babe, huh?! 652 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,696 Small dog, tall weeds... 653 01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:48,241 What the fuck do you want? 654 01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:54,497 - Bye, Robert. See you in Palermo. - See you then. 655 01:04:06,217 --> 01:04:08,887 You were so hungry and now you're not eating! 656 01:04:10,263 --> 01:04:11,973 I want to go back. 657 01:04:12,766 --> 01:04:13,767 Why? 658 01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:16,394 - Because I'm scared. - Scared of what? 659 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:19,773 - Of Rome. - C'mon! 660 01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:22,650 Ugo, if you love me, take me back. 661 01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:27,238 Let's do this... We'll go to Rome for just one day. 662 01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:30,241 If you don't like it, I'll take you back. 663 01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:32,786 If you like it, you stay. Alright? 664 01:04:34,162 --> 01:04:35,663 Hang on a minute... 665 01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:40,043 - Enjoying your meal? - Yes, thanks. 666 01:04:41,169 --> 01:04:45,131 Why didn't you get the pot roast? They make the best in the world here! 667 01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:46,800 - Oh, yeah? - For sure. 668 01:04:47,926 --> 01:04:50,929 - Those guys... are friends of yours? - Yeah, why? 669 01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:53,181 I think they're missing you. 670 01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:56,684 I just wanted to pay a compliment to the young lady. 671 01:04:56,810 --> 01:04:59,020 You shouldn't let a girl like her out... 672 01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:00,772 Better keep her in a bank vault. 673 01:05:01,439 --> 01:05:02,941 Are you her father? 674 01:05:04,692 --> 01:05:05,944 No, he's my uncle. 675 01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:11,574 - Can I offer you a digestif? - No, thanks. 676 01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:15,703 Then I won't bother you any more. 677 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:18,915 Sounds like a great idea! 678 01:05:27,465 --> 01:05:28,716 Excuse me... 679 01:05:29,843 --> 01:05:32,470 Bye, niece. Naughty uncle, right? 680 01:05:33,096 --> 01:05:34,347 Let's go, boys! 681 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:37,058 - How'd it go? - Great. Even got her phone number. 682 01:05:44,983 --> 01:05:48,194 - He was nice. - Seemed a jackass to me. 683 01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:52,949 He managed to brush up against you, didn't he? 684 01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:55,994 A great start! 685 01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:25,899 - Good morning. Come in. - Good morning. 686 01:06:29,777 --> 01:06:33,656 Excuse me, is the concierge the one from last year? I don't remember his name. 687 01:06:33,865 --> 01:06:36,367 - Carlo. - That's it, Carlo. 688 01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:40,997 Come, my dear. 689 01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:46,920 - Carletto, how are you? - Good morning, sir. 690 01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:50,924 Give me a beautiful double room! The best you have, please. 691 01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:55,553 - Let's see what we can do. - Thanks. With a view, if possible. 692 01:06:56,137 --> 01:06:57,555 Even if it's on the pool. 693 01:06:58,806 --> 01:06:59,933 My ID. 694 01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:03,311 I'll give you Room 320. One of the best. 695 01:07:04,521 --> 01:07:07,565 Renata! Renata! 696 01:07:08,024 --> 01:07:09,692 - Come here! - What does that mean? 697 01:07:12,654 --> 01:07:14,822 I want you to meet a friend of mine. 698 01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:17,784 He played right wing for Gallaratese. 699 01:07:18,076 --> 01:07:20,662 He's here because Ternana wants to buy him. 700 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:23,957 Oh, yeah? Well, get his autograph and let's go. 701 01:07:24,082 --> 01:07:28,169 What autograph? He's my friend. He's here because the club wants to sell him. 702 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:32,590 - Do you want me to buy him? - Don't be silly! 703 01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:35,718 See you later, Aldo. It was good seeing you. 704 01:07:35,843 --> 01:07:37,095 Same here. 705 01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:42,100 - Allow me... - Come in, my dear. 706 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:44,227 Please... 707 01:07:44,978 --> 01:07:46,229 Here we are... 708 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:52,610 Look, real fruit! Exotic! 709 01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:00,326 This is the suite. 710 01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:05,748 - What's this? - Bedroom and the living room. 711 01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:09,711 Rome... 712 01:08:12,005 --> 01:08:14,841 The Eternal City, at your feet. 713 01:08:17,594 --> 01:08:21,097 - Come in! - Excuse me... 714 01:08:24,726 --> 01:08:26,227 - For the two of you. - Thank you. 715 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:27,437 - Thank you - Your keys. 716 01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:28,479 Thank you. 717 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,070 Stereo... 718 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,119 And why a single bed? 719 01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:46,873 That way, if you're scared at night, you'll have a place by my side. 720 01:08:47,498 --> 01:08:50,335 How stupid of me! I hadn't thought of that. 721 01:08:57,383 --> 01:09:00,094 Champagne... Come in! 722 01:09:02,513 --> 01:09:04,390 May 1? - Flowers. 723 01:09:19,030 --> 01:09:21,491 - Here, dear... Five thousand. - Thank you. 724 01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:26,037 What beautiful roses! 725 01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:28,498 You like them? 726 01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:30,375 Flowers, even... 727 01:09:32,919 --> 01:09:34,295 Thank you. 728 01:09:42,553 --> 01:09:45,181 They're not from you, they're from the hotel. 729 01:09:45,306 --> 01:09:47,016 Yes, but I paid for them. 730 01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:50,687 Cheers! 731 01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:55,186 Come in! 732 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:04,946 Who are you? You've got the wrong room. 733 01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:19,585 Ugo, what did you do? 734 01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:22,046 You don't like me like this? 735 01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:25,299 At least, instead of saying I'm your uncle, 736 01:12:25,967 --> 01:12:28,553 you'll be able to introduce me as your cousin. 737 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:34,725 Look what your cousin has brought you. 738 01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:42,942 - How beautiful! For me? - Who else? 739 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:48,239 - It must've cost you a lot! - More than this one... a fake. 740 01:12:50,116 --> 01:12:54,120 You know, the only ring I've ever had I got it from an Easter egg... 741 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:58,374 Allow me, ma'am... 742 01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:04,755 Thank you. 743 01:13:17,643 --> 01:13:18,728 My God... 744 01:13:19,478 --> 01:13:21,731 I hope I don't end up like Professor Unrat. 745 01:13:22,607 --> 01:13:23,774 Who? 746 01:13:25,109 --> 01:13:27,862 The main character in an old film: "The Blue Angel". 747 01:13:28,905 --> 01:13:31,157 He fell madly in love with a dancer. 748 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,785 He went crazy, then you know what he did? 749 01:13:37,038 --> 01:13:40,416 "Cockle Doodle-Doo!" 750 01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:45,046 "Cockle Doodle-Doo!" 751 01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:50,051 You understand, my little hen? 752 01:13:51,761 --> 01:13:55,514 Cluck cluck cluck cluck? 753 01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:57,892 "Cockle Doodle-Doo!" 754 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:23,584 - What do we do? Wait? - Wait?! 755 01:14:23,960 --> 01:14:25,670 The agent is an old friend... 756 01:14:25,962 --> 01:14:28,798 Here... No... this way 757 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:34,929 Hello! Excuse us... Come in. 758 01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:39,058 My dear Commendatore, how are you? 759 01:14:39,850 --> 01:14:42,353 Ugo Cremonesi, stage name "Picchio”. 760 01:14:43,354 --> 01:14:44,939 Ah, yes... 761 01:14:45,231 --> 01:14:48,859 So much time has gone by... who knows what you've been thinking of me! 762 01:14:48,985 --> 01:14:51,445 The truth is, I was a little bit worried. 763 01:14:51,570 --> 01:14:55,491 Oh yeah? Well, I'm here. Picchio, always standing fast. 764 01:14:56,242 --> 01:14:58,703 Look... Look what I've brought you. 765 01:15:00,621 --> 01:15:02,498 Come, come, my dear. 766 01:15:06,585 --> 01:15:09,505 - Good morning, Commendatore. - Good morning, Miss. 767 01:15:10,881 --> 01:15:13,342 - Have a seat, please. - Thank you. 768 01:15:16,387 --> 01:15:18,139 Well, let's get to the point. 769 01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:22,476 I'm here to form a troupe for a great revue! 770 01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:24,770 Lovely thought! 771 01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:28,107 It's been at least ten years since there"s been a revue! 772 01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:32,028 And you get up one beautiful morning and want to resurrect it. 773 01:15:32,153 --> 01:15:36,365 I'm talking something big... A grand spectacle! 774 01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:38,409 Besides, we have the soubrette. 775 01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:41,787 Renata Mazzetti, stage name Renée Bijou. 776 01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:46,000 You know there's money. 777 01:15:46,042 --> 01:15:48,669 How can I explain to you that the revues are dead? 778 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:53,049 And you know who killed it? The ham actors. Yes, the half-assed actors like you. 779 01:15:53,799 --> 01:15:56,177 - Is that what you think? - Yes. 780 01:15:56,927 --> 01:15:58,763 Then, you know what? I'm leaving. 781 01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:02,141 I only told you to help you. I just wanted you to do business. 782 01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:05,311 Let's go, Renata! What are you doing? Saying goodbye?! 783 01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:08,564 You don't say goodbye to strangers and he is a stranger. 784 01:16:08,814 --> 01:16:12,318 I don't know him, and if I don't know him, nor do you! 785 01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:14,779 - Excuse miss, I wanted to... - Yes? 786 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:16,697 - Let's go, Renata! - Just a minute! 787 01:16:16,822 --> 01:16:20,034 I wanted to tell you that, if you could come back alone... 788 01:16:20,701 --> 01:16:23,162 we could set up something for you. 789 01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:26,957 I'm sorry, Commendatore. It's both of us, or neither. 790 01:16:29,835 --> 01:16:32,213 Giovanna! I'm not in here! 791 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:43,057 - Here's the key, Gianni. - Have a good evening. 792 01:16:46,227 --> 01:16:48,479 Will you get it into your head we're in a luxury hotel, 793 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:50,231 that costs 200,000 lira a day? 794 01:16:50,314 --> 01:16:51,357 So what? 795 01:16:51,357 --> 01:16:54,193 So you shouldn't act like you're staying in a boarding house. 796 01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:56,737 Stick to "Good morning,” "Good night" with the staff and that's it! 797 01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:57,988 No familiarities! 798 01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:00,574 - Fine, uncle. - And don't call me uncle! 799 01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:04,495 Fine, Picchio. Now I have to go for a moment to the toilet. 800 01:17:04,745 --> 01:17:06,497 Go on, take a piss. 801 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:19,260 Renata! 802 01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:26,892 - Hi, Aldo, how are you? - Phenomenal! Ternana bought me. 803 01:17:27,143 --> 01:17:28,853 They gave me a nice signing bonus. 804 01:17:29,019 --> 01:17:32,481 - We should celebrate. Let's go to a bar. - I can't. 805 01:17:32,773 --> 01:17:35,359 There's a nice bar near by. 806 01:17:35,484 --> 01:17:38,112 - But we have to hurry. - Two minutes. 807 01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:57,756 How can I help you, Mr Cremonesi? 808 01:17:57,798 --> 01:18:01,552 - Have you seen my lady leave? - No, I haven't seen her. 809 01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:07,183 Look in the box. She probably left a message. 810 01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:11,520 This is your bill, Mr. Cremonesi. 811 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,129 Excuse me... 812 01:19:19,838 --> 01:19:22,591 Excuse me, do you have a light? 813 01:19:32,142 --> 01:19:33,727 Can you tell me the time? 814 01:19:34,019 --> 01:19:35,521 A quarter after midnight. 815 01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:37,398 Thanks. 816 01:19:57,501 --> 01:20:00,296 Excuse me... Could you play something happier? 817 01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:42,338 - Concierge! - Yes, sir... 818 01:20:42,838 --> 01:20:45,716 - What time is it, please? - 1:45. 819 01:20:46,216 --> 01:20:48,969 - ER? - A quarter to two. 820 01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:22,002 Don't be upset with me. 821 01:21:24,338 --> 01:21:25,506 Let's go. 822 01:21:28,634 --> 01:21:33,138 I knew you'd be angry. You're a little strange, you know that? 823 01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:38,227 Why would I be upset? 824 01:21:38,268 --> 01:21:41,897 I've waited for you just to say sorry for letting you go out alone. 825 01:21:43,524 --> 01:21:45,526 Can I know where you've been? 826 01:21:45,526 --> 01:21:47,653 I don't like it when you raise your voice! 827 01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:50,364 I'll ask you in a calm voice... Where have you been? 828 01:21:50,614 --> 01:21:52,908 Of course you assume the worst. 829 01:21:52,991 --> 01:21:56,161 I don't assume anything. I just want to know where you were. 830 01:21:56,537 --> 01:21:59,540 I went out with Aldo because Ternana bought him 831 01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:02,376 and he wanted to celebrate. - Thank God it's Ternana that bought him. 832 01:22:02,501 --> 01:22:06,046 Had it been Juventus, how long would you have been gone? Two days? 833 01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:09,758 - I thought I'd be out for five minutes. - And you were gone for five hours! 834 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,803 Look how you are! You don't care that he got on the team! 835 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:16,265 Oh, don"t you know how much I care about the Ternana defense?! 836 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:19,935 So you don't care that I had fun? 837 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:22,062 Oh, sorry for not asking you sooner! 838 01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:25,566 Forgive me! Did you have fun, my dear? 839 01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:27,943 - It doesn't matter now. - It doesn't, eh? 840 01:22:28,694 --> 01:22:31,071 - You could have let me know at least! - How? 841 01:22:31,155 --> 01:22:33,073 What do you mean "how"? By telephone. 842 01:22:33,323 --> 01:22:35,909 The stopper must have money for a token! 843 01:22:35,951 --> 01:22:37,453 You'd have put the token in the slot, 844 01:22:37,578 --> 01:22:42,416 called me, and I could have organized things, or gone to the cinema. 845 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:45,335 Go to the movies without me? You see? 846 01:22:45,461 --> 01:22:49,339 So much you love me! You'd go to the movies without me... I did well not to call you. 847 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:53,177 Come. I just want to know one thing: Did you fuck with him or not? 848 01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:56,221 I didn't do anything. And I don't like jealous men. 849 01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:59,725 Well you should like it. I am jealous and you know why? 850 01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:03,353 Because I love you... Because I love you, understand? 851 01:23:05,063 --> 01:23:08,984 Why? Why do you make me suffer like this? 852 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:11,111 Don't you see you make me cry? 853 01:23:12,946 --> 01:23:14,740 Why don't you stick out your tongue? 854 01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:16,867 Stick out your tongue if you love me. 855 01:23:17,367 --> 01:23:19,077 You see? You don't stick it out! 856 01:23:30,214 --> 01:23:33,967 So windy! You see? That's Capri, the island of love! 857 01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:51,652 Would you like to have a child? 858 01:23:52,361 --> 01:23:53,529 With whom? 859 01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,864 What do you mean with whom? With me! 860 01:24:02,788 --> 01:24:04,039 And for you the fish soup. 861 01:24:04,164 --> 01:24:05,666 Cheers! 862 01:24:07,042 --> 01:24:08,418 A little kiss... 863 01:24:29,189 --> 01:24:30,691 Forgive me... 864 01:24:32,150 --> 01:24:35,153 Maybe the fish soup from last night didn't agree with me. 865 01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:44,204 My darling... 866 01:24:49,209 --> 01:24:50,711 My love... 867 01:25:02,347 --> 01:25:04,725 I feel a lot better now. 868 01:25:11,732 --> 01:25:13,233 Shall we try again? 869 01:25:56,610 --> 01:25:59,154 It'll be better if we take a stroll. 870 01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:01,281 Think so? 871 01:26:08,538 --> 01:26:10,666 You've been wonderful today! 872 01:26:10,874 --> 01:26:13,293 I'm always great in the afternoon! 873 01:26:21,134 --> 01:26:24,262 Renata, I love you! I love you! 874 01:26:24,638 --> 01:26:29,685 I love you! I love you! 875 01:26:41,154 --> 01:26:43,532 How come you've never told me you had a son? 876 01:26:43,699 --> 01:26:45,450 Because I always forget I have one. 877 01:26:45,575 --> 01:26:48,328 Since he was born I've only seen him 3 or 4 times. 878 01:26:48,787 --> 01:26:51,331 - And what's he like? - You'll see for yourself. 879 01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:52,958 He'll be here at seven. 880 01:26:53,709 --> 01:26:55,460 But it's 7:10. 881 01:26:59,965 --> 01:27:01,550 Is that him? 882 01:27:04,678 --> 01:27:07,222 - Yes, that's him. - He's very handsome. 883 01:27:09,975 --> 01:27:11,685 Italo! 884 01:27:13,353 --> 01:27:15,480 - Dad! - How are you? 885 01:27:16,857 --> 01:27:22,112 - This is... this is my girlfriend. - Enchanted. 886 01:27:22,863 --> 01:27:25,490 - My secretary. - A pleasure. 887 01:27:26,867 --> 01:27:29,202 - Shall we have a drink? - You want something to drink? 888 01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:30,454 No. - No. 889 01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:33,123 - Well I'll get my coat and we'll go. - Very well. 890 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:36,251 Let's go to your house. 891 01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:39,212 - It's been so long since we've seen you - At least six years. 892 01:27:39,755 --> 01:27:40,881 Could be ten. 893 01:27:40,881 --> 01:27:44,259 - Are you still a revolutionary? - No, dad, she doesn't like it. 894 01:27:44,342 --> 01:27:47,220 One time he had a Molotov cocktail explode in the house. 895 01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:57,606 Well, what a fine meal! Everything was delicious! 896 01:27:58,398 --> 01:28:00,400 - Compliments to the chef. - To the chef?! 897 01:28:00,650 --> 01:28:03,153 But we bought everything at the deli across the street! 898 01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:05,155 The only one still selling us on credit. 899 01:28:05,739 --> 01:28:08,116 What need was there of telling these things? 900 01:28:08,533 --> 01:28:11,244 It's the truth. And they've surely noticed 901 01:28:11,286 --> 01:28:12,662 the conditions we live in? 902 01:28:14,164 --> 01:28:17,292 The house seems very nice, comfortable. 903 01:28:17,375 --> 01:28:20,420 You call this a house? More like a pigsty! 904 01:28:20,879 --> 01:28:23,173 Not only do I have to live with an old man, 905 01:28:23,423 --> 01:28:26,134 but with one who doesn't bring home a penny! 906 01:28:26,134 --> 01:28:28,804 If it wasn't for me typing up theses graduation papers, 907 01:28:29,054 --> 01:28:30,305 we'd die of hunger. 908 01:28:30,430 --> 01:28:34,309 I am a painter. If I can't sell my paintings, how is that my fault? 909 01:28:35,560 --> 01:28:38,563 Come on, guys! Be happy! What's with all this sadness? 910 01:28:39,397 --> 01:28:43,443 It's easy for you, living in the kind of hotel you live in. 911 01:28:44,444 --> 01:28:46,571 I'm going to make coffee. 912 01:28:49,074 --> 01:28:50,575 Renata, give her a hand. 913 01:28:54,412 --> 01:28:55,539 Can I help you? 914 01:29:00,085 --> 01:29:02,587 Come here, dad, I want to show you something. 915 01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:13,223 Look, all of these paintings are mine. 916 01:29:14,474 --> 01:29:15,934 You like them? 917 01:29:20,230 --> 01:29:23,066 Nice... Nice. 918 01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:31,116 Very nice! Why only eyes? 919 01:29:31,449 --> 01:29:34,995 - I specialized. - Ah, like an optometrist. 920 01:29:35,954 --> 01:29:37,998 The paintings are nice, but for an exhibition 921 01:29:37,998 --> 01:29:39,875 I'd need 300,000 lira. 922 01:29:41,501 --> 01:29:42,961 And who's going to give that to me? 923 01:29:43,753 --> 01:29:46,256 That's true... Who? 924 01:29:48,133 --> 01:29:50,010 What do you mean, who? 925 01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:54,222 Your father will. I will. 926 01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:59,019 Though I know you're so proud, you'll probably turn it down. 927 01:29:59,853 --> 01:30:03,607 Well, I am very proud, but never with my father. 928 01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,651 - You aren't? - No 929 01:30:09,029 --> 01:30:10,030 Then... 930 01:30:20,749 --> 01:30:22,667 - Here you go. - Thanks, dad. 931 01:30:23,793 --> 01:30:28,048 Don't be like me. Young people should be with young people. 932 01:30:28,131 --> 01:30:30,800 It's already bad with the son, I can't imagine being with the father! 933 01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:34,679 - There's nothing between Ugo and I. - Come on, I saw it right away. 934 01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:39,434 Does he have money? - He's got some, but it's for business. 935 01:30:39,517 --> 01:30:42,270 He'll go in business as soon as his son sells his paintings. 936 01:30:42,312 --> 01:30:43,939 Don't you see? They're the same. 937 01:30:44,189 --> 01:30:46,775 Do you plan on continuing with the eyes? 938 01:30:46,816 --> 01:30:50,070 I used to also paint aspirins. 939 01:30:51,071 --> 01:30:53,573 Ah, very well. A cup of coffee. 940 01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:56,660 You didn't ask him for money, by any chance? 941 01:30:56,910 --> 01:30:58,912 Because he's got no dignity. 942 01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:01,581 He's got no dignity, but plays proud. 943 01:31:02,207 --> 01:31:04,209 To tell you the truth, he didn't ask me for anything. 944 01:31:04,334 --> 01:31:06,836 I don't think it's wrong for a father to give money to his son. 945 01:31:06,836 --> 01:31:09,589 Of course not. Had he asked, you'd have given it to him, right? 946 01:31:09,714 --> 01:31:12,092 Yes, if he had asked me for it, I would have given it to him. 947 01:31:12,092 --> 01:31:14,469 - But since he didn't ask me... - Of course he didn't ask... 948 01:31:14,552 --> 01:31:16,805 He has his pride, it's the only quality he has. 949 01:31:22,185 --> 01:31:24,104 - Don't you have a television? - No. 950 01:31:24,688 --> 01:31:28,233 How can you live without a TV?! No wonder you're so sad. 951 01:31:29,359 --> 01:31:31,486 Alright, let's have some fun. 952 01:31:31,987 --> 01:31:33,571 You remember that act, Italo? 953 01:31:33,571 --> 01:31:36,241 When you were little you came to the Fosatti theatre when 954 01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:38,576 I had my grand revue, 955 01:31:38,576 --> 01:31:41,121 Dora, Dani and Picchio, remember? 956 01:31:41,705 --> 01:31:44,958 I used to imitate Toto. Like this. 957 01:31:54,843 --> 01:31:57,387 La vispa Teresa in three steps and four quarters. 958 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:58,638 Here I go. 959 01:32:07,897 --> 01:32:11,151 La vispa Teresa on a cushion caught a bird in flight. 960 01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:12,527 Here I go again. 961 01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:18,491 She was extremely blithe, while holding it, she was shouting 962 01:32:19,034 --> 01:32:21,411 Here you must say "lying". - Yes, father. 963 01:32:21,911 --> 01:32:24,914 She was extremely blithe, while holding it, she was shouting sitting 964 01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,417 You must say: "lying". - Lying. 965 01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:30,170 Lying, sitting, same thing. 966 01:32:30,295 --> 01:32:31,379 “I got it! I got it!”, 967 01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:34,799 the afflicted thing cried: “By living, by flying, what harm do I cause you?" 968 01:32:35,425 --> 01:32:36,634 Interrogation mark. 969 01:32:40,055 --> 01:32:42,807 "You do hurt me by gripping my wings!"” 970 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:46,394 “Let me go! I too am my father's and my mother's friend child!" 971 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:55,028 Everyone laughed a lot. Really. 972 01:32:56,946 --> 01:33:00,450 I assure you the people died laughing. You remember that, Italo? 973 01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:03,328 It was a big hit. 974 01:33:09,834 --> 01:33:11,961 I think it's time for us to go, Ugo. 975 01:33:22,180 --> 01:33:24,349 - How long will you be staying? - That depends. 976 01:33:24,599 --> 01:33:26,351 Give me the key, Lello. 977 01:33:28,061 --> 01:33:29,062 Thank you. 978 01:33:30,814 --> 01:33:32,190 - What floor is it? - Fifth. 979 01:33:32,357 --> 01:33:33,358 Damn. 980 01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:42,492 How can you say this hotel is better than the Hilton? 981 01:33:42,575 --> 01:33:45,370 I've never said it was better, I said it had more... class! 982 01:33:49,249 --> 01:33:50,125 Here. 983 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:53,753 Excuse me, why is the water coming out of the faucet brown? 984 01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:55,880 They're working on the metro. 985 01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:56,965 I understand. 986 01:33:57,757 --> 01:33:59,217 If anyone asks for me, I'm at the television. 987 01:33:59,217 --> 01:34:00,385 Yes, sir. 988 01:34:13,731 --> 01:34:15,275 There it is. 989 01:34:18,153 --> 01:34:20,155 - That's the TV station? - Yes. 990 01:34:20,530 --> 01:34:24,033 Seven Hills Television, it's written on the sign. 991 01:34:24,159 --> 01:34:27,370 These days the private channels are more important than state TV. 992 01:34:27,662 --> 01:34:30,540 And besides, I'm friends with a guy who is almost vice-president. 993 01:34:30,665 --> 01:34:32,667 Sure. He'll probably turn you down too. 994 01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:35,795 Turn me down? Don't make me laugh. He's a great friend of mine, 995 01:34:35,795 --> 01:34:37,046 and he owes me money. 996 01:34:38,298 --> 01:34:40,300 What did he say his name was? Picchio? 997 01:34:40,508 --> 01:34:43,261 - Yes, yes. - Oh,, I know him. Tell him I'm not here. 998 01:34:43,303 --> 01:34:45,180 But he's with a woman who's really hot! 999 01:34:46,431 --> 01:34:49,058 What are you waiting for? Show him in. 1000 01:34:50,935 --> 01:34:52,312 Come in. 1001 01:34:58,318 --> 01:35:00,069 - Emilio! - My dear Picchio! 1002 01:35:00,069 --> 01:35:02,197 - How are you? - Couldn't be better! You? 1003 01:35:02,447 --> 01:35:05,074 - Fine. - You see, Renata? 1004 01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,577 She didn't believe we were good friends. 1005 01:35:07,577 --> 01:35:10,705 - Who is this lovely young lady? - Renata. She's my soubrette. 1006 01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:14,167 - Pleased to meet you. - And what are you doing now? 1007 01:35:14,667 --> 01:35:16,544 Well, I'm setting up a great show 1008 01:35:16,711 --> 01:35:19,339 the usual stuff, but you know how long that takes. 1009 01:35:19,464 --> 01:35:21,716 The costumes, the decorations... And I thought maybe... 1010 01:35:21,716 --> 01:35:25,053 maybe you... Emilio!... I thought that maybe... Emilio!... 1011 01:35:25,303 --> 01:35:29,474 I told myself maybe you could lend me a hand with a small role on TV. 1012 01:35:29,807 --> 01:35:33,728 Yes, you've done very well. You know we're looking for a sign-off girl? 1013 01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:36,105 You know, when the day's programming is done, 1014 01:35:36,105 --> 01:35:40,568 she says goodnight to the audience with sensual movements and words... 1015 01:35:41,069 --> 01:35:43,988 I think she might be just the person we're looking for. 1016 01:35:44,364 --> 01:35:46,991 - But I don't know how to do anything. - Don't worry... 1017 01:35:47,116 --> 01:35:48,993 - What's your name, Miss? - Renata. 1018 01:35:49,118 --> 01:35:50,828 Come, come with me. 1019 01:35:52,372 --> 01:35:54,749 - And what about me? - First things first! 1020 01:35:54,874 --> 01:35:56,751 First we'll put her on, then you. 1021 01:35:57,001 --> 01:36:00,255 - I'm going to present her to my boss. - And what do I do, stay here? 1022 01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:03,841 Do what you want. If you like, take a look around the studio. 1023 01:36:04,133 --> 01:36:06,636 Make yourself at home. Watch out for the cables. 1024 01:36:06,886 --> 01:36:09,138 This is the production room. 1025 01:36:39,752 --> 01:36:41,754 I'm a friend of Emilio. - So? 1026 01:36:59,397 --> 01:37:01,941 Mister, can you get out of the way? 1027 01:37:02,150 --> 01:37:03,943 Oh, I'm sorry. 1028 01:37:19,042 --> 01:37:20,960 What are you doing here, what do you want? 1029 01:37:21,044 --> 01:37:23,338 Me? Nothing. I'm here to see the manager. 1030 01:37:23,463 --> 01:37:25,089 He's not coming today 1031 01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:26,466 What do you mean he's not here? 1032 01:37:26,591 --> 01:37:29,302 He's in Switzerland, he'll be back tomorrow. 1033 01:37:29,469 --> 01:37:30,470 Sorry. 1034 01:38:40,665 --> 01:38:43,793 No Picchio, wait! You don't think... 1035 01:38:44,043 --> 01:38:45,628 We were just fooling around! 1036 01:38:45,670 --> 01:38:49,298 I see. Fooling around like your mother did with the 5th Brigade! 1037 01:38:49,424 --> 01:38:51,551 Ugo, I swear, it's the truth! 1038 01:38:51,926 --> 01:38:54,929 And you were playing hide-and-seek with these panties, too? 1039 01:38:55,304 --> 01:38:58,683 No, I'm keeping these. Come here, you filthy slut! 1040 01:38:58,891 --> 01:39:00,518 Come on, come on. 1041 01:39:01,686 --> 01:39:03,187 Move it, you disgusting whore! 1042 01:39:04,313 --> 01:39:06,399 Move, harlot! 1043 01:39:07,942 --> 01:39:09,694 - What's going on? - What's happening? 1044 01:39:09,944 --> 01:39:12,447 Have you ever seen a whore? Here's one, 1045 01:39:12,447 --> 01:39:14,073 a perfect example! 1046 01:39:14,073 --> 01:39:17,034 No point in turning around, you're the same whore front and back! 1047 01:39:17,160 --> 01:39:18,953 Come on, move it! 1048 01:39:19,203 --> 01:39:21,706 And no crying, don't try to sway me! 1049 01:39:22,206 --> 01:39:23,458 Whore! 1050 01:39:23,583 --> 01:39:27,211 Rome. The political demonstrations of the students... 1051 01:39:27,211 --> 01:39:28,296 Whore! 1052 01:39:28,296 --> 01:39:30,798 You're hurting me! You made me lose an earring! 1053 01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:32,467 I don't give a damn about your earring! 1054 01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:35,470 Fine, I made a mistake, but I did it for you. 1055 01:39:35,595 --> 01:39:37,346 Oh, you did it for me! How great! 1056 01:39:37,346 --> 01:39:39,223 I wanted them to give you work, too! 1057 01:39:39,307 --> 01:39:42,477 Of course, because you already found work! Get out of here, stupid! 1058 01:39:42,810 --> 01:39:47,315 The truth is you're an easy lay, you should be ashamed! 1059 01:39:47,482 --> 01:39:49,484 I'm not ashamed! I'm only ashamed that 1060 01:39:49,484 --> 01:39:51,986 I slept with you! You know you could be my grandfather? 1061 01:39:52,695 --> 01:39:54,739 Better a grandfather than a whore! 1062 01:39:54,864 --> 01:39:56,741 Did you think I'd be faithful forever,r 1063 01:39:56,741 --> 01:39:58,743 like a soldier? - What soldier? 1064 01:39:58,826 --> 01:40:00,953 Who are you? What do you want from me? 1065 01:40:01,746 --> 01:40:03,372 No, not in the street! 1066 01:40:03,456 --> 01:40:04,999 Move! - No, no! 1067 01:40:06,834 --> 01:40:09,378 I'll humiliate you in public! 1068 01:40:13,883 --> 01:40:16,511 - Stop it! - Filthy whore! 1069 01:40:17,011 --> 01:40:19,263 Have you ever seen a top class slut? 1070 01:40:19,639 --> 01:40:23,142 Look! She's one of a kind! She does it for free! 1071 01:40:25,228 --> 01:40:26,729 These are her panties! 1072 01:40:26,854 --> 01:40:29,524 - The top bidder wins! - Enough! 1073 01:40:31,526 --> 01:40:34,654 - Stop it! - Leave her alone! 1074 01:40:36,656 --> 01:40:39,784 Whore! Whore! Whore! 1075 01:40:40,660 --> 01:40:42,537 Whore! Slut! 1076 01:40:43,371 --> 01:40:45,414 Leave her alone! Calm down! 1077 01:40:46,916 --> 01:40:48,751 What the hell, you hitting a woman!?! 1078 01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:53,256 You want another one? I'll make you eat dirt! 1079 01:41:14,068 --> 01:41:16,654 Whore... whore... 1080 01:41:40,803 --> 01:41:43,806 What the hell are you doing? Go on, move it! 1081 01:41:46,225 --> 01:41:48,227 Why are you sitting down? 1082 01:42:16,505 --> 01:42:18,716 Make room! Give me a hand! 1083 01:42:19,008 --> 01:42:21,093 Let us through, please! 1084 01:42:22,386 --> 01:42:24,221 Let's put him in this taxi. 1085 01:42:28,267 --> 01:42:30,019 We can leave now. 1086 01:42:38,277 --> 01:42:40,112 Has he laid an egg, or what? 1087 01:42:43,407 --> 01:42:44,784 Quickly, to the hospital! 1088 01:42:59,674 --> 01:43:03,386 If every patient were like you, our work would be a lot easier. 1089 01:43:03,678 --> 01:43:04,679 Really? 1090 01:43:05,638 --> 01:43:09,141 If I've slept four weeks in a row... 1091 01:43:09,892 --> 01:43:12,895 But between one therapy and another you've given us a lot of laughs. 1092 01:43:13,187 --> 01:43:14,271 Thank you. 1093 01:43:14,313 --> 01:43:16,941 And please, take the drops I gave you. - I will. 1094 01:43:17,066 --> 01:43:19,068 Fifteen drops every six days. 1095 01:43:19,318 --> 01:43:21,278 No, six drops for fifteen days. 1096 01:43:21,946 --> 01:43:23,823 Yes, yes... Damned memory! 1097 01:43:24,198 --> 01:43:26,450 If you need me, call. 1098 01:43:26,951 --> 01:43:30,162 - Goodbye. - Yes, bye. 1099 01:43:57,356 --> 01:43:59,608 I've come to collect something belonging to me. 1100 01:44:01,235 --> 01:44:02,987 Has anyone called asking for me? 1101 01:44:03,112 --> 01:44:04,488 Uh, hold on... 1102 01:44:07,700 --> 01:44:11,704 You got two calls from Mrs... Macetti. 1103 01:44:12,246 --> 01:44:14,457 - Who's that? - I don't know. 1104 01:44:14,457 --> 01:44:17,251 Anyway, here's the message. With her number. 1105 01:44:19,462 --> 01:44:22,840 - May I use your telephone? - Sure, 50 lira. 1106 01:44:36,854 --> 01:44:38,355 Hello, who is this? 1107 01:44:38,522 --> 01:44:40,149 Seven Hills Television, sir, good morning. 1108 01:44:40,357 --> 01:44:44,236 Good morning. Please, could you tell Miss... 1109 01:44:44,779 --> 01:44:45,863 Yes? 1110 01:44:46,405 --> 01:44:47,740 ...Macetti? 1111 01:44:47,782 --> 01:44:51,243 I'm sorry, she's in the studio, shooting. 1112 01:44:51,911 --> 01:44:54,413 I understand. OK, I'll call back later. 1113 01:44:55,164 --> 01:44:58,501 - Where did you say I was calling? - Seven Hills Television. 1114 01:45:00,044 --> 01:45:01,629 Thank you very much. 1115 01:45:18,562 --> 01:45:20,815 And don't forget. Look right there. 1116 01:45:21,065 --> 01:45:24,401 Be sexy, smooth, exciting, sensual! 1117 01:45:24,693 --> 01:45:28,030 You're the black panther of Seven Hills Television, rawr! 1118 01:45:28,697 --> 01:45:31,200 - Rawr! - That's it! 1119 01:45:31,408 --> 01:45:32,701 Here's the letter. 1120 01:45:34,703 --> 01:45:37,164 Do it well, eh? Precious... 1121 01:45:41,919 --> 01:45:44,213 OK, Let's roll! 1122 01:45:46,841 --> 01:45:51,804 "Private Salvatore Trulli, infantry battalion... 1123 01:45:51,971 --> 01:45:53,973 Cecchignola, Rome." 1124 01:45:56,225 --> 01:45:59,061 Your letter has touched me deeply... 1125 01:46:00,729 --> 01:46:04,483 Especially one part I can't read 1126 01:46:04,859 --> 01:46:06,694 without blushing. 1127 01:46:07,319 --> 01:46:08,362 Look... 1128 01:46:14,118 --> 01:46:18,205 You must promise me not to write such naughty things! 1129 01:46:21,000 --> 01:46:23,210 You say you want a kiss? 1130 01:46:23,377 --> 01:46:26,338 Here you go, I'm sending you one! 1131 01:47:01,123 --> 01:47:02,875 Picchio! 1132 01:47:03,667 --> 01:47:05,544 Excuse me, ma'am, are you the woman... 1133 01:47:05,920 --> 01:47:08,923 What's the matter, don't you know me? You call me ma'am? 1134 01:47:09,131 --> 01:47:11,300 No, I know you, but I... 1135 01:47:11,800 --> 01:47:14,386 I've had amnesia for the last month. 1136 01:47:14,553 --> 01:47:17,389 Where have you been? Why haven't you called me? 1137 01:47:17,932 --> 01:47:20,017 I was in the hospital. 1138 01:47:20,559 --> 01:47:24,563 I had some sleep therapy, and got released today. 1139 01:47:26,148 --> 01:47:28,192 I'm in good shape, really well, and you? 1140 01:47:28,692 --> 01:47:30,694 - And you? - Me? 1141 01:47:31,195 --> 01:47:33,447 I work here, I've got a contract. 1142 01:47:33,697 --> 01:47:35,824 I have my own show and I make plenty. 1143 01:47:36,325 --> 01:47:39,703 That's great. I can't complain either. 1144 01:47:42,581 --> 01:47:44,458 You want to go have a coffee? 1145 01:47:55,678 --> 01:47:58,305 No, no, I live alone. 1146 01:47:58,597 --> 01:48:01,475 He's married. But we love each other. 1147 01:48:02,977 --> 01:48:06,105 - He? Who? - Emilio, don't you remember? 1148 01:48:06,355 --> 01:48:10,109 - You were good friends. - Yes, yes I remember. 1149 01:48:10,484 --> 01:48:12,444 A great guy. 1150 01:48:16,073 --> 01:48:17,992 And your son? Have you seen him again? 1151 01:48:18,993 --> 01:48:20,244 What son? 1152 01:48:20,494 --> 01:48:23,080 I dunno, I only met him once. 1153 01:48:23,622 --> 01:48:25,332 We had dinner at his house. 1154 01:48:28,377 --> 01:48:31,588 - Oh yeah. - Sure, the rancid eggrolls dinner. 1155 01:48:32,089 --> 01:48:34,633 - Yes, that's right. - Have you seen him? 1156 01:48:36,010 --> 01:48:38,887 No, I told you it's been 15 years since I've seen him. 1157 01:48:43,392 --> 01:48:45,227 And what do you do now? 1158 01:48:47,896 --> 01:48:49,773 Would you like to go out to eat with me on Sunday? 1159 01:48:49,857 --> 01:48:53,235 No, Sunday I can't. I have to go to... 1160 01:48:55,404 --> 01:48:58,282 ...to Turin. I'm starting a company. 1161 01:48:58,741 --> 01:49:01,285 That famous comic director proposed me... 1162 01:49:03,037 --> 01:49:05,789 In short: I'm there to support him. He pays well. 1163 01:49:07,374 --> 01:49:09,918 If you need anything, you can call me. 1164 01:49:10,252 --> 01:49:13,797 Me? You rather. Do you need money? 1165 01:49:14,548 --> 01:49:15,924 Please... 1166 01:49:17,134 --> 01:49:19,428 Well, if you could give me a little money for the train... 1167 01:49:19,511 --> 01:49:21,805 just like 20,000. - Of course. 1168 01:49:23,140 --> 01:49:24,183 Or even less. 1169 01:49:24,683 --> 01:49:26,894 What about your car? Don't you have it? 1170 01:49:26,935 --> 01:49:31,899 Yes, I have it. I just don't remember where I left it. 1171 01:49:37,446 --> 01:49:39,031 Here. 1172 01:49:44,328 --> 01:49:46,330 50,000... it's too much. 1173 01:49:46,455 --> 01:49:49,583 - C'mon! - I'll pay you back as soon as possible. 1174 01:49:49,583 --> 01:49:50,959 Don't worry about it. 1175 01:50:01,929 --> 01:50:04,223 We had good times together... 1176 01:50:04,848 --> 01:50:07,184 Do you remember the three days we spent in Capri? 1177 01:50:07,601 --> 01:50:09,978 Yes, we had fun. 1178 01:50:12,731 --> 01:50:14,858 Sorry, but I have to go. 1179 01:50:16,568 --> 01:50:18,570 Leave it, please, let me pay. 1180 01:50:19,238 --> 01:50:21,573 You're going to pay with a 50,000 note? 1181 01:50:27,121 --> 01:50:29,331 - Picchio! - Hello. 1182 01:50:30,624 --> 01:50:32,835 - Who is he? - It's Emilio. 1183 01:50:33,502 --> 01:50:36,004 - Oh yes, Emilio. - Shall we go, Renata? 1184 01:50:51,270 --> 01:50:52,521 Bye. 1185 01:50:53,397 --> 01:50:54,898 Hope to see you again. 1186 01:50:56,984 --> 01:50:58,527 Goodbye, Picchio. 1187 01:51:03,907 --> 01:51:05,159 Renata... 1188 01:51:06,535 --> 01:51:07,911 that was her name... 1189 01:51:09,413 --> 01:51:10,747 Renata... 1190 01:51:28,557 --> 01:51:30,934 Hey, don't you see I'm standing here? 1191 01:51:32,186 --> 01:51:33,312 Hey! Picchio! 1192 01:51:33,937 --> 01:51:37,566 - You are?... - Trottolino! 1193 01:51:37,774 --> 01:51:40,944 - Trottolino... - What are you doing here in Milan? 1194 01:51:41,153 --> 01:51:44,573 I'm going to Turin. I'm starting a company. 1195 01:51:44,698 --> 01:51:47,451 I'll debut at the Alfieri with a new soubrette... 1196 01:51:47,701 --> 01:51:51,914 what's her name... The one on TV... 1197 01:51:52,080 --> 01:51:54,583 I can't remember, but it doesn't matter... 1198 01:51:54,666 --> 01:51:56,210 - Where are you going? - To Rome, 1199 01:51:56,335 --> 01:51:58,670 you know, my son is a lawyer, and I modestly 1200 01:51:58,795 --> 01:52:00,923 have a degree in law, he wants me to stay with him. 1201 01:52:00,964 --> 01:52:04,176 At this point in my life, I've had all the satisfaction I need from the theatre. 1202 01:52:04,426 --> 01:52:06,178 What am I to do here, in Milan? 1203 01:52:06,470 --> 01:52:09,473 - Goodbye and good luck! - I'm off, thanks and same to you! 1204 01:52:30,994 --> 01:52:32,246 Picchio! 1205 01:52:51,014 --> 01:52:53,350 I thought you were going to Rome to your son the lawyer. 1206 01:52:53,767 --> 01:52:56,395 And you to Turin to start a company. 91680