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- lsn't it time we went back to the
classroom? - We okay yet - we wait for Giovanni
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Come sit down Sid
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- This is Sid the caretaker
- Most happy to make your acquaintance
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Nice to meet you
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You want a cup of coffee, Sid?
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- Cup of coffee? - No thanks
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- l wouldn't mind a fag though
- Sure you can have the fag
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- Max, a cigarette for Sid - Okay
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That's very kind of you!
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- Sid is gonna talk to us - What
is he going to be talking about?
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Anything! lt's to improve our English!
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lnstead of us all the time speak
to each other, we speak with Sid
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l think is very good idea
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- What we're gonna talk
about? - You'll have to talk up
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l'm a bit Mutt and Jeff
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Excuse me! Who are these Mutt and Jeff?
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Mutt and Jeff is deaf
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Scuse! What we gonna talk about?
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l don't mind! l'm just happy
to rest my plates of meat
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Excuse please! l am not
seeing any plates of meat
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Plates of meat is feet
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- Your feet are plates of meat? - Yes
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lt's slang you see! lt's
easy if you use your Uncle Ned
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- l am not having an uncle
Ned - Uncle Ned! Your uncle Ned?
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- Uncle Ned? - Yes
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- You mean he's crazy?
- No but l think you lot are
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- l think you're taking the mick - No
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We are interested in everything you tell us!
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Already you are teaching
us words we not learn before
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- Please teach us more - Yeah
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- l'll tell you about what
happened last night - Yes please
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Well first of all, l had a bit of a
bull and a cow with the trouble and strife
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lt was all over the dustbin lids!
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l went down the frog and toad into the
rub-a-dub and l met my old china plate
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He looked a bit Unce Dick so l get him a
Jack the Dandy and l had a Vera Lynn
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One thing led to another and
we were both Brahms and Liszt
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So l staggered back home, took
off my Dickie dirt and my daisy roots
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And passed out like a
light on the apples and pears
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Blimey l think we are better
off talking with each other
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lsn't it time you were all
back in the classroom?
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Sorry professori, we've
just been talking with Sid
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l've just been helping them with
their English Mr. Brown
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That should set them back a few weeks
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- l beg your pardon? - lt doesn't matter
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Alright!
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We are not understanding a
word he's saying Mr. Brown
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He's telling us about his Uncle Dick!
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Somebody called Jack the
Dandy and Brahms and Liszt
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He was speaking in rhyming slang
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And all the time we think he's English
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He is English! He's what is known as a cockney
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Rhyming slang is merely using words that
rhyme with the word you wish to use
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For example, mince pies are eyes
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- Plates of meat are feet - Yes
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- l understand, Uncle Ned is head - That's right
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- And what is Uncle Dick?
- l presume that's sick
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- And Jack the Dandy? - Brandy
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- Brahms and Liszt? - Drunk
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- That's not rhyme - lt's near enough
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Come along, we have a lot of work
to do! Back to the classroom
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What is going on in here? Where is Mr. Brown?
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He will be here any minute! He
is coming from the tea room
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Ten minutes is the normal
time to have a tea Mr. Brown
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Yes of course! We were
discussing parts of speech
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Well in future, l'd be obliged if
you'd do it in the class
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Certainly!
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How are your students coming
along with their English?
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Extremely well
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Good, l shall stay and listen for a few minutes
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Don't worry! l shan't interfere!
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l make it a practise to drop on
the classes from time to time
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To see what sort of progress is being made
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lt's Beef Stroganoff in
the cookery class tonight
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- Are you trying to get rid of me?
- No, l just thought you might fancy a bit
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l don't, so will you please begin?
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Right! For the rest of this period we're
going to talk about shopping
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l like him! He's very good!
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- Pardon? - Shoppin! l like his Polonaise
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Giovanni, that's Chopin!
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He must have misheard me!
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We're going to talk about
shopping, buying things
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l have here various items which, at some time
or another you will probably purchase
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So l'm gonna hold them up and
ask you to identify them
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And we'll see how well you do, alright?
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- Now who shall we start with? Ali - Yes please
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- What is this? - Apple
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- Lovely! Jelly good -
You're not supposed to eat it
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l am most sorry! l only had a small bite
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You might as well finish it now!
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- Su Lee, what is this? - lt is olange
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- Rrrr, Rrrr Orange - Olrange
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- That's better - You really
must work on those R sounds
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- l tly velly hard - Try saying...
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''Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran''
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''Alound luged locks, lagged lascal lan''
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You're gonna have to keep practising
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- Anna, what's this? - A paper bag
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- Yes, but what's inside it?
- l don't know! l cannot see inside
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- lt's flour! You know what flour
is? - Ja, what you wear at wedding
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No, no, no, this isn't that kind of
flower! This is flour to make pastry and bread
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- Veismal - Yes
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- Jamila - Yes
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What is this?
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l'm sure you're right but what is it in English?
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Have you ever heard of a carrot?
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- Carrot? - Yes carrot
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Horse and carrot
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- lncredible! - No, no Jamila
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That's horse and cart! This is a carrot!
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Who can tell me what these are?
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- Fish fingers - Good, well done Danielle
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- Excuse please - No Ali, don't say it
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What don't l say?
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You weren't going to say
anything about fish not having fingers
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- Yes please - Well don't bother
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- Max - Tomato
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- Good, Taro! - Potarto
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- Potato - Ah so
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Giovanni!
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- Lime Juice - Good
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- Juan - Cow Juice
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- Milk - Si, milk
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- Do you know where we get milk
from Juan? - Si se�ora, milkman
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- Quiet please! We get milk
from cows - Si, vacas! cows!
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- Ranjeet! - Corn flakes
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- No oats - Oats
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So that is oats!
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My friend who l am working with
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Every morning he is telling
me last night he is having his oats
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- He is telling me he likes them
very much - l'm sure he does
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- Who can tell me what this is? - Bacon
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- Good, and where does
bacon come from? - Milkman
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- Bacon does not come from the milkman
- Every week l buy bacon from milkman
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- Pig, pig - Are you calling me pig?
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- You are a pig you ltalian
ravioli - Shut your plates of meat
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That'll do!
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What Giovanni was trying to say
was that bacon comes from a pig
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lt's alright
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Can anyone tell me what we call
a pig after it has been killed?
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- Yes please, it is dead pig! - Amazing
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No Ali, that's pork!
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- What is this? Anybody? - A tin of meat
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- Yes, actually it's a tin of dog meat - Oh
blimey, you're putting dogs in tins to eat
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- l think l've heard enough
- They are better than they were
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They could hardly be worse!
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She's absolutely right you
know! Some of you are very behind
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l spend a lot of time preparing these lessons
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And some of you don't take
them half as serious as they should
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lt's time you put your shoulders to the wheel
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- What wheel please? - Learning
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l think you better stay an
extra half hour tonight
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- lt's Friday night! l got a date - l don't care
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l want you to do the
exercises on page 53, all of them
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And you don't go until you've finished
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So long!
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- l've locked up the tea room Sid - Thanks Glad
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- Fancy a drink Girl? - No l want to get home
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l must have a pint! My throat's spitting fevers
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- What was that? - l think
it is somebody at the door
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Come in!
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Hello, is anybody there?
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- Cheerio Sid! See you on
Monday - Good night Gladys
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lt's no good! l can't get it open
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l know! Why not we smash the door up?
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No, no! lt's worth a try,
alright! Stand back everyone
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Careful of splits!
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- You haven't opened the door
- l think l've broken my arm
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- We are all going to die - Don't be so dramatic
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Maybe we shout again
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l don't think my throat would stand any more
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Hey look! There's a man in the street!
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Help, help!
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He won't hear us from up here! Wave to him
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- He has seen us - Good
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He's waving back
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He obviously thinks we're just being friendly
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He's gone
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- We are all going to die
- Nobody is going to die
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What we need is something to be
attracting the attention of passer by
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Yes, Danielle should wave from window by herself
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lt still may not be sufficient to
attract enough attention
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lt would be if she took all her clothes off
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- That's a good idea - No it isn't
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Now, just sit down everybody!
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We'll just have to think this one out
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There must be a simple solution
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And if there isn't, we'll just have to
wait until somebody misses one of us
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But what if nobody is missing anybody
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We could be being stuck here
together until Monday morning
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We are all going to die
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Ali, nobody is going to
die! Only you is going to die
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- Me? - Yes
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Because if you say we are all going to
die once more, l shall strangle you
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There are eleven of us here!
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lt is obvious that sooner or
later, one of us will be missed
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- Will you be missed sir?
- Well no but l live alone in a flat
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- But for example, take Danielle
- l would love to take Danielle
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l'm sure that, being an au pair
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Your English family will
miss you when you don't return
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No, they are away for the weekend
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Well Anna, what about your English family?
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- Are they away? - No
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- They'll obviously be worried! - No
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- No? - lt is my weekend off!
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- l was spending it with
Danielle - We are all going to die
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Ali! Taro, what about you? You're
married! Won't your wife miss you?
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- Wife already missing me - There you are
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Unfortunately, she is with parents in Tokyo
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What about you Giovanni? You
work in a restaurant
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- Surely your employer will miss
you - Sure he's gonna miss me
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- So presumably, he'll do something about
it - Yes, he's gonna give me the sack
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Somebody's bound to miss somebody
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And if the worst happens, then... Don't
worry we can survive the weekend!
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We've got plenty of food and drink!
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We'll just have to keep our
spirits up! Try and be cheerful
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Think of things to do to pass the time
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- l tell a joke! - Good idea Giovanni
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We'll all tell jokes! That will
help pass the time! Go ahead Giovanni!
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Ok, there was this man and
he has gangrene in the leg
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- Are you sure this is a
joke? - Sure, it's very funny
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Anyway, he goes into the
hospital to have the leg chopped off
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After the operation, when he's
come back to being conscious
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He sees the doctor looking very
worried! 'What's the matter doctor', he say
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The doctor replies, 'Senor l
have bad news and l have good news'
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So, the man say, 'OK, give me the bad news'
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The doctor say, 'l have
chopped off the wrong leg'
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Santa Maria, the man
say, 'what is the good news? '
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The doctor say 'Your
other leg is getting better'
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- Well go on - That's the joke
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- Very droll - Another Uncle Ned
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Does anybody else got a funny story?
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Do you know it take two Sikhs to milk one goat?
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- Two? - Yes please
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One to be holding the tits and one
to be lifting the goat up and down
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And did you know that in
Pakistan they have no ice
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Because the man who is knowing to
be making ice has emigrated
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- Are you saying all Pakistanis
are stupid? - No, just you
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Sit down! No more racialistjokes please
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- Has anybody else got a
funny story? - Por favor
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A funny story, a joke!
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- Chiste - Ah, chiste! Yo tengo uno
242
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:48,250
l'm sure that was extremely hilarious, lf
only we knew what it was about!
243
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:52,130
Taro, what about a Japanese
joke in English please
244
00:17:57,420 --> 00:18:00,730
Old Japanese ploverb say...
245
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:08,250
''Man who seduces girl on
hillside, not on the level''
246
00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:14,330
Very clever!
247
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:19,960
Su Lee, what about a sample of Chinese humour?
248
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:24,250
ln democlatic repubric of China, we
have no time for decadent bourgoise humour
249
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,010
No, l don't suppose you do!
250
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:29,250
Danielle, what about you?
251
00:18:29,380 --> 00:18:31,810
- l have a French joke for you - Good
252
00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:35,250
- l tell you about the catholic
priest! - Yeah, that sounds better
253
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,330
- Yes? - Come on
254
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:50,040
There was the priest out walking and
a gendarme come up and say
255
00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:53,250
Father, come quickly, there is a
man on the top of the Eiffel Tower
256
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,970
And he is going to jump!
257
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,330
So the father goes to the tower and sees the man
258
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:01,010
What are doing? You're mad!
259
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,090
Think of your family! Think of your wife
260
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:10,250
So the man says 'My wife has left
me! l have no family! So l jump'
261
00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:13,330
The priest, he tries one more time
262
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:18,210
So he says, lt is a
sin against the catholic church
263
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:21,130
The man says 'l am not catholic'
264
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,730
OK, says the priest, jump!
265
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:35,330
- Yeah Anna, what about a
joke? - l don't know any jokes
266
00:19:35,460 --> 00:19:38,810
Professori, why don't you tell us a joke?
267
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:44,250
All right, i'll tell you
one l heard at my last school
268
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One of the boys was sent home one day
269
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,880
And his father asked him why he'd
been sent home, he refused to tell him
270
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:50,240
So his father went to see the Headmaster
271
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,890
The Headmaster said 'l'll tell
you why your son was sent home'
272
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:55,930
When the teacher asked him who
pushed down the Walls of Jericho
273
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:57,320
He said it wasn't me
274
00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,930
So the father said if he said he
didn't do it, then he didn't do it
275
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:04,250
Excuse please
276
00:20:04,340 --> 00:20:06,250
What is the matter Ali? Didn't
you understand the joke?
277
00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:12,130
Yes but what l didn't understand is
who did push down the Walls of Jericho?
278
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:19,930
Anybody else got a joke?
No? What about a sing song
279
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:26,250
l am knowing good English sing song all
about rolling me over in the clover
280
00:20:27,380 --> 00:20:29,450
l don't think we want that one! Thank you
281
00:20:29,940 --> 00:20:33,410
- Does anybody know Daisy? - ls she beautiful?
282
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:37,410
lt's a song, Daisy! lt goes like this...
283
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:47,730
'Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer
do l'm half crazy, over the love of you'
284
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,130
Excellent!
285
00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:12,850
What shall we sing next?
286
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:16,050
- Can't we have a rest?
- l don't know that one! ls it French?
287
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:21,730
Yes, l'm sorry! Can anyone
tell me the exact time?
288
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:30,050
- Three minutes past eleven
- only 58 hours until Monday morning
289
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:41,010
So l said to the wife 'You're
lucky, l'm still living'
290
00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:45,840
What's up?
291
00:21:45,980 --> 00:21:47,290
- Lord - What's up?
292
00:21:47,420 --> 00:21:49,250
l must be as drunk as you are
293
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:53,290
l can see the teachers in the
school waving at me out of the window
294
00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:55,250
lt must be worse than l thought
295
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:58,250
l can see him and l don't even know him
296
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:06,450
l hope you haven't dragged me
down here on a wild goose chase
297
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:10,330
- l tell you! l definitely saw
them - lt's most inconvenient
298
00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:15,050
- lt's not my fault, l lost the front door key
- Of course, it's your fault you silly little man
299
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,850
At last!
300
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:21,010
Miss Courtney, how nice to see you
301
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,890
l'm afraid l can't return the compliment
302
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:25,130
Come along!
303
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:29,010
Good night
304
00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,480
l'll go and see there's nobody else anywhere
305
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,360
- l'm terribly sorry - l should hope you are
306
00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:41,850
- l hope it hasn't inconvenienced
you - Of course it inconvenienced me
307
00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:44,930
l was quite happily curled up
in bed with Daphne du Maurier
308
00:22:46,940 --> 00:22:48,330
l am really sorry about this
309
00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:51,970
- Now what's the matter? - l've
left my shopping in the class
310
00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:53,810
For heaven's sake, hurry up and get it
311
00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:05,290
- You're gonna take all night? - No, No, no
312
00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:07,050
Well hurry up!
313
00:23:15,860 --> 00:23:16,730
Sid!
314
00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:21,210
Sid, Sidney!
315
00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:24,120
We're locked in
316
00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:26,290
Now we mustn't panic! We can last
out until Monday morning! Have a carrot
317
00:23:26,420 --> 00:23:31,210
Let's have a sing song!
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