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- Oh Max, can u help me?
- Sure, anything you want
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- l am in very big trouble - l kill him
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- Who you kill? - The man
who put you in big trouble
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- There's no man - Dio Gracias
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- lt's my homework! l have not finished
it - And l am haven't started it
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- Mr. Brown he is going to
be very angry - Don't worry
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- Giovanni, he's gonna fix everything - Yes?
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Buona Sera
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Hockay! Who wants the homework! Only 10 p. each
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10 p. No peseta
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Whose next?
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- Giovanni, how we know answers
right? - Sure answers right
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My landalady's little boy write
them down! He's a clever kid
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Quiet please
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- Where is Mr. Brown? - Mr. Brown not alived
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This is too bad! He should be here
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You want l give Mr. Brown a massage?
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- l presume you mean message - Collect
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No thank you
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l shall wait until he arrives
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lt will give me an opportunity to
find out how much you have learned
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Which is precious little l suspect
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- But Madame, we learn a
lot from Mr. Brown - Yes
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Quiet now! Quiet, quiet!
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Very well! Let's see if we can find out
how much you've learned from Mr. Brown
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Can anyone give me a sentence containing
the word... 'catalyst'?
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Come along somebody! Catalyst
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- Por favor se�ora? - Yes
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ln my country Spain, most of
the people are Roman Catalyst
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l don't believe it
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- That's not right - No?
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ltaly is a much bigger catalyst country
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Quiet... Quiet! Sit down!
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Quiet please!
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Good evening Miss Courtney
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- lt's almost goodnight - l'm sorry l'm late
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l was detained at the paper shop
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Mr. Brown, l know the times are hard but
do you have to deliver newspapers?
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Oh no! l've bought them! They are for
the students as part of their education
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Well they certainly need some education
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Good evening
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Excuse me please! l am just this moment arriving
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- Excuse me again! l go - What?
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l come back
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- Are you moving house? - Not at all
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l am coming here straight from my work
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- You've got ajob? - Yes please
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l'm a travelling salesman! l
go round knicking the doors
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- Knocking - That is correct
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- And what are you selling? -
Oh blimey, everything
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For a master or mistress! l
show you some example
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Maybe you'll be wanting to buy something
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No thanks, l don't think that's my size
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So sorry please!
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This case is for the lady people only
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This case is for the man people! And
everything very good price
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Look this please
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You not have to be tying it
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And also, if you are dropping
soup, you'll be whiping it off
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- lt's jolly good plastic - Yes very ingenious
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- Only one pound 50p! You
wanting one? - No thanks
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l am telling you what l am doing!
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- To you only one pound - l don't want one Ali
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How about ajelly good shirt?
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Guaranteed one hundred percent substandard
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No thank you
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Ali, you got any socks?
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Plenty socks! Fifty p. Only! Plenty woolly
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- Ali - Excuse, l'm serving
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- l have 2 - Right, two! Money, money, money
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Now tell me! Anybody wanting undertrousers?
All different colours
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- How much? - Only fifty p.
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Ali! Please
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- Ah, you are wanting one? - No
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l am finding you very good pair
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Lovely, lovely, lovely! Red, white and blue
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Just like Union Jack
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Very patriotic! No, thank you
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- Have you any scarf? - Most definitely
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For you only one pound! Made in Honk Kong
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Hong Kong? l not buy from Capatalist state
where workers are exploited as cheap labour
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- Anyone else is wanting
something else? - Ali please
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- Ah, you are exchanging your mind - No l'm not
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Put these cases away! This is not Petticoat
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Just sit down everybody
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Taro, sit down
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Now, before we do anything else this
evening, l want to find a monitor
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O.K. You tell us where to look! We find one
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Giovanni, a monitor is a person who can
take charge of the class during my absence
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Somebody intelligent enough to
assume responsibility
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On second thought, perhaps this
is not such a good idea after all
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Please l think l am making good monitor
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l think we'll alternate, have
a different one each week
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lt'll be a good experience for you! All
right, Anna we'll start with you
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Danke!
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- Thank you - Zank you
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lf you'll hand these
round and collect the homework
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Ja
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- Yes Anna - Yes
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And from now on, l want to hear no
more foreign language spoken in this class
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From the moment you come in
here you speak English all the time
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ls that understood?
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- Por favor? - No por favor
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Por favor finito! English only
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- lts alright - Yes
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Now, have you all got a newspaper?
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l'm going to ask you each to
read a passage from the newspaper
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Then we'll discuss it together, O. K?
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Max, you start
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Hamerican Embassy bugged
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No Max, bugg'd
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Hey, my boss! He all the time say is bugged
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That may be so Giovanni but the
word we're dealing with is bugg'd
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Read it again Max correctly
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Hamerican Embassy Buggde
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Good! Now does anybody know what that means?
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Ah, Taro
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lt means american Embassy full of little insects
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No Taro! They're not that sort
of bugs! Listening devices
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Jamila, can you read
anything from your newspaper?
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Read something!
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- 8 p. - Yes, that's a start
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- Late again, Ranjeet - Oh, Mr. Teacher
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l'm apologising most humbly
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Perhaps next week, you'll
try and get here on time
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l'm thinking next week l
am not being here at all
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- Are you leaving us? - l will
be joining honourable ancestors
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- You mean you're going to
die? - Most definitely
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l'm going to die by my own hand
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lf you are wanting some assistance
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l am happy to be helping
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l thought you didn't like Sikhs
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That is why l am happy to be helping
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Alright Ali, this is not a laughing matter
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- l think Ranjeet is
serious - Most certainly l am
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- But why are you thinking of killing
yourself? - l'm forced to be getting married
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You randy old chapati
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You are putting some innocent
lady in the pudding club
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l am doing nothing of the sort you Muslim twit
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All right, that will do! l
don't understand Ranjeet
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Why you're being forced to get married?
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According to the Sikh tradition, l
was betrothed when l was twelve to Surinder
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The ten year old daughter of
the best friend of my father
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She was a beautiful girl with hair
like silk, eyes like black diamonds
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And a figure like a tender bamboo shoot
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And now her father is saying it
is time for me to be marrying her
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Well if she's got eyes like
black diamonds, hair like silk
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And a figure like a tender bamboo
shoot, what are you complaining about?
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Blimey that was twenty years ago
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Now, she is putting on so much weight
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That from behind she is looking like an elephant
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As a matter of fact, she is looking
like elephant from the front also
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Can't you just tell her that
you've changed your mind?
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Not at all! Only a lady can change mind
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- l am up the creek without a puddle - Paddle
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You not do it! lt's a sin to kill yourself
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lt's the only call which is left open to me
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- When you do this killing yourself? - Tonight
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Can we come and watch?
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This is ridiculous!
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People don't go round killing
themselves rather than break off an engagement
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lt is my religion
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- ln that case, why don't you marry?
- That will be worse than killing myself
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Go and sit down
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We'll discuss whether you kill
yourself or not during the tea break
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Mr. Brown
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There's an lndian lady in my office who
wishes to speak to Mr. Ranjeet Singh
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Excusing me Missy! This lady,
is she resembling an elephant?
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l wouldn't exactly put it like
that although she is rather large
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Oh blimey, it is Surinder
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Ask her to come along here Miss Courtney
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- That's very irregular - lt is rather important
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Very well, but don't make a habit of it
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What are you doing that for?
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So that we can talk to
her! Perhaps make her see reason
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lt is not anyway possible! l keel myself
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Put that knife down
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Max, Giovanni, hold his arms
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- Where is it? - He's not here yet
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l am waiting for him in the corridor
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He is promised to me and l swear by
the Holy Guru he is having me
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Well, what am l telling you?
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Yes, l quite see your point about an elephant
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Still, don't worry Ranjeet, l'm
sure some elephants are very nice
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Can l have knife back, please?
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- Promise you won't kill yourself? - l promise
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- Killing myself is not going to
help me - That's the attitude
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l have much better idea
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- l kill her - No
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- Ah, you're still there? - Yes, l am still here
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- l really think you ought to go
home - No, l wait for Ranjeet
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- l don't think Ranjeet will
be coming tonight - l wait
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- ls she still being out in
corridor? - Yeah l'm afraid so Ranjeet
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Miss Courtney won't be very pleased when
she finds out about all this
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Oh, dearie me! What am l going to be doing?
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Can't you just tell her you're
not going to marry her
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But l am not going to be marrying Miss Courtney
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- l'm referring to Surrinder - Oh, no
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lf l'm telling her that, she
is surely going to kill me
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- You said you were gonna kill
yourself - That is correct
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Pleaso! ln my country when
a person commits hara kiri
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lt is custom for besto friend to be presento
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- To chop off heado - Chop off head?
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- l will be happy to assisto
- You will do nothing of the sort
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Now please everybody, just sit down
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You're here to learn English! We've
had enough disruption for one night
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You should leave your personal problems at home!
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Now please all look at your newspapers
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- Juan, read out a headline - Por favor?
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- The newspaper - Si
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- Newspaper? - Read something out
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''lncrease ln London rats''
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- ''London rats''?! - lncrease ln London Rats
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Rates
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Perdon
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Anna, your turn
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''Vestern Vorld Velcomes Vind of Change''
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Vunderful! Very good
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Danielle?
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- ''Prime minister sold a pup'' - Good
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Now that is a very good
example of a figure of speech
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Prime minister sold a pup
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Can you tell me what it means Giovanni?
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He's buying a dog
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No, it's a figure of speech
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Let me give you another
example! Prime minister sold a dummy
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- You know what that means? - Sure
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- Did you understand it? - Yeah
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Just one thing l not understand
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Does he buy the dummy before
or after he buy the pup?
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- He doesn't buy anything -
Newspaperman is a big liar
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lt's a figure of speech
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l told you it's a figure of
speech lt doesn't mean what it says
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Typical of lmperial poriticians who
distort truth and suppress working classes
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Thank you
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A figure of speech is a way of expressing an
idea by way of contrast or comparison
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lf you are being sold a pup or sold a dummy
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You are being cheated or deceived
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ln England, we use figures of speech quite a lot
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For example, we say 'as quick as lightning'
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As light as a feather As clean as a whistle
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- As blind as a... Su Lee? - As brind as a bat
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Good! Because bats cannot see
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- Max, as deaf as a... - Postman
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- No Max, posts! Because posts cannot
hear - Neither can my postman
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- Ali, as sly as a... - Sikh
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- Fox! Ranjeet, as mad as a... - Muslim
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- Hatter! Taro, as drunk as a... - Newto
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Lord is more correct
250
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- Jamila, as white as... - You
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Snow! Ali, as smooth as?
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A baby's bottoms
253
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Alright, we'll break for tea now and
continue with the newspapers when we come back
254
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:26,990
Please, how am l going to be getting
out without being obsreved by the fat one?
255
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That's your problem
256
00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,230
My problem is to get her off the
premises before Miss Courtney finds her
257
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:42,110
- Look l really think you
ought to go home - No, l stay
258
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- What is going on? - What is going on?
259
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,870
- What is going on? - Yes,
l'm talking to this lady
260
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,270
- Why is she here? - She's talking to me
261
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:56,470
- Why is she sitting in the corridor?
- Why is she sitting in the corridor?
262
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,310
Must you repeat everything l say?
263
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,150
l could have sworn that
woman wasn't pregnant yesterday
264
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,750
You are safe now
265
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,830
Thank you Jamila! Thank you
266
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,430
What you do now?
267
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,430
Maybe l can jump out of the window
268
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:39,070
You'd be lucky! We're on the third floor
269
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,390
Mr. Brown, l have a feeling that
something very peculiar is going on
270
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,820
No, no! Everything's perfectly
all right l can assure you
271
00:17:47,360 --> 00:17:49,270
- Are you going? - Yes
272
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To get a cup of tea
273
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,990
Oh blimey! lt's Surinder
274
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That was sounding like my Ranjeet
275
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,190
- Where is he now? - l told you he's not here
276
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,830
Excuse me dearie
277
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,870
Are you looking for the darky fellow with
a beard and a bandage round his head?
278
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,910
- Most definitely - He's just
crawled behind those curtains
279
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,150
Come out Ranjeet
280
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l am knowing you are there
281
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Come out
282
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,830
What is the meaning of this?
283
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,510
l am noticing windows very
dirty so l am cleaning them for you
284
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,430
l like very much cleaning windows
285
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,350
ln the pitch dark?
286
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:10,990
- Come in off that window ledge
at once - Most certainly
287
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,750
A thousand apologies
288
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,420
l kill myself
289
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,990
Well hurry up! Tea break's nearly over
290
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,190
- l am meaning it - Go on
291
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:36,940
- l am going to join my ancestors
- Don't keep them waiting too long
292
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,950
- ByeBye everybody - Bye
293
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,180
- l am doing it now - So you keep saying
294
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,750
This is it then
295
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,270
Come on! Hurry up please
296
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,230
Maybe l am having a cup of coffee before l do it
297
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:59,470
Ranjeet, we all know you've not the
slightest intention of killing yourself
298
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,440
So put the knife away and
let's discuss this properly
299
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,950
Now Surinder as l understand it
300
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,150
You and Ranjeet here were both
betrothed when you were children
301
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,870
Most definitely and now
he's not wanting to marry me
302
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,870
You can't get married unless you love each other
303
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,270
lt is his duty to be marrying
me otherwise l am losing my face
304
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,030
l think she's lost it already
305
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:21,980
You wouldn't be happy together
306
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,950
Can't you just agree to
release Ranjeet from his promise?
307
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,910
- And what will become of me?
- l'm sure you'll meet somebody else
308
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:34,910
lf l think l would meet another
man l most gladly release Ranjeet
309
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,950
- You would? - Most certainly
310
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,310
But who is going to be having me now?
311
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:45,030
You know Surinder there is
something Mr. Brown is not telling you
312
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,150
- There is? - Oh, yes indeed
313
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:52,870
He has a special reason for
wanting you not to be marrying me
314
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:57,230
- l have? - He is wanting to marry you himself
315
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,470
- He is wanting to be marrying
me? - l am wanting to marry her?
316
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,990
l accept
317
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,550
- Ola Mr. Brown - Good evening Gladys
318
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,940
- When is the happy day then?
- There's not going to be any happy day
319
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,990
lt was a complete misunderstanding
320
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:28,430
What a pity! l thought you and
Surinder made a lovely couple
321
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,830
With all due respect, she
was a couple on her own!
322
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,830
Good evening
323
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,500
Now before we start
324
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,070
l checked your homework last night
325
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:49,030
And l have a feeling there have
been some sort of chicanery going on
326
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,870
We not know what you mean
327
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,390
Well Giovani! l'll tell you
328
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,070
Firstly, there's the fact that five
of them are written in the same hand
329
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,830
lt's a sheer coincidence
330
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,270
And is it also a coincidence that you
all answered question seven as follows
331
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,910
Question: Explain what is
wrong with the following sentence
332
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,870
'My dogs is in the garden'
333
00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,190
Answer: 'l do not have a garden'
334
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,510
- Give me 10 p. - l want my 10 p. Back
335
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:22,790
You will all receive extra homework tonight
336
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,830
And please this time make
sure you do it yourselves
337
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,990
l am apologizing again! But
l am delayed by Surinder
338
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,910
l thought she'd agreed to
release you from the marriage now
339
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:40,230
Yes, she has! But her father is coming here
to see you about your marriage now
340
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,230
Look, there's not going to be
any wedding l've broken it off
341
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,990
Oh dearie me! How painful
342
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:51,430
l've written to Surinder's parents explaining
that l couldn't possibly marry their daughter
343
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,870
l pointed out the differences between our
religious and cultural backgrounds
344
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,790
And the fact l have no
intention of marrying anyone
345
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,500
- He should've got the letter
this morning - Oh yes he did
346
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:07,710
That is why he is coming! He is
hoping to be slicing you into many pieces
347
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,350
Pardon?
348
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,430
He say you are bringing disgrace on his daughter
349
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:16,270
Don't be ridiculous! This isn't
Punjab! lt's England, a civilised country
350
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,110
People just don't go around slicing
each other up and l shall tell him so
351
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:24,260
Where is this illegitimate
offspring of a six-legged camel
352
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:25,950
Blimey, l am not knowing where he is
353
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,710
He is not here! He has emigrated
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