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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,467 --> 00:00:05,834 ANNOUNCER: This program is rated 18+, and contains scenes of 2 00:00:05,967 --> 00:00:08,433 violence, coarse language, and mature subject matter. 3 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:10,367 Viewer discretion is advised. 4 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:14,633 [DISCORDANT MUSIC] 5 00:00:23,166 --> 00:00:25,166 [MUSIC SWELLS] 6 00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:28,934 [LIGHT PERCUSSION MUSIC] 7 00:00:29,767 --> 00:00:33,467 - The weather here in New Zealand is schizophrenic - 8 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,633 30 degrees today; could be 10 tomorrow. 9 00:00:36,767 --> 00:00:39,400 We're a country known for its tranquillity, 10 00:00:39,533 --> 00:00:41,667 its sheep, 11 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,400 its hobbit-on-hobbit violence, 12 00:00:43,533 --> 00:00:45,633 but here in Christchurch, 13 00:00:45,767 --> 00:00:47,400 we're known for its gothic architecture, 14 00:00:47,533 --> 00:00:49,667 large green parks 15 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:53,667 and creepy old men exposing themselves at playgrounds. 16 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,500 Some years, we're voted the friendliest city in the world - 17 00:00:57,633 --> 00:01:00,734 by who, I have no idea. 18 00:01:00,867 --> 00:01:02,600 Probably not those kids in those playgrounds, 19 00:01:02,734 --> 00:01:05,734 and certainly not anybody I've met. 20 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:12,467 I grew up here in Christchurch, and I love calling it my home. 21 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,700 [CHEERFUL MUSIC] 22 00:01:15,834 --> 00:01:19,500 Right now, I'd kill for a beer and some air-con. 23 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,166 [PLAYFUL YELLING IN DISTANCE] 24 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:26,467 [SIGHS] 25 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,967 [CHEERFUL MUSIC CONTINUES] 26 00:01:32,700 --> 00:01:34,900 [DOOR SHUTS] 27 00:01:40,700 --> 00:01:42,900 [EXHALES] 28 00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:48,000 [SHOWER RUNS, WOMAN SINGS IN DISTANCE] 29 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,700 Classic Angela - 30 00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:54,300 she always sings in the shower after her run. 31 00:01:56,834 --> 00:02:01,300 I think she'd like a bigger house just for the acoustics. 32 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:05,133 [DISTANT SINGING CONTINUES] 33 00:02:16,734 --> 00:02:18,800 This guy again. 34 00:02:18,934 --> 00:02:21,767 If an orphanage burned down, nobody would hear about it. 35 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:22,767 All the media wants to talk about 36 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:24,800 is the Christchurch Carver. 37 00:02:24,934 --> 00:02:27,767 Four women dead over the last two years that they know of, 38 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:31,533 and the police are scratching their heads. 39 00:02:31,667 --> 00:02:33,500 Hey... 40 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,767 little Fluffy. - [PURRS] 41 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,533 [DOOR CREAKS] - Ooh. What's that? 42 00:02:44,667 --> 00:02:46,767 - [GASPS] Who the fuck are you? 43 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,633 - Oh yeah. I should probably say - 44 00:02:48,767 --> 00:02:51,533 this isn't my house. 45 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:54,633 Captions by Able. www.able.co.nz 46 00:03:02,734 --> 00:03:04,834 Well, that wasn't pleasant. 47 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:08,834 I met Angela at the supermarket when she smiled at me. 48 00:03:08,967 --> 00:03:11,834 Turned out she was smiling at somebody behind me, 49 00:03:11,967 --> 00:03:13,834 but by then, I was already hooked. 50 00:03:13,967 --> 00:03:17,834 She was married, but that's not something to shy away from. 51 00:03:17,967 --> 00:03:20,600 It just means learning two people's routines. 52 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,834 Sure, it's an extra effort, 53 00:03:22,967 --> 00:03:25,600 but if you're not 100% committed to a relationship, 54 00:03:25,734 --> 00:03:27,834 then what's the point? 55 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:30,867 Often there can be a gap between the fantasy and the reality, 56 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,834 and even though Angela lived up to the fantasy, 57 00:03:33,967 --> 00:03:36,834 things haven't played out how I wanted. 58 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,567 And I know the disappointments of today 59 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,834 will stay with me for a long time. 60 00:03:40,967 --> 00:03:45,567 Even so, I'm not gonna let that stop me from trying again. 61 00:03:45,700 --> 00:03:48,600 Everybody deserves to find romance. 62 00:03:48,734 --> 00:03:51,000 [DOLEFUL MUSIC] 63 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,000 [CAR HORNS HONK] 64 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,667 [BABY CRIES IN DISTANCE] 65 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,066 [SIGHS] 66 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,667 [QUIRKY MUSIC] 67 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,667 [SIGHS] 68 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,033 Hey, Jehovah. Hey, Pickle. 69 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,667 You miss me? 70 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:26,834 Yeah? 71 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,633 I must seem like a god to them - 72 00:04:29,767 --> 00:04:31,667 when they eat, what their view is... 73 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,834 if they live or die. 74 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,900 [QUIRKY MUSIC CONTINUES] 75 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,834 People forget goldfish can live up to 40 years, 76 00:04:46,967 --> 00:04:49,667 but I'm gonna get 50 out of my guys. 77 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,834 [PHONE RINGS SHRILLY] 78 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,900 - AUTOMATED VOICE: The person you have dialled 79 00:04:57,033 --> 00:04:58,667 is not available. Please leave a message. 80 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,667 [BEEP!] 81 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,967 - Joe, it's your mother. 82 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,734 Where are you? You said you'd be here for dinner. 83 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:06,967 Joe, it's your mother. 84 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:10,967 Joe, it's your mother! You're not here again. 85 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,700 When are you gonna get yourself a cell phone? 86 00:05:13,834 --> 00:05:16,734 I made you that meatloaf you love so much. 87 00:05:16,867 --> 00:05:18,934 Come on. Hurry up. 88 00:05:26,433 --> 00:05:30,700 - Everyone is fascinated by me, trying to figure me out - 89 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:34,300 police, media, 90 00:05:35,266 --> 00:05:37,367 podcasters, psychics... 91 00:05:39,233 --> 00:05:42,367 Every week, there's another profile. 92 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:45,300 'I'm doing this for that reason; I'm doing that for this reason.' 93 00:05:45,433 --> 00:05:48,100 [PHONE RINGS] - The person you have dialled is not available. 94 00:05:48,233 --> 00:05:49,133 Please leave a message. [BEEP!] 95 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:51,367 - Joe, it's your mother. 96 00:05:51,500 --> 00:05:55,100 If you don't call me, I'm calling the hospital. 97 00:05:55,233 --> 00:05:57,133 - Truth is I'm just a regular guy... 98 00:05:57,266 --> 00:06:00,166 an average Joe with a hobby. 99 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:03,367 I'm not a psychopath. I don't hear voices. 100 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:08,133 I don't kill for God or Satan or the neighbour's dog. 101 00:06:08,266 --> 00:06:10,867 I kill for me. It's that simple. 102 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:15,367 [CURIOUS MUSIC] 103 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,433 I like women, 104 00:06:24,567 --> 00:06:27,166 and I like to do things to them that they won't let me do. 105 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:29,166 People always complain the planet 106 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:31,433 has too many people living on it - 107 00:06:31,567 --> 00:06:36,200 eight billion of us fighting for resources, and half are women. 108 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:38,166 So when you think about it, 109 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:40,133 by picking off a couple of them every year, 110 00:06:40,266 --> 00:06:43,367 I'm actually doing the world a favour. 111 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:48,133 Romance tastes sweeter when it's shorter - 112 00:06:48,266 --> 00:06:51,166 no tears, no late-night phone calls, 113 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,166 just ships passing in the night. 114 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:55,166 [WIND CHIMES TINKLE] 115 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:57,133 But sometimes in a relationship, 116 00:06:57,266 --> 00:06:59,367 you have to do things you don't want to do. 117 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:03,433 Angela, please don't make me hurt your cat. 118 00:07:03,567 --> 00:07:08,233 [MUFFLED WHIMPERING, CAT MIAOWS] This is your last chance. 119 00:07:08,367 --> 00:07:10,233 [OMINOUS STING] 120 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:12,333 [SEAGULLS SQUAWK] 121 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:19,200 People like her think people like me have no morals. 122 00:07:19,333 --> 00:07:21,400 But I love cats. 123 00:07:21,533 --> 00:07:25,400 If Angela had just come out of the bathroom like I asked, 124 00:07:25,533 --> 00:07:27,200 then Fluffy could've watched from the windowsill 125 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:29,667 rather than from cat heaven. 126 00:07:30,333 --> 00:07:31,200 - Joe! 127 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:33,300 It's about time. 128 00:07:37,367 --> 00:07:39,433 - Sorry I'm late, Mum. I- 129 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:42,233 - I nearly called the hospitals. - I got busy with work. 130 00:07:42,367 --> 00:07:44,433 - Too busy to call your mother? 131 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:48,200 Too busy to leave me wondering if my only son is dead? 132 00:07:48,333 --> 00:07:51,200 I have every mind not to let you in. 133 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:54,200 - 'I've every mind to thank her if she doesn't.' 134 00:07:54,333 --> 00:07:55,200 Sorry, Mum. 135 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:57,300 I got you this. 136 00:07:59,333 --> 00:08:00,266 - Aw- [YELPS] 137 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,934 - 'Ah, fuck.' 138 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:03,266 - Who gives their mother a rose with thorns? 139 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,266 - 'A bad son, obviously.' 140 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,834 Maybe this will make up for it. 141 00:08:12,633 --> 00:08:16,400 - Not much of a present if you've already opened it. 142 00:08:18,433 --> 00:08:20,300 - 'I had one earlier.' 143 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,300 [DOOR CREAKS SHUT] 144 00:08:22,433 --> 00:08:24,400 [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICK] 145 00:08:27,433 --> 00:08:29,367 [SINISTER MUSIC] 146 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,734 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 147 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:49,266 - Hey, boss. We found another victim in the car outside. 148 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,266 [SOMBRE MUSIC] 149 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,367 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 150 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,333 - [SIGHS HEAVILY] 151 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:07,300 - It's the Carver? - Yeah, it's looking like it. 152 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,300 What do we know about this one? 153 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:12,333 - Martha Harris, 67, lives alone, 154 00:09:12,467 --> 00:09:15,300 car's registered in her name. 155 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:18,300 - Is that a gunshot wound? - As far as I can tell. 156 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:21,266 - Great [!] So the guy has a gun now. 157 00:09:22,467 --> 00:09:24,433 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 158 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,300 - Your father would be rolling in his grave 159 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:31,300 if he knew you treated me like this. 160 00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:33,333 - That would be a neat trick since he was cremated. 161 00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:36,367 - [INHALES SHARPLY] No need to be so sarcastical. 162 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,333 - Sorry, Mum. 163 00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:42,367 - Here. These were on sale, so I got you one. 164 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:43,800 - I'm fine. 165 00:09:43,934 --> 00:09:46,333 - I was trying to do something nice. 166 00:09:46,467 --> 00:09:48,200 - Thanks, Mum. 167 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:52,233 - Just leave me a couple of dollars before you leave. 168 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:58,333 - It's cold. You put yours in the oven. 169 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,533 - I wasn't the one who was late. 170 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:05,300 - 'Late? The late Mrs Middleton does have a nice ring to it.' 171 00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:08,333 - It's meatloaf. It's your favourite. 172 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:10,433 [FLY BUZZES] 173 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:15,233 - 'Even the fly doesn't want it.' 174 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,333 - Well, how is it? 175 00:10:20,467 --> 00:10:21,533 - 'It's cold. 176 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,333 'It's dry. It's overcooked.' 177 00:10:23,467 --> 00:10:25,300 Same as always, Mum. 178 00:10:25,433 --> 00:10:26,800 - When are you gonna get a cell phone? 179 00:10:26,934 --> 00:10:28,400 I worry when I can't get hold of you. 180 00:10:28,533 --> 00:10:30,333 - They can track you on those things - 181 00:10:30,467 --> 00:10:32,333 where you go, what you do. 182 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:34,033 - Who's they? 183 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,333 - The government, cell phone companies... 184 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:36,400 'The police.' 185 00:10:36,533 --> 00:10:38,300 - Why would the government care 186 00:10:38,433 --> 00:10:40,133 about when I go to the supermarket? 187 00:10:40,266 --> 00:10:41,700 - Maybe they're keen to know what's on special. 188 00:10:41,834 --> 00:10:44,333 - Oh, I bought a new jigsaw today - 189 00:10:44,467 --> 00:10:45,333 down from $30 190 00:10:45,467 --> 00:10:47,300 to $12. 191 00:10:47,433 --> 00:10:49,233 - That's great, Mum. - Mm. 192 00:10:54,266 --> 00:10:57,000 in a peaceful residential neighbourhood tonight 193 00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:59,133 has residents concerned 194 00:10:59,266 --> 00:11:02,567 the Christchurch Carver might be responsible for the tragedy. 195 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,567 Crime scene tape surrounds the property 196 00:11:04,700 --> 00:11:06,834 where the bodies of two women were found. 197 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:10,567 But police are refusing to share any further details. 198 00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:12,633 At this stage, it's unclear if there's a connection 199 00:11:12,767 --> 00:11:14,834 between the women 200 00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:18,567 or even whether they were killed by the same person or people. 201 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,567 It is also unknown whether an apple core, 202 00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:24,567 the Carver's infamous signature, was found at the scene. 203 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:27,567 But if this is the work of the Carver, 204 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:30,633 it would bring the number of his victims to six. 205 00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:33,633 - Actually, you're short. 206 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:35,633 Katrina Shepherd, 207 00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:37,567 my fourth kill - 208 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:41,567 the one they never found or even looked for. 209 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,633 She's probably a skeleton by now, 210 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:45,633 rotting away in that boot. 211 00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:48,567 [DRAMATIC STRING MUSIC] 212 00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:51,633 - ON TV: ...and her husband... - Oh, the news! 213 00:11:51,767 --> 00:11:53,767 It's always so bad. 214 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,567 - ON TV: Oh, just shut up and sit down. 215 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,633 - ON TV: No, you're always doing it to me... 216 00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:04,700 - When are you gonna meet someone, Joe? 217 00:12:04,834 --> 00:12:06,834 - I'm looking. 218 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,600 - At men? 219 00:12:09,734 --> 00:12:13,633 - I've told you already, Mum - I'm not gay. 220 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,700 - Are you sure? 221 00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,700 - I'd be the first to know. 222 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,834 - Mm. Just... 223 00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,633 make sure, 224 00:12:24,767 --> 00:12:27,967 before you commit to a nice young woman, 225 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,700 otherwise it wouldn't be fair. 226 00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:35,834 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 227 00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:40,300 [INDISTINCT SCREAMING ON TV] 228 00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:48,633 - ON TV: No! You can't tell me what to do. You ain't my mother! 229 00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,734 [SOMBRE MUSIC] 230 00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:04,700 - Day one in a world without Angela. 231 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:07,700 Over time, I've found the experience from my relationships 232 00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:11,767 sustain me for at least several months. 233 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,467 A good thing too, 234 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,767 otherwise the world really might run out of women. 235 00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,900 Like them. 236 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,900 You're cute. 237 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,667 You're cute too. 238 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,700 And other times, I would start to get to know them better, 239 00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:29,800 but it's too soon. 240 00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:32,700 Hang on. 241 00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,767 Where did you come from? 242 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,900 [SOFT MUSIC] 243 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,900 Wow. You're beautiful. 244 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,767 Look at that smile. 245 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,700 You could light up a room, 246 00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:48,934 and the way you move with such grace... 247 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,700 Well, now... 248 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,467 maybe it's not too soon after all. 249 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:00,834 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 250 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,967 A definite maybe. 251 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,266 God, I love window shopping. 252 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,867 - Bye, Joe. 253 00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:24,767 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 254 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:26,767 - Hey, Joe. - Officer Sam. 255 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:29,767 These days, the police station is hustling and bustling 256 00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:33,767 with stressed out and anxious detectives. 257 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,767 The day of and following a homicide 258 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:39,734 is when that hustling and bustling are at their greatest. 259 00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:42,734 After all my kills, they still have nothing. 260 00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:46,734 I actually feel bad for them in some ways. 261 00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:51,767 I started working here after I killed a guy by the name of Dan. 262 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,734 Or maybe it was Don. 263 00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,834 It was back when the Christchurch Carver 264 00:14:55,967 --> 00:14:56,934 investigation was beginning, 265 00:14:57,066 --> 00:14:58,767 and I was spending every minute 266 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:01,900 wondering if the police would break down my door. 267 00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,900 I was freaking out. 268 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,834 I had to know what was going on. 269 00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:08,900 So after I made Dan-Don the cleaner disappear, 270 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,033 I applied for his job. 271 00:15:13,967 --> 00:15:15,433 Now I'm the invisible man 272 00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:17,800 who goes where he wants with his broom and mop, 273 00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:19,800 who has every piece of information 274 00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:23,834 about the Christchurch Carver at his fingertips. 275 00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,934 - OK, listen up. 276 00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:30,800 Cause of death was a single gunshot wound to the abdomen. 277 00:15:30,934 --> 00:15:33,834 We will hear later this morning from ballistics. 278 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,900 - 'Detective Inspector Carl Schroder, 279 00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:37,900 'leading the task force. 280 00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:39,300 'If I told him he could find 281 00:15:39,433 --> 00:15:40,900 'that ballistics match in my briefcase, 282 00:15:41,033 --> 00:15:42,900 'he wouldn't believe me.' 283 00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:44,834 - Martha Harris... 284 00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:48,900 was at Stonefield Cemetery visiting her husband's grave. 285 00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:50,800 - 'And now she can join him.' 286 00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:52,800 - Now, I'm thinking our guy must have carjacked her. 287 00:15:52,934 --> 00:15:54,800 - 'Close. She caught me stealing it 288 00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:56,800 'after I'd gone there to visit my dad.' 289 00:15:56,934 --> 00:15:58,834 - Anything else? We've got anything else, guys? 290 00:15:58,967 --> 00:16:00,300 - Keys weren't with the car, 291 00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:02,066 so he must've taken them or dumped them. 292 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,867 - Yeah. Family said they were on a keyring with a Celtic design. 293 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,867 - 'Unless you're stuffing Mum into her red bin, 294 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,867 'you're not gonna find those keys, Robert.' 295 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,867 - Uh, the coroner confirmed Angela's cause of death 296 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,900 was she choked on the apple core. 297 00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:15,967 They also confirmed she wasn't raped. 298 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,400 - 'I'm not a monster.' 299 00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:19,567 - Forensics? What have we got? Any new leads? 300 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:22,900 - 'It's cool seeing them piece it together - all my work... 301 00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:26,133 'and they don't even notice I'm here.' 302 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,667 - Hey, Joe. Catch. Ha! 303 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,000 [LAUGHS] 304 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,900 - You can't let people treat you that way. 305 00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,867 - 'The Sally. When she isn't trying to get me into bed, 306 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,900 'she roams the halls here changing light bulbs, 307 00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:54,900 'thanking Jesus for the opportunity.' 308 00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:56,900 Detective Travers was just joking. 309 00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:58,967 - It's not funny to pick on people, Joe. 310 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,967 - 'It is when I do it.' 311 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,734 - You might think he's a friend, but he's not. 312 00:17:03,867 --> 00:17:06,033 It's not right. 313 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:08,934 - 'That is one cross Jesus refused to get nailed to. 314 00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:10,934 'He was willing to die for our sins 315 00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:14,934 'but not willing to hang out between The Sally's tits 24-7.' 316 00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:19,934 I'm- I'm fine, Sally, really. Really, I'm fine. 317 00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:21,934 - Ham, cheese and relish. [CHUCKLES] 318 00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:24,934 - 'Her sandwiches are the highlight of my day, 319 00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:27,734 'and making them for me is probably the highlight of hers.' 320 00:17:27,867 --> 00:17:29,900 Thanks, Sally. 321 00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:31,734 - Um, if you like, we could have lunch by the river today. 322 00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,967 It's a lovely day. 323 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,967 - 'I have a date with a florist.' 324 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,767 I can't, Sally. I've got a lot to do. 325 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,734 - Another time. 326 00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:42,066 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC] 327 00:17:50,066 --> 00:17:51,967 - I spent four months with Angela 328 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,934 figuring out if she was my type. 329 00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:57,967 We grew closer together over that time, 330 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,400 and I loved every moment of it. 331 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,800 They don't always work out. 332 00:18:04,934 --> 00:18:07,000 I know this is new, 333 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:10,800 but I can already tell we're off to a good start. 334 00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:12,834 Day by day, 335 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,233 rain or shine. 336 00:18:15,967 --> 00:18:18,133 you're gorgeous. 337 00:18:18,934 --> 00:18:21,133 God, you make me happy. 338 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,800 I wonder, 339 00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:26,133 do you live alone? 340 00:18:26,934 --> 00:18:27,834 I wonder, 341 00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:31,033 do you have a cat? 342 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,000 And you look after yourself too. 343 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:35,400 Every day, you impress me more and more. 344 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,667 [UNSETTLING MUSIC] 345 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,667 Laura Pilgrim. 346 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,533 Laura - such a pretty name. 347 00:18:57,667 --> 00:19:01,600 And everything here tells me you live alone. 348 00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:04,700 God, I do love getting to know people. 349 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:14,100 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 350 00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:22,734 What's going on here? 351 00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:32,600 There must be something new to report. 352 00:19:32,734 --> 00:19:34,700 [TENSE MUSIC] 353 00:19:40,734 --> 00:19:43,333 - SCHRODER: Daniela Walker was found by her husband 354 00:19:43,467 --> 00:19:45,166 when he got home from soccer training with the kids. 355 00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:46,633 - 'Daniela who?' 356 00:19:46,767 --> 00:19:48,333 - Forensics are still at the scene, 357 00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:50,166 but the only prints they're pulling 358 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,367 belong to family and friends. 359 00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,333 Now, the husband is coming in shortly for an interview. 360 00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:57,166 - He's left his trademark souvenir. 361 00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,100 - 'A souvenir?' 362 00:19:59,233 --> 00:20:02,166 - I mean, it has to be the Carver. 363 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,300 - Well, it's looking like it. 364 00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:05,433 - 'What has to be the Carver? 365 00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:07,333 'Is sleep-killing a thing, like sleepwalking? 366 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,033 'Or is somebody pretending to be me?' 367 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,033 [BANG!] - Ooh. 368 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:14,033 - Hang on. Hang on. - Oh, sorry. 369 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:15,367 - Oh, Sally. - Yeah. 370 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,667 - [CHUCKLES WEAKLY] Sorry. 371 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,500 'It's taken a lot of work to get where I've gotten, 372 00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:22,100 'and now some arsehole thinks he can piggyback off my efforts?' 373 00:20:22,233 --> 00:20:24,333 - MUFFLED: Do you like tuna, Joe? 374 00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:27,100 - There's only one Christchurch Carver. Fuck this guy. 375 00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:29,166 - Joe. - Sorry? 376 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,200 - [CHUCKLES] Um... 377 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,166 I ran out of ham, 378 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,333 and all I had was tuna, 379 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,166 but, um, I didn't really have a chance to get any more 380 00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:39,100 cos it's Martin's birthday. 381 00:20:39,233 --> 00:20:41,333 - Martin? - My brother. 382 00:20:41,467 --> 00:20:44,300 I've told you about him, about how you remind me of him. 383 00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:46,300 - 'She wants to fuck her brother too?' 384 00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:48,300 - People used to pick on him too, 385 00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:51,300 and those things - they can spiral fast, Joe. 386 00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,100 - 'What the hell is she on about?' 387 00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:55,333 Yeah, I'm sure. 388 00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:58,100 Thank you, Sally. Look, I better get back to work. 389 00:20:58,233 --> 00:21:00,500 - Um... - Thank you. 390 00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:04,367 - Are you all right, Joe? - Yeah, I'm fine, Sally. 391 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:07,233 'Please don't follow me. Please don't follow me. Please don't follow me.' 392 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,233 - Hang on. 393 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:11,233 - 'She followed. 394 00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:13,333 'Were you born in a tent?' 395 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:20,367 - Sometimes, it's good to know there's help. 396 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,367 - Oh, I don't need a mechanic. I don't have a car. 397 00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:26,367 - That's my dad's old card. I've written my number on the back. 398 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,467 You can trust me, so... call any time. 399 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,367 - Thanks, Sally. 400 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,400 'Sorry, Sally. You'll never be my type, 401 00:21:35,533 --> 00:21:39,400 'which for you is probably a good thing. 402 00:21:39,533 --> 00:21:43,233 'Daniela Walker. Why would the police think I killed you? 403 00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:45,233 'And who are you?' 404 00:21:45,367 --> 00:21:47,433 [TENSE, THRUMMING MUSIC] 405 00:21:49,367 --> 00:21:51,333 - Hey, Mike. 406 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:55,233 I'm so sorry for your loss. - Thanks. 407 00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:57,233 - That must be the husband. 408 00:21:57,367 --> 00:22:00,433 - This way, if you don't mind. 409 00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:03,233 - Travers said I left my trademark souvenir. 410 00:22:03,367 --> 00:22:05,433 Does he mean the apple? 411 00:22:05,567 --> 00:22:08,433 What else do you idiots think I did? Jesus. 412 00:22:08,567 --> 00:22:10,166 Are you guys gonna start pinning everything 413 00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,433 that goes wrong in the city on me? 414 00:22:12,567 --> 00:22:16,433 I need to get in there and figure out what's going on. 415 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,300 The media came up with the Christchurch Carver 416 00:22:22,433 --> 00:22:24,133 as a name for me. 417 00:22:24,266 --> 00:22:25,300 I actually stabbed my first few victims 418 00:22:25,433 --> 00:22:29,467 before switching to apples. 419 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,300 It's hard catching a bus when you're covered in blood, 420 00:22:32,433 --> 00:22:34,233 even in Christchurch. 421 00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:36,367 [WISTFUL PIANO MUSIC] 422 00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:43,367 My lovelies. 423 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:48,433 All of you died doing what I loved... 424 00:22:50,367 --> 00:22:52,233 [MUSIC DARKENS] 425 00:22:52,367 --> 00:22:54,367 ...but not you. 426 00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,533 I take care choosing who I spend time with, and what? 427 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:05,300 For some guy to come along and pollute that with strangers? 428 00:23:05,433 --> 00:23:09,367 Is it a one-off? Somebody hiding a crime... 429 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,300 like the husband? 430 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,633 Or is this the first of many? 431 00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:18,300 - No, I need those files asap. 432 00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:20,433 OK. Thank you. 433 00:23:27,433 --> 00:23:29,233 OK. 434 00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,500 - WOMAN: I remember meeting her at your house. 435 00:23:31,633 --> 00:23:34,233 We didn't talk much, but, um, I liked her a lot. 436 00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:36,500 You knew her well? - [INHALES DEEPLY] 437 00:23:36,633 --> 00:23:39,300 Well, enough to make small talk, but she was Sarah's friend - 438 00:23:39,433 --> 00:23:41,233 more a work colleague, I guess. 439 00:23:41,367 --> 00:23:43,233 - And Mike? How well do you know him? 440 00:23:43,367 --> 00:23:45,500 - A lot less than Daniela. 441 00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:49,467 - [INHALES DEEPLY] All right. Walker's statement. 442 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:52,467 He went to soccer practice 16.30, back at 18.30. 443 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,233 - He also gave us a couple of names of witnesses. 444 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,467 - 'So not the husband, then. 445 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,533 'People say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 446 00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:04,266 'But I say it's just some prick with no imagination.' 447 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,300 - I can't stop thinking about the apple. 448 00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:07,300 - Why? What is it? 449 00:24:07,433 --> 00:24:09,266 - Usually, he eats it. 450 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,300 - Well, maybe he was interrupted. 451 00:24:12,433 --> 00:24:14,066 It could be why he strangled her 452 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,300 instead of choking her with the apple core. 453 00:24:15,433 --> 00:24:17,367 - Yep, or it wasn't the Carver. 454 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:19,533 - 'It wasn't.' 455 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,300 - The apple's been in the media. It's not exactly a secret. 456 00:24:21,433 --> 00:24:25,333 Along with the fact that fruit acid destroys DNA. 457 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,300 If you were trying to pin this on the Carver, 458 00:24:29,433 --> 00:24:31,300 what would you do? 459 00:24:31,433 --> 00:24:33,400 [SOFT, TENSE MUSIC] 460 00:24:35,433 --> 00:24:37,266 - I'd leave the apple behind. 461 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,233 So you think we might have a copycat? 462 00:24:39,367 --> 00:24:42,533 - I think we need to consider it. - OK. 463 00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:45,300 - Right, well, I'd better head out and check these witnesses. 464 00:24:45,433 --> 00:24:47,400 - Thanks, Becks. 465 00:24:53,433 --> 00:24:55,266 - [INHALES SHARPLY] 466 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,367 Joe, can you not sneak up on me like that? 467 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:01,367 - 'One day I might have to.' 468 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,367 Good luck, Detective Carl. 469 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:05,467 - We'll get him. 470 00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:11,367 - 'No, you won't. I'm getting him first.' 471 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:13,467 [TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES] 472 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:33,266 This is like trying to play 473 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,233 the strangest game of solitaire ever. 474 00:25:38,467 --> 00:25:42,333 She was strangled. I never strangled anyone. 475 00:25:42,467 --> 00:25:47,367 Crosswords? I thought only old people did those. 476 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,367 This is so hard without context. 477 00:25:50,500 --> 00:25:52,867 I need to get into that house. 478 00:26:02,734 --> 00:26:06,800 [INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER] 479 00:26:06,934 --> 00:26:10,800 Damn it. I should've known there'd be no getting in. 480 00:26:10,934 --> 00:26:12,533 These idiots are probably gonna camp in the driveway 481 00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:15,767 for the next few days just to piss me off. 482 00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:19,767 Maybe they'll build a fire and toast marshmallows. 483 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:25,600 Maybe standing here isn't the best idea. 484 00:26:25,734 --> 00:26:27,700 Another time. 485 00:26:36,734 --> 00:26:38,600 [DEVIOUS MUSIC CONTINUES] 486 00:26:38,734 --> 00:26:40,600 [ALARM WAILS] 487 00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,700 [CAT YOWLS] 488 00:26:46,734 --> 00:26:49,533 Guys. Guys! 489 00:26:49,667 --> 00:26:51,700 Oh, you're not gonna believe this. 490 00:26:51,834 --> 00:26:54,767 There's this guy out there pretending to be me. 491 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:58,533 [PHONE RINGS SHRILLY] I know! The nerve of it. Me! 492 00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:00,834 So, anyway... - The person you have dialled- 493 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,600 - I steal this folder, and I go to the house- [BEEP!] 494 00:27:02,734 --> 00:27:03,667 ...but there's heaps of cops there. 495 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,433 - Joe, it's your mother. 496 00:27:05,567 --> 00:27:06,900 Now, don't forget dinner tomorrow night. 497 00:27:07,033 --> 00:27:10,600 There's something urgent I need to tell you. 498 00:27:10,734 --> 00:27:14,667 - Urgent? I wonder what she's found on sale now. 499 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,667 [EERIE MUSIC] 500 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,767 [SEAGULLS SQUAWK] 501 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,700 [SIGHS] 502 00:27:30,734 --> 00:27:32,600 It's cold. 503 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,700 - You were late - again. 504 00:27:37,734 --> 00:27:39,600 So, how's the girlfriend? 505 00:27:39,734 --> 00:27:42,667 - Who? - You said you'd met somebody. 506 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,600 - I said I was looking. 507 00:27:44,734 --> 00:27:48,867 - So you haven't found anybody? - I've been busy. 508 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,600 - Is that why you don't call? - I'm here, aren't I? 509 00:27:51,734 --> 00:27:54,667 - Did you know Gregory's getting married? 510 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,667 - No. 511 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,266 - Gregory is your cousin. - I know who Gregory is; 512 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,133 I just didn't know that he was getting married. 513 00:28:00,266 --> 00:28:03,934 - He's a very fortunate man. His fiancee is quite beautiful. 514 00:28:04,066 --> 00:28:06,633 - 'Fortunate isn't the right word considering he ordered her 515 00:28:06,767 --> 00:28:08,667 'for three easy payments plus postage.' 516 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,667 Was that what was urgent? 517 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:12,667 - Well, I've been busy too, Joe. 518 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:14,633 - 'Cutting coupons?' 519 00:28:14,767 --> 00:28:16,667 - I called the manufacturer, and they told me 520 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:21,400 they have tight quality control, and it must be my fault. 521 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,667 - I'm not following. - The jigsaw! 522 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,667 I completed it, and there is a piece missing. 523 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,734 [FLY BUZZES] The manufacturer told me 524 00:28:29,867 --> 00:28:31,934 I must be losing them! 525 00:28:32,066 --> 00:28:33,734 He was very rude about it - even told me to stop calling. 526 00:28:33,867 --> 00:28:35,667 - 'I know how he feels.' 527 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,734 - I turned the place upside down, 528 00:28:37,867 --> 00:28:39,734 lifted the rugs, vacuumed down the side of the couch, 529 00:28:39,867 --> 00:28:41,633 I even went through the bins. 530 00:28:41,767 --> 00:28:44,667 - That does sound super urgent. - And... 531 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,767 [METALLIC JANGLING] 532 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,767 I found these. 533 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,633 - 'Ah, fuck.' 534 00:28:52,767 --> 00:28:54,667 - I'm gonna hand them in to the police. 535 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,633 - Oh, don't do that. 536 00:28:56,767 --> 00:28:59,667 - Well, someone might've lost them, or they were stolen. 537 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,734 There are some bad people out there, you know. 538 00:29:01,867 --> 00:29:05,800 - They're mine. I've been looking for them. 539 00:29:05,934 --> 00:29:07,500 - Yours? 540 00:29:07,633 --> 00:29:09,734 You don't even own a car. - They're from work. 541 00:29:09,867 --> 00:29:11,734 - [CHUCKLES] I still don't understand. 542 00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:14,734 What kind of a car salesman doesn't have a car? 543 00:29:14,867 --> 00:29:16,734 - 'One who quit to become a cleaner. 544 00:29:16,867 --> 00:29:19,700 'Plus, I never sold cars like Dad; I just cleaned them.' 545 00:29:19,834 --> 00:29:22,734 I must have thrown them out by accident. 546 00:29:22,867 --> 00:29:24,700 Thanks, Mum. 547 00:29:24,834 --> 00:29:26,700 You're a lifesaver. - [LAUGHS] 548 00:29:26,834 --> 00:29:29,800 You really are hopeless. [CHUCKLES] 549 00:29:31,834 --> 00:29:36,734 Just like your father, only he lost more sales than keys. 550 00:29:36,867 --> 00:29:39,233 He was a useless husband too. 551 00:29:42,867 --> 00:29:45,800 - ON TV: ...I found this. - ON TV: What? 552 00:29:45,934 --> 00:29:48,400 [TV CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY] 553 00:30:05,867 --> 00:30:07,834 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 554 00:30:11,867 --> 00:30:13,967 [KETTLE WHISTLES SOFTLY] 555 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:36,700 [OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES] 556 00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:40,834 - ON TV: I love him too, and I don't wanna give him up! 557 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,800 - Did you put sugar in this? 558 00:31:03,934 --> 00:31:07,767 - Two like you like it. - You make terrible coffee. 559 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,800 - Sorry, Mum. - I'll do it myself next time. 560 00:31:10,934 --> 00:31:13,400 [DRAMATIC STRING MUSIC BUILDS] 561 00:31:24,867 --> 00:31:27,767 - A world without Mum - no more cold meatloaf, 562 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:31,767 no phone messages, no stories about mince on special. 563 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:34,800 She can finally reconnect with Dad. 564 00:31:34,934 --> 00:31:36,900 Poor bastard. 565 00:31:37,934 --> 00:31:39,900 Whoa! Stop the bus. 566 00:31:44,934 --> 00:31:47,367 [PANTS] Can you wait a minute? 567 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:51,867 - Yeah, 'course I can... for 20 bucks. 568 00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,900 - [PANTS] 569 00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:10,867 - [WHIMPERS] - Ohh. 570 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,633 OK, buddy. Hang on. 571 00:32:11,767 --> 00:32:14,834 Um... 572 00:32:14,967 --> 00:32:18,934 Hang on, mate. Hang on. Hang on. [EXHALES SHARPLY] 573 00:32:19,066 --> 00:32:21,033 [GENTLE MUSIC] 574 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,867 Here, mate. 575 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,967 Here you go. 576 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,867 [GRUNTS] Just pop you in there. 577 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,967 Ooh, you're heavy. 578 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,333 How's that? 579 00:32:40,467 --> 00:32:41,633 Is that all right? [CAT MIAOWS WEAKLY] 580 00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:43,967 Yeah. 581 00:32:47,934 --> 00:32:50,867 [GRUNTS] Sorry. Is there an all-night vet open? 582 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,834 - Nothing on the route... 583 00:32:53,967 --> 00:32:56,700 but I can get you to one for 20 bucks. 584 00:33:10,033 --> 00:33:15,900 - Come on, Fluffy. You got this. Don't go toward the light. 585 00:33:16,033 --> 00:33:17,900 - Can I help you? [SOFT MIAOWING] 586 00:33:18,033 --> 00:33:20,934 - I found her on the side of the road. 587 00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:22,900 - Already inside the bag? 588 00:33:23,033 --> 00:33:24,700 - No, but I had to put it in something. 589 00:33:24,834 --> 00:33:26,934 - Oh, OK. 590 00:33:27,066 --> 00:33:28,934 Let me go take a look. 591 00:33:29,066 --> 00:33:30,934 You can take a seat over there. 592 00:33:31,066 --> 00:33:33,166 [GENTLE MUSIC CONTINUES] 593 00:33:41,834 --> 00:33:43,700 [DOG WHIMPERS] 594 00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:46,033 - [EXHALES] 595 00:33:52,867 --> 00:33:55,734 Thank God this isn't life-size. 596 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,734 [DOOR SHUTS] 597 00:33:57,867 --> 00:33:59,967 - Hey. 598 00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:01,800 She's stable for now, but she's gonna need an operation 599 00:34:01,934 --> 00:34:03,767 and to stay with us a few days. 600 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,767 You said you found her on the side of the road? 601 00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:07,767 - Yeah, I got off the bus to save her. 602 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,800 - It's an incredible thing to do. 603 00:34:09,934 --> 00:34:11,467 Just next time, use your jacket 604 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,433 or anything other than a plastic bag. 605 00:34:13,567 --> 00:34:17,433 - I did poke holes in it. The bag, I mean, not the cat. 606 00:34:17,567 --> 00:34:20,467 - Well, you saved a life, that's for sure... 607 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:24,467 whereas whoever hit her just left her there. 608 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,533 - I guess some people are monsters. 609 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:29,467 - Well, I'll give you my card, 610 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,266 and if you just write your number on there, 611 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,467 I can keep you updated. 612 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,567 - 'Beautiful, smart, empathetic... 613 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,266 'bedroom eyes. 614 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,667 'Jennifer, I wonder... 615 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,266 'do you live alone?' 616 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,667 [SIREN WAILS] 617 00:34:56,367 --> 00:34:58,233 [GROANS] 618 00:34:58,367 --> 00:35:00,333 [EXHALES] 619 00:35:00,467 --> 00:35:02,734 [WATER BUBBLES] 620 00:35:06,467 --> 00:35:08,734 Ah, fuck's sake. 621 00:35:14,467 --> 00:35:16,734 [DOOR ENTRY BELL CHIMES] 622 00:35:22,467 --> 00:35:24,734 [DOOR ENTRY BELL CHIMES] 623 00:35:25,467 --> 00:35:27,633 [MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS] 624 00:35:30,433 --> 00:35:33,300 Uh, what's the best cat food? 625 00:35:33,433 --> 00:35:35,500 - Cat food. 626 00:35:35,633 --> 00:35:37,500 - I found it after it got hit by a car. 627 00:35:37,633 --> 00:35:40,533 - I doubt getting hit by a car changes what foods you like. 628 00:35:40,667 --> 00:35:43,533 - I think it changes what food it can chew. 629 00:35:43,667 --> 00:35:45,533 - I don't know, man. I'm not a vet. 630 00:35:45,667 --> 00:35:47,333 There's some tins past their use-by on sale down the back. 631 00:35:47,467 --> 00:35:50,300 - My cat swears by this. 632 00:35:50,433 --> 00:35:52,333 - Your cat swears? - [CHUCKLES] 633 00:35:52,467 --> 00:35:54,734 Only when he's hungry. 634 00:35:57,467 --> 00:35:59,734 [UNSETTLING MUSIC] 635 00:36:01,533 --> 00:36:03,700 - 'She seems nice.' 636 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,367 [SIREN WAILS] 637 00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:09,033 [UNSETTLING MUSIC CONTINUES] 638 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:19,400 - Thank you. 639 00:36:19,533 --> 00:36:21,800 [DOOR ENTRY BELL CHIMES] 640 00:36:23,734 --> 00:36:26,400 Hey, did I hear that you found the cat after it got run over? 641 00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:28,533 - Oh, it's at the vets. 642 00:36:28,667 --> 00:36:30,400 I figure if they can't find the owner, then I'll take it in. 643 00:36:30,533 --> 00:36:32,400 - Oh, that's so sweet of you. 644 00:36:32,533 --> 00:36:34,600 - I'm, uh- I'm Melissa. 645 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:37,600 - Joe. - Pleased to meet you, Joe. 646 00:36:37,734 --> 00:36:40,567 Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I got a bus to catch, 647 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:43,367 So before you make any jokes about catching the bus... 648 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,367 - Oh, I catch the bus too. 649 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:46,900 - You kidding me? 650 00:36:47,033 --> 00:36:48,367 - Mine's just up ahead over there. 651 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,700 - Oh, well, let's go. 652 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,700 - After you. 653 00:36:59,533 --> 00:37:01,600 [SIREN WAILS] 654 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,667 - So, what do you do, Joe, other than save cats? 655 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,467 - I work at the police station. - Oh. 656 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,467 What kind of cop are you? 657 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,467 - 'One who cleans the toilets.' 658 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,600 A good one. 659 00:37:17,767 --> 00:37:19,433 - Are you part of that Carver investigation? 660 00:37:19,567 --> 00:37:21,633 - Intimately. 661 00:37:21,767 --> 00:37:25,433 - No offence, but why can't you guys catch him? 662 00:37:25,567 --> 00:37:27,433 - He's very clever. 663 00:37:27,567 --> 00:37:29,433 'And very good-looking.' 664 00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:31,600 So, what do you do? 665 00:37:31,734 --> 00:37:34,400 - Apart from talk to strangers and buy cat food? [CHUCKLES] 666 00:37:34,533 --> 00:37:35,600 I'm a journalist. - Oh. 667 00:37:35,734 --> 00:37:37,633 'I never killed a journalist.' 668 00:37:37,767 --> 00:37:39,667 Should I be talking to you? - Oh, you're safe. 669 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,667 Unless the police wanna go on record 670 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:45,100 as to what scarves are coming into fashion. 671 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,600 Oh, thanks. 672 00:37:59,567 --> 00:38:01,500 At the moment, I'm between gigs. 673 00:38:01,633 --> 00:38:02,967 I just moved here from Auckland, 674 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:06,500 so I'm still kind of finding my feet. 675 00:38:06,633 --> 00:38:08,300 Is it true that serial killers 676 00:38:08,433 --> 00:38:09,500 tend to have menial or service jobs? 677 00:38:09,633 --> 00:38:12,700 - Nah. That's a cliche. 678 00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:16,633 - And they have crazy mothers? - That one's true. 679 00:38:19,633 --> 00:38:21,867 [BUZZ!] - This is my stop. 680 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,533 - Hey, stay safe. There's a serial killer out there. 681 00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:27,734 - Listen, Joe, 682 00:38:27,867 --> 00:38:29,500 am I silly asking if you would walk me home? 683 00:38:29,633 --> 00:38:31,600 - Happy to. [CHUCKLES] 684 00:38:32,633 --> 00:38:34,500 - Thank you. 685 00:38:34,633 --> 00:38:36,600 [UNSETTLING MUSIC] 686 00:38:40,834 --> 00:38:43,467 Ooh! Thanks again for walking with me. 687 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,467 You're such a gentleman. - My pleasure. 688 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,500 - Oh, I'm a bit cold. - Oh, um... 689 00:38:49,633 --> 00:38:51,600 here. Hold this. 690 00:38:52,633 --> 00:38:54,533 - It's not often you see 691 00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:56,700 someone using a briefcase to buy pet food. 692 00:38:56,834 --> 00:39:00,567 - Oh, it was my dad's. I carry it around as a reminder to him. 693 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:02,567 - Oh. That's very sweet. 694 00:39:02,700 --> 00:39:04,600 Oh, what's in the pocket? - Oh. 695 00:39:04,734 --> 00:39:06,667 Um... [CHUCKLES] 696 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:10,533 [UNEASY MUSIC] 697 00:39:10,667 --> 00:39:12,767 - [CHUCKLES] Should I be worried? 698 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:15,767 - No. It's a precaution. Somebody higher up figured 699 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:19,567 the Carver would be targeting cops, so... 700 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:21,633 - Hey, I would, um, 701 00:39:21,767 --> 00:39:24,567 never normally cut through there by myself, but it's quicker. 702 00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:27,767 - Sure. 703 00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:30,767 Wow, this part of town's really gone downhill. 704 00:39:30,900 --> 00:39:33,767 - Every part of town has since the earthquakes. 705 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:35,767 - I once had a Jehovah's Witness on my doorstep 706 00:39:35,900 --> 00:39:38,567 telling me the earthquakes were caused by pornography. 707 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,567 - I once had one on my doorstep 708 00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:42,533 saying God gave us climate change 709 00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:45,567 because he was mad with women wearing tight jeans. 710 00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,667 - I used to play there... 711 00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:51,767 with my sister - 712 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:54,533 back before every surface was child-proofed. 713 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:55,567 - Was there lead paint back then? 714 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,767 - [CHUCKLES] No. 715 00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,767 But she did fall off the fort once and break her leg. 716 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:03,533 - I thought you said you were from Auckland. 717 00:40:03,667 --> 00:40:06,533 - Yeah, we moved there after she died. 718 00:40:06,667 --> 00:40:09,567 - Your sister? - It's a long story. 719 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,533 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 720 00:40:11,667 --> 00:40:13,567 Thanks again for walking with me. 721 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:15,567 - 'This is going to be easy.' 722 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:17,667 [SINISTER MUSIC] 723 00:40:18,667 --> 00:40:20,734 - Mm-mm. 724 00:40:20,867 --> 00:40:24,533 I will shoot you. - [CHUCKLES] What are you doing? 725 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:26,533 - Open your briefcase. 726 00:40:26,667 --> 00:40:28,200 - Why? 727 00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:30,533 - I mean it Joe. I'll fuckin' shoot you. 728 00:40:30,667 --> 00:40:33,000 [SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES] 729 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:39,533 Apple, knife... 730 00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:42,200 Well, isn't that interesting? 731 00:40:44,867 --> 00:40:46,533 - Uh, everything in my briefcase is evidence. 732 00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,633 - Mm-hm. 733 00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:51,633 Take them off. 734 00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,633 I said off. 735 00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:02,700 - My pants? - Mm-hm. 736 00:41:03,734 --> 00:41:05,700 - [SIGHS] 737 00:41:12,734 --> 00:41:14,600 - Underwear. 738 00:41:14,734 --> 00:41:16,700 - Really? 739 00:41:30,934 --> 00:41:34,066 - I know who you are, Joe. I know what you do. 740 00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:38,633 - I'm nobody. 741 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:41,633 - Pick them up. 742 00:41:44,734 --> 00:41:47,600 - [GRUNTS, PANTS] 743 00:41:47,734 --> 00:41:50,533 - Cuff one on your left wrist. 744 00:41:50,667 --> 00:41:52,700 Hurry up. - Yep, yep. 745 00:41:54,734 --> 00:41:56,700 - Lay down there. 746 00:41:57,734 --> 00:42:00,567 Go, go, go, go, go. 747 00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:03,600 - Y-You're making a mistake. - [CHUCKLES] 748 00:42:03,734 --> 00:42:06,667 - [GRUNTS] - Arms around it. 749 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,600 Cuff your other wrist. 750 00:42:08,734 --> 00:42:10,600 - [PANTS] 751 00:42:10,734 --> 00:42:13,433 [SINISTER MUSIC SLOWLY BUILDS] 752 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,700 [GROANS] - Good. 753 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,667 - [GROANS] Fuck. 754 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,767 - [CHUCKLES] 755 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,767 - [PANTS] 756 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,667 - [LAUGHS] Wow. 757 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,333 You really came well prepared. 758 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,600 Bet this has seen a few things. 759 00:42:39,734 --> 00:42:42,667 - Hey, you've- you've got this all wrong. 760 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,767 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 761 00:42:47,667 --> 00:42:51,767 - How 'bout it see some more? - [GRUNTS] Look... 762 00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:55,800 [GRUNTS] Look, [STRAINS] whoever you think I am... 763 00:42:56,734 --> 00:42:58,600 y-you're wrong. 764 00:42:58,734 --> 00:43:00,734 [YELLS] 765 00:43:00,867 --> 00:43:01,934 Oh, fuck! 766 00:43:02,066 --> 00:43:04,734 Please stop. Please. Please? 767 00:43:04,867 --> 00:43:06,834 - How does that feel, Joe? 768 00:43:07,867 --> 00:43:09,734 - [BREATHES RAGGEDLY] 769 00:43:09,867 --> 00:43:13,667 [SINISTER MUSIC INTENSIFIES] 770 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,533 What the fuck do you want? - That... 771 00:43:17,867 --> 00:43:19,734 is a great question, Joe. 772 00:43:19,867 --> 00:43:21,767 Should we find out? 773 00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,867 [JAUNTY, SINISTER MUSIC] 774 00:44:20,934 --> 00:44:23,000 [JAUNTY MUSIC CONTINUES] 775 00:44:44,867 --> 00:44:46,834 [EERIE VOCALISING] 56086

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