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The last day of camp.

Can you smell it? The energy, the excitement.

[sniffing]

I'm also smelling a gas leak?

No, we're pointing out new smells.

Hey, how's wedding prep going, Parker?

Oh, great. I paid the caterers extra

and now they're gonna cook our food.

Well, I'm gonna go get ready with my family.

-But I'll see you tonight for the big moment? -[giggles]

I'm gonna need verbal confirmation!

Don't worry. I'm like 60% sure this is gonna happen for you, buddy.

So Parker, who's coming to the wedding?

I hope there's a lot of cute [sing-song] guys.

Today's not about [sing-song] you.

[in normal voice] My girlfriend's invited right?

Well, my family is not coming.

They conveniently got trapped in space.

I'm starting to suspect Priscilla had that meteor strike her station on purpose.

Less competition to catch the bouquet.

Noice!

But the rest of my chosen family has arrived. Hey!

-We're here! -Hi, everyone!

Matteo! Gwen!

I'm so happy we made it.

We caught the last flight into Dusty Tush airport.

Seriously, the last flight.

The FAA was shutting it down.

I guess "Bring Your Own Wing" Wednesday didn't work out too great.

Yeah, it's weird. We walked and the others

took the shuttle, but we still beat them.

[donkey braying]

Howdy.

Whoa!

This place has a donkey shuttle.

Finn! Ava!

Hey, Lou!

Looks like you found a town weirder than Moose Rump!

I'm excited to see where this goes.

Finally, a familiar face.

Hey, good to see you, Tim. How's your mom?

Yep, it's gonna be a great last day.

-Seriously, what is that? -[mouthing] Yeah.

[all] ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

So how are things back in Maine?

Are you all holding down the fort at Camp Kikiwaka?

Yeah. And Ava's killing it as Camp Overlord.

You mean Camp Director?

[laughs] Not the way I run.

Matteo, why haven't you applied to be a counselor? You'd be so great at it.

No offense, but middle management isn't my style.

Real power is wielded in the shadows.

Okay, permanent camper it is.

Plus, I'm too busy at MIT and trying to get

Frankie Whispers a residency in Vegas.

But most importantly,

this lady and I are in a long distance re-laysh.

Nope, I can't pull off that word.

We don't see each other as much as we'd like,

but I'm loving city life.

I got a driver's license

and I have something called "uncontrollable road rage."

Lou, you brought Mound of Brown

to this camp, too?

No.

It followed me here.

So, what's Dusty Tush like?

Well, why don't I show you guys?

I can give you a tour of everything.

-Absolutely. -Can I drive?

Sorry, but I'm gonna have to pass.

[clears throat] This dusty ranch air

is tough on ol' Frankie's pipes.

I thought his name was Matteo.

How you feeling about today, Parker?

A little nervous.

Don't worry. I'm tracking Victoria's phone.

If she runs for the train station, I am on it.

No, I'm nervous because I have to ask Lou

about opening Camp Ski-kiwaka year-round.

If she's on board, I won't be back next summer.

Wait, you're not coming back either?

Oh, I'm going to Juilliard's summer theater program next year.

I can't send the wigs back now.

Wow! So, I guess it's just you here next year, Destiny.

Uh, about that.

Nature Without Borders goes through the summer. So I'm out, too.

I've already hired the goat to run the Dusty Diner.

What? He's the town's only vegan.

So we all have to tell Lou we're leaving?

She might take that pretty hard.

Yeah, the last person who breaks the news

might as well just dig their own grave

in the Dusty Tush cemetery/community garden.

You're right.

I guess there's only one thing left to do.

Me first!

Well, I'm done decorating his love trellis.

Wait, so that's Noah's real name?

Hey, guys. Very important question.

Ugh! Finn, we've been over this.

Just because movies used to be in black and white

doesn't mean the world wasn't in color.

That's what they want you to think.

But, I was going to ask what you all got

Parker and Victoria for their wedding gift.

We have to get them a gift?

Duh. If you don't get them a wedding gift,

you won't be invited on the honeymoon.

You go on people's honeymoons?

Yeah, it's super weird.

The wedding starts in a few hours.

Can't we just add our names to your gift?

Of course.

Oh, no, wait. I realized I forgot to get them a gift, too.

Why don't we give them something that's from all of us?

On the range, sometimes the cows get together

and all poop at the same time.

There's probably a better comparison.

A group gift's a great idea. How about this?

I'm still big into the DJ scene

and I just met someone famous who could DJ the wedding.

-Bijan Robinson! -[both] No!

It was just a suggestion. Geez.

If we're getting them a group gift, it better be good.

I just found out that their honeymoon resort has a lazy river

and I am not missing out.

Hey, Lou.

Uh, I need to talk to you about something important.

Uh-oh. I was afraid this might happen.

Look, cold feet on your wedding day is totally normal.

But the fact that Victoria agreed to marry you in the first place

is a miracle.

Wow. Save some material for your best man speech. [chuckles]

No. I wanted to talk to you about Camp Ski-kiwaka.

Our winter camp in the mountains?

So this was about cold feet. Ha! Nailed it, no notes.

Lou, I think we should open Camp Ski-kiwaka year round.

And I wanted to ask if I could run it in the summer.

Oh.

But that means you can't work here next year, right?

Not being at the ranch with you will be the worst part of this.

But I feel like it's the best way to reach as many kids as possible.

Like you have, Lou.

So, what do you say, boss?

I say,

It's a great plan and I'm proud of you for it. Go get 'em.

Really? Thanks, Lou.

Thank you.

Now, if Victoria shows up to marry me later,

this will be the best day of my life! [laughs]

I am gonna really miss having you around here, Parker.

But at least I'll still have Destiny and Noah to lean on.

Yeah, sure will! Hey, I gotta do groom stuff. Great chat, bye!

Hey, Lou, you got any job openings for my buddy Tim?

Who's Tim?

The shuttle donkey.

Scout, don't be ridiculous. I can't just hire some random donkey.

Tell him to send me a resume first.

[The Marshal] The nephew!

Congrats are in order.

I heard you got good news today.

Oh, yeah. Great news.

Well, I can't believe, uh, The Nephew of mine

is gonna be even more stinkin' rich than I am.

Because I am pretty stinky.

Yup, I'm real excited.

Your words do not match your face.

But the words are less problematic for me, so I'll believe them.

Bye-bye now.

The first stop on our tour is Downtown Dusty Tush.

Downtown? There's not even a red light to run.

Oh, here's one of our local eccentrics now!

Meet The Marshal.

He's an adult who always shows up at our camp for some reason.

I don't have to explain myself to you.

I saw a chicken beat you at checkers.

Her parents were champions. I had no chance.

Now, you guys get to choose the next stop on the tour.

Local woman who collects teeth,

shoe cobbler who does root canals,

or a goat that manages a restaurant?

Uh, tooth lady. Lead the way!

Excellent choice.

Yes!

Hey. Did my favorite loyal counselors want a word?

Uh, yes. Destiny and I just wanted to thank you for--

My endless support and caring for you throughout the years, like you were my own family?

You're welcome.

Uh... Destiny, line?

We got you a gift! [chuckles]

[gasps] Sweet angel.

I'm acting surprised, but I saw him as soon as I walked in.

-Go ahead, read his tag. -Oh.

"My name is Lou Junior and I am never leaving you. But Destiny and Noah are."

[gasps] Say what now?

Oh, I think Lou Junior wrote more on the back.

"Destiny and Noah love you very much

and wish they could be here next summer

but they'll be gone, just like they are right now."

[cow mooing]

Were you in on this too, Lou Junior?

You adorable little traitor.

We looked at Parker and Victoria's registry

and no one got them the blender they wanted.

-So... -Winnie and I...

made one!

Uh, that doesn't look like a blender.

Uh, well, we were very limited to using things around camp.

It was either this or a lawn mower,

and I didn't wanna remind you of your ex.

Thank you, friend.

How does it look now?

Is that a slop bucket?

It's a slop "carafe."

"Bucket" wasn't the problematic word.

Come on guys, the real blender was way too expensive.

And this one works great. Look.

Winnie, the demo, please.

We're gonna put some ice, fruit and juice into the blender.

[splashing]

Now...

Rip it, Matteo!

Stand back.

-[motor revs] -Ohhh. [laughs] First try.

I'll be telling Gwen about this.

Now, everyone, get ready for smoothies!

-[motor whirring] -[splattering]

Uh, maybe we should have gone with a gift card.

[coughs] I think there's a blueberry lodged in my brain.

[sneezes]

Not anymore.

Wow, Lou. You look prettier than a spotted pony in a daisy field.

Thank you. I might be sad, but at least I'm gorgeous.

[sighs] I've gotten so much bad news today.

But with you by my side, I know I'll feel better soon.

I'm so grateful for you.

And I'm grateful for you.

But I was just on my way to tell you something.

Oh no, are you leaving Dusty Tush, too?

[gasps] Oh no! Are you leaving Dusty Tush, too?

Well, I just found out that a frozen dinner company in Alaska

wants to add Brobblers to their pre-made trays.

Right next to the mac and cheese.

Mac-adjacent? Sweetie, that's amazing!

What about the wedding?

I'm so sorry, Lou.

They're sending a helicopter right now to take me to Twin Cheeks airport

since ours was deemed "always on fire."

And I don't know if I'll be back.

-So this is it? -[♪ sad music playing]

I'm gonna miss you so much.

These weeks with you have been the best of my life.

Mine too.

But, I get it. This is your big break.

I'll be fine.

Goodbye, Lou.

Goodbye, Ryder.

[♪ sad music continues]

I gotta get out of here. Where's a donkey tub when you need one?

Tim! If you show up right now, you can name your salary.

Out the tram windows you can see the majestic Grand Tetons!

And directly across from us,

you can see a camp director who I suspect was hoping to get some alone time.

Lou, is everything okay?

Yeah. I'm just headed up to the top of this mountain

to scream into the void and see if the void screams back.

You guys hitting the slopes?

But today is such a big day for the camp.

Why would you want to be alone?

Because everyone is leaving.

Everyone always leaves.

Campers grow up, counselors move on

and I'm the only one who stays.

It just feels like so much of my life is saying goodbye.

It makes me wonder... should I even be a camp director anymore?

Lou, I get it.

Eventually, the summer always has to end.

And that's hard.

But it's also a part of what makes our time at camp so special.

I know.

It's just really tough to be the one who's always left behind.

You know, eventually, Jake, Winnie and Bill are gonna leave, too.

And that's how it should be.

I love watching y'all grow up and spread your wings, but,

just once,

I wish someone would stay put.

[tram jerks and stops]

Wasn't talking to you, tram.

I got this.

[shouts] Hey, pal! Get movin', or so help me I will end you!

Did you hear that road rage?

I am killing it at city life.

Don't worry, I'll call for help.

Dang it, there's no cell service.

If we're stuck up here too long, we'll miss Parker's wedding.

Uh, what's that?

Ah, good eye, Ava.

If you look directly through the skylight, you can see

the cable suspending our tram fraying dangerously.

And just to the right, a sparrow's nest.

Wait, what did you just say?

"Sparrow's nest."

Although I suppose it could be some kind of finch.

Oh, no.

That cable looks really bad.

There's got to be other safety measures on here, right?

Um, this emergency manual just says,

"If you're reading this, it's too late."

Oh! There's also a word jumble. [giggles]

Okay, everybody, stay calm.

-I'm sure everything is gonna be just fine. -[sighs in relief]

-[tram clangs] -[all screaming]

Okay, everybody panic. It is not fine.

[all screaming]

Did you find Lou?

No, I asked all around, and no one's seen her. Or my sandals.

What? If I'm searching camp anyhow.

No sign of Lou in town.

The shuttle donkey gave me a lift back

after I promised to pass along his resume.

[scoffs] Like anyone would believe he types 60 words a minute using hooves.

Where is Lou?

I can't start the wedding without my best friend.

[clears throat] Co-best friend.

Ooh, I'm sorry. I don't know what that was.

Okay, let's begin.

Now it's officiant, it's my job

to keep you on time and tickle the crowd with humor.

I hope everyone thinks cummerbund is a funny word.

Because I plan to go to that well a lot.

Unfortunately, we're missing someone.

I see.

Well, deep down, I suppose we all knew Victoria would run.

Lou! Lou's the one missing?

Just Lou? You sure?

Does anyone have eyes on Victoria?

Look, just go stall for time.

No problem.

I'll buy you all the time you need.

Great news, folks!

Me and my tambo are taking requests.

[high-pitched voice] Play "Wonderwall."

[in normal voice] Why, thank you, stranger for the suggestion.

[♪ plays tambourine]

-[tram creaks] -[screaming]

Everyone stay calm. We are all gonna be okay.

-You really think so? -Of course not. It's just something you say!

I really don't know how long that cable's gonna hold. So everyone try not to move.

-[tram creaks] -[shrieking]

That includes you, tram.

Aw.

Guys, it's been a really long time

since we were fearing for our lives together.

-[loud creaking] -[screaming]

I can't say that I missed it.

[whirring]

Look! There's the helicopter.

And a rescue cowboy?

-[♪ heroic music playing] -[Ryder] Howdy y'all.

Ryder? What are you doing here?

I'm stayin', Lou.

I should have never have left in the first place.

I belong here in Dusty Tush with you.

O-M-G, this is so romantic.

I can't believe it. How'd you even find us?

After I came to my senses in the copter,

I had the pilot turn back.

Then we saw this tram dangling and I thought,

"If anybody could be trapped in a random, near death experience,

it'd be my Lou and her campers."

Okay, this is lovely, but can we get rescued now?

-[all screaming] -Good idea.

Everyone out of the death taxi.

Aw! Jake, you're right. That is a sparrow's nest.

-Gwen? -Sorry.

It doesn't feel right to start without Lou.

I wouldn't have even met Victoria if it weren't for her.

[clears throat]

I guess we have to start.

[♪ soft wedding music playing]

[all] Aw!

You're good, Lou Junior.

Nobody can tell you've only been walking for two weeks.

A tiny cow.

That's how they make the small cartons of milk.

I'm gonna have to care for you my whole life, aren't I?

[♪ "The Wedding March" playing]

[helicopter whirring]

-[people mumbling] -Is that a helicopter?

Oh, no! They found me.

Take this ruby and if they search you, swallow it.

No way! And how do you never have money for the snack bar?

Shh!

I'm here. You can start the--

Oh! You started the wedding without me. Hurtful.

I knew you'd make it.

I couldn't miss my best friend's wedding.

Uh, co-best friend's. You know what? I'mma make name tags.

Oh, my goodness.

It means so much to me that Parker has such great friends.

Can I, uh, finish walking down the aisle now?

Cool, cool. You look so pretty.

-Maybe we should just take our seats. -Fair enough.

Where were you, Jake?

In an aerial tram that got stuck

and nearly plummeted down a mountain.

Oh. That's a new one for us.

Welcome, everyone.

The, uh...

The...

[vice breaking] The dictionary defines "love" as...

Hey, buddy. Uh, we're already two hours behind.

Maybe speed it up just a little.

I hear ya.

[crying] Rings, please.

-Do you? -I do.

-Do you? -I do.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Yeah, we may have overcorrected just a bit.

It's okay. I couldn't wait another second to marry you anyhow.

Me neither.

Then go ahead and kiss each other!

[all cheering]

[sobbing]

[gasps] Another blueberry?

Back off, ladies!

He's all mine.

[all cheering]

[♪ tambourine playing]

Attention, everybody.

-The groom would like to speak. -Yeah!

Really feels like he's making this day all about him, doesn't it? [laughs]

[Parker] Hey, everyone.

First off, I want to thank you all

for this incredible celebration.

This place and all of you

are so special to Victoria and me.

Which makes it bittersweet to know that we won't be

a part of Kikiwaka Ranch next summer.

But that's only because we have an amazing opportunity,

that we never would have had

without the generosity of our friend,

Lou Hockhauser.

-[all cheering] -[♪ tambourine playing]

Lou, you and this camp changed my life.

Heck yeah, you did.

And I know I'm not the only one that feels that way.

It's true. When I came to camp,

I was an intense perfectionist, overly ambitious kid.

And now, I'm an intense perfectionist, overly ambitious adult.

Who knows how to harness all of that to achieve anything she wants in life.

And Lou, you and camp gave me the confidence I needed to pursue my dreams,

even when it was hard.

And it's given me friendship,

that I know will keep supporting me, no matter what.

[together] He's talking about me.

Kikiwaka helped us grow up.

And prepared us for the world.

It gave us lifelong friendships.

It made us braver.

Camp allowed us space to figure out who we are, away from home.

And there would be no camp for us without you.

So let's all raise a glass of sarsaparilla...

-To Lou! -[all] To Lou.

You know, I was really worried about having to say goodbye to you guys.

But look at us.

We're too much a part of each other's lives

to ever have it be a real goodbye.

We're a family.

And as long as I'm around this family,

we'll always have a campfire to come back to.

Okay, if y'all aren't careful,

you're gonna make a cowboy get in touch with his feelings.

Biggest group hug ever?

Challenge accepted.

[laughing and cheering]

Okay, make way, The Marshal's gettin' in on this!

Hey, is it time for gifts yet?

Oh, sweetie, I think we open gifts after the party.

Actually, ours is a little special.

See, we couldn't think of what to get you guys.

And then we thought "What's the one thing

Parker and Victoria love as much as each other?"

And it finally came to us.

Blenders!

No, Jake!

Oh, right.

Dance!

That's right. Hit it, The Marshal!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[crowd cheering and clapping]

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Whoo!

[crowd cheering]

Let's go!

[crowd cheering and clapping]

This is a pretty amazing thing you've built.

And it's only just begun.

[crowd cheering]

[♪ upbeat music continues]

[♪ music fades]

[♪ theme music playing]

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