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Hey, everyone! Guess what today is?

Oh, no. It's not rat-trap cleaning day again, is it?

[RAT TRAP SNAPS]Not it!

No, Lou promised that if we went ten days

without any campers getting stuck in something,

falling off something, or accidentally swallowing something,

we'd get a reward for good behavior.

Has it really been ten days already?

Yep, time flies when you're achieving the absolute bare minimum.

Guys! A little help!

No! Too late. Already marked it.

Buddy, we've been over this.

Don't push your body through. Pull your head out.

Whoa! Where's that trick been all my life?

I think we all deserve a fun, relaxing celebration to recognize our hard work,

and I have the perfect idea, the first ever Kikiwaka luau!

Kinda seems like you already had that idea locked and loaded.

Yeah, I accidentally ordered 1,000 pineapples

and I have no idea what to do with them.

Well, I hate to burst your bubble,

but we just don't have it in our budget

to throw a huge camp-wide party.

If you say yes, we can call it the L-O-U-au.

Well, then Y-E-S. We're gettin' tropical, y'all!

Destiny, I need your help to plan the party. I really want to make it good.

Good? [INHALES] Destiny Baker doesn't do "good."

"Mind-blowing," yes. "Fantastic," if I'm barely trying.

I only did "great" once, and in my defense,

I was in a full-body cast.

I knew I came to the right,

slightly terrifying person!

[INHALES] Game face, Baker.

Okay, party-planners! We are gonna turn this dump

into a ding-dang tropical paradise!

And you three have the most important job of all.

Ooh, uh, are we leading the limbo?

Or roasting a whole pig for dinner?

Or learning how to twirl fire,

legally this time?

Even more exciting! You guys are in charge of,

[GASPS] decorations! [SQUEALS]

Yes, I can feel the goosebumps forming already.

Ooh, a perfect use for my fireworks!

I'm going to decorate the sky.

Hand 'em over, Weber.

FIne.

[RAT TRAP SNAPS]WINNIE: Ow! I got bit by a rat trap!

Not it!

ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

Lou, why are we here again?

I'm here because Barb said

she has a surprise for me.

You're here because when it comes to Barb,

it's always good to have witnesses.

Hiya, Barb! You remember Jake?

He's here to testify... Uh, hang out.

I rarely know what's going on,

and today is no exception.

Lou, I just wanna say

how grateful I am for our friendship.

And as a thank you for

helping me get my mojo back,

I hand-sculpted a statue of you.

This way all of Dusty Tush

can see how much you mean to me.

Aw, Barb! What a sweet gesture.

You sure know

how to make a girl feel goo...

You don't like it?

Are you kidding? That thing is awf...

Awesome!

I agree, Jake.

[MUFFLED] Once again, color me clueless.

I'm so glad you love it, Lou.

It's like looking in a mirror, right?

Totally! A normal mirror,

[CHUCKLES] not an evil, cursed one!

This is just a sneak peek.

I'm going to host an official unveiling later today,

that way the whole town

can see it and marvel at my artistic brilliance.

That sounds like a well thought-out idea

you won't regret at all.

[CHUCKLES] Right? Well, toodles!

[INHALES DEEPLY] Jake, this thing is hideous, we have to hide it.

What? But you just said you loved it.

I can't tell Barb the truth! We've come so far

in our friendship since she moved here.

Yes, and why ruin a good friendship

by being honest with each other!

I'm not listening to you, bannister boy. Grab the tail!

Better get to work, Winnie. We're only on page 34

of Destiny's Book of Rules for Party-Planning Success.

How many pages are there?

Enough for a table of contents and a index.

"To make your tropical garland,

"arrange the flowers like the color of the sunset."

Really? I've never seen the sunset, it's past my bedtime.

Don't worry, it doesn't have to be perfect.

"Remember, it has to be perfect."

That sounds more like a suggestion.

"This is not a suggestion."

See, this is why I hate reading!

Bill, you mind bouncing that back?

[CHUCKLES] Hey, I wonder how many times

we can hit this in the air before it touches the ground.

Me too!

I don't know, guys. This feels like procrastinating.

Don't worry, it's not like Destiny's watching.

"Remember, I'm always watching."

We gotta burn that thing, it knows too much!

[POPS]

[SIGHS] Oh, well. I guess we should get back to work.

I briefly experienced joy and it felt naughty.

Or, we can play another round. It will be super quick.

Okay, I guess we have time for one more game.

Ooh, being naughty feels so naughty! [CHUCKLES]

Don't ruin it.Yep, you...

What do you mean you can't get 1,200 tiny umbrellas

on such short notice?

You should change the name of your store

from "Party Now" to "Party When It's Convenient For You!"

You call that flamingo placement?

I didn't realize the theme of this party was "Martin Phones It In!"

Everything okay, Destiny?

You seem a little stressed.[SIGHS]

I'm not stressed! This is going to be the world's breeziest,

most relaxing, perfectly-planned party, Parker!

Yes. I can almost feel the spray of the ocean.

Look, as my travel agent once said, "You deserve a break.

"Now come back when you have some money."

[CHUCKLES] Break?

The only thing I'm going to break is Martin's spirit!

Then build it back up again in my image!

Oh! We're in that place, eh?

I have an idea.

I think an hour-long island-themed meditation will do the trick.

Parker, I really don't have time for...

Oh, ooh! That's nice.

Fine, Mr. Relaxing Voice Man,

I'll "dig my toes into the warm sand."

This isn't over, Martin!

Martin, it's not safe for you here.

Wow! I can't believe we popped all the balloons.

I can't believe I actually giggled.

No one speak of this.

We should probably get back to work.

We have to arrange all these banana leaves,

so people think we're in a place you can actually get bananas.

We could do that. Or...

Banana Leaf Challenge!

[SPITS AND LAUGHS]

That didn't hurt at all!

The leaves were a much better choice than the conch shells.

Ready, go!

That one came out of my nose!

You got it all over my pillow!

Eh, I'll just switch with Destiny's.

Okay, we've had our fun.

Now, let's get back to work.BOTH: Do another challenge!

This is gonna end badly for me, isn't it? Eh!

I can't believe Barb thinks this thing looks like me.

I know. You would never wear that jacket.

Okay. We're safe in here.

Coyote Cabin is the last place

Barb would think to look for the statue.

Why?

Because it's the first place I spotted

when we got back to camp, just roll with it!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Uh-oh, it's Barb!

Uh-oh, she's yelling at some campers!

Uh-oh, she spotted me in the window!

Uh-oh, I'm waving her over!

Why couldn't I have been paired up with Noah?

Quick, help me hide the statue.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Barb Barca? To what do I owe the nightmare...

The pleasure?

My statue is missing!

Somebody stole it from Main Street.

Barb, that's terrible news!

[GASPS] You know what?

I bet it was those darn statue bandits.

Statue bandits?Yes.

It is a sad but common reality of life

in the Wild West. Do not look it up.

What's under there?

Oh, uh, that's just Bill. He's sleeping.

In the middle of the day?

He's nocturnal.

Like a bat?

Uh-oh, she's onto me.

Uh-oh, I'm speaking out loud.

Uh-oh, I can't stop!

The point is

the kid is weird, and the statue, not here!

Well, if it really was stolen,

you two can help me knock on doors to look for it.

Wait here while I grab my angriest whistle.

We gotta get this thing out of here!

Shh. You'll wake Bill!

Seriously, why couldn't I have been paired up with anybody else?

I don't care how many times you ask, Martin.

There won't be any pineapple pizza at this party!

This is a classy event.

Now, go finish making those coconut bras.

Easy, buddy. Dial it back a bit.

Destiny?

'Sup, brah?

Wow, that meditation must've really worked.

I should give unsolicited advice more often.

How are you feeling?Hangin' loose.

You really taught me to slow down

and focus on the important things.

Like chillin'. And relaxin'.

And chillaxin' if I'm feeling spicy.

Well, now that you're rested up, we can get back to work!

I've got like 1,000 pineapples to move

and very soft hands. It's a problem.

Whoa, whoa! Cool your jets, Parkerino.

That stuff can wait. We're on island time now.

No, we're not on island time. We're on Wyoming time,

which is just time.

Tell you what, why don't you focus on the party planning,

while I go catch some rays by the lake.

High tides and good vibes.

Well, as my travel agent once said, "What is wrong with you?"

Okay. Operation Stash Barb's Statue

as Deep in the Woods as Possible is finally complete.

Yes, the woods,

where a mermaid in a jacket will blend right in.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

I've found my angry whistle!

Time to spread out and search for...

Oh, my goodness! Jake, you found it!

Hurry, let's carry it back to town.

Uh, Barb, it's me.

Really? Wow!

You look so much like your statue. [CHUCKLES]

Cool. Cool.

What happened to your hair?

You look like you've been stashing something

as deep in the woods as possible.

Uh, that's because I spotted the statue bandits

and I chased them into the woods but they got away.

And I'm just going for a new look.

That's it! The woods!

That's where I need to search.Wait, what?

Well, if the statue bandits just got away,

they must still be out there.

Thanks for the tip, Lou.

Hey, don't you usually have a tail?

Sure.

Well, looks like we need to re-hide the statue.

C'mon, Lou. Can't we just tell Barb the truth instead?

To the woods!

Why couldn't I have been paired up with Noah this week?

Ready, set, go!

[LAUGHS] I win!

In your face, young children

I'm supposed to be supervising!

[LAUGHS]

All right, what's our next challenge?

Uh, I don't think we have anything left to do a challenge with.

We kind of ruined all the decorations.

Ooh, you're right. Okay, you two start cleaning up.

I'll head to the party store to get more supplies.

If Destiny finds out we destroyed everything, we're doomed.

Or are we lowering her expectations

so we can be even naughtier next time?

Ooh! No!

Well, I suppose we should get to work.

Now, you listen to me, Bill Pickett.

Do you really want to look back

upon this day and say, "I did what I was told?"

I could live with that.

Wrong!

We are gonna pull off the challenge to end all challenges.

Which is what?

Not sure yet! But I'm already at an 11,

and I'm not dippin' back down to think about it.

Wait, so, you're the fire dancers, not the caterers?

Well, can you just dance real close to the meat?

Hello? Hello!

[SARCASTICALLY] Boy, am I glad I recruited Destiny

for my party planning committee. She's such a help!

Brah, can you keep it down?

I was in the middle of the best dream.

It was about me napping while everyone else was doing my work for me.

That's happening in real life!

Really? Whoa, meta.

I can't believe I'm saying this,

but I need the old, stressed-out Destiny back.

This is a video of the polar ice caps melting

because people refuse to respect our amazing planet.

Come back, old Destiny! Let your rage fester!

And use it to help me put little umbrellas in festively themed cups!

Ooh, sounds like you've internalized grind culture, my man.

Keep your mind open and your pockets shut.

Stay wild, hodad.

Those are nonsense words!

Well, we beat Barb to the statue.

Now, we just need to hide it before she sees it.

My statue!

Dang it!

You thwarted the bandits!

Now, I can take it downtown for the unveiling.

Actually, we can't!

BARB AND JAKE: Why?

What? I'm invested in this journey.

We can't because I wanna keep it here!

That way I can always be staring

at my glorious face and... Sea blazer?

That's an even better idea!

We'll do the unveiling here, during the party.

Wait, what? That is not what...

And I'll get a photographer from the Dusty Tush Times

to come and take a picture of us with the statue.

That way the whole town can see it at once.

Oh, great idea, Lou.

What is happening?

Your plan is getting away from you.

Don't you worry, Lou.

I'll stand guard here all day and protect my precious art.

Once again, I'm over here.

Whoa! Which one of you said that?

Wow, Jake. You really went all out for the luau.

There's a luau?

Ah, to be you for a day.

What are we gonna do? If a photo makes it into the paper,

Barb is gonna be the laughing stock of the entire town!

Don't worry. I've got a plan.

But first, we need to get Barb away from that statue.

[BLOWS WHISTLE] Hey!

You can look, but you can't touch.

You've got the small hands of a statue bandit,

and I will make a citizen's arrest.

Barb, we have an emergency! We need your help right away.

I'm busy guarding the statue.

Whatever the emergency is, can wait.

I just heard some kids on the basketball court saying,

"It's not about whether you win or lose,

"it's about how you play the game."

[YELLS] What?

Their minds have been poisoned!

I'm coming, impressionable youths!

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

Okay. Will you help me move this statue again?

Wait!

Wasn't that parrot on the other shoulder before?

What parrot?

Winnie, I don't get how drinking fruit punch is an epic challenge.

[SNIFFS] Unless it's a kiwi blend,

I just don't trust fruit with fur.

Winnie? Where are you?[CREAKING]

Up here!

Winnie!

The challenge is to drink fruit punch in a super dangerous place.

Okay, um, I know you get this a lot, but why!

Relax! I've got it all under control.

Not great timing, chandelier!

What! What happened?

It looks like a Jimmy Buffett merch table exploded in here.

Ooh, is Jimmy Buffett here?

I got mad respect for the man

who gave voice to cheeseburgers.

Destiny, the decorations have been destroyed,

and the party's in an hour!

You can't just lay around like this all day!

You know what? You're right.

Finally! Thank you.

Forgot my headphones while I was livin' that hammock life, brah.

Ah! That was my fault, for daring to hope.

Party's canceled! If anyone needs me,

I will be firing a fire dancer, from a safe distance!

Takin' a load off, Barbski? Righteous.

Nope. I'm not doing this.Okay.

Destiny! Winnie's stuck on the chandelier. Uh, she's in danger!

Are you sure she's in danger?

Or, has she just succumbed

to the need for immediate gratification

from too much time serving The Man?

I've come to the wrong person.

WINNIE: Help!

Wait!

I recognize that sound.

Uh, yes! That's Winnie! Your camper!

WINNIE: I'm stuck!

Winnie, misbehaving, must intervene.

[SCREAMS AND BREATHES HEAVILY]

I'm stressed. I'm clenching my hands.

I can feel my heartbeat in my ears.

[GASPS] I'm back, baby.

I was definitely not in the weirdest caper today.

Okay, I got it.

Bill, Barb! Help me grab that hammock.

Nice try. That's how statue bandits get ya.

Wow, I really have no idea what happened today.

And why am I craving a cheeseburger?

I was definitely not in the weirdest caper today.

What are you doing up there?

Why are you dressed like a parrot?

Ready? On the count of three. One...

Jumping into a hammock challenge!

Well, at the very least

we learned a valuable lesson today.

That was amazing! I learned nothing.

Guys, I got more party supplies!

Let's set 'em up before Destiny finds out we ruined the old ones

and uses her scary voice. [CHUCKLES]

Oh, hey, girl!

[CHUCKLES] Yeah, I know I'm in trouble.

I still can't believe you pulled this off on such short notice.

I mean with my help, of course.

I asked you to buy shaved ice,

and instead you bought shaved mice.

Yeah, we're glad you're back.

Sorry, things got out of hand today.

But by taking a little time for myself,

I learned that I need to find a balance.

For instance, that banner over there is a little crooked,

but I am not gonna let it bother me.

You wanna go fix it, don't you?

So bad.

Hey, everyone. And welcome

to Kikiwaka Ranch's first ever Lou-au!

That's L-O-U-au.

Please clap, I need it.

[ALL APPLAUDING]

First, I wanna thank Parker and Destiny

for planning this and keeping things calm and under control.

Oh-ho, I was not calm.

And I have amnesia.

'Kay. And thank you to Bill, Winnie, and Noah for the decorations.

BOTH: We destroyed everything.

And I was naughty.

Just let me get through my speech, people!

And a huge congrats to Jake,

for being the best-dressed camper at this luau.

Again, what luau?

And now, the moment you've all been waiting for,

the unveiling of Dusty Tush's newest monument.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]What!

Are those my pineapples?

Wait, where did my statue go?

[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

Lou! You've been decapitated!

Over here.

Where did that explosion come from?

Those sounded a lot like your fireworks, Winnie.

But how did they go off?

I hid them in the toolshed next to the oily rags and gasoline and, oh...

Wait, my statue was in the toolshed?

Who put it there?

[SIPS]

Okay, fine! It was me.

Barb, I hate your statue. It's hideous.

I see it in my nightmares.

It looks like if a Picasso painting

and the girl Gremlin with the lipstick had a baby.

You felt the need to expand upon "I hate your statue?"

I wish you would've told me the truth.

Barb, I love our new friendship.

And you don't need to sculpt something to remind me of that.

But I wanted to thank you.

I know. But next time, just send me a fruit basket I'll inevitably regift.

All right,

bring it in, Lou-ser.

Are you sure you've never had a tail?

Barb,

I cannot go down this road with you again.

Hey, Barb. What's this all about?

Something that will make the town of Dusty Tush proud.

Oh, no. You didn't make another statue of me, did you?

Of course not!

Oh, thank... Good golly, what is that?

I call it The Power of the Barb, A Reckoning.

What are your thoughts? And be honest this time.

It... It's... It's... It's amazing!

What she said also me thinks!

Yay! Aw, thanks, guys.

I'm gonna go get the photographer.

Statue bandits strike again?A-yeah-huh.

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