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[SIGHS] Nothing clears the cobwebs

like a nice cup of Spurbucks in the... [GASPS]

Spurbucks is out of business?

Don't tell me I'm gonna have to drink water today.

Oh, I was gonna treat.

Were you?Prove me wrong.

I know.

I'm gonna miss my daily double shot,

light foam, goat milk,

three pumps, vanilla poured, not shaking latte.

But I'm not gonna miss seeing it get all up in your beard.

Is anyone gonna reopen Spurbucks?

Nope. But, the town is accepting pitches

for what takes over the space.

Three of us are gonna decide the winning idea.

It's like our own reality competition show,

and we're calling it, wait for it...

It's gonna have tush in it.

Tush Tank.

There it is.

ALL: ♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

It's nice for Mom let's you play video games again, you know,

so you don't have to hide in the dumpster.

[CHIMES]

Aw! No, you have better aim.

Are you playing with someone?

Maybe.

"Cleo, there's no one in the world

"I would rather firebomb a Snarlac hive with."

Ooh, Jake, do you like-like this girl?

Duh! I dropped my Snarlac line on her.

That's my go-to move, bro.

I guess there is a lid for every pot.

And you know what? I talked her into coming to our camp this summer,

so she's here.

I can't wait to meet her tomorrow.

I hope she feels the same way about me.

Of course she will.

Where are you gonna meet up?

I was thinking

maybe the first place we online met.

Um,

but isn't that the dumpster?

Yeah, maybe the mess hall's better.

Hey, Winnie, I got your note that you wanted to see me.

Which you probably already know

because you handed it to me yourself.

I need a tiny favor.

Can you tell everyone I'm dead?

Oh, and can you bring me a soda too?

Thanks. Bye.

Why do you want people to think you're dead?

And if you drink any more soda,

you're gonna rocket to the moon.

I just got invited to go on a super fun camping trip tomorrow night

with a bunch of girls from my Mayhem Club.

For anarchists, we're actually pretty organized.

That sounds fun. What's so bad about that?

Well...

[SIGHS SOFTLY]

This is Snuggles.

I don't have to shake its hand, do I?

Snuggles is my oldest friend.

I've spent every night of my life with him.

But I'm afraid if I take him camping,

the other girls will see him.

And?

"And?"

having a blankie will blow up my reputation

for blowing things up!

I'm supposed to be tough.

I'm the Mayhem Club's secretary.

I have to kick this habit.

I need you to take Snuggles,

and don't give it back to me, no matter what I say.

Promise?

I promise.

Oh! Fun.

[STAMMERING] It's different than I thought it would be.

And if you need help with your puppet habit,

I'm here.

Oh, there's no hope for me.

I'm throwing one of them a bachelor party next week.

Oh. This is what I love to see.

One of my counselors hard at work

on a project to improve our beloved camp.

Oh, this?

it isn't for the camp.

Could you at least be kind enough to lie?

I'm working on a pitch

for the Tush Tank competition.

I wanna start a vegetarian restaurant in town

using produce from my sustainable garden.

Vegetarian, here?

In the land that food groups forgot?

We need more menu options in this town

than just well done, medium, or still crying for its mama.

And I already came up with the perfect slogan.

"Greens, no longer a crime."

In related news,

when my friends ask where I am all summer,

I say France.

So nervous to meet Cleo.

I hope she likes me.

Of course she'll like you. What's not to like?

I mean, you're the only guy I know who can pull off that shirt.

I wanted us both to show up with a bouquet of Ethernet cables,

that way we can recognize each other

because we've only seen each other's avatars.

Aw, that's adorable.

You crazy kids today with your technology.

Bill, why are those campers dressed all in black?

Those are goth kids from Crow cabin.

They wear lots of black,

listen to music that sounds like a haunted house,

and they enjoy, well...

Nothing.

I think one of them is a bat on the weekends.

Wow, I have zero in common with them.

They would hate me.

Thank goodness none of them are Cleo.

Oh, no, that's Cleo.

I've really teed myself up for this disappointment.

It's gonna be okay.

She likes you online.

Sure, she likes online Jake.

But what if she doesn't like IRL Jake?

Look at me. I'm a living sunbeam.

Jake, it's o...This was a big mistake.

Why'd you let me wear this insane shirt?

Hey, we agreed this summer,

I'll let you learn from your own mistakes.

I can't do this right now.

Tell Cleo that...

A shark ate me.

Jake, That's ridiculous.

You're right. There are no sharks in Wyoming.

Tell her I flew back to Cali,

and a shark ate me

This is not how people date.

Hi, uh... [HESITANTLY] Cleo?

I'm Bill, Jake's bunkmate.

Sorry, but he can't make it.

Really?

Yeah, uh...

it's a shark thing.

Well, like they say, "When life gives you lemons,

"squeeze them until all the sour, putrid juice drowns your pain."

Do you need a hug?

Everyone, take a deep breath in.

[INHALES AND EXHALES]

Picture yourself in a quiet forest.

You're calm.

You're at peace. You're...

WINNIE: Noah!Under attack!

I need to see my Snuggles.

It'll just be for a minute,

and I'll totally give him right back.

Sorry. No can do.

It's cool, man.

It's not what you think.

I just need to see him because, uh...

I never got to say goodbye.

Okay, uh, how about you write down

what you want to say, and I'll make sure he gets it?

He can't read. He's a blanket!

You made me promise not to give him back, no matter what you say.

Who cares what I said? I need my Snuggles.

I need him bad!

Come on, just a little sniff

Okay. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

You're starting to terrify me a little bit,

so, I'm gonna walk away,

backwards.

Finally, someone is actually doing their job around this camp.

So, how are you nurturing young minds today?

This? [LAUGHS]

No, it's not camp related.

All you had to do was say, "This is an art class."

For Pete's sake, lie to me, people.

The kids are mocking up poster designs

for my entry into the Tush Tank competition.

I want to open a barbecue restaurant.

I know what you're going to say,

and yes, my face is going to be on the sign.

You're pitching to Tush Tank?

Uh, that might not be a good idea.

You're right. It's not a good idea.

It's a great idea.

Ooh, brainstorm!

Meat, it's not just for cows anymore.

Well, meat's never really...Jimmy, put it on the poster.

Just so I'm clear,

you're not going to be doing any actual camp work today?

Didn't you hear me say "Ha!" earlier?

You know what I think you should do?

I think you should tell Destiny about your pitch.

That's a great idea.

Maybe she'll want to invest. I can't wait to hear what she thinks.

[CHUCKLES] Neither can I. Ha!

Feels good, doesn't it?

Destiny.

Parker has something he wants to tell you.

I'll be watching from over here.

Be sure to speak up.

Never mind. You'll be yelling.

Proceed.

Okay, you are going to love this.

I'm going to pitch a new barbecue restaurant

to Tush Tank.

Wait, but I'm already entering the competition

with a much better idea, a vegetarian restaurant.

[SCOFFS] Vegetarian in Dusty Tush?

A man once got arrested here

for garnishing his steak with parsley.

He had a prior. He ordered a side salad the week before.

Well, you guys wouldn't be arguing like this

if you were just doing your jobs,

like I'm paying you to do.

In my defense, I didn't spend my time making posters.

I had children do it for me.

I'm leaving now.

Me too. And I'm telling you, your goose is cooked.

I wasn't gonna serve goose, but thanks for the idea.

Not gonna lie,

that was pretty satisfying. [SNICKERS]

What do I do around here?

Ah, my favorite day of camp.

The one day we get real cow milk

and not what Luke calls, random animal squeeze-ings.

Goth Jake in the house,

Jake, is that you?

Hey, you must be Cleo.

Not that I care, because I'm goth.

Nice. I'm goth too.

Guess we're like two peas in a rancid decomposing pod.

Yes, we are very much similar.

So, what are you painting?

Not that I care because I'm goth.

I call it

My Empty Soul.

Mmm. I'm out of black paint.

If there's no more in the back,

maybe I could use some ooze

from the acrid soul of the cosmic entity, Cthulhu.

Yeah-huh.

But my friends and I are going hunting tonight.

If you want to join, whatever.

Of course. I love hunts.

Scavenger hunts, Easter Egg hunts.

Helen Hunts.

Great. We're meeting at the Dusty Tush cemetery.

Be sure to bring a vial of your own blood.

What exactly are we going to do?

Ghost hunting.

By any chance, is that code for dinner and a rom-com?

See you when the clock strikes, ghost-o-clock.

It's 8:00 p.m.

Cemetery, blood?

Hunting for ghosts?

I have a date!

Again, this is not how people date!

Next presentation for potential funding

is Parker Preston.

Ooh, I know him.

I guess that's my BB cue.

Dang it. That was pretty good.

So, how are you gonna wow us Tushes?

[CHUCKLES] Man, our town name is a gift that just keeps on giving.

Oh, I'm about to show you.

Hit the lights!

We're outside.

I'll make it work.

First, I'd like to talk numbers,

specifically, customer acquisition costs

and the profit margins of a meat based barbecue restaurant.

Huh. He's actually being professional.

Just kidding.

Nugget cannon!

You get chicken parts.

You get chicken parts.

Everyone gets chicken parts.

Wow, He's like a nugget Oprah.

So, what do you think?

So, are we to understand that you think we should open

yet another barbecue restaurant

and have more of the same?

Yeah.

Great, we love the same.

Let's fund this idea.

Yes!

No! You can't fund Parker's idea.

You haven't even heard my pitch yet.

Oh, yeah, right.

Before she starts rambling on, though,

nugget me! [CACKLES]

No!

Did the puppets have the bachelor party without me?

Where is Snuggles?

And why do you have three trombones?

That's three too many trombones.

I had a coupon.

And don't change the subject.

You tore up my cabin looking for your blanket?

Yes, because you wouldn't give him back.

Your camping trip is tomorrow night.

You need to kick the habit by then.

I don't care.

Give me my Snugs.

The Snugs stays with me.

Be careful, Noah,

these are some nice trombones you have.

It'd be a shame if something happened to them.

Who are you?

Maybe you and your brother should get out of town for a while.

Jake, what are you doing in here?

I had to borrow some of Destiny's eyeliner.

Nope, this is permanent marker.

That's unfortunate.

Jake, this has to stop.

You shouldn't pretend to be something you're not.

If Cleo likes you, she'll like you for who you really are.

What would she possibly see in me?

Cleo is dark and mysterious,

and IRL Jake is sunny

and sees the world with childlike wonder.

Childlike wonder, Bill.

But you can't just pretend to be goth forever

and give up all the things you love.

Like giggling every time you hear the word flabbergasted.

[SNORTS AND GIGGLES]

That word will make me snortle no more.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have a date with an amazing girl

and the spirits of the dead in the Dusty Tush cemetery.

Also, could I borrow a vial of your blood?

No!Oh, come on.

I let you borrow that pencil once.

You're up. Destiny.

Thank you.

Five Floridians fed on 40 French fried fettuccini.

Five Floridians fed on 40 French fried fettuccini.

[CLICKS BUTTON]

[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]

Tushes, I have a restaurant idea

that will be the transformative endeavor

that takes Dusty Tush

into the future.

Ooh, I love the future.

There's spaceships there.

I want to open

a vegetarian restaurant.

In your coat?

We need more options in this town.

Plus, fruits and vegetables

can help with your immune system

and give you energy.

Well, I have no use for energy.

That's not why Mrs. The Marshal married me.

It was because of my full-bodied and shiny ponytail,

which I condition with barbecue sauce, I will have you know.

I knew your hair smelled tangy.

I've heard enough.

Congratulations, Parker, you win.

I look forward to going to your new barbecue joint.

Well, I look forward to figuring out how to run a restaurant.

Seriously, my life has been one long example of failing upwards.

Uh, wait. I'm not finished.

[STAMMERS] Uh...

Tomato cannon.

[THUDDING]

For this reason, I'm out

Destiny, are you eating ribs?

I thought you were a vegetarian.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

I feel dirty,

Well, if it makes you feel any better,

you definitely convinced me that your vegetarian restaurant is a good idea.

Really?Absolutely.

This town does need new options like yours.

You just have to find a way to give the people what they need

instead of what they want.

And to do that, you need to give them what they need

by making them think they want to need it.

Yeah, that's not going on a poster.

Three, two, one.

NOAH: Winnie.

Oh! Hello, Noah.

I didn't know you went to this camp.

[ANGRILY] Where is my bed?

What bed?

The one my trombones and I woke up on this morning.

You know, it's amazing how strong a person gets

when they're craving their blankie.

Enough, Winnie.

I'm a counselor, and I demand you stop this.

Please don't hurt me.

You're right. I'm sorry.

I'm just losing my mind without my Snuggles.

I don't know how I'm going to fall asleep at this camp out without him.

Wait,

so this has nothing to do with ruining your reputation?

You're just worried you can't sleep without Snuggles?

He's your trombones.

Wow.

Yeah, you're right.

I mean, I've never spent a night without him,

and I guess that really scares me.

But how do you know you can't sleep without Snuggles?

Have you tried?

Well no, but just the idea of it is frightening.

I don't see how I could fall asleep if he's not there.

Then we'll test it out.

I'll stay up all night with you.

What do you mean?

We'll camp out here on the lawn,

and if you get anxious, I'll be there.

But at a safe distance

because I've heard you sleep-punch

Deal?

Deal.

By the way, where is my bed?

Oh...

It's at the bottom of the lake.

You took me to a real dark place.

Yay. The Dusty Tush cemetery.

Hey, guys. Don't get up.

Okay, everyone put on your night vision goggles.

[OWL HOOTING]

Come out. Spirits.

We are friends.

Well, they're your friends.

I tend to put up emotional barriers.

Yes, spirits, we're all real goth kids

who are dark and mysterious and aren't scared at all.

Spirits, show yourselves.

[GROWLING]

[GOTHS SCREAMING]

It worked. We ghost hunted,

What a story for the grandchildren.

Can we run away now?

Bill. What are you doing?

Are you trying to scare us? Because I can't be scared.

I'm dead inside.

Or have you been a ghost this whole time?

Jeez, you think you know a guy.

Sorry, I'm just in a little pain

because I tripped back there and twisted my ankle.

Sorry, Thompson family.

But why are you dressed like that?

Oh, I'm goth now.

[BIRD SCREECHES]

Let's raise the dead, y'all.

Bill, this is crazy. You're not goth.

No. But I wanna hang with you two this summer.

And clearly I have to be goth

or neither of you will like me.

That's not true. I like you for who you are.

You don't have to change for me.

And why are you looking at me like I just learned a lesson?

[BIRD SCREECHES]Oh, I just heard it.

You got this, buddy.

[OWL HOOTING]

Hey, Cleo,

I have to tell you something.

I'm not goth.

What?

But your eyeliner looks so...

Permanent.

[GASPS] Please tell me those are bones.

No, they're seashells

that I bought at an airport gift shop in day in Dayton Ohio.

This city is landlocked.

They probably don't even come from the sea.

This doesn't make any sense.

I'm, like, flabbergasted,

[LAUGHS AND SNORTS]

It feels good to be back.

But why would you pretend to be goth?

Because I really like you.

But when I saw you for the first time in the mess hall

I was afraid you wouldn't like the IRL Jake.

Jake, I already liked you, when we got to know each other gaming,

and I don't like anything.

It's a real problem at Christmas,

I'm sorry I lied.

But in my defense, this is on Bill.

He's letting me learn from my own mistakes this summer.

Yeah, that didn't even last two weeks.

Cleo,

I hope you can give me a second chance.

Maybe we can hang out sometime and play video games

in a place not littered with dead bodies?

I'd like that.

[ANIMAL SQUEALING]

What are you doing?

Smiling.

Sorry, I'm out of practice.

[ROOSTER CROWING]

Hey, it's morning.

I slept without Snuggles.

Do you realize what this means?

That I can write to the trombones

and tell them it's safe to come home?

Yes, but also

I get to go on the camping trip after all.

Great. I'll take care of Snuggles until you get back.

You know what? I don't need him back.

It's enough to have a good friend like you.

Aw, thanks Winnie.

It makes me take the sleep punching less personally.

Although I am curious where you hid Snuggles so well.

Oh, um, sure, I put him...

You know what? Don't tell me.

I'd prefer to imagine Snuggles is out there

living his best life.

Being used to wipe away a bank robber's fingerprints.

Who put that thing on the flagpole?

Mama could sure use a Spurbucks right about now.

Thank you all for coming to try my barbecue sample menu.

Eating this might ruin the barbecue I'm having for dinner.

But I suppose the pulled pork on my breakfast cereal

already did that.

Okay.

Enjoy.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Hmm.

You know, this is different from other barbecue I've tasted,

but it's delicious.

Well, that's because I brought in a new partner to help with the menu.

Oh! Is it Gordon Ramsay?

'Cause I love that guy.

When he screams on TV,

it scratches an itch deep inside.

What do you think that's about?

I'm Parker's new partner.

I'm Destiny.

You probably don't recognize me because I'm not wearing tomatoes.

But Parker, why would you want to partner with her?

Her idea was a bust.

No one would want to eat vegetables

when they could eat this delicious barbecue.

Except, this delicious barbecue is vegetables,

Soy ribs, portobello patties,

and Buffalo cauliflower.

Seriously?

Well, consider me sold.

I didn't know vegetables could taste this good.

I actually want to eat this trash.

Sorry, food.

Old habits die hard.

That's because we needed you to want what we needed you to want

so that we could get what we want,

and... Need?

Don't worry, I'm gonna be the brains

of this partnership.

Yeah, I'm just gonna be the lovable money man.

Look at me. Failing upwards once again.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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