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Hey, Bill.

Broke in your new boots on a 6-mile sunrise hike.

Just how you like 'em.[DOOR CLOSES]

Aw, thanks, Noah.

Can't wait to try 'em out.

[SNIFFS] Nope, I'll wait.

I ran into Lou on my walk back,

and you won't believe it.

She's finally gonna give this camp

what it's needed for a very long time.

Edible food?Fewer rattlesnakes?

Better.

She agreed to let me lead a puppet show workshop!

I should have said it using jazz hands.

It would have elevated the moment.

That's very cool.So great, Noah.

Does that mean I can count on the both of you to attend my first workshop?

Definitely not.You completely misread the situation.

But we're happy for you. Really.

[HISSING AND RATTLING]

BILL: Oh, rattlesnake.

Looks like we're going out the bathroom window again.

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka

♪ Kikiwaka, Kikiwaka ♪

Hey, Scout!

I've got quite the list of activities for us today.

Makeovers, glitter manicures,

then my amazing history-of-sequins lecture

called "The Dark Side Behind the Shiny Side."

Ooh, I wish I could hang,

but unfortunately, I have plans this morning.

Oh, really? I'll go with you.

I've been staring out this window

for an hour,

so I might as well do something.

Actually, you can't because... [GASPS] it's a yoga class!

Yep. Yoga class in town, just doing some yoga.

Gotta yoga. I'm gonna stop saying "yoga" now.

I love yoga.

Why can't I go?

Great question. Because...

it's all booked up!

That's it. Sorry.

Well, gotta get to my max-capacity yoga class now. Bye!

Okay, have fun.

Wait a minute. She can't be going to yoga.

Her pants were neither breathable

nor moisture-wicking.

Something's up.

Morning, campers.

Just a couple announcements.

This should be quick.

Excuse me! Whoa.

Sorry.

Look out.

Oh!

Well, it would have been quick.

Parker, what's with the blindfold?

Ah, I just didn't want to ruin any surprises you have planned for this special day.

Special day? What special day?

[CHUCKLES]

For a second, you had me thinking you had forgotten,

and it was devastating.

Here, you should wear one of these, too.

Wouldn't wanna spoil the surprise I have cooked up.

No, no, it's fine. Ruin it for me.

You know what they say about surprises.

They're best savored well, well, well in advance.

Look at you, so cagey.

You must have something amazing in store.

All right, here we go again.

Clear a path.

Hey, could someone let me know when I'm close to the...

Nevermind. Found it.

Uh, Lou?

What was Parker talking about?

I have no idea.

Of course. It's Canada Day.

How am I supposed to remember these things?

I mean, what does that holiday even celebrate?

[CHUCKLES]Canada?

Right. Here. You do the morning announcement.

I have to run and get Parker a present from the syrup shack.

And no, I'm not generalizing an entire country.

That boy just loves him some syrup.

It finally happened.

All right. Listen up, booger-eaters!

There's a new sheriff in town,

and it's gonna get weird.

No, what was I thinking?

You are with me today.

My preferred medium

is definitely the sock puppet.

I avoid marionettes

because the strings get tangled,

and ventriloquist dummies because...

Well, they scare the bejeebers out of me.

I love sock puppets, too.

You're telling me I can make a friend out of footwear?

Sign me up!

Hey, Noah, is this your first puppet show workshop?

Yep, this is Joshua, my star pupil.

And not just because he's my only pupil. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Although it certainly doesn't hurt.

I look forward to all my one-on-one lessons with Noah.

[VENTRILOQUIZING] One-on-one?

I think you mean two-on-one.

Don't forget about your Gooby.

Agooba-gooba!

The kid's a prodigy.

Bill, I don't like this.

Uh, if you're interested,

Noah's supposed to take us canoeing now. Wanna come with us?

Sorry, fellas, workshop's running a little long.

Joshua wants to try making puppets

out of ankle socks. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

It's so crazy, it might just work!

Oh, I guess we'll go canoeing without you, then.

Nice meeting you guys.

Agooba-gooba.

Fun fact. "Agooba-gooba" means hello and goodbye.

It's all in the inflection.

Okay, bye.

Is it me, or did Noah just blow us off?

I don't think he blew us off,

he just chose to hang out with someone else

with no warning at all.

Wait, I hear it.

I think this warrants leaving in a huff.

BOTH: Huff!

Where are you headed, Scout?

[FABRIC RIPPING][YELLS]

It's a good thing my sequins are camo, so nobody saw that.

[HONKING]

[BLEATING]

A-ha! I knew you weren't going to yoga.

Darn it. What tipped you off?

It was my unbreathable pants, wasn't it?

Did you sneak away from me to hang out with the animals?

We can do this together.

Really, you don't have to.

It's okay, I want to.

I'm sure you have better things to do.

No, this is fun.The animals don't like you. [GASPS]

[GASPING] They what?

[BLEATS]

I really hope that's goat for "psych."

How can the animals not like me?

Animals love me.

Except for maybe Nibbles,

but that man-eating demon goat hates everyone at camp

unless they come with a side of coleslaw.

[BLEATS]

You want a piece, Nibs? Come at me!

Listen.

It's really hard to be the one to deliver this news,

but they want you to go.

[GASPS][GOOSE HONKS]

Don't pile on, Maverick.

No, this can't be true!

What did I ever do to them?

Remember when you called Maverick a "silly goose"?

That hurt.

I was being affectionate.

With a harmful stereotype? Not the best look.

Okay, I'll take the L on that,

but Miss O'Veal and I totally became BFFs last summer.

She even signed my yearbook.

With which hoof?Right front?

Yikes. That's cold, lady.

[COW MOOING]

Okay.

I guess if the animals really don't like me, I'll go.

No! I can't. I need to stay and win them over.

Destiny Baker never gives up!

Except on pageants.

And clowning.

And paper straws.

But the trend stops now!

I can't believe we've barely seen Noah this whole day.

I wonder if he'll even be back by bedtime.

He better.

Ever since my sound machine broke,

he's been making the white noise sound so I can fall asleep.

This glow does not happen without a full eight hours.

Hey, fellas.

Well, well, well. Look who's home.

Where have you been, young man?

Just hanging out with Joshua.

Sometimes you can lose hours and hours

when you really get into jamming with someone about puppets, you know?

Let's assume I don't.

That reminds me.

Joshua said the most interesting thing today.

Well, actually, his puppet did,

but sometimes, it's hard to figure out

where the man ends, and the sock begins.

GOOBY: Noah, you're coming or what?

Our new puppet show isn't gonna cast itself.

Agooba-gooba.

In this case, it meant goodbye.

Someone should teach that puppet to knock.

He's 90% hand, he can manage.

Wait, you're not seriously leaving again, are you?

We're going to buy some more puppet material for our new musical.

Sock of Ages.

Gooby needs a strong female lead

to really ground his performance, you know?

Again, let's assume I don't.

See you later.

GOOBY: Take it easy. Agooba...

Agooba-gooba. Yeah, we know!

Get some new material, pal.

Well, it's official.

Noah would rather hang out with Joshua than us.

So what if Joshua is super into puppets?

We could be into puppets, too.

Yeah. Maybe that's how we win Noah back.

But if we're going to out-puppet Joshua, we need to go big.

Whatever it takes.

Because if we lose Noah,

I'll have to start playing solitaire by myself.

Sometimes, I worry Noah coddles you.

Okay. When you hear "time for your surprise,"

you come out and do your thing.

If you wanna take this up a notch, I have some red and white...

Please stop suggesting fireworks.

For your information, I was gonna say

"I have some red and white streamers."

Really?No.

Fireworks. I am who I am.

So, Lou, you ready to celebrate this special day?

Let's do this!

Happy...Happy...

Workiversary!Canada... Workiversary!

Yeah, of course. It's our workiversary.

The day we've been celebrating for two years

because it means so much to us,

and we can never, ever possibly forget about it.

Long, awkward recap...

but yeah!

And since we always go all-out for each other, it's time for your surprise.

[GASPS] Shut it down! Shut it down!

Shut it all the way down!

Get rid of the syrup!

[CRASHING AND CLANGING]

WINNIE: I'm okay!

Here it is!

Oh, "Queen of All Co-Workers."

Technically, I'm your boss, not your co-worker,

but amazing!

I actually prepared a short speech.

"Four score and two years ago,

"I parked my RV at a weird little camp in Maine,

"and began working with this sweet lady."

Aw.

"At the time, I feared I'd hit rock-bottom

"and was clinging on to whatever pathetic possibilities came my way."

What's on the next card?

"But now I realize, it was the opportunity of a lifetime.

"Hold for applause."

None? That's okay.

So, Lou, what kinda special surprise do you have cooked up?

Oh. Uh, my special surprise thing is later.

Much later, because that's what I had planned for it to happen beforehand.

No follow-up questions.

Okay. Well, in that case,

let's play the Parker and Lou-themed trivia game I have planned.

First clue.

Where did we do that one thing with that one guy

that one time that made us laugh so hard?

You're welcome.[LAUGHING]

I basically just handed it to you.

Yes, I totally know what place you're talking about

based off your extremely vague clue. [LAUGHING]

[INHALES] Race you there!You're on!

Okay.

Winnie! Winnie, Winnie, Winnie, Winnie!

Whoo. This maple syrup goes down smooth.

I need your help planning a surprise party that I just promised Parker.

Here.

Take this, and decorate the place for a workiversary party.

Make it look nice.

This is $9 and a stick of gum.

You're darn right, and I wanna see receipts.

Okay, I've got everything I need to win the animals over.

Uh, what is all this stuff?

First,

I have a diffuser to add a nice citrus aroma to the air.

To be frank, it smells like a barn in here.

Because it is a barn.

And I was born to two fashion-averse clowns in the Florida Panhandle.

We can always rise above our circumstances.

And for Maverick the goose,

I noticed that nest didn't look very comfy,

so I brought a down pillow.

[MAVERICK HONKS][SCOFFS]

Down is goose feathers!

That stuffing might be a second cousin!

Really?

I thought they called it down because you lie down on it.

Pivoting to goat fashion,

Nibbles needs a hat,

and luckily, I brought options.

[BLEATS]

[BLEATS]

[BLEATS]

[BLEATS]

And apparently, you brought opinions.

It's okay, I've got another plan.

Every animal loves sticking their head out of a moving car window,

so, let's get you all on the bus!

A bus?

Destiny, you know Maverick can't wear a seat belt.

He doesn't have any shoulders!

I'll give them treats.

I've got some finger-shaped carrots

Nibbles will die for.

And no campers will have to.

I didn't know you cared so much about animals liking you.

I don't think you understand

the incredible self-doubt of an ex-pageant queen.

I need everyone to like me,

so I'm going to charm everyone!

Where is everyone?

You left the barn door open! They escaped!

Finger carrot?

Bill, I'm not so sure about this.

If this isn't enough to show Noah we can be into puppets too,

then I'm terrified to know what it takes.

[HONKS]

Oh, look. Maverick.

Hey, buddy!

[HONKING AGGRESSIVELY]

Bill, I hate to break it to you,

but I don't think he's your buddy.

[HONKING AGGRESSIVELY]Quick!

We need to find a giant sock drawer to hide in!

[HONKING AGGRESSIVELY]

That scavenger hunt was so fun.

I think my favorite part was when we tracked down

that place where we saw that thing that reminded us

of that one time we shared a moment.

Thanks, Parker.No thanks needed, Lou.

That killer surprise that you have planned will be plenty thanks enough.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Yeah.

That surprise is gonna be so killer,

don't be surprised if even I look surprised.

Look at this, it's...

toilet paper streamers.

Wow, Lou, you shouldn't have.

♪ Happy workiversary to you

♪ Happy workiversary to you

♪ It's a made-up occasion

♪ But you two do you ♪

You got me a cake, too.

Which one should we eat first?

Heads up, this is just a mound of brown and tuna fish,

speckled with sludge I found behind the oven.

[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]

[CLATTERS]

Let's start with your cake.

Did you find any of the animals?

Destiny, I'm an expert tracker.

So, did you?No.

[BILL AND JAKE SCREAMING]

Well, that was super weird.

Welcome to Kikiwaka Ranch.

[HONKING AGGRESSIVELY]

Follow that goose!

[HONKING]

[BLEATING]

[HONKING]

[BLEATING][HONKING]

ALL: Whoa!

Okay, why are you guys dressed like giant sock puppets?

[BLEATING][HONKING]

Survive now, explain later!

[MOOING]

So, um, is this all you have planned for our workiversary?

No, like, Parker and Lou-themed trivia

where the answers have to be given in the form of, like,

a sick dance move?

Of course I planned more.

I got you a present.

And it's...

in the kitchen.

I wouldn't do that.

Unless you want this to be your last Arbor Day.

Workiversary.

Whatever.

[BANGING]

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]

Happy workiversary.

[CHUCKLES] It's a...

It's a soup strainer.

[GASPS]

And a...

A dented can of green beans.

Not even expired.

That's as good as currency around here.

And a coupon for 15% off enrolment at Kikiwaka Ranch.

Whoa, there's a lot of blackout dates on this thing.

And for you, I will overlook.

Most of them.

[BILL AND JAKE SCREAMING]

[SQUISHING]

Now we're getting somewhere.

This is what I call a party!

[SNIFFS]

Smells like tuna fish and sludge.

Whose workiversary?

Now what is all of this about?

Do you really wanna know?

Nope. Carry on.

Why is there no cake in your cake?

That's my cue. Enjoy your made-up day.

What's really going on here?

Okay, confession time.

I forgot our workiversary.

[GASPS] Oh, my gosh!

I haven't been this disappointed

since that one time in that one place

with that one person who said that one thing,

which you probably don't even remember!

I swear, I truly do value our friendship.

I'm so sorry. The day just...

It slipped my mind.

[SCOFFS] I can't believe this, Lou.

I would never forget our special day.

Were our business feelings for each other all a lie?

[CELL PHONES BEEPING]

Uh-oh.

Huh.

Would you look at that?

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

A calendar reminder for our workiversary next week.

Turns out I didn't forget our special day after all.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] Must have got my dates mixed up.

Hey, but on the bright side, it is Canada Day!

[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Do you have any special surprise planned?

You know how much I love syrup.

[MAVERICK HONKING][NIBBLES BLEATING]

Well, it wasn't easy,

but we got all the animals back.

I can't believe Miss O'Veal's such a good swimmer.

Okay, I'm gonna go.

I know when I'm not wanted.

Not that it happens very often.

Humans adore me.

Destiny, stop.

I lied.

The animals don't hate you.

They love you.

What? Really?

Miss O'Veal talks about you all the time.

It's always, "Destiny moo-moo this, Destiny moo-moo that."

I mean, it's kind of a moo-fest.

I don't understand.

If the animals like me, then why were you ditching me?

I'm sorry.

It's just that growing up at a wildlife preserve,

I always used to hang out with the animals... alone.

I kind of miss that.

And you were just so excited to do stuff with me today,

I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

Scout, I totally get it.

Everyone needs their own personal time.

And you could have told me.

Remember, you can tell me anything.

Thanks, Destiny.

In that case, Maverick thinks

your obsessive desire to be liked

could ultimately hurt you later on in life.

Well, you can tell Maverick...

he's not the first one to say that.

What is going on here?

And, Bill,

why are you dressed like a sock that escaped prison through a sewage pipe?

Oh, Noah! That's a great idea

for our next puppet show.

The Sockshank Redemption.

And we can help with that.

We love puppets, puppet shows,

and all puppet-related activities, right, Jake?

[IN A DEEP VOICE] Ajakey-jakey.

What?

We're just showing you we can be into puppets as much as Joshua,

so you wanna spend time with us, too.

Um...

maybe Gooby and I should give you guys some space?

GOOBY: Work through your issues, gentlemen.

Agooba-gooba.

[SOFTLY] Communication is key.

I really dislike that puppet.

Just because Joshua and I spent today talking puppets

doesn't mean you two aren't my guys.

[IN DEEP VOICE] Really?

Stop doing the voice, man!

The three of us have so much other stuff in common.

You don't need to dress up like puppets so I like you.

I love you guys.

We love you, too, Noah.

And we do wanna try one of your workshops.

But not because we're jealous.

We just wanna support you as much as you support us.

I would love it if you came to my next workshop.

Oh, and maybe it will be the beginning

of your own life-long love affair with puppetry. Who knows?

We know.It won't.

Well, no matter what, I appreciate the support.

Bring it in.

GOOBY: This is nice.

You're not a part of this moment, Gooby.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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