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Previously on "spin city"...
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You're important, Charlie.
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She has feelings for you?
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I was getting all the signals.
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You mean a lot to me
and I don't always show it,
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but I think you're amazing.
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Charlie?!
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Caitlin!
Tim!
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Kara called again.
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Tell her I got gunned down.
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You used that one in October.
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You mean I actually get shot
and I can't even use it?
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Look, when Caitlin gets here,
tell her I'm not in.
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I don't want to talk to her
right now.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Do you want me
to check these numbers
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or do it together?
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You take care of it.
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Great. Anything else
you want to talk about?
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No.
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Great. See ya.
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Yes!
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We have to talk about
last night.
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Oh...
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Charlie, you tried to kiss me.
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I did?
I don't remember that.
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I was all whacked-out
on pain medication.
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They gave you Tylenol.
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Extra-strength Tylenol.
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I was trippin' hard.
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Come on.
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It's in the past.
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Nothing can be gained
by talking about it.
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You tried to kiss me
and I want to know why.
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You tried to kiss Caitlin?
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No, and please,
don't repeat this.
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Repeat what?
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Charlie tried to kiss Caitlin.
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Classic.
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We are not talking about it.
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What?
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He made a move on Caitlin
and got slammed.
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Ooh!
Access denied!
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Get...Out!
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You see what happens
when you talk about this stuff?
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I just feel bad
about what happened.
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I'm in this great relationship
and all you have is...Nothing.
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You're all alone.
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No, no, I happen to be seeing
someone very special.
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Who?
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Her name is...
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Kara.
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How come I haven't
seen you with her?
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Uh, Kara's
a very private person.
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What does she do?
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She's a spy.
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Well, I'd love to meet her.
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Maybe you have
and you don't know it.
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No, you're my peanut.
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No, you're my peanut.
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Look, I can't be
the peanut right now.
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Last week, you were
a "pookie-pie."
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Now you're
a bona fide snack food.
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Things are getting serious.
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Come on, you must do silly
relationship things with Kara.
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You don't want to know
how silly we get.
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We are all about silly.
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I would like to meet her.
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Why don't you guys join
Tim and I for lunch?
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Great.
Kara and I would love that.
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Great.
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You're back together with Kara?
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Crazy Kara?!
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Hey, hey, Kara's great.
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The woman set your bed on fire.
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That was an accident.
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She had no way of knowing
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that match would light
that oily rag.
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Charlie, what's going on?
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You try to kiss Caitlin,
now you're back with Kara?
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Crazy Kara?!
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Hey, she's
an obsessive-compulsive
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manic-depressive with a touch
of delusional paranoia...
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not crazy.
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Gentlemen,
I'd like you to meet Chad.
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He's an old friend
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who's had a little trouble
with the law.
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What did they get you for?
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Loitering.
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Not bad.
I shot a guy.
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Anyway, I've decided
to offer him a position
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here at city hall.
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So I want you to treat him
as an equal.
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Thank you.
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Here's a dollar.
Go grab me a soda.
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Believe it or not,
back at school,
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Chad used to beat me
at everything.
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I'd get an "a",
he'd get an a-plus.
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I'd help an old lady
across the street,
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he'd give Norman mailer
a tracheotomy with a bic pen.
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Then he got expelled
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and he never recovered,
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all because of
a cruel twist of fate.
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Didn't you slip a joint into
his pocket during a dorm search?
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Yes, I did.
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Oh, cruel fate.
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Well, Kara,
it's great to see you.
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Oh, well,
I'm so happy to be here.
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Although I must tell you
I was advised not to come...
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By all five of my therapists.
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Oh, you got it down to five?
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I hope you didn't call me just
because you know I'm available.
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No, no, you're special.
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Sure, there are plenty of women
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who are attractive
and interesting,
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but with you there's
this added element of...Fear.
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Oh, well...
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Hey, sorry we're late.
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We were walking
through the park.
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We saw a caricaturist
and we just couldn't resist.
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The cowboy theme was h idea.
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I love this girl.
She's crazy.
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So is this one.
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This is gonna be fun!
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Looking forward to it.
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So, Kara, it's nice
to finally meet you.
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I'm Caitlin.
This is Tim.
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It's nice meeting you both.
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Can I take your drink order?
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Coke, please.
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Is Pepsi okay?
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Did I say Pepsi?
No, I said coke.
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I want a coke!
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She really likes coke.
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How long have you two
been seeing each other?
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It's been a couple of months,
and we clicked immediately.
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We have so much in common.
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Just like us.
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I mean, I grew up in New York.
Kara grew up...Where she did.
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From there it was just
click, click, click.
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It's amazing when you meet
someone and you just know.
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Same thing happened
with me and Kara.
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We are so right for each other
that there's no way
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I could ever be interested
in anyone else.
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Yep...
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Kara's the one for me.
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Oh!
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I'm sorry, I just...
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waited so long to hear that.
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Oh...
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Hey!
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Who do I gotta bang
to get a hot roll around here?!
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Carter and Paul should be back
with Chad any minute.
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That's a really nice thing
you're doing.
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Well, Stuart,
seeing an old friend
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cold, hungry,
alone on the streets,
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I couldn't help thinking, "why?
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Why did he
have to recognize me?"
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But it feels good
to be doing the right thing.
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Chad, you look fantastic!
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Thank you, Randall.
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This opportunity
means a lot to me.
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Well...
is that my suit?
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Yep.
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I never noticed it
until Chad put it on.
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Well, Chad's got a better body
than the mayor.
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No, it just looks that way
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because of the mayor's
horrible posture.
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You're bald.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I am here today to announce
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my new job-creation program,
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and to assist me
I have hired Chad follansbee...
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a penniless vagrant...
And a hell of a guy!
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I hired this man...
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To make sure the underprivileged
have a voice.
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Chad!
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What's it like
to live on the streets?
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I'll take that.
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Not good.
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When I was on the street,
I didn't have a shelter,
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I didn't have clean clothes,
but I always had hope.
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And if I do anything
for the disenfranchised,
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it will be to let them know
that there is hope.
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Of course...
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Hope has to be matched
with real assistance.
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We need
a more effective meals program,
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more low-income housing
and a jobs-training program.
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That's very impressive, Chad.
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By the way,
you look dynamite in that suit.
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Well, you know what they say,
"clothes make the man."
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Chad's great.
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You're still bald.
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Charlie, your phone
has been ringing off the hook.
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Who called?
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"Kara, Kara, Kara, your mom...
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And Kara."
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What did my mom want?
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She wants to know
why Kara keeps calling her.
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What is going on
with you and Kara?
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Crazy Kara?!
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Paul, that's the last time
I want to hear you say that.
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You spent six months
dodging her.
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You know
she's not right for you.
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Of course I know.
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I only called her
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because you think
I'm into Caitlin.
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Are you?
No!
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I'll admit, she's been
on my mind a lot lately.
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I've been jealous.
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I tried to kiss her.
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Oh, damn it,
I think I'm into her.
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I thought we'd be friends,
but who am I kidding?
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I'm not a guy that can
be friends with a woman.
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You gotta sit Caitlin down
and open up to her.
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Or I could not sit down with her
and n open up to her.
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I think I'll go with mine.
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You don't want to end up
like those couples
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who act like friends,
but they're actually so close...
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that they finish
each other's sentences.
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Exactly.
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When you're that connected,
eventually you'll end up
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romant...
romantically involved.
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Okay, that was disturbing.
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But you're right.
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I do have to tell her
how I feel.
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Caitlin, do you have a minute?
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Oh, not now.
I just got a message from Tim.
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He has something very important
to talk to me about.
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I think
it might involve a ring.
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Wow!
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That is exciting.
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Yeah.
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Congratulations.
I'm happy for you.
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Thank you.
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This is terrible.
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I'm gonna
have to get her a gift.
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Hello?
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Charlie...
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I'm just checking in.
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I know how upset you were
about Caitlin,
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and I want to make sure
you didn't do anything stupid.
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Carter,
give me a little credit.
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Oh, if that's my pharmacist,
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tell him I ran out
of mood stabilizers.
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Is that Kara?
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If you had sex with her,
it would be a huge mistake.
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I wish you had called me
6 minutes ago.
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I mean 60.
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Don't tell anyone
I was with her.
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Give me a little credit.
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He slept with her...
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Right after
he took her to dinner.
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Ooh! Get details.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What did they order?
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Peanut?
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Who was that?
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Just friends from work.
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Good, 'cause I'd freak out
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if you were talking
to another woman.
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00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,801
Hello?
Hey, Caitlin...
261
00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:30,367
ski...
262
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:34,033
It's Bob caitlinski.
263
00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:40,400
A male friend of mine.
264
00:12:40,434 --> 00:12:41,701
What?
265
00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:44,200
Tim broke up with you?
Don't cry.
266
00:12:44,234 --> 00:12:46,834
Come on, you're smart,
you're beautiful.
267
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,033
Bob's very insecure
about his looks.
268
00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:54,834
I'll be right over.
269
00:12:54,868 --> 00:12:56,000
I gotta go.
270
00:12:56,033 --> 00:12:58,601
Sounds like he's ready to snap.
271
00:12:58,634 --> 00:12:59,767
Wait.
272
00:12:59,801 --> 00:13:01,667
Mm...
273
00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:06,567
Here, take these.
They prevent violent outbursts.
274
00:13:06,601 --> 00:13:10,901
Why don't you keep them?
275
00:13:26,434 --> 00:13:29,133
Looks like you have
a serious paper jam.
276
00:13:29,167 --> 00:13:30,567
Let's have a look.
277
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,634
Oh, thank you.
278
00:13:39,968 --> 00:13:41,367
Here's your problem.
279
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,701
Wow! You are so mechanical.
280
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,300
Okay, Randall, she digs you.
281
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:51,234
Now keep it subtle.
282
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:54,300
I'm incredibly wealthy.
283
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,901
Randall, I was going over
the budget,
284
00:13:56,934 --> 00:13:58,901
and it looks like we can afford
285
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:01,334
my jobs program
for homeless veterans.
286
00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,367
It is so refreshing
to meet someone
287
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,400
who's passionate
about helping people.
288
00:14:05,434 --> 00:14:06,868
I'm Judy.
289
00:14:06,901 --> 00:14:08,033
I'm Chad.
290
00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:16,300
Hey, Randy, are you going
to the Vietnam war protest?
291
00:14:16,334 --> 00:14:19,300
Oh, you bet.
I just finished my sign.
292
00:14:19,334 --> 00:14:22,000
I like a man who stands up
for what he believes in.
293
00:14:22,033 --> 00:14:25,701
Okay, Randy, she digs you.Now, keep it subtle.
294
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,234
My father's incredibly wealthy.
295
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,334
After the rally,
296
00:14:30,367 --> 00:14:32,400
would you like to see
the mills brothers?
297
00:14:32,434 --> 00:14:33,634
Hey, Randy.
298
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:34,634
Chad.
299
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:36,567
You wanna see the Beatles?
300
00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:40,200
I'd love to, Chad.
301
00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:43,968
Beatles... we'll be listening
to the mills brothers
302
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,868
long after they're gone.
303
00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:50,601
I was just heading out
for a cup of coffee.
304
00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:52,501
Would you...
Care to join me?
305
00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:53,767
I'd love to.
306
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:03,400
Charlie, it was terrible.
307
00:15:03,434 --> 00:15:07,167
I meet Tim for dinner
expecting a proposal
308
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:11,501
and you know what he says...
he has an ex-fianc�e.
309
00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:15,300
And she wants him back
and he's still in love with her.
310
00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:16,300
Ohh!
311
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:18,667
I've never been so humiliated!
312
00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:22,567
This is the worst moment
of my life!
313
00:15:22,601 --> 00:15:25,400
I brought ice cream.
314
00:15:25,434 --> 00:15:28,133
I really thought
he was gonna be the one.
315
00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:29,601
I know how you feel.
316
00:15:29,634 --> 00:15:31,601
No, you don't.
You have Kara.
317
00:15:31,634 --> 00:15:35,167
Caitlin, the woman
set my bed on fire.
318
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,901
How can you brag
at a time like this?
319
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:42,434
No, she literally
torched my bed.
320
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:47,167
I lost my favorite comforter
and Mr. snuggles.
321
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,200
You have a Teddy bear?
322
00:15:49,234 --> 00:15:52,200
I'm not a child.
He's an alligator.
323
00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:54,968
There you go.
324
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,868
We're having fun now.
325
00:15:56,901 --> 00:15:59,801
You know, you were
the first person I called.
326
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,534
I'm here for you.
327
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:07,234
Who would've thought that you'd
end up being my best friend?
328
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,934
Who would've thought?
329
00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:22,434
I-I can't do this.
330
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,667
Uh, Charlie,
I think you're confused.
331
00:16:24,701 --> 00:16:27,300
What you meant to say was,
"yes, thank you."
332
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,467
I'm sorry.
333
00:16:34,901 --> 00:16:36,234
I just realized something.
334
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:41,167
You're my best friend, too.
335
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:47,067
This is the best relationship
I've ever had.
336
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:51,667
I am more myself around you
than any woman I've ever dated.
337
00:16:51,701 --> 00:16:53,133
I don't want to screw this up.
338
00:16:53,167 --> 00:16:55,667
Now I totally want you.
339
00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:00,100
No, don't you see?
340
00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:03,734
For the first time in my life,
I can be friends with a woman.
341
00:17:03,767 --> 00:17:05,734
I'm above casual sex.
342
00:17:05,767 --> 00:17:08,934
Can't you be above it tomorrow?
343
00:17:08,968 --> 00:17:12,767
Caitlin, it would be amazing...
344
00:17:12,801 --> 00:17:16,501
But you mean too much to me.
345
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:24,734
Look, I was confused
about my feelings for you.
346
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:28,601
But now I'm not. We're friends
and that's what's important.
347
00:17:28,634 --> 00:17:32,667
Well, I guess I'll have to
suppress my sexual urges
348
00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:35,601
by stuffing my face
with ice cream.
349
00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:38,100
Does that work?
Yeah.
350
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:40,000
I'm gonna need this.
351
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,067
Randall, I was going over
the speech you wrote
352
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,434
and, um, there's just one thing
I didn't like.
353
00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:51,601
Uh-huh.
354
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:52,801
All of it.
355
00:17:56,100 --> 00:17:59,434
That is one surly hobo.
356
00:17:59,467 --> 00:18:02,434
It's like prep school
all over again.
357
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:05,667
I feel inferior and insecure.
358
00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:09,334
If he makes you feel that way,
why don't you get rid of him?
359
00:18:09,367 --> 00:18:10,501
Oh, I can't.
360
00:18:10,534 --> 00:18:12,567
I just sang his praises
in front of the press.
361
00:18:12,601 --> 00:18:16,534
You know, Paul, I'm just gonna
have to handle this like a man.
362
00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:19,167
I'm gonna walk
right up to Chad and...
363
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,734
Plant my wallet on him.
364
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,000
You wait a few minutes
365
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:24,400
and then you come in
with a security guard.
366
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:25,701
We won't press charges.
367
00:18:25,734 --> 00:18:28,000
I'll get him a job
in the private sector.
368
00:18:28,033 --> 00:18:30,400
He'll make lots of money
for doing nothing.
369
00:18:30,434 --> 00:18:33,801
Maybe Chad could stay
and I could go.
370
00:18:33,834 --> 00:18:36,968
In a perfect world,
we'd get both.
371
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:40,734
Chad...
372
00:18:40,767 --> 00:18:45,200
I just want to say, um...
373
00:18:45,234 --> 00:18:49,467
How much we've loved
having you around city hall.
374
00:18:49,501 --> 00:18:51,367
You have?
375
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,400
Of course.
376
00:18:53,434 --> 00:18:55,667
I want to apologize for the way
I've been acting.
377
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:56,834
Oh...
378
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,901
No, no, I...
379
00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:03,934
the fact is,
I'm...Jealous of you.
380
00:19:05,334 --> 00:19:06,868
I've always been
jealous of you.
381
00:19:06,901 --> 00:19:08,934
You have?
382
00:19:08,968 --> 00:19:12,367
At Wellington,
you were so cool and confident,
383
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,067
my whole life was just consumed
384
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,033
with trying to beat Randall
385
00:19:17,067 --> 00:19:20,234
when all I really wanted
was to be Randall.
386
00:19:20,267 --> 00:19:22,067
That means so much to me.
387
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:24,534
And you give me
this second chance
388
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:26,667
and I revive
my petty competition.
389
00:19:26,701 --> 00:19:29,334
Truth is...
390
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:31,400
I'm lucky to know
a man like you.
391
00:19:31,434 --> 00:19:33,000
Winston...
392
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:35,167
You are pure class.
393
00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:38,133
There he is!
394
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:41,100
I saw that guy
steal the mayor's wallet!
395
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:42,701
What are you talking about?
396
00:19:42,734 --> 00:19:43,701
Wait a...
397
00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:46,300
nice try, huh?
Let's go.
398
00:19:46,334 --> 00:19:49,000
Oh, wait.
Now, there's been a mistake.
399
00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:51,067
Hold on a second.
Randall!
400
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,801
Fate...
401
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:58,100
She's a fickle lady.
402
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:05,834
That's not working.
403
00:20:08,968 --> 00:20:11,601
Justwanted to check back in
404
00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:14,701
and see if things worked outwith Kara.
405
00:20:14,734 --> 00:20:16,167
Crazy Kara?!
406
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,400
Shut up, Paul!
407
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:19,968
Hey...
408
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,234
I wanted to thank youfor coming by.
409
00:20:22,267 --> 00:20:24,868
The more I get to know you,the more you surprise me.
410
00:20:24,901 --> 00:20:27,100
I hope Kara'snot too mad at you,
411
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:29,701
and I hope you geta good night's sleep.
412
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,200
0 for 2.
413
00:20:37,234 --> 00:20:38,634
Anyway, I really respect
414
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:41,133
that you put friendshipbefore sex.
415
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:43,868
And I have to admit,as I lie here in the tub,
416
00:20:43,901 --> 00:20:46,234
covered in bubbleswith candles going,
417
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,534
it's probably betteryou're not here.
418
00:20:54,434 --> 00:20:56,734
Can I come in?
419
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,100
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.29404
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