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So, what do I need to know
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for this
law-enforcement conference?
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According to the report
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there's been a 12% increase
in crime.
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Nonsense! On the other side
of this bulletproof glass
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is the safest city in America.
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You want to put an end
to crime?
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Start caning criminals.
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Stuart,
we've been through this.
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It is very difficult to find
quality bamboo in New York.
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These numbers are misleading.
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I live in New York.
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I'm not seeing
an increase in crime.
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Damn! My driver's
on the sauce again.
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You want me to make sure
everything's all right, sir?
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We're all right.
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He hasn't touched
the good stuff.
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Everybody out!
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Move!
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You heard the man.
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You don't look like
a scotch man.
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They caught the guy
who limojacked us.
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Yeah, but the press is having
a field day with it.
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We've gotta show
we're tough on crime.
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That's why
I talked to the police
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and arranged for us all
to go on a drive-by.
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I think you mean
"drive-along."
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What's the difference?
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Well, sir, a "drive-by" is when
you put on a ski mask,
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cruise by a building,
and shoot at it with guns.
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Oh.
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A "drive-along" is when
you put on a police hat,
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cruise by a building,
and shoot at it with guns.
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Sir?
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Yeah.
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Charlie, Cara's on the phone.
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Oh, that woman
will not leave me alone.
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Tell her I'm having my appendix
taken out.
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You already used that one.
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Tonsils?
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What do I have left?
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A liver, both kidneys,
and a heart.
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Let's go kidney.
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Oh, Caitlin,
did you finish the analysis
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of the crime reports
from last year?
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I was gonna do it last night,
but Tim took me to dinner.
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We stuffed ourselves.
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I'll just tell the press
we're soft on crime, but full.
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I'll get to it right now.
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There's my cute,
little limojacking victim.
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Oh!
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I can't believe you faced down
a dangerous criminal
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and you weren't even shaken.
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Well, some of us are
just born brave.
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He was unarmed,
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and he dropped us off
at a diner.
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The only brave thing you did
was eat that sausage Patty.
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I brought you something for
surviving that horrible ordeal.
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Oh!
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A new bikini?
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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I am flying you to St. Thomas
tonight.
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Just pack for a week.
I'll pick you up around 8:00.
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You can't just take off.
We've got that drive-along.
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Well, unless it stops
in the Caribbean,
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I'm not gonna be on it.
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Ever since
you've been dating Tim,
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you've been blowing off work.
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Excuse me, I haven't taken
a day off in a year and a half.
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Besides, Tim has been begging
to take me away.
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Of course he has.
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He needs someone old enough
to buy beer.
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You know, I am sick
of your little jokes
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about
Tim's youthful appearance.
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Fine. Go on your trip.
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Just make sure he doesn't jump
in the pool unsupervised.
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At least he doesn't take
first dates to the water park
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so he can check out their body
before he Springs for dinner.
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Ooh, this is getting ugly.
We'd better go.
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Like Tim is so romantic.
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He would've taken you
to the water park,
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but you gotta be this tall
to get on the rides.
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Oh, please,
your idea of romance
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is opening the door
to the airplane bathroom.
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A lot of guys wouldn't do that.
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A lot of guys
don't get the chance.
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You're jealous because
you're incapable of having
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a meaningful relationship.
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I'm not willing
to put my life on hold
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just because
someone brings me a bikini.
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That was petty and childish,
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and I will not dignify it
with a response...
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Except to say that the
rolling stones are overrated,
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and you stink at baseball.
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You have bad taste in shoes.
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This is the first real fight
I've had with Caitlin.
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Ever since
she's been dating Tim,
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she's a different person.
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To deal with a woman,
you have to be willing to talk.
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When I was married,
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we always kept
the lines of communication open.
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Sir, your wife left you
without saying "goodbye."
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And then we communicated...
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Through attorneys.
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This is my first real fight
with Charlie.
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Since I've been dating Tim,
he's been a total jerk.
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You know, Caitlin,
when people fight that way,
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it's often a manifestation
of an underlying sexual tension.
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Why do you have to be
such a know-it-all?
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I hate when you interrupt.
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You did the same thing
when I was on the phone.
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It wouldn't be a problem
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if you didn't call
your mom every minute.
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Don't bring my mother
into this!
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Why don't you guys kiss
and get it over with?
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Caitlin's steamed
because she's blowing off work,
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and I called her on it.
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He's steamed because
Tim and I are in a great place,
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and all he has is work.
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I shouldn't let her go
to St. Thomas mad.
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I'll be the bigger person
and apologize.
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It'll drive him nuts
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to have this
hanging over his head
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while I'm in St. Thomas.
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I should just do the right thing
and tell him I'm sorry.
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Your boyfriend's short.
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Bite it!
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Come on, grandma,
put it in drive.
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Hey, knock it off!
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Haven't you ever been
in a police car before?
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Not in the front seat.
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Look at all this cool stuff...
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satellite tracking,
m.D.T., picture of a hooker...
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That's my wife.
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She's a handsome woman.
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Are we there yet?
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For the last time...
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this is a ride-along.
There is no "there."
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Just 40 years
of life-threatening work
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followed by
a lame city pension.
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You comfortable, Mr. Mayor?
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I sure am.
Hey, who's the hooker?
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That's his wife.
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2-income family...
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industrious.
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Boring.
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I bet Carter and Stuart
are seeing more.
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I can't believe Caitlin implied
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that you and I
are like a couple.
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It's ridiculous.
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Can't two guys be friends
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without people getting
the wrong idea?
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Hey, can I have some cocoa?
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Yeah. Yours is the red one,
mine is the blue.
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You have
the right to remain silent.
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I already did that.
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I can't believe
I'm missing "survivor" for this.
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So...
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First time urinating
in an alley?
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You look familiar.
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Did you go to high school
in Wellington?
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Yeah.
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You're Randall Winston.
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Don't you recognize me?
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Chad follansbee.
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My God... follansbee.
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It's been years.
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We had some good times,
didn't we?
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Remember when headmaster o'keefe
was doing that dorm search
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and I slipped that joint
into your pocket?
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Ooh, you saved my butt!
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That was you?
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Whatever happened to you?
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After they found that on me,
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they shipped me off
to reform school.
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By the time I got out,
no decent school would take me.
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Uneducated and alone,
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I slipped into
the dark clutches of crime,
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and I've never been able
to break free.
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Well, enough about the past.
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Possible 1030 in progress.
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Teen spotted with a handgun...
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Unit 8 responding...
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code 3 to that possible 1030.
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Give me a 1020 on some backup.
Over.
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You spend enough time
in one of these,
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you pick stuff up.
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You two stay here.
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I mean it.
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Listen, if you go in,
and there's no robbery,
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would you grab me a lotto ticket
and some maalox?
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Maybe those kids saw something.
Let's go talk to 'em.
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You go on over. I'll stay here.
I'll cover you.
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With what?
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I have
a very high-pitched scream.
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Hey, kid, what are you doin' out
past curfew?
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There's no curfew.
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Don't crack wise with me.
I'm practically a cop.
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What's that in your pocket?
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A milky way.
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Yeah, we'll see about that.
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Hey!
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Chocolate...Nougat...
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All right, this clears.
All right, beat it.
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I don't want to see you
in this neighborhood again.
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We're standing
in front of my building.
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All right, go on in.
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But I'm keeping this
as evidence.
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Hi. Can I ask you guys
some questions?
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You see any suspicious-looking
kids around here?
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Hey, where you goin'?
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Hey, get back here!
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I'm hit!
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This is going to be great.
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We're just going to sit
by the pool
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and drink pi�a coladas
and margaritas
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and gin and "tonicas."
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Come on. I said an English word
like it's Spanish.
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You love that.
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I just feel bad about Charlie.
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You can clear things up
when we get back.
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You're right.
It's gonna be a great vacation.
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I'm gonna get some magazines.
I will meet you on board.
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It has been confirmed
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deputy mayorCharlie Crawford
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was shot tonight
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during a policedrive-along.
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We have no further detailsat this time.
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Oh, my God.
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We've got a gunshot wound
to the chest...
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massive blood loss.
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Prep him for surgery.
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You should stop by my room
for dinner.
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We'll have Salisbury steak,
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peel the lid
off some apple juice...
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Let's just get you into bed.
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Slow down!
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My insurance pays for two days.
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You don't have to rush things.
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Excellent job, Charlie.
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Getting shot
was a stroke of genius.
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I mean,
the press is eating this up,
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and they're off my back
about the crime problem.
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By the way, how are you?
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The bullet grazed my thigh.
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They say
I might experience some aching.
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Ooh, stop.
You're making me queasy.
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Gentlemen...
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We got the surveillance video
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from the apartment building
near the shooting.
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I think
you'll find it interesting.
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I'm hit!
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Kind of grainy.
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Tough to tell what happened.
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Charlie, I'm sorry.
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I hope this doesn't change
your opinion of me.
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Sadly...
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00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,901
No.
259
00:13:08,801 --> 00:13:11,100
That feels great!
260
00:13:13,601 --> 00:13:16,467
I have to go.
Mr. Goldstein needs me.
261
00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:18,534
What does he have that I don't?
262
00:13:18,567 --> 00:13:20,367
Cardiac arrest.
263
00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:29,100
Oh, my God.
264
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:32,534
When I heard what happened,
I got here as fast as I could.
265
00:13:32,567 --> 00:13:34,334
Uh, Caitlin...
save your strength.
266
00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:36,167
I feel horrible
about our fight.
267
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,234
You've been
such a good friend to me,
268
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:39,634
and I acted like an idiot.
269
00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:43,133
Go on.
270
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:45,133
I said that stuff
in the heat of the moment.
271
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:46,334
I was wrong.
272
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,434
I go in and out.
273
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:51,234
What was the last part?
274
00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:52,667
I said I was wrong.
275
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,734
Thank you.
276
00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,901
What about the stones?
277
00:13:56,934 --> 00:14:00,834
They're a great band, Charlie...
maybe the best ever.
278
00:14:00,868 --> 00:14:03,300
If I don't pull through this,
279
00:14:03,334 --> 00:14:06,300
at least I'll know...
You were wrong.
280
00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:09,033
You're gonna make it.
I'm gonna be here with you.
281
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:11,868
You're one of the most important
people in my life.
282
00:14:11,901 --> 00:14:14,033
I am?
283
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,634
Hi, Tim.
284
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,434
Yeah, he seems to be
in a lot of pain.
285
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:28,767
We should just postpone it.
Charlie needs me.
286
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,200
Uh, Caitlin...
287
00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:31,400
that is so selfish.
288
00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:34,234
I won't leave Charlie.
You should be ashamed.
289
00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:35,534
Caitlin...
290
00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:38,200
I am not always running
to his side.
291
00:14:38,234 --> 00:14:40,968
Well, maybe I don't know you,
either.
292
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,501
Just...Go without me.
293
00:14:42,534 --> 00:14:43,834
Uh, Caitlin, please...
294
00:14:43,868 --> 00:14:46,701
oh, great,
now you are upsetting Charlie.
295
00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:49,467
I am hanging up on you.
296
00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:51,367
It turns out
there was a false alarm.
297
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,701
Would you like me to continue
with your massage?
298
00:14:53,734 --> 00:14:57,200
I don't know.
I'm pretty upset right now.
299
00:14:57,234 --> 00:14:59,501
Yes.
300
00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,534
Thank you, sir. Goodbye.
301
00:15:06,567 --> 00:15:08,601
Well...
302
00:15:08,634 --> 00:15:12,100
The police commissioner wants
to keep a lid on this, too.
303
00:15:12,133 --> 00:15:13,434
Apparently,
304
00:15:13,467 --> 00:15:16,634
this isn't officer greenfield's
first screw-up.
305
00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:18,501
I guess he's their...Paul.
306
00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:21,133
A witness has come forward.
307
00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:23,834
We've gotta persuade him
not to go to the press.
308
00:15:23,868 --> 00:15:25,868
Oh, my God, if this guy talks,
309
00:15:25,901 --> 00:15:27,634
I'll be the laughingstock
of the city.
310
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:30,467
Oh, that ship has sailed,
my friend.
311
00:15:36,334 --> 00:15:37,634
Excuse me...
312
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:40,667
Are you dating
Charlie Crawford?
313
00:15:40,701 --> 00:15:41,868
No, why?
314
00:15:41,901 --> 00:15:43,367
We kind of made a connection...
315
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,634
oh, do you always hit on
seriously-injured patients?
316
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:48,767
He has a slight puncture wound.
317
00:15:48,801 --> 00:15:52,234
In fact, he's taking me
to the water park on Thursday.
318
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,067
That jerk lied to me.
319
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,133
Uh, excuse me.
320
00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,400
Um, I need you to do me
a favor.
321
00:16:00,434 --> 00:16:01,634
Are you a doctor?
322
00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,434
No.
I work in the cafeteria.
323
00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:04,734
Close enough.
324
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,601
Chad, it was so great running
into an old Wellington man.
325
00:16:10,634 --> 00:16:12,767
I remember
in our sophomore year,
326
00:16:12,801 --> 00:16:15,234
we did a panty raid
in the girls' dorm,
327
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,334
and Betsy...
328
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:18,000
Lucas.
329
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:21,267
Lucas said that
we wouldn't amount to anything.
330
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:24,133
Well,
if she could see us now.
331
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:26,367
Anyway, I'll buy you a hot dog.
332
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,067
Stuart's bringing in
the witness.
333
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,634
We have to convince him
to keep his mouth shut.
334
00:16:30,667 --> 00:16:33,100
I can't believe
what an inconvenience this is.
335
00:16:33,133 --> 00:16:34,300
Well, maybe next time,
336
00:16:34,334 --> 00:16:36,767
you'll think
before you shoot a co-worker.
337
00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:39,367
It's been several hours.
Will you let it go?
338
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:42,300
And when this guy comes in,
let me do the talking.
339
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,601
You tend to rub people
the wrong way.
340
00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:50,067
So...We meet again.
341
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:54,567
Are you feeling better, Charlie?
Not really.
342
00:16:54,601 --> 00:16:56,167
Don't worry.
343
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,901
I brought in a specialist
to perform the operation.
344
00:16:58,934 --> 00:16:59,901
What operation?
345
00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:01,367
I had a look at your X-ray.
346
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,167
You have a bullet fragment
lodged in your abdomen.
347
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,667
Whoa! The only thing lodged
in my abdomen
348
00:17:06,701 --> 00:17:08,801
is that leathery beef
from lunch.
349
00:17:08,834 --> 00:17:11,267
Leathery?
Why, you ungrateful little...
350
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,501
take it easy...Doctor.
351
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:14,367
We don't want
to upset the patient
352
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,000
before his 10-hour surgery.
353
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:18,767
This is a big mistake.
I feel fine.
354
00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:22,400
Look, I can, uh...
I can make this motion.
355
00:17:22,434 --> 00:17:24,400
Relax.
It's a simple procedure.
356
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:28,567
You might not even lose your
ability to perform sexually.
357
00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:30,300
Mig not?
358
00:17:30,334 --> 00:17:33,267
That's my major hobby.
359
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,534
Don't worry, Charlie,
360
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,467
your sex life will be normal,
361
00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:38,300
with the help
of pumps and pulleys.
362
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:39,767
Pumps and pulleys?
363
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,801
I can barely change a tire.
364
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,667
I want a second opinion.
365
00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:45,434
I can show you
three or four people
366
00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:47,133
who I've performed
this procedure on
367
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:48,801
who've gone on
to live normal lives.
368
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,834
How many of these
have you done?
369
00:17:50,868 --> 00:17:53,200
About 1,000.
370
00:17:53,234 --> 00:17:55,434
Oh, my God.
371
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:58,334
Thank you, doctor.
You've been very helpful.
372
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,601
What was wrong
with your peach cobbler?
373
00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,834
I saw you shoot that guy.
374
00:18:05,868 --> 00:18:07,801
Now you guys
want to keep me quiet?
375
00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:09,200
Well, it's gonna cost you.
376
00:18:09,234 --> 00:18:12,734
Okay, what do you want?
377
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:14,434
A new baseball mitt.
Fine.
378
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,300
A Knicks Jersey.
Okay.
379
00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:18,400
And 1,000 milky ways.
380
00:18:18,434 --> 00:18:21,267
Oh, where we gonna scrape
together that kind of candy?
381
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,100
Kid, you are messing
with the wrong guys.
382
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,400
We could make your life
ver uncomfortable.
383
00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:27,400
Stuart, calm down.
384
00:18:27,434 --> 00:18:29,601
You have high blood pressure.
385
00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:32,501
Stop nagging me about that,
and let me deal with the kid.
386
00:18:32,534 --> 00:18:34,400
Children don't respond
to threats.
387
00:18:34,434 --> 00:18:37,400
What he needs is discipline
and some respect for authority.
388
00:18:37,434 --> 00:18:39,400
Now you sound
just like your father.
389
00:18:39,434 --> 00:18:40,868
Leave my father out of this!
390
00:18:40,901 --> 00:18:42,934
Are you guys, like, married?
391
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,367
Aha!
392
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,133
Welcome back.
393
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:52,667
You're a fast healer.
394
00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:54,601
Yeah, the doctors
had never seen
395
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,767
a mild abrasion scab over
so quickly.
396
00:18:56,801 --> 00:18:59,901
How'd it go with the kid
who saw the shooting?
397
00:18:59,934 --> 00:19:00,968
Uh, it was tough.
398
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,100
There was a lot of whining
and crying
399
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:05,000
and demands for ice cream.
400
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:08,367
But once we got rid of Paul,
it was smooth sailing.
401
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:09,734
Caitlin still mad at me?
402
00:19:09,767 --> 00:19:11,868
She feels better
since she got back at you.
403
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,000
Why would you let her think
you were hurt?
404
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:15,267
I don't know.
405
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,734
At first, I just wanted
to hear her apologize.
406
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:20,601
Then she started telling me
how much I meant to her.
407
00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:22,400
It got really intense.
408
00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:23,968
You think she has feelings
for you?
409
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,100
I was getting all the signals.
410
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:27,434
That can be complicated.
411
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,968
I remember the time
412
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,634
my friend on the wrestling team
asked me to stay late...
413
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,968
so we could...
414
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,734
so we could practice
"pinning techniques."
415
00:19:38,767 --> 00:19:40,834
What happened?
416
00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:44,067
He actually wanted
to practice pinning techniques.
417
00:19:45,667 --> 00:19:48,200
Don't get your signals crossed.
418
00:19:48,234 --> 00:19:50,300
In the past,
if a woman like Caitlin
419
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:52,167
touched me
or even smiled at me,
420
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,868
I'd be all over her.
421
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,934
But we work together.
It wouldn't be good.
422
00:19:55,968 --> 00:19:57,968
So the best thing to do
is be brave,
423
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,334
face the problem head-on.
424
00:19:59,367 --> 00:20:00,400
Hey, Charlie.
425
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:03,934
Ooh, I'm outta here.
426
00:20:03,968 --> 00:20:07,033
Nice prank
with the fake doctor.
427
00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:08,701
When did you figure it out?
428
00:20:08,734 --> 00:20:12,067
When he served me a Reuben
in the cafeteria.
429
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:13,934
I'm sorry
about this whole thing.
430
00:20:13,968 --> 00:20:17,267
It never occurred to me
that you would cancel your trip.
431
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,067
Charlie, I never gave it
a second thought.
432
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,901
Really?
433
00:20:21,934 --> 00:20:23,267
Yes!
434
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,033
You mean a lot to me,
and I don't always show it,
435
00:20:26,067 --> 00:20:27,601
but I think you're amazing.
436
00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,267
Charlie!
437
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,734
Caitlin!
438
00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:39,801
Tim!
439
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,067
I am so sorry.
440
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,968
I acted like
a complete jackass.
441
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,467
I'm sorry, too.
442
00:20:45,501 --> 00:20:47,634
Can we go somewhere and talk?
443
00:20:47,667 --> 00:20:49,567
Sure.
444
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,567
Angie, can you find Paul?
445
00:20:55,601 --> 00:20:59,033
Tell him to get a gun
and get in here.
446
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:04,467
Next time on "spin city"...
447
00:21:04,501 --> 00:21:06,400
You tried to kiss me.
I want to know why.
448
00:21:06,434 --> 00:21:07,901
You tried to kiss Caitlin?
449
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,067
No, and please
don't repeat this.
450
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:11,234
Repeat what?
451
00:21:11,267 --> 00:21:12,934
Charlie tried to kiss Caitlin.
452
00:21:12,968 --> 00:21:15,601
We are not talking about this.
About what?
453
00:21:15,634 --> 00:21:17,601
He made a move on Caitlin
and got slammed.
454
00:21:17,634 --> 00:21:20,767
Ooh! Access denied!
455
00:21:21,567 --> 00:21:23,200
I-I can't do this.
456
00:21:23,234 --> 00:21:25,367
Charlie,
I think you're confused.
457
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,067
What you meant to say was,
"yes, thank you."
458
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,100
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.32741
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