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Maybe we should take a break,
sir.
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We've been at this for hours.
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Charlie, no one ever said
running this city was easy.
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Okay.
Your next piece of fan mail
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comes from Billy klug, age 9.
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"Dear Mr. Mayor,
I'm in the hospital.
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If you sent me your photo,
it would make me happy."
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Hand me a photo.
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I'm gonna sign this one
personally.
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This one is from a 10th-grader
from public school 104.
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I just approved a pay raise
for their teachers.
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"Mr. Mayor,
I think you are more better
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than our last mayor."
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Can we get our money back?
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Oh, I'm sorry about that,
Stuart.
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"Winston...
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The next time I see you,
you are a dead man."
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I said I was sorry.
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It sounds like a death threat.
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"I find your temerity
beyond reproach."
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Well, we know one thing...
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this guy didn't go
to p.S. 104.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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Don't move.
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There's something on that desk.
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Be nice.
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I couldn't leave rags
home today.
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We have a rat problem.
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Yeah, they keep trying
to mate with him.
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His hair looks a little longer.
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Has he been dipping
in your Rogaine?
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These are hair extensions.
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Ready for our meeting
with the baseball guy?
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Yep. Remember,
we just want them to move
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their team to staten island,
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so please don't start
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one of your boring
baseball lectures.
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So this morning when I explained
how expansion is watering down
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major league pitching,
that was boring?
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Sorry to keep you waiting,
Mr. claremont.
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I'm Charlie Crawford.
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Charlie Crawford.
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You look familiar.
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Were you in the service?
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Does community service count?
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You played third base
for weston high school.
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I was a scout back then.
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You got a great memory.
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You had some, uh, pretty good
stats your senior year.
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Did I? Because for me
it was all about the team.
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The fact that I hit .407
with 59 rbis and 12 dingers...
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that was just gravy.
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Charlie, let's focus
on what's important.
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You're right.
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I was also a great fielder.
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I'll come back.
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Well, we'd like to move the team
as soon as possible.
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In fact, we have
a tryout game tomorrow.
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Can anyone try out
for the team?
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Not anyone.
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You need to
have really excelled
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at the high school
and college level.
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Like someone
who was mvp at weston high
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three years running?
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If you're interested
in the tryout,
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I can get you in the game.
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I don't know.
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I'm a very busy man.
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I might be able to clear
some time in the afternoon.
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The game's in the morning.
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Perfect.
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Remember the play I made
to win the championship?
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It was a hot smash
down the third-base line.
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I snared it, came up firing...
do you remember that?
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Good God!
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That was some play, huh?
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No, there's a giant possum
behind us.
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Sorry!
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Why would anyone want
to kill me?
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Public figures are
often targeted by sociopaths.
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Plus you're an easy mark.
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Any guy with half a brain
and a rifle
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could pop your head off
like a coconut.
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Paul, let's switch seats.
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Mr. Mayor, this is Mike viola
from downtown security.
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Thank you, Angie.
Downtown security?
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The mayor hired us
to protect him.
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Your bodyguard would take
a bullet for me. True?
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Yes, sir.
Excellent.
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Less excellent for you.
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Now, our first order
of business
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is to assign you all
code names.
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Mr. Mayor,
you're silver fox.
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Nice.
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Mr. bondek,
you're lone wolf.
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Sweet.
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What's mine?
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Your code name is flapjack.
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Flapjack?! How come they get
cool names... I get flapjack?!
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They're randomly assigned.
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All my life I've been stuck
with lousy nicknames.
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In high school
I was called buttcake.
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Please, I'm begging you...
anything but flapjack.
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Viola to command center.
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Mr. lassiter's code name
is no longer flapjack.
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Thank you it's now buttcake.
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Where the hell were you?
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I have been waiting
for 45 minutes.
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I was down in accounting.
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You know those bean counters.
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All they understand
is brute force.
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I was at the batting cages.
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Well, now that you're here,
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I want to show you some research
that I did on the stadium.
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I've gathered all the figures,
and if you look at this...
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I'm Bob costas, and, folks,this is it...
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world series, game 7,all tied up, bottom of the 9th.
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At the plate,Charlie Crawford...
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all-star game mvp,golden glove winner,
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and occasional backup guitaristfor the rolling stones.
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It's interesting to note
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that Crawford has dedicatedthis game to his girlfriends,
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Elle MacPhersonand Gwyneth paltrow.
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Here's the pitch.
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Swing and a long drive,way back and gone...
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a home run!
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Charlie Crawfordhas won the world series
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for the New York Yankees.
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What a fitting endto a stellar season.
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You know, a lot of eyebrowswere raised
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when this handsome devil
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broke the billion-dollarsalary mark,
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but I sayhe's worth every penny.
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Yah!
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Hyah!
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Yah!
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Yah!
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Aaaaaaah!
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Hyah!
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Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
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Charlie...
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Hyah!
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Yeah, that's the best research
I've ever seen.
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Focus. We have that stadium
meeting first thing tomorrow.
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Oh, about that...
would it be cool if I skipped it
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and tried out for
a minor-league baseball team?
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Sure, fine.
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Why not?
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In fact, I'll skip
the meeting, too,
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so I can fly to L.A.
And become a laker girl.
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This is important.
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Is this some sort
of midlife crisis?
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Why can't you just go bald
and buy a Porsche
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like normal men?
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Look, growing up,
I was the best ballplayer
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my high school had ever seen.
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Didn't you go to the same school
as Reggie Jackson?
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He didn't have my flair.
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Anyway, my coach
pulled some strings
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and got me a pro tryout.
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I was gonna blow
everybody away.
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But when I got down there,
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I couldn't believe
the caliber of talent.
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So I lost my nerve and walked
straight into the nearest bar.
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That's terrible.
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Not really.
It was nickel beer night.
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I meant quitting.
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Not a week goes by
that I don't think, "what if."
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That's why I have to do this,
Caitlin.
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I gotta put this behind me.
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I just wanna go out there
and just get one hit.
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I understand.
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I know what it's like
to have an unfulfilled dream.
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Laker girl?
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I had
more spirit than they ever knew.
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The mayor's approval rating
is up
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with the elderly and women.
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But if you look
at the next chart,
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one thing becomes obvious.
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It's obvious Paul was the least
popular guy at hedonism.
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All right, Stuart...
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Where'd you get the picture?
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Hey, it's not my fault
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you left your vacation slides
locked in your desk.
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Stuart, I'm very disappointed
with you.
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Thank you, sir.
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I would rather have seen the one
of Paul's hula lesson.
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Sir, give me some credit.
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Excuse me, Stuart.
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I refuse to stay here
and be humiliated.
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Buttcake on the move.
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Mr. lassiter, after a security
review of city hall,
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we determined
that being press secretary
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puts you at a very high risk.
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Oh, great... like my day
hasn't been bad enough.
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We've decided,
if you would like,
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that we will provide you
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with your own
personal security guard.
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My own personal security guard
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that would protect me
from anyone?
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That's correct, sir.
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Yes, I think I'd like that.
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Hi. I'm trying to find
a pitcher named Carson.
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Yeah, he's in the locker room.
Just look for number 33.
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Hi. Um...
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Which one of you is Carson?
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I mean the real Carson.
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I'm carrying his baby.
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Look, it's not that
the night we spent together
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wasn't special...
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I'm not pregnant.
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Oh, thank God.
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You're pitching today, right?
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I need you to take it easy
on one of the batters.
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I don't do that.
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You know, you're really cute.
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Who's the guy?
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Paul, did you just kick me?
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Why, yes, I did.
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Who's this guy?
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Vince is my new
personal security guard.
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He's a former green beret
and has a black belt in karate.
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Is there a problem here,
Mr. lassiter?
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I'm not sure.
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Is there a problem, Stuart?
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Heh heh. No.
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No problem here...
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just talking with
my good buddy Paul.
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Vince...
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Ow! Make him stop!
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That's enough for now.
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How'd you get the pitcher
to agree
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to take it easy on Charlie?
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I just promised I'd attend
his next game...And his prom.
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What makes you think
he'll actually do it?
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Just a hunch.
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Way to go, Charlie!
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You the man!
Whoo!
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Oh, this is fantastic.
Charlie got his hit.
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Now he can forget about baseball
and move on.
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Ha ha ha!
I am so making this team!
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So, what are you wearing
to the prom?
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Hey.
It's my good buddy Carter
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and his trusty...
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All right, what is this thing?
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Rags is a rare,
prizewinning breed.
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He's 1/2 schnauzer,
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a 1/4 bichon, 3/5 cockapoo,
1/5 shih tzu,
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and 1/5...Woodchuck.
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You're in a pretty good mood.
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And why shouldn't I be?
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As of today, I am a legitimate
major league prospect.
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Charlie,
it was just one home run.
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One home run
off their top draft pick.
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That guy's gonna be throwing
for the Yankees next year.
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If I do well in the next game,
who knows?!
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I could make the team.
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I love this little guy.
260
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,667
Here. He might need this.
261
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,701
Caitlin...
You gotta tell Charlie
262
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,400
that pitcher
wasn't really trying.
263
00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:25,234
He's getting
completely carried away.
264
00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,467
How do you tell a man
his dream is over?
265
00:13:27,501 --> 00:13:29,567
If memory serves, you tell him,
266
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,767
"you can't sing,
you can't dance,
267
00:13:31,801 --> 00:13:34,167
and you look lousy
in that cat suit."
268
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,634
Hey, Stuart...
269
00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:43,133
Did you finish proofreading
my press release?
270
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:44,334
Yes.
271
00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:47,367
All right.
Run down to Richie's deli...
272
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,434
pick me up
a tuna salad sandwich.
273
00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:53,934
Oh, make sure you pick out
all the celery bits.
274
00:13:53,968 --> 00:13:57,767
Paul...One day
you are going to pay for this.
275
00:13:57,801 --> 00:14:00,400
Oh, I'm shaking in my shoes...
276
00:14:00,434 --> 00:14:02,601
the ones you just shined.
277
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:05,434
Oh, hey!
Did you guys hear the news?!
278
00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:07,067
It turns out
this threat against me
279
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,033
was nothing but a prank
by a couple of kids.
280
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:10,567
Can you believe that?
281
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:13,901
The good news is we don't need
the security any longer,
282
00:14:13,934 --> 00:14:15,601
so thanks, guys, very much.
283
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,868
Mr. Mayor...
Mr. Mayor!
284
00:14:24,901 --> 00:14:28,167
Mr. Mayor, couldn't we just keep
on a few security guards,
285
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,467
just for good luck?
286
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:32,300
There's no need as long as
I'm out of danger, Paul.
287
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,534
"Mr. Mayor...
You will soon be dead
288
00:14:39,567 --> 00:14:42,868
because I'm going to chop
your head off."
289
00:14:48,234 --> 00:14:50,934
I am a genius.
290
00:14:55,901 --> 00:14:59,200
If anyone's car is parked
behind center field,
291
00:14:59,234 --> 00:15:01,334
you might want to move it now.
292
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:05,400
Looks like Charlie's
on his own.
293
00:15:05,434 --> 00:15:07,434
Couldn't make another deal
with the pitcher?
294
00:15:07,467 --> 00:15:08,767
He's back with his girlfriend.
295
00:15:08,801 --> 00:15:10,334
All right, kid.
296
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:12,968
Throw me that weak-ass...
Strike one!
297
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,234
What the hell was that?
298
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,868
Okay.I got caught off guard.
299
00:15:19,901 --> 00:15:23,701
Dig in...Head down...Watch it.
300
00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:25,100
Watch it.
301
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:28,934
Strike two!
302
00:15:30,434 --> 00:15:33,634
He wasn't throwing this hard
yesterday.
303
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,200
Your hot friend
told him not to.
304
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,667
What?
305
00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:38,200
She said she'd go
on a date with him
306
00:15:38,234 --> 00:15:39,934
if he served you
a couple meatballs.
307
00:15:39,968 --> 00:15:42,400
I'm gonna strike out like Paulat a nightclub.
308
00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,334
You played this gamefor 20 years.
309
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:45,834
You know how to get on base.
310
00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:52,067
Dead ball!
Take your base!
311
00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:56,667
Oh, man, that hurt.
312
00:15:56,701 --> 00:16:00,334
I still havethree more at-bats.
313
00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:03,267
Hey, Stuart.
What you eating?
314
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:05,701
Corned beef on rye.
315
00:16:05,734 --> 00:16:10,868
Hmm. Looks good.
316
00:16:10,901 --> 00:16:14,534
You realize your thug isn't here
to protect you anymore.
317
00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:23,968
Angie, call an ambulance.
318
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,968
Tell them someone got thrown out
a window two minutes from now.
319
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,634
Hey, have you heard?!
320
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,367
I got
another threatening letter.
321
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,801
Sir, that's terrible.
322
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,133
Welcome back, Vince.
323
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:38,067
Does this look familiar,
Mr. lassiter?
324
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,501
No, no, not really.
325
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,534
Look what we found
on the letter, sir.
326
00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:48,901
I hate to say this, Paul,
327
00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:52,534
but your wanting to kill me
may color my judgment
328
00:16:52,567 --> 00:16:53,834
come bonus time.
329
00:16:53,868 --> 00:16:54,834
Sir, I'm sorry.
330
00:16:54,868 --> 00:16:57,067
I never meant
to chop your head off.
331
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,300
It's just that Stuart's been
picking on me a lot lately,
332
00:17:00,334 --> 00:17:03,634
and having a security guard
allowed me to stand up to him.
333
00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:06,868
You know, when I was
in the 10th grade,
334
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:10,601
there was a bully
who wouldn't leave me alone.
335
00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:14,100
For six months
I lived in fear of this guy,
336
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:18,033
and then one day I mustered up
all of my courage,
337
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:20,267
and I put an end to it.
How?
338
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,467
I had my dad buy him
a new pair of skis.
339
00:17:25,734 --> 00:17:28,167
In hindsight, I wish I hadn't.
340
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:31,200
I wish I had looked him
straight in the eye
341
00:17:31,234 --> 00:17:32,501
and said...
342
00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:35,367
"I have one thing
to say to you...
343
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:39,501
I will not...Be...
Pushed...Around."
344
00:17:39,534 --> 00:17:40,534
Thank you, sir.
345
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,601
That's just
what I needed to hear.
346
00:17:42,634 --> 00:17:45,601
That's my boy.
Go get 'em!
347
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:53,400
Stuart, I've got one thing
to say to you...
348
00:17:53,434 --> 00:17:56,601
what kind of skis do you like?
349
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,801
So, how you doing?
350
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:06,033
How do you think I'm doing?
351
00:18:06,067 --> 00:18:08,367
I got hit by a pitch,
made three errors,
352
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,868
and the crowd is booing me.
353
00:18:09,901 --> 00:18:12,968
They're not booing you,
Charlie.
354
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,834
They're saying,
"Charlie-e-e-e-o-o-o-ooh!"
355
00:18:16,868 --> 00:18:20,033
I think I did hear
one guy booing.
356
00:18:20,067 --> 00:18:22,300
I'm gonna go talk to him.
357
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,467
Look on the bright side.
358
00:18:24,501 --> 00:18:28,300
At least you got
that great hit yesterday.
359
00:18:28,334 --> 00:18:29,501
Not really.
360
00:18:29,534 --> 00:18:31,234
I know about you
and that pitcher.
361
00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:33,901
First he blows me off
for the prom,
362
00:18:33,934 --> 00:18:35,634
and now he tells on me?!
363
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:37,033
Thanks a lot, Caitlin.
364
00:18:37,067 --> 00:18:38,534
You made me look
like a real idiot.
365
00:18:38,567 --> 00:18:40,300
I was just trying to help you.
366
00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:42,634
I knew how important
this was to you,
367
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:45,100
and I didn't want you to be
disappointed.
368
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:47,734
Well, I've had
enough humiliation for one day.
369
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,067
I'm getting outta here.
370
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,834
So you're just gonna walk away?
371
00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,934
Actually, I could use a ride.
372
00:18:52,968 --> 00:18:55,934
Maybe you can go flash
a cabby for me.
373
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,801
Charlie, you can't leave.
374
00:18:57,834 --> 00:19:00,934
You owe it to yourself
to finish the game.
375
00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:02,434
Because if I don't,
376
00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:05,601
I'll be quitting like I did
in high school, right?
377
00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:08,767
No, because I don't want
to hear you whining,
378
00:19:08,801 --> 00:19:11,400
"if only I had taken
that last at-bat.
379
00:19:11,434 --> 00:19:12,767
Wah-hah, boo-hoo."
380
00:19:12,801 --> 00:19:16,000
That's less inspiring.
381
00:19:16,033 --> 00:19:18,033
All you wanted was one hit,
right?
382
00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:20,601
Yeah.
383
00:19:20,634 --> 00:19:22,200
So go do it.
384
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,434
You want it in the thigh
or the chest?
385
00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,734
Safe!
386
00:20:16,033 --> 00:20:17,334
Ha ha! Yes!
387
00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:18,801
Ha ha ha ha!
388
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:21,601
You're outta there!
Game over!
389
00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:32,033
Congratulations.
390
00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:33,601
You got your hit.
391
00:20:33,634 --> 00:20:35,434
Yeah. I guess I did.
392
00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:36,968
Are you ready to go?
393
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,667
No, you guys go ahead.
I'm gonna grab my gear.
394
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:49,968
Number 79...
395
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,667
Third baseman...
396
00:20:52,701 --> 00:20:55,501
Charlie Crawford.
397
00:21:04,601 --> 00:21:08,100
So Charlie got to live out
his fantasy.
398
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,033
Hey, you think dogs
have fantasies?
399
00:21:10,067 --> 00:21:11,067
I don't know.
400
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,934
Do you have a fantasy, boy?
401
00:21:12,968 --> 00:21:14,501
Do you have a fantasy?
402
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,133
Oh, that's a good boy.
403
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:18,767
You're just the best boy,
aren't you?
404
00:21:18,801 --> 00:21:21,067
Who is the most handsome dogin the entire world?
405
00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,234
Who is he?Is that you?
406
00:21:23,267 --> 00:21:25,434
Is that you, my little baby?
407
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:29,601
Oh, yes, you aremy little baby.
408
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,100
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.29507
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