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Here he is.
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Stuart, a couple of things.
Item one...
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the mayor's daughter
is in town for a visit.
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She's hot...
s-mokin' hot.
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Which brings us to item two...
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stay away from her.
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He said if you make any advances
on her, he'll have you neutered.
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Worth it.
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Good morning, everyone!
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Sir.
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Bondek!
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Got it... neutered.
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Attaboy!
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I got Meg this unicorn...
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a sort of pre-emptive
peace offering.
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Whenever she comes to visit,
we always end up fighting.
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Sir, you have to remember, Meg
is not a little girl anymore.
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Hi, daddy!
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No, she's not.
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Meg!
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Charlie Crawford.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
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The pleasure's all mine.
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How's the woman
you're dating exclusively?
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She's fine.
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Hey, Caitlin!
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Ohhh!
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I'm so excited.
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I get you all to myself
for the entire weekend!
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Hey, babe.
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Mmmmmm.
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What's that?
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This is my boyfriend... Trent.
He'll be staying with us.
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Hey!
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Come on, I'll show you around.
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Think he's really upset?
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I'm thinking "yes."
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Thanks for taking me
to the batting cages, Charlie.
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Sorry I got more hits than you.
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You're the one that turned it
into a competition.
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I was just trying to have fun.
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I wish I could date somebody
I could do guy things with.
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I had that thought
when I was 17.
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Hey, Charlie, we're going out
to shoot some pool tonight.
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Sounds great.
What do you think?
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Actually, I was hoping
we could see a movie.
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But if you'd rather play pool
with your friends, go ahead.
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Pool it is.
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You are the best.
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I have to grab my briefcase.
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Isn't she great? I can totally
be myself around her.
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Charlie, you can play pool.
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Wake up. She wants you
to take her to the movies.
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You are not a smart man.
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You guys are giving me
dating advice?
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Let's break this down...
wife left you to become a nun...
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last relationship ended
when you ran out of quarters...
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and gay.
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Well, you know, Charlie,
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I think moe, Larry, and curly
are right.
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You're curly.
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When you said it was okay
I go out with the guys,
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you meant that, right?
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If that's what you want,
you should do it.
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Have fun.
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She doesn't want me to have fun,
does she?
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Thanks for being here
to help me with Meg.
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There's something
about her new boyfriend
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that makes me want to, um...
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Kill him with my bare hands.
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Sir, if you want Meg's visit
to go well,
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you have to be open-minded.
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Do me a favor...
if I start to lose my cool,
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just give me a kick
under the table.
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Hi.
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Sorry we're late.
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Maybe you should invest
in a watch.
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Ow!
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So, Meg,
where did you and Trent meet?
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At school.
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So, you go to Harvard?
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He doesn't actually go there.
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He, uh...Operates
a delivery business on campus.
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Really?
What do you deliver?
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Depends on
what you're in the mood for.
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So, Meg...
How's law school?
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I'm quitting.
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We're gonna backpack
through central America.
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I have some business associates
down there.
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You're not going
with this punk!
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Ow!
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- This burnout!
- Ow!
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Other shin, please.
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This loser!
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Owww! Thank you!
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Thanks for skipping pool
tonight.
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Ah, relationships
are all about compromise.
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Besides, I love dame judi dench,
and I love victorian costumes,
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so...I'm in heaven here.
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I am definitelysleeping through this.
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Hey, it's Charlie and Julia.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Carter won the game
so he picked the movie.
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I know Matthew Drakeis a wealthy barrister,
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but my heart belongs to sergei,the stableboy.
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That is so beautiful.
That is so beautiful.
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So marry the rich guy
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and doink the stableboy
on the side.
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That's not funny.
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Yes, it is.
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I know.
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- You will marry- Matthew Drake...
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no ifs, ands, or buts.
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He said "butts"!
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He said "butts"!
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Hey, you wanna sneak into
a movie where things blow up?
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Yeah, come on,
let's get outta here.
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Thank God we don't have to
put up with them
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for the next 31/2 hours.
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Oh, man.
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That is a lot of judi dench.
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Hey, Stuart.
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I'm not
supposed to talk to you.
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That's too bad.
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I'm not even
supposed to look at you.
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Oops.
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Hey, Meg.
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Your father
wanted me to talk to you
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about dropping out
of law school.
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What's there to talk about?
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He thinks you should graduate
before you travel
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so you have something
to fall back on.
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What's wrong with having fun
and living in the moment?
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Nothing, but...
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I'm sure you had wild times
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before you settled
into your career, right?
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Um...No.
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I don't want to be
one of those people
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stuck in a library,
studying five hours a night.
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Sometimes six.
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Sitting there
with my face in a book
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while my friends
are seeing radiohead.
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Springsteen.
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You say you're gonna do
these fun things later,
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but you know what?
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You never do.
You never do.
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I want to dance all night
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and watch the sunrise
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from the top
of the empire state building.
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Yes! I want to do that!
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Then let's do it!
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A book.
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Tiny, tiny...
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Small animal!
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Squirrel!
No... chipmunk!
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Come on, Charlie! Guess!
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"Of mice and men."
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You got it!
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Outstanding, Charlie! Where did
you learn to play charades?
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Where everyone learns...
on the streets.
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Way to go, honey.
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So, what do you think
of "couples night"?
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Three words...
I love it.
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, Stuart.
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You got what?
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Four tickets
to tonight's Knicks game!
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I can't go.
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I'm playing charades.
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Dude...
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I know.
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If you change your mind I'll
leave your ticket at will call.
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Now it's time to play
"if the hat fits..."
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You put on a hat, and then
you act out its personality.
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I'll go first.
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All right.
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Okay, um...
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Here's how you get Capone...
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he pulls a knife,
you pull a gun.
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He sends one of yours
to the hospital,
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you send one of his
to the morgue.
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Outstanding!
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Okay, Charlie, it's your turn.
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Come on!
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Come on.
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Uh-oh!
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Oh! Oh! Ohhhh!
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What is it?
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Stomach flu.
It's going around.
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I hadn't heard.
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I'm starting it.
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Charlie,
do you want to lie down?
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Uh, no, no. I should probably
just head home.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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Here you go, Doug.
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Make me proud.
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* la cucaracha,
la cucaracha *
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* la la la la la la la la *
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okay...
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This is
"guy going to a Knicks game."
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Everything okay, sir?
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Oh, Meg didn't come home
last night.
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Carter, have you ever
stayed up till dawn
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worrying, pacing,
waiting for the phone to ring?
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Well, in high school,
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my brother was in
a boating accident...
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Angie, have you ever
stayed up till dawn
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worrying, pacing,
waiting for the phone to ring?
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No, but that must be
very difficult.
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Thank you.
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Let's see, um,
I was dancing on the bar,
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and that's the last time
I remember having my bra.
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There you are! Young lady,
I have been worried sick!
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I am very disappointed in you!
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I work my butt off around here!
I deserve a night out!
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Not you!
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Dad, I am 25 years old.
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If I want to go out and have
a good time, I'm gonna do it.
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Sir, Meg's a smart woman.
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If she doesn't
have some fun now,
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she'll wind up regretting it
later.
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I see what's going on here.
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You're on pot.
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So...I heard
you're going nuts.
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Talking to Meg, I realize
she has a freedom that I envy.
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I mean, my whole life
is on a schedule.
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So I decided to have
a girls' night out.
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What'd you do, watch "grease"
and paint your toenails?
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We were crazy.
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And for your information,
I'm not wearing a bra.
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Great Knicks game, huh?
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry if I embarrassed you
with that screaming.
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I'm just a huge fan.
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My fault. I shouldn't have
pointed out Barry manilow.
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Charlie?
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How are you feeling?
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Terrible.
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I'll probably have to skip
tomorrow's pottery class.
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The doctor said I shouldn't go
anywhere near a kiln.
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Why don't you go
into your office?
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I'll make you some tea.
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Hey, Carter! That was
some Knicks game last night.
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I'm glad
Charlie bagged that yawn-fest
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and decided to join...
what?
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Not Charlie Crawford!
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Ah ha ha!
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No, Charlie, um...
Uh, uh, mug-stapler-Stein.
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I gotta go.
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You poor thing.
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Why don't you sit down?
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I feel so badly
that you have the flu.
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Is there anything else
I can get you?
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Maybe some crackers.
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Could you put them
on top of a bowl of chili?
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Charlie, I know you went
to the Knicks game last night.
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I might have.
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I was delirious. I didn't
know what in hell I was doing.
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If you didn't want to hang out
with me last night,
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why didn't you just tell me?
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I'm just not used to
"couples night"
262
00:12:28,901 --> 00:12:30,100
and playing charades.
263
00:12:30,133 --> 00:12:32,901
Is it wrong that I'd rather
be at a Knicks game
264
00:12:32,934 --> 00:12:35,801
than shimmying around
with a fruit salad on my head?
265
00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,767
I'll admit, for a first-timer,
you pulled a rough hat.
266
00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:44,534
Look, maybe...We've been moving
a little too fast.
267
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:47,734
Why don't we spend
the next couple of days apart?
268
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,434
When you say
"spend them apart,"
269
00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:51,334
you really mean
"spend them together."
270
00:12:51,367 --> 00:12:53,667
That's that whole
"opposite" thing you do, right?
271
00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:54,868
No.
272
00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:57,067
Which means "yes."
273
00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:02,434
I think I'm getting this.
274
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,901
For the first time in weeks,
I get to be out with the guys,
275
00:13:07,934 --> 00:13:09,067
doing whatever I want.
276
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,934
So, gentlemen,
let's make it count.
277
00:13:10,968 --> 00:13:13,067
Yeah! Yeah!
We're with you!
278
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:14,400
You're the man!
279
00:13:14,434 --> 00:13:16,334
One more of these margaritas,
280
00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:19,300
and that guy's gonna start
looking like Brad pitt.
281
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:24,067
What, I have to be straight
to party?
282
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,367
Aaaah!
Yeah!
283
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,267
Dude! Dude!
He's a wild man!
284
00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,968
Check this out.
I saw this in college.
285
00:13:35,467 --> 00:13:37,434
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
286
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:38,601
Yes!
All right!
287
00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,767
Look at that stiff over there.
288
00:13:41,801 --> 00:13:43,133
Can you imagine?
289
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:46,901
Being stuck with the same woman
day and night.
290
00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:48,033
Sharing a life together.
291
00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:50,400
Why can't that be me?
292
00:13:50,434 --> 00:13:52,734
Whoa!
What's happening here?
293
00:13:52,767 --> 00:13:54,267
Let's have a toast.
294
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,200
Claudia used to make me toast.
295
00:13:57,234 --> 00:13:59,901
Hey, guys, remember this?
296
00:14:04,901 --> 00:14:07,400
It's not the same.
297
00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:11,501
You know what
I've always wanted to do?
298
00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:12,767
Kiss a complete stranger.
299
00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,534
Then do it!
Right now?
300
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:15,901
Sure, it's easy. Watch.
301
00:14:15,934 --> 00:14:17,300
Uh...
302
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,133
Here I go.
303
00:14:32,801 --> 00:14:34,000
I'm Caitlin.
304
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,934
I'm John.
305
00:14:35,968 --> 00:14:37,334
This is my wife... Judy.
306
00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:45,767
I am so sorry!
307
00:14:48,968 --> 00:14:52,701
Congratulations!
308
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:58,634
* I want to know what love is *
309
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:03,767
* I want you to show me
310
00:15:03,801 --> 00:15:08,501
* I want to feel what love is
311
00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:12,934
* I know you can show me
312
00:15:12,968 --> 00:15:14,400
how's "guys' night"?
313
00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:15,534
It's great.
314
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:18,200
Next time, I may bring
actual guys.
315
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:20,367
That's okay. You can party
with me and Meg.
316
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,434
I'm really not in the mood
to party tonight.
317
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,133
That's cool, Charlie.
318
00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,367
Big...Wussy.
319
00:15:31,334 --> 00:15:33,667
It's funny how fate
brings people together.
320
00:15:33,701 --> 00:15:35,000
You're alone. I'm alone.
321
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:37,701
For once, my father
isn't looking over my shoulder.
322
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,501
Hello?
323
00:15:42,801 --> 00:15:46,467
I realize I can't
order you back to school.
324
00:15:46,501 --> 00:15:48,033
You're a grown woman...
325
00:15:48,067 --> 00:15:50,801
a grown woman
who could use one of these.
326
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:53,434
Is that the behavior
of a normal man?
327
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:55,868
It's the behavior of a man
who cares about you.
328
00:15:55,901 --> 00:15:58,000
I think you're trying
to hurt your father
329
00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,701
by dropping out of school
and having a loser boyfriend.
330
00:16:00,734 --> 00:16:02,300
Believe me, I've been there.
331
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:04,067
You dropped out of school?
332
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:07,868
No, I was the loser boyfriend.
333
00:16:11,234 --> 00:16:13,968
I-I-I'm sorry, Meg.
I can't do this.
334
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,634
Come on, Charlie,
let's have fun.
335
00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:18,934
My friend's having a party.
After that, who knows?
336
00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:21,968
Meg, you're very attractive,
but I have a girlfriend.
337
00:16:22,968 --> 00:16:24,634
I have a girlfriend.
338
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:28,033
If you knew me,
you'd be surprised, too.
339
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,267
I'm sorry.
340
00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:32,167
I saw that kiss, Crawford!
341
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,667
I'm calling you out!
342
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,300
Bondek, hold my mink.
343
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,300
Hi, guys.
344
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,367
Charlie.
345
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,767
I know we're supposed
to be apart,
346
00:16:44,801 --> 00:16:46,267
but I had to see you.
347
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,467
We're in the middle
of making Sushi.
348
00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:50,200
And nobody called me?
349
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:54,067
Charlie, can I talk to you
a second?
350
00:16:58,501 --> 00:16:59,701
What's going on?
351
00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:01,834
I had this great moment
at the bar,
352
00:17:01,868 --> 00:17:04,267
and I couldn't wait
to tell you about it.
353
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,968
I was kissing
the mayor's daughter,
354
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,734
but all I could think about
was you.
355
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:10,200
You were...Kissing
the mayor's daughter?
356
00:17:10,234 --> 00:17:12,901
You're focusing
on the wrong part.
357
00:17:12,934 --> 00:17:16,501
I am ready to be in an actual
relationship with you.
358
00:17:16,534 --> 00:17:19,000
I'm willing to play
couple's games
359
00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:21,901
and go to foreign movies
and make Sushi.
360
00:17:21,934 --> 00:17:24,334
Charlie, we both know
that's not you.
361
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:25,834
It is now.
362
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:28,901
I'm tired of the partying
and the women and the craziness.
363
00:17:28,934 --> 00:17:30,834
I've had enough fun.
364
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:35,601
Now I want to be with you.
365
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,267
What I'm saying is,
I'm ready to commit.
366
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,267
Well...
367
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,367
I'm not.
368
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:47,534
I don't mean to be critical,
but you're killing the moment.
369
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:51,534
It's great that you're ready
for a relationship, but...
370
00:17:51,567 --> 00:17:53,367
You're breaking up with me.
371
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,133
I'm sorry.
372
00:17:57,734 --> 00:18:00,801
Well...Looks like I won't be
seeing you guys anymore.
373
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:03,701
So I guess there's only
one thing left to say...
374
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:07,067
Doug, your hat game sucks.
375
00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,467
Dad...
We have to talk.
376
00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:18,767
I've been thinking about
what you said before.
377
00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:20,467
I knew you'd come around.
378
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,000
How can I make you understand?
379
00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:27,834
I'm not going back
to law school.
380
00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:29,334
I thought we had a plan!
381
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:31,901
You were gonna get a law degree,
become a d.A.,
382
00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:33,868
marry chip Henderson
from the club.
383
00:18:33,901 --> 00:18:35,501
Chip is gay!
384
00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:39,467
In marriage,
we all make compromises.
385
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:40,934
I get one life.
386
00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:43,334
And I want to live it
my own way.
387
00:18:43,367 --> 00:18:45,601
I guess it's just hard
for me to accept
388
00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:47,033
that you're all grown-up.
389
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,634
Seems like only yesterday
I was making you laugh
390
00:18:51,667 --> 00:18:53,067
by doing my silly face.
391
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:55,367
That was yesterday.
392
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,667
From now on, I promise you,
393
00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:00,868
I will try to let you
live your own life.
394
00:19:00,901 --> 00:19:03,701
I hope you don't mind...
I bought you a little gift.
395
00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:04,801
Here.
396
00:19:04,834 --> 00:19:08,367
Oh, daddy. Thank you.
397
00:19:09,868 --> 00:19:12,534
I love it.
398
00:19:15,534 --> 00:19:18,868
Guess I'm letting
my little girl go, huh?
399
00:19:22,434 --> 00:19:24,167
Ahh.
400
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,968
She's in the hallway,
going down the stairwell.
401
00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:48,334
Fox one, this is papa bear.
402
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:51,200
Goldilocks has left the cottage.
403
00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:52,901
If it makes you feel
any better,
404
00:19:52,934 --> 00:19:56,300
I'm sure Julia feels
just as bad as you.
405
00:19:56,334 --> 00:20:00,000
She's probably alone,
vulnerable, desperate.
406
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,534
Is she listed?
407
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:06,167
I guess there's no point
in crying in my beer.
408
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,734
I mean, hey, I gave it a shot.
409
00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:12,334
That's the last time
I ever want to hear "shot."
410
00:20:12,367 --> 00:20:16,634
Or "shooters" or "free drinks
for the blonde with no bra."
411
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,968
Now you know what it
takes to be in a relationship.
412
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,267
Maybe next time
things will be different.
413
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:26,634
What about you? You decide
to abandon your schedule?
414
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,601
No, from now on,
every day from 12:00 to 12:15,
415
00:20:29,634 --> 00:20:31,400
it's "unsupervised playtime."
416
00:20:31,434 --> 00:20:33,567
You are a wild woman.
417
00:20:33,601 --> 00:20:36,701
Well, I guess it's time
to call it a night.
418
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,067
I don't wanna go home.
419
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,133
Me either.
420
00:20:39,167 --> 00:20:40,167
Okay.
421
00:20:43,334 --> 00:20:46,634
So, what do you want to do?
422
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,167
I don't know.
423
00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:54,467
* I want to know what love is
424
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:58,934
* I want you to show me
425
00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:01,734
* I want to feel what love is
426
00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:13,033
Charlie's office!
I knew it!
427
00:21:15,868 --> 00:21:17,968
Stuart! Where did you get
that bracelet?!
428
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,601
Meg gave it to me. She said
you wanted me to have it.
429
00:21:23,133 --> 00:21:26,133
Still wearing the earrings.
430
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,100
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.30126
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