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What charity's this for, again?
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Help the children,
help the dolphins,
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help... help me, Rhonda.
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It's a charity fashion show.
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I think
we came in the wrong way.
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How can it be wrong
when it feels so right?
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Here, Charlie, have some gum.
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We can't let our breath
hold us back.
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Careful waving that around.
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These girls look hungry.
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Yeah, stick with me.
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You might get to meet
one of these lovely ladies.
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I'm counting on you, sir.
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Why, that...
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that woman's dress
is awfully sheer.
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She's not wearing a dress.
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My hair! It's ruined!
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It's not ruined.
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I'll fix it.
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Uh, uh...
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No it's ruined.
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I can't believe that model
is gonna sue the mayor.
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I mean, all he did is put
a little gum in her hair.
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Caitlin, Tatiana's hair
is her trademark.
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Without it, she's just
another $10,000-a-day supermodel
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who will try her hand at acting
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and eventually
marry rod Stewart.
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We've gotta find the mayor
a good lawyer.
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I already got one...
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my old college buddy, Scott.
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He's on his way in.
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Is being your college buddy
his only credential?
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Well, he was my frat's
official kegmaster.
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Angie, cancel my call
to f. Lee Bailey.
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You've got the kegmaster.
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This guy is a great lawyer.
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In two years, he made partner
at a top Washington law firm.
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I hate lawyers.
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They always give you
false promises like,
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"they don't have
a case, Stuart."
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"Those charges won't stick,
Stuart."
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If you say he's good,
I'll trust you.
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Don't worry about
all that kegmaster stuff.
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That was a long time ago.
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Hey, hey!
How's it goin', mullet head?
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Not bad, you big sack of dirt.
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I forgot to tell you...
your friend Scott is here.
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Thanks, Angie.
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Hah!
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Hah! Hah! Hah!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Scott, this is Caitlin Moore.
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Nice to meet you.
A handshake will be fine.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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I cannot believe
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that you are
the deputy mayor of New York.
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Six months ago, I was
talking you out of streaking
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across the white house lawn.
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You were the voice of reason
that night.
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It was such a better idea
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to streak through
the Lincoln memorial.
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I'll talk to you later,
Charlie.
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Ugh!
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What was that?
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Isn't that what we were doing?
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No? No.
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You dog.
What?
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You've slept with her,
haven't you?
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No, but she treats me
like I have.
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So you wouldn't mind
if I made a run at her?
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You? With Caitlin?
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Good luck.
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She digs chicks?
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No, she likes guys.
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Then I'm in.
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Guys who are open,
sensitive, and honest.
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I could fake that.
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Hey, Paul.
How's the coffee today?
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Paul, you're in another world.
What's up?
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See that girl over there?
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Isn't she pretty?
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Yes. Yes, she is.
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She's coming this way.
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Hi, I'm Carter.
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Hi, I'm Susan.
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I just started
in the parks department.
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And this is Paul,
the press secretary.
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Wow. The press secretary.
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You must really have
a way with words.
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Well, it was, uh,
nice to meet you.
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She's like an angel
sent from heaven.
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Hmm.
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Who's the fresh meat?
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Her name is Susan,
and Paul saw her first.
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I can respect that.
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You've got
till the end of the day,
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and I'm moving in.
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That's 5 hours and 33 minutes.
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Well, so much for that.
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Paul!
Don't let Stuart scare you.
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Hey, I'll help you.
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Pretend I'm Susan.
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Now, ask me out.
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Okay.
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Susan, I may not be
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the best-looking guy
in the world
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or the richest
or the best-dressed,
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and I may not have the best
apartment in the world...
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Paul, there's nothing wrong
with being humble,
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but the whole "I suck" thing
might be a turnoff.
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Susan would never go
for a guy like me.
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That's why I'm gonna
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turn you into a hip,
stylish, ladies' man.
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First of all, what's with this?
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It's Italian.
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This suit is Italian?
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Oh, I thought you were talking
about the stain.
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I had ziti for lunch.
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First, I'm gonna put
the mayor's lawsuit to bed,
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then it's Caitlin's turn.
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Man, are you gonna crash
and burn.
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We'll see.
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I've decided to break out
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the old Charlie Crawford
3-step plan.
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Ah, the classics.
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Step one... impress her
with a skill.
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Step 2... establish
friendly physical contact.
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Step 3... take her to
the beach in Callahan's fiero.
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Actually,
there's been an update.
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Now step 3 is
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accidental revealing
something intensely personal.
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Why? The fiero thing
still works.
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Charlie!
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This lawsuit is ridiculous!
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People target me
because I'm a public figure.
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Regarding your case, I spoke
to the plaintiff's lawyers
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this morning
and cited Martin v torgove.
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A life-and-death situation...
I.E. You choking...
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nullifies any malice of intent,
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thereby releasing you
from any and all liabilities.
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In layman's terms,
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you'll be golfing by 4:00.
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In that case, I'd better go hit
a bucket o' balls.
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Scott, I'm impressed.
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Step one.
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So the mayor's gonna
come through this all right?
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I'll be having them
begging us not to countersue.
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Charlie was right.
You are good.
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Ah-two!
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Enough shoptalk.
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Scott and I have
some catching up to do.
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What do you say the three of us
have dinner tonight?
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It sounds great, but, Caitlin,
you got plans, right?
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I would love to come.
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Oh, but first, I...
I have to go call my mom.
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Today is the anniversary
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of the day that my dad
walked out on us,
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and...
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I think it just helps her
to hear my voice.
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I'm sorry.
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I probably
shouldn't have revealed
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something
that intensely personal.
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Don't be silly.
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It's refreshing to hear a guy
being so sensitive.
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Paul, you look great!
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What is this material?
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I've never felt
anything like it.
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It's cotton.
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I want you to be confident.
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Thanks to me, you're well-versed
in literature, fine music,
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and how to select
the perfect wine for any meal.
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If all else fails,
just don't be yourself.
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Susan!
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Hey...Paul.
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You look different.
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And may I say you look lovely?
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It was Shakespeare who said,
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"shall I compare thee
to a summer's day?
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Thou art more lovely
and more temperate."
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Oh!
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Okay.
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3...2...
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Susan, would you like to go
to happy hour
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and get some chicken wings?
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Sure.
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Paul! Do something!
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A full-bodied cabernet goes
very nicely with chicken wings!
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So, tell me
some of your college stories.
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My stories are pretty much
like anyone else's...
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President of the student body,
captain of the swim team.
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Tell her about the time
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you got caught spying
in the girls' shower,
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and they threatened
to expel you,
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but they let you off
because you cried to the Dean.
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Tell her that one.
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That's pretty much
the whole story, Charlie.
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Yeah, that's a good one.
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Not as good as the time
you got caught plagiarizing...
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I think I'll go get us
another round.
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I'll come with you.
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Don't drink too much.
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Don't want to wet your bed
like you did your senior year.
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What are you doing?
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What? I'm helping him out.
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Girls love
fun stories like that.
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Ladies love
a plagiarizing bed-wetter.
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I just don't think Caitlin
should get involved with Scott.
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He's a dog,
and he's only after one thing.
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Maybe he's changed.
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10 bucks says he's at the bar
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doing his "pulling a quarter
out of her ear" trick.
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Hmm.
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Looks more like a $100 bill.
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What am I worried about?
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Caitlin's way too smart
for Scott.
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It's not like she's gonna
go home with the guy.
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Uh, Charlie...
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and you know why?
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Because she's got
too much class.
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I almost feel sorry for him.
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I'm gonna go bail him out
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before he makes a complete ass
of himself.
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On second thought,
I think I'll just let him
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twist in the wind.
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Where the hell is Caitlin?
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I haven't seen her
since she left with Scott.
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She went home with Scott?
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I can't believe this.
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I've been throwing myself
at him all week.
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Hey, guys.
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Since when do we leave bars
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without telling each other?
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What about last week
at McSorley's?
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I turned my head, and you left
with the coatcheck girl.
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I didn't leave.
I was in the coat closet.
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So, Scott's a pretty
good-looking guy, huh?
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Any details
I should know about?
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That's personal, and I'd
rather not talk about it.
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I don't mean to pry,
but that Scott is a wild man.
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One time,
we were down in Mexico,
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and he got this tattoo
right on his butt.
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I can't remember if it was
a leprechaun or a devil.
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Can you help me out?
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Okay, this is ridiculous.
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If you must know,
nothing happened.
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Hey, whatever.
I don't care.
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Why are you being
so weird about this?
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Wait a minute.
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You're jealous, aren't you?
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No. What kind of person
would be jealous
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about you going home
with Scott?
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Caitlin.
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I get it.
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This is about
that time in the elevator.
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You know... we both reached
for the button at the same time,
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our hands touched,
and you gave me that look.
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And while you tried
to play it off,
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you can't deny
there was a moment.
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00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,467
Yes, I can,
259
00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:46,934
because I have no idea
what you're talking about.
260
00:11:46,968 --> 00:11:50,434
Keep telling yourself that.
261
00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:51,834
Hey, bud.
262
00:11:51,868 --> 00:11:54,467
You got an instant message
from Vanessa,
263
00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:56,868
and we've been having
a little chat.
264
00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:59,434
Oh, this woman is naughty.
Who is she?
265
00:11:59,467 --> 00:12:02,601
She's the governor's
70-year-old secretary.
266
00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,501
Goodbye.
267
00:12:04,534 --> 00:12:07,100
Rumor has it you struck out
with Caitlin last night.
268
00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:09,501
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Everything is under control.
269
00:12:09,534 --> 00:12:11,467
The 3-step plan
wasn't working,
270
00:12:11,501 --> 00:12:13,801
so I switched
to the nice-guy routine.
271
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,300
I took her for a walk,
272
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:16,767
we went out for coffee,
273
00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:19,434
I listened to her talk
about her feelings,
274
00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:20,534
blah, blah, blah.
275
00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:22,667
Hey, Scott,
did it ever occur to you
276
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:25,267
to try treating Caitlin
with a little respect?
277
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:28,133
No, but thanks
for sharing that with me.
278
00:12:28,167 --> 00:12:30,133
She will totally eat that up.
279
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,000
I want you to know
280
00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:35,033
that I couldn't have done this
without your help.
281
00:12:35,067 --> 00:12:37,801
When I'm with her,
I'll be thinking of you.
282
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,067
That came out wrong.
283
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:46,234
You know what?
Forget Caitlin.
284
00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:49,334
When was the last time
we did some male bonding?
285
00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:52,701
We are going camping...
you and me alone
286
00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:55,734
in the middle of nowhere
in a tent.
287
00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:58,901
That came out wrong.
288
00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:01,167
We are going to Vegas.
289
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,434
Two rooms.
290
00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:06,901
You know,
you're acting really weird.
291
00:13:06,934 --> 00:13:08,067
Wait a minute.
292
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:10,467
You're not jealous
about Caitlin, are you?
293
00:13:10,501 --> 00:13:11,767
No. Oh, God.
294
00:13:11,801 --> 00:13:14,133
Did she tell you some story
about an elevator?
295
00:13:14,167 --> 00:13:15,567
No. What happened?
296
00:13:15,601 --> 00:13:17,901
Nothing. Nothing happened
in the elevator.
297
00:13:17,934 --> 00:13:20,200
Can't get it out
of your mind, can you?
298
00:13:24,234 --> 00:13:26,000
I had Susan right in my hands,
299
00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:28,133
and Stuart just took her
away from me.
300
00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,667
Paul, this kind of thing
happens all the time.
301
00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:31,767
Right, Charlie?
302
00:13:31,801 --> 00:13:32,934
Sure.
303
00:13:32,968 --> 00:13:36,033
I've stolen tons of chicks
from guys like Paul.
304
00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:40,801
Thanks, boss.
305
00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:43,567
Come on, Paul, don't be
so down on yourself.
306
00:13:43,601 --> 00:13:45,000
Remember... this is not
307
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,400
a competition
between you and Stuart.
308
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:50,534
Ah!
309
00:13:50,567 --> 00:13:53,467
I love the smell of loser
in the morning.
310
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,567
Hey, you scored the first date,
311
00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:58,334
but Paul lassiter is a fighter.
312
00:13:58,367 --> 00:13:59,534
This is far from over.
313
00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:01,067
That sounds like a challenge.
314
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,901
Paul's gonna take this woman
to dinner and the ballet.
315
00:14:03,934 --> 00:14:06,033
You are gonna look
like a pathetic fool.
316
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:08,434
Strong words, Paul.
317
00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:10,400
You man enough to back them up?
318
00:14:10,434 --> 00:14:12,767
Paul doesn't like your tone.
319
00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:14,000
What are you gonna do?
320
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,901
He's gonna make sure
Susan sees you
321
00:14:15,934 --> 00:14:17,968
for the lecherous fraud
you really are.
322
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,367
Ha ha!
323
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,200
You got a lot of nerve,
talking to me like that.
324
00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:32,734
We can't thank you enough
for settling the mayor's case.
325
00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,033
That model was vicious.
326
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:35,667
She came after me
327
00:14:35,701 --> 00:14:38,767
like I was a salad
with dressing.
328
00:14:38,801 --> 00:14:40,100
It was my pleasure, sir.
329
00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:42,434
As a lawyer,
I'm all about helping people.
330
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,767
And as a man,
331
00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:46,434
I'm all about committing myself
to the right woman.
332
00:14:46,467 --> 00:14:49,834
This is
such a refreshing attitude.
333
00:14:49,868 --> 00:14:51,000
Where I come from,
334
00:14:51,033 --> 00:14:52,934
we still believe
in traditional values.
335
00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:54,801
L.A.?
336
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,267
Well, let's have a toast
337
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:58,801
to the clearing
of my good name.
338
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,167
To think that that model
339
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,534
accused me of being
a danger to society.
340
00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:06,300
Ow! My eye!
341
00:15:06,334 --> 00:15:07,767
Well, time to go.
342
00:15:07,801 --> 00:15:10,701
Think I'll cut
through the kitchen.
343
00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:14,767
Enjoy.
344
00:15:14,801 --> 00:15:16,834
Your coat's getting
all wrinkled up.
345
00:15:16,868 --> 00:15:20,100
Why don't you let me take it
to the coatcheck for you?
346
00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:21,200
Scott is great.
347
00:15:21,234 --> 00:15:22,934
I am so sick of dating guys
348
00:15:22,968 --> 00:15:26,734
who are all about their money
and the kind of car they drive.
349
00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:28,834
I mean,
he's a real grown-up.
350
00:15:31,934 --> 00:15:34,567
We'd like...
351
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,634
I am one move away
from the end zone.
352
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:38,067
Caitlin is really into guys
353
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:40,501
who make a lot of money
and drive flashy cars.
354
00:15:40,534 --> 00:15:42,701
You haven't been
playing that up enough.
355
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,234
I'm all over it.
356
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:47,934
Would you bring us a bottle
of your best champagne?
357
00:15:47,968 --> 00:15:49,767
By "your best champagne,"
I mean
358
00:15:49,801 --> 00:15:51,534
your most expensive champagne.
359
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,501
And please hurry.
360
00:15:53,534 --> 00:15:56,667
I don't like to leave
my Porsche 911 turbo
361
00:15:56,701 --> 00:15:58,300
parked in the street.
362
00:15:58,334 --> 00:16:00,133
Oh, I love that car.
363
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,934
Maybe you'd like to get out
of here and go for a drive?
364
00:16:02,968 --> 00:16:06,234
Sure, let me just go
to the ladies' room first.
365
00:16:13,234 --> 00:16:15,868
All right, this is getting
out of control.
366
00:16:15,901 --> 00:16:17,267
Oh, you're telling me.
367
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,968
I got about three minutes
to find a Porsche.
368
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,667
We need to have
a serious discussion.
369
00:16:22,701 --> 00:16:25,133
I'll give you full details
in the morning.
370
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,734
This thing with Caitlin
ends right now.
371
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,133
Why are you flipping out?
372
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,767
You're acting like an idiot.
373
00:16:30,801 --> 00:16:32,067
I'm having a good time.
374
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,234
Why don't you grow up?
375
00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:34,501
Look who's talkin'.
376
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:35,801
Don't push me.
377
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:37,267
Are you gonna hit me?
378
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,767
Dude, that was rhetorical!
379
00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:50,934
Ah.
380
00:16:53,234 --> 00:16:55,667
Looks like someone's
sitting home alone
381
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:58,133
while Paul is out
on the town with Susan.
382
00:16:58,167 --> 00:16:59,601
Ha ha ha ha!
383
00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:00,901
Wait a minute.
384
00:17:00,934 --> 00:17:03,534
A rented movie, a box of wine,
385
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:05,868
two hungry-man dinners.
386
00:17:05,901 --> 00:17:07,701
You're on a date.
387
00:17:07,734 --> 00:17:08,767
Hi, Carter.
388
00:17:08,801 --> 00:17:10,000
Susan, where's Paul?
389
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,400
I ditched him
390
00:17:11,434 --> 00:17:14,901
halfway through that stupid,
boring dance performance.
391
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:17,567
Stupid and boring.
392
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:20,234
"Pas de death"
is this year's definitive
393
00:17:20,267 --> 00:17:22,534
off-Broadway
experimental ballet.
394
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:23,934
What about the restaurant?
395
00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:25,400
Oh, it sucked!
396
00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:28,033
It was so pompous and stuffy.
397
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:30,634
Pompous and stuffy.
398
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:31,934
You know what?
399
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,834
I think Paul may be
too cultured for you.
400
00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:36,400
Well, I think he may be gay.
401
00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:39,734
Sorry, Carter, I blew it.
Susan ditched me.
402
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,701
What are you doing here?
403
00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:44,567
Oh, Paul, I'm sorry.
404
00:17:44,601 --> 00:17:47,200
I just don't think
we're right for each other.
405
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,367
You're way too sophisticated
for me.
406
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,634
Carter told me to act that way.
407
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:54,801
I didn't enjoy
a single thing we did tonight...
408
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:57,634
well, with the exception
of "pas de death."
409
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,534
I mean, that blew me away.
410
00:17:59,567 --> 00:18:02,067
So you're not really like that?
411
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,234
Oh, no.
412
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,934
I'm just a simple man.
413
00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:08,167
I enjoy big-band music
and legal thrillers
414
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,968
and commemorative coins.
415
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,033
Oh!
416
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:13,000
And here I thought you were
417
00:18:13,033 --> 00:18:15,367
this boring, pretentious jerk.
418
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,467
Hey!
419
00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:17,868
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
420
00:18:17,901 --> 00:18:20,901
You're insulting
my good friend Carter.
421
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,934
Well, I got news for you...
422
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:26,100
you don't like Carter,
you don't like me.
423
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:28,100
But I do like you.
424
00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:30,701
Okay, let's go!
425
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:34,601
Thanks.
426
00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:36,100
Bye.
427
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:39,801
Oh, my God.
428
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:43,100
I just lost a woman to Paul.
429
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:44,200
What about me?
430
00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:46,834
She rejected
everything I'm about...
431
00:18:46,868 --> 00:18:48,801
my culture, my refined taste.
432
00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:51,667
I know what will make you
feel better...
433
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:54,400
"when crocodiles
go crazy III."
434
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,000
I'll unbox the wine.
435
00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,267
Ah ha ha.
436
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,300
Ooh!
437
00:19:01,334 --> 00:19:03,901
Alligator in the trailer park.
438
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,100
Bad time to wash the pickup.
439
00:19:12,801 --> 00:19:14,634
Okay, what happened back there?
440
00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:16,667
Why did you get
in a fight with Scott?
441
00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:18,634
That wasn't a fight.
442
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:21,133
That's an old college game.
443
00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:23,601
It's called "I punch you."
444
00:19:25,501 --> 00:19:28,000
If you ever play,
try to go first.
445
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,734
If you were protecting my honor,
you don't have to.
446
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:32,901
Scott's not the first guy
to hit on me.
447
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:34,234
I can look after myself.
448
00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:35,667
I know that.
449
00:19:35,701 --> 00:19:37,434
Then what made you snap
like that?
450
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,567
Scott and I have been going out
451
00:19:39,601 --> 00:19:41,567
and picking up women for years,
452
00:19:41,601 --> 00:19:43,801
but when I saw him
doing it tonight,
453
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:45,200
I-I just lost it.
454
00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:47,300
That's not good enough.
I want to know why.
455
00:19:47,334 --> 00:19:50,267
Because he was doing it to you,
and you're my friend,
456
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,267
and you deserve
better than that.
457
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,701
I'm so touched.
458
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:57,234
It's the sweetest thing
I've ever heard.
459
00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:59,934
What's going on
with your voice?
460
00:19:59,968 --> 00:20:03,467
This is a special moment.
Tell me you're not moved.
461
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:04,801
Oh, damn.
462
00:20:06,367 --> 00:20:09,067
Hand me a tissue.
463
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:12,467
That's it, let it out.
464
00:20:12,501 --> 00:20:15,701
I got blood on my loafers.
465
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,834
Look, Charlie,
I know Scott's a player.
466
00:20:22,868 --> 00:20:24,400
But deep down, I can tell
467
00:20:24,434 --> 00:20:26,567
he's an honest,
sensitive person.
468
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:28,701
You should have seen him
break down
469
00:20:28,734 --> 00:20:31,100
when he realized
his Porsche was stolen.
470
00:20:33,934 --> 00:20:35,767
I know
he thinks the world of you.
471
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:36,968
You should talk to him.
472
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Yeah, you're probably right.
473
00:20:39,033 --> 00:20:42,567
Come on,
I'll walk out with you.
474
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:47,367
Get over yourself.
475
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,033
Are we cool?
476
00:20:56,067 --> 00:20:57,934
Yeah, we're cool.
477
00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:03,434
I cannot believe the kegmaster
is a big-time lawyer.
478
00:21:03,467 --> 00:21:06,100
And you're the deputy mayor
of New York.
479
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:07,667
I guess we're maturing.
480
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,467
What do mature guys do?
481
00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:11,801
They golf.
482
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:15,467
Wanna go golfing?
483
00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:17,334
I guess we should bring
some beers.
484
00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,634
And some dates.
485
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:23,868
I'm loving everything
except the golfing.
486
00:21:23,901 --> 00:21:27,300
Let's go to a bar.
We can watch golf.
487
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,100
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