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Morning...
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Sir.
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Good morning, Caitlin.
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Mr. mayor.
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Carter.
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Morning, everyone.
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Morning.
Morning.
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Sir.
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So, we're not talking
about the mayor's outfit?
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What's wrong with it?
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Nothing...
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If you're selling
customized vans.
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I ran out of clean clothes.
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My housekeeper of 20 years
quit last week.
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All she left was a note saying,
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"goodbye, Randall. You're out
of paper towels and ajax."
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Don't worry, sir... we'll find
you someone else right away.
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Oh, look...
one of my old business cards.
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"Randy Winston, capricorn."
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It was just a gag.
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Hey...
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What's your sign?
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Aries.
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Ooh, perfect.
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I don't need excuses, Phil.
I need those runways cleared.
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You know, 6 months ago
when you started...
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you get those snowplows
out to the airport now,
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or I'm going to give
20,000 stranded travelers
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your home phone number.
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You know, Charlie,
6 months ago when you...
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councilman Phillips
wants approval
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for a new office park.
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Tell that blowhard
he'll get approval
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when he backs
the low-income housing plan.
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Ahem...
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You know, Charlie...
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ah.
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6 months ago
when I started here...
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Go on.
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That's where you left off.
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Ah, yes... 6 months ago...
When you...
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I had my doubts...
a lot of people did.
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They said that you threw away
a promising career.
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They said you were washed up.
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They said you were a loser.
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Who are these people?
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And you proved them wrong,
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so as a small token
of my gratitude,
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I'd like you to have this.
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I... sir...
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That's your Sandy koufax
autographed baseball.
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I-I can't accept that.
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I know how much you admire it.
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I want you to have it.
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I don't know what to say.
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You just keep up the good work.
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Oh, and by the way,
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thanks for finding me a suit
on such short notice.
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I can be pretty resourceful
when I need to be.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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Do you realize this ball is from
koufax's perfect game in '65?
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What's the big deal?
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It's just a baseball.
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It's worth $15,000.
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It's so beautiful.
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Hey, Charlie!
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Up for the big poker game
tonight?
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Sorry, I got plans.
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You always have plans
on poker night.
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I get it... you just don't want
to hang out with us.
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What's the matter...
we too nerdy?
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Too unskilled with the ladies?
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Does it embarrass you
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when we steal rolls
in restaurants?
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No, that's not it.
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What is it?
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It's nothing.
Where's the game?
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It's at my place, isn't it?
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8:00.
See ya there, Chuck.
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Ball!
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Just one night of poker
with the guys...
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No big deal.
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Why would it be?
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Well, I used to have
a little problem with gambling.
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Define "little."
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I'd get carried away,
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and then so would
most of my furniture.
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Why don't you just tell them?
They'll understand.
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It means a lot to them
if I hang out with them.
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Besides,
I got it under control.
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I'm gonna sit there, purposely
lose a couple of hands,
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drink a few beers,
and that's it.
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Is there any vice
you haven't indulged in?
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What are you doing?!
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Microwaving my coffee,
like the can-do guy that I am.
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Did you leave a spoon in there
or something?
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Nope, we're okay.
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Sir, you are too busy
to be doing this.
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We really have to find you
a new housekeeper.
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Nonsense! Losing my housekeeper
was a blessing in disguise.
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It's high time
I became more self-sufficient.
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Remember the time
you tried to mow your own lawn?
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Poor little squirrel
never saw it coming.
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Well, at least have someone
show you the ropes.
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What a generous offer, Caitlin.
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We can start by grocery shopping
tonight after work.
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Me?!
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Come on...
it'll be fun.
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Bacon's ready.
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Paul!
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Are you in or out?!
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What's the pot up to?
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85 cents.
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The bet's a dime to you.
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I'm in.
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Paul, recyclables
are only worth a nickel!
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It's a dime in Vermont!
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I got 3 Jacks.
Anybody beat that?
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No.
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Yeah! Come to papa!
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I'm gettin' a pack of gum
on the way home,
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and guess what...
you guys are payin' for it!
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All right, my deal.
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5-card draw is the game.
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Uh-oh. Oh, um...
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, I have a terrible hand.
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I should fold.
I should fo...
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you know what? No...
I'm gonna play just for fun,
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even though
I'm probably gonna lose.
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Anyone got a read on Paul?
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Cards?
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I'm good.
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I'll take 3.
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Not much to work with here.
Give me 4.
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And the dealer takes 3.
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The bet's to you, Charlie.
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Fold.
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You've been folding all night.
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I'm just not getting
good cards.
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The cry of an amateur... you
don't need good cards to win.
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Maybe this is why Charlie
doesn't play poker with us.
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Maybe he doesn't have
the stomach for a big game.
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You afraid
to dance with the devil?
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Bet's $100.
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I'm out.
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Me too.
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I think you're bluffing...
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And my emergency
Ben Franklin...
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Says you got nothin'.
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Full house.
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4 aces.
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Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
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Oh, God, I'm gonna be sick!
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Oh, God!
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Well, it's gettin'
kind of late.
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I'll walk back with you.
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Hey, hey, hey...
sit down.
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Let's play some cards.
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Here's the deli.
Now, um, pick a number.
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Uh...16.
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No, sir, from here.
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Oh, sorry.
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What can I get you?
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I'd like some roast beef,
please.
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How much?
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E-enough for a whole week...
I'll take 25 pounds.
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He'll take one pound
cut extra lean,
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and a pound of smoked Turkey.
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I'm impressed. You're a natural
at helping.
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You really think so?
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Yeah, of course.
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Let's hit
the frozen-food section.
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Great! I'm starting
to get the hang of this.
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Mini cheese pocket?
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Oh, yes, thank you.
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It's after 10:00.
Where's Charlie?
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He's probably out
buying a new wardrobe
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with all the money
he took from me.
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$100?
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Lord knows what he's doing
with the rest of it.
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What are you doing?
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Organizing the mayor's vitamins.
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I want to make sure
he gets enough "c"
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since it's flu-and-cold season.
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Oh, and look at this cute scarf
I got him.
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Looks like someone's
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getting in touch
with their nurturing side.
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What?
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My sister went through
the same thing.
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She bought a hamster...
she started knitting it
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little outfits and purses,
and then it got weird.
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Caitlin, I need your help.
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What can I do?
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I've decided
that being self-sufficient
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is both stupid and dangerous,
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so I need you to help me
find a new housekeeper.
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Aren't I doing a good job?
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You're doing great.
I just need someone full time.
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Fine.
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Whatever.
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Oh, that's a nice scarf.
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This for me?
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No!
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It's Angie's.
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But it says "the mayor."
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Well, that's her nickname.
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Well, this is gonna be
confusing.
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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Morning, sir.
Morning.
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We missed you at poker
last night.
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I think we should come up
with a different activity
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besides poker...
'cause of Charlie's problem.
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What problem?
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He has a terrible history
with gambling.
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Thank God it's all behind him.
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Nice goin', Paul!
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Poker night was your idea!
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Hey...
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guys!
There's no problem.
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It was just one harmless,
little game of poker,
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so let's not point fingers.
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Angie...
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get me 2 cups of coffee,
today's racing form,
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and the point spread
on tonight's ucla game.
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Nice going, Paul!
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I was just at the meeting...
Charlie never showed up.
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He's in trouble,
and it's all our fault.
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He's in trouble?!
I just lost 100 bucks,
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and it's renewal time
for my magazine subscriptions.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Charlie.
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We wanted to apologize
for last night.
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We didn't know about
your history with gambling.
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I think the best way
to rectify the situation
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is if everybody
returns their winnings.
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We're even.
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Guys, I appreciate your concern,
but there's no problem here.
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There's a Eddie on the phone...
he says Philly covered.
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He's from the deli.
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He got the Philly cream cheese
to cover the entire bagel.
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Eddie, I want to put in
my lunch order...
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I love your buffalo wings,
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and your Boston clam chowder's
been on a roll,
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so give me Boston,
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and for dessert,
I'll take the Knicks.
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Wow, it's even worse
than I thought.
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I know!
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Not only is he a gambler...
he's a binge eater!
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We've interviewed
9 housekeepers,
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and you've
turned them all down.
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Sir, none of those applicants
were qualified.
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Well, we have to hire someone,
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and if that means
I have to settle
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for the "former Butler to
the prime minister of France,"
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then so be it.
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Hi, I'm Edith connelly.
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I'm here to interview
for the housekeeper position.
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Come in, Ms. connelly.
Sit down.
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Tell us a little bit
about yourself.
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Well, my previous position
262
00:12:13,367 --> 00:12:16,033
was with a very prominent
English barrister.
263
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:18,901
Isn't "barrister" just
a fancy way of saying "lawyer"?
264
00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:21,267
I suppose so.
265
00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:22,534
Pompous.
266
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,534
I managed
all of his household affairs
267
00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:26,033
for 20 years.
268
00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:27,901
Unfortunately, I had to leave
269
00:12:27,934 --> 00:12:29,901
to take care
of my ailing mother.
270
00:12:29,934 --> 00:12:32,534
Quitter.
271
00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:35,267
Well, I think
we've covered everything.
272
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,400
Thank you for coming in.
273
00:12:37,434 --> 00:12:40,901
It was a pleasure
meeting both of you.
274
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:44,000
What a bitch!
275
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,367
I can hear Charlie in there.
276
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,734
Now, let's go confront him
about his gambling problem.
277
00:12:52,767 --> 00:12:54,701
Paul, what's in there?
278
00:12:54,734 --> 00:12:56,701
A Bible and some holy water.
279
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,601
This is an intervention,
not an exorcism.
280
00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:04,200
If you're at a loss,
refer to these cards.
281
00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:07,000
The way we announce ourselves
is critical.
282
00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:08,501
I'm gonna say,
283
00:13:08,534 --> 00:13:11,133
"Charlie, it's Carter,
Stuart, and Paul,
284
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:13,133
and we need to talk."
285
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,467
Wait... that's confusing.
286
00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:17,934
It sounds like w need to talk.
287
00:13:17,968 --> 00:13:21,100
Why would we stand outside
his door and talk to each other?
288
00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,400
We're doing that now.
289
00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:25,801
Getting on the other side
of that door
290
00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:27,601
is not gonna be easy.
291
00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:29,400
It's going to require
292
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,234
all of my guile,
cunning, and intellect.
293
00:13:32,267 --> 00:13:34,267
You guys want to come in?
294
00:13:36,267 --> 00:13:38,200
Bingo!
295
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,901
Charlie, we need
to speak with you
296
00:13:40,934 --> 00:13:42,901
about your gambling problem.
297
00:13:42,934 --> 00:13:46,267
Gambling is just a hobby.
I find it relaxing.
298
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,801
Lemieux shoots!He scores!
299
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,434
Son of a...
you call yourself a goalie?!
300
00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:53,000
You fat bastard!
301
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,100
This is an intervention...
places, everyone!
302
00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:57,267
Don't you guys
have anything better to do?
303
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,400
Stuart, I thought
you had Knicks tickets.
304
00:13:59,434 --> 00:14:02,400
I'd rather be here.
305
00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:06,033
Besides, the Lakers
are gonna kill 'em.
306
00:14:06,067 --> 00:14:08,167
50 bucks says you're wrong.
You're on.
307
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,801
I'll take a piece...
308
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,033
guys!
309
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,534
Focus!
310
00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:15,367
Step one... Paul, tell Charlie
how much you care about him.
311
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,767
Charlie,
no matter what happens,
312
00:14:17,801 --> 00:14:19,434
I want you to know
313
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,434
to "add ground beef,
cover, and simmer."
314
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:26,167
Damn!
That's my chili recipe!
315
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,868
Guys, I know you mean well,
but I'm fine.
316
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:32,033
So if you would just calm down,
jagr's about to score.
317
00:14:32,067 --> 00:14:34,033
Man: He shoots!He scores!
318
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:36,434
You're killing me,
you mullet-headed Czech!
319
00:14:36,467 --> 00:14:38,033
Stuart, step two.
320
00:14:41,701 --> 00:14:44,334
Can't you see
what you're doing to yourself?!
321
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,868
Wake up!
322
00:14:45,901 --> 00:14:47,801
You've got a problem!
323
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:49,968
That's step three, you idiot!
324
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,033
Don't you call me an idiot!
325
00:14:52,067 --> 00:14:53,534
You have no idea!
326
00:14:53,567 --> 00:14:55,701
Stop it!
Stop it!
327
00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:58,467
This is one lame intervention.
328
00:14:58,501 --> 00:15:00,367
Stop it!
329
00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:04,467
Mr. mayor.
330
00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:06,033
Mr. mayor.
331
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:16,501
I've always had
a knack for reading people,
332
00:15:16,534 --> 00:15:19,868
and I have a feeling there's
something going on with you.
333
00:15:19,901 --> 00:15:21,033
I'm fine.
334
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,200
Okay, just checking.
335
00:15:23,234 --> 00:15:24,400
Wait!
336
00:15:24,434 --> 00:15:25,968
You're right.
337
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,067
I overreacted about you
hiring that housekeeper
338
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:32,534
because I was really enjoying
taking care of someone.
339
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:35,567
Lately, I've been so focused
on my career and myself
340
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:39,701
that helping you reminded me
of what I was missing.
341
00:15:39,734 --> 00:15:41,701
I think I understand.
342
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:45,200
Since my divorce,
and my daughter's all grown up,
343
00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:47,200
I often feel a void.
344
00:15:47,234 --> 00:15:49,467
But it comforts me to think
345
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:51,234
that I help take care
346
00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:54,667
of each and every one
of the citizens of this city.
347
00:15:54,701 --> 00:15:57,067
Mr. mayor, my daughter
has always wanted to meet you.
348
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,567
Not now.
349
00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,100
You make $10 million a year!
How can you miss a free throw?
350
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,501
Tell me about it...
it's like the time
351
00:16:05,534 --> 00:16:07,801
I lost a bundle
on that basketball game.
352
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:10,834
You bet
against the globetrotters.
353
00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:13,934
Can you two wait outside?
I need to talk to Charlie.
354
00:16:19,467 --> 00:16:23,267
Look, I know this hasn't been
a perfect intervention.
355
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,968
Hey, it's been great,
356
00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:27,501
especially when Paul doused me
with holy water.
357
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:31,467
Hello?
358
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:32,968
They lost?
359
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,634
Aw, damn it!
360
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,534
All right, roll it over on fsu.
361
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,601
Aw, come on!
You know I'm good for it.
362
00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:43,634
Where am I gonna get
that kind of cash tonight?
363
00:16:44,868 --> 00:16:47,701
I'll be over with the money
in an hour.
364
00:16:47,734 --> 00:16:50,334
Charlie, you don't want
to do this.
365
00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:52,501
I just have to get even.
Florida state is a lock!
366
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:54,501
You said the same thing
about the red wings
367
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:56,167
and Michigan state.
368
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,567
No, no...
those were sure things.
369
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,801
This is a lock.
370
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,667
All I have to do
371
00:17:03,701 --> 00:17:06,400
is parlay both college dogs
in the front bracket
372
00:17:06,434 --> 00:17:09,167
and round-Robin a 3-team,
61/2-point teaser.
373
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,367
When you put it that way,
I feel like such a fool.
374
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:13,534
Charlie...
375
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,834
So far, all you've lost
is money.
376
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,801
Don't let it go any further.
377
00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:20,100
I've gotta go with Carter
on this one.
378
00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:21,934
You've got too much to lose.
379
00:17:21,968 --> 00:17:24,267
Who are you to lecture me?
380
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,567
Your friend.
381
00:17:25,601 --> 00:17:27,200
Friends make things more fun.
382
00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:29,200
When you're around,
things get less fun.
383
00:17:29,234 --> 00:17:32,367
I gotta go with Charlie
on this one.
384
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,400
You can be a real downer.
385
00:17:35,434 --> 00:17:37,334
I wouldn't expect you
to understand.
386
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:39,334
You don't have the guts
to gamble.
387
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,567
You'll never know
what a rush it is.
388
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:44,167
That ball represents how far
you've come in 6 months.
389
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,167
Now you want
to throw it all away?
390
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,834
I don't have time
for this crap.
391
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,434
I am burning
these index cards...
392
00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:54,300
Except for the chili recipe...
that does sound delicious.
393
00:17:55,901 --> 00:17:57,601
Now do me a favor and back off!
394
00:17:57,634 --> 00:17:59,601
If you want to sell
that baseball,
395
00:17:59,634 --> 00:18:01,167
I won't stand in your way.
396
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:03,267
Good.
397
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:05,634
Aha!
398
00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:12,167
Paul! Paul!
Do something!
399
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,868
Um, uh, uh...
400
00:18:13,901 --> 00:18:16,534
the power of Christ compels you!
401
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:24,100
I can't believe Charlie...
I go to great lengths,
402
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,267
put together
a professional intervention,
403
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:28,367
and he doesn't even stay
for the grand finale.
404
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,334
We're all sorry we missed out
405
00:18:30,367 --> 00:18:32,834
on the "I believe I can fly"
singalong.
406
00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:34,834
I wouldn't expect you
to understand
407
00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:36,534
the healing power of song.
408
00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:40,300
What do you want to do?
Do we keep the pressure on?
409
00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:43,534
Let's give him some space.
Let's just remain upbeat.
410
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,934
Good morning.
411
00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:48,300
I don't see
what's so good about it.
412
00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:51,501
Did you go to the pawn shop?
413
00:18:51,534 --> 00:18:52,834
Yes, I did.
414
00:18:52,868 --> 00:18:54,534
Guess what...
415
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,868
that ball isn't worth $15,000
after all.
416
00:18:57,901 --> 00:19:00,501
It's worth $20,000.
417
00:19:00,534 --> 00:19:01,667
Great!
418
00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:03,834
You were able to tease
your boxes,
419
00:19:03,868 --> 00:19:05,501
double down your dogs,
420
00:19:05,534 --> 00:19:07,801
get papa a new pair of shoes.
421
00:19:07,834 --> 00:19:10,000
At the end of the day,
422
00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:12,033
all that ball meant to you
was money?
423
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,968
I never asked for that ball.
I never wanted that attention.
424
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,567
You did a good job,
and the mayor rewarded you.
425
00:19:17,601 --> 00:19:19,234
Why is that a problem?
426
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:21,334
When people's
expectations get too high,
427
00:19:21,367 --> 00:19:23,334
all you'll do
is disappoint them.
428
00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:24,767
Believe me, I know!
429
00:19:24,801 --> 00:19:26,801
That's why I'm not living
my life for you,
430
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:29,167
the mayor, or anybody else.
431
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:32,000
If I want to gamble,
I'm gonna gamble.
432
00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,934
And you know what?
433
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:41,033
I don't want to gamble.
434
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:43,334
You didn't sell it.
435
00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:44,834
What happened?
436
00:19:44,868 --> 00:19:47,300
When I got to the pawn shop,
437
00:19:47,334 --> 00:19:50,767
I reached into my pocket
for the ball,
438
00:19:50,801 --> 00:19:54,367
and I pulled out
your stupid index cards.
439
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:58,334
I see tips on possible
restraining techniques,
440
00:19:58,367 --> 00:20:01,300
lyrics
to "I believe I can fly."
441
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,734
How weak is that?
442
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:08,100
Told ya.
443
00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:09,934
Then I came to this one...
444
00:20:09,968 --> 00:20:12,834
a list of the things
you guys appreciate about me...
445
00:20:12,868 --> 00:20:15,567
things like my "determination,"
446
00:20:15,601 --> 00:20:17,634
my "friendship,"
447
00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:20,234
my "fine physique"...
448
00:20:20,267 --> 00:20:22,367
that one was mine.
449
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,100
Carter made us write 10!
450
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:30,400
But "physique"
was your number 2!
451
00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:35,501
It really meant a lot to me.
452
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:37,801
I've never been around people
453
00:20:37,834 --> 00:20:40,000
who look out for me
the way you guys do.
454
00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:43,067
And then it hit me...
455
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,667
I like my life now.
I don't want to mess it up.
456
00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:49,701
I guess what I'm really
trying to say is that...
457
00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:52,334
you don't need to say anything,
Charlie.
458
00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:53,968
Come here.
459
00:20:55,901 --> 00:20:59,067
I would rather have said
something.
460
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:10,434
Come on, Charlie,
it's all up to you.
461
00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:13,367
You're holding up the game,
Charlie.
462
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,868
Come on, Charlie...
we haven't got all night.
463
00:21:26,801 --> 00:21:28,200
Go fish.
464
00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,100
Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.32481
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