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So what you're saying, doctor,
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is that my entire life
is falling apart
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and you're still vacationing
in Brazil.
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Why couldn't you
make it back in time?
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So, pay the ransom.
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No, no, no! I don't want
someone to cover for you!
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Look, you're my therapist.
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You and I
have a history together.
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You're like a father to me.
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Now, what are the chances
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someone's gonna walk
through that door,
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and I'm gonna feel
the same connection with them?
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Hi, I'm Dr. Peterson.
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I-I'll call you back.
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[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
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All right,
why don't you start
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by telling me
what brought you here today?
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Uh, well...
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I've fallen in love
with this woman I work with.
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Her name is Caitlin.
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So, we decided
that last night,
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we were gonna have sex.
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You know, for the first time.
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And you had difficulty
with your penis.
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No, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Whoa!
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Thi is not the face
of erectile dysfunction.
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Look, the point is,
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normally I have sex
with someone first,
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then I fall in love.
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I mean, I-I've never
really loved anybody
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I haven't
already had sex with...
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You know,
with the obvious exceptions...
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my mom.
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My dog.
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Bruce Springsteen.
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So, you
and this Caitlin person
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were planning to make love
for the first time?
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Yeah, but come on, doc,
Caitlin and I are adults.
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We were approaching this
like any other date.
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Hello, Caitlin.
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Hello...
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Mmmichael.
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See, I love the way
you say my name.
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You put a "mmm"
in front of it...
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Like I'm delicious.
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Do you know
what time it is?
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Yes.
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It's about half an hour since
the last time you checked in.
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It's like being a kid
on Christmas morning.
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That killer hour
between 6:00 and 7:00.
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When all you want to do
is unwrap the presents.
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You know
what the best thing is?
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Knowing that this is
definitely gonna happen,
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because you are
way too much of a man
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to ever experience
erectile dysfunction.
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Michael,
did she really say that?
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It was implied.
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But listen, I don't think
we should make a big scene
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by leaving together.
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So wait five minutes
and then go.
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I'll meet you at your place.
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Five minutes... at my place.
Got it.
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One Mississippi,
two Mississippi,
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three Mississippi...
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking for the most
beautiful girl in the world.
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Oh, yeah. Like chaka Khan
would hang out here.
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There she is!
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Tony.
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Mmmm.
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Tony's here!
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Tony?! Where?!
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Hey, Tony!
Hey, Tony!
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What are you doin' here?
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I was nowhere near
the neighborhood,
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so I thought I'd drop by
and give you this.
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Ohhh, that is so sweet.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Carter, Stuart,
I'll see you guys Friday night.
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Can't wait.
You got it.
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Hey, there, lady-killer!
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Oh! [LAUGHS]
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He-e-e-y, Tony.
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I like that guy.
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Tony DeMarco... so cool!
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Oh, I'm glad
you guys like him.
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Nikki,
it's just so nice for us
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to finally see you dating
someone who's not so...
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Loserly.
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I don't date losers.
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What about that creepy guy
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that used to sweep up hair
clippings at the barber shop?
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Okay, "a"...
it was a salon,
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and "b"...
I thought he worked there.
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Besides, I used to date Mike.
He's normal.
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216 Mississippi,
217 Mississippi,
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218 Mississippi,
219 Mississippi...
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[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Ow!
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Uh, come in.
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Wow.
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You did all of this for me?
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This is the way I live, baby.
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Ooh, doves.
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I'm impressed.
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You, uh...
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You like animals?
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Yeah.
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'Cause, you know,
I also have roaches.
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So... How was your day?
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Honey, I...
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I don't want
to talk about my day.
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Oh, come on.
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That's one of the things
I find so sexy about you...
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that whole "take charge,
can do" thing, mmmichael.
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Well, I did have a meeting
with the mta.
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Did you?
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We... we... we raised
parking-meter rates...
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[STRAINED VOICE]
To 25 cents for 10 minutes.
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That's expensive.
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You know what I did?
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I didn't tell you yet.
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[NORMAL VOICE]
I knew it was gonna be good.
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I solicited
campaign donations.
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I phoned the governor.
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Ooh! I set up a town meeting.
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I fired
the park superintendent.
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You fired Eric frick?
How come?
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He was, uh,
he was a year late
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on the Washington square
park renovation.
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Well, was that his fault?
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Well... It had to be
somebody's fault.
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What... what are you doin'?
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I don't know.
I just feel bad for Eric.
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He's worked for the parks
department his whole life.
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Now what's he gonna do?
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D-d-don't feel bad for him,
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'cause... 'cause
I already got him a new job.
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At the midtown park...
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...ing garage.
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And he's happy.
He's so happy.
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I mean, he's a junior valet.
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And he works right under
a big sign that says, "park...
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Here."
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What are you doin'?
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Cait... Caitlin,
don't put the blouse...
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Caitlin,
step away from the blouse
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and get those breasts out
where I can see them!
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I'm sorry, Mike.
I just kind of lost the mood.
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We should just wait.
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I-I-I can't...
I can't wait.
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I only have those doves
till 10:00.
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I want it to be perfect,
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and tonight's
just not the night.
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Caitlin...
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I'm sorry, Mike.
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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How was your day?
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Good morning.
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Ha.
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Hey, Mike, the foreman
of the new project just called.
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The construction workers
walked off the site.
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We had an agreement
with them.
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Apparently,
there were additional issues.
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So what you're saying is
that they...
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Promised
they would do something...
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And at the last minute,
then just up and left.
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Is there nothing
more frustrating?
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Maybe the construction workers
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wanted the building
to be perfect,
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and they thought
that starting work early
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would ruin the foundation.
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Well, the city
understands that,
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but is still...
Very...
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Eager...
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To break ground.
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The construction crew
is not about to go to work
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just because the city takes off
its pants and begs them to.
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This great Metropolis
does not beg.
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You know what?
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I'm starting to think
maybe this construction company
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is just
a little too emotional.
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It doesn't really know
wha it wants.
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Spoken just like a city!
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I know
what that was really about.
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We're not getting
Memorial Day off, are we?
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Mike...
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That Wayne Sheridan guy
is here again.
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Aw, not him again. Damn!
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Every time he comes here,
it's the same thing.
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It's questions,
questions, questions.
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What is wrong with that guy?
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He's a reporter?
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Nah, Stuart,
he's not just a reporter,
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he's my Nemesis.
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I mean, he is my Lex Luthor,
my darth vader,
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my Matt Richter.
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Huh?
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Sixth grade.
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Brutal wedgies.
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Hey, hey, Flaherty.
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That's a nice-lookin'
fountain pen.
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Must have been a bribe.
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I know you can't afford it.
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Wayne...
What are you doin' here?
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Shouldn't you be off
investigating your mother
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for some sort of scandal?
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Like what?
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Oh, I don't know.
Having you.
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Aw, hey, hey. Come on.
Do you mind?
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What's the matter?
You seem a little defensive.
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I got nothin' to hide.
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You've been trying
to pin something
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on this administration
for years.
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When are you gonna realize
that I'm like the road runner
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and you're like
a big, stupid reporter?
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Yeah, well, this big, stupid
reporter's next story
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is gonna focus on the mayor's
involvement in organized crime.
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You're dreaming.
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You know,
there's a couple of things
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I haven't done in my life...
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take down a mayor,
win a pulitzer.
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Pleasure a woman.
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It would be kind of nice
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to take care of both
of those things in one story.
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Mayor connected to mobster.
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The only mob story you could do
on this administration
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is a positive one.
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We got them out
of fulton fish market.
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We got them out
of the javid center.
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We've even been thinking
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of making them film
"the sopranos" somewhere else.
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Does the name Tony DeMarco
mean anything to you?
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No.
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Good, 'cause the feds have been
tryin' to nail that guy
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for racketeering charges
for years.
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But that wouldn't concern you,
would it?
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'Cause you've never heard
of him.
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You know,
I-I-I'll be right back.
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Here...
look at these secret files.
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Nikki [CLEARS THROAT]
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Where is your boyfriend,
Tony, right now?
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At work.
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I see,
and that wouldn't involve
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hanging outside a social club
in a warm-up suit, would it?
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What are you talking about?
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Nikki, you're dating
a mobster.
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Not Tony.
Everybody loves Tony.
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Because everybody
who doesn't... Is dead.
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I am never gonna get married!
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That's it. That's it.
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We'll play the pity card.
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I am not pitiful.
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Well, I don't want
to go wide with it.
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We just have to make it clear
that this is personal.
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00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:53,671
This is a desperate
single woman's mad scramble
261
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to land any man
who'll have her.
262
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,241
Hey, Mike...
263
00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:59,276
You should probably know...
264
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:02,446
A while back, I fixed a couple
of parking tickets for Tony.
265
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:05,249
He also gave Carter and me
a tip on a horse.
266
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:08,552
And I got his niece
into private school,
267
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:12,022
put a loading zone in front
of his buddy's laundromat,
268
00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:15,259
and I got him
diplomatic plates.
269
00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:18,562
Paul.
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00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,731
He calls me "lady-killer."
271
00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:24,235
All right.
272
00:13:24,269 --> 00:13:26,437
Well, so far,
I'm not hearing anything
273
00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:28,172
that's gonna make
the front page.
274
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,640
Oh, Mike, I made my decision.
275
00:13:29,674 --> 00:13:33,443
We gave that waste contract
to thunderbird sanitation.
276
00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:38,082
Hey, Nik...
277
00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:41,051
Let me see the back of that
jacket that Tony gave you.
278
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:49,059
Okay, raise your hand if you
ever helped Tony bury somebody.
279
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:54,599
So the mayor giving
this mob guy the contract
280
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,700
is a big problem?
281
00:13:59,370 --> 00:14:01,038
No, no.
282
00:14:01,072 --> 00:14:04,575
The mayor buying beer
for those cub scouts...
283
00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:06,744
that was a big problem.
284
00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:10,214
This... this...
this is a catastrophe.
285
00:14:11,049 --> 00:14:12,116
Look...
286
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:13,818
I can't sit here
287
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,686
and explain the entire
political process to you.
288
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:18,222
Mike, are you angry at me
289
00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:21,791
or are you angry
at your penis?
290
00:14:23,594 --> 00:14:26,397
Is that the only class you took
at shrink school?
291
00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:31,402
Uh, sir, we need to speak.
292
00:14:31,436 --> 00:14:34,304
When you awarded that contract
to thunderbird sanitation,
293
00:14:34,338 --> 00:14:35,839
what criteria did you use?
294
00:14:35,873 --> 00:14:39,777
Well, I used a nonbiased,
blind comparison
295
00:14:39,811 --> 00:14:41,512
of the cost benefits of the...
296
00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:44,014
Mike, please. We're talking
about garbage here.
297
00:14:44,048 --> 00:14:45,916
I picked the one
with the cool logo.
298
00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:48,618
So, you... you didn't meet
299
00:14:48,653 --> 00:14:50,854
with any
of the company's executives?
300
00:14:50,888 --> 00:14:52,056
Absolutely not.
301
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:53,824
I think we can
keep you clear of this.
302
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:54,858
Clear of what?
303
00:14:54,892 --> 00:14:56,727
Clear of nothing.
304
00:14:58,463 --> 00:15:00,130
[CLEARS THROAT]
305
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,510
Sir, who are you with
in this picture?
306
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,746
Oh, that's Nikki's boyfriend.
307
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,881
We went on a fishing trip
together.
308
00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:21,084
This is Tony DeMarco.
309
00:15:21,119 --> 00:15:24,888
He's the president
of thunderbird sanitation.
310
00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:27,124
He's a known mobster.
311
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,592
I thought it was odd
312
00:15:28,626 --> 00:15:31,461
when he said,
"let's go whack some fish."
313
00:15:39,037 --> 00:15:40,571
Hey, Caitlin.
314
00:15:40,605 --> 00:15:42,906
Listen, Mike,
I've been thinking.
315
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:45,876
About last night,
I overreacted.
316
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:49,046
Don't worry about that.
We got bigger problems.
317
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:52,282
Ooh. Is it political?
318
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:56,486
Wayne Sheridan...
319
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,622
he's got the mayor
linked to organized crime.
320
00:15:58,690 --> 00:15:59,823
What?
321
00:15:59,857 --> 00:16:01,959
Nikki's boyfriend.
322
00:16:01,993 --> 00:16:03,026
Is it real?
323
00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:04,294
Yeah, it's real.
324
00:16:04,329 --> 00:16:05,663
Can we bury it?
325
00:16:05,697 --> 00:16:07,631
No, not with this reporter,
326
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,500
'cause he's got it in
for the mayor.
327
00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:11,135
So, we'll go after him.
328
00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:13,837
He's clean. He's a pro.
There's nothin' there.
329
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:15,806
What's the fix?
330
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:18,709
[SIGHS]
331
00:16:19,177 --> 00:16:21,344
Oh. No, Mike.
332
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:23,113
Come on.
These are your friends.
333
00:16:23,147 --> 00:16:26,851
You think I don't know that?
334
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,919
What choice do I have?
335
00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:30,287
I don't get it.
336
00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:32,889
Look, doc...
337
00:16:32,924 --> 00:16:35,092
It's politics 101.
338
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,160
If your guy's in trouble,
339
00:16:37,195 --> 00:16:38,996
someone's gotta jump
on the grenade.
340
00:16:39,030 --> 00:16:40,263
What if no one jumps?
341
00:16:40,298 --> 00:16:42,766
Well, then,
someone's gotta get pushed.
342
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:46,102
I'd go with that Paul guy.
343
00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:49,840
Look, I-I'm not here
344
00:16:49,874 --> 00:16:52,609
to find out which one
of my staff to sacrifice.
345
00:16:52,644 --> 00:16:54,712
You just want me
to tell you it's okay.
346
00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,146
Yes! Please!
347
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:58,215
I got 15 minutes
before the press conference.
348
00:16:58,249 --> 00:17:00,617
If I tell you to do something
questionable in your job,
349
00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:03,020
then I'd be doing something
questionable in my job.
350
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:04,889
I just want you
to tell me it's okay.
351
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:07,925
Just say the words,
"it's okay."
352
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:10,193
Not unless
it's for the right reasons.
353
00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:13,130
Doc...
354
00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:16,667
I'm really angry
at my penis.
355
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:21,705
It's okay.
356
00:17:21,739 --> 00:17:23,774
Thank you, doc!
357
00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,075
Oh, Mike?
358
00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:26,910
Pay mallory on your way out.
359
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,617
This is it.
360
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:36,987
One of us is goin' down.
361
00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:38,588
I'm really nervous.
362
00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:39,957
James, don't be.
363
00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:42,793
At one time or another,
every great political figure
364
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:44,928
has been sacrificed
for the greater good.
365
00:17:44,962 --> 00:17:47,097
So you'd be okay
if it were you?
366
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:48,932
Hell, no.
I need my j-o-b.
367
00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:54,638
I should be the one to go.
368
00:17:54,672 --> 00:17:56,574
This whole thing
is basically my fault.
369
00:17:56,608 --> 00:18:00,110
Basically?
Try "totally."
370
00:18:00,144 --> 00:18:03,179
I'll take you down with me.
371
00:18:03,214 --> 00:18:04,214
It's me.
372
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,749
I'm out.
373
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:09,219
And I just blew all that money
on groceries.
374
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:16,993
[ALL SHOUTING QUESTIONS,
CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]
375
00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:18,062
Good afternoon.
376
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,729
I have a brief statement
to make.
377
00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:24,201
The allegations against
the mayor are ridiculous.
378
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:25,802
If there has been
379
00:18:25,836 --> 00:18:29,072
any wrongdoing
in this administration,
380
00:18:29,106 --> 00:18:31,875
there's only one person
who's at fault.
381
00:18:36,981 --> 00:18:38,882
And that person...
382
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,486
...is me.
383
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,789
[REPORTERS MURMURING]
384
00:18:45,823 --> 00:18:50,294
I awarded Tony DeMarco
that city contract.
385
00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:53,797
I authorized
all favors done for him.
386
00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:57,634
So I, alone,
am totally responsible.
387
00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:01,305
I have no further comment
at this time.
388
00:19:01,339 --> 00:19:04,040
If you have any questions
about regular city business,
389
00:19:04,074 --> 00:19:06,977
Paul lassiter will be happy
to answer them. Thank you.
390
00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:09,279
[REPORTERS SHOUTING QUESTIONS]
391
00:19:12,683 --> 00:19:15,586
Deputy mayor, Michael Flaherty,
took the blame today
392
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:18,755
as allegationsof ties to organized crie
393
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,256
threatened to take down
394
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,860
mayor Randall Winston'sentire administration.
395
00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:24,227
[DOORBELL RINGS]
396
00:19:24,229 --> 00:19:26,597
This could spell the endof Flaherty's career...
397
00:19:31,769 --> 00:19:33,870
I'm so proud of you.
398
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,976
Listen, it was, uh...
399
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:41,812
It was an easy choice.
400
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:44,915
This kind of thing would've
buried any one of them.
401
00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:47,451
What about you?
402
00:19:47,485 --> 00:19:48,952
I know the system.
403
00:19:48,986 --> 00:19:52,189
I'll... I'll survive this.
404
00:19:54,425 --> 00:19:55,359
[SIGHS]
405
00:19:55,393 --> 00:19:56,960
Is there anything I can do?
406
00:19:56,994 --> 00:19:58,929
No, I'm okay.
407
00:20:00,665 --> 00:20:02,832
Well, that's good.
408
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,537
You know, I heard
that construction crew
409
00:20:06,571 --> 00:20:09,239
was ready to go back to work.
410
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:13,510
Well, that's good,
because, uh...
411
00:20:13,544 --> 00:20:16,847
Because, you know, the city
is really eager to, uh...
412
00:20:16,881 --> 00:20:18,615
Well, you know...
413
00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:20,717
Have sex with you.
414
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,456
CAITLIN: Uh!
415
00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:30,527
[BOTH MOANING]
416
00:20:32,296 --> 00:20:34,364
MIKE: Oh,
I'm gonna kill that shrink!
417
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:38,368
- [MAN] Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
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