Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:10,108
[SIGHS]
2
00:00:10,142 --> 00:00:13,177
Aaahhh!
3
00:00:13,212 --> 00:00:16,515
[JACKHAMMER DRILLING]
4
00:00:22,254 --> 00:00:24,789
[DRILLING CONTINUES]
5
00:00:32,831 --> 00:00:34,098
Excuse me.
6
00:00:34,133 --> 00:00:35,567
[DRILLING STOPS]
7
00:00:35,601 --> 00:00:36,801
Um, I was just tryin' to...
8
00:00:36,836 --> 00:00:38,870
[RESUMES, STOPS]
9
00:00:38,905 --> 00:00:41,806
I say, I'm tryin' to get
a little rest here.
10
00:00:41,841 --> 00:00:44,676
[RESUMES, STOPS]
11
00:00:44,710 --> 00:00:45,744
I-I get it.
12
00:00:45,778 --> 00:00:47,512
I-I-I didn't say
the magic word.
13
00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:48,914
Okay, could you please...
14
00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:50,449
[RESUMES, STOPS]
15
00:00:50,483 --> 00:00:51,583
Please?
16
00:00:51,617 --> 00:00:53,551
[RESUMES, STOPS]
17
00:00:53,585 --> 00:00:54,886
[QUICKLY] Please?!
18
00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:56,988
[RESUMES, STOPS]
19
00:00:57,022 --> 00:01:00,158
Look, I am the deputy mayor
of New York City.
20
00:01:00,192 --> 00:01:03,227
And I demand that you stop that
right now!
21
00:01:03,262 --> 00:01:04,495
Do you hear me?
22
00:01:04,529 --> 00:01:05,730
MAN: Screw you!
23
00:01:05,764 --> 00:01:07,365
Oh, oh! Okay, all right.
24
00:01:07,399 --> 00:01:10,935
Listen, I dare you
to come up here and say that!
25
00:01:10,969 --> 00:01:13,271
[TOOL CLANKS]
26
00:01:13,305 --> 00:01:15,306
[FOOTSTEPS]
27
00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:19,377
For a big fellow,
you can really climb!
28
00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:21,546
[ACOUSTIC GUITAR PLAYS]
29
00:01:46,438 --> 00:01:49,474
Okay, I assume everybody saw
this morning's papers.
30
00:01:49,508 --> 00:01:51,843
General macallister
is at it again.
31
00:01:51,877 --> 00:01:54,879
"Winston war record
no challenge for big Mac."
32
00:01:54,913 --> 00:01:57,682
Big Mac? Where?
33
00:01:57,716 --> 00:01:59,551
This guy keeps ripping
into the mayor
34
00:01:59,585 --> 00:02:00,785
about his war record.
35
00:02:00,819 --> 00:02:02,821
So in response, we've arranged
to have the mayor
36
00:02:02,855 --> 00:02:05,423
receive a citation for bravery
at a very public ceremony.
37
00:02:05,457 --> 00:02:06,591
It's gonna be a whopper.
38
00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:07,626
Oh, hey, Paul...
39
00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:11,429
I'm not a whopper guy.
40
00:02:11,463 --> 00:02:14,666
The mayor was in one of those
privileged, rich-kid units.
41
00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:17,668
He and his platoon did blow up
a key enemy bridge.
42
00:02:17,703 --> 00:02:20,305
You know, in high school,
I was in rotc.
43
00:02:20,339 --> 00:02:21,573
It was pretty rough.
44
00:02:21,607 --> 00:02:24,141
One minute,
your best buddy's next to you,
45
00:02:24,176 --> 00:02:27,178
then bam! His dad gets
transferred to des moines.
46
00:02:29,748 --> 00:02:32,450
[VOICE BREAKING]
Excuse me.
47
00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:33,784
[GASPS]
48
00:02:33,819 --> 00:02:36,721
Is this the engagement ring
Trevor gave you?
49
00:02:36,755 --> 00:02:38,857
Yeah, it was
his grandmother's.
50
00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:40,325
Isn't that romantic?
51
00:02:40,359 --> 00:02:43,728
Yeah, and free.
52
00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:46,464
You know, Caitlin,
when you marry the same guy
53
00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,133
for the second time,
54
00:02:48,167 --> 00:02:51,236
it's traditional
to not wear underwear.
55
00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:52,703
Really, Stuart?
56
00:02:52,738 --> 00:02:55,440
Because I didn't wear any
the first time.
57
00:02:55,474 --> 00:02:56,874
Excuse me.
58
00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:02,981
Nikki!
Do you ever do charity work?
59
00:03:03,015 --> 00:03:06,717
Stuart, for the last time,
I won't sleep with you.
60
00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,986
Ha ha ha ha!
No, seriously.
61
00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:11,756
I'm helping an orphanage
raise money
62
00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:13,791
for a trip to sea world.
63
00:03:13,825 --> 00:03:15,092
Okay, let me guess...
64
00:03:15,127 --> 00:03:18,462
"orphanage" is slang
for stripper.
65
00:03:18,497 --> 00:03:22,267
And "sea world" is code
for your pants.
66
00:03:22,301 --> 00:03:24,936
Nikki, how long
have we worked together?
67
00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:27,605
The code for my pants
is "play world"!
68
00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,508
Now, listen,
this is important.
69
00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:34,712
I'm puttin' together
a charity swimsuit calendar.
70
00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:38,049
Oh! And you want me
to pose for it.
71
00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:39,617
I'm not makin' this up.
72
00:03:39,651 --> 00:03:41,152
All right, Stuart.
Right.
73
00:03:41,186 --> 00:03:44,088
If this is so real, what's
the name of the orphanage?
74
00:03:44,122 --> 00:03:45,323
Clearview.
75
00:03:47,159 --> 00:03:48,793
The clearview home
for children.
76
00:03:48,827 --> 00:03:50,828
I don't think so, Stuart.
77
00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:53,565
If you do this for me,
you'll get to see sham...
78
00:03:56,802 --> 00:03:58,836
Okay, that is code.
79
00:04:00,773 --> 00:04:03,475
So let me walk you
through tomorrow's ceremony.
80
00:04:03,509 --> 00:04:05,944
You will march in uniform
right along here,
81
00:04:05,978 --> 00:04:07,345
up to general kenville.
82
00:04:07,379 --> 00:04:09,347
You'll salute him
and receive your citation.
83
00:04:09,381 --> 00:04:11,048
Uh...
84
00:04:11,083 --> 00:04:12,817
Is there a problem?
85
00:04:12,851 --> 00:04:14,385
Well, the thing is,
86
00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,956
my company didn't exactly
waste a lot of time
87
00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:20,491
learning
silly army procedures,
88
00:04:20,525 --> 00:04:24,195
like how to march
or salute or... Use a weapon.
89
00:04:24,229 --> 00:04:25,963
You're kidding.
90
00:04:25,998 --> 00:04:29,500
Hey, Caitlin, a little respect
for the war hero.
91
00:04:29,534 --> 00:04:32,636
This man is the real deal.
He was in viet.
92
00:04:32,671 --> 00:04:34,272
We called it "nam."
93
00:04:35,574 --> 00:04:37,208
This man
was risking his life,
94
00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:38,543
slugging it out
with Peter.
95
00:04:38,577 --> 00:04:40,078
Charlie.
96
00:04:40,112 --> 00:04:43,214
James, you were in rotc.
Why don't you work with him?
97
00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:45,583
I-I couldn't.
He's seen action.
98
00:04:45,617 --> 00:04:47,117
James, I want you to.
99
00:04:47,152 --> 00:04:49,954
But, sir, if anything,
you should train me.
100
00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:51,288
You're the hero.
101
00:04:51,323 --> 00:04:54,492
James, that's an order.
You need to whip me into shape.
102
00:04:54,526 --> 00:04:55,893
What? Like...
103
00:04:55,928 --> 00:05:00,264
Hit the dirt,
you skirt-wearing maggot, now!!
104
00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:02,200
Yeah, just like that.
105
00:05:02,234 --> 00:05:03,401
I couldn't do that.
106
00:05:10,876 --> 00:05:14,345
And this
is Uncle Stuart's desk.
107
00:05:14,379 --> 00:05:16,881
Is that your wife?
108
00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:21,919
Uh, no, she's probably married
to one of those two guys.
109
00:05:23,488 --> 00:05:27,191
Who are these
adorable little people?
110
00:05:27,225 --> 00:05:28,760
They're from
the clearview home.
111
00:05:28,794 --> 00:05:30,094
Kids, meet Nikki.
Say hi.
112
00:05:30,128 --> 00:05:31,529
Hi, Nikki!
Hi, Nikki!
113
00:05:31,563 --> 00:05:32,730
Hi, you guys!
114
00:05:32,764 --> 00:05:35,065
I don't have a mommy.
115
00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,870
You know, Nikki,
it would sure help these guys
116
00:05:38,904 --> 00:05:40,538
if you'd do
that swimsuit calendar.
117
00:05:40,572 --> 00:05:42,573
You're so pretty.
118
00:05:42,607 --> 00:05:47,378
I bet we'd make enough
to get vaccinations.
119
00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,880
That's so sweet.
120
00:05:49,914 --> 00:05:52,617
Yeah... How could anybody
say no to these faces?
121
00:05:52,651 --> 00:05:57,622
Well... Not me,
that's for sure!
122
00:05:57,656 --> 00:06:00,725
Hey, kids,
she's gonna do it!
123
00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:03,093
Yay! Yay! Yay!
124
00:06:03,128 --> 00:06:06,197
If you'll excuse me, kids,
I've got to get to the gym.
125
00:06:07,666 --> 00:06:11,002
Bye, Nikki! Bye, Nikki!
Bye, Nikki!
126
00:06:11,036 --> 00:06:14,171
Okay, here's your 5 bucks.
Go find your tour group.
127
00:06:14,206 --> 00:06:16,340
You said 10!
128
00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,175
Next time,
get it in writing.
129
00:06:25,483 --> 00:06:27,218
[JACKHAMMER DRILLING]
130
00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:32,923
MAN: Okay, guys,
let's light it up!
131
00:06:32,958 --> 00:06:36,093
Aahhh!
132
00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:46,604
Hey, hey!
Hey, turn that off!
133
00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:48,373
I mean it this time.
134
00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:53,478
I will have you fired so fast,
it'll make your beer guts spin!
135
00:06:53,512 --> 00:06:55,112
Bite me.
136
00:06:55,147 --> 00:07:00,618
What? That's witty.
That's very witty.
137
00:07:00,653 --> 00:07:02,654
You bite me!
138
00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:03,921
[DOORBELL RINGS]
139
00:07:11,262 --> 00:07:12,296
Aah!
140
00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:13,598
Aah!
141
00:07:13,632 --> 00:07:16,500
Oh, the city
has really gotten to you.
142
00:07:16,535 --> 00:07:19,136
[SHOUTING]
What did you say?
143
00:07:20,705 --> 00:07:22,139
Oh, right. Sorry.
144
00:07:22,173 --> 00:07:24,942
What... what are you
doin' here?
145
00:07:24,976 --> 00:07:26,377
Everything okay?
146
00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:27,812
Yes. No! Um...
147
00:07:27,846 --> 00:07:31,349
Well, I'm here because
it's not that I'm, you know,
148
00:07:31,383 --> 00:07:34,551
having second thoughts
about marrying Trevor,
149
00:07:34,586 --> 00:07:35,953
but you and I...
150
00:07:35,987 --> 00:07:37,254
I-I just don't know.
151
00:07:37,289 --> 00:07:39,457
I know that I am rambling,
but...
152
00:07:39,491 --> 00:07:41,559
I really need you
to kiss me.
153
00:07:41,593 --> 00:07:44,361
Okay.
154
00:07:56,508 --> 00:07:59,043
Anything else?
155
00:07:59,077 --> 00:08:02,714
I guess not.
156
00:08:07,886 --> 00:08:08,852
Okay.
157
00:08:08,887 --> 00:08:12,757
That's not gonna help me sleep.
158
00:08:19,531 --> 00:08:22,634
So Caitlin
just shows up at your door
159
00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,435
and gives you a kiss?
160
00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,803
Yeah.
161
00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:27,838
What did you say?
162
00:08:27,872 --> 00:08:30,942
I said, uh...
163
00:08:30,976 --> 00:08:34,512
"Anything else?"
164
00:08:34,546 --> 00:08:36,180
"Anything else?"!
165
00:08:36,214 --> 00:08:38,882
What's wrong with that?
166
00:08:38,917 --> 00:08:41,385
Nothing, if you're workin'
the drive-through window
167
00:08:41,419 --> 00:08:42,654
at arby's.
168
00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:43,888
Come on, Carter.
169
00:08:43,922 --> 00:08:45,823
She shows up out of nowhere.
170
00:08:45,857 --> 00:08:48,725
I haven't slept in... in...
in two days.
171
00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,961
What was I
supposed to say?
172
00:08:50,996 --> 00:08:53,665
How about, "I love you"?
173
00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,433
Where were you last night?
174
00:08:58,103 --> 00:08:59,904
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
175
00:08:59,938 --> 00:09:01,706
Let's go, maggot!
176
00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:04,976
Left! Left!
Left, right, left!
177
00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:06,377
Left! Left!
178
00:09:06,411 --> 00:09:08,413
Left... Right...
179
00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:09,647
Halt!
180
00:09:09,681 --> 00:09:14,618
You make me sick!
Where you from, maggot?
181
00:09:14,653 --> 00:09:15,954
Connecticut.
182
00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:19,991
You've been to my place.
183
00:09:20,025 --> 00:09:21,391
Connecticut.
184
00:09:21,426 --> 00:09:24,061
Only two things
come from Connecticut...
185
00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:26,197
antique dealers
and old money.
186
00:09:26,231 --> 00:09:27,364
Which are you?!
187
00:09:27,398 --> 00:09:30,601
Old money.
188
00:09:30,635 --> 00:09:33,371
[NORMAL VOICE]
That works better with Texas.
189
00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:35,072
Can we take a break,
James?
190
00:09:35,106 --> 00:09:37,875
Sure, you can tell me
about that bridge.
191
00:09:37,909 --> 00:09:39,477
I remember it well.
192
00:09:39,511 --> 00:09:43,114
We'd been partying pretty hard
that night.
193
00:09:43,148 --> 00:09:47,885
Somebody had the bright idea
to do a little night surfing.
194
00:09:47,919 --> 00:09:50,154
So we hopped into the jeep.
195
00:09:50,188 --> 00:09:53,858
As you know,
all the street signs over there
196
00:09:53,892 --> 00:09:57,061
are in that weird
menu language.
197
00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:04,268
Before you know it,
we were in enemy territory.
198
00:10:04,302 --> 00:10:07,938
And as we were crossing
a bridge,
199
00:10:07,972 --> 00:10:11,709
I tossed out a joi...
cigarette.
200
00:10:11,743 --> 00:10:14,144
And all of a sudden,
kablooey!
201
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:17,782
We were thrown free,
but the bridge was destroyed
202
00:10:17,816 --> 00:10:21,219
just as the enemy
was about to cross it.
203
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,254
So it was just an accident?
204
00:10:24,289 --> 00:10:26,356
Yeah, pretty cool, huh?
205
00:10:31,496 --> 00:10:35,265
Hey, Mike.
206
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,868
Mike!
207
00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,470
What?! Next!
208
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:42,506
Mike,
you got a little, uh...
209
00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:45,843
Little...
Little desk head.
210
00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:50,047
No, no, Carter.
This is my new system.
211
00:10:50,081 --> 00:10:51,581
See?
212
00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:56,386
"Take in dry cleaning."
213
00:10:56,421 --> 00:10:59,423
Check.
214
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:01,192
I ran into Caitlin
in the hall,
215
00:11:01,226 --> 00:11:03,261
and she asked me
to give you this.
216
00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:07,465
A note.
217
00:11:07,499 --> 00:11:11,836
- A note from Caitlin.
- What's it say?
218
00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:14,671
You've been alone with this
for 90 seconds.
219
00:11:14,706 --> 00:11:16,506
We both know you read it.
220
00:11:16,541 --> 00:11:18,776
No, no,
that was the old Carter.
221
00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:21,846
The n Carter
respects people's privacy.
222
00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:27,118
"Mike, thank you
for indulging me last night.
223
00:11:27,152 --> 00:11:30,321
The kiss was wonderful..."
224
00:11:30,355 --> 00:11:33,024
Yes!
225
00:11:33,058 --> 00:11:35,125
Heh! Turn it over.
226
00:11:42,334 --> 00:11:47,104
"...but I'm meeting Trevor
in Paris.
227
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:52,043
"We're getting married.
C'est LA vie.
228
00:11:52,077 --> 00:11:54,312
Love, Caitlin."
229
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:55,713
Sorry, Mike.
230
00:11:55,747 --> 00:11:57,414
I'm goin' after her.
231
00:11:57,449 --> 00:12:00,484
Mike,
you can't just go to Paris.
232
00:12:00,518 --> 00:12:02,386
Carter,
when she wrote this note,
233
00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:03,921
she didn't know I loved her.
234
00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:06,390
I'm gonna go to Paris.
I'm gonna tell her.
235
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,425
What about
the mayor's ceremony?
236
00:12:08,459 --> 00:12:10,560
Carter,
in my whole career,
237
00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:13,530
I have never
let the man down once.
238
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:16,400
Someone like Caitlin
only happens once in a lifetime.
239
00:12:16,468 --> 00:12:19,636
When he finds out why I went,
he'll be happy for me.
240
00:12:19,671 --> 00:12:25,142
But just in case, uh...
Tell him my appendix burst.
241
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:27,644
Good luck, and, hey,
get some sleep on the plane.
242
00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:30,948
Carter, trust me, I'm
gonna sleep all the way there.
243
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,816
[CHEERING]
244
00:12:45,163 --> 00:12:46,430
Look, janelle,
245
00:12:46,464 --> 00:12:49,200
30 years later,
and it still fits me
246
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,869
like I had it tailored
yesterday.
247
00:12:51,903 --> 00:12:55,439
Maybe that's because
you had it tailored yesterday.
248
00:12:55,473 --> 00:12:57,875
Ceremony starts
in 10 minutes.
249
00:12:57,909 --> 00:13:00,011
Here's your speech,
Mr. hero, sir.
250
00:13:00,045 --> 00:13:02,980
Don't accidentally blow it up.
251
00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:05,616
James, am I sensing
a little attitude from you?
252
00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:09,186
I wouldn't dare give attitude
to the big, phony war hero.
253
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:12,356
Sir, maybe you
should take a look at this.
254
00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:16,693
"On behalf of all shameless,
opportunistic, yellow-bellied...
255
00:13:16,728 --> 00:13:19,563
Cowards"...
256
00:13:19,597 --> 00:13:22,867
well,
it's no gettysburg address.
257
00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:26,737
Janelle,
would you give us a moment?
258
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,942
James, sit down.
259
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,477
[DOOR CLOSES]
260
00:13:33,511 --> 00:13:36,247
I could be killed
for telling you this,
261
00:13:36,281 --> 00:13:39,150
but accidentally
blowing up that bridge
262
00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:40,317
was no accident.
263
00:13:40,351 --> 00:13:41,652
It wasn't?
264
00:13:41,686 --> 00:13:43,253
No.
265
00:13:43,287 --> 00:13:46,657
My squad was actually
a secret...
266
00:13:46,691 --> 00:13:47,791
Covert...
267
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,393
Undercover...
268
00:13:49,427 --> 00:13:51,295
Stealth...
269
00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:54,231
Secret operation.
270
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:55,699
You said "secret" twice.
271
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,301
It was that secret.
272
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,337
Pshht!
273
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:03,140
We only pretendedto be drunken cowards
274
00:14:03,174 --> 00:14:05,443
to throw off the enemy.
275
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:06,744
Really?!
276
00:14:06,778 --> 00:14:09,112
So then you are a hero?!
277
00:14:09,147 --> 00:14:13,150
I swear, James, or my name
isn't Randall Winston.
278
00:14:13,184 --> 00:14:17,121
And by the way...
My name isn't Randall Winston.
279
00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:20,491
Pshht!
280
00:14:24,195 --> 00:14:26,897
Mademoiselle Moore's plane
has been delayed.
281
00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:29,799
She'll be arriving
in a few hours, monsieur...
282
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:32,703
Flaherty.
283
00:14:32,737 --> 00:14:36,974
It said on the reservation
that mademoiselle Moore's fiancé
284
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:40,944
is in provence until tomorrow,
and is named Trevor wolf.
285
00:14:40,979 --> 00:14:43,046
Yeah, well, I, uh...
286
00:14:43,081 --> 00:14:46,584
I never travel
under my own name.
287
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:50,854
See, I'm very famous
back in the states.
288
00:14:50,888 --> 00:14:53,857
What do you do?
289
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:57,728
I'm a game-show host...
290
00:14:57,762 --> 00:15:00,463
Regis Flaherty.
291
00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:06,736
I think you should leave.
292
00:15:06,771 --> 00:15:10,841
You know, I was assured there
would not be any problem here
293
00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:14,344
by my very close,
personal friend... Jerry Lewis.
294
00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:16,647
My attitude
about your leaving...
295
00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:19,350
Has not changed.
296
00:15:19,384 --> 00:15:22,252
Well, listen... Laurent.
297
00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:26,723
Maybe...
A little stubby French guy
298
00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:29,560
will change your mind.
299
00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:32,530
That is 40 cents.
300
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:35,733
All right,
well, how about, uh...
301
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:38,101
Ugly woman with a crown?
302
00:15:40,338 --> 00:15:44,241
Old woman with a test tube?
303
00:15:44,275 --> 00:15:45,475
Little guy...
304
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,410
Uh...
305
00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:50,780
well, surrenderingis a good bet.
306
00:15:53,784 --> 00:15:56,186
[SIGHS]
307
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,555
Finally.
308
00:16:03,361 --> 00:16:06,530
[MAN SPEAKING FRENCH]
309
00:16:06,564 --> 00:16:09,532
[JACKHAMMER DRILLING]
310
00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:25,683
Nikki, you're the best.
311
00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:28,518
I still think this
calendar thing is a little odd.
312
00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,555
Can I have
a sip of your water?
313
00:16:31,589 --> 00:16:32,389
Sure.
314
00:16:35,693 --> 00:16:37,094
Clearview...
315
00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:40,131
the clearview homefor children.
316
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:45,836
Just remember, you're doing this
for those adorable kids.
317
00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:47,204
[CHUCKLES]
318
00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:50,340
Okay, people.
319
00:16:50,374 --> 00:16:53,810
Next, we are goingto go see the mayor's office.
320
00:16:57,515 --> 00:16:59,983
I gotta tell ya,
they're gonna love sea world.
321
00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:05,556
I'm helping an orphaeraise money...
322
00:17:05,590 --> 00:17:07,924
For a trip to sea wo.
323
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:09,293
Stuart!
324
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,228
You made this whole thing up!
325
00:17:11,262 --> 00:17:14,331
You even made up sea world.
326
00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:19,670
You did all this
to see me in a bathing suit?
327
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:22,273
Yeah.
328
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:25,676
You know what, Stuart?
You've earned this.
329
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,377
You're gonna do it?!
330
00:17:27,411 --> 00:17:29,580
Just this once
and just for a second!
331
00:17:29,614 --> 00:17:32,182
Oh!
Oh, wait, wait, wait!
332
00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:36,520
Let me get ready.
I've waited so long for this.
333
00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:38,789
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
334
00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,124
Here you go, buddy.
335
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:42,292
Close your eyes
for a second.
336
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:43,961
Oh.
337
00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:51,001
[SINGSONG]
Okay, you can open them!
338
00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:52,102
[INHALES]
339
00:17:52,136 --> 00:17:53,603
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
340
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:54,671
Oh!
341
00:17:54,705 --> 00:17:56,573
I can't see! Blind!
342
00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:59,709
A do-over!
I want a do-over!
343
00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:02,179
Tell it to the orphans!
344
00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:03,814
[DOOR CLOSES]
345
00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:07,450
MAN: Qu'est-ce tu veux,gilligan?
346
00:18:07,485 --> 00:18:11,555
["GILLIGAN'S ISLAND" THEME SOGPLAYS]
347
00:18:11,589 --> 00:18:16,192
I love Nick at nuit.
348
00:18:18,296 --> 00:18:20,331
Mike.
349
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:21,999
What are you doing here?
350
00:18:22,033 --> 00:18:28,104
Oh, I was having trouble
sleeping in my apartment...
351
00:18:28,139 --> 00:18:31,642
So I thought I'd try France...
352
00:18:33,411 --> 00:18:35,146
...and, uh...
353
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:38,949
There's something
that I have to tell you.
354
00:18:38,983 --> 00:18:41,718
Uh, Caitlin...
355
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,358
...I love you.
356
00:18:51,529 --> 00:18:54,064
So, I'll see you
back at the office.
357
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:59,703
Mike, Mike, Mike,
wait, um...
358
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:05,476
You came all the way over here
to tell me you love me?
359
00:19:05,510 --> 00:19:06,777
Yeah.
360
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:08,245
[SIGHS]
361
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:12,882
That's the most romantic thing
anyone's ever done for me.
362
00:19:14,719 --> 00:19:18,222
Don't marry Trevor.
363
00:19:18,256 --> 00:19:22,292
Okay.
364
00:19:22,326 --> 00:19:25,896
Really?
365
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:28,331
Yeah.
366
00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:29,766
Wow, I...
367
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:34,871
I should've told you this
before I maxed out my gold card.
368
00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:36,940
Come here.
369
00:19:46,918 --> 00:19:49,552
Why don't, um,
you go relax,
370
00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:52,589
and I'll pour us
some champagne.
371
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:55,092
That's a good idea.
372
00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:02,565
You know, Mike, I am sorry
I put you through all this.
373
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,301
I realized
when I was on the plane
374
00:20:05,336 --> 00:20:07,838
that I wasn't
running to Trevor.
375
00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:10,140
I was running away
from you.
376
00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:13,209
I guess I was, um,
scared of how I felt
377
00:20:13,244 --> 00:20:17,247
because,
well, the truth is...
378
00:20:28,159 --> 00:20:30,760
...I love you, too.
379
00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:34,732
[INHALES]
380
00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:42,239
Hey.
381
00:20:42,273 --> 00:20:45,909
I want my 5 bucks.
382
00:20:45,943 --> 00:20:49,880
And I want to see Nikki
in a bikini.
383
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,314
Life sucks.
384
00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:53,016
Now get lost.
385
00:20:53,050 --> 00:20:56,219
I'll give you
one more chance.
386
00:20:56,253 --> 00:20:57,921
I want my 5 bucks.
387
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,323
What are you gonna do?
388
00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:01,592
Gain 150 pounds
and kick my butt?
389
00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:02,859
Whoa.
390
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:06,530
Old-girlfriend flashback.
391
00:21:06,564 --> 00:21:08,565
Hey, guys!
392
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:14,471
STUART: Quit it!
393
00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:17,474
Oh! Oh, yeah!
I'm telling!
394
00:21:17,508 --> 00:21:20,144
- [MAN] Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog.
- [UBU BARKS]26827
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof