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We have to stop seeing each other, Diego. Do you think so?
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If we want to stay alive, we have to.
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We won’t regret it.
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One way or another, you end up regretting something.
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But I won’t regret meeting you.
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Elena and I had decided to end our little adventure.
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From now on, it would be our secret.
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And each time, more people would know about it.
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I can’t believe it.
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It’s my father with that book.
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We should go, right?
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Yes, yes, let’s go.
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No, we paid for the tickets; now we’re leaving?
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Who are you calling?
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Every couple is like an adventure.
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I have something very important to say.
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Okay, okay, but hurry up.
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And just like in a bullfight, in a relationship, there's always the possibility of getting gored.
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No, Sofi, this is just hurting for the sake of hurting.
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On the contrary, I’m just doing what my parents taught me.
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Being honest.
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Please, call your mother, tell her not to come.
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Come on, you can’t just meddle in their lives.
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But in the end, I’m doing them a favor.
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Maybe they'll finally realize that their marriage is dead.
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Well, GondiĂł will be dead when your mother arrives.
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No, no, we can still stop this.
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Please, tell your father.
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But he’s with my mother’s best friend.
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He deserves everything that’s coming to him.
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What are you doing? What are you doing?
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Huh? Huh? Nothing?
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Come on, nothing.
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Damn! Damn!
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I think Alba's coming here.
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And up there is my daughter, sitting.
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So people still want to watch movies in the original version.
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I’m leaving! I’m leaving!
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I’m leaving! I’m leaving!
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Elena.
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Elena.
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Elena.
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Elena.
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No, no, no.
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No, no, it was a kiss. Give it to me right here.
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I kissed you to your tonsils.
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Well, it’s over with Elena, okay?
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But please, don’t tell your mother, we’re good now.
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Dad, but if you had an affair with someone else,
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it means things aren’t going that well.
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Well, there are some issues, some issues.
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But overall, we're good, we're good.
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Look, Dad, you never had the guts to tell Mom what you really want.
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But why would I tell her?
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If we end up doing what she wants anyway.
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That's because of you, son.
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Because you let her.
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Careful, your mother’s crying.
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Let me, no, girls, let me talk.
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You don’t say anything.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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What’s going on? Why did you call me, SofĂa?
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Well...
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Because...
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I told Dad that I’m a lesbian.
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Yes.
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And, well, I also told him that Daniela is my girlfriend.
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And he took it well, right?
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Yes.
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Well.
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Well.
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Well, good, because I was worried.
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No, no...
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Maybe it’s a bit warm in here.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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A drink, Mr. Diego.
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It seems like your sugar dropped.
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No, over there, over there.
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Let's go that way.
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Mrs. Alba, hello.
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Hi.
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Well, I’m going to choose the geek.
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That geek.
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And the question is, which one is not a fruit?
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There, I nailed it.
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Things aren’t that simple.
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So, tell me the truth, SofĂa.
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Are you suddenly being a lesbian overnight just to get attention?
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No.
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No, then it’s because I didn’t approve of Charlie.
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Fine, no problem.
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Give me his number, I’ll call him.
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Dad, but I don’t want to get back with Charlie.
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But did that Melendi guy hurt you so much that now you’ve switched sides?
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But no, really, no.
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No, well something must be happening for you to be with her.
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Well, her name is Daniela, and you need to accept her.
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Which could be Simpson, Charlotte, or Desiree?
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You’re definitely going to win this one because I don’t know it.
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Well, you see, I just can’t because I look at her, and she rubs me the wrong way.
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Well, you’d better start liking her, because if you don’t, I’m going to tell Mom about your affair with Helena.
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What?
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No need, SofĂa, no need to blackmail your father.
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Blackmail your father? You’re really going for the kill, huh? Stabbing him in the back.
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Long hair and so feminine.
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Don Diego, you’re losing it, seriously, Don Diego.
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Please, please, I’m begging you, SofĂa, come back home with me.
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You say no, but I see you’re confused.
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Dad, no, okay? This is my home, and these are my drinks.
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If you don’t like it, don’t come back.
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Alright.
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Alright.
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Well, I thought he would take it worse, huh? Not too bad...
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Hey, Dani, I’m really sorry, okay? About this guy, I’m sorry.
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Don’t worry about it.
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Usually, when we come out of the closet, the parents go into it.
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Yeah, well, but this won’t change what we have, right?
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No, don’t worry.
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Alright, alright.
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Daniela, you’ve traveled a lot, have you been to Amsterdam,
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those places where they sell drugs in cafes?
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Yeah, why?
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Well, because Silvia, this girl I like, well...
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she smokes a lot of that stuff and says some weird words.
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Like what?
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Well, like... I don't know, like "mey," "beta," "ruca," I don't know.
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"Ruca" means a woman.
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Oh, really? Well, they all sound dangerous to me.
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Hey, maybe you could teach me some basic vocabulary so I don't make a fool of myself.
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No, Gonzalo, don't go down that road; she'll catch you.
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So what should I do?
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Just be yourself. Take her somewhere you like.
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That's not a bad idea.
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Because last night we were at a techno concert, and I almost got my face smashed in for...
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for some "rulas," which I don't even know what they are.
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You know, if you were gay, it’d be easier to get laid, right?
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Enough with that! I like Silvia.
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Hey, I got it! How about we go out to dinner as two couples?
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And you can present me as a wild and tough guy.
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Wild and tough?
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I don’t think that’ll work, but okay, it could be fun.
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Alright, thanks.
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Hey, one thing, before that, you have to do me a favor, okay?
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No, don't sit there, because if Don Diego sees you...
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I don't think he can dislike me more than he already does.
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He’s always talking about how beautifully designed this car is,
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and if you scratch it, he’ll kill you.
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What’s she doing here?
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Don Diego, she wants to talk to you.
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Listen to her, she’s a very nice girl.
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You've already brainwashed him, haven't you?
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It's easy, with Gonzalo, it's easy.
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What do you think?
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That lesbians go around abducting people like aliens or what?
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All I know is that a few months ago, my daughter was going to give me grandchildren.
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And now, the only thing I can do with her is go buy plaid shirts.
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It’s incredible, but you have everything I could hate in a guy.
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Isn’t it great? I feel exactly the same way.
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No, no, this conversation started off wrong.
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It’s already a bit mixed up.
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What she’s trying to say is...
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Is that you're behaving like an idiot.
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No, that’s not it.
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No, no, Don Diego, come here, Don Diego, no.
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That’s what she used to think.
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But now, after getting to know you, she wants to say...
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You’re old-fashioned.
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I’m old-fashioned, right?
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Look, if you can get married, it's thanks to people like me who took to the streets.
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And let me tell you something else.
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This country has democracy because I took to the streets.
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But you were seven years old when Franco died.
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And yes, you did go out on the streets, but to play marbles.
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You’re the only person in their twenties in this country who knows when Franco died.
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Look, it’s clear you and I won’t get along.
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But if you love your daughter, accept her for who she is.
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My daughter is not what you say.
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No, she’s just confused.
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She’s only doing it to be rebellious, like everything she’s done since she learned to walk.
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Look, you're only going to hurt SofĂa, just so you know.
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What?
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Hmm?
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Get in the car.
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Alright, Don Diego.
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What did I do wrong? Gonzalo, what did I do wrong?
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Nothing, just being born 40 years ago, Don Diego.
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These days, relationships are very strange.
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I’m currently dating a 20-year-old ruca (woman), and well, it’s completely different.
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A ruca?
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What is this, some kind of gangster talk or what?
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See? You’re old-fashioned, Diego, old-fashioned.
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Life is like a GPS.
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You have to orient yourself to avoid getting lost.
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Clutch, first gear.
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First gear?
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We’re riding a mule without a helmet, with a yellow light, for crying out loud.
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And the cops saw us.
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And then we floored it and laughed in their faces.
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Laughing in their faces.
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They were riding a motorcycle without helmets, and the police were chasing them.
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But that's not right.
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What?
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No, you don’t run from the police.
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You have to confront them, man.
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Gonzalo has been to a ton of protests, right?
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What, the antifaz protest?
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He goes to that one a lot, yeah, he goes to antifaz pretty often.
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Oh, well, I go every time and I've never seen you.
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She says she hasn’t seen me.
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Of course not, because I wear a balaclava so the cops can’t see me when I cause trouble and say...
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“Damn, it’s Gonzalo from yesterday.”
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Are you okay?
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Depends, some days I’m okay, some days I’m not, depends on the sun...
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Have you ordered?
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No.
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Good, because I would ask you to leave.
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Why?
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You’re disturbing my customers.
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Did we do something?
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Yes, Gonzalo, we did, we kissed.
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What’s the problem, do you have an issue with two women kissing?
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Please, accompany me to the exit.
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No way.
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What, are you scared your kids will turn gay by watching us or what?
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I won’t repeat myself, leave.
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Well, the restaurant is that way!
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We’re not going anywhere.
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That’s right! I got up to confront him.
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I’m going to tell you something, sir!
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We were going to order duck Ă l'orange, what wine do you recommend with that?
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We’re not leaving! Bring the complaint form now!
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We reserve the right to refuse service.
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My boyfriend is tough, and he’ll punch you.
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Did you say “my boyfriend”?
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Yes.
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Shall we step outside, sir?
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I’m not stepping outside with you.
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Well, I will step outside.
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You’re not having dinner here.
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Do you have takeout?
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Gonzalo!
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No, not to steal the trays.
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Look, if you want to kick us out, you’ll have to do it by force.
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That’s right, bastard!
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Oh no, your parents are coming!
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Look.
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Good evening.
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Is there a problem with the girls?
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Well, yes, they’re scandalizing my customers by kissing in public.
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Really?
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Look, Dad, I’m not going to be kicked out of a place for being a lesbian.
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Understand this, this is a place for normal people.
254
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Damn, with the "normal people"! And what are we?
255
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Be quiet for a moment, Daniela, be quiet for a moment, okay?
256
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This is a scandal, man.
257
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Please, this is... this is shameful.
258
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I’m glad you agree with me.
259
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Yes.
260
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Bring me the menu.
261
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But...
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And if you don’t like that we’re gay, too bad!
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I’m very sorry.
264
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We’re all homosexuals here, okay?
265
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We are the homo-family!
266
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Oh, really?
267
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Of course, my dear, my love.
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PiratĂłn, give me a kiss.
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No!
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No!
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I’m definitely not gay.
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Come on, bring us the menu!
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Or do you want this to turn into a bacchanal?
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Besides, I don’t like that woman.
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And she’s looking at me, and it's turning me on.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Eat, but be discreet.
278
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And eat quickly.
279
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A little appetizer?
280
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Dad, thanks for defending us, really.
281
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I thought it bothered you that I was with Daniela.
282
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Well, no, that doesn’t bother me.
283
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Well, it does bother me, but what worries me is what will become of your life from now on.
284
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Sweetheart, what your father means is... he doesn’t want you to suffer.
285
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Exactly, because people say no, but I’ve spent many hours in traffic, and I know perfectly well what the average Spaniard thinks about homosexuals.
286
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Okay, but what matters to me is what you think.
287
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Well, I want you to be happy.
288
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Okay, well, I’m very happy now.
289
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Well, there you go.
290
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But it still bothers me not to have a grandchild or a son-in-law with whom I can have a beer and laugh at my bad jokes.
291
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Well, you should know that Daniela can beat you at that.
292
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Yeah, well, we’ll see about that.
293
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Well, what about you two?
294
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Well, until your mother gets over her hangover, I don’t think we’re going to talk.
295
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Our thing is deader than the hula hoop.
296
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Well, I don’t think so.
297
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Things are bad, honey, they’re bad.
298
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Look, you don’t see it, but you need each other.
299
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Mom is very unstable and always overthinks everything, and that’s why she needs you.
300
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Because you’re like a rock.
301
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You never question things.
302
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It's simple, daughter, it's simple.
303
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Well, yes, simple.
304
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Are you already siding with your mother?
305
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No, look, but what I’m saying is something good, okay?
306
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That’s why you two work.
307
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Because, Dad, you’re so lazy that if Mom didn’t push you, your life would be a bore.
308
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And if you weren’t so simple, she’d go crazy thinking for both of you.
309
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Well, I see some compatibility there.
310
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How do you see it?
311
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Well, yeah.
312
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Okay, well, if there’s a chance, sit down, talk it out, and fix it.
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Okay?
314
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Okay.
315
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Come on.
316
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I’m willing to talk.
317
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What about you?
318
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It’s not going to be easy, okay?
319
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I know.
320
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I have a lot of questions for you.
321
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I figured.
322
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But a lot, a lot.
323
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I figured.
324
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Why?
325
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Well, how did your father kiss Gonzalo?
326
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Very intensely.
327
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Now I know why he’s so homophobic.
328
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Because he’s gay.
329
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But, Daniela, my dad’s not gay.
330
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Oh, I’ve gone blind!
331
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Hi.
332
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Daniela, let’s go.
333
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I really don’t understand how you can like the male body.
334
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It has its appeal.
335
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You really are a die-hard hetero, huh?25684
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