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Look, Mom, you've been bringing us snacks all week.

Do you want to ask me why I like women?

No, honey, no. Let her be, she's happy being with us.

Did you make a list?

Well, I wrote down a few things. But it's just to help me get ready to tell your father later.

Dad? But if he finds out, he'll try to change again.

Is that a trick? You're going to give us a cheese if we answer correctly, right?

Yes, but these are just simple questions.

Uh... You don't have to laugh.

No, it's just funny to me.

Okay, let's see. Go ahead, ask them.

Okay, well... In bed, do you feel the same as with a man?

Look, start with an easier one.

Mom, no. Don't ask about sex.

Okay, fine, I won't ask about sex.

Then... I only have two questions left, okay?

When did you realize you were a lesbian?

Well, Mom, I'm more... heterolesbian.

Oh, right, heterolesbian.

Bisexual.

And, well, I realized when I met... this woman here.

And you?

I realized it watching Baywatch.

I was more focused on Pamela Anderson than the buff guys.

And... I don't know, why do some lesbians who hate men dress just like them?

Look, it's like... "I've got a question for you, but it's lesbian-related."

I've brought everything for the get-together tonight!

Oh, hi.

Hi? Are you having a party? A party?

No, it's just a gathering of friends.

A gathering with the atmosphere, right? Isn’t that what they call it, or have they changed it?

By the way, I hope there’s a straight guy there. I caught him eyeing the baker’s wife's cleavage.

Hey, do you want to come?

Uh... Sure?

What? Don't be silly, you’ll get more or less the same questions.

Just curious. For example, dating a woman is fine, right?

But in bed, if you have to fake an orgasm, how do you do it so the other woman doesn't find out?

But hey, better that than a letdown, right? It’s very unpleasant and causes insecurity.

Hey, your mom is funny, huh?

Yeah, um... Mom, didn't you have to go?

And if so, why do they call them that? Hey, it's like calling someone who’s bad at soccer a carnival shooter.

Mom, please.

Plus, you don't have to hear about how condoms kill sensation.

It’s a man thing.

They only have sensitivity there, you have to understand.

It’s true that I jumped into the argument, but I don't agree, okay? For example, I’m sensitive.

Yeah, but we’re talking about men.

Oh, here we go again with the "I'm gay" thing.

But if you're not gay, why does it bother you so much?

Seriously, I don't know why I come to these parties with so many women, and I can't hit on any of them.

I'm sure this isn't the first time it's happened to you, right?

And these parties are super fun because you get to badmouth men, and you even bring one along for...

Have you never been curious to try it with a girl?

Well, in my time, we didn't even consider these things, you know?

And now?

Because you're still young, and in life, you have to try everything.

Yeah, well, that's exactly what my husband said, and nine months later, Sofía was born.

Well, I'm going for another drink.

But do you really see me as so unmasculine?

But, Gonzalo, that's not a bad thing. Look, you... well, you're just who you are, okay?

But I do suggest you stop getting pedicures, okay?

Oh! Just wait until summer when I wear my sandals and show off my perfectly polished nails, just wait.

Your mom's really on a roll, huh? I didn't know she was so cool.

Look, can you stop laughing at her jokes and help me get her to leave, please?

I don't know, Sofi, but I think your mom might be a lesbian, you know?

Oh, right, like every single woman on this planet.

You're so silly.

Well, let's not do it here where my mom might feel uncomfortable, okay?

Uh, maybe she wouldn't feel so uncomfortable after all, you know?

How was it?

Fine, fine, very fine, very fine. Fine, fine, fine.

I have to go.

Well, nice meeting you, okay?

Wow, I had such a good time, really.

See? See how we're all lesbians?

Oh, maybe it's a genetic thing.

Do you think you're going to start kissing one of my friends? Let's see.

It was her, okay? I didn't do anything.

We started talking, well, yeah, we clicked and...

Well, it happened.

Oh, my God, but tell me, did you like it?

Yes.

No, no, well, no, because when I opened my eyes and saw it was another woman like me, well, no, I didn't like it.

Look, I forbid you from hooking up with other women again.

Hey, let's get one thing straight, you can't forbid me anything, okay?

Well, as long as you're under my roof, where I make the rules, you'll do what I say.

But come on, honey, it was just a silly thing.

Mom, don't downplay it, okay? I mean, you're too old to be doing these things.

What's wrong with you?

Mom, it's just that you've integrated with Daniela's friends faster than I have.

Well, don't worry, don't worry, I won't come back.

But it's not that, Mom, it's not that.

Then what is it?

It's just that you seem more lesbian than I do, so now I'm thinking maybe I'm not.

But do you like women?

Yes, but I'm not like them, I don't enjoy it when they're trash-talking a guy.

Well, I think I could enjoy that.

You told me you fall in love with minds, regardless of gender.

But I was with Charlie, for God's sake, I invited him to the Communist Party’s events, and the idiot showed up with a computer, Mom.

So, honey, you don't know if you're a lesbian?

No, I mean, not like them.

Hello.

How are you?

Good.

Good.

But you're not dressed; we're meeting in ten minutes.

You're not going out with my friends.

But why?

Because you don't like them.

Look, I do like them.

The thing is, I'm not really into this scene yet, and when they tell lesbian jokes, I don't get them.

And then I laugh late, and they laugh at me.

I heard you talking with your mom.

Damn, I should have said something earlier, honestly, instead of making up excuses.

Look, you gave up men for me, right? Well, I'll give up my friends.

Just the radical lesbians.

Yeah, which basically means all my friends.

But they bash men so much that I end up feeling sorry for them and defending them.

Even though, deep down, I agree.

See? That's what happens when I fall in love with a straight girl.

See? That's what happens when I fall in love with a lesbian.

Hello, girls.

Everything okay?

Hey, what are you looking at?

Uh, nothing. It's just that, did you do something with your hair, like, pushing it up?

You're so straight, really, you're so straight.

But it's Gonzalo, right? It's like looking at another girl.

Hey, does Gonzalo always have to be with us?

No, but he's really lonely.

Well, let's see if he flirts a bit and leaves us alone for a while now that he's looking better.

Well, that's true, that's true.

Did you notice?

He looks all polished up.

Well, I did it to see how you'd react.

A girl from the school invited me for drinks.

Well, she wasn't very pretty, right? Because I have high standards, you know?

More like model types, really attractive people.

What is this? Is it for women? Isn't it something trendy?

It's trendy, but it's for women.

For women?

It's your mother's life.

My father's?

Now I know who she is.

Sofi.

Sofi, let's go. You won't like this movie.

Stop being silly with me.

No, Julio, let's go. Let's go.

Shut up.

We have to stop seeing each other, Diego.

Do you think so?

Well, if we want to continue with our lives.

Actually, if we want to stay alive, we have to.

And won't we regret it?

Well, when you get into these kinds of messes, one way or another, you end up regretting it.

Well, I know I won't regret meeting you.

Whether we remain lovers or not.

I can't believe it; it was my father with Elena.

Sofi, we should go.

No.

What?

We just paid for the tickets, and now we leave?

Who are you calling?

Mom, come to the cinema now.

But it doesn't matter what movie they're showing.

I need to tell you something very important, okay?

What's wrong? Didn't she pick up?

I think Alba's coming here.

What?