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以下是《无耻家庭》上周剧情提要 This is what you miss last week on Shameless.
往屏幕上瞅 你会看明白的 Well, just watch your screen, you'll get it.
我在看父女贞洁舞会的东西 I've been reading more about this Purity Ball thing.
能够让你再次如处女般纯洁 Can "re-dedicate yourself as a virgin",
承认你的罪过 confess your transgressions.
我就把车给你 I'll give you the damn car.
你得勇敢地面对他 凯希 You have to stand up to him, Kash.
放回去 Put it back.
-赶紧的 -你要干嘛 - Now. - What are you doing?
只不过就吃了你一块糖啊 It's a fucking Snickers bar!
我为她买了栋房子 I bought her a house.
你以后就跟史蒂夫 You'll be living with Steve
搬去旁边那个他买的房子住了 in that house he bought next door!
带我去看看房子吧 Show me the house?
我喜欢你 菲奥娜 I like you, Fiona.
你记得史蒂夫吧 Er, you remember Steve?
记得啊 你好啊 Yeah, how is it going?
我只需要你和莫妮卡的签名 All I need is your signature and Monica's,
然后钱就是你的了 and the money is all yours.
莫妮卡在希拉家里 Monica's over at Sheila's.
莫妮卡是谁 Who the hell is Monica?
她妈妈 Her mother.
老天爷啊 Oh, my God.
如果莫妮签了你想让她签的破文件 How about Moni sign whatever the hell it is you need,
-我们就带利亚姆走 -成交 - we get Liam. - Done.
你不能抛弃你的孩子 You don't get to abandon your kids
然后某天突然出现 像挑幼崽一样把人带走 and then show up one day to take your pick of the litter.
洛贝塔想和我建立我们自己的家庭 Roberta and I want to start a family of our own.
现在你人也在这儿了 And you're here, now...
所以我的任务就完成了 so I'm done.
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你打算让我们在这里玩多久过家家啊 So how long you plan on us staying here playing house?
你没看见那几个孩子的表情吗 Did you see those kids' faces?
你没看见他们看我的眼神吗 Do you see the way they looked at me?
我才不会养6个孩子呢 I'm not supporting six kids.
我们明天就去取DNA的化验单 We get the DNA results tomorrow.
它会证明利亚姆不是弗兰克的 It'll prove Liam's not Frank's.
这样的话 如果那个白痴改变主意 That way if this shithead changes his mind,
他就无法将利亚姆要回去了 he can't ever try and take Liam back.
小点声 他们都睡了 Quiet. They're sleeping.
我们会成为快乐的一家人 宝贝 We are going to make a great family, baby.
我要照顾你和利亚姆 I'm going to take care of you and Liam
比弗兰克好千倍万倍 like Frank never could.
孩子是你的 法官绝对会判给你 Possession is nine-tenth's of the law.
太安静了 It's so quiet.
很好 不是吗 It's nice, right?
是啊 Yeah.
肯定是E-6 It has to be E-6.
那是唯一一个能放下航空母舰的格子 It's the only spot left big enough for a carrier.
才不是呢 No, it's not...
莫妮卡都不给他们讲故事 给他们掖被子 Monica didn't even bother to read to them or tuck them in.
她大概还忘了给利亚姆擦屁屁霜 She probably forgot to use Liam's ass cream, too.
是 就是 Yes, it is.
-你又作弊 -我没有 - You're cheating again! - No, I'm not!
卡尔 回自己房间去 Carl, go back to your room.
黛比 去睡觉 Debbie, go to sleep.
-明天还要上学呢 -就快玩完了 - School tomorrow. - We're almost done.
你俩都刷牙了吗 You both brush your teeth?
刷了 Yes!
卡尔 Carl?
现在就去刷 Go. Now.
晚安 卡尔 Night, Carl.
晚安 菲奥娜 爱你 Night, Fiona. Love you.
-我爱你 菲奥娜 -我也爱你们 - Love you, Fiona. - Love you, too.
不许蒙被子看书 And no reading under the covers.
莫妮卡 卡尔需要你帮个忙 Monica, Carl needs something from you.
-给 -什么 这是什么 - Here. - What? What's this?
同意书 Permission slip.
你要去水族馆呀 Oh. You're going to the aquarium!
-什么时候 -今天 - When? - Today.
-我需要十美元 -干什么用 - I need ten dollars. - What for?
买门票 Admission fee.
学校不管门票吗 School doesn't pay for that?
不管 他还要钱买午餐呢 No, and he'll need money for food.
给他弄点速溶麦片和果酱馅饼 Grab him an instant oatmeal and a Pop-Tart.
已经是很不错的午餐了 Makes a great lunch.
小黛 你在干嘛 Deb, what are you doing?
我在找硬纸板和记号笔 I'm looking for a poster board and markers.
我要再次参加竞选 I'm running for re-election.
伊恩 你能帮帮她吗 Ian, could you help her?
如果你们在前一天晚上把这些事都告诉我 If you all would tell me these things the night before,
早上就不会这么手忙脚乱的了 it would be a little better in the morning.
-我需要40美元 -没有 - I need 40 bucks. - No.
鲍勃 你有5块的吗 Bob, do you have a five?
在我钱包里 In... in my wallet
谁也别想拿走 where it's gonna stay.
听着 我需要新的微积分教科书 Look, I need a new calculus textbook.
我能弄本二手的 只需20美元 I can get it used, only costs 20.
我们的午餐呢 Where are our lunches?
你们几个瞅啥呢 What is everybody looking at?
开始往面包片上抹花生酱吧 Start spreading peanut butter on bread.
对 Right.
那么 So...
好的 果酱哪去了 Okay. Where's the jelly?
操蛋的莫妮卡 Fucking Monica.
她连鸡蛋都不会做 She can barely cook an egg.
连午餐都没给孩子们做 She didn't even make them lunches.
现在可好 孩子们因为她上学晚了 Now she's got them leaving for school late
而那个肥头大耳的拉拉却坐那悠闲自得 while that fat lesbian sits on her ass doing nothing.
好了 这里冷死了 All right. It's freezing in here.
过去帮把手吧 Go over and help out.
-她去死吧 -她要把你逼疯了 - Fuck her! - She's driving you crazy.
-我没事 -好吧 我快要被逼疯了 - I'm fine. - All right, then it's driving me crazy.
相信我 我会回去的 Believe me, I'll be back over there soon enough.
你昨晚睡着了吗 You get any sleep last night?
她把卡尔留在啤酒节[十月举行] 一直待到十一月 She left Carl at Oktoberfest until November.
她就是那种女人 一边抽烟一边照看利亚姆 This is a woman who burned a hole in Liam's footie pajamas
后来睡着了 把利亚姆的婴儿睡衣烧了个洞 when she fell asleep smoking while nursing.
-她回来了 -她不管不顾 好吗 - She came back. - She's a flake. Okay?
从不打电话 She never called.
从不来看我们 She never came by.
连孩子们过生日也不寄张生日卡 She never sent those kids a fucking birthday card!
她刚离开那会儿 一定很难熬吧 Must've been hard when she left.
-孩子们伤心欲绝 -我说的是你 - Destroyed the kids. - I meant you.
我喜极而泣啊 I wept tears of joy.
我们需要一张沙发 We need a couch.
你应该找个律师 You should talk to a lawyer.
没错 Oh, right.
我吃了上顿没下顿 I can't keep food on the table,
还要请律师 but I'm hiring a lawyer.
问清楚莫妮卡有哪些权利就行了 Just to find out what Monica can and can't do.
你知道吗 我得去工作了 Here, you know what? I gotta get to work.
接住 Catch!
-这是什么 -你自己的手机 - What's this? - Your own cell phone.
我告诉过你不要给我买东西 I told you I don't want you buying me stuff.
情侣都会这么做 It's what couples do.
去买张沙发 Get us a couch.
好了 Okay. Um...
好了 Okay!
大家伙 Everyone...
你们放学时我们会不在家 We won't be here when you get home from school.
-为什么 -怎么了 - Why? - What?
菲奥娜总是告诉我们原因 Fiona always tells us why.
-关你们什么屁事 -鲍勃 - None of your damn business why. - Bob!
你母亲要你们去上学 就去上学 Your mother told you to go, so go!
-出去 -去吧 我等会就来 - Out. - Go on, guys. I'll catch up.
拜 拜 Bye. Bye.
我才不在乎什么狗屁DNA的检测结果 I don't care what the fucking DNA test says.
不许你们带走利亚姆 You're not taking Liam.
走着瞧 We'll see about that.
那就走着瞧 Yeah, we will.
有什么问题吗 We having a problem,
菲利普 Phillip?!
我哪知道 鲍勃 I don't know, Bob!
我们来掰掰手指头 你在我家扎营 Let's see. You're camped out in my house,
睡我老妈 you're fucking my mother,
还想偷走我的弟弟 and you're talking about stealing my baby brother.
你说我们有什么问题 Why would we have a problem?
-你小子 我要踢烂你的... -别这样 - Boy, I will kick your... - Stop it! Hey!
恭喜你 老妈 And congratulations, mom.
你择偶眼光一直不错 You always knew how to pick 'em.
利普 Lip!
利普 Lip!
利普 Lip!
不要走 Please stop!
求你了 Please!
我们还没来得及说说话呢 We haven't had a chance to talk.
有什么好谈的 Don't worry about it.
不 我想谈 No, I do.
我 天啊 I... Oh, geez.
我不知从何说起 I don't know where to start.
如何解释 How to explain.
我担心你 I worry about you.
我每时每刻都在想你 I think about you all the time.
我想你 I miss you.
我有太多话想问你 There's so much I want to ask you.
在学校怎么样 How's school?
你一直都那么聪明 You were always so smart.
我的利普 My Lip.
我知道你无所不能 I know you can do anything.
抱歉我伤害了你 I'm so sorry I hurt you.
看着我 Oh, look at me.
下次你想回来拜访的时候 Next time you're thinking about dropping in,
免了吧 don't.
你已经把我们祸害得够惨了 You've fucked up our lives enough already.
豪马克电台这周末 Touched By An Angel marathon
《天使的触碰》大联播 on the Hallmark Channel this weekend.
我一直挺喜欢那部剧的 Ooh, I always liked that one
除了那位爱尔兰女士 她很古怪 Except the Irish lady. She's weird.
TBS台也要连播《硝烟》 Gunsmoke marathon on TBS, too.
你说我们能给它喷漆吗 Think we could get it painted?
-我说车 -都听你的 小公主 - The car. - Anything you want, Princess.
我很为你骄傲 你居然决定参加贞洁舞会 I am just so proud of you for deciding to go to the Purity Ball
并允许我以上帝希望的方式来保护你 and letting me protect you the way Jesus intended, huh?
-在学校玩得开心 甜心 -拜 老妈 - Have fun at school, sweetie. - Bye, Mom.
弗兰克 Frank.
我做了山莓馅的比利时煎饼 I made Belgian crepes with raspberries,
还给你浇了点枫糖汁 and there's a little maple syrup for you.
没法吃 我迟到了 Uh, can't. I'm late.
你要去哪 Where you going?
我说过 I told you.
我要接莫妮卡一起去市政办公室 I'm picking up Monica, going to the city clerk's office,
把协议签了 拿到那笔钱 signing the settlement and getting the money.
那个...莫妮卡 So... Monica?
对 莫妮卡 Yes, Monica.
你想让我拿到那笔钱 不是吗 You want me to get the money, don't you?
就那一个原因吗 Is that the only reason?
-对 -弗兰克 - Yes. - Frank?
你回家吃晚饭吗 Are you coming home for dinner?
-当然 -你确定 - Absolutely. - You sure?
对 确定 我迟到了 Yes, Yes. I'm late.
我迟到了 I'm late.
操 Fuck.
谢天谢地 我们明天就走 Thank God we're leaving tomorrow.
-我觉得我不能 -你当然能 - I don't think I can. - Yes, you can.
孩子们需要我 These kids need me.
他们没事的 They're fine.
你没看到利普吗 他多伤心啊 You didn't see Lip? How brokenhearted he was?
亲爱的 他会撑过去的 Oh, honey, he'll get over it.
我们不能把利亚姆从他哥哥姐姐身边夺走 We can't take Liam from his brothers and sisters.
他得跟我们走 He's coming with us.
不 宇宙在给我一个启示 No. The universe is giving me a sign.
给了我机会成为那个理想中的母亲 An opportunity to be the mother I never could be.
抛弃这些孩子 我一直感到愧疚 I always felt guilty about leaving those kids.
我 I'm...
我现在好多了 我想我做得到 I'm-I'm better now. I think I can handle it.
是啊 Yeah.
看着我 Look at me.
莫妮卡 看 Monica! Look... Uh-uh.
看着我 Look at me.
我们初见时 你就像条丧家犬 When we met, you were like a beaten dog,
命垂一线 barely hanging on by a thread.
我现在坚强了 I am stronger now.
但如果我们待在这 你能挺多久 宝贝 But for how long if we stay here, baby?
能挺多久 For how long, hmm?
我们要拿到DNA检测结果 然后 We're getting the DNA results, then
带利亚姆远走高飞 we're leaving with Liam.
哎呦喂 Oh-ho.
希望我没打扰到你们的睡衣派对 莫妮 I hope I'm not interrupting a pajama party, Moni.
你们俩凑一起就干这种事吧 That's what you ladies do when you're together, right?
枕头大战之类的 Pillow fights and the like?
你倒是希望有跟我一样大的鸡巴 You wish you had a dick as big as mine.
我那条粗度长度均给力 I am a man of ample girth and length.
不信问莫妮 Ask Moni.
如果隔着牛仔裤看不出 那是因为 If I seem unimpressive in my Wranglers, it's because
我胜在膨胀系数 I'm a grower, not a shower.
但相信我 But trust me,
到了表演时间 我那条从来不怯场 when it's time to show, I grow.
走吧 加夫人 Come on, Mrs. G.
我们上路吧 Let's hit the road.
老弗的钞票快到手了 Frankie's got some moolah coming his way.
改计划了 老弗 Change of plans, Frankie.
莫妮卡是不会签那些文件的 Monica's not signing those papers
除非你让利普 菲奥娜和孩子们 until you get Lip, Fiona and
二话不说让我们带走利亚姆 the kids on board with us taking Liam.
-啥 -莫妮卡需要确定 - What? - Monica needs to know
孩子们不会恨她 that the kids aren't going to hate her.
太晚了 他们早就恨她了 It's too late. They already hate her.
别逼我们 弗兰克 Don't push it, Frank.
我们本可以要 We could be asking
离婚赡养费和那赔偿费的一半的 for the spousal support and half the settlement money.
算你狠 Fine.
菲奥娜在哪 Where's Fiona?
隔壁 Next door.
她搬到史蒂夫那去了 She moved in with Steve.
史蒂夫他妈的是谁啊 Who the fuck is Steve?
天啊 Oh, God...
又到时候了吗 加斯帕 That time of the year again, Jasper?
对啊 跟圣诞节一样 弗兰克 Yeah, just like Christmas, Frank.
我知道你在捣鬼 I know you've been naughty.
别跟踪我了 Stop following me.
摄像机都准备好了 Got my camcorder right here.
我抓到你是早晚的事 Just a matter of time before I catch you.
滚吧你 Fuck off.
米奇怎么样 How's Mickey doing?
他们还把他关在县里的监狱病房里 They still have him at the jail ward over at county.
你去看过他吗 You been over to visit him?
没 Nah.
那些拉拉狱卒搜身时 Those dyke guards pat you down
像半吊子妇科医生一样 like amateur gynecologists.
凯希怎么样 How's Kash?
几个邻里监督的大妈去了趟商店 Couple of the Neighborhood Watch ladies came by the store,
想给他办游行致敬 offered to throw him a parade.
凯希最好全家搬回巴格达 Kash had better move his family back to Baghdad
米奇出来 他准没好果子吃 before Mickey gets out.
他来自埃文斯顿[美国城市] He's from Evanston.
那还不够远 Won't be nearly far enough.
曼迪 Mandy...
利普 Lip.
这套装扮不错 It's a nice outfit.
什么风格 海盗姑婆风吗 What is that... uh, pirate wench?
你喜欢吗 You like?
你第三节啥课 What's your third period?
健康课 咋了 Health. Why?
我们得逃几节课 Think we need to miss some school.
拜 See you.
托尼 Tony?
有人买了哈里斯先生的房子吗 Somebody bought Mr. Harris' house?
窗上的钉板没了 Windows aren't boarded up anymore.
对 有人买了 Yeah. Somebody did.
谁 Who?
史蒂夫 Steve.
希望他能把味放掉 Hope he can get the smell out.
哈里斯的尸体在厕所烂了好久才被我们发现 Harris was dead on the toilet a long time before we found him.
他说那话啥意思 What was that about?
来吧 Come on.
-你能行不 -靠 - You're good? - Shit!
当心 当心 Careful, careful, careful, careful.
-停 -我托着呢 我托着呢 - Stop it! Ow! - I got it. I got it.
咱姐妹有力量 Okay, girl power.
放下 放 放 And down, down, down, down, down, down, down.
不好意思 Oh. Oh. Oh, sorry.
沙发不错 Nice couch.
搞什么鬼 弗兰克 What the hell, Frank?
-史蒂夫需要安几把新锁 -你闯进来的 - Steve needs new locks. - You broke in?
和男朋友同居了啊 Living with the boyfriend.
-啥事 -她不肯签协议 - What? - She won't sign
除非你和孩子们不再 my settlement until you and the kids stop
-阻挠她带走利亚姆 -我们没阻挠她 - harassing her over Liam. - We're not harassing her.
孩子需要和妈妈在一起 The boy needs to be with his mother.
他现在就是和妈妈在一起 除非她决定再次离开 He is with his mother till she decides to take off again.
很显然你毫不在乎 You obviously don't care.
你已经搬进了这所爱巢 You've moved into this love nest.
我没有搬进来 I didn't move.
我会待在这里 直到你老婆滚蛋 I'm staying here until your wife fucks up.
你妈妈和我想对儿子利亚姆怎样 What your mother and I decide to do with our son Liam
是我们的事 菲奥娜 is our business, Fiona,
与你无关 not yours.
我要得到那笔钱 I am getting that money!
怎么办 So?
我觉得他可能是认真的 I think he might be serious.
-你好 弗兰克 -去你妈的 - Hey, Frank. - Fuck!
弗兰克 Yo, Frank.
希拉打电话来说 "正在做你最爱的晚餐 Sheila called and "is making your favorite dinner...
炖牛肉" pot roast."
希拉在给你做炖牛肉 Sheila's making you pot roast?
真是太贴心了 Oh, that's so sweet.
那个叫加斯帕的家伙又来逛了一趟 Oh, and hey, that Jasper guy was hanging around again,
问了些关于你的问题 asking questions about you.
他想知道你感觉如何 Wanted to know how you felt.
你是否回去工作了之类的事情 If you were back to work, that sort of thing.
他妈的残协家伙 Fucking disability guy.
他现在就在外面 He's outside right now.
整个早上他都跟着我 Been following me around all morning.
我告诉他你在为参加马拉松训练 I told him you were training for a marathon.
每年那个笨蛋都想揪住我的小辫子 Every year that shithead tries to trip me up,
不给我发残疾补助 stop my disability check.
我终于走了点运 I finally get some luck,
那个带着摄像机的蠢货就出现了 and this douche with a video cam has to show up.
你可没走什么运 You don't have any luck.
谁说没有 Hello!
理赔得的钱 算是吧 Settlement money. Thank you.
要是我能让莫妮卡远离那个男人般的女魔头 If I can get Monica away from Rosie Grier long enough
就能签那破协议了 to sign the goddamn thing!
我想鲍勃是不会让莫妮卡离开她视线的 Yeah, well, my guess... Bob won't let Monica out of her sight.
但她看起来挺美的 不是吗 She did look beautiful, though, didn't she?
保养的真不错 Really keeping herself up.
是啊 那什么 Yeah, what about, uh,
希拉和炖牛肉怎么办 Sheila and the pot roast?
她就像口腔疱疹 花样不断 She's like mouth herpes... the gift that keeps on giving.
她不行 莫妮卡是我的灵魂伴侣 No. Monica is my soul mate.
我们简直是天生一对 We just click.
家里俩蕾丝边还可能拿到一笔钱 Two lesbians at home and the promise of cash.
也许你真的时来运转了 弗兰克 Maybe your luck has changed, Frank.
不 Nah.
不 Nah.
我们在找什么呢 What are we looking for?
怎样凌驾父母监护权 How to override parental rights.
我们要找家庭儿童服务部门还是律师 We thinking DCFS or attorneys?
律师 Attorneys.
我刚满十八岁时就应该这么做 I should have done this when I turned 18.
莫妮卡离开之后弗兰克心如死灰 Frank was so broken after Monica left,
他什么都会签的 he would have signed anything.
这有个人选 Here's someone.
马克·莱德尔 Mark Rydell.
当你无法为自己而战时 He'll fight for you
他会为你而战 when you can't fight for yourself.
亚洲牛仔 不怎么靠谱 Asian cowboy? Don't think so.
那位女士怎么样 Oh, what about that lady?
当弗兰克把黛比和卡尔锁在赌场外的车里时 The one that helped get Carl and Debbie back
把他们争取回来的那位女士 when Frank locked them in that car at Indian bingo.
米莎·戴维斯 Micha Davis.
这是她吗 Is this her?
看起来她好像刚拉屎在裤兜里了 Looks like she just shit in her pants.
再找找 Keep looking.
这个行 克里斯蒂·唐灵 There's one. Christine Dowling.
漂亮而专业 Attractive, professional...
她看着像是真有法律学位 And she looks like she might actually have a law degree.
给她打个电话 Let's call her.
哪来的车 Where'd you get the car?
从史蒂夫那借来的 Borrowed it from Steve.
跟他一起干了点事 Been working with him a bit.
干什么了 Doing what?
最好别让菲奥娜发现了 Oh, better not let Fiona find out about it,
否则她会杀了你 还有他 or she'll kill you... and him.
你还好吗 You doing okay?
心烦啊 Lot going on.
是啊 莫妮卡回来感觉怪怪的 Yeah. It's weird having Monica back.
是啊 还有那事 Yeah. Yeah, that, too.
怎么 还有别的事 What? Something else?
一言难尽 It's kind of hard to explain.
慢慢讲 Try me.
米奇是个同性恋 我们有一腿 Mickey's gay, and we're doing it.
凯希枪击米奇是因为我 And Kash shot Mickey because of me,
可米奇宁可去少管所也不愿承认他是同性恋 but Mickey would rather go to juvie than admit he's gay.
我既干凯希又干米奇 So, I'm doing both Kash and Mickey.
最近没怎么干凯希 Well, not so much Kash lately.
但我和凯希干柴烈火那会儿 But when Kash and me were hot and heavy,
琳达发现了 Linda found out about it,
然后逼迫凯希和她再生一个孩子 and is blackmailing Kash into having another kid.
真见鬼 Holy shit.
是啊 Yeah.
她们出来了 Here they come.
我想今天去见见他 I think I'm gonna go see him today.
谁 凯希 Who? Kash?
不 是米奇 No. Mickey.
他还在监狱等候审判 He's in jail awaiting sentencing.
我想知道我要怎样才能收养 I want to know what I have to do to adopt
我幼小的弟弟和我的其他兄弟姐妹 my toddler brother and possibly my other siblings, as well,
然后自己抚养他们 and raise them as my own.
你父母还健在吗 Are both your parents still alive?
-是的 -不称职吗 - Yes. - Incompetent?
非常不称职 Very.
好吧 你是说 Okay, well, you're talking about
想撤销他们的家长监护权 vacating their parental rights and becoming
成为几个孩子的合法监护人 legal guardian of how many?
五个 Five.
很多孩子啊 Oh, that's a lot of kids.
你知道的 法律对监护权规定的相当严格 You know, the law's pretty strict regarding parental rights.
你得证明他们不称职 You'd need to prove incompetence.
你有实例吗 Do you have a case?
你有多少时间 How much time do you have?
我有一个文件夹 I have a folder.
你有个文件夹 很好 You got a folder. Okay.
看起来你的母亲 Well, it looks like your mother...
莫妮卡 Monica.
莫妮卡在几年前离开了 是吗 ...Monica left a couple of years ago?
21个半月之前 21 and a half months.
现在她回来了吗 Is she back now?
算是吧 Sort of.
而你的父亲 And your father,
弗兰克·加拉格 Frank Gallagher...
他可真给劲啊 Wow. He's a live one.
酒鬼 Drinker?
是啊 Yeah.
你达到养活六口之家的联邦贫困工资线了吗 Uh, do you make federal poverty level wages for a family of six?
那是多少钱 How much is that?
差不多一年三万美金 30 grand a year or so.
就是说你挣的钱不够养活他们 So you don't earn enough money to support them,
我们还得证明你的父母不称职 and we'd have to prove your parents incompetent?
听着 我知道这很糟 Listen, I know it bites the big one,
但最好的情况也就是 but the best case scenario
在你和你父亲争夺监护权的时候 is the county places your brothers and sisters in foster care
你的弟弟妹妹们被送去寄养 while you and your father fight over custody.
-加拉格太太 -在 - Mrs. Gallagher? - Yeah.
-谢谢 -好的 - Thank you. - Yeah.
他是弗兰克的孩子 He's Frank's.
什么 What?!
弗兰克是他的爸爸 Frank's the father.
这他妈怎么可能 How the fuck is this possible?
我不知道 I don't know.
我一直以为我是在 I always thought I got pregnant
和斑马酒吧那个保镖嗑药的时候怀孕的 when I did E with that bouncer at the Zebra Lounge.
我醒来的时候一丝不挂 I-I woke up naked.
法律还是站在我们这边的 The law's still on our side.
什么 What?
你是孩子的妈妈 You're the mother.
是啊 Yeah.
那么 我们今天去找弗兰克 So, we find Frank today,
告诉他我们会签他的理赔文件 tell him we'll sign his settlement papers
作为交换 他要签字放弃监护权 in exchange for him signing over his parental rights.
之后 菲奥娜就没法从中作梗了 After that, there ain't a damn thing Fiona can do about it.
来吧 莫妮卡 Come on, Monica.
他休想毁了老娘的家 He's not ruining my fucking family.
我对天发誓 他休想夺走我的儿子 I swear to God, he's not going to take my son away from me.
操他大爷 Fuck this shit!
他们看上去不太高兴啊 They look unhappy.
是啊 Yeah.
刚离开的那两个女人 Two women who just left
肯定对测试结果不太满意 对吧 must not have not been happy with the news they got, huh?
是啊 这种事儿时有发生 Oh, yeah. Happens.
上个月有个哥们儿 Had a guy last month
在男厕所里上吊死了 hang himself from a pipe in the men's room.
我能帮你什么忙吗 So, can I help you?
是的 我想... Yeah, uh, I think, uh...
我想你能 I think maybe you can.
你到底要跟我多久 加斯帕 How long you gonna keep this up, Jasper?
要多久跟多久 Well, as long as it takes this time.
保险公司不想再付钱给你了 Insurer is sick and tired of paying you.
他们知道你是假装残疾 They know you're faking.
我要能证明你是装的 他们就付我一千块 Gonna pay me a thousand bucks for proving it.
看着 贾斯伯 Hey, Jasper.
莫妮卡 Monica!
在家吗 You here?
我跟菲奥娜谈过了 I talked to Fiona!
都谈妥了 Everything's good!
莫妮卡 Monica!
呸 Bleh.
我操 Oh, shit!
菲奥娜在哪儿 Where's Fiona?
她不再住在这个家里了 Doesn't live here anymore.
莫妮卡呢 Monica?
也不在 Nope.
我好像把手臂摔断了 I think I broke my arm.
巨疼 It hurts a lot.
知道了 Yeah.
-那只手吗 -对 - That one? - Yeah.
操 疼死我了 Ow! What the...?!
去拿上你的自行车 Go get your bike.
你确定准备好了吗 You sure you're ready for this?
当然了 Hell, yeah. I mean,
利亚姆是弗兰克的种 并不代表我们都是啊 just 'cause Liam's Frank's doesn't mean the rest of us are.
对 Yeah.
这上面说 All right, it says here
我们需要做的就是 all we have to do is...
在脸颊内侧擦拭一下然后把样本送回去 swab our own cheeks and send it back in.
每个测试要花150块大洋 Yeah, and pay them 150 bucks each.
但没准能证明我们不是弗兰克的孩子 On the off chance we're not related to Frank,
所以这钱花得绝对值 it's totally worth it.
张嘴 Open up.
这其实挺酷的 有好多关于我们 It's actually pretty cool... there's a lot of shit
自己的东西都能通过这个测试搞清楚 we can figure out about ourselves in there.
比如我们是不是继承了弗兰克的嗜酒基因 Yeah, like, uh, if we got the alcoholic gene from Frank.
或者是莫妮卡的蠢蛋基因 Yeah, or the dummy gene from Monica.
亦或我们当中的某一个会是同志 Or if any of us is gonna turn out to be gay.
赞 Nice.
行动 Now!
卡尔 Carl!
卡尔 Carl!
卡尔 Carl. Oh...
我想你把他手臂撞断了 I think you broke his arm.
惨了 Oh, shit!
现在能让我去医院了吗 Can I go to the hospital now?
你再惨叫两声 Just give me a couple of more yells first.
我的儿子啊 Oh, my boy!
哇哦 Oh, wow.
炖肉闻起来好香啊 That roast smells amazing.
别有任何想法 不是给你吃的 Don't get any ideas, it's not for you.
弗兰克不会回来了 他跟他老婆在一起 Frank's not coming back. He's with his wife now.
我知道 I know
要是没人吃你做的丰盛晚餐 你会很失望的 how disappointed you get when nobody's here to eat your wonderful meals.
妈 Mom!
我的裙子在哪儿 Where is my dress?
跟我来 宝贝闺女 Come on, sweet girl.
太棒了 It's so good. Okay...
太完美了 Perfect.
-我给你把边上的拉链拉上 -好 - Okay, let me get the side zipper. - Okay.
你看上去真美 You look beautiful.
我的天啊 My goodness.
你看上去美极了 You... you look stunning.
我为你感到骄傲 I am so proud of you.
好吧 埃迪 All right, Eddie.
跟我们一块儿吃晚饭吧 Why don't you just join us for dinner
然后你们一起去参加贞洁舞会 before you both go to the Purity Ball?
你确定吗 You're sure?
我给弗兰克留点就是了 I'll just... save a plate for Frank.
谢谢你往我的物资供应账户里存钱 Thanks for putting money in my commissary account.
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我刚好烟快抽完了 I was running low on smokes.
不是我 凯希放的钱 Not me. Kash.
我告诉他 你还是有可能上诉的 I told him you might still press charges.
谢了 Thanks.
判多久 How long?
我不清楚 应该是一年吧 I don't know. Supposed to be a year, right?
我要是不做蠢事的话也许几个月就出来了 Maybe only a couple months if I don't do anything stupid.
什么蠢事 Like what?
比如在那个一直想偷我果冻的死胖子 Like stab that fat fuckin' mick
身上捅几刀 who keeps trying to steal my Jell-O!
-说谁呢 我吗 -就是你 - Who? Me? - Yeah!
去你妈的 Fuck you!
我想你了 I, I miss you.
你再说那话 老子就把你的舌头扯下来 You say that again, I'll rip your tongue out of your head.
-把你的手从玻璃上拿开 -哦 - Take your hand off the glass. - Oh.
晚上好 警官 有什么问题吗 Good evening, Officer. Is everything okay?
我不知道啊 你说呢 I don't know. Is it?
是你啊 托尼 近来如何啊 Oh. Hey. Tony, how you doing?
挺好 Good.
我违反交通规则了吗 So... did I do something wrong?
尾灯灭了吗 Taillight out?
-胎压太低了吗 -不是 - Low tire? - No, no,
祝贺你啊 买了新房子 no, uh, congratulations on the new house.
是啊 Yeah.
是啊 那一片儿还不错的房子 Yeah, yeah, nice little fixer-upper in the neighborhood.
不过有点儿吵就是了 隔壁很多孩子 Hear the neighbors can be loud, though, lots of kids.
-菲奥娜是个好姑娘 -她是最棒的 - Fiona's a good girl. - The best.
我跟她从小就认识了 很多年了 Known her since we were in Head Start. Long time, you know?
小心点儿开车 Just... drive carefully.
别伤着自己 You don't want to get hurt down here.
味道好极了 Mm, this is good.
我只是很好奇 你们在那个贞洁舞会上 So, I'm just curious about what happens
到底做些什么呢 at the Purity Ball tonight.
那是个基督教的活动 目的是 Well, it's a Christian event designed to strengthen the bond
增进父女之间的感情 between fathers and daughters.
我们订立一个圣约 We make a covenant.
贞洁圣约 就好像宣誓一样 然后 Of purity. Like an oath? And then we exchange
我们交换誓言戒指 再然后 promise rings and, uh,
我们做点关于贞洁的祷告 挺有意思的 we do some chastity prayers. It's fun.
有针对年轻男性的这种舞会吗 Do they have these, um, balls for young men?
为什么要有 Why would they?
笑一个 Ready to smile?
太有爱了 Aw. Oh, that's so nice!
太美了 It's beautiful.
再来一张 再来一张 One more, one more.
再来一张 再来一张 One more, one more. Oh, come on.
好温馨啊 It's so nice.
哦耶 Oh, yeah!
你回来了啊 Hey, you're back!
没错 Oh, hell yeah.
给那加斯帕上了一课 Showed that Jasper a thing or two.
那混球现在求我别告他 Bastard's going to be begging me not to sue him.
给爷来杯好酒 Let us have a bottle of your good stuff.
我马上就能收到一笔钱了 I've got some money coming.
等你死了 我参加你葬礼时 You know, when you die, I'm gonna go to your funeral
要唱首歌 歌词是这样的 and I'm gonna sing a song. It goes,
*我要有钱了 好戏来了* I got money coming. Oh, boy.
你现在肯定特希望当年做了结扎 对吧 Bet you wish you'd had that vasectomy by now, huh?
我觉得你可能想知道卡尔没事 Just thought you'd want to know Carl's all right.
医生给他把骨头接上了 They re-set his arm.
是啊 你就在高脚凳上坐好了 Yeah, so please stay on your barstool,
继续灌酒吧 and just keep drinking.
够了 Hey.
咱们把正经事做了就好 Let's just do what we came here to do.
如果你们想来要钱 我还没有拿到手 If you're looking for money, I don't have any yet.
你们妈妈还没签文件 Your mom still hasn't signed my settlement papers.
我都不知道她跑哪去了 I don't know where she's been all day.
她去取利亚姆的亲子鉴定结果了 She's been getting Liam's DNA results.
恭喜你 你还是他父亲 Congratulations, you're still the father.
你说真的吗 Are you serious?
我就知道那都是谣言 Ooh. I thought that was always a rumor
说什么加拉格夫人与那个萨克斯风手有奸情 about Nana Gallagher having an affair with that sax player.
向我保证别签任何放弃监护权的文件 Promise you won't sign anything forfeiting parental rights.
拜托 你知道莫妮卡不是个好母亲 Come on! You know what a bad mother Monica is.
我只是让她以为她能得到利亚姆 I'm just letting her pretend that she can have him
以便我拿到理赔金 so I can get my settlement.
-如果她不轻易放弃怎么办 -不会的 - What if she doesn't give up that easy? - No, no.
这是个双赢的局面 No, this is a win-win situation.
我是说 就算她把他带走一段时间 I mean, even if she takes him for just a little while,
她也会回来的 she'll be back.
胡扯说什么她没有自尊心 Crying about her low self-esteem,
或声称男孩是多么需要父亲 or how boys actually need their fathers,
再或者是"阴茎恐慌" or penis grief.
意思是说你夜里突然惊醒 That's when you wake up in the middle of the night
你看着身边那个人 你惊呼 and you look at the person next to you, and you say,
谁来救救我 我干了个女人 "Somebody help me! I just fucked a lady."
我从来没有向你要求过什么 从来没有 I've never asked you for anything. Ever.
拜托 能不能让我缓一缓 Oh, come on. Will you please give me some time with this?
我能应付 只是别给我压力 I can do this, I, just don't pressure me.
我得走开了 I've gotta walk away.
-什么 -我再不走开 我他妈就会揍他 - What? - If I don't walk away, I'm going to fucking hit him.
管它的 What the hell?
操 Fuck!
小黛 Debs.
你若这么做 我们就不再当你是父亲 If you do this, you are on your own,
我不是在开玩笑 and I'm not kidding.
我不管了 我走了 I'm done. I'm gone.
扯蛋 你才不会离开那几只小猴子 Bullshit. You'll never leave those monkeys,
你太爱他们了 you love them too much.
这群孩子啊 Kids.
开始之前 我先说两句 Before we begin, let me just say
你们愿意净化身心 我们是多么自豪 how proud we are of your desire to re-purify.
我女儿也参加过 虽然现在 My daughters participated, and now,
她依旧单身 但她的生活无比圣洁 although still single, are enjoying very spirit-filled lives.
帕蒂 Patty?
你先说几句吧 Would you like to start?
去年我在合唱队时 Last year when I was singing madrigal,
我开始和唱诗班的一个男孩交往 I started dating a boy in the choir.
他说我们在交往 但其实除了在 He said we were dating, but we never met outside of
排练大厅亲热 我们没在外面见过面 our make-out sessions in the rehearsal hall.
我一而再地让他摸我 I repeatedly let him touch me
让他穿过我的T恤和胸罩 摸我的胸 on my breasts, through my shirt and bra.
有一次 我感觉到了 And once, I felt his...
他的那玩意儿碰到我的大腿 his rod touch my leg.
真是很尴尬 不敢相信我居然让他那么做 This is so embarrassing. I can't believe I let him do this.
-我很抱歉 -谢谢你 帕蒂 - I'm so sorry. - Thank you, Patty.
感谢你鼓起勇气 I want to thank you for
直面自己内心对欲望的挣扎 your courage to confront your struggles with desire.
谁接着说 Who's next?
伊莱恩 Elaine?
嗨 我叫伊莱恩 Hi. My name is Elaine,
我只摸过一条 and I only touched one...
阴茎 penis.
只有一次 Once.
如果我不摸 我就会被人用铁管打 If I didn't, I was going to get hit with a pipe.
上帝 为何你要让我的女儿 God, why did you let my daughter
成为肉欲的奴隶 become a slave to the flesh?
不然我就会被铁管打的 I was going to get hit with a pipe!
律师说你束手无策吗 So the lawyer said there's nothing you can do?
我们若上诉 会适得其反 情况会更糟 If we sue, it could backfire. Make things worse.
老天 这里闻起来满是老哈里斯的味道 Jesus. This place still smells like old man Harris.
莫妮卡想怎样 What did Monica want?
她想叫我们去吃晚餐 She wants us to come over for dinner.
搞个家庭聚会什么的 Some kind of a family meeting.
什么家庭 Family?
真他妈屁话连篇 Fucking load of shit.
你跟她说我们知道亲子鉴定结果了吗 You told her we know Liam is Frank's?
说了 Yeah.
你有大麻吗 You have any pot?
我想我要是头脑清醒地去见妈妈 I think if I have to go see Mom conscious,
我可能会动粗 I might actually commit a violent felony.
这是很久以来 That's the first time
我第一次听你叫她妈妈 in a long time I've heard you call her Mom.
我叫了吗 I did?
我从来都不觉得她是我母亲 I don't know if I ever really felt like she was my mom.
我和伊恩把我们的DNA也拿去鉴定了 Ian and I got our DNA tests done.
为什么啊 Why?
不知道 想到老爸不是弗兰克 我就兴奋 I don't know, got excited at the idea of not being Frank's,
如果我们都不是他的种 and if none of us are his,
你要做我们的法定监护人 then you'd have a much easier time
就容易很多 becoming our legal guardians.
利普一小时后去取结果 Lip's gonna pick up the results in about an hour.
好吧 Well...
但愿你们都不是弗兰克的种 ...here's to you not being Frank's.
我的行为可不淑女 My actions have been unladylike
都是出于本能 对此我感到非常难过 and base in nature, and for that I am truly sorry.
凯伦 Karen.
为了得到全身心的净化 In order for you to receive the full gift of purity,
你必须尽可能的诚实 you need to be as honest as you can.
没事 宝贝 It's okay, sweetheart.
就说说发生了什么 Just tell what happened.
好吧 Um, well, okay.
我很小的时候 就开始帮人口交 I started having oral sex at a very young age,
也许是13岁 maybe 13.
是和社区的几个家伙 It was guys around the neighborhood...
最初是三到四个人 three or four at first
后来就不止三四个 and then, well, more than three or four.
直到八年级 我才有了真正的性行为 I didn't have intercourse until the eighth grade.
一开始我并不享受 但到大概第六次时 I didn't like it at first, but then around the sixth time,
我开始感觉很爽 it started to feel good,
相当爽 really good,
但我并不引以为傲 but I didn't feel good about it.
有几次我嗨翻的时候 Um, there was a few times where I got high
就尝试同时与男孩和女孩一起搞 and started experimenting with guys and girls at the same time.
我觉得倒也算不上是群P I wouldn't necessarily call it an orgy,
但的确满眼都是裸体 but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around,
我当时既觉得很爽 同时又感到内疚 which felt very good but kind of bad all at the same time.
后来有次在明蒂·卡尔森家过夜 And then there was the time at Mindy Carlson's sleepover
我们一起去洗澡 when we all got in the shower
相互给对方涂肥皂 and started soaping each other up,
后来她妈妈进来了 大吃一惊 and then her mom walked in and freaked out
因为她看到 when she saw Mindy in the shower
明蒂戴着一个粗大的黑色假阳具 with a big, black strap-on dildo.
你个婊子 You whore!
婊子没资格要车 Whores don't get cars!
好了 Okay.
做好了 大家都饿了吧 There, I hope everybody's hungry.
给你 伊恩 这是你最爱吃的 There you go, Ian, it's your favorite.
这是什么 What is it?
意大利千层面啊 Lasagna.
卡尔 你能把沙拉递过来吗 Carl, could you start passing the salad, please?
莫妮卡是利亚姆的生母 我知道 Monica is Liam's mother, and I know you won't
-你们不高兴 但是 -老天 - be happy, but... - Jesus,
鲍勃 我能不能先享受晚餐 然后再谈 Bob, can we just enjoy our dinner and then talk after...?
谈什么 Talk about what?
黛比 Debbie,
拜托 please.
利普哪去了 Where's Lip?
他有事 Had something to do.
他不来吗 He's not coming?
不好意思来晚了 Sorry I-I'm late.
还有吃的吗 Did I miss the chow?
看上去不错啊 Ooh... looks good.
如果你叫我们来 是想告诉我们 If you called us here to tell us
你要把利亚姆带走 并再次离开 that you're taking Liam and leaving again,
我们不想听 we don't want to hear it.
菲奥娜 你不爽 我明白 Fiona, you're upset, I get it.
我嫁给弗兰克18年 I was married to Frank for 18 years.
我明白 每天就像在生吞玻璃渣 I know, it's like swallowing broken glass every day.
利普 太好了 我们刚开饭 Oh, Lip, wonderful. We just started.
你妈跟你说6点半开饭 Your mother said 6:30.
你手表丢了吗 You lose your watch?
我没有手表 鲍勃 I don't have a watch, Bob.
什么结果 What's the news?
还没打开呢 我觉得我们应该一起看 Haven't opened it yet. Figured we should do it together.
谢谢 Thanks.
我和伊恩决定把我们的DNA也拿去鉴定一下 Me and Ian decided to get our DNA tests done, too,
真希望我们不是弗兰克的孩子啊 on the off chance that maybe we aren't Frank's kids.
什么 What?
你和鲍勃测试测的挺开心 Yeah. We figured why should you and Bob
我们也玩玩 get to have all the fun?
我操 Holy shit.
伊恩 恭喜你 Congratulations, Ian.
你不是弗兰克·加拉格的儿子 You are not Frank Gallagher's son.
操 Fuck!
凯伦 Karen?
宝贝儿 Sweetie...
甜心 Honey?
宝贝儿 舞会这么快就结束了吗 Sweetie, you're back from the ball so soon?
宝贝儿 Honey?
凯伦 Karen?
操他妈的 他还保证说要给我辆车的 He promised me the fucking car!
凯伦 宝贝儿 发生什么了 Karen, sweetie, what's going on?
还说为我感到骄傲 I'm so proud of you!
什么你让我想起我第一次的圣餐仪式 You remind me of my first communion!
他竟然羞辱了我 He humiliated me!
他让我觉得他是爱我的 He made me think he loved me!
坦白说 宝贝儿 Honestly, sweetie,
我也不知道 I don't know.
1995年夏天有那么一周 There was that week in the summer of '95
我嗑了好多天使粉 that I did a lot of PCP.
-然后我 -你嗑了天使粉 - And I... - You did PCP?
不带上我吗 Without me?!
你保证过我们要一起嗑的 You promised we would do that together!
我靠 我们能不能回到谁是伊恩生父的问题上 Excuse me. Can we get back to who Ian's father is?
莫妮卡背着弗兰克偷腥 这挺好 I like the idea of Monica cheating on Frank, you know?
这让我对你的"好印象"得以保留 老妈 It really keeps my image of you right on track, Mom.
有没有人能告诉我 我们在谈论什么事 Will somebody please tell me what we're talking about?
好吧 结果表明 All right, the results say
你 弗兰克 铁定不是我亲生父亲 that you, Frank, are absolutely not my father.
但是我生父是你的亲戚 But my father is a close relative,
非常可能是你的一个兄弟 most likely one of your brothers.
爸爸还有兄弟吗 Dad has brothers?
如果我没记错的话 有两个 He has two, right?
是三个 Three.
我见到过那个 You know, I think I met the one
用汽车的后备箱 that sells smoked sausage and razor blades
卖熏肠和剃须刀片的兄弟 out of the trunk of his car.
好吧 All right.
我真不知道 I-I honestly don't know.
我们还是一家人吗 Are we still related?
你们当然是啊 Of course you are.
你不仅背着我自己嗑天使粉 Not only did you lie to me about the PCP,
你竟然还和我兄弟搞过 下一步你还想干嘛 you fucked my brother! What's next?
你是不是还准备找一个黑人女爷们儿 You gonna take up with a black lady/man?
我忘记了 你已经找了一个 Oh, I forgot, that's already happened.
现在我们还怎么复合啊 How can we get back together now?
我从来都没有想过要复合 I have never, ever had any intention of getting back
和你弗兰克复合 together with you, Frank.
看在老天的份上 你使坏让我回来 For Chris sake, you only tricked me into coming here
就是想拿到那笔理赔金 to get some settlement money!
我也想见见你啊 I wanted to see you again.
所以你就骗她赢了个泰迪熊吗 So you pretended that she won a teddy bear?
你知道我有多爱泰迪熊 You know how much I love teddy bears.
你和莫妮卡完了 弗兰克 You and Monica are over, Frank.
莫妮卡和我就要结婚了 Me and Monica are getting married.
扯犊子 她还跟我结着呢 Aah! She's still married to me.
过几天就不会了 她要和你离婚 Not for long. She's getting a divorce.
你们俩还没离婚吗 You two are still married?
俩女的咋结婚啊 How can two ladies get married?
她们是拉拉 They're lesbians.
不插入也可以做爱的 Penetration isn't required for sex to occur.
怎么 现在许多州同性婚姻都是合法的 What? It's legal now in several states.
离了吧 弗兰克 Divorce, Frank.
这个是你欠她的 You owe her at least that much.
那她欠我的怎么还啊 What about what she owes me?!
她还要再次把六个孩子抛给我吗 She gonna leave me again with six kids?
让我来处理这一大家子的烂事 Leave me to deal with all the shit?
应该说又把这一大家子人交给我了吧 You mean leave me to deal with the shit.
我没有抛弃你 I didn't leave you!
是你把我逼走的 You drove me out!
弗兰克 任何一个有自尊的人都不会和你在一起 No self-respecting person could stay with you, Frank!
-你待我就像对待一只狗 -你 - You treated me like a dog! - You...
你得同意让我们抚养利亚姆 You need to let us raise Liam.
我不介意亲子鉴定的结果是什么 I don't care what the test results say.
利亚姆是我们的 Liam belongs with us!
谁也不能带走利亚姆 Nobody's taking Liam!
我不敢相信你竟然想和我离婚 I can't believe you want a divorce.
鲍勃和我值得拥有我们自己的家庭 Me and Bob deserve a family of our own.
你已经有一个家庭了 只不过你抛弃了它 You had a family! You left it!
我没想离开你们 是他把我逼走的 I didn't leave you! He drove me out!
你本来应该留下来保护我们 You should have protected us!
我试过 可是我做不到 I tried, but I couldn't!
菲奥娜 如果我不走 我早就死了 Fiona, if I didn't leave, I would have died!
别在那儿胡扯了 莫娜·罗伊[电影中的好老婆形象] Oh, cut the shit, Myrna Loy.
你们根本不懂和他过日子是怎么样的 You have no idea what it was like being married to him.
你们也不知道我们的婚姻到底有多糟糕 You have no idea how bad it is!
是吗 你倒是说说看啊 Yeah? Try me.
别胡扯了 Oh, come on now!
我知道他曾经折磨过你 Okay, I know that he tortured you.
我知道他毁了你 I know that he ruined you,
但和他结婚的人可不是我们 but we didn't marry him, Mom.
是你 You did.
如果你爱我们 不管爱我们中的谁 爱多少 If you love us, any of us in any way,
你都应该把利亚姆留下 带着你的女友 you'll leave Liam, take your girlfriend,
坐上你们的卡车 再也别他妈的回来了 get in your truck and never come back.
但是 But...
我 I...
我爱你们 I love you...
我说真的 I do.
操 Shit.
你到底是怎么回事 What's the matter with you?
她跟你说了吗 She tell you?
她告诉你她说了些什么吗 She tell you what she said?
你竟然骂我们的女儿是婊子 You called our daughter a whore.
怎么不说说她是怎么对待我的呢 How about what she did to me?!
滚出去 滚 Get out. Out.
-什么 -给我滚出去 - What...? - Just get out!
-滚 -她跟你说她是怎么对待我的吗 - Get out! - Did she mention what she did to me?!
-你明不明白啊 -滚出去 - You understand? - Get out!
她也是个人 She's a human being!
她心中应该充满爱 而不是恨 She deserves to love, not to hate!
你当时不在场 我认识他们所有人 You weren't there. I know all those people?
你发什么神经 别再回来了 What's the matter with you?! Don't ever come back!
去过你自己的生活吧 别再回来了 滚 Just keep going on and on! Don't ever come back! Go!
滚 再也别回来了 Get out! Don't ever come back!
永远都别回来了 Forever!
弗兰克 你看到埃迪都对我的凯伦做了什么吗 Frank! Frank, did you see what Eddie did to my Karen?
你在房子外面了 You're out of the house.
什么 What?
你走出来了 You're out of the house.
我 我 I-I...
我太生气了 我 我就冲出来了 I got so mad, I-I-I came out of the house.
我走出来了 我终于走出来了 I'm out of the house! I'm out of the house!
弗兰克 Frank!
看看我 大家好啊 Look at me! Hello!
他们在干什么 What are they doing?
看起来好像在打包 Looks like packing.
那利亚姆呢 What about Liam?
从窗户这儿看不到啊 I can't tell through the window.
我们可以报警 We could call the police.
告诉他们利亚姆被绑架了 Tell 'em Liam's being kidnapped.
我们会把这件烂事儿处理好的 Hey, we're gonna figure this shit out, okay?
不管怎样 No matter what.
伙计们 他们出来了 Hey, guys, they-they're coming out.
妈妈 Mom?
加拉格夫人 And Mrs. Gallagher.
加拉格夫人 你的名字怎么读啊 Mrs. Gallagher, how do you pronounce your first name?
莫妮卡 Monica.
莫卡 莫卡 Monka. Monka.
-是莫妮卡 -莫卡 - Monica. - Monka.
哈尔 Hal?
清出去 Out.
等一等 等一等 Wait-wait-wait!
你不能这样做 那是我的钱 You-you can't do that! That's my money!
是我的 等一等 是我的钱 That is... Wait a second! That's my money!
妈的 给你口交啥也没捞着 I blow you for nothing!
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