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♪ And I miss you ♪
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♪ Like the deserts miss the rain ♪
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♪ And I miss you ♪
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♪ Like the deserts miss the rain ♪
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Caenis!
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You've changed.
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What are you doing here?
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But I... I...
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I didn't come back to the compound.
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You dishonor the gods and your tribe.
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Vero.
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Mom?
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There was a guy.
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There was a guy, uh...
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Where's, uh...
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Where's the guy?
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Oh...
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Wha...?
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What have I done?
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What the fuck have I done?
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What have you done?
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Chocolate or plain?
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Okay, there was cheese.
I already ate the cheese. I'm sorry.
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Man, you got messy last night.
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Want to get your wife back? Yeah?
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Then you need
to get your strength up. Here.
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Mm! Nutritious!
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I thought I dreamt you.
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All right, sit down. Sit down. Come on.
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I... I can...
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I can really...
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...get Riddy back without dying?
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Yes. Yes.
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But... we have to move quick.
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Before she goes through the Frame.
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Can passengers
make their way to the bridge deck
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for an orientation video
from our Lord Hades?
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The one guarantee
that comes with life?
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It ends.
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As far as human beings are concerned,
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death is the only thing
they can be sure of.
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Now, some of you will be scared.
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Some of you will be angry.
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You didn't think it was your time perhaps,
but be comforted by this.
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Your devotion to the gods,
to me and my family, is about to pay off.
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So I say, fuck them.
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Did you hear me?
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I defy them.
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I defy the gods.
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The better you serve us
and the Earth you just left,
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the more glorious your next life will be.
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Your ferry is currently crossing
the River Styx.
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This is the body of water that takes you
from Earth to the underworld.
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We will be here at the port,
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ready to guide you towards the next stage
of your journey at the River Lethe,
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where our friendly divers
will help you pass easily into the water
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and make your way through...
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The Frame.
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I made it.
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I made it for you
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to allow your atoms
to return joyfully to the Earth.
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Do not mourn life.
You are returning to it.
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Welcome back to the underworld.
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Everything's going to be okay.
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Okay.
Uh... hey, you still there?
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Hello?
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- Hello?
- What? Uh, yes.
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Yes. Yes, I'm here.
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Am I on speaker?
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No.
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Pull!
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Yep...
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Uh, anyway, we're gonna send a message
to the monument shitters, right?
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- So...
- Yes?
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Okay, uh...
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Is it done? You trained more divers?
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No.
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No, first of all,
we're working on the selection process.
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I'm sorry? What?
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Why would you need a selection process?
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Just, uh, move people.
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- Right?
- Zeus.
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- With the greatest respect...
- I knew I was on speaker.
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- It's not easy to find new divers.
- What?
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All underworld workers who applied
to be divers and were found appropriate
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have been accepted and trained.
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We are looking at substandard quality
if we recruit more now.
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So?
We don't have time for this.
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I don't care if they apply,
if they're appropriate.
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It's fucking crowd control, Persephone.
It's not art.
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Get more divers today.
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Pull!
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It might not be art,
but it is a skill.
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Zeus, taking those human souls
through the Frame
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is a complex and delicate process.
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We cannot, for the preservation
of the integrity of the underworld,
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allow standards to...
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Hello?
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Consider it done.
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What...
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Yeah, good. Good.
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Um, hey, while I've got you, uh,
did either of you happen to see my watch?
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I've been...
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And they hang up.
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You are working too hard.
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What will your next life be, do you think?
What are your hopes?
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Um... I, uh...
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I don't... I don't know.
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Not waste it?
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Why? How about you?
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Well, I was an Olympia sacrifice.
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Wow. Okay.
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So I imagine
something of a step-up.
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I wanted to be a tacita,
but, sadly, wasn't called.
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I served Hera, nevertheless.
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I trained to remove their tongues
to honor her.
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And I never married, of course.
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Mm. That was by choice?
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Yes.
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- By choice.
- Mm-hmm.
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You're very young.
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How did you die?
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Well, I, uh, got hit by a truck
after I said I defied the gods,
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so probably coming back
as a dog or a stone or something.
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Who knows, right?
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I see.
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- Well, good luck to you.
- Mm.
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Vero.
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Fuck.
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Fuck! We're gonna die!
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Look, I can't die.
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I'm not gonna let you die, okay?
You're fine.
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How do I know that?
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And how do I know
you're who you say you are?
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Dionysus, I mean.
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The gods have been
on Earth the whole time.
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You don't know unless we tell you.
We have to want you to know.
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You gotta trust.
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Gotta have faith.
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Can you do that?
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No!
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♪ I am the passenger ♪
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- ♪ I stay under glass... ♪
- No! No! No!
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No! No, no!
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You had a gun to your head last night.
Just relax.
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Whoo-hoo!
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No!
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♪ Over the city's ripped backsides... ♪
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Fuck! Oh, fuck!
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Keep your eyes open.
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Sweet!
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Well done. That was great.
That was really good.
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Hey! Hey. What, what...
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Hey, it's okay.
I just, uh, had to be sure.
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Why are you helping me?
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There's nothing wrong
with being slightly lightweight, Dionysus.
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'Cause I like your music.
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Now come back here
and tell me about your girl!
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All handlers required
at the dock.
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Please report for duty.
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Welcome to Asphodel.
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Please form an orderly queue
and make your way through the turnstiles.
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I only want to see five lines!
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And I want those lines straight.
Dogs ready?
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These are
working cerberus dogs.
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Please do not attempt to stroke them.
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Let's get a move on!
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Step out, please.
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Come on.
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Hey, easy. Easy. Fotis.
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Fotis. Come on. Let's go.
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Uh, step out, please.
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- Why?
- It's okay. Stay calm.
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- What are they barking at?
- This way, please.
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Where are you taking me?
I'm still being renewed, right?
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- Someone will explain everything as soon...
- Can you just tell me?
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Where are we going?
Why can't you just tell me?
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It'll be okay. I promise.
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Come on.
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You know I said my plan
to bring Zeus down involves three humans?
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{\an8}This is the second.
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{\an8}Caeneus died ten years ago.
You saw how.
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Like Riddy,
he is completely unaware
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of his cosmic significance.
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Good boy. Good boy.
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He woke up thinking today would be
like every other in the underworld.
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That, as usual,
he would focus solely on the past
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and ignore the present.
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Let's go.
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But that changes today.
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Personnel,
make yourselves ready.
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Caeneus, Prue, congratulations.
You've been promoted.
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My name is Medusa,
and you're going to be trained as divers.
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I don't want to be a diver.
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- Excuse me?
- I didn't apply. I never apply.
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I did. I got rejected lots of times.
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- I know.
- Oh, this is wonderful!
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I'm a good handler.
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No, you're not.
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But I still don't appreciate
people stealing my staff.
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Persephone's orders, Charon.
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Look, I'm waiting for someone.
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- Who?
- His mother.
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Oh. Oh, I did wonder.
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- He's very private.
- Everyone's waiting for someone.
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- I'm not.
- You're here to work.
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No. I don't want to go. I'm staying.
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Now, this is interesting.
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I mean, you seem to be laboring
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under the sweet misunderstanding
that there's an element of choice here.
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What about our dogs?
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Divers don't use dogs.
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Sorry.
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I'm more
of a cat person.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Are you the Medusa? As in...
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- Wha... Why didn't I turn to stone?
- 'Cause you're fucking dead.
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Oh.
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Come on, today! Let's go!
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I'll visit. I promise.
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Look out for her, okay?
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Let's go.
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His name's Fotis.
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- It means "light."
- I don't care.
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Keep moving, please!
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Nothing to worry about.
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Where are we going?
Are we going to the Frame?
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- I thought we were going to the Frame.
- Me too.
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And me.
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- Are we not?
- It's just a bit of admin. Keep moving.
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If this is about
what I said at the temple I've...
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Move along, please!
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Admin?
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- Why is there admin in the underworld?
- Move along, please!
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We're still being renewed, right?
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♪ That's what you have to do ♪
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♪ And your wishes will all come true ♪
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♪ Tell 'em what the wizard says ♪
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♪ Tell 'em what the wizard says ♪
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♪ All you have to do
Is snap your fingers ♪
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♪ Make a wish and snap your fingers ♪
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♪ That's what you have to do ♪
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♪ And your wishes ♪
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♪ Will all come true! ♪
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- Where are we?
- Exactly where you need to be!
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- Hey! What are you doing?
- Yeah. There's a line here!
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Hey! This man's competing, Patricia.
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- Well, I... I what?
- How's he know my name?
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- Was that Orpheus?
- Who?
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Hey!
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Get in there.
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Hey. It's me, baby. I'm back.
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Oh yeah!
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Who are you?
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- I, um...
- Hey, Poly.
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Um, he's with me.
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Table one.
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Welcome to The Cave.
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Is this a joke?
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- I'm sorry?
- The Cave.
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You brought me to The Cave.
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Fuck you.
265
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:46,800
The Cave is famous...
but not in a good way.
266
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:51,080
It's a place where desperate people come
to try to gain access to the underworld.
267
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:55,960
- There is an audience. It's a sport.
- Cave! Cave! Cave!
268
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:59,600
But it always ends
in failure.
269
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,640
- Hey! Hey. Hey. Hey.
- Look.
270
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,680
I don't know who or what you are, okay?
And I don't care.
271
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,920
I didn't come here to be humiliated.
272
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,160
Is that clear?
273
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,560
Humiliated? How'd you figure that?
274
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:22,880
It's a scam. Everybody knows it's a scam.
Nobody gets people back.
275
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,760
Nah, but that's just not true.
276
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:29,040
It's entirely possible to get people back.
No one's done it before, but you can!
277
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,320
Okay? I know you can.
278
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,520
Your love is greater than death.
279
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:56,000
What do I have to do?
280
00:17:57,240 --> 00:17:58,360
It's a quiz!
281
00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,000
Baby, it's a quiz!
282
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:03,720
Okay.
283
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:10,600
Dionysus, you f... little shit.
284
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,800
Let's talk to one of the others.
285
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,600
Uh, hello? Ares.
286
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,200
Hey, it's Pop.
287
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,160
I think I'm leaving a message
on your, uh, machine.
288
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,560
How are you, kid?
289
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:24,920
Uh, callin' to see if you're around,
and see if you're...
290
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,880
I don't know, still mad at me?
291
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,040
Uh, anyway, I... I... I need some help.
292
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:31,680
Um, did you, by any chance,
293
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:36,080
happen to catch that debacle in Heraklion
with the monument the other day?
294
00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,720
Did it... Did it hurt your feelings?
It sure did mine.
295
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,040
Okay, bye.
296
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,480
Well, interesting.
297
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,160
Okay.
298
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,000
Ring, ring, ring.
299
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,280
Wow. Nobody fuckin' home?
300
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:57,640
What is this?
301
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,400
Uh, hi, Athena.
302
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,040
Hey, it's Pop-Pop.
303
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,880
Um...
304
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,800
Do you want to do some work?
Mm, some myth-making?
305
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,360
Hello? Hello?
306
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,400
Uh, Apollo... It's, uh... It's Dad.
307
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,320
Um, hello, Aphrodite. It's Daddy.
308
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,200
Artemis? Um, this is Papooza.
309
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,480
Is anybody fuckin' there?
Are they listening to these messages?
310
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,960
You know, the Papooza.
311
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,480
Hermes! Pick up the phone!
312
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,960
Fuckin' family.
313
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,880
Zeus is
constantly disappointed by his children.
314
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,120
Fuckers.
315
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,960
Here. Here! Bam!
316
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:45,120
So in his infinite wisdom,
he always has a few more cooking on Earth.
317
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,680
- Ooh. Ooh!
- Yeah!
318
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,240
The baby.
319
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,040
You can do whatever you like.
You can't harm it.
320
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,320
What's it gonna be? What's it gonna do?
321
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:22,920
Great things.
322
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,480
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
323
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,120
Uh...
324
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,880
Oh shit. I think that's my parents.
325
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,920
Fucking hell.
326
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,480
Oh.
327
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:42,680
For my pregnant beauty, Spartan ribs.
328
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,120
Trojan gin.
329
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,400
Don't tell me
there can't be peace on Earth.
330
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,760
Ah. Okay. Very funny.
331
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:53,720
I thought you were gonna be
my dad.
332
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,280
Who's here?
333
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,720
That's not funny.
334
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,480
Zeus.
335
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,400
- Who's...
- What are you talking about?
336
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,240
No. No.
337
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,000
No.
338
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,360
Hello.
339
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:11,920
Who are you?
340
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:14,560
I'm his wife, little one.
341
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,840
Now, look.
342
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:21,120
Well done. I mean, pfft,
you are an extremely promising fuck.
343
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,760
And you're very pretty.
I mean, I... I absolutely see the appeal.
344
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,240
- But we agreed.
- Oh...
345
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,600
No more kids.
346
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,400
Sorry.
347
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,120
Help me.
348
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,680
What the fuck is happening?
349
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,000
Hera, is this necessary?
350
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,200
Uh, no, not really.
351
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,400
Zeus, why? Why do you want a baby?
352
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:46,360
Your wrinkle?
353
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,120
It's not a new wrinkle.
354
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,680
Oh god!
355
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,000
No, no, no...
356
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,400
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you
to calm down.
357
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,760
Please. Don't kill me, please.
358
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:07,040
I'm not going to kill you. No, no.
359
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,480
Nothing so unimaginative.
360
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,560
Please, please...
361
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,920
It's gonna be fun.
There's a whole gang of you.
362
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,720
- Do it.
- Um...
363
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,560
Please, just this one.
Then no more. I promise.
364
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,680
- Just...
- No.
365
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,680
- Hera. Hera...
- No. All of them.
366
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,560
All of these half-breeds,
they just take up too much.
367
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,960
It's vulgar, it's paranoid,
and it's... human.
368
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,040
You don't need them.
369
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,520
Now, I'm gonna make us a drink.
370
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,760
When I get back, I want that dead.
371
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,760
See? I told you there was a gang.
372
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,440
♪ I climbed the Eiffel Tower ♪
373
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,000
♪ Walked in a London shower ♪
374
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:42,400
♪ But I get lost
Finding my way to your heart... ♪
375
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:47,600
Why is everybody lookin'
so fuckin' content down here?
376
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:56,680
♪ Where Cinderella's magical slipper is ♪
377
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,720
♪ I'm a whiz ♪
378
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:02,000
♪ I took a trip to Dallas ♪
379
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:06,240
♪ Slept in a prince's palace ♪
380
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,080
How...
381
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,840
Why... You're still almost totally nude.
382
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,040
Here.
383
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,120
That's better.
I want to run something by you.
384
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,000
I was just down on Earth.
385
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,400
Incognito mode, of course.
386
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,960
And, um, very human person
that I saw down there
387
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:30,120
was conspicuously, uh... convivial.
388
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,640
Not scared.
389
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,360
And when they're not scared,
they're not worshiping me.
390
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:38,480
So, why...
391
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,240
So why would that bother you?
392
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,360
Not worshiping,
it never used to bother you before.
393
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,880
- Prometheus.
- What?
394
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,040
- I've never had that before.
- Ah...
395
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:54,480
No, I'm... No, no, no.
I'm weakening, and they can sense it.
396
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:58,920
So I think things
need to go back to the old days,
397
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,040
where everybody down there
is always on edge.
398
00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,320
I've been so lax about it.
399
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,160
I'm just gonna go
into a full wipeout mode.
400
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,880
And indiscriminate.
I haven't done that for a while.
401
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:14,680
I'm gonna take out,
like, you know, I think half.
402
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,160
Half what? Half the world?
403
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,240
I'm gonna fuckin' shock 'em.
404
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,600
I'm gonna petrify 'em
and demoralize 'em into submission.
405
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,120
Remember when you killed all our ants?
Remember when we were kids?
406
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,480
One of them bit you,
and you burnt them all,
407
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:30,440
and then you wept for a week.
408
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:31,920
No, I don't recall weeping.
409
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:32,840
Yeah, you did.
410
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,920
And then there was the puppy. Hestia.
411
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,040
- Your daddy ran her over with a cart.
- Come on.
412
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,600
Now, listen. You loved her.
413
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,000
You loved that puppy. You did.
414
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:47,360
You loved her back to life,
and she stayed with you forever after.
415
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:48,960
This is true.
416
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,920
This is the old Zeus,
the one I believed in.
417
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:57,320
There are many roads to worship, Zeus.
You know that. Love can do a lot.
418
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,800
You set the scene.
You control the narrative.
419
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,640
- You tell the stories...
- Hang on.
420
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,560
That's your answer to all this?
421
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,160
You think
that I should be telling 'em stories?
422
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,240
I'm just saying you don't need to destroy
everything in order to control...
423
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:20,320
Look.
424
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,120
I do what I can to protect you.
425
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,960
I managed to set up a couple of things
before I ended up here, but I am...
426
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,040
...limited.
427
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,320
God, I miss the Earth.
428
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:39,560
More than you could possibly imagine.
429
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:45,000
Come on, Riddy.
430
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,200
Move. Go on.
431
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,360
Welcome!
432
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,840
Right. Vests off, please.
Nobody's going in the water today.
433
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:21,880
It's not on.
434
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,080
It... Is it...
435
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,080
How can I turn this on? This...
436
00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,160
Can you turn this on?
437
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:40,040
Okay, so, bit of a shock
with the dogs, wasn't it?
438
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,520
Yeah, you're probably wondering
why you're here.
439
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,400
Why are we?
440
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,840
Well, you've all been buried
or cremated without coins.
441
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,040
- Uh, it means that you, uh...
- What?
442
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,400
You can't go
through the Frame and renew.
443
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,920
Fuck you, Geri!
444
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,040
Who's Geri?
445
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,640
My sister.
446
00:28:03,360 --> 00:28:06,320
The important thing
is not to feel shame.
447
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,320
Just take your time
to come to terms with what's happened.
448
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,720
You got plenty of time now.
449
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,120
Sorry, uh, excuse me.
I... I think that there's been a mistake.
450
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,800
No, there hasn't.
451
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,760
Well, um, yes, there... there has.
452
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,200
My husband was my coin bearer.
453
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,280
So?
454
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,080
So he would never bury me without one.
455
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,800
He would never do that.
456
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,360
- Mm...
- I... No offense. Um...
457
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,160
I'm trying to tell you
that there's been a mistake.
458
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,560
There are no mistakes.
459
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,920
Not here.
460
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,240
Oh. Okay.
461
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,880
So then this shit show
is just a front, is it?
462
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,160
This doesn't look
anything like the video, so...
463
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,520
There are no mistakes.
464
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:52,720
Yes?
465
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,000
What happens to us now?
466
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,800
Well, there's everything.
There's a games room, a canteen, a bar.
467
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:03,120
You've got a couple of basketball courts.
Uh, you get your own living quarters.
468
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,480
Everything you need.
469
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,600
But... what do we do?
470
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:09,680
Well, you work.
471
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,320
You'll be allocated
an appropriate sector in a few days.
472
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,880
No way. I, um... I have to renew.
473
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,720
Uh, I have to.
My whole childhood was given to the gods.
474
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,120
They... they took my mom.
475
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,840
I need to start again.
I think that they owe me a new life.
476
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,280
The gods owe you nothing.
477
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,960
So, we stay... like this?
478
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,080
- Mm-hmm.
- For how long?
479
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,720
Only 200 years.
480
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,680
Then you get your chance.
481
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,200
Praise Hades and his generosity.
482
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,480
Vero.
483
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,360
She'll be back.
484
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,280
This is gonna be fun.
485
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,960
Service, please.
486
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,800
- Tell me I'm doing the right thing.
- You're doing the right thing.
487
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,960
- Louder.
- You're doing the right thing.
488
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:45,520
Louder, man! Fuckin' louder!
489
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,200
- You're doing the right...
- Yeah!
490
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,520
Entrance fee?
491
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,480
Uh, I don't, uh...
492
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,240
Shit, I don't have my wallet.
493
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,520
My friend might...
494
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,880
I don't really carry cash.
495
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:07,880
- Sorry.
- Uh, hold on. Hold on.
496
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,280
My wedding ring.
497
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,600
Would this do?
498
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,520
Yeah, okay.
499
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,400
That's very fucking romantic.
500
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,320
Did you change your shirt?
501
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,600
- Who are they?
- They're the Fates.
502
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,640
They set the questions.
They keep the score... on several levels.
503
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,720
Welcome, players!
504
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,640
Yeah! Yeah!
505
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,160
My name is Polyphemus, Keeper of The Cave.
506
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,720
This afternoon, we have three contestants.
507
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,120
All playing for the chance to cheat death
508
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,480
and bring back
someone from the underworld.
509
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:03,480
Oh yeah!
510
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:07,520
Of course, uh,
entry is just the beginning. Ah...
511
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,080
You have a bit to do
when you get down there as well.
512
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,000
If you get down there.
513
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,120
Good luck to you all!
514
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,240
- What happens now?
- Focus.
515
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:32,120
Are you ready?
516
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,880
Yes!
517
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,120
Yes! Come on!
518
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,640
Yeah!
519
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,320
Round one.
520
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:50,520
Please mark every freckle,
mole, and blemish of your loved one.
521
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:51,960
Whoa!
522
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,520
Oh fuck.
523
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,320
Uh...
524
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:29,240
Next stop, River Lethe.
525
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:34,520
As you are all aware,
divers are required
526
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:38,240
to ease the passage of newly dead
across the River Lethe.
527
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,520
You're going to be taught
how to organize and run this process.
528
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:47,360
There's many facets to it,
and it looks a lot easier than it is.
529
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:49,960
Excuse me!
530
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,120
Coming through! Excuse me.
531
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,760
- Please form an orderly queue...
- Move, please.
532
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,896
- Thank you.
- The divers are here to help.
533
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,800
Please treat them with respect.
534
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,000
Aggression towards divers
will not be tolerated.
535
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,040
Come on, people.
Keep it moving. Let's go, come on.
536
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,520
Please form an orderly queue
and make your way through the turnstiles.
537
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,880
The divers are here to help you.
Please treat them with respect.
538
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,240
All right, listen up.
539
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,560
No one can be forced into the water
or through the Frame.
540
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,280
Free will isn't great
from an efficiency perspective,
541
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,080
so that's where you come in.
542
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,760
Divers are essential.
543
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,400
You guide, you support, you listen.
544
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,120
You get people into the water
and through the Frame, on towards Renewal.
545
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,320
- You got that?
- Yes, yes.
546
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,640
- Don't fuck it up.
- I won't.
547
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:36,760
Good.
548
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,800
What happens
if we do fuck it up?
549
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,160
You'll be working
Children's Renewal.
550
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,280
And then there were two.
551
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,720
Okay. Next round.
552
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,440
You.
553
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,680
Tell me all about your boy.
554
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,440
Tell us why you should be chosen
555
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,600
to get him back from the underworld.
556
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:02,200
Um...
557
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,280
Ah...
558
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,040
You must not speak.
559
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,440
- What the fuck is he doing?
- I don't know.
560
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,680
Hmm.
561
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,440
- One, two...
- Three.
562
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,160
Oh shit.
563
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,800
No. No, no.
564
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,080
Don't worry.
565
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,600
And you... will sing of your love.
566
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,040
Also without your voice.
567
00:36:57,600 --> 00:36:58,880
Oh! Yes! Over there!
568
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,480
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah. Go, go, go.
569
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:04,400
Sorry, pal.
570
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,400
- Hey, hey!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
571
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,840
Up. Into the water,
through the Frame.
572
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,920
Okay? Some people can't swim, right?
573
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,920
So you just have to guide them.
That's why you're divers.
574
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,920
I chose you specifically for that reason.
575
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,480
And I'm very good with people.
576
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,720
Good.
577
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,960
No. No.
578
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:05,880
No, no, no, no, no.
579
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,280
People without coins
are unable to pass through the Frame.
580
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:12,320
Oh, dear.
581
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,200
The water
simply won't rise to meet them.
582
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,960
They're trapped.
583
00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:40,040
Told you he was good.
584
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:54,080
Oh! What the fuck?!
585
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,480
What the fuck?!
586
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,720
This man, friends...
587
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,920
this man has done something wrong.
588
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,480
Haven't you?
589
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,360
Tell them.
590
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,680
I haven't. I haven't.
591
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:14,680
Thank you.
592
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,880
Fuck!
593
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,760
- Please tell them what you did, Orpheus.
- Tell the truth, Orpheus.
594
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,880
We can't help you
if you don't tell the truth.
595
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,200
I... I... I...
596
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:33,200
Yes? Good start.
597
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,800
What has he got in his pocket?
598
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,240
What has he got in his pocket?
599
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:42,280
What is this?
600
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:46,440
What is this?
601
00:40:53,720 --> 00:40:55,280
My wife's coin.
602
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,080
Shame on you.
603
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,360
Because I love her!
604
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,960
Because I needed her to stay
605
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,080
so I could go and find her
so we could be together.
606
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:08,960
Selfish prick!
607
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,880
We were gonna have a family!
I was never gonna leave her there!
608
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,080
Please.
609
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:17,600
Please.
610
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,640
Game over.
611
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,200
Congratulations, table two.
612
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,536
You may enter the underworld
and attempt to find your son.
613
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,560
I'm bored. Let's go play some pool.
614
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:36,840
Come on.
615
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,160
Riddy...
616
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,840
Oh, she's so upset.
617
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:47,000
Caeneus.
618
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:48,600
Caeneus!
619
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,400
Caeneus!
620
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,160
Hey.
621
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,880
You. You put me here.
622
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:08,920
No. No, I... I... I didn't. Uh...
623
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,800
I'm, uh... I'm the same.
624
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,320
Buried without a coin.
625
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,960
And I've been here too, so many times,
626
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,840
trying to get past
this point in the river.
627
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,720
My husband took my coin.
628
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:32,040
He didn't even let me die without him.
Unbelievable, right?
629
00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:35,720
If it makes you feel any better,
I think my mom took mine.
630
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,120
It doesn't.
631
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,600
I'm sorry.
632
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,280
Two hundred years, right?
That's what they said?
633
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:48,800
Yeah.
634
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,400
Okay. Okay.
635
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,040
It gets better. I promise.
636
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:07,880
Little does Riddy know,
she is exactly where she needs to be
637
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,600
and has met exactly who she needs to meet.
638
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,880
I'm sorry.
639
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,440
No.
640
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,360
It was an act of love.
641
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:39,200
What can we do... to... to get him in?
There's gotta be something.
642
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:46,480
Well, perhaps, for you, Dionysus,
643
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,280
we could take two into the underworld.
644
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:52,520
Nothing's impossible. But it will cost.
645
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,760
Of course. Anything.
646
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:57,440
No, not you. Him.
647
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,840
Ticktock. Ticktock. Ticktock.
Ticktock. Ticktock.
648
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:03,440
Oh. Oh! Uh...
649
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,360
Oh no, that's, uh... Yeah.
650
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,640
- Maybe... maybe not.
- What?
651
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,760
No, it's just... It's not mine. It's, uh...
652
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,120
It's not special.
It's just a... It's just a watch.
653
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,720
Then what's the problem?
654
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,920
Okay.
655
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,600
Now what? Where am I?
656
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,000
I know what I'm doing.
657
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,080
I've got a two-phase plan.
658
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:29,840
Drink your Meander water.
659
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,840
- No, thanks.
- No...
660
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,280
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
"No"? "No, than"...
661
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,240
- Every time there's something.
- Okay.
662
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:39,320
"No, thanks." Come on.
I got you that fun, gold, bendy straw.
663
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,640
- Nice.
- It matches your Grecian key.
664
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,200
Dri... Drink.
665
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,440
There you go. There you go. Okay.
666
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:50,040
Phase one, natural disasters.
667
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:54,440
Ooh. That's gonna get the folks down there
real respectful, real quick.
668
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:58,600
Phase two. Now, this is
a tip of the hat to you, old bean.
669
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,360
Uh, stories. Thank you.
Stories are the best.
670
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:06,960
I tell 'em stories to get 'em
to hate each other, Trojan-War style.
671
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,480
Oh, yeah. I wheedle my way
672
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,000
into their tender
and bouncy little hearts,
673
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:12,880
turn them inky black.
674
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,480
If woven correctly,
675
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,040
uh, pretty soon, one asshole is tempted
to steal another asshole's wife.
676
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:21,760
Then, by and by, somebody burns up his kid
and hopes for a favorable wind.
677
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,520
Then it's just a hop and a jump
to a ten-year conflict,
678
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,960
which they think they want.
679
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:27,880
- And what have I done?
- Nothing.
680
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,680
You know, it needs to be like that
all over the world, all the time.
681
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,480
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
682
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:40,240
- Where's your watch?
- Huh?
683
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,720
Oh, um... I... I don't know. I can't find it.
684
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,520
Ah. Okay.
685
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,280
No, no, no. "Okay"? Wait a minute.
686
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,040
What do you mean?
You mean something. You're thinking.
687
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,240
No, I don't. Nothing.
688
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:58,080
- I'm sorry. Come on. The phases.
- Uh-huh.
689
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,040
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
690
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,880
- What?
- Um...
691
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:03,840
Yeah, right.
692
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,360
What?
693
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,080
- Right.
- What?
694
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:12,480
Hercules said that
that watch was actually lucky.
695
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,400
Hey. It saw him through his 12 labors.
696
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,320
It should see me through my two phases.
697
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,320
- First, I find the watch.
- Okay.
698
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:22,760
And then I launch into that plan.
699
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,200
- Good idea.
- Okay.
700
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,480
That's my price.
701
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,960
Look, I... I have to get her back,
I have to make things right.
702
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,080
Please. Please. I'll be the first
to bring someone out of the underworld.
703
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,960
I will. I swear I will.
704
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,040
My love is greater than death.
705
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,120
I'll prove it.
706
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,280
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
707
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,320
Yeah. Let's do it.
Let's do it. Uh, it's, um... Yep.
708
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,800
- Take it. Take it.
- Thank you.
709
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,920
Thank you.
710
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,176
According to myth, no one
has ever made it back from the underworld.
711
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,760
Come on. Follow me.
712
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:15,800
But, as Zeus, of all people should know,
never trust a myth.
713
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,280
♪ Heaven ♪
714
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,160
♪ Don't ever think that you'll get in ♪
715
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,080
♪ They'll leave you standing
In your own skin ♪
716
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,680
♪ Hollerin' as dust returns to dust ♪
717
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,320
♪ Yeah, that's the one thing
You can trust ♪
718
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,280
{\an8}♪ When you're all broke down and busted ♪
719
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,760
{\an8}♪ Sickened and disgusted ♪
720
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,160
{\an8}♪ As all the hits, they keep on comin' ♪
721
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:45,080
{\an8}♪ Like the devil on a drum ♪
722
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,360
♪ Well, the devil sets the rhythm now ♪
723
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,640
♪ From here to kingdom come ♪
724
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:55,440
♪ It feels like
They locked the gates of heaven ♪
725
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,800
♪ On the day I was born ♪
726
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,320
♪ And I won't be goin'
Back there anymore ♪
727
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,560
♪ Anymore ♪
728
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:05,160
♪ No, I won't be goin back there any ♪
729
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:07,080
♪ Anymore ♪
730
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,640
♪ Well, heaven ♪
731
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,360
♪ Costs much more than you can save ♪
732
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,040
♪ A phone connected to the grave ♪
733
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:24,960
♪ Is always callin' us ♪
734
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,040
♪ But don't you pick it up ♪
735
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,880
♪ Why should we let them interrupt ♪
736
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,400
♪ What we got goin' on down here ♪
737
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:38,120
♪ Don't let them interfere ♪
738
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,560
♪ 'Cause we ain't no angels, baby ♪
739
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,400
♪ No matter what they say ♪
740
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,640
♪ I know a harp sounds good ♪
741
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:47,120
♪ But it's very hard to play ♪53133
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