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HEADING TO 21ST CENTURY INDIA IS IN EMERGENCY WARD

Take it.

If you enter the building with this petition,

there's a "birth and death" section.

-You'll find a lady named Vaidhehi there. -Okay.

Pay ten rupees and take a receipt from her.

You will also find a peon there.

If you pay him 100 rupees,

he'll get you your wife's death certificate.

Go, go quickly.

Ten rupees is okay, why should I pay 100 rupees?

-What business are you in? -I am a dairy farmer.

How do you milk the cows?

I feed cotton seeds, oil cake, and bran to the cows to milk them.

-Do they start giving milk immediately? -No, sir.

I apply oil to the teats and massage them.

Treat this as massaging, as well. Go.

Don't shout here. If you want water, drink Koovum water.

The water tank has been sent to a big-shot's marriage.

-Go and shout there. -Seems you're dejected!

What's your problem?

I've worn out my slippers visiting this place for NOC.

Change your slippers.

-How much did you pay as a bribe? -I paid a lump sum.

It's not enough, you must fill all their four pockets.

-How much can we even give? -Sir!

What's this, man? You've become a pain in my neck.

How many times should I tell you that the document is outdated and invalid?

Why did you take the bribe then?

It is to check the validity of the document.

-Get lost. -What's this injustice?

What's this, man? You say that you've sent it.

Neither your man nor the money has come to me.

You're bugging me to sign the papers.

Really? Have you sent it?

It hasn't reached me yet.

Just a minute. I have a visitor.

Did you bring it?

Pappu ji, I'll talk to you later.

I think your man is here.

Mr. Kumar, don't send anyone for the next 15 minutes. Okay?

The bundles are from the bank, right?

I hope the notes are not sequential.

I don't want any problem.

Yes... take it out.

What's this?

What's this?

Are you serious?

Who are you?

Get out.

Get out!

Kumar!

Kuma--

Sir, Kumar here.

A man sent by Pappu ji is waiting outside.

Shall I send him in?

Hello?

Sir!

Sir. Hello.

-Next. -My turn, sir.

What do you want?

I need a heavy-duty truck and a driver's license.

-For whom? -For me.

Do you have all the papers?

I have all the papers like the ration card, LMV, etc.

Show it to me.

It's rejected. Next?

Why are you rejecting it when I have all the necessary documents?

I want to know the reason.

-Why? Why have you rejected-- -Hey, dog! Why are you yelling at him?

He's a great officer. You're misbehaving with him.

Shut up!

Good morning, officer. What's the problem?

Without attaching important papers he irritates me on getting a license.

Don't get annoyed, officer. I'll take care.

-You... -Go, man.

Listen to me.

-Hey! -I want the reason.

You already look squeezed. I'll squeeze you more... go, man.

When you come to me...

bring them for inter-state tourist permit, earth mover, oil tanker,

water tanker, conductor, and driver.

Why did you bring an LLR to me? What's your name?

-LLR... no, Reshma. -Okay, Reshma.

Get photocopies of ration card, MC, and SSLC certificate.

Fill out this application and bring them all along with seven photocopies.

-Tell her clearly, man. -Go on.

If you jump the queue you will be thrashed.

Greetings.

Parthasarathy.

Great, how did you know my name?

It's written on your forehead. What do you want?

I want a driving license.

-Pay 365 rupees. -They said it was just 35 rupees.

-You can get it for 35 or 365. -What is the difference?

Difference?

You have to go up to that floor and join a mile-long queue.

They receive applications from 10:00 to 10:30 a.m. and close the counter.

You must spend three days to submit it.

-Where do you work? -L&T.

-You've come under loss of pay, isn't it? -Yes, you are right.

Three days' worth of salary, add taxi cab fares, it will cost you 900 rupees.

Which is better? 900 or 365?

-Why are you looting people like this? -Come here.

Shut up, man. Chandru, why are you wasting time...

-with such guys? -Correct.

-Get lost, man. -Shut up, man.

You're starting new businesses near government offices.

I will inform the police.

-Did you see this? -What is this?

This is the assistant commissioner's application.

-He's also my client. You can complain. -I will write to the "The Hindu."

I don't care whether you write to the "The Hindu" or something else.

First, leave this place.

I'll see that this man does not get a license.

What can you do to me?

-Hey, Parthasarathy. -How do you know my name?

The symbol on your forehead tells your name clearly.

If you don't go away from here...

I'll get your name removed from the Gazette.

-These fellows are talking too much. -What are you saying?

I was talking to myself, man.

Shut up and go to Kilpauk.

My house is in Kilpauk. How did you know that?

Are you residing there? Please stay away.

-Go, man! -Go, man!

-Go, man! -Go, man!

Hey, baldie, come here.

Chandru, look at him.

-It's sunny, it's glaring. Lift him up. -Sorry.

What does he want?

-He wants a heavy-duty license. -Looks like he has driven around a lot.

He doesn't even weigh 100 grams, MC will be a problem.

-MC means? -Medical Certificate.

Why do you bring such hopeless cases? We'll lose our reputation.

Chandru!

-Pay 1600 rupees. -What, 1600?

If you are given a license...

a lot of people may have to sleep in coffins. Come on, pay up.

Subbaiah, get all these papers signed

-by the officers. -Have you kept the "notes" inside?

Would I send the application without the bribe?

Give it, man.

Are you going to drive it or shake it? Your hands are shivering.

-It's because of happiness. -Look, your nerves are very weak.

Take one "Neurobion" injection daily.

Show me your hand.

It can't be injected. Break the vial and drink it.

-Cut your hair immediately. -My weight will be reduced.

Cut and stuff them in your pockets.

-See you. -Come this afternoon, I'll give it.

Will he survive till the afternoon?

Good morning, sir.

Good morning, sir.

Sign these papers.

Good morning, officer.

Important "paper" is there in all the applications.

Sign your beautiful name... "Pannee Selvam."

-Why are you snoring, officer? -You have left an "R."

I haven't left any "R." Madam, did you?

It seems that even she didn't.

My name is not "Pannee Selvam" it's "Panneer Selvam."

Okay, useless officer.

Sorry, sir.

Sign it.

It is rejected.

-Why are you throwing it at my face? -An important "paper" is missing.

Can't you sign one for free for every ten books?

I am very strict with my duty, got it?

Wait, I'll damage your intestines.

Please have your tea, officer.

Darn his luck!

Auntie?

Aun--

Come, Chandru.

-Have you brought everything? -Yes.

-That most important thing... -Will I forget it?

It seems it is the latest. Soft touch... strapless.

Foreign collaboration.

Yeah!

Oh, I forgot.

Face pack.

After all the expenses, the balance is 5000 rupees.

If you pay the balance of 1,24,500 rupees...

Chandru will become a brake inspector.

Don't scratch my back.

Auntie, you must talk to Uncle

-and get this done for me. -Listen, Chandru...

fifty people are ready to pay two lakhs

for this brake inspector's job. Do you know that?

This concession rate is just for you, as you do odd jobs for me.

Chandru, there are six blouse bits.

I have a wedding to attend.

Tell our Mums tailor to stitch them properly.

-I've kept a measurement blouse too. -I will do it.

Don't you have any inner skirt to get stitched?

Tell him to stitch it as per the latest trend.

-Okay. -Why should the inner skirt look trendy?

-She's talking about something else. -She's not talking about anything else.

-That is what she means! -You please keep quiet.

Madhuri Dixit wore a window-designed blouse in Hum Aapke Hain Koun!

-You can wear a blouse with a door too. -Do you think it'll look good on me?

-You'll look good in anything. -But the onlookers won't find it good.

-Dog! It's barking. -Dog! Look.

-Subbaiah. -Auntie.

Our Rathi has been barking for the past two days.

When you go, you take it out and bring it back.

Okay, auntie.

Uncle said he'll bring the application for the brake inspector's job.

He had brought it. Wait, I'll check.

-It seems she'll check. -Let her check.

For a brake inspector's job...

I have to get blouses stitched and buy a sanitary napkin.

I have to even take the dog out.

-Why are you adding salt to the injury? -Chandru.

-Auntie? -The application is not here.

Go and take it from Swapna.

In a fix again.

Just now we finished with an HMV and now time to go to the LMV.

Wow!

Is there a way like this to get fresh air?

You have gone berserk because there's no one to stop you.

Come.

Swapna?

Chandru, hi. One minute.

There's a fashion show in our college.

I've got this Marilyn Monroe sequence for it.

This sequence comes in the film The Seven Year Itch.

How's my idea?

-Superb idea, isn't it? -Yes.

Be a dear and get it developed before evening.

I must correct the flaws after seeing the rehearsal.

-Was this the rehearsal? -Yes, was it good?

When I saw you from the ground level I got charmed, Swapna.

When the audience sees you from a low angle they'll be mesmerized.

Oh, my!

Give me the application, I'll go.

Will you get it so easily?

Tell me an adult joke.

I'm surviving in college because of your adult jokes.

What kind of survival is that? No.

No adult jokes, no application form.

You won't be a brake inspector.

I'll complain to my father that you rolled your tongue...

and made such gestures.

There's a joke about grapes.

Are you going to tell her that joke?

Please do.

Give me the application. I'll think and tell you tomorrow.

You lift me up and tell me if I've put on weight.

I will give you the application form.

First, the application, then everything else.

Are you a weighing machine to weigh her and tell the weight?

Enjoy lifting her.

-Lift her like a piece of wood. -Hey!

Take it.

I'm blind.

You've put on a 100 grams of fat.

Where?

Here.

Sir.

We had sent a medical report of the corporation commissioner's murder.

Any improvement in it?

Your police department is so troublesome.

As per your photos, the stab wound is on the right side.

But the medical report says it is on the left side.

That's what confuses me.

-Selvaraj? -Sir.

-Morning. -Morning.

Let me see the photograph.

The photo has been printed in reverse.

-What makes you say so? -It's simple.

Observe the dollar in the victim's neck.

Mother Mary always carries infant Jesus on the left side.

Look at the photo! It is on the right side.

Brilliant!

No wonder they handed this case over to you.

-Proceed. -Very well, sir.

-What are the forensic experts saying? -Counting this, it's the third murder.

First was a village administrative officer.

Second was a police inspector.

The third victim is the corporation commissioner.

All three were killed by the same person.

We haven't made any progress with the help of fingerprints.

They aren't matching with any old criminal.

Good! Clean slate.

Were you able to find the motive for the murders?

There were no enemies or enmity to stab and kill them.

Okay. Is there anything common between all the three victims?

All three were government servants. That's the only similarity.

Okay. What is the pattern...

-I mean the modus operandi? -Same knife.

Mr. Mehta says it may be an old-time knife.

-Old-time knife? -Yes, sir.

We have recovered deposits of iron oxide and ferric oxide.

Moreover, we've recovered bits of animal skin.

It might be the knife's sheath.

That is also very old.

It may be from the belt.

We want justice.

We want justice.

We want justice.

-We want justice. -We want justice.

-We want justice. -We want justice.

We want justice.

You're hosting a procession without permission.

-Please disperse. -Till we get justice...

-Shooting orders have been given. -We'll fight...

till we get justice.

We'll fight till we get justice.

Down with police atrocities!

Down with police atrocities!

Down with police atrocities!

Down with police atrocities!

Down with police atrocities!

Down with police atrocities!

Fire!

Oh, my dear!

What's it, my boy?

Hey, Krishna?

My sweetie-pie!

Slow... slow.

A dog should not only have loyalty but also some dignity.

You shouldn't pull the leash like this.

You must walk along with me like a good dog.

Hey!

Krishna?

Oh! Krishna?!

My goodness! The dog isn't dead.

You rascal.

Blind man.

Are you even a human?

You've hurt a dog and yet you're speeding away without stopping the car.

You'll have a brake failure on the way.

You'll stop only after hitting a tree.

Krishna, what happened to you?

Oh, God!

Are you in a lot of pain?

-Poor thing, look how it's swollen. -Where?

I told you to see the dog. What are you looking at?

It's okay.

Hey, lady! You're creating a traffic jam for a street dog getting hurt.

Is a dog so cheap to you?

Do you know who I am? I am a Blue Cross member.

Book a...

hit-and-run case under section 366 of IPC.

Mark the accident spot.

Where is the chalk piece?

Madam, it is peak hour. The CM will pass through here.

Why are you putting me into a fix?

I'll tell you the car number. Note it down.

Lodge a complaint at the police station.

File a case, I'll come to the court. Now, clear this place.

What's the car number?

TN 09Z 7511.

Chandru?

Iswarya! What brings you here?

-I've come to meet you -Hey! Move aside!

-on an urgent matter. -Chandru, an inter-state transfer.

I lost my RC book.

It'll cost 1200 rupees.

-I have it. -Chandru, please come here.

Just one minute.

-You come in the evening. -Okay.

-Chandru! -Sir?

One minute.

Chandru, this is Karnataka number.

-Change it to TN. -Oh, no! Change it to TN immediately.

They're throwing stones over the Cauvery water dispute.

Two hundred and sixty rupees... sounds good?

Give me 365 rupees.

Why are you giving me a 500 rupee note? Give me the exact change.

-Iswarya, what is this? -Yes, I want to know the owner of a car.

Is 500 rupees enough as your service charge?

Hey, hold this.

-Chandru, please. -Sir.

-They'll throw stones at us. -Sir. Sir.

-Subbaiah, take care of them. -Hey, Chandru.

-Sir. -I'll be right back.

Move... move man.

You're insulting me by paying money?

Did I ever take money from you to do anything?

I've been yelling your name like a street hawker.

Will you look up only if you see money?

Have you become so money-minded?

Look! You're insulting me.

I thought I could romance leisurely after disposing of all the clients.

-No! -What's the problem?

Krishna was run over by a car.

Krishna... Our Krishnampettai... Short Krishna...

-It looks ugly. -What?

Okay... beautiful dog.

-Was he severely injured? -His leg is badly hurt.

Oh! Poor thing has only four legs.

-Was it the foreleg or the hind leg? -Your head!

Chandru! I want to know who the owner of that car is.

Red Maruti Zen. This is the number.

TN 09Z 75...

I am done for!

Iswarya, don't pursue this matter. Leave it as it is.

It's a little dog. Don't make it a big issue.

Even if we produce the accused in the court.

the judge will levy a fine of 500 rupees saying it's just a dog.

Why should we get tensed for this silly thing?

You are also talking like others.

Is a dog so cheap to you?

Is it okay for you if an animal gets hurt?

Where can it go?

Can it share its agony?

Can it call the hospital in case of an emergency?

How can it do so? Its leg is already hurt.

Take it easy.

-What are you talking about? -It's too difficult.

She wants to know the owner of this car.

This car number is our Swapna's...

Swapna...

We don't know the owner of the car...

-Suddenly... -That is what I was telling her.

It seems the car hit and injured her dog.

-Really? -Will I lie?

I was telling her that it would be very difficult to locate the owner.

-See if you can do it. -I'll try.

Why are you making gestures with your eyes?

Allergy.

-Dust allergy! -Yeah!

-Show me the number once. -Show him.

Oh! This man.

-Do you know him? -I know him very well.

This bloody rascal is here!

-Good morning, officer. -Tell me, what's the matter?

You had given an ad in the Sunday matrimonial column for a second marriage.

Yes, I didn't get any good response.

Someone is here after seeing your ad, officer.

She's so pretty.

I've asked her to wait in the lobby.

-Where? -Look there.

So kind of you.

No need for all that.

Sign these papers.

Catch... catch.

I have told her a lot about you.

I told her that you own a house and a car.

-Just say yes to all her questions. -Okay.

I think you'll not mind even if I pour acid into your mouth.

-What... what? -Nothing, officer, you proceed.

Didn't I tell you? This is the girl.

Madam, meet Mr. Panneer Selvam.

He is the one.

-Hello? -Is it you?

Just wait, it'll be a miserable day for you today.

Her eyes are signaling acceptance.

I think I'm on the right side of luck.

Is the car TN 09Z 7511 yours?

Absolutely!

Oh, no!

Damn it! It was all because of Chandru.

Chandru... Chandru--

Where did he go?

Damn it!

-A man was mending shoes here. -Something tragic happened.

He died in the police firing.

Died?

I had given him something to mend.

-Who should I ask about it? -You should ask his wife.

Even she hasn't been seen here for the past ten days.

The government had announced 10,000 rupees

compensation for those killed in the firing.

To collect the money she has gone to...

What do they call it... "treasury."

She must be waiting there.

If you go there now you can meet her.

Please give me a little lime.

Where are you from?

Salladiyanpettai near Velachery.

They burnt my hut in the recent communal clash.

They promised to pay money to rebuild my hut.

So I am here to collect it.

-When? -They promised to pay today.

Mad woman! You are too naive.

My husband was mending shoes on the sidewalk.

-He died in a police firing. -Is it?

They said not to worry and I'll be paid 10,000 rupees as compensation.

I have been running from pillar to post

-but I didn't even get a penny. -Really?

To date, I've spent 1000 rupees.

I've sold the spare sari I had.

But still, nothing has materialized.

You mean to say I won't get money today?

From this office?

Even a bull might give milk...

Innocent fool! Come with me.

The man in the yellow shirt is the one who receives letters.

To get your petition registered,

-you must bribe him with 100 rupees. -Is that so?

Your petition will reach the next table only after paying the bribe.

-The man sitting there is Rajagopal. -Rajagopal?

-He'll ask for certificates from you. -What certificates?

That you're Kuppamma and residing at so and so address.

Moreover, he'll ask you to get certified by

the village officer stating that you're alive.

I will get it. Next?

Will he be satisfied if you bring the certificate?

-He will find 1008 mistakes in it. -Oh, my!

If you bribe him with 200 rupees, he'll take care of everything himself

and your petition will go to the next table.

Then, bribe 250 rupees to the superintendent.

A 150 rupees to the dispatch clerk.

A 100 rupees to this yawning man!

Fifty rupees to this glutton.

Your petition will go to the higher officer's table

only after bribing all of them.

-Really? -You'll get money from there.

My petition has reached the higher officer's table today.

-Who's Kuppamma here? -It's me.

What all places should I search for you?

The officer is looking for you.

-Give me ten rupees and go. -Get lost, you rascal!

Greetings, sir.

-Are you Kuppamma? -Yes.

Your check for 10,000 rupees is ready.

I am very happy to hear that. Give it to me, sir.

Pay 1000 rupees and take it.

A thousand rupees...

I paid everyone.

-You didn't pay me anything. -What's this, sir?

Everything is ready! I was thinking of taking the check.

Suddenly you are demanding a 1000 rupees.

Where am I to get that money from?

You will not get the check without paying 1000 rupees.

Sir, please don't say that.

I have sold all my possessions to pay the bribes.

I don't have anything left with me now.

I have a few coins to offer to the goddess as thanksgiving.

Take this and give me my check.

You have a lot of pride for someone who is poverty-stricken.

Are you cursing my family by paying me with these sacred coins?

You will not get the check, get out.

Why should I go out? I've submitted all the certificates.

Oh!

Sir...

I am telling you that you are not Munusamy's wife but his concubine.

What can you do now? Get out.

-What did you say, bloody dog? -Get lost, you lady!

-Peon, throw her out. -Whom did you call a concubine?

-Don't you demean the poor. -Throw her out.

-Come out...Come out. -You will face severe downfall.

The man who called me a concubine will get ruined.

You will have a bad life.

For a paltry sum of 10,000 rupees, you have questioned my morality.

Your parents must be cursed for your badmouth.

Your wife must be cursed. Will your son prosper?

Will my husband come back for the 10,000 rupees that you are paying?

Bloody corpse-eating dogs!

Bloody dogs, you will even steal from the dead!

Why are you mad after money like his?

Instead, it'll be better if you beg somewhere.

Aren't you getting salaries?

Silly woman! Why are you still here?

They'll never give anything.

I'm cursing you with hurt feelings.

Let the hands that take bribes get paralyzed.

Let the mouths asking bribes shamelessly go silent.

You will never have a natural death.

You will be ruined!

-Come fast. -Bring some water for her.

Hey! Who is that?

Hey, old man! What are you doing there?

Nobody has cleaned this place since the day we got independence.

You don't look like a sweeper. Which department do you belong to?

Weeding department.

I don't understand.

Read it. You will understand.

"You swindle people, why do you need a place on this land? - Indian."

Who are you?

Taunting me, are you?

Sundara!

Sundara!

Sundara!

WAS IT "INDIAN" WHO MURDERED THE TREASURY OFFICIAL? POLICE INQUIRY STARTS

Is uncle at home?

-Hey! -What is it, Chandru?

My room key, what else?

Key?

Your auntie and her daughters took it.

Why would Auntie and her daughters take my room key?

-The Auntie from your village. -My auntie?

-You never told me about your auntie. -Wait, man.

Hi, Chandru!

Are you the auntie?

A bikini-wearing auntie and a bunch of lovely daughters.

-Two, four, six, eight, twelve. -What are you counting?

Sorry! I am a little weak in this.

-In what? -In Mathematics.

What are you doing here?

Fashion show rehearsal?

-And you could only find my house for it? -Yes.

Dressing like this and rehearsing is banned in my house.

Bad parents!

You carry on with your dance, ladies.

-I will help you with whatever you need. -We need a male model.

Oh! I am ready.

You've too much hair on your chest. Chandru is the right choice.

-Is this cotton candy? -Hey!

-Hey! -She has insulted me.

Are you angry about that?

You are not only creating a scene at 10:00 p.m. in my house

but on top of that, you are asking me to join you.

Out! Out!

Okay, girls! Let's pack up.

-Yeah, good. -Chandru, but one thing.

-What? -You will remain a broker all your life.

You can forget the brake inspector's job.

So?

-So? -Excuse me

Shut up.

-Your job... -Shouldn't I get angry at her?

Don't I have that right?

I will tell her not to dance here.

You carry on with the dancing. This is your house.

Look, her cheeks have turned red like apples.

Doesn't she look like Aishwarya with angry red cheeks?

-Our Iswarya? -I meant Miss World Aishwarya.

-Oh, no! -What are you searching for?

Chandru, "a man of character" was somewhere here.

I am looking for him.

-You didn't answer my question yet. -What?

-She looks like Miss World Aishwarya? -Yes, indeed.

What are you looking for?

Subbaiah, "a man of character" was here, I am looking for him.

You will never find him.

What do you want me to do now?

If you want I'll wear a bikini as well.

Not just a bikini, he will somersault too.

-Hey! -Brake inspector!

Wait, I'll change my dress and come back.

Look, her cheeks are still red like an apple...

because of anger.

I've seen great somersaults, but this is one of its kind.

Ready, two, four, six, eight... start.

If we wear skimpy dresses And you consider them cheap

Banned!

You are banned!

If we walk with adamancy Are you the government to ban us?

Banned!

You are banned!

A woman walking on the stage Is a sensation in this nation

Anyone will get tempted by The eyes that make gestures

Let's put aside The policies that are old

Raise our hands To welcome the new style

If we wear skimpy dresses And you consider them cheap

Banned!

You are banned!

If we walk with adamancy Are you the government to ban us?

Banned!

You are banned!

-It's all glamour -Everywhere you see

-Everything is humor -In your youth

Even the censor board hasn't heard The adult jokes I've heard

The outfits I've worn Even the film stars never wore

Saris and churidars Are old fashioned

Hollywood and Bollywood are gone

We have tried everything available

On the whole Poverty is no more here

Let's put aside The policies that are old

Raise our hands To welcome the new style

If we wear skimpy dresses And you consider them cheap

Banned!

You are banned!

If we walk with adamancy Are you the government to ban us?

Banned!

You are banned!

Waist is like fine noodles

Your eyes will puncture My heart like a needle

Even BBC never telecasted such news

Even MTV hasn't seen a beauty like me

I have dived deep into The sea to fish out a pearl

It's a challenge to everyone

Is there anything wrong With what I said?

If there is something wrong Then I'll give you a Coca-Cola

Let's put aside The policies that are old

Raise our hands To welcome the new style

If we wear skimpy dresses And you consider them cheap

Banned!

You are banned!

If we walk with adamancy Are you the government to ban us?

Banned!

You are banned!

A woman walking on the stage Is a sensation in this nation

Anyone will get tempted by The eyes that make gestures

Let's put aside The policies that are old

Raise our hands To welcome the new style

Chandru?

Who's that?

No, address her respectfully.

Her name is Blue Cross member of Iswarya.

Her name is Iswarya, member of Blue Cross.

A relative.

-Relative? Younger Sister? -No!

Elder sister?

A friend.

You are his lover girl, aren't you?

None of your business. Chandru, who is this?

This? Address her respectfully.

Her name is Medical Swapna College.

Messed it up?

Her name is Swapna, a medical college student.

She's having a fashion show at her college.

She wanted a male model.

My pants are in that room.

Don't rub against me. Keep yourself away from me.

She wanted my help and I came to help her.

I had asked you for help. Do you remember that?

You weren't around for the past two days.

You never even bothered to call me.

Iswarya!

I don't know how to explain my position to you.

I've understood everything.

Iswarya... Iswarya!

Ice... Cup ice...

-Ice... -Shut up.

How can you behave so indecently?

She is also a girl just like you. But you have insulted her.

Okay, let's continue with our work.

Job is important.

You old dog! Come if you're a real man.

Come if you are a legitimate son.

Come and stab me.

You idiot!

-Come and stab me. -You dog! What did you call me?

Why are you standing naked?

Hey, you old man! Have you lost your temper?

This is just a setup.

Feel happy that you got free liquor. Go and sleep in your cell.

Sir, five inches.

That's it. Note it down.

Sir, we've arrested 20 people as suspects for the treasurer's murder.

Without interrogating them...

-What would their age be? -Between 25 to 45.

-Release them all. -Sir...

The criminal we are looking for will be more than 70 years old.

An old man.

Are you saying this based on how that old man stabbed the dummy?

Not only based on that, Selvaraj.

Look at this handwriting.

Have you read about "Handwriting Analysis"?

As per the vibrations, the writer must be between 70 and 75 years.

Look here! This style of combining two letters

had disappeared in the 1940s.

No one in this generation uses this style.

Take a good look at the dots.

They look as if they have been printed.

The spaces between letters are in order.

The letters are aligned.

This man is neither an angry man nor a madman.

He knows the circumstances of what he is doing and does everything with a plan.

He is a meticulous man, sir.

Meticulous old man.

For him to become a brake inspector...

I have to clean this stinking tank.

Chandru!

How long has it been?

Have you inserted the thread into my petticoat?

I'm doing it.

-Tell me an adult joke. -Okay.

Chandru!

Chandru!

He won't hear.

Chandru... Chandru.

-Yes. -I've finished cleaning the tank.

Switch on the motor.

What should I do? Insert thread into the petticoat

or switch on the motor?

Come down and switch it on yourself.

Oh, no!

Chandru! That black fellow has come here with your Blue Cross girl.

-Go and hide. -What?

Go and hide.

What are you saying?

Go and hide, man.

I can't switch on the motor. Get lost.

This is the house of that car owner.

The car which you were looking for is over there.

At least now do you believe that I am innocent?

You slapped me for nothing.

-Sorry, Mr. Panneer. -It's okay.

Thanks.

First, she slapped me. Now, she shook hands with me.

Hereafter, the rain of love...

Take this.

What's this? The rain of slush...

Chandru?

-How come you are here? -No reason.

-Shut up. -Okay.

-Whose is this? -Mine.

Latest fashion.

I can wear this when I'm at home.

When it is too hot,

-I can wear it like this. -Chandru!

-Oh, God! -How long will you take to do...

Hi, Iswarya!

What are you doing here?

I'm trying to insert the thread into the petticoat.

In the movie Karnan, there is a dialogue...

What are you blabbering?

Was that dialogue in the movie Karnan or...

He is inserting the thread into my petticoat. Got it?

Are you a servant in this house?

-Are you a servant? -No. Absolutely not... exactly like that.

But you could say something similar to that or something else...

-I hate you. -Why?

Iswarya... Iswarya.

Iswarya.

Oh, no! Iswarya!

No, your hands will get dirty. Leave it.

Oh, God!

Hey, stop!

-You came and -Oh, my!

broke the car's mirror.

What do you think of yourself?

Do you know the cost of the windscreen?

Answer me and go.

The other day, you hit my dog with your car and drove off.

First, give me an answer to that

-and then I'll answer you. -Oh, God!

Just wait and watch! I'll see you in the court.

My dear girls... Iswarya.

Iswarya...

Iswarya...

Enough of your '"Ice" selling.

Pay my mother 8000 rupees for this windscreen, got it?

-Don't get angry. -Then, what else do I do?

You said you'll get the address but you hid it from me.

You were dancing half-naked with her.

Not only that, you were doing her chores.

Today you're asking me to withdraw the case for her.

How much more tolerant should I be, Chandru?

If you file a case, instead of her, I'll be standing in the witness box,

and I'll be taking the punishment.

Why, Chandru? Why are you doing all this?

For you.

Instead of marrying you as a broker,

I would like to marry you as a brake inspector.

Iswarya!

Everything in this world has become corrupted.

My father didn't understand this.

He wasn't even ready to help me.

I got angry and left my house.

I didn't know what to do.

Swapna's father is a transport secretary.

He said if I bribe him, he will get me the job.

That's why I'm doing all their household work, even though I dislike it.

Because...

I love you.

KERALA

Jump... jump.

Jump... jump.

Jump up to your knee.

Jump... jump.

Jump up to your knee.

Jump! Jump... up to your knee.

Jump... jump. Jump... up to your knee.

Jump... jump.

Jump... jump.

Jump up to your knee.

-Greetings. -Greetings.

-I'm Krishnaswamy. -Oh.

CBI Officer. I've come here regarding a case.

You can talk in Tamil.

-Please sit. -Thank you.

Take out those photographs.

Sir!

Look at them.

They were murdered recently.

According to the postmortem report,

the nervous system had been attacked in a particular manner.

Though the murderer attacked them brutally,

it seems like he has learned the art of killing.

This art is called Varma Kalai.

It has four types.

Thodu Varmam, Padu Varmam, Thattu Varmam, Nokku Varmam.

With this art,

you can make a man unconscious.

you can stop the function of any part of the body.

You can stop one's speech and can even take one's life.

Interesting.

Sir...

Can you tell me the addresses of those who know this art?

Varma Kalai is an age-old art.

No one is learning the art now.

The art is dying slowly.

People have started to learn Kalaripayattu, Karate.

Now there is no one who knows this art so well.

Then, was there anyone earlier?

Yes.

During the period when I used to learn,

a couple of terrorists learned it from my master and went away.

Meticulous old terrorist.

Thank you, sir.

Can't you pull this small load?

Get up... get up.

This is not enough for you.

It won't even move an inch!

I know what will make you move!

Hey, do you have any sense?

How could you torture an animal so brutally?

How can it pull so much load?

How would you feel if I burned you this way?

-Are you even a human? -It's none of your business.

It has eaten to its heart's content and is now trying to ditch me.

If I hit it, it'll get up.

But how can you set fire to it?

This bull is mine.

The match stick is mine.

Who are you to question me?

I have the right to question you. I'm a member of the Blue Cross Society.

I don't care who you are! Shut up and go.

Hey, get up!

This is the limit.

I'll see that you are punished.

For the crime of torturing the bull tied to a cart,

Kondithoppu Kada Kumar,

Under SPCA law,

has to pay a fine of 2000 rupees

and has to treat the wounded bull.

If he doesn't do so, I award rigorous imprisonment to him.

Put everything into the van.

Get down.

Hey!

Hey! Leave it... leave it.

-Give that to me. -Leave!

Wow! These are enough for me.

Get lost.

How dare she take me to the court!

What do you think of me?

-Are you Kada Kumar? -Yes.

Good morning, Mr. Kada Kumar.

What did you do with the animals you stole from Gandhi Nagar?

I sold them to Hotel Muniyandi Vilas.

Get lost.

Hey, you dull head! How dare you talk like that?

Why are you staring at me?

Is this called teasing?

Oh, my God! It hurts!

Please help me to remove this helmet.

Please.

Are you laughing at me?

Please help.

Please help.

-Aravindswamy, -Please help.

look at this stupid fellow.

Move, you stupid fellow.

-Sir, is he your son? -Yes.

-What's his name? -Aravindswamy.

-Really? -Yes.

Name him "Sootswamy" It'll be an apt name.

Oh, no!

Drive slowly...

I'll get down.

What did you do with those animals which you stole from that girl's house?

I've fixed a deal with a circus owner.

I will deliver them to him today in the evening.

If you don't deliver those animals to her,

you'll be delivered to hell. Got it?

I'll deliver them today itself...

Stop... stop the bike.

-Stop... -Why is he stopping me?

-Park the bike aside. -Why?

-Come, I'll explain it to you. -Give me my bike.

-I'm getting tired of Madras. -Talk in Tamil.

Sir, we both must go to the office It's getting late.

We've all the documents.

RC book, DL, tax token, emission certificate.

We've also stuck the black sticker on the headlight as per the rule.

The number plate is written according to the rules.

We haven't committed any offense. Let us go.

If we go late to the office by five minutes, there will be a loss of pay, sir.

Is it?

Why did you stop the bike after the stop line?

What is this injustice?

I saw the green signal and then started the bike.

The constable signaled me to stop, so I stopped.

How can you stop the bike after the stop line?

It is an offense under traffic rules. Shall I file a case?

Will you pay 500 rupees in the mobile court,

or shall we settle the matter here for 150 rupees?

What an injustice!

How can you charge 150 rupees when we are not at fault here?

-Remove your shoe. Take it off. -What, sir?

Keep it on the bike.

Sergeant, polish his shoe and take 150 rupees from him.

Who do you think you are?

Are you trying to support him?

You old...

-Give them their keys. -I won't, what will you do?

Give me the keys...

I'll break your teeth if you talk that way, you rascal!

Thanks, sir.

-Hey. -Hey, old man!

By the way, who are you?

Me?

I'm an "Indian."

-That's good... -Great.

Bye, Indian...

He was a rogue.

It's a great thing that Chandru brought back all the animals from him.

Since you look pale, they do too.

Iswarya!

I've brought something for you.

I don't need a tempo.

Come and see.

Come on, madam.

Unload that Rajasthan doggy.

Come...

My God! How sweet! How cute!

It's slightly beautiful.

But its tongue is like wheat flour kneaded in water.

The nose is very big and spacious but the rest of it is beautiful.

Sweety!

How lucky this animal is!

Don't allow it to lick your face. Your face will become sandpaper.

I love it. What shall we name it?

-Shit! -Sounds good!

Hey!

-Shall we name it Cielo? -Very good name.

-A good Indian name. -That's good.

Cielo!

Thanks.

Not enough.

Does her smile sound Like a telephone bell?

Are you the slender Melbourne flower?

Is yours a digitized voice?

Are you the daughter Of Elizabeth Taylor?

Is she the "Tabla" of Zakir Hussain?

My beloved! Is her body made up of gold?

My beloved! Is she the latest cellular phone?

Did God Brahma, the creator, create Her with the help of a computer?

Does her smile sound Like a telephone bell?

Are you the slender Melbourne flower?

Without you, there will be no sunlight

There will be no rain

Without you, there'll be no moon

There'll be no life for me

When I utter your name I can smell the fragrance on my breath

When I get separated from you The breeze calls for a strike

Without water, there can be no rivers

There can be no beautiful mountains

Without you, my heart will be lost

My youth will be in distress

O my white river!

Allow me to get drowned And play in you

If shyness takes over you Close yourself with your tresses

Does her smile sound Like a telephone bell?

Are you the slender Melbourne flower?

I'll neither allow anyone To utter your name...

Nor will I give them that pleasure

I'll never let your flowers fall down

I'll never let them wither in the hot sun

Except me, you should never Converse with any woman

Only Mother Teresa can talk to you

In the streets you pass by...

I'll not allow men to tread On them and Eunuchs too

I'll not let your smile vanish in the air

I'll not give it to anyone

You must not touch a girl's Mannequin in the sari shop

You are allowed to see ears Nose and neck only

Does her smile sound Like a telephone bell?

Are you the slender Melbourne flower?

Is yours a digitized voice?

Are you the daughter Of Elizabeth Taylor?

Is she the "Tabla" of Zakir Hussain?

My beloved! Is her body made up of gold?

My beloved! Is she the latest cellular phone?

Did God Brahma, the creator, create Her with the help of a computer?

KILLER SENAPATHI DISAPPEARED HIS ACCOMPLICES ARE ALSO BEING SOUGHT

THIRUMULLAIVOYAL

Sir, is he the criminal we are searching for?

I am not sure.

But this place is near Avadi where VAO and the inspector were killed.

THIRUMULLAIVOYAL PANCHAYAT WARMLY WELCOMES YOU

-Selvaraj. -Sir.

I'll walk from here. Halt the vehicle here.

Don't come there unless it is an emergency.

-Bye. -Okay, sir.

Senapathi!

-Who is it? -It's me.

Don't you recognize me?

I'm Thiruvapaiyur Vaidhyanatha Swamy.

Is Senapathi here?

He has gone out.

He'll be back soon.

They have a guest here. Guys, let's come back in the evening.

Keep all this inside.

I am sorry.

I don't recognize you.

What is the matter?

You can't recognize me? That's the problem.

Like your husband, I had also participated in the fight for freedom.

I have applied to Delhi for a freedom fighter's pension.

They have asked for the signatures of four freedom fighters.

Madhava, Mukundan, and Rajagopalan have signed.

If Senapathi signs, I'll get the Lotus Medal.

Then, I'll get a pension every month.

I'll get a railway pass to travel in first class

and many more facilities.

I will be able to enjoy them all.

In which freedom fight did you participate?

-Was it the "August Revolution"? -That...

Was it derailing the train?

Was it the "Salt Disobedience Movement"?

-Was it Vedharanyam or Dandi March? -Vedharanyam...

Are you from the Subhas Chandra Bose group?

None of those.

I will tell you the truth.

During the freedom fight,

a boy next door burnt a postbox.

It went up in flames.

I was looking at it. When the police came there, they took me too.

They kept me in jail till evening.

They gave me some food and sent me home.

Those who were released got medals.

Due to a clerical error, my name didn't make it to the list.

You accept these things and...

If you can get Senapathi's signature...

First, get up.

Take these things and get out.

It seems some boy had burnt a postbox.

You call yourself a freedom fighter for simply watching that.

Do you want him to sign for this?

Get out.

What did I tell you? What made you so angry?

Isn't this happening around us?

Was your husband a true freedom fighter?

In the name of terrorists and with a knife in hand,

he used to kill pedestrians and was practicing rowdyism.

His name was published in the papers.

He was acknowledged as a terrorist.

So, the rowdy became a freedom fighter.

How dare you call him a rowdy?

Do you know who he is?

Do you know what the fight for freedom is?

Where do you play the puppet show today?

In the evening at Mandaveli. Come and see.

Hey, salute the flag!

You... stop.

Stop here. Get down from there.

Salute the flag.

I won't salute any other flag except the Indian Flag.

Oh!

-Who is she? -Her name is Amirthavalli.

She is spreading the freedom movement through a puppet show.

Then, you must salute.

Come on, do it.

I won't.

Salute the flag.

Vande Mataram!

-Salute the flag. -Vande Mataram!

I said salute the flag.

Vande Mataram!

Salute the flag.

Vande Mataram!

Greetings to those who have Come for the puppet show

Welcome to all

-Search... go. -Greetings...

Greetings...

Come here, man.

-Have you seen Senapathi? -What is he saying?

He is asking whether terrorist Senapathi and his men came this way.

They didn't come here. I have not seen them.

Bonded to slavery In one's own motherland

Go... go straight.

We will not tolerate Any more of this injustice

Will god hear or see our agony?

Vande Mataram!

Vande Mataram!

Vande Mataram!

Vande Mataram!

-Vande Mataram! -Vande Mataram!

-Vande Mataram! -Vande Mataram!

Vande Mataram!

-Vande Mataram! -Vande Mataram!

-Vande Mataram! -Vande...

Even if it is a British doll beating an Indian doll,

I can't bear to watch it.

Forgive me.

-Boycott... -Foreign clothes!

-Boycott... -Foreign clothes!

-Boycott... -Foreign clothes!

-Boycott... -Foreign clothes!

-Boycott... -Foreign clothes!

-Boycott... -Foreign clothes!

-Vande Mataram! -Vande Mataram!

-Vande Mataram! -Vande Mataram!

-Vande Mataram! -Vande Mataram!

-Vande Mataram! -Vande Mataram!

-Vande Mataram! -Vande Mataram!

-Who's leading this protest? -Amirthavalli, sir.

-A woman? -Yes, sir.

What a shame!

Arrest all the women.

Do lathi charge to disperse others.

Charge!

Vande Mataram!

-Vande Mataram! -Vande Mataram!

Vande Mataram!

Vande Mataram!

Vande Mataram!

Yes.

We are going to set you all free.

You don't like our clothes, do you?

Bring out the important leaders first...

Come on.

Teach them a lesson... fast.

Damn you, woman!

Oh, no!

-Who is that? -Don't come here.

Why?

We boycotted foreign clothes and burnt them.

Collector Atkinson burnt all our clothes.

All other women committed suicide unable to bear the humiliation.

I kept myself alive to tell someone about this atrocity.

Now that I have... you can leave.

Are you also planning to commit suicide like the others?

No chaste woman would like to live after such a humiliation.

Don't rush to the decision of suicide.

Listen!

I don't know what your caste, religion, or complexion is.

I will marry you.

I swear on Mother India, I will marry you.

Thanks.

-Who's that? -Hey, who are you?

-Jai Hind! -Jai Hind!

KILLER SENAPATHI DISAPPEARED HIS ACCOMPLICES ARE ALSO BEING SOUGHT

Do you have to go?

The price for my head is 10,000 rupees now.

I will be hanged if I am caught.

No use in covertly fighting with them.

I am planning to join the INA.

Our leader Subhas Chandra Bose is in Singapore.

A large contingent of INA has left for Singapore.

Through the Burma border,

they will be entering India from Imphal.

They will march to Delhi and challenge the might of the British.

I have been invited to join it.

Why did you save my life then?

I will come back before you finish this vermilion.

We will marry as soon as India gets freedom.

I will leave.

If you don't come back...

Think of it as me sacrificing my life for the nation.

I am sure...

Duty prepared. Do everything possible.

To give up even life itself...

Jai Hind!

Freedom Fight Commander, Senapathi.

Commander Sardhool Singh.

Commander Balvinder Singh.

All the POWs in this jail will be

enlisted in our INA as per your command, sir.

Tomorrow we leave for Kohima.

Soon our Indian flag will fly there, sir.

If INA has to hoist the victory flag,

we must destroy the weapons of the Britishers.

Before we perish in the air raids,

we must at least destroy a few tanks of the enemy.

There is only one way for it.

We must turn ourselves into a suicide squad.

Jai Hind!

Jai Hind!

Jai...

Jai Hind!

Jai Hind!

Jai Hind!

Vande Mataram!

Vande Mataram!

Vande Mataram!

At the stroke of the midnight hour...

When the world sleeps...

India will awake to light and freedom.

They have left our shores Now our place is clean, my dear lady

It's midnight

The sown seed has blossomed Into a flower, my dear lady

We fought till we achieved our goal

We took a bath in blood

Grass has turned into swords Sorrows have been conquered

My dear lady!

My dear lady!

Happy showers will come searching us

The showers from the cloud Will reach us

The sorrows surrounding our lives

Have left the shores

Now, our place is clean, my dear lady

It's midnight

The sown seed has blossomed Into a flower, my dear lady

This maiden is in tears

Tears dropping down from her cheeks

Should I still wait for you?

We are struggling at different places

I gave myself to you long ago

Now, I am living on The thorns of separation

Come, dear!

My life is in distress

My life has become a mirage

They have left our shores Now our place is clean, my dear lady

It's midnight

The sown seed has blossomed Into a flower, my dear lady

Oh, my dear! Did the gentle breeze

Blow yesterday on my order?

Did it tell you the agony

I have been through for you?

I will always be with you Like your toe ring

I will protect you like The tears in eyes

Marrying you

Staying beside you

Holding hands Embracing you

I will become a part of you

They have left our shores Now our place is clean, my dear lady

It's midnight

The sown seed has blossomed Into a flower, my dear lady

It was a big mistake.

What a great person he is!

I've discredited him.

If I can't seek his forgiveness in person,

I can at least bow my head in front of his photo.

Greetings! Do you remember me?

-I am Thiruvapaiyur Vaidhyanatha Swamy. -Sit down.

You too, please.

Tell me.

Like you, I was also one of the freedom fighters.

I want you to sign my petition for a freedom fighter's pension.

If you put just one signature...

my purpose of coming here will be fulfilled.

It seems someone had burnt a postbox,

and he was a mere spectator. He wants a fighter's pension--

INDIAN

So, VAO, inspector,

corporation commissioner, and the treasurer...

You are agreeing that you killed them, right?

I had clearly stated that in writing.

Shall we go?

You can certainly go.

You're older than me, that's why, I'm being respectable toward you.

Otherwise, I should give you the respect

that a killer deserves and drag you.

Krishnaswamy!

What I'm doing is a crime according to you.

But according to me, it is "farming."

Do you understand?

I'm removing the weeds.

I have a lot of work.

You can go.

Every criminal has an excuse for his crime.

I don't care.

For me, you are a criminal.

Mr. Subbaiah!

Hey, who is calling me by my name?

Shall I call you a broker?

Hey, you could be decent and address me as a dealer or master of brokers.

-What do you want? -I want a license.

-Is it urgent or ordinary? -It's very urgent.

Hey! Why are you in such a hurry?

I have seen you somewhere.

Hey! Stand properly.

Remove the cap.

Remove the cooling glass.

Hey! Parthasarathy!

You're the one who wanted to write in "The Hindu."

Sir, please forgive me. Unknowingly, I've invited your wrath.

Without a license, I am mooning around.

You should help me to get a license.

Whatever money you ask for, I'll give it to you.

It's not a question of money,

it's all about job satisfaction.

Follow my instructions. You'll get a 100 percent discount.

-What do I have to do, dealer? -You go upstairs.

There, at the third table,

-you'll find a dark-colored hippopotamus. -Hippopotamus?

-Hey! I meant the animal. -Oh.

You hit that hippopotamus on his head.

I should hear his cry.

-Okay? -Done.

Hit that son of a gun.

-Fifty-fifty. -Hey! I haven't seen you for a long time.

You've forgotten us, after becoming a brake inspector.

What happened to your adult jokes?

Look, Swapna, I'm busy in the office. Don't disturb me.

What sort of a talk is this?

Sir! He got this job on my father's recommendation.

-I am a little busy right now... -To get this job,

he worked like a servant in my house.

Now, he is telling me to come later.

Swapna, don't embarrass me.

-He bathed my dog and he... -Yes, I did all that.

Now, I've got the job. Leave me...

Tell me an adult joke, then I'll go.

My stock of adult jokes has been exhausted.

If you want, keep this.

I have been telling you all those jokes from this book.

I'll give you this as a present.

You read this daily and enjoy it. Leave me alone.

I know how to handle you.

Iswarya!

Kuchi kuchi... Rakkama

-Chandru, what is she doing here? -Kuchi kuchi... Rakkama

Chandru got this job because of me.

Look! Don't interfere in my affairs.

You have talked to him and sang duet songs.

And you have charmed him.

Stop all your ploys now.

On February 30th, Chandru and I are going to get married.

And on the same day, we will have our nuptials.

This book is a guide to that.

-Adult jokes, with love, Chandru. -Shit!

What is this, Chandru?

-Oh! What a joke! What a joke! -Iswarya!

If I read these jokes, even my dog will feel shy.

Okay, bye, Iswarya. Bye, Chandru.

Kuchi kuchi... Rakkama

Chandru, what's all this? Why was she talking like this?

You have to make the decision.

If you need her for your career, marry her.

But, don't play double games like this with two girls.

Iswarya! Do you believe her? She is a big liar.

How do you know?

Oh, no! I just mentioned it for the namesake.

Every day she would ask me to tell her adult jokes,

I couldn't bear her torture so I gave her that book.

She has twisted that point like this.

She said the marriage is on February 30th.

No, on the 32nd. Are you a fool?

Is there a 30th in February?

Are you going to say sorry?

If you leave me alone, I can do my work.

This is my first day at work.

Everybody is watching you putting on the button.

I'd suggest... Move away a little.

Come to Sathyam theater at 05:30 p.m.

Schindler's List movie is playing there.

Good movie. There won't be more than ten people.

We'll meet there. Keep your hand on the table.

Thank you.

Go.

-Madam, have coffee and leave? -It's alright.

-I have a small doubt. -What is it?

What does he have that I don't?

If you tell me, I'll incorporate it.

Please, tell me clearly.

There's still life in his pupils. He can be saved.

In my entire service, I haven't seen an expert using Varma Kalai at this level.

If he had gone a step further, it would have cost him his life.

The opponent was very careful that he shouldn't lose his life.

Take rest.

-Did you catch that old man? -Not yet.

I have sent messages to all the checkpoints.

They are all on high alert.

Till now, those two have not left this district.

Then, don't leave any lodge or hotel unchecked.

Even the hospitals, orphanages, and old age homes.

Don't leave any place.

Tell them to inform the police if they see any new old man and old lady.

Yes, sir.

What are you looking at?

From now on, this vehicle will be our house, property, everything.

Police won't suspect it.

Black vehicle.

Mortuary van.

A murderer chased by the police.

Are you worried about all this?

I understand that you've resumed your fight.

Instead of Britishers, it's against our own people.

On that day, when you saved my chastity at the mountain...

Since then, our lives have become one.

And your way has become my way.

Aren't you scared?

You are with me.

What if I die?

You will never die.

Brother, sign here.

Sign here.

Sign on this.

Here.

Unfit. No license.

Sir, I did everything correctly.

As per traffic rules, left turn, right turn, no parking...

I told you everything.

You asked me to make an eight, I did that as well.

Isn't that enough? It's not.

-You should do an eleven. -How to do an eleven?

Teach him.

Look! Take your bike like this and go straight.

Then jump with your bike like this.

Again you come straight, that's when you can do an eleven.

But you should not get down from the bike.

If you can do this you will get the license.

You are being unjust in a government office?

The government follows our rules.

If you have understood that you'll get the license.

If you haven't, then you are useless. Now get out.

Chandru, sign the FC form.

-For which vehicle? -For that bus.

Travels... good condition. If you paint it, it will look good.

Okay!

It's a three-star bus.

Oh, no!

Oh, Lord Muruga!

You want an FC for this vehicle?

It is completely rusted with dust.

-Who is the owner? -It's him.

Greetings!

I'll change the engine tonight and paint it afresh.

Okay! You change everything, bring it tomorrow

-and I'll sign the papers. -Sir.

Government offices will be closed for the next five days.

Sir, we can't do the trips without FC certification.

I'll lose five days' worth of collection, sir.

If you sign it, I'll do the formalities.

Sign it.

My conscience is not agreeing to do it.

Check if the brakes on the bus are working properly.

He has big currency notes. Their smell is unique.

Please sign.

Sign it.

I am taking a risk at your behest.

After the vehicle is done show me its condition.

Definitely, sir.

Madam, are they giving a license to the camel in the RTO?

Is it LMV or heavy-duty?

Useless fellow! Go away!

-Hi, Iswarya. -Hi.

Why have you brought this camel here?

It has got indigestion.

I took him for a walk and I came to meet you.

Why is he making such sounds?

Do you want to pass chucha or kakka?

What is chucha and kakka?

Hey! You'll ask the meaning of everything!

Oh, I thought they were sweets!

-Please, take him to a corner. -Okay, madam.

Take him to that side. I...

-No, you don't have to explain it. -We are just going to talk.

-You go! -Just go!

For this, I could have worked in the corporation.

Cielo! Pass the urine here. Pass it.

Will you pass urine or not?

Oh, no!

Oh! I am not able to bear it.

-What happened? -Your camel has bitten me!

You could have told me earlier that the camel would bite.

Where? Why did you show your stomach to him?

Did I show it intentionally!? It just bit me!

-What happened? -Officer, that camel bit me.

The camel will not bite. It is a naive animal!

-Naive Animal? It has strong teeth. -Is it paining?

Do you want to share it? What a question!

-Look, is there any hospital nearby? -We'll go.

-Auto. -Sorry, Subbaiah.

-I am so sorry. -You have said sorry so easily.

A person dies within a week from a lizard bite.

I don't know how many days I have for a camel bite.

-Come fast. -Sir, come.

In the history of this hospital, there is no such precedence.

We had seen cases bitten by cats, and monkeys,

stung by scorpions, and even human bites...

But not a camel bite!

It is something strange.

Everyone is watching. I feel shy.

-Keep quiet. -Who is that?

What do you think as a medical student?

Doctor, a camel is bigger than a dog.

And it has stronger teeth.

So, you have to put in more injections.

I think we've to inject him all over his stomach.

You are going to give injections all over my small stomach.

These people will make my stomach a frying pan.

Chandru, ask them to let me be.

I'll go to a petty shop, buy some lime, smear it, and run away.

Keep quiet! It may become septic.

Swapna! Are you studying in this hospital?

You have come here at a very good time.

They are all telling strange things about me.

Tell me clearly.

This is also like a dog's bite.

We can come to a conclusion only after a week.

Until then, nothing should happen to that camel.

Oh, no! Will my camel die, Chandru?

Oh! It's very important.

I am crying with pain and you are more concerned about the camel's death.

Is it good?

Chandru! I am feeling as if my neck is getting elongated.

My mouth wants to ruminate.

I feel like death is coming in search of me.

Brake Inspector Chandra Bose! Is he here?

Chandra Bose? No one is here by that name.

His father's name is Senapathi. Mother's Amritham.

He is from Thirumullaivoyal.

-Oh! Our Chandru? -Yes, Chandru! Where is he?

He has gone to Egmore Government Hospital with regard to an incident.

The matter is very urgent.

Can you come with us and identify him?

-Are you from the Anti-corruption Bureau? -No.

Then, I'll gladly come with you.

-Sir! Where can I find the Dean? -He has gone on rounds.

He may be in the cardiac care on the second floor.

Are you taking the stretcher to the ICU?

No, it's for you.

Hey, old man, are you joking?

Go slowly...

Start crying!

Anger is the only emotion I feel after seeing this rascal.

-Go back. Police! -What?

Where do I find this "camel bite" ward?

Go to the lift. I'll join you.

Mother!

Chandru?

When did you come? Where's father?

It's a long story. I'll tell you later.

She is Iswarya. Didn't I tell you?

You didn't.

She must have forgotten.

-Where are you going? -Downstairs.

-Don't go downstairs. -Why?

Police are there.

Tell me what happened. I'll take care of everything.

What can I say?

Hey! Who is that? You have kept the body on the stretcher,

and you're leaving it unattended.

-Clear it! If Dean sees it, he'll shout! -He'll not shout!

No... I'll clear it now.

Clear it immediately!

Mother! You don't have to get scared by seeing the police.

I know a lot of people in the commissioner's office.

Don't talk without knowing the problem.

What's the problem? Have you killed anyone?

Yes!

Not me...

Your father!

Chandru, where did you go?

The police came here searching for you.

-Me? Why? -Not you...

Swapna, this is my mother.

Is it? Auntie, bless me.

You do all this afterward.

Hide my mother in your college till the police leave.

After that, take her to your friend's house, and make her stay there.

I'll see her later.

Oh, sad!

Subbaiah, shall I place the bed pan?

Yes, pick it up.

Here it is!

Are you asking me to keep a bed pan or a bomb, you idiot?

You are Mr. Chandra Bose?

Yeah!

I'm Krishnaswamy. Crime Branch.

We are suspecting your father in connection

with a few murders that happened recently.

I need to ask you a few questions about that.

If you come to our DC's office...

DC is Mr. Muthukrishnan, I know him very well.

That doesn't matter.

You come with me.

Chandru?

Excuse me.

Don't worry. It's just an inquiry.

I'll come back. Look after him.

Hey, driver. Air in the tire is getting less.

In another five minutes, it'll become flat.

Oh, no! He's leaving without me!

-Auntie! Stop... stop. -Oh, God!

Don't worry about your husband.

He'll be alright if he takes the medicine which I gave him.

-Oh, no! -Don't go! You'll get caught.

He'll go away!

I'll find him later. Come.

Greetings to everyone with regret.

Till now, you might have only seen cricket matches,

Republic Day celebrations,

politicians' oath ceremonies,

and film stars' interviews.

Now, you are going to see a murder.

A real murder.

Children, pregnant women, and heart patients...

Change this channel and watch some other program.

Lakhs of criminals are ruining India. One of them is...

this man!

One of the crores affected by this virus is...

me!

Indian.

Sir, are you really going to kill me?

No, you won't.

You are an elderly person and seem to be a good man.

Please, leave me.

I have already been scared to death eight times.

The ninth time you'll really die.

Let me go! What crime did I commit?

Before you became the dean...

When you were an ordinary doctor at Avadi Hospital...

Do you remember all the mistakes you made?

What big mistake would I have made?

I would have taken 50 or 100 rupees from the patients, that's all.

Was it a big mistake?

You got so used to the mistakes that you don't

even realize that you're making one anymore.

Who isn't taking bribes? Everyone is.

Will their life be ruined if we take those 50 or 100 rupees?

Yes! Ruined!

My life was ruined.

A son for my wealth and a daughter for my happiness.

I was living happily.

That happy life was ruined.

Did you see my Kasturi's face before she was burnt?

It's a happy occasion

It's a happy occasion

It's a happy occasion

It's a happy occasion

Green parrots on the shoulder

The singing cuckoo on the lap

The earth is the extreme limit For happiness

Tears are not related to this Earth

Green parrots on the shoulder

The singing cuckoo on the lap

The earth is the extreme limit For happiness

Tears are not related to this Earth

The Heaven is in The small companionship

Because of such small affections Life still exists

Butterfly needs No identification for titles

Affection is more than enough

Why we should give Importance to money

Green parrots on the shoulder

The singing cuckoo on the lap

The earth is the extreme limit For happiness

Tears are not related to this Earth

The Happiness is in the sky

The Happiness is on the Earth

The earth which bears The grass gives happiness

The sun gives happiness

The sound of rain gives happiness

Even in rain, unfaded Rainbow gives happiness

Life is full of happiness

Happiness is life

By drawing one's own image In gray hair

That affection gives happiness

Green parrots on the shoulder

The singing cuckoo on the lap

The earth is the extreme limit For happiness

Tears are not related to this Earth

If I live in your breath

My old age gives happiness

If you get me in the next birth It will give me more happiness

In the month when dew falls Your shyness gives happiness

When you cover me with blanket Your kindness gives happiness

Relationship gives happiness

Affection gives happiness

If your eyes shed tears for others...

Even your tears give happiness

Green parrots on the shoulder

The singing cuckoo on the lap

The earth is the extreme limit For happiness

Tears are not related to this Earth

Green parrots on the shoulder

The singing cuckoo on the lap

The earth is the extreme limit For happiness

Tears are not related to this Earth

-Do it... -I won't. I am scared.

You are putting Father's signature on your progress report.

Brother, that's not the problem.

For my progress... just this once.

Put Father's signature on this check.

It's okay if it is five or ten but the amount is 20,000 rupees.

If Father comes to know about this he'll kill us.

Why do you need 20,000 rupees?

For a job.

They will only ask for certificates for the job.

Why do you need 20,000 rupees?

To change the registration date in the employment exchange office.

You want a job spoiling the livelihood of the person who registered earlier.

These days, this is the only way to get a job.

You don't need such jobs which come illegally.

For your truth and policies, why are you spoiling my future?

In your "freedom fighters" quota,

I had asked you to get a medical or engineering seat,

but you refused.

That is meant for poor freedom fighter's children!

Don't pacify me!

What is it that you don't have?

I've provided you with a comfortable life.

You should've secured more marks.

I can get only a diploma in Automobile Engineering.

Give me an idea for that.

Try and get a job according to your qualifications.

Or else, you can do farming in our fields.

I can't do that. Farming isn't for me.

The world is moving fast. But you are still stuck in the 1940s.

Don't raise your voice.

I can't, Father.

Can you give me 20,000 rupees or not?

I will not give money for heading in the wrong direction.

Brother.

What are you doing?

Don't be hasty!

Please. Listen to me.

-Son! What's all this? -I am going to Madras.

-Brother. -If I conform to his aims, I will go mad.

He is like an old antique.

It only looks nice to keep it in a glass box.

Like a transistor back in the day. I am leaving...

Listen to me, Chandru.

Brother! Don't go.

-Chandru, listen... -Stop.

Will you listen to me?

Don't stay here. Marry someone and run away.

Otherwise, he will search for a groom as per his liking.

He'll keep you here till you become old like her.

Brother! Don't go.

Kasturi, come and see. Your brother sent a letter.

Your son got a temporary job in the RTO office in Madras.

He has asked you to come over there.

Are you going there, dear?

No, Father. I'll not leave you and go.

Kasturi!

Kasturi!

Oh, my God!

-We've reached the hospital. Don't worry. -Kasturi!

Bear the pain.

You'll be alright once the doctor treats you.

Wait.

Doctor!

See her!

This is a police case.

If you go straight, you'll find the police station at the corner.

Register an FIR there.

Otherwise, even its number is also enough.

I'll do all that.

First, treat her burns. She's struggling.

Look, these are third-degree burns.

It is very difficult to save her.

How do we know whether it is an accident or a suicide case?

Don't you understand? Go and bring an FIR number.

Otherwise, the police will question us.

Sir.

I think he is unaware of all these formalities.

Explain them to him.

Sir...

Old man!

Come here.

-Only one daughter? -Yes.

She seems unmarried.

It's hurting a lot.

Where will you go and find the police station at this time?

Just hand over 500 rupees instead. The doctor will treat her then.

-Why 500 rupees? -What do you mean by "why"?

In which era, are you living, old man?

He gave five lakhs and became a doctor.

Shouldn't he collect them back?

The government is paying him for it, isn't it?

Hey, old man...

Leave it, Ramalingam. He seems to be a troublesome man.

Unnecessarily questioning us!

Old man, please go and file an FIR at the police station.

The very next minute, I'll attend her.

-It looks like suicide. -Sir! Please, don't say that.

She used to be very active, roaming here and there.

A little while ago she even said that she would not leave me and go.

Don't cry.

She was smiling and laughing...

Give 500 rupees and finish the matter.

-Why? -Get lost!

You won't understand. Come with the FIR, go.

Ask them to take this stretcher outside.

Hey, ward boy! Take this stretcher outside.

I'll go and...

-Father -My dear child!

-Oh, God! -Oh, no!

Sir.

Greetings, sir!

My daughter met with a fire accident.

She's struggling for her life in the hospital.

They are not treating her without an FIR number.

If you register it and give me the number...

they'll start the treatment.

-Which area? -VOC Nagar.

Does VOC Nagar come under our jurisdiction?

Yes, sir.

During the new division, they gave this place to us and took Kamaraj Nagar.

Old man, you have come to the wrong police station.

From the first, that place will come under our section.

-So, we can't help you. -Anyone can register in an emergency.

-Please, help me -Then, you do one thing.

Bring a letter from the VAO.

What is that?

Village Administrative Officer. A revenue department person.

There's a Naicker in your area. Very good man.

Introduce yourself to him and tell him she is your daughter and your address.

It's not a case of suicide or murder.

It's an accident. Bring a certificate to that effect.

I'll register the FIR immediately.

Sir!

Why the wild goose chase?

This is the rule.

-Is there no other way? -There is.

Give 250 rupees to him. He'll arrange for the certificate.

Two hundred and fifty rupees for what?

For what? For these things!

According to the rule, you should give something to the government.

That's not the correct way.

A government officer asking for money to do his duty is unfair.

Oh! We should do our duty?

Okay.

Get me the VAO certificate. Then, I'll do my duty.

You're right, old man. But, there is a procedure.

Tomorrow, I'll send my assistant to inquire whether it's true.

Then I'll send a report to the police station immediately.

Sir, there is no time for all these things.

If you want it now, pay 150 rupees.

Dear God!

Money for each and everything! For what?

Why are you demanding money to do your duty?

I have it, so I can give it. But what about those who can't?

Who cares if those have-nots live or die?

Doctor!

He hasn't come back yet.

Keep these bangles and save my daughter, please.

Take away your jewels. Am I a pawnbroker?

Your husband is so strict about the rules.

If he complains I'll lose my job.

Doctor, don't let your wrath on my husband jeopardize my daughter's life.

If we give importance to life we can't exist in our profession.

In a day, hundreds of people are born and hundreds die.

Let him come. We'll treat her then.

-Doctor? -Hey, is she your daughter?

She is getting drenched in the rain without any cover on her.

Oh, God!

What's this in the rain? Why are you crying?

Why did you cover her? What happened to her?

Old man! Why are you asking now? You could've given the amount.

If the police don't sign, you can't take the body.

If you don't pay, they won't keep the dead body in the mortuary.

-Dead body? -You're responsible for it.

Was it because of me?

Was it because of me?

Kasturi, was it because of me?

-Kasturi, was it because of me? -Oh, God! Kasturi!

Have I done anything wrong?

Have I done anything wrong?

Have I?

Was it my mistake?

Oh, God!

Stop it.

What right do you have to light the pyre?

You killed her.

If you had given 500 rupees, she would have been saved.

Why are you so obstinate?

You talked about honesty and justice and ruined my career.

Wasn't that enough? Now, you've taken her life as well.

Shamelessly, you've come to light her pyre.

Her soul will definitely not rest in peace if you light the pyre.

Go away!

Why have you left that old lady alive?

Take her life too, and live with your rusted fossilized principles.

Go away, Father.

Go.

I have not done anything wrong.

That day, we weeded the British weeds and packed them off in ships.

Take this stretcher outside.

Get me the VAO certificate. Then, I'll do my duty.

If you want it now, pay 150 rupees.

Today some government officers who should make the nation green...

have sprouted like weeds.

If you want to change this country you have to weed them out.

Honesty, justice... God's people.

Praising that India is greater than all the nations in the world.

Sweets on Independence Day... Jai Hind.

All this will not help.

The only weapon for us is "fear."

Fear of punishment. Fear of death.

This is the need of the hour.

You went to the Military camp and escaped from me.

Today you've been caught.

I admit that I made a mistake.

Something like a fine or suspension,

or a year in jail would have been okay.

Was it such a grave crime that I should be stabbed to death?

The crime that you have committed isn't ordinary.

It's treason.

Since you take bribes, everyone working under you follows suit.

The same goes for the public works department,

transport department, finance department,

electricity, food, public health education, law and order, and industries.

All the departments are taking bribes fearlessly

and ruining this country, hampering its progress and development.

There's no fresh air. There are no good things.

There is no good food.

Even after having abundant natural resources the country remains poor.

Every Indian has become a debtor.

The neighboring small island nations have developed and become big.

How? In what way?

There, don't they take bribes?

They do.

There...

They take bribes only if they exceed the limit of their duty.

But here they take bribes to do their duty.

Bribe to get a Ration card.

Bribe to get your children admitted to a school.

Bribe to get a railway ticket.

Bribe to give a loan to the farmer.

From birth to death,

from a maternity hospital to a burial ground.

It's a bribe all the way.

Our national integration is confined only to taking bribes.

Because justifying they are small bribes

and being negligent that everyone is giving some...

It is invisible to our eyes...

Like cancer, this bribe is spreading all over the country and ruining it.

Taking bribes or giving bribes, both are wrong.

To make everyone who is making this mistake, regret...

this signature killing is necessary.

Sir, will all the problems end only because you killed me?

They will... they should...

I am not advising that everyone should follow my path.

Stop giving bribes.

Bribes should vanish.

Till then my fight will continue.

Sir, just call this number. 4883672.

In one hour, I'll arrange whatever amount of money you need.

Please show mercy and leave me.

You'll never change.

Taking a knife in my hands is not at all a mistake.

When Foreigners plundered this country...

these hands chased them away.

Now they won't keep quiet when our people start plundering.

If anyone in a government office even utters the word '"bribe," I'll stab them.

I'll stab you even if you give the bribe.

I'll stab them even if they delay their work expecting a bribe.

Jai Hind.

Damn it!

Quick, let's go to Q TV.

Then what about Chandru?

Send him away!

He has telecasted everything on TV.

What's left to inquire from Chandru?

Still, send someone to keep an eye on him.

That night he sneaked into the studio somehow after we had closed it.

He took the cassette of the songs which was ready to be sent to Singapore,

recorded the killing, repacked it, and kept it here!

It went straight to Singapore through a courier.

They telecasted it thinking that it was a song cassette.

When you realized that the correct program was not being telecasted,

you could have stopped it.

Sir, the person on duty was a Philippines national.

Before we could get him on the phone and explain to him...

the program came to an end.

Sir, we have found some tire marks in the backyard.

What was the type of the vehicle?

Sir, maybe an old matador or a standard van was here.

After seeing the amount of oil that had leaked,

the vehicle must've been parked here for two to three hours.

Most probably it might be the vehicle used by the murderer.

Sir, there is a dead body in the drainage.

-Take it out. -Get it out.

-Selvaraj. -Sir.

Bring the man who put up this poster to my office.

Yes, sir.

Do you want anything else?

Hi, Iswarya! Didn't you bring your monkey with you?

You are here, that's why I thought why another one, so I left it behind.

Here, Auntie! This is my pet parrot. His name is Tommy.

It was missing a few days ago but came back.

I brought it here to keep you company.

It'll scream if someone approaches. You can become alert.

You don't have to worry about your husband as well.

Let the police search everywhere for him. He has full public support.

No one will betray him.

I am not at all bothered about him.

Even the British couldn't catch him.

Somehow he'll dodge them and come here.

I'm only worried about Chandru.

He should get a good job and get married.

Auntie, don't worry about those things when I am around.

I told my father and got him a brake inspector's job.

A salary of 4000 rupees and a DA allowance of 1000 rupees.

Did you get him that for free? You took 1,50,000 rupees for it.

Auntie, we should tell Uncle and ask him to stab their entire family.

Not only did they extort money, they even troubled him a lot.

They made him a servant and got him to bring

things ranging from milk powder to sanitary napkins.

This sinner made him put a tape in her under-skirt.

Auntie, is it wrong to do that for your future wife?

What's wrong with that?

Even my husband does it.

Is she going to marry him? She is lying.

-She is a bundle of lies. -Go off, you jealous dumbo.

I am going to marry him, that is why he has sent his mother with me.

-Hi, Chandru! -Chandru! Look at her!

Why did you send your mother with her?

Do you know what is she blabbering?

First, come to my house with your mother.

The police are after me, they know I've been coming to your house regularly.

How can I ask my mother to stay at your place?

That's why I made my mother stay

under Swapna's care, at her friend's house.

You brat! Can't you keep your mouth shut? Go, inside.

-Swapna Sinner... Swapna Sinner. -Is it? I'll see to your end, come.

At this age, does he need all this?

He is roaming like a madman with a knife saying he'll change the nation.

Is it possible for a single man?

Without adjusting to live with time he ruined mine and Kasturi's life.

I have been living alone telling him that I don't need him.

Look at how many difficulties I have to face because of him.

Just because I am his son the police are after me.

Daily, they are taking me under the pretext of inquiry for three hours.

I have to inform them if I want to leave this town.

Tell me, where is he?

Look, if you don't like me staying here, I'll go away.

Oh, Mother!

Do you think the Tamil Nadu Police is incompetent?

How many days can he hide from them?

They are 80,000 strong and he is alone.

He is 75-years-old. They'll catch him easily.

No one can even touch his shadow.

Look.

You put up the posters behind the Q TV Office, right?

Yes, sir.

Was there any vehicle parked near the wall at that time?

A black standard van was parked there for a long time.

-A black van?! -The one that takes dead bodies.

-A mortuary van. -Yes, right.

Brilliant.

Why, sir? You disconnected the electricity when we watering the crop.

Pay the money or else I will cut the current.

Oh, my goodness! A belt!

FREE FOR OLD PEOPLE

Hey, what is this latest suit?

This is the "Indian Grandpa's style."

Look at how smart they look!

Madam! madam!

The treasury sent me.

Here is your money. 10,000 rupees.

-All this is for me? -Yes, madam.

I'll be going now, okay?

Just wait, sir. I'll get you some buttermilk.

Oh No! No, madam. I will go.

Sir, tell the old man to stand in the election.

I'll cast my vote for him.

STUDENTS GOT ADMISSION IN COLLEGE WITHOUT BRIBE

-Hey, you snooty! -How dare you call me a name?

Aren't you mighty?

All these days, you were calling me "officer."

Now you're being disrespectful.

So far I have carried out your commands.

Haven't you seen the old man's message on TV?

Now, I will give the order and you carry it out.

Why should I carry out your orders? I am an officer.

I am the public. You're a public servant.

You have to listen to what I say.

You have bossed us enough!

For the sake of an illegal signature, you'll accept bribes from anywhere.

We must respect them and do the formalities.

That old man has given a big jolt to all of you.

We took bribes only because you gave us.

We gave it only because you asked for it.

We took it because you gave us.

Look, we gave it only because you asked for it.

We took it because you gave us.

Hey, will you just take anything that we give you?

-Yes, we will. -Will you?

Come on, take it.

-How dare you hit me?! -Hey!

Why are you shouting at the top of your voice?!

-Who are you to boss over me? -Officer.

-Who is he? -Officer.

Warn him as well. Otherwise, he'll also get beatings.

-Who is there at this opposite table? -He is also an officer.

-Warn him as well. -Okay.

-Hey! Sign the papers -What's this?

My driving license.

Didn't you have a license all these days?

We should also reform ourselves.

Till now, I was a broker Now, I'll become a driver.

Okay, you may go now and come after four days.

Don't act smart with me.

If you delay in signing, you'll get beatings.

Sign here.

-Yes, public. -Sign.

Hey, what's this? I told you to sign and you're behaving like a monkey.

Sign there, do it.

Turn the paper and sign there.

-Come on. -I have signed it.

Auntie, shall I serve you some more soup?

Oh, enough.

Auntie, what's this? You already started having your lunch.

I brought some exotic dishes for you.

Swapna prepared meat dishes and asked me to eat... that's why!

This is not ordinary non-veg food, but something special.

Auntie is suffering from asthma.

Smearing the parrot's blood on her chest,

if she drinks a soup of its meat,

it will cure her asthma or so I have heard.

That's why I prepared the soup from the flesh of the parrot you gave.

How is it?

You sinner! Will you ever mend your ways?

-Are you a human or a devil? -Iswarya...

-You have killed a parrot -Iswarya...

which was dear to my heart.

-Stop fighting. -If I curse you, you'll be ruined.

Get up...

-I'll kill you. -Get up, I say. What is happening?

You are educated. Is it good to fight like street dogs?

Auntie, what else can I do?

It was so mean of her to train the parrot,

to say "Swapna, useless... Swapna, useless."

Yes, I had trained that parrot.

You are a useless girl that came and created confusion in my love life.

Both of you are confusing me.

Which one of you is really in love with Chandru?

I want to know who is going to marry him.

Hey! Swapna, tell me the truth. I have doubts about you.

You are always teasing her and making her cry.

Come on, tell me. Do you love Chandru?

-No. -No? Then...

Chandru loves her, how can I love him?

Then, why are you after him?

Didn't you get any other boyfriend?

I can get a thousand people.

But at the moment, I am a little social with them.

They'll be waiting to put their hands on my shoulder.

If I take it sportingly as a friend,

they'll go out and tell everyone that I am a "case."

But Chandru isn't like that.

He didn't misbehave and didn't let others misbehave with me.

What sort of a relationship is this?

If it's love, it's a green signal.

If it's friendship, it's a red signal.

There is a boundary for it. In between there is a yellow line.

I like this yellow line.

How many days are you going to continue like this?

It'll end with either Chandru's marriage or my marriage.

What's the meaning of all this?

Frolic.

Frolic?!

Wealthy frolic!

Hey, stick ice cream! Here is your parrot.

Thanks.

Iswarya loves Chandru! Iswarya loves Chandru!

Oh! Magician Machindra! Have you come to see the mole?

Showing magic and deceiving me Oh, great warrior!

I am a great artist on the bed

A love expert

Tonight, let the hands of the king Play magic on my body

My secret night lover!

Changing shapes in search of my dream girl

I'll come and reward you, beautiful

Overcoming obstacles Oh, great commander!

Will you wear me as your garment?

You are a great musician on the tambura

Till I don't get and possess you... My eyes will not rest

You are like percussion kanjira Shall I play on it

I am the Magician Machindra Have come to see the mole

Showing magic and deceiving me Oh great warrior!

If I meet you cordially

My heart dances with a joyous tune

The sweetness generated by your thoughts...

I have kept it safely in my lips

What if you give me All that sweetness you have?

What if you kiss and empty your stock?

Shall I come every day And give it in installments?

Tell me, my sweet soan papdi

Get into the arena immediately

Are you waiting for the auspicious time?

Chew me... Come on, eat me

I am the Magician Machindra Have come to see the mole

Showing magic and deceiving me Oh, great warrior!

Oh! My love, what is my name?

What is the name of this place Where I am staying?

I had asked when I was alone with you

Oh, my love! Where is my voice? Where is my breath?

Oh, my dear! I am distressed without knowing about it

Don't ask questions in love

Love Goddess cannot Tolerate delays in love!

Shall we get dissolved Like dew in the sea?

Shall we write poetry While getting dissolved?

My sweet oyster, my lovely calf!

Shall we weave together And give a perfect picture of the world

Oh, my beloved dear!

Oh! Magician Machindra! Have you come to see the mole?

Showing magic and deceiving me Oh, great warrior!

Bring it faster.

Quick.

Take that boy to that van.

Quick... quick.

Subbaiah!

We have committed a very grave mistake.

So many children...

You said he'll get the bus ready in two days and show.

Now, you see...

What's the use of cursing you?

Where did all my intellect go?

Okay, leave it.

Come, let's see what has to be done.

There was no problem with the vehicle which was going in front.

The brakes failed in this bus.

Moreover, they have done the FC only last week.

I don't know which idiot had given FC for this.

Sir, will you come with me for a moment? I want to talk to you alone.

Are you from the press?

I don't have time to talk to you. Forty children... all are dead.

Don't say like that. My name is Chandra Bose.

So, it's you who had given the FC for this vehicle.

-Sir, come... -Sir, I won't come with you.

-The country is in a bad condition. -Come.

Why do you give certificates to such condemned vehicles?

Look! Brake oil has spilled for over a kilometer.

Is this the way you are inspecting the vehicles?

You are a government servant. I am also a government servant.

It is normal for accidents like this to happen.

-Why are you making a big fuss? -That's it!

Cooperate with us. We'll do the necessary formalities.

-Take this, sir. -Are you trying to get smart with me?

The situation now is not like what it used to be.

People are being stabbed ten minutes after they take a bribe.

Okay, leave it. I'll give it as a material.

Sony color TV. I'll pack it and deliver it to your house without anyone's knowledge.

Unpack it after a month and use it. Nobody will know.

-What do you say? -What do you want me to do?

The driver was under the influence of liquor.

That's why the vehicle turned. Issue a certificate to that effect.

First, let the TV come. I'll see to it later on.

Are you trying to get smart with me?

Asking me to issue a postmortem report that the dead driver was drunk.

That was done in the past.

Now, even if I utter the word bribe they will chase me and beat me.

It's impossible.

Doctor, please, show mercy.

I have cajoled the inspector as well.

Have you cajoled the inspector?

-He has already taken it. -Cash?!

As a material... Sony color TV.

You are putting me in a dilemma.

Tell me what you want.

Laser disk?

Sir, you were putting in five signatures for just 500 rupees.

Don't you want a laser disk?

Thirty-five thousand rupees and odd pictures will be crystal clear.

Now, even walls have ears. If the news reaches Indian...

Don't worry about it.

The way we delivered the TV to the inspector's house...

We'll pack it and deliver it to the backyard of your house, okay?

You are forcing me to take a big risk.

I'll sign after I receive the laser disk.

-Right? -Right.

How will you convince the other doctors that the driver was drunk?

We'll take care of that.

Fantastic!

After traveling on the illegal path...

at last, you have reached the place where you should have been.

Control from alpha one. Inspector Palanivel speaking.

I followed Chandru and reached GH Mortuary.

Even the Indian grandpa followed him and came here.

-Both of them are inside. -What did you do?

-I have locked it from outside. -Guard them carefully.

I'll come there immediately.

You accused me of killing my daughter by not giving a bribe of 500 rupees.

You took a bribe of 5000 rupees and killed 40 people today.

All of them are children. What a merciless killer you are!

First, I'll have to kill you.

Are you kidding? I am your only son.

I am your son, damn it!

Will you stab me?

Yes, I was weeding out the weeds from all over the place.

A weed has grown under my own feet.

As far as I am concerned a weed is a weed.

My first priority is to stab you.

Father, leave me alone. I did it by mistake.

This is the excuse everyone in this country gives.

It was a mistake.

Was this a mistake?

There shouldn't be any accidents due to brake failures killing people.

For that purpose itself, there is a brake inspector.

-How did this happen by mistake? -Father.

I never expected the result will be so disastrous.

Father, after seeing that ghastly sight I have changed.

I am your father. Don't try to fool me.

If you had really changed...

after the accident you would have surrendered to the police.

Instead, you gave the inspector a TV, and the doctor a laser disk.

You've started bribing again.

The two people who have taken will become four.

Four will become eight, Eight will become sixteen.

So this bribe will continue to spread like cancer throughout the country.

No!

I'll not allow this.

Think for a while, Father...

You and Mother didn't have children for 15 years after your marriage.

After visiting many temples and doing penance I was born to you.

Kasturi is gone.

Now I am the only one left to light your pyre.

You are saying that you'll kill me.

Won't you have mercy on me?

Don't you love me, Father?

Color TV for the inspector.

Love for your father, right?

It wasn't meant that way, Father.

To escape, you bribed them in cash, materials, etc.

And now you are paying me with love? Stop right there.

You are not a weed! You are a poisonous plant.

Father, please forgive me.

There is no forgiveness in Senapathi's court.

There is only a death sentence.

You'll have ready-made answers for everything.

You are crazy.

You have become a killer maniac.

You are mad!

Don't move.

Senapathi, drop the knife.

Don't shoot.

No.

Catch him... Catch him.

He is a rabid dog! Catch him and hang him.

He has become old and gone mad. And now he's roaming with a knife.

Break his hands and legs.

Will any father kill his own progeny? Old...

Make way... move aside.

It is that Indian grandpa shown on TV.

-Is it him? -Yes.

Move.

Won't you listen when I say?

Leaving all the rogues in the town, why are you arresting this old man?

What no one has achieved in 50 years of ruling...

this old man has achieved.

Aren't you happy with that?

Free him... release him, please.

Don't leave that old man alive!

If he remains alive we can never make money.

Hello! Is it the DGP?

I am Malayappan speaking from the secretariat.

Who have you posted as guards for the old man in custody?

What's this, man? You have posted weaklings.

Immediately change those guards.

And post our Dilli Babu and Paranthaman in their place.

Yes, man. For that very reason.

Are you happy now?

I'll see you in person.

Relief to both of you. Now they'll take charge.

Sir, I have just come on duty...

Hey! It's an order from the secretariat.

I thought it'd become another Veerappan case but you have caught him.

Very good. What next? It's a promotion for you.

-What Paranthaman, not able to hold it? -Yes, sir!

Be ready at 10:00 p.m. tonight.

Guards!

Guards?!

Is this how you've been doing your duty?

Everyone, go and search for him in each direction.

I'll dismiss all of you.

Hey! You have missed him. Why are you shouting at them?

First, you should be dismissed.

Catching him is not enough.

If you can't keep a man in custody, you are unfit to be a policeman.

Sorry, sir.

It's a shame for me.

Give me two days.

Somehow, I'll catch that old man.

Get lost!

What, Senapathi?!

Were you trying to break the cuffs by martial arts?

I should have been served with prison food.

But you are serving me a royal meal.

What, Mr. Krishnaswamy?

Have you changed the party?

I always support you.

What you did was right.

People in my family are ready to worship you like God.

I'll take an autograph from you as well.

As ordinary Krishnaswamy.

But, Krishnaswamy IPS will never go against his duty.

Even now, I am doing my duty.

A few people in the government feel you're being alive is a threat to them.

That's why they have planned to kill you before you are produced in the court.

Just like I considered it my duty to arrest you,

it is my duty to produce you alive in court.

Today is Saturday.

The court will function only on Monday.

Till that time...

you will be my VIP guest.

Excellent, Krishnaswamy.

Excellent.

Give me your hand.

Chandru?

Chandru!

-Chandru. -Yes?

Get going! You are leaving for Bombay immediately.

-This is your flight ticket. -To Bombay? But why?

Your father has escaped from police custody, is that enough?

I have brought my father's car. You go to the airport in it.

I have arranged for you to get on board without being spotted by the police.

Hey! What nonsense are you talking about?

You want me to go to Bombay, running scared of this mad old man?

How many more days, Chandru? It'll only be for a day or two.

Somehow they'll arrest him. Or else they'll shoot him to death.

Instead of going to Bombay because of his dread,

wouldn't it be better to stay here with police protection?

Hey! He has already escaped from police custody.

Go, man.

Take this, and go quickly.

Where is he?

Chandru has...

Where is he?

I don't know!

Amrutham?

You can't lie. Don't try unnecessarily.

-Where is he? -I don't know!

Now, it is not a choice between the son and the husband.

It's between the country and the home.

Where is he?

I don't know!

Pick the call, dear.

-Hello? -Hello?

We are calling from Indian Airlines.

The flight IC536 going to Bombay is delayed by one hour.

Please inform the passenger "Chandru."

Thank you.

What my wife didn't tell me, the phone has told me.

The flight is delayed by one hour.

Dear God!

Look at her face.

She is going to marry Chandru.

Don't ruin her life.

Is Chandru your life?

From how many years do you know him?

Two years.

I have known him for 30 years.

My sorrow is more painful than yours.

He was born after many years of marriage.

I was very attached to him.

When I used to hold him in my hands to cuddle and kiss him...

he used to cry that my mustache was pricking him.

Senapathi lost his mustache so that he doesn't feel any pain.

Today he is ready to lose him as well.

My loss is more grave than yours.

Even then taking a life is wrong...

Are you saying it is wrong?

You'll feel bad even if an animal gets hurt.

Forty young children!

Wasn't that wrong?

The mind knows it, but the heart is not accepting it.

For me, the mind and heart are one and the same.

Instead of being a daughter-in-law to her...

if you are a good daughter to her, I'll be happier.

Don't use your intelligence and pray that we both come out alive.

Thank... Thanks!

Father, listen to me!

Father! Father!

Father!

-Ask them to forward it. -Please forward it.

Stop it.

Rewind it... slowly.

Freeze, freeze.

Hello?

Who is it?

Indian.

You... are...

I am alive.

By killing your own son, you have instilled a permanent fear in everyone.

You are really great, Senapathi.

Where are you calling from?

Close enough to show up when you call.

You are recording what I am saying, right?

Broadcast it on the radio!

They would have recorded my escape from the airport watching tower.

Telecast it on TV.

The people should know that I am alive.

Wherever mistakes are made, I will definitely come.

There is no death for Indian.

Jai Hind!

Hello... hello?

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