Original subtitles

No, no, no. Don't touch that dial.

Here's what's on my mind, tonight.

[evil chuckle]

(male narrator) Tony Dow and Sandahl Bergman are recovering cannibals.

(in unison) I promise to never again raise my fork

against my fellowmen.

Who just fell off the wagon.

Bet you can't take just one bite.

But this time, they bit off more than they can chew

on "Freddy's Nightmares."

Where they only meet to eat each other.

[growls]

[theme music]

[indistinct chatter]

You are in Springwood now.

And you are all mine.

[screams]

[evil laugh]

[music continues]

(female #1) 'Here's the dip everyone.'

(male #1) 'Oh, great. Thanks.'

(male #2) 'Over here.'

Hi, Tim. You're just in time.

Uh, uh, I think there's a spot in the back.

[indistinct chatter]

- 'Here, there's room here.' - Watch it.

- 'Oh, hey.' - 'Hi.'

[indistinct chatter]

Hello, and welcome.

My name is Johnny and..

I'm a cannibal.

(in unison) Hi, Johnny.

[clapping]

But, uh, human flesh has not passed my lips

for the past three months now.

- 'Alright.' - 'Yay!'

And that's what we're all about here.

Getting by day to day.

Getting by without taking a bite of that arm or leg.

And leaving our neighbors, just as we found them. Whole.

Now, um..

[flushing]

Who took my seat?

Mary, Mary Beth, just sit down anywhere.

But this is a new dress.

- Mary Beth. - God, how rude.

Uh, thank you.

You know, we are all here for each other.

Uh, for example, um, just last week.

Young Brian here was tempted by his neighbors wife.

He had visions of, uh, milky white thighs

and succulent breasts

in a potato and leek stew.

And he was weakening.

But before he faltered, he called David.

And David was there for him.

- David. - Yeah.

[all cheering]

Most of you know me, I'm Ginger and I'm a cannibal.

(in unison) Hi, Ginger.

But it was out of survival that I turned to human flesh.

Johnny, Mary Beth and I

were trapped out here in the mountains.

Our first mortal meals were already dead.

They were victims of the same plane crash that stranded us.

But then, we found we liked it..

especially with the right sauce.

(in unison) Hmm.

We knew that we were addicted

when normal food seemed bland

and we had cravings for the well formed man

which is the most natural of foods.

But we live in a junk food society

so we must deal with the ugly face of prejudice.

[clears throat] And you know, I, uh, I had to step down as a president

of my corporation, because the rumor started to spread.

And Ginger here, had to move out into this trailer

out in the woods because, uh, she was being persecuted.

And just last week, Mary Beth had her credit cards revoked.

- Oh! - Those heartless bastards.

But to live in peace, we must, uh, once again

be like the others.

So that is why..

(in unison) I promise to never again raise my fork

against my fellowman.

- Alright. - Yeah!

[cheering]

Hey, listen. Thank you, thank you very much for coming.

Oh, and the, uh, vegetable recipe

is available on the way out.

- 'Oh, yeah.' - 'Yeah.'

(female #1) 'I made copies for everyone.'

[indistinct chatter]

- Take care. - Bye.

Bye-bye, guys. Drive carefully.

[instrumental music]

I've been thinking about you, Ginger.

A lot.

I haven't been with another woman, since you.

What about Mary Beth?

She took a vow of chastity

when they revoked her credit cards.

[moaning softly]

How about you?

Outside of eating them, yours were the last arms that I felt.

[moans]

[Mary sighs]

Not touching you is harder than staying on the wagon and..

not tearing flesh with my teeth.

Then why torture yourself?

[both moaning]

- Hey. - What?

Help me. You gotta hide me.

They're out there and they're gonna find me.

- Who? - What?

- Where? - Why?

How did you get in here?

Oh, oh, it's too late.

Ah!

[groans]

[intense music]

[evil laugh]

You are what you eat, babe.

So..

get this recipe right.

Well, you take your eggs

uh, one, uh, two, uh, three.

You get some flour. Hmm.

A little sugar.

[laughs]

Don't forget the butter. Yah!

And you got your chopped meat.

[evil laugh]

Where's my chopped meat?

I said chopped meat, guys.

Ah, don't worry. Uh, I can take care of that.

[laughs]

Wait till you see how I serve up this guy.

[instrumental music]

Bet you can't take just one bite.

You flesh addict!

That's cheating.

Oh, you, you don't know how tired I'm

of carrot sticks, sprouts and-and quiche.

No mas. No mas.

N-no mas.

[dramatic music]

[sighs]

We were hungry.

We both had a nightmare.

Me too.

We're all thinking the same thing.

But we're not going to do it.

I was thinking casserole.

Or a souffle.

Firm, yet tender.

What do you think he was talking about?

(Ginger) 'Somebody's after him.'

(Mary Beth) Maybe he did something terrible.

Maybe he's just an innocent man.

Men are never innocent.

Which brings me to what you were doing earlier tonight

with your pants off.

[groans]

[indistinct chatter]

[grunting]

[groans]

[gasps]

Oh, my God! We killed him.

- He was gonna kill, Johnny. - What are we gonna do?

[gasping] He said people were looking for him.

If we leave him like this, we're all gonna go to jail.

They have very rough toilet paper in prison.

We gotta get rid of the body.

How?

Set the table.

Your liver pate was really excellent, Mary Beth.

Fortunately, he wasn't a drinker.

You know, we forgot to say grace.

It's the least we could do.

[sighs] We thank you for this feast.

We know that you forgive us

for if you did not want us to eat

you would not have made us of meat.

- 'Amen.' - Amen.

This won't look good at the next cannibals anonymous meeting.

Which is why, we won't tell anyone.

Gee, Mary Beth, get with the program, will you?

You just ate a guy.

We're not gonna go around telling everybody

that we're sorry.

What're we gonna say when people

come around asking questions?

Nothing, we haven't seen anybody.

We'll burn his clothes in the morning.

Did you freeze, some of that pate?

Yes.

And the leftover tongue is for sandwiches tomorrow.

Oh. Stealers just don't make the playoffs if they win on Sunday.

[dramatic music]

Hey, what are you doing?

Oh, my God!

This is the man we just ate.

- Where? - Right here, on the front page.

What does it say?

"Garrett Evan has escaped from an isolated government lab

"yesterday where he was undergoing tests.

Anyone seen this man should contact.."

Blah, blah, blah.. "Immediately.

"Under no circumstances should you attempt to

"approach him or touch him.

"Garrett Evans is believed to be carrying a deadly yet unknown

virus possibly highly contagious."

[gasps]

[burps]

Now remember, he just came by for directions and then he left.

I just dumped all of the left overs.

That was some of my best chopped liver pate.

Hello, uh..

Yes.

The article in the paper.

'Yes, we think so.'

- We've got a live one. - 'Put it on the scrambler.'

Trace that call.

Don't say anything that might frighten them.

- Stay calm. - Anything else?

For God's sake, don't hang up on them.

- What's going on? - I'm on hold.

Hold, we're standing here, dying rotting from the inside out

from some stupid disease and you put us on hold?

Listen, you flea brained moron.

How dare you treat tax paying citizens..

What?

My name? Y-you wanna know my name?

Hold on.

I think you should talk to them.

Hello.

Yes.

No, she's usually like that.

Just a minute.

Have you noticed any recent sweating problem?

[gasps] Oh, my God! Is that one of the symptoms?

I'm gonna turn into drooling sniveling vegetables?

Get a grip, Mary Beth.

She says no.

Uh, yeah, we're pretty sure.

He just came by to ask directions. He seemed lost.

And then, uh..

He left, he left.

He left.

Did you eat anything he might have touched?

They... they wanna know

if we ate anything that he might've touched.

[gasps]

A-a-ah!

We may have.

Yes.

I understand.

Ginger Morgan.

Springwood trailer park, uh

I'm at the back, at the edge of the forest.

Yes.

Okay.

Could you please, hurry?

They're sending somebody over.

What's going to happen to us?

All they know now, is that it causes personality changes.

What's that noise?

Mary Beth is the only one that caught the virus.

Is her personality change permanent?

I'm afraid so, there is no known cure.

She is now a compulsive cleaner.

Mostly toilets.

Actually she's, uh, pretty good, pretty cheap.

[gasping]

Mary Beth, what is it?

You wouldn't let me turn into a cleaning woman, would you?

You'd kill me first, won't you?

Mary Beth, I'm not going to kill you

if you turn into a cleaning woman.

Huh, that-that virus, if it turns into anything.

That bathroom really needs a cleaning

after the meeting, it's a mess.

Did you see how she lookedr at me, when she said that?

I must be changing.

It's the virus.

- I've gotta get out of here. - What's going on here?

It must be indigestion.

Mary Beth you are not turning

into a cleaning woman.

You're the same old..

Uh, same old..

Princess, you always were.

[screams]

- Are you Ginger Morgan? - No!

Take her. She went back for seconds and had dessert.

Well, it's true she's eats like a horse.

Oh, look at that figure, it's not natural.

I barely picked up my food. I should be okay.

Best to remain inside until we determine

the extent of contamination.

Contamination?

Got a hot one.

Don't worry. We're professionals.

- We're here to help. - Tag her.

Tag them all.

Neutralize the contact radius.

And order up a 917 directive when we're gone.

You mind telling us, what's going on here?

Now, if you'll just step into these.

What are these?

We're gonna transport you in order to contain the exposure.

Oh, those are body bags.

Now, we're on a low budget.

Um, I-I think we'll just stay here.

Yeah, we feel fine. Really.

Body bags?

Huh? As in dead bodies?

What do you wanna think about?

[grunting]

I suggest a 604 insertion.

For once. I concur.

[intense music]

Dr. Picard, you're new to our team.

I suggest you put in for more suit training.

You're not fully mobile yet, let's bag them.

[music continues]

[machines beeping]

I'm Dr. Henry Picard, project psychologist.

You've already met Dr. Clayton Van Der Straten.

'Our project director.'

'Dr. Katherine Rostinskya.'

'Chief bio chemist.'

Um, what's going on here? Where, where are we?

You feel okay?

A little imbalanced.

It'll wear off quickly.

You were sprayed with a harmless nerve neutralizer.

Do you have a mirror?

Nothing's done with mirrors here, ma'am.

(Henry) This complex is called Hazmat.

Short for hazardous material.

It's a bio medically pure lab

designed to handle environmental crisis.

You're still in Springwood.

Actually under Springwood.

Five levels down.

I wanna know where we are staying.

I, I'd like to freshen up.

Because if we're staying overnight

I need a firm mattress and some extra pillows.

And, oh, I don't want those little tiny soap bars.

Oh, another thing..

..about the room service..

[instrumental music]

What happens when we have to go to the bathroom?

That's disgusting.

[grunting]

Hey!

Hey! We have a right to know what's going on here.

Should we tell them? I'm not sure.

Well, I don't think we should tell them everything.

I think he is [indistinct] as possible.

Alright.

Very well.

The man you came in contact with...

was Lieutenant Colonel John Garrett.

'Mission commander of the secret US space lab probe.'

An astronaut?

(Katherine) 'Exactly.'

- You mean we... - Mary Beth.

Mary Beth.

(Clayton) 'The gentleman on your left, is Captain R.D.Thomas.'

'A renowned rocket scientist..'

'...and chief mission pilot.'

(Henry) He's currently receiving our best treatment.

The entire space lab probe crew was exposed to asteroid dust

that carried an unknown crystalline space dust

'that appears to be a self-regenerating organism.'

(Clayton) 'But only if it is ingested.'

'Taken into the digestive system.'

Are we going to turn into monkeys?

I would know nothing like that, it has different

behavioral effects on each individual.

Then what's gonna happen to us?

Well, you... sort of..

Just tell us.

Yeah, spit it out. Then what?

[grunting]

[howling]

[electrical static]

[zaps]

Ultimately..

something like that.

[sighs]

[machines beeping]

[grunts]

[gate creaking]

Johnny! What's happening?

If we're gonna die, Mary Beth

I wanna do it one last time.

In here?

Well, it's never gonna be perfect.

What could we possibly do?

Oh, I'm sure we can rub something together

to get a fire started.

[moaning]

Is this good for you?

Have we started yet?

(Ginger) 'Johnny?'

We could do a lot more over here.

[instrumental music]

Johnny, where you're going

Johnny, you can't do this.

Why not, Mary Beth? This is my dream.

- This is my dream too. - No, it's my dream.

Like I said, it-it's also my dream too.

(Henry) 'What's going on here?'

It seems that all three have had exactly the same dream.

(Katherine) A symbiotic, yet unified experience generating

from a common central and integrated source.

(Clayton) 'That would indicate that the organism'

'has taken root in all three.'

This could be a key in unlocking it's growth pattern.

What happened when Garrett came to Ginger's trailer?

It was self defense.

He tried to kill Johnny.

He, h-he was acting like a mad man.

Yes, yes. That would fit the pattern.

H-he, uh... tried to choke me.

So we speared him.

- Speared him? - They were hanging in my wall.

It's rather inventive.

And he died?

They speared him.

Okay, so he died.

- Then what? - 'Like what?'

Did he touch any of your food?

Touch your food? Our food?

Um, food?

What happened to Lieutenant Colonel Garrett's body?

It was disposed of.

How?

In three courses.

Courses?

Alright. Okay, you really wanna know what happened?

We ate him.

Yeah, he became dinner.

[laughing]

What was he? Chopped liver?

[laughing]

Well, not exactly chopped liver, more like uh, pate spread.

And a casserole.

Oh, my God!

You're serious?

[scoffs] Of course, we're serious.

Why else would we be here?

They ingested the organism by devouring the host body.

How do we code this for the computer?

You're despicable and disgusting perverts.

You should all die a slow and horrible death.

Uh, she'll be okay in a minute.

Her brother was eaten bycannibals.

How do we know, that the end is near?

Are there any signs?

What, well, there'll be a facial tick.

'And, and then a shivering.'

- 'As if you're cold.' - Oh.

This is usually followed by a brief burst of strength..

[grunting]

which for some reason is accompanied by a..

a passing moment of unusual behavior.

No, I'm Spartacus.

[gasps]

Let's see, a spurt of sexual desire should be next.

[moaning]

Oh, Johnny.

Oh, Johnny.

[intense music]

Beam me up, Scotty.

[electrical static]

[zaps]

Johnny.

(Henry) 'That last outburst was unexpected.'

This is something different.

The organism maybe mutating to a new life form.

[gasping]

They got, Johnny.

[sobbing]

They got, Johnny.

(Clayton) We're very sorry about your friend.

But the good news is, the organisms seems

to have neutralized itself in your systems.

Then we're free to go?

The bad news is you know too much.

We are going to re-introduce the organism

into your system so we can study it.

We've taken the liberty of adding Johnny

to a protein powder shake.

[intense music]

[slurping]

Ah.

[laughing]

Johnny, on the spot.

Those poor babes..

talk about taking a bouter.

And by the way, in case you're wondering

I ate Spartacus.

[evil laugh]

[dramatic music]

(Mary Beth) 'Before all this happened I had just gotten the letter'

'from my old roommate wondering what I'd been up to.'

'How do you tell somebody that you've turned to cannibalism?'

'Ate an astronaut who had been infected by some space bug.'

'Got hauled off to some space lab'

where you just ingested your fiancé

who had been reduced to powder?

I used to fantasize about eating Johnny.

How I'd start with his toes and slowly work my way up?

Oh, not me, I'd start with his ears.

Those lobes always look so tempting.

Ironic, we'd end up having him in powderized form

mixed into a protein shake.

Oh, how long is it been since we ate?

Why? What do you wanna do? Go for a swim?

Will you stop picking on me? We're in this together.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

What do you mean, we both drank

Johnny's remains in those shakes.

Argh! I still taste him when I burp.

He gave me terrible indigestion.

What I mean is, all three of us ate the astronaut, right?

But Johnny was the only one who exploded.

You think it's gonna be me don't you?

Always the victim, right?

What makes you think, you've led such a charmed life?

Well, let me tell you something, Ginger.

If not anything else, I'm a survivor.

You don't know half of what I've been through in my life.

You know, what it's like being pinned against

a department store cosmetics counter

during a half-price sale?

[growling]

What was that?

Oh, it's my stomach.

It has been making funny noises..

since I drank that shake.

(Johnny) Mary Beth?

Mary Beth?

Johnny, where are you?

In here.

Oh, my God!

No!

I'm sorry, Mary Beth.

(Mary Beth) I knew, you always loved her more than you loved me.

No, it-it wasn't my idea. I swear.

I wound up inside of you, purely by chance.

Oh, sure!

Johnny, what is gonna happen to her?

Same thing that happened to me.

[sighs]

Beam me up, Scotty.

(Mary Beth dreaming) They got Johnny.

They got Johnny.

Johnny, no!

Mary Beth, are you alright?

No.

No, I'm not alright.

I'm going to die.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!

Nobody's ever happy.

So what if her fiance was turned into powder?

So what if she had to eat him? I-I could have made her..

powder her nose with him or..

[sniffs] Or snort him.

A high colonic enema would have been fun.

[chuckles] I may be cruel, but I'm fair.

But this is all about to change.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

[intense music]

You're infatuated with her, aren't you?

In strictly biological terms, darling.

Uh-huh, I saw the way you were looking at her.

If she weren't contaminated, you'd be all over her.

(Clayton) 'Katherine, she is a cannibal.'

Yes and you would like nothing more than for her

to sink those teeth into you, hmm?

You've been underground too long.

I hope I'm not interrupting you, doctors.

Uh, no, not at all. What is it, Henry?

I wanna go on record expressing both my opposition to

and my indignation with your methods.

Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Henry.

This isn't science or medicine.

It's madness.

Our orders are to isolate an alien organism and prevent

it's release into the atmosphere at all costs.

You've got your blue crystals, doctor.

They show no symptoms of being consumed by the organism.

There was no need to re-expose them.

You've taken two innocent women...

Innocent? They ate one of our astronauts.

In self-defense. He tried to kill them.

Enough already. What's done is done.

As head of this project

I'm willing to accept all responsibility for my actions.

Now, if you don't mind..

we have work to do.

[automated message] 'Chemical structural analysis of organism begins'

'at 07:00 hours.'

'All departments will be working.'

[instrumental music]

They both maintain the exact same level of exposure.

It's as though the second ingestion

had no impact what so ever.

No discernible impact.

You think, it may have already mutated

to a non-infectious state?

No, but we have to find the one element that both

have in common that keeps the organism from growing.

[chuckles]

He likes you.

Do I detect a note of jealousy in your voice?

Oh, don't flatter yourself

Last thing on my mind is sex.

What's really weird..

is that I feel the same as you do.

My sex drive is nil.

Then, why are we even talking about sex?

- You brought it up. - I brought it up?

I've been celibate six months.

I barely remember sex.

[door buzzes]

Any luck?

No, we have some interesting early indications concerning

hormones, specifically sexual hormones

as possible growth accelerators.

Well, that would fit with the brief burst

of intense sexual desire, just prior to powderization.

I want to run a battery of test.

Break down the components of every chemical reaction

occurring in their bodies.

I could prep them now.

You just can't stay away from her, can you?

She's just a specimen, nothing more.

Specimen that you keep groping.

- Grope? - Copping a cheap feel.

- I was wearing my gloves. - Uh-huh.

Doesn't anybody care that they could be reduced to powder

if we don't find an antidote?

[door buzzes]

[automated message] 'Processing on bio culture complete.'

'Results awaiting distribution on level three.'

[machines beeping]

[instrumental music]

[moaning]

I want you.

[moaning]

Mary Beth, what's wrong?

[shivering]

Don't cry for me, Argentina.

♪ Aa-aa-aa ♪♪

[electrical static]

[zaps]

Mary Beth? Mary Beth?

[intense music]

[machines beeping]

[sighs]

[instrumental music]

Don't you two have work to do?

We need the VSE table prepped and ready in five minutes.

I've decided I'm leaving the project.

You decided what?

What you are doing here is ethically

and morally wrong and I won't be part of it.

I'm afraid, you don't understand, Dr. Picard.

Once you're involved with the top secret

Hazmat Project, you are there.

You don't simply resign, you must stay

with the project until it's completion.

We are literally locked in this lab, Dr. Picard.

[scoffs] That's ridiculous.

There has to be a way out of here.

(Oliver on speaker) 'Ready in here, Dr. Van Der Straten.'

On my way.

We'll continue this discussion later.

You bet we will.

[automated message] 'Biofeeding schedule is now on office at red-blue block.'

[beeping]

[door buzzes]

Right this way.

Over on the table.

What are you gonna do to me?

We think you hold the key to stopping this disease.

You may find your picture in all the history books, my dear.

Oh, super. Will it be a picture of me or a pile of blue powder?

Well, so far, it looks as though it'll be a picture of you.

You've ingested the organism twice

and yet somehow it has remained dormant in your system.

Somehow, I don't think that means that I'm free to go.

Well, I'm afraid not.

What it does mean is that we have to find out

what it is that's different about you

than everyone else who's ingested the organism.

Mmm-hmm. What does that entail?

Well, first, I'll have to give you a thorough examination.

Please remove your jumpsuit.

I don't think so.

Ma'am, I'm a doctor.

I see the nude body, all the time.

It's strictly clinical to me.

So, I'm a cannibal. I eat nude bodies all the time.

It is strictly dinner to me.

But I'm not gonna take off my clothes any faster than

you're gonna let me make a meal out of you.

If you prefer, we could proceed with you unconscious.

[dramatic music]

[sighs]

Well?

We, uh.. Oh, my God!

We start at the top and..

and we..

work our way down.

Open wide.

Is there a reason, the men are performing

this examination rather than the two of us?

Why? Don't you trust Oliver?

I trust Clayton.

Alright, we got the throat, nose, ear and tear cultures.

Let's move on.

If you will please remove your brassiere?

Dr. Van Der Straten, I think you need to get

in the airlock right away to change

your suit. It may be defective.

(Clayton) No, I don't think that will be necessary, I can always clear...

(Katherine) 'If you don't get into the airlock right now there will be'

a molecular re-arrangement of your frontal mandible.

[automated message] 'All clean suits must be recycled for..'

half-life readings.

[door buzzes]

Katherine, you know, I have to check every gland

in her body in case she's secreting a chemical

that fights the organism.

You know, you didn't have to enjoy it so much.

- I didn't enjoy that. - Huh, yeah!

The only woman I enjoy in that way..

is you.

[moaning softly]

(Katherine) 'Oh, I want you now.'

'Oh, I wanna feel your naked body against mine.'

'Oh, and for once..'

I want you to take off those gloves.

We can't, we can't do this.

We have a deadly organism to fight.

We have to get, control our own desires.

Yes, okay, of course.

You're right.

So, what are we gonna do now?

(Clayton) 'I believe Dr. Picard'

'has outlived his usefulness.'

Are you suggesting that Dr. Picard become

a host for the organism?

He would make a noble sacrifice for science.

[dramatic music]

Ginger? Ginger?

Shh!

I'm taking you to a place where you can

get some humanitarian help.

Is this some kind of a joke? You are one of them.

Not for much longer. Come on.

So how do you plan on pulling off this great escape?

Aren't we locked in here?

These ducts are big enough to hold a person.

Where's your suit?

It's not gonna fit in the duct.

It's alright. I'll-I'll take my chances.

Ladies first.

[music continues]

(Ginger) 'Okay, which way?'

(Henry) 'I don't know, your guess is good as mine.'

(Ginger) 'Right?'

(Henry) 'How about left? Straight left.'

(Ginger) 'No, I think right. Let's go right.'

(Henry) 'Okay, right, right, okay.'

'Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I can see some light.'

'Some light down there.'

'I think I see a grid.'

- 'Oh, God.' - 'Come this way .'

'Finally. See, I told you it was right.'

(Ginger) 'You said left.'

[music continues]

[grunts]

Oh!

- Damn it! - Oh!

(Henry) 'Oliver?'

(Oliver) 'Yeah.'

(Henry) Don't we risk contamination through those air ducts?

Um... no, they don't go anywhere.

'They're designed to prevent any living thing'

from coming in or, uh... going out.

[music continues]

To the imminent completion of our project.

- Mm-hmm. - Here, here.

Let's hope it's soon.

[machines beeping]

You really went through with it, didn't you?

You put the organism in my drink.

I'm sorry, Dr. Picard, but we needed another subject.

Well, look at it this way, you may survive like the woman has.

Or turn into a pile of blue dust.

That's a possibility.

But look at it this way.

You will have died for your country.

I've got to get outta here

[grunting]

[clicking heels]

"There's no place like home."

"There's no place like home."

"There's no place like home."

(Clayton) 'I'm afraid the organism has progressed much more'

rapidly in this host subject.

[grunting]

Captain, the dilithium crystals are running out.

[grunting]

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?

You just put your lips together and... blow.

This part of the organism's progression

usually doesn't last this long.

[gasping]

They're ba-a-ack.

He should be powder by now.

[Henry grunting]

Live from New York, it's, ah..

Saturday night.

[dramatic music]

[music continues]

Ah, everything your body needs.

But never wanted to eat.

What I wouldn't give right now for a nice juicy steak.

We'll all be dinning on real food in just a matter of days.

I wish I could share your optimism.

It isn't optimism, it's certainty.

'It's only a matter of time before the computer'

'has our answer.'

And if it doesn't?

[chuckles] I have an unshakable faith in technology.

Nice legs too.

Where you going?

To conduct another interview.

Maybe the last chance I get.

[dramatic music]

[automated message] 'Computer access closes in five minutes.'

'All requests must process through level two.'

I'm taking you out of here.

What?

What about them?

(Henry) 'I exposed them to the organism.'

Then why don't we just wait till they explode?

There's no telling, if it'll ever kill them.

Thank God, it hasn't killed you yet.

I still say, we'll never make it past them.

Come with me. Wait.

[automated message] 'Level four lock down test commences in ten minutes.'

Now is our chance.

[dramatic music]

(Oliver) 'What are you doing?'

She's contaminated.

Get Dr. Van Der Straten.

[grunting]

Damn the torpedoes. Full speed ahead!

[electrical static]

[zaps]

[music continues]

[automated message] 'There will be no movie in the rest area this time around.'

Made it, ma!

[chuckles] Top of the world.

[electrical static]

[zaps]

[music continues]

Good grief!

You exposed 'em to the organism.

'Haven't you?'

No!

[gasping]

I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Demille.

[electrical static]

[zaps]

[gasps] Katherine! My love.

No, don't leave me like this.

No. Not me, not me, not me..

[grunts]

Major Feuer

I can walk.

[electrical static]

[zaps]

[sighs]

- You saved our lives. - It worked.

I don't know, how to thank you.

[chuckles] I-it was nothing.

[automated message] 'Dr. Van Der Straten, this is computer central.'

'We have you results.'

'Your female subject has only one distinction'

'from the other victims.'

'She's been celibate for several months'

'and therefore has a very low level'

'of sexual hormones in her system.'

'Our assumption is that, if her sexual arousal level increases'

'for example, from a sudden burst of passion'

'the organism could kill her.'

Uh-oh.

[instrumental music]

[grunts]

I'll eat you, my pretty and your little dog too.

[electrical static]

[zaps]

(man on speaker) 'Dr. Van Der Straten.'

'Did you receive my message?'

'Dr. Rostinskya, please acknowledge.'

'Is there anybody there?'

'Hello?'

'Hello?'

Tonight's all in one plate special

Mary Beth

delicately seasoned with Ginger

and Oliver oil.

[laughing]

We're at Freddy's

where they only meet to eat each other.

[growling]

Mm-hmm.

Hurry, it's going fast.

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