Original subtitles

No, no, no. Don't touch that dial.

Here's what's on my mind tonight.

- (male narrator) Johnny and his pals - hired a guide

To take them hunting.

So where is this dweeb?

Come on. We're a little early, he'll be here.

Now they all want a shot at a different kind of game.

If you're gonna sleep with me, you better get going.

I believe, we've died and gone to Playboy heaven.

But have the hunters, become the hunted?

Tony Dow. Sandahl Bergman.

Don't try to run, Johnny.

"Freddy's Nightmares."

[theme music]

[indistinct chatter]

You're in Springwood now, and you're all mine.

[screams]

[laughs]

[music continues]

[breathes heavily]

[engine whirring]

[gunfire]

(Jake) 'Are you okay?'

Don't point that thing at me.

Sorry, I-I don't know, how to handle these things.

Having another Vietnam flashback.

You know, they got veteran programs to deal with that...

Jake, I was never in Nam.

(Jake) 'How long you've been having these fantasies?'

I don't know, a couple of weeks.

You know, they say that, you substitute a fantasy

if reality is too horrible.

Yeah, well, that'll be my first marriage.

[laughing]

Or maybe it's this trip, I didn't feel like making it.

Yeah, well, this is all Todd's big idea.

I mean, what do we listen to him for?

'Cause he's Todd.

There's nothing out there.

No one.

So, where is this dweeb?

Come on, we're a little early. He'll be here.

I'm sure the guide knows, where he's going.

What if we are on the wrong trail or something?

I know how to read a map.

This is the trail and we're on it.

So, where the hell is Timberlin Point?

(Ginger) 'You're standing on it.'

If you're gonna sleep with me, you better get going.

Hey... I believe, we've died and gone to the Playboy heaven.

Wish the wife were here to see this. She'd kill him.

♪ A hunting we will go ♪

♪ A hunting we will go ♪♪

Johnny, Jake, Todd.

I can kill 'em all and still stay under my limit.

Good thing too.

I wouldn't wanna loose my hunting license.

We'll set up camp here.

Looks good to me.

I'll make the arrangements

We'll all sleep together, right?

There's only one tent.

(Jake) Hey, uh..

How did you get the name "Tracker" anyway?

My brother was a green beret at Fort Bragg.

I used to track down his enemy units

during war game maneuvers.

It's easy to find men.

Oh, yeah? And then what?

And then, most can't handle it.

[laughing]

- I'll help.. - Did you tie that knot?

Guys, the tent's not a three man job.

Todd, why don't you and Jake go dig a pit for a fire?

I'd rather work with you on the tent.

I know, why don't you dig a pit and light your fire over there?

That way the forest won't burn down.

(Jake) 'Come on, old man. You were, uh, cub scout, weren't you?

- Boy scout. - 'Ooh, boy scout.'

- Sorry about Todd. - 'Oh, it's alright.'

'I'm used to it.'

[instrumental music]

- What's the matter? - The stakes.

- Tent stakes? - 'Put them away.'

Okay.

'What's wrong anyway?'

I'm sorry.

I had a husband and he was killed in an accident.

'A wooden stake, went right through his heart.'

Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

Hey, looks like Johnny's making time, huh?

[groans]

Take a look at that.

Oh, what am I gonna do, huh?

Looks like you're gonna die, kid.

- What? - Yeah.

In about 40 or 50 years.

- Nice gash. - Here's some antiseptic.

(Ginger) 'I don't need it.'

Best thing for a wound is saliva.

Ah!

Why do you think she wanted to sleep in the woods?

After what she did today.

I don't think we'd get too much sleep

if she was in here right now.

Yeah, could you believe that hand action?

Yeah, heh, I'm gonna cut my thigh tomorrow.

No. Well, that's just what she wants.

Yeah. If that's just what she wants she can have it.

Man, you don't get women at all.

You gotta make them beg for it.

Make them think you don't care.

So tomorrow, we hunt.

I'm gonna bring down a big buck.

[laughs] Yeah.

And then later, much later Tracker.

Make 'em wait, guys.

Make 'em wait.

You know, I, uh, I never felt anything like that before.

My wife usually hands me a Band-Aid.

Goodnight, Johnny.

- Huh? - Goodnight.

Yeah, goodnight.

[bats fluttering]

What the hell was that?

Get a grip, will ya? It's just some bats.

Bats.

How'd you sleep?

Alright.

There're always bats up here?

No, just this time of the year.

And this is the time of the year

that you always come up here to guide, huh?

Yeah.

Is something bothering you?

Must be in the mountain air.

'But then I've never seen anybody'

'clean a wound quiet like that.'

Sucking the blood right up.

You know with the stakes and the bats last night

and you slept outside.

One thought led to another and..

Um..

Uh, nothing. Never mind.

- I, uh, I gotta get my plate. - I'll get you some food.

Yeah, thanks.

Bet you'll like my special sauce.

'Eat hearty.'

Uh, no thanks. Uh, I think I'll pass.

Don't you understand?

You have to eat, otherwise you'll never survive out here.

Yeah, I don't care. I'm not eating that stuff.

Boys!

Hey, wait, what're you guys doing?

[coughs]

Jesus, you scared me.

Sorry, I heard footsteps.

- You got good ears. - Like sonar.

Something has been bothering you. What is it?

Uh, it's, it's nothing it's really stupid.

I, uh, I feel better now.

That's good.

Get some rest.

[eerie music]

So I, uh, finally got her up

to my father's mountain cabin, right?

'And we waited till dark'

'And my two buddies climbed up on the roof.'

Right. This is planned.

[laughs] I can't believe we did this.

'We used the garden hose for the rain.'

'And then we used, a metal sheet for the thunder.'

'Well, it worked. She got scared.'

'And then, just as I got her into the sack'

'it actually started to rain.'

Both guys fell off the roof

we had to rush them to the hospital.

'Which is where they repaired my broken nose.'

Because she punched me straight in the face.

[laughs]

You want some oatmeal?

'I made it myself.'

What's your rush?

You're waiting for a candle light dinner?

I need a favor first.

Sure.

Todd, I have super sensitive skin

and I feel my sunblock wearing off

could you put some on for me?

I-I think I can handle that.

All over me.

- 'Strange name.' - It's privately made.

It has 350 times protection from the sun.

I never knew, they went that high.

You find anything strange about Tracker?

Yeah, she-she bothers me.

Yeah, me too.

She is so sexy. It hurts. Huh?

I mean, when I look at her my body actually aches.

My mind kind of fogs up.

Like my oatmeal?

No.

It's time.

You bet it is.

Gotta hit the trail or if you're gonna bag

that big buck tomorrow.

It's painful. It's really painful.

[instrumental music]

Stay!

Do you believe him?

He falls down, the rifle goes off.

And he kills a rabbit.

I suggest, we hit the sack. We got a big tomorrow.

(Todd) 'And a whole night ahead of us.'

'Pick up were we left off?'

Do you have something you could bring with you.

You can't be too careful these days.

Oh, you got it.

Be right back.

What the hell's going on?

Beats me.

She just grabbed his hand and off they went into the woods.

She set me up.

She used me.

They're all the same.

They go out with one guy just to make another guy jealous.

You're telling me that all the women in the world

are going with one guy just to make another guy jealous?

That's exactly what I mean.

[instrumental music]

[indistinct chatter]

Please!

No more.

Stop, you're gonna kill me.

(Jake) 'Please, no more.'

[screaming]

[growling]

[screaming]

Wait, Johnny, it's only me

- What is it? - Jake's gone.

I don't know, where he is. Come on, we gotta find him

What's going on?

Jake's missing.

- Anything? - No!

God, doesn't look like she's any luck either

She probably got naked and bonked him to death

and buried him under some leaves.

It's like he just vanished.

Hey, look, I thought you were supposed to know

every inch of this place.

Easy, Johnny, it's not her fault.

Hey, what did you do with him, huh?

What's the matter with you?

Keep looking.

Is there something you're not telling me?

Hmm?

No. Not really.

Don't be an idiot.

Oh, it's, uh, it's too weird.

What's going on with you guys?

What do you think she does out there all night?

I mean, doesn't that bother you?

Her body bothers me, I mean, going off with Jake bothers me.

But hanging out in the woods is no big deal.

Yeah, well, it's not that simple.

The first day we were here.

Tracker was frightened by these wooden stakes.

And my cross.

Yeah, so?

Yeah, so, those are things that, uh..

Come on, out with it.

Those are things that vampires are afraid of.

Well, it's been great talking to you and keep in touch.

Hey, wait a second, wait a second.

We heard the bats, right?

I mean, vampires crave sex and blood and remember

the way she was licking at Jake's hand?

So, what do you wanna do? Find her coffin?

I know, it sounds crazy.

But Jake is missing.

Okay, you got the wooden stakes, the blood, the cross, some bats.

But aren't you forgetting one thing?

Vampires can't go out in the sunlight.

And she's out all day.

Jesus.

You're right. I mean, I never thought of that.

That's stupid.

Yeah, I mean, s-she couldn't go out

in the sunlight without some sort of protection.

Like a umbrella or, something like that.

Forget it, I'm being a jerk.

[bats fluttering]

[instrumental music]

[growling]

[growling]

[screaming]

[growling]

Don't try to run, Johnny.

Todd?

Todd?

Todd?

[growling]

[wind blowing]

Alright, you blood sucking bitch.

Let's get this over with.

Ah, what a thing to say to the most exciting creature

that ever entered into your drab little life

Yeah!

I'm not gonna kill you, Johnny.

I want you.

I need you.

I need an ally.

I promise, you'll love it.

Every minute.

No ecstasy on Earth could compare to mine.

Your body will shake and quiver in ways you've never imagined.

What kind of an ally did you say, you were looking for?

I'm lonely, Johnny, I need someone.

- You need blood. - Huh!

You watch too much TV.

I need sex more than blood

I thrive at night and sex was made for the night.

Can we do without the fangs?

My bite is lust. For life.

So you're looking for a long term commitment, huh?

Make up your mind.

Love me forever.

- Or die. - Alright.

Alright, let's get this romance started.

Drink, Johnny.

Drink his blood.

What?

It's the beginning of your journey.

There's, uh, no other way?

[growling]

Guess, I'm an old fashioned romantic at heart.

Hang in there, buddy, we'll make it.

[screaming]

[growls]

Johnny, wake up.

You're having the nightmares again.

Nightmare? Oh, thank God, it wasn't real.

Are you alright?

Yeah, just.. Just a little hungry.

Maybe you won't give me any trouble this time.

What's this doing here?

Don't you remember anything?

Johnny, you can't keep retreating

into these nightmares.

You've got to face this.

Oh, yeah!

There was a storm on a business trip and..

There's the storm and you lost control of the plane.

Yes, it hit my windshield.

We're stuck in ravine.

Oh, I know, I shouldn't let Todd talk me into this trip.

(Ginger) 'Now, eat this.'

You need your strength.

Oh, God. Now, I remember.

- No, no, I can't... - Stop fighting this, Johnny.

You've got to face this.

Eat, you'll never survive unless you eat.

Cannibalism in America is a serious problem.

A lot of people are eating human flesh

and they don't know where it's been.

I want you to join my campaign to have

all human meat, government inspected.

Okay?

Hey, don't thank me.

I'm just a public service kinda guy.

[eerie music]

[instrumental music]

[sighs]

You think anybody will understand that

we had to do this?

I don't know.

But it's important that we understand.

It's not like we killed them.

They died in the crash.

Johnny, if there would have been rabbits or-or-or even mice here

you know, we would have eaten them instead.

I mean we exhausted the natural food supply.

There's no way out of this canyon.

My fiancee Mary Beth and I are close friends with their wives.

What can I possibly say to them?

That they were good men..

till the very end.

There will be accusations

when we get out of here.

We're gonna have to stand by each other.

Hey, down there. Are you okay?

Oh!

[groans]

Well, thank God you've come.

I couldn't bear it any longer.

Keep me away from him. He's eaten his friends.

He likes it.

He's gonna kill and eat again. You have to stop him now!

No! No-no! She's lying.

No, it didn't happen that way.

'I didn't want to do this.'

I didn't want to do this.

Yes, hang him. Hang him now!

(woman on radio) 'Hanging is too good for him.'

'He should be ripped apart before he kills again.'

'You must stop him!'

(woman #2 on radio) 'That was Jane Haeger, the wife of one of'

'Butcher Morgan's victims.'

'We'll update Butcher Morgan's escape..'

This is gonna hurt a bit.

'On the local scene, Travers Corporation President'

'John Travers, whose plane crashed somewhere'

'in Springwood Forest is still missing.'

'No sign of wreckage has been found in the vast mountain..'

- Leg's doing fine. - Shh! Shh!

'Leaders of the search party say there is no way'

'Travers or his group consisting of pilot Ginger Tracker Morgan'

'and two of his vice-presidents Todd Lawrence and Jake Hopchick'

'could survive this long without food.'

'Consequently, they are calling off the search.'

Sorry, Johnny.

'All you Gemini's out there'

'diversify, ask questions, satisfy your..'

(Freddy) Poor Johnny.

Poor Tracker.

Now that they picked Todd and Jake clean

they got no more food.

Or do they?

I mean, they got each other.

[laughing]

[moaning]

I never ever had sex like this before in my life.

Me neither.

It's like laughing in the face of death.

We also need body warmth to survive.

This sure generates heat.

Think we better stop doing it though.

Stop. Why?

Save our strength.

For what?

Search party has been called off.

We're doomed.

So let's die doing it.

The official search party has been called off.

The search is still going on.

What are you talking about?

You don't know my fiancee.

Mary Beth will never quit.

(Ben) 'Come on.'

[screams]

Hey!

Wait up. I've fallen again.

You work for me.

You're walking that fast on purpose.

You like it that I keep falling down.

I live for it, ma'am.

It gives me great pleasure that we're making about

a quarter of a mile an hour.

I don't understand why you didn't wait back

at the ranger station?

You're just slowing me down.

I am paying you good money not to let you

let me out of your sight.

You, city folk, have a lot of problem with trust?

You watch how you talk to me, pal.

My fiance eats guys like you for breakfast.

'And when we get back, I'm gonna... '

Ma'am, I've been trying to tell you..

I'm afraid Mr. Travers is not alive after all this time

'not without backwoods skills.'

'They all perished in the plane crash.'

I love Johnny and if there's a slightest chance

'that he is alive, I'm gonna find him.'

That's admirable.

And all his insurance is in my name.

And I'm not gonna wait seven years for them to declare

him legally dead before I can get my money.

I'll throw his body in the claims adjusters face

if I have to.

You're a very compassionate woman, ma'am.

As a matter of fact, I am.

Now, let's get going.

Yes, ma'am.

And slow down.

Because if I hurt my foot one more time

you're gonna have to carry me.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[chuckles]

[sighs] You know it's funny, how life can change.

[chuckles] Mine had become so plastic

Then bam, all of a sudden

all I care about is sex and flesh.

[chuckles]

Maybe it's better that I do die.

I don't think I could go back anyway.

You're really convinced your fiancee

is gonna find us, aren't you?

Oh, yeah.

[sighs] Once she sees that we've been down here alone

she's gonna accuse us of having an affair.

Wearehaving an affai

Well, it doesn't make any difference

whether we are or whether we aren't

she'd accuse us anyway.

You don't sound like you love her.

Well, I do love her.

[sighs] She-she's perfect for my lifestyles.

For what was my lifestyle.

[sighs] That was before I met a woman like you.

Hey, down there!

Are you people okay!

Uh, yeah, yeah! Yeah, we are fine.

Hey... hey could you get us outta here?

(Mary) 'Carson!'

'Where the hell are you now?'

'How dare you get away from me with the money I'm paying you?'

'I could be attacked by a rabid chipmunk'

or a [indistinct] woodsman.

I saw "Deliverance," you know.

They'd steer clear of you, ma'am.

Mary Beth?

Or I could fall down and..

Aah!

Johnny! Johnny!

You're alive. I-I was so worried.

I knew you would be, Mary Beth.

Do you think you could get us out of here?

Of course. Of course.

Carson! Get them out of there.

Johnny, who's that woman?

What's this stuff?

Some things I needed.

I checked this myself right before we left.

What happened to our gear?

There wasn't enough room for my essentials

so I removed some of it.

[sighs]

Our lives depend on this!

[gasps]

Well, where I come from, my life depends on this!

Look, there's a rope. Now, pull them out.

There's no way we can pull you up with the equipment we have.

'The best bet's to go back and get some help.'

I understand!

Believe me.

Okay, what's the deal?

You want more money?

Ma'am, that's a dead-end canyon!

We fall down there and non of us are gonna get out!

You are going to be sorry, buster.

When we get back, I'm gonna report you to better scouts

bureau or something. And you're gonna lose your license.

I'll be back as soon as I can, sir.

You come back here!

Johnny, stop him!

Don't worry, Johnny. I'll get ya out.

And that woman too.

[instrumental music]

Where did you say you met her?

Now, Mary Beth, don't try it.

It.. No, wait for help. Will ya?

Don't worry.

I've hosted plenty of camp-fire girls meals in my backyard.

[screams]

[gasps]

[groans]

Oh, my back.

My back.

Carson, I'm gonna sue you!

[dramatic music]

Aah!

[screams]

How could you, how could you, how could you?

Mary Beth, will you calm down?

(Mary) 'All this time I've been engaged to a monster.'

Try and understand.

It was either that or die.

Dying's better.

Is that what you would've wanted?

I haven't been able to sleep

since you were reported missing.

I-I've been taking diet pills to stay awake during the day.

You notice I lost a little

You do look good.

[chuckles]

I was thinking if you were dead..

I wouldn't want to go on living?

Till there's a sale.

[sniffling]

(man on radio) 'Come in, Sergeant Decker.'

'We have information that Butcher Morgan'

'is due south of your present position.'

'Seek precaution.'

Okay, we'll head to Rockridge. Over.

Butcher Morgan is definitely been sighted

in Springwood forest, so let's get him.

Before he murders one of our people.

I thought you said she had trouble sleeping.

She, uh, takes a nap every afternoon at 4 o'clock

for her... complexion.

[sighs]

I don't get the two of you.

[sighs] Nothing stops Mary Beth.

She goes right after what she wants.

[chuckles] You know she had an affair

with Todd before she found out I was a corporate president.

But then how many of us know exactly what we want

and have the guts to go after it?

But that was all before you.

[moaning]

[sighs]

I'm sorry.

I'm little confused right now.

Probably something you ate

[sighs] I'm just making a point.

I mean how could you not be confused.

You barely survive a plane crash

and you've been eating your two vice presidents.

Sheds a whole new light on office politics, hmm?

Hey.

What about us?

What about her?

What're you two doing?

Uh, uh, nothing.

[chuckles]

Nothing... like when we were at the Anderson party?

Mary Beth, that was a long time ago.

Do what you will.

But I've had my share too.

Remember when I was with Todd.

You'll never let me forget it.

Boy, did he have meat on him.

Built like a bull.

He had a-a..

[screaming] Todd! Todd!

Nice clothes.

I could use 'em.

So can I. So you're out of luck.

Okay, okay. Take it easy.

You can have 'em.

Too late, man.

I don't give second chances.

[gunshot]

Hey, Johnny, where are we going?

Remember when I used to sneak away from the office?

Oh, and you'd take me for a nice romantic lunch.

- Yeah. - Hmm!

I don't see why this should be any different.

Oh!

Oh, Johnny.

Oh, Johnny.

[giggling]

Now, why don't you lie down?

Oh, Johnny, you devil.

Oh, Johnny. Oh, how kinky.

Oh, take me. Take me.

Oh!

What is she doing here?

I am here to serve you.

Huh.

Johnny, breast or thigh.

Johnny, please!

Survival. I'm sorry, Mary Beth.

I had to make a decision.

Besides, she's not fat.

Huh!

Mary Beth. Mary Beth, are you okay?

- I'm not fat. - What was that for?

As if you didn't know.

- Don't get crazy on me. - Me, crazy?

I haven't resorted to eating people.

No, no! You get that away from me.

Mary Beth, you have to eat or you're gonna die.

It's as simple as that.

I'd rather die.

Do you eat rabbit?

Well, yes. I've had rabbit.

Chez Poulet prepares Lapin do cuisine.

'It's very elegant.'

Well, Tracker doesn't feature same sauces, but, uh..

I'm not a sissy. I can handle rabbit.

'Johnny, sometimes I think you don't like me anymore.'

'I'm not a bad person.'

(Johnny) 'I know that.'

I don't wear hiking boots, but I'm still a woman.

I'm sorry, Mary Beth.

[dramatic music]

How is it?

It's a little rough, but it's not bad.

'Is this like a rabbit?'

No. Arm of Todd.

Mary Beth, it's all in your head.

You thought it was okay.

I'm afraid this is our last meal.

- The bodies are rotting. - 'You're sure?'

'Hmm-mm.'

'We're out of food.'

(woman #3 on radio) 'Backwoods guide, Ben Carson was found shot to death'

'in Springwood Forest today.'

'It was clearly the work of Morgan'

Now, we're stuck here forever.

Without food.

And only each other.

[crickets chirping]

Oh!

- I can't stand not having you. - Johnny.

Oh. Oh!

The thought of being with Mary Beth sickens me.

Yeah..

And when I'm with you, I feel like a man.

I feel alive.

- I'm yours forever. - Oh, Johnny.

(Mary) 'Johnny!'

'Johnny, are you with that woman?'

Uh, well, um..

Will you excuse me for a minute?

Uh... I'll just, uh, get rid of her.

I'll-I'll be right back.

(Mary) 'Johnny, didn't you go to the grocery store?'

Johnny... I can't let you shop anymore.

'You just don't know what good meat is.'

I know this has changed everything.

'Do you love her?'

Mary Beth, she saved my life.

But what about when it's over?

Do you think you could take her to Chez Poulet

with the way she tears at her food?

[scoffs] Only you would think of that.

'Listen, I'm afraid we're never gonna be in a restaurant again.'

What are you two talking about?

- Not about you, missy. - Okay.

Why don't we just lay our cards right out on the table?

We don't play the same game.

Mine's bridge, not strip poker.

Now, come on. What are you two talking about?

We were doing just fine until you showed up.

[scoffs] Something's gotta give.

Face it, Mary Beth, I am Johnny's only hope

of getting outta here.

With me gone, the two of you are gonna die anyway.

Johnny and I spent the last few years

of our lives together.

We should finish them together.

Do you have the nerve to let Johnny decide?

- Decide what? - I do.

- Fine. - Johnny, decide.

Her... or me?

Oh, uh..

I mean, do I have to decide that?

Y-you know, we could all have fun together.

We could take turns.

Not sex, you animal.

Between her or me. Who gets eaten?

Eaten? Is that what we were talking about?

Well, nobody's gonna get eaten.

I-I mean, we only ate these guys because they were already dead.

That's one thing, but to kill somebody for food

that's an entirely different story.

And we're not gonna do that. Do you understand?

(both) But we have to have something to eat.

Oh! Oh, whoa.

[grunts]

Damn.

I didn't see that coming.

Who are you?

Thank God you found us. I was all out of clean clothes.

You folks are lucky we were out looking for Butcher Morgan.

Dog's on the scent.

Have you seen anyone come through here?

(all) No.

Well, he's gotta be around here somewhere.

[burps]

Oh.

Craziest thing I've ever seen.

Alright.

Anyway you men and, uh, dogs, keep hunting.

I'm gonna take these folks back to my truck

and then to a hospital.

- Great. - Follow me, folks.

Okay.

[dramatic music]

You folks must be starving.

Well, I got plenty of food in the jeep.

Beef, soups, cheese.

So tell me, what would you like to eat?

Thigh.

Arm.

Rump.

Hi.

Here to show you the latest from Freddy's Farms.

Yee-haw!

Yes siree. Just pop it in the oven.

And in three minutes, mmm, he's ready.

Ha ha!

Bet you can't eat just one.

[theme music]

[music continues]