Original subtitles

No, no, no, don't touch that dial.

Here's what's on my mind tonight.

(male narrator) Greta's a busy lady.

She's got one hubby on ice.

Another one in the cellar.

And a lover with a murderous plan.

Next time you see me..

you're gonna be an unmarried woman.

(male narrator) Will Greta ever find happiness

in small town Springwood?

That Greta, she's some kinda dame.

Mary Crosby stars..

on the next "Freddy's Nightmares."

[theme music]

You're in Springwood now

and you're all mine.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[instrumental music]

This is the happiest day of my life.

Oh, Eugene.

Take me.

Now.

[music continues]

What are you doing in my bed?

'I told you never to come into my room.'

When I say never, I mean never.

I'm sorry, Greta.

'Get out of here.'

I-I just wanted to say goodnight.

[sighs] Goodnight.

Now get lost.

Why do you keep treatin' me like manure?

Because you smell like manure.

Look at you, you make me sick.

'You never wash, you're teeth are rotting.'

But most of all..

I don't trust you.

You blackmailed me into marrying you.

What's to stop you from killing me and inheriting all the money

I won in the lottery?

I didn't marry you for your money.

I love you, Greta.

Ever since I first set eyes on you

sneakin' across that graveyard that night

you killed your first husband.

Hank was my second husband.

I don't care how many they've been.

Just as long as I'm the last.

I wanna be the father of your children.

Get away from me.

God, what a disgusting thought.

You make me sick.

Get out here. Now!

Tsch!

That Greta is one cold dish.

A real man hater, but don't worry guys.

I got a way to turn up her body heat.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

Why don't you open a window in here once in a while?

This place could use some fresh air.

What do you want for dinner?

You gonna cook?

You sure as hell can't.

I'm sure whatever you fix

will be delicious.

You know, if it weren't for him

we could get some servants around here.

And live like rich people are supposed to live.

I told you.

I'll bury him as soon as we consummate our marriage.

'Once that happens there's no need to keep him around.'

'You'll be my wife.'

Forever..

and ever.

Don't get your hopes up, Eugene.

I'd rather be staked to an anthill

than sleep with you.

[doorbell dings]

You expecting company?

[thunder rumbling]

Uh.. Hi, Wes Roscoe.

I get it. My brother Hank didn't tell you about me, huh?

[laughing]

Uh, may I come in? It's a little chilly out here.

[thunder rumbling]

Oh, uh-uh, yes, of course.

- Please. - Oh, thank you, thank you.

- Sorry. - Ooh.

Eugene.

So w-what brings you to Springwood, Wes?

A birthday, tomorrow Hank and I'll be 30 years old

and we've celebrated each and every one of those years

and thanks to a little bonus I got at work, this year

is gonna be no exception.

You called?

Hang this up.

(Wes) 'So who was that? Your gardener?'

Well, no, uh..

Actually that was..

my husband.

Greta, did I miss something here?

Aren't you married to my brother?

I was.

Maybe you better sit down, Wes.

Alright.

See, uh... I'd been married to Hank about a month

before he started to feel like

maybe he didn't wanna be tied down.

You know, he was never the marrying kind.

That's why I was so surprised to hear about you two.

Well, it, it wasn't a marriage made in heaven but..

I loved Hank and..

and when he walked out on me I..

I was devastated.

He left you?

Gone.

Poof.

I never heard from him again.

Well, eventually I had the marriage annulled and..

and then I married..

Eugene.

So what you're telling me is you have no idea

where he is or what happened to him?

I did it.

Hm?

Would you want me to do anything else?

Uh, that's all.

You can go go back to your room now, Eugene.

Eugene.

You look awful familiar to me.

I do?

This is my former brother-in-law

I guess you'd say.

[sighs]

Uh, Wes Roscoe. Hi.

Eugene Moss.

Well, uh... nice to meet you, Eugene.

It's Eugene.

Sorry about that, Eugene.

Well, I should, uh, probably be on my way.

It won't be the first time that I've had to track Hank down.

Well, I hate to, uh, trouble you again, uh, Eugene

but I'm afraid I'll need my raincoat.

I just can't get over how much you look like him.

I mean, the same hair, the same eyes, the same..

mouth.

Uh, same everything.

Physically we're identical

You don't say.

[instrumental music]

I don't suppose you happen to know

the name of a good hotel here in Springwood?

I imagine I really should do some

checking around in the morning.

Oh, don't be silly. There's no need to stay in a hotel.

We have plenty of rooms here.

[sighs] Impose on you, I couldn't.

You wouldn't be imposing at all.

Eugene, Wes has decided to spend the night.

Please make sure that the towels in the guest room are clean.

[instrumental music]

I just wanted to thank you for a..

wonderful dinner.

It was my pleasure.

Wes, would you be a dear and help me with my dress?

Your dress?

The zipper's stuck.

And, uh... what would you like me to do?

Unzip it.

What about your husband?

Wouldn't he get the wrong idea?

Eugene won't come in.

I don't allow him in my bedroom.

Oh.

I know that it's none of my, uh, business.

But if you don't allow him in your bedroom

why did you marry him?

Well, at the time I was vulnerable.

Eugene knew it and, uh..

took advantage of me.

Oh, Wes, it's, it's-it's like a nightmare

living in this house with that little gnome.

Just thinking about him makes my skin crawl.

Why don't you just..

get a divorce?

I couldn't, I, I'd have to give him half my money.

Half what money?

[instrumental music]

The twenty million that I won in the lottery.

You won... 20 million dollars?

Oh, Wes... I feel so helpless and trapped.

Hold me, Wes.

Hold me like Hank did.

Oh, Wes.

You feel so strong and... hard.

'Kiss me, Wes.'

[music continues]

I-I can't do this.

Please, Wes.

It's been so long since I've..

been touched by a real man, I've..

I've forgotten what it felt like.

Oh, you poor, poor little thing.

[music continues]

I want you forever.

But, Greta..

you're married. I mean, there-there's no way..

You know..

There's one way.

The only way.

What way is that?

Well... between the two of us we could..

we could figure out a way to make it look like an accident.

Oh.

Greta, I'm not a murderer.

[scoffs]

Neither am I.

It's just that I..

I-I'm so desperate.

I'm ready to do anything.

[sighs]

Yeah, but..

killing, I mean, that's not the answer.

They-they-they hang you for that.

I know.

I'm sorry, Wes, I..

I-I shouldn't have involved you in my problems.

You deserve better than me.

You know, maybe, um..

maybe I just, I better go to the guest room, um..

I don't feel right.

Not yet.

Not until you make love to me again.

I can't wait to see the look on Greta's face.

Boy, she ever gonna be surprised when she sees me.

[dramatic music]

What are you doing with my wife?

Eugene.

'Eugene, no.'

No, no!

- No. - Uh.

What? Did-did-did you have a bad dream?

[panting]

You were right.

About what?

About Eugene.

We gotta kill him.

(Greta) 'What is this stuff?'

Curare.

It paralyzes the respiratory muscles.

Pygmy's put it on the tips of their arrows.

[Wes chuckles]

Now you sure that Eugene likes champagne?

He drank a half a case of it on our wedding night.

Good.

[instrumental music]

(Wes) 'Ah, Eugene, you're just in time.'

Come help us celebrate, huh?

Wes is moving to Springwood.

Yes, Greta found me the most perfect apartment.

'You really must come by sometime and have a look.'

Eugene, uh... you look different.

Did you get a haircut?

No.

Oh, Eugene, you had your teeth fixed.

I did it so as you wouldn't get sick when you looked at me.

Oh.

If-if you worry about the cost.

I hawked my shotgun so as I could

pay for it with my own money.

Oh, Eugene.

Well, Eugene, all I can say is you look marvelous.

Well, Greta, will you, uh, do the honors?

'I think it's time we partied.'

Eugene, where are you going?

You love this champagne.

I only drink champagne when I got reason to celebrate.

Uh, Eugene..

Let him go.

[Wes sighs]

[crickets chirping]

(Greta) 'Think hard, Wes. We've gotta find someway to kill him.'

You know, maybe we're just being a little too subtle here.

Maybe we should simply knock him out.

Pour a fifth of scotch down his throat

and drive him off a cliff.

Darlin', I know it sounds crude.

But you said Eugene likes to drink, right?

Okay.

We make it look like he had a few too many and.

simply went off the side of the road.

[both laughing]

(Wes) Yo, Eugene.

[dramatic music]

Eugene?

[music continues]

[Wes chuckles]

[music continues]

Looking for me?

She talk you into killin' me?

Or was it your idea?

You.

Ahh!

Try this.

[Wes grunting]

Huh.

I guess, that didn't get the job done.

This should do the trick.

What are you waiting for?

Once you get rid of me..

she's all yours.

[grunting]

Yup, that should do it.

So long, Wes.

[mumbling]

Wes.

'Huh? I'm sorry.'

Sorry, I must have dozed off.

Are you sure you wanna go through with this?

Baby, I'd do anything for you.

Greta..

the next time you see me..

you're gonna be an unmarried woman.

[dramatic music]

[creaking]

Eugene?

[music continues]

Oh.

Hank.

How could this happen?

Oh, my God.

Wes, I-I had no idea.

I never come down here.

It-it must have been Eugene.

He's a monster, Wes.

He'd stop at nothing to have me.

Liar.

I can see it in your eyes.

You killed my brother.

No, Wes, I-I..

I swear, you've got to believe me.

You killed my brother.

Wes, I'm telling you it's not what you're thinking.

- You killed my brother. - No!

Wes! Wes!

[grunting] Wes.

[coughing]

[groaning]

[grunts]

[coughing]

[gasping]

[coughing]

- Eugene. - Are you alright?

I think so.

But... why-why did you do it?

Why did you save me when you could have

inherited 20 million dollars?

You still don't get it, do you?

I love you.

Not your money.

You do?

Really? I..

Well..

no one's ever loved me.

Just for me.

[instrumental music]

[sighs] Oh, Eugene.

That was incredible.

I never thought it was possible

to experience so much pleasure in so many ways.

If only I had known.

I tried to tell you.

I know, I was such a fool.

'But you do forgive me, don't you?'

Till death do us apart.

No!

[chokes]

[instrumental music]

Ahh.

[sighs]

[dramatic music]

Welcome to lifestyles

of the dead and infamous.

I'm your host Frederick Krueger.

And we'll be right back

with more champagne wishes

and cadaver dreams.

Here's to dead friends.

[music continues]

[cricket chirping]

[dramatic music]

I'm sorry, Eugene.

I didn't mean to do this to you.

You're the only man that I ever really loved.

[music continues]

Sorry, I can't give you a decent burial, guys.

But... I just don't see how I could ever explain

how I accidently killed two husbands

and a brother-in-law.

I just don't think it would hold up in court.

Rest in peace, guys.

[Greta screaming]

[groaning]

Uh..

I'll need you to sign the receipt, Mrs. Moss.

Oh, yes, of course, Herman

There's nothing I can do to make you change your mind?

Absolutely not.

As your banking executive, I strongly urge you to reconsider

withdrawing the entire 20 million dollars.

I've made up my mind, Herman.

Then it's all yours.

Thank you, Herman.

I'll send you a postcard from Rio.

If you ever decide to move back to Springwood...

You'll be the first person that I call.

[dramatic music]

That Greta, she's some kinda dame.

She's killed so many guys by now

I'm getting kinda jealous.

But you know..

there's one thing I got she don't have.

My good looks.

[telephone ringing]

Hello.

(Diane) 'Mrs. Moss, this is Diane Tracy'

'at the Springwood travel agency.'

Yes.

'I've got some bad news, Mrs. Moss.'

'The flight you were booked on..'

'...one-way to Rio de Janeiro with a connection'

'through Miami, has been cancelled.'

Don't tell me I'm stuck here in Springwood.

'Just until morning.'

'I've gone ahead and confirmed you'

'on our first flight tomorrow.'

'Would that be alright?'

No, but it doesn't look as though I've got

much choice does it?

'Check-in time is 8:00 a.m.'

'I apologize for the inconvenience.'

'Have a pleasant trip, Mrs. Moss.'

Thanks a lot.

[doorbell dings]

- Who is it? - 'Will you let me in already?'

- Peggy? - Hi, sis.

[both laughing]

You look terrific.

So do you.

I'd almost forgotten what you look like.

It's been such a long time, since I've seen you.

I know. Since mom and dad died.

Well, what are you doing here?

Well, we were just passing through Springwood

and I thought that we should see you.

Who's we?

Uh-oh.

- Sonny. - 'Greta.'

[both laughing]

I knew she'd be surprised.

You'll never guess what happened.

Never in a million years.

Sonny and I got married.

'I hadn't seen him since you guys stopped dating.'

Then two weeks ago, we ran into each other.

And the rest is... history.

History.

It all happened so fast, it feels like a dream.

I guess that's what love feels like.

I think so.

- A dream. - Hmm.

Can I use your bathroom?

Sonny wouldn't stop at a gas station.

Well, that's because, uh, we didn't need gas.

[laughing]

Ah.

It's, uh, just pass the kitchen.

- I'll be right back. - Uh-huh.

[clears throat]

So?

So..

So buttons.

Oh, this is lovely.

Very, very... nice.

You know, I especially like the, uh... the white.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

So what's it like to win the lottery? Hmm?

Must be great?

Somebody up there likes you, Greta.

Let's cut the small talks, Sonny.

What are you doing here? Why did you marry my sister?

Hi, honey.

Where's your new husband?

I'm just dying to meet..

What's his name?

Gene?

Eugene.

'He's on vacation in Brazil.'

I'm joining him tomorrow.

- Tomorrow? - 'I'm sorry, Peggy.'

You should have called and told me you were coming.

I wish we could have had some more time together.

That's okay. We've got to get back.

Sonny's got a trial coming up.

Really?

What are the charges this time?

[laughing]

That's good. That's good.

'Now, you see, I'm an attorney now.'

If you ever, uh, need any legal advice.

'I'm your man.'

You know I just realized that the guest bedroom isn't made up.

I wasn't expecting company.

So, why don't I call the Springwood hotel

it's very close.

Don't be silly.

I came here to be with you, Greta.

'I'm not gonna stay in some crummy ol' hotel.'

We've got our sleeping bags in the Jeep.

We could crash out on the floor.

Or we could sleep outside under the stars.

'Wouldn't that be romantic?'

Romantic.

Well, I'll let you two get settled.

Uh.

Greta, wait!

When you get upstairs

I want you to take off all your clothes

'and get ready for 30 minutes of earthly delight.'

Peggy, what are you talking about?

I took a massage course at the Buddha Center.

Sonny says I'm the best.

[instrumental music]

Hello, Sally, it's Greta Moss.

Listen my flight was cancelled.

I know, I'm so depressed.

'Do you think, that the new owners would mind'

'if I stayed one more night here at the house?'

Great. Yeah, I'm leaving first thing in the morning.

I'll drop the keys off at the escrow company

on my way to the airport.

Thanks, Sally.

[Sonny sighs] Hi.

You sister, uh, asked me to set this up for you.

Then do it... and get out.

Ooh.

[chuckles]

Fireplace.

Yeah, this is nice. You're doing just fine, aren't you?

I like it here.

Thank you.

So how come you're selling the house?

'I mean, I couldn't help but over hear.'

Downstairs you said you were going on vacation.

Now you're selling your house.

What's it to you, Sonny?

Uh, nothing, just, uh..

asking questions.

'No you weren't.'

'I can see right through you'

don't try and fool me.

All you are trying to do is figure out

how to get your hands on my money.

Ouch.

It's a pretty serious accusation, isn't it, Greta?

It's true and you know it.

'But there's one other thing you should know, Sonny.'

You never gonna get your hands on one penny of my money.

Never.

Now, you listen to me.

I never wanted a thing from you.

'Despite what you did to me'

I never wanted a damn thing!

The only reason I'm here is because of your sister!

'And if it was up to me'

I wouldn't lay my eyes on you for the rest of my life!

You got that?

Ugh.

You're welcome.

Sonny. Sonny.

- Sonny. - What?

What's the matter with you? Huh?

You gotta have the blisters on your lips again?

No, Sonny, look, I-I gotta talk to you.

So talk.

Well, it's-it's-it's just

not-not that easy. I..

What's the matter? Is it that time of the month?

No.

Look, I-I've gotta be honest with you

I-I've done a lot of thinkin' and...

What, you, you have done a lot of thinkin'?

- Yes - Okay.

And I think that it's time that..

that we...that..

that we stop seeing so much of each other.

Look-look at me. Look at me. Look at me!

Are you telling me you wanna break up just like that?

Well, I-I didn't say that we should break up...

Greta, Greta, you and me, you and me

we've been going together since high school.

What-what all of a sudden I don't mean squat?

All of a sudden you're gonna dump me?

Um? No, no. No.

Greta, you're..

You're-you're my woman.

You're my little girl.

You're-you're-you're my princess.

- No, I'm not. - Yes, you are.

- You wanna bet... - No, I'm not! Sonny.

[Sonny grunting]

[groaning] God.

Oh, God! I'm gonna get you.

I'm gonna get you for this, Greta!

[grunting]

You have a lot of tension, sis.

Where is all this stress coming from?

- Anyone want anymore? - No.

Good.

I'm gonna save it for tomorrow.

I love cold pizza for breakfast.

[burps] Ooh.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon moi.

I'm going upstairs.

I hope you get that mess cleaned up.

Honey. Honey!

What happened?

Uh, I spilled beer here.

- Oh, let me get that. - Thanks.

You go wash your hands.

I don't want you all sticky.

Right.

Ah.

Where's Greta?

Uh, she went upstairs. What's that?

- I'm not sure. - 'Let me see.'

[chuckles]

[laughing]

- Yes. - What is it, honey?

Come here, come here. Sit on my lap.

- Sure. - Give us a kiss, huh?

That's enough.

- 'You decent?' - Yes.

Look, I, uh, found this downstairs on the floor.

Seems to be some kind of bank re..

Thank you.

Goodnight, Sonny. Sweet dreams.

It's cold tonight, isn't it, hm?

I was thinking maybe I could

borrow a pair of Eugene's pajama...

No.

He took all of his clothes with him on vacation.

You know, it's funny you should bring that up.

I called the airlines

and they've never heard of a Eugene Moss

flying anywhere in last six months.

I see you're selling your house.

You've taken money out of the bank

and your husband disappeared.

What the hell's going on here, Greta?

I told you, Sonny, stay out of my face.

[dramatic music]

Yes.

[music continues]

[music continues]

[intense music]

[knocks on door] 'Open the door.'

(Sonny) 'I swear, Greta, if you don't open this door'

'then I'll knock it down.'

I hate to bother you, but, uh..

I'm having trouble sleeping.

I keep thinking about you and me.

What do you want, Sonny?

What do I want?

[chuckles]

What do I want? I want the money.

Every last red cent.

And I know you got it stashed in the briefcase.

Are you out of your mind?

You owe me, lady.

I owe you? You tried to rape me.

[scoffs]

Well, if that's your attitude, uh, why don't we call the cops?

Let 'em check out what's in the basement.

Oh-oh!

I'll kill myself before I let you have any of money.

Great. Great idea.

Then as your only living relative, my wife

we get it all.

Okay... I'll let you have half.

This is not a negotiation. I want the money.

- I can't. - 'Why not?'

Because I buried it outside, it's too dark.

It's too dark. It's too dark.

[laughs] Great.

Then I guess you and I..

are gonna spend the night together.

Forget it, Sonny.

Oh, what, you think I'm gonna let you

out of my sight until I get this money?

No.

Now, it's my turn.

Sweet dreams, baby.

[laughs] Got you.

[dramatic music]

[music continues]

- Oh-oh. - Sonny.

[imitating Greta] Sonny.

[laughing]

Trying to pull a fast one, aren't you, Greta?

No, I..

Bad move.

Greta, Greta, Greta..

You owe me one.

Here.

Sonny... take it.

It's all the money that I've got, I swear.

Money. I don't want your damn money!

I don't want money!

What do you want?

[imitating Greta] What do I want?

An eye for an eye.

(Sonny) 'Hey, wake up.'

You're having a dream.

[sighs] I'm fine.

- What time is it? - I don't know.

What?

[instrumental music]

I've been staying here wondering if, uh..

she still slept<i

Well, I guess, now it's your big chance to find out.

Right.

Oh, come on, Sonny.

Are you afraid to come to bed with me?

Do I have to beg?

[music continues]

[gunshot]

(Peggy) 'What was that?'

Oh, my God.

You killed him.

- Uh... - You killed my husband.

How could you do this to me?

I hate you, Greta. I hate you!

Listen, Peggy.

Sonny didn't love you, he-he was just

using you to get to my money.

No, I'm calling the police

No!

We don't need the police.

You really think you can get away with murder?

Yes.

And I'll give you half my money if you help me.

Ten million dollars, Peggy.

Ten million dollars?

How?

Well, I've already killed two husbands and a brother-in-law.

I can handle one more.

You really killed four people?

Yeah.

Wow.

It must run in the family.

What?

I killed mom and dad.

At first, it was hard dealing with the loss.

I really missed them.

I guess it's like that with family.

I'm gonna miss you too, Greta.

[gunshot]

[dramatic music]

Easy come..

easy go.

Tha-th-th-th..

That's all folks.

[theme music]