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Paradise, 12 letters.

Garden of Eden.

Six letters starts with F, Spanish dictator.

- Hello. - Franco.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Save me the obituaries.

It's a ritual I have.

I like to check and save my ex-husbands in there.

Here you go.

Maybe next week.

Cheer up. Maybe that's the morgue.

Hello.

Speaking.

What? How much?

Well, you can't do that.

Okay, okay. Well, maybe you can.

Sir, I've been living here for 15 years.

I'm sure that we can reach some sort of amicable... Oh, go piss up a rope.

The problem?

They're tripling my rent.

Can't do that? What about tenants rights?

Well, you sort of give those up when they

find out you've been subletting illegally.

I'm going to have to move. I can't believe it.

What am I going to do?

Okay, easy with the shears, please.

I can't afford a place like this in Manhattan. I'm going to have to live in

Brooklyn or... Wrong!

Or you can move in with me.

What?

Well, he's put his foot in it this time.

Move. You know, in with me.

You really mean that?

Well, I don't know. Do I?

I'll take a chance.

I'm with you.

Me too.

Yes.

Yes, I do.

Wow.

I mean, thanks.

But wow.

So I guess your answer is... Wow.

Well, it's just that it's a very big step.

Not that big.

I mean, we're already there four nights a

week, right? Three more and we're just...

We're living together.

Right.

Okay, okay. Look, maybe it's a little sooner than we expected, right?

I mean, maybe we could have waited.

Until this world is a happier, saner, more tolerant, free, peaceful, loving,

charitable, and nicer place in which to hang my hand.

But on the other hand, maybe it's a good time to do something wild and

romantic and impulsive.

No, he would save a lot of money.

You mad fool. You're okay.

You're okay.

Wow, man.

These giant CDs.

Jeremy, those are called albums. That's

what we used to have before we had CDs.

No shit, dad. Like, duh.

There's your son for you.

Jeremy.

You, uh... You sure you're okay with this?

I mean, you know, Kate moving in and all.

For the tenth time, I'm fine, dad.

Well, great.

I mean, if you're ready to give up

your privacy and half of your living space

and have someone in your face like 24 hours a day, then I'm all for it.

Good. Okay, thank you.

Besides, I can always go to Mom.

You.

I said okay.

Come here, Paul.

Wow.

You sure have... A lot of things.

Made a lot of progress.

Where do you want the TV?

Why don't you put it over there on top of the other TV?

It'll give us options.

Okay.

Okay, we just got one more trip.

Don't forget the stuff at my mom's.

What?

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

Well, he's having trouble with jokes today.

Yeah, well, these aren't jokes. You know,

jokes are like, "Knock, knock. Who 's there?

Grandpa, grandpa, who?" These are something less than jokes.

I'm dead going, man. We'll be right back.

Oh, shit.

[knock on door].

Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. You must be Kate.

You know, Jeremy's mother, Martin's... Well, you know.

Hello.

Hello.

Martin told me that you might be moving in.

I just didn't know that you already had moved in, but here you are.

So I guess you did.

Actually, I just came by to pick up Jeremy, who is...

Oh, with Martin. They should be back soon.

Can I get you something to drink?

Um, sure. Maybe a... Seltzer?

Okay. I think we can do that.

How about some plain water?

Always seem to have as expired tomato juice.

Oh, did you check the shelf over the sink?

Oh.

You're in luck.

It's just that... Well, we always kept it... Thank you.

Very much.

Honey, I'm home.

Hi.

I must have stumbled into the wrong apartment. Who lives here?

So, so you two have met. That's good. Good. You've met.

Jeremy, let's go.

Kate, it was really nice meeting you.

I say I'm here, and I'll see you tomorrow for lunch.

Great. Okay. Bye, guys. Thanks for the hernia.

Goodbye, Kate.

Okay, so look, I'll go get the rest of your stuff.

Now, don't worry. It's just your anvil and your lead weight collection.

You didn't mention that you were having lunch with Judith.

Oh. Well, that's... That's, uh... That's 'cause we have lunch all the time.

Oh.

Even if I do say so, I handle the situation brilliantly.

Okay, I'll, uh, I'll see you later.

I'll see you later.

May I put the plants over here?

Uh, yeah, sure. No problem.

Have you actually ever looked through this thing?

Sometimes.

And do you sometimes see a woman vacuuming naked?

(Sighs)

She's... Jeremy must have been playing with that.

You know, you know. He's 13-year-olds.

Yeah. I know.

Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh, we haven't finished up packing.

Whoa.

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

(Grunting)

(Sighs)

Just like Christmas, eh?

Why do students have a key?

Uh... What do you mean?

Well, don't you think it's a little strange that your ex-wife has a key to

your apartment?

No, not really. I mean, she used to live here.

So?

Well, I mean, it's not like squeaky-from

with a key. You know, Judith is like...

My best friend.

So that makes me... You make me think of a proverb, sing.

Never let your tongue cut your own throat.

You're my best-best friend.

Yeah, she's my old best friend, and you're my newer, better best friend.

And your best friend, Eddie?

Does not have a key, if that's what you're worried about.

I think I'm gonna go do some more unpacking.

Uh, okay, you want the rundown?

Okay.

Okay, here's who has keys, you know?

Judith, Jeremy, you, me, Melchis, my ex-mate, is now in Romania, so...

I doubt if she'll be popping in any time soon.

Martin, Judith just walked in, like she still lives here, or something.

What? What do you want me to do? You want me to get her key back? I mean...

Yeah, that would help.

Boys, your honeymoon's over.

That's ridiculous.

She's your ex-wife. I don't understand

why you're still even speaking to her .

Oh, no, no. Of course you don't. You set your ex-husband's car on fire.

He wasn't in it.

I'm just saying we're coming from just slightly different places.

Alright, maybe slightly.

But Judith and I are just friends, okay?

That's all. That part of my life's over.

Okay. I'm sorry.

What do you think of this here?

Well, actually, we always like that here.

Oh.

Who's we?

You make me think of a proverb, sing.

You know, me and Jeremy, just people in general.

I'm sure.

I really need your key back.

Why?

Well, it's just that there's this extra key floating around, you know?

It's not floating around. I have it.

Have you filled out the employee safety quiz?

I hope you haven't even had a chance to look at it yet, okay?

Well, you know, Nicole's hocking me for this thing. You better get it in.

Yeah, well, I'm kind of in the middle of something right now, you know?

Oh.

Here, why don't you just take it and just fill it out for me, okay? Thank

you very much.

Oh, okay. Hello, Judith.

So, Martin, why do you want my key back?

You afraid I'll steal something?

Ladies and gentlemen, the pressure on us is enormous.

No. No.

I was just talking to my insurance guy, and he thought it would be a good

thing for insurance purposes.

And, um, actually, it's more for your benefit.

And so this has nothing to do with Kate moving it.

Nice try.

Well, it does. Now that you mention it, actually, uh... yes.

So... Hand it over, hand it over.

I can take it now or, you know, whenever.

Bad news. You failed.

They graded it already?

It's a self-test. The answer's around the back.

How can I fail a test with the answer's on the back?

What do you want me to do? Cheat for you?

Anyways, now you have to take a special class every Wednesday night for the

next two months.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

How did you do?

I got a 96. I'm very safety-conscious.

I'll give you 50 bucks for the key.

Fine. You want the key?

Here's the key.

Thank you.

How do you know that I don't have a copy?

I mean, I could get a copy made from Jeremy's just like that.

Maybe you should change your locks, you know, and while you're at it, you

might want to change that phone number, too.

Perhaps you'd prefer that I stop using your last name.

Jude. Jude. I think you're overreacting.

I am not overreacting!

Sorry. Sorry.

So would you like to go get some lunch?

Sure.

How, uh... how about Chinese?

I'm not really very hungry.

Come on. Come on. We'll just grab a sandwich or something.

Is this what you really want?

No. I really wanted to go get Chinese.

No! I mean, do you really want to just be ex-husband and ex-wife?

Jude, that's not what I said, okay? I mean,

I just said that I just wanted the key.

It's okay. It's okay. I understand. I mean, if you feel that you...

you know, you need to put some distance between us and earn it again with

your life, then I just...

Here. Keep the key.

Really?

Absolutely.

Okay. I won't use it. I'll just... I'll just have it.

Fine. Fine. I'll explain it to Kate, and I'm sure she'll understand.

There's no law that says she got to know about it.

Thanks. Was it hard for you?

Uh, no, actually. It was easier than I thought.

I wouldn't want to die with a lie on my lips if I were you.

I mean, after all, it's just... it's only a key.

You're really terrific. However, it's your choice.

Oh.

Judith.

Hi.

Your visit now is most unwelcome.

Why are you here?

I just felt bad about what happened in Tainton Bay.

No, no, no, really. There's nothing to feel bad about.

Thanks for stopping by.

Martin!

Come on. Thank you.

I'm sorry. I thought you were done.

May I get you a seltzer?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you were done.

May I get you a seltzer?

Okay. I hope you understood about this.

What's not to understand, you know?

I mean, everything's settled. Is that really?

No, no, no, no. I reacted emotionally. It was silly.

And so here, Kate.

This is for you.

It's a housewarming present.

Wine.

And it's red.

It's my favorite color. For wine.

Thank you, Judith.

But more importantly, I wanted you to have this.

Thank you.

I thought I already had it.

Well, yes. Yes, you did.

And obviously, that's the second one.

Jesus Christ, Judith, how many keys do you have?

What?

Well, if it's just these two, that's fine, because now we have both of them.

And, well, thank you.

Martin, what are you doing?

Work with me.

Martin?

All right, I lied.

You what?

I lied, okay, I lied. I tried to get the

key back from her. I asked her. I did.

Judith, tell her.

No, no, he did. He asked me.

But she started crying, you know, and she was just so pathetic.

Pathetic?

Well, it's not pathetic, pathetic. I'm

just saying that, you know, I felt for you.

And what exactly did you feel for her?

Uh... Pity. Nothing but pity.

That's it. Goodbye. I'm going.

No, don't. I'll go. I know where to go.

Wait a second.

Nothing's going on between us. Nothing. I had 12 years of hurt. Do you think

I want more?

As if I'd be interested. I have Richard Stone, please.

You see?

No, I don't see. I'm sorry, but it's like you two never got divorced.

You have lunch together all the time. You talk on the phone constantly. She

has the key to your apartment.

Not anymore?

You're doing everything but sleeping together.

Oh, my God.

You know, it happens. I mean, couples

do that. It's really very, very common .

Yeah, that was before we met. You know, it only happened one time.

I need to get some air.

Kate! Ow, ow, ow! Stop! Fuck! I hate that there! Kate! Kate!

Kate!

I don't think I'm leaving these.

Kate, please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

The turning of a key. One little key.

One little key. Sometimes it is pretty important.

How could you do that? I told you to keep the key.

Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were going to lie to her.

Well, maybe you should have thought about that a little earlier.

Oh, please! I was just trying to help. I want things to work out between the

two of you. I really do it.

Oh, God, I've been my tongue.

Can I ask you something?

Have you been exposed to any type of radioactivity in the past six months?

What's going on with you?

I don't know. I don't know. It's just that,

you know, everything's changing so fast.

I mean, I know that we were divorced, but, you know, I never really felt

divorced. Did you?

Well, when you married Richard, it kind of

started to sink in. You know what I mean?

But that was me. This is you.

Look, Jude, I've been involved with lots of women since we split up. What?

Oh, yeah, yeah, but they were all bimbos.

Oh? Oh, that's right.

What's your point?

It's just that Kate's great, and I know she's moving in with you, and I'm

with Richard, and stuff keeps happening,

and you and I are... Jeez, I hate change.

Jude, come on. It's not big change. You know, it's just little, little.

I'm pregnant.

That's big.

The miracle of life begins. In infinite variety, living things appear and

change and reach the land.

Wow.

Congratulations. I mean, Richard must be thrilled.

Well, I haven't been able to tell him yet.

Oh, my God.

Is it... It isn't...

No, it isn't yours. I just haven't seen

him. He's still in a fucking space shuttle.

God, did you get over yourself?

Well, sorry. I'm sorry. You know, it's just

the timing and... I'm very happy for you.

Isn't it incredible? I mean, you know, those little baby shoes.

Yeah.

It's funny, you know, the last time I was

pregnant, you and I were moving in here.

But things aren't the same around here.

Nothing will ever be the same again.

Martin, we had some anchovies then. Do you think they're still around?

I know I didn't eat them.

Yeah.

(GENTLE MUSIC)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS).

(SIGHS).

Kate, I'm an asshole. I know that. And now you know that too.

I just hope that you can find it in your heart to take me back.

Ooh.

Please tell me there's not another verse.

Listen, Kate. I've been doing a lot of things.

That is not the word. I'm not.

You still have feelings for your ex-wife.

Okay. Okay. Feelings. But I'm not in love

with her, you know. I'm in love with you.

But you lied to me.

Wait a minute. I have a whole verse on there.

Fine. Fine. I believe you.

But I can't live with you.

That's your apartment with Judith.

It always will be.

You're right. You're right, son.

So why don't we just move in here?

Oh, my God. Really?

Sometimes a small thing like that can be

the key that opens a lot of closed doors.

I want to live with you.

I want to live with you too.

You guys sure this time because I'm not moving a support room again.

I mean it.

Well, actually, there was this terrific six-floor walk-up.

So, fuck. Have I got everybody's keys?

Yeah.

You ready to go?

Yeah. I just want to make sure I got everything.

Okay.

Okay.

There will be a mahogany dining room table here.

And next to it will be an 18th century China cabinet.

And over here, we'll have the babies cribbing.

And there will be your writing desk.

And you'll write at your desk and you'll go, "Judith!"

And I'll come running over and I'll read it.

And it'll be so good. It'll sell like a million copies.

It's funny that we could afford to live in any apartment in New York City.

But we won't want to because we love this one so much.

You okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

We can't live in yesterday what might have been.

We have to look for a new tomorrow.

And we mustn't let love kill us.

That isn't the reason for it.

So, let the old love teach us how to go on living.

And loving.

Okay. Let's go.

Shit.

What?

Hey!

I have a wallet in there.

Does anybody have a... What's the matter? Is it in the wrong case?

Is anybody out?

What's the matter? Is it in the wrong case?