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>> Good evening.
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Thank you for being with us again.
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>> Time to make the donut.
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>> Come on, come on.
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>> Why?
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>> It would be a problem if people
knew you were doing the bagel girl.
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>> How's the deposit, doesn't it?
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>> It is.
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>> What are you doing here?
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>> This is apartment two, isn't it?
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>> Very funny, Mother.
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>> That's a pretty tough
situation with those gal.
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>> I have a very
successful business, a
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terrific daughter, whom
I believe you've met.
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>> And who may have said
you've done a terrific job raising?
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>> Close ass.
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>> In our story tonight, you will
see a very unusual barter take place.
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>> I was thinking about
asking out your mom.
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>> My mom?
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>> In this next scene, he
plays a new and difficult role.
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>> I'm probably way out of line here,
but can I buy you dinner sometime?
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>> I hope he makes it.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Well, let's get on with the show, huh?
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[MUSIC]
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[MUSIC]
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>> Hello.
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>> Hi.
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>> Could I use your front door?
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I would climb back over the wall,
but I left my ladder on the other side.
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>> I'm sure you wouldn't
rather shimmy up the drain pipe.
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[LAUGH]
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>> No, thank you.
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The door will be just fine.
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[MUSIC]
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>> You may not be
aware of this, but right
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after you declined
my dinner invitation,
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Hurricane Zelda moved in.
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So I was wondering
if I could bother you
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for an old newspaper,
perhaps a trash bag?
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>> Sure.
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Could you drip over by the plants?
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The ficus could really use it.
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>> Okay, Miss Weisenheimer.
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>> No problem.
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>> So what size are you?
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Tall kitchen or lawn and garden?
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>> Whatever.
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>> Here you go.
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[BLANK_AUDIO]
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>> Thank you.
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[BLANK_AUDIO]
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>> Sharp.
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>> Yes, well, I'm easy to buy for.
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Good night.
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>> Sure you don't want to take this?
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>> No, no, no.
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See, then I'd have
to return it and believe
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me, I don't want to
have any reason ever
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to have to bother you again.
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>> You could bring it back Saturday night.
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Is that around seven?
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[BLANK_AUDIO]
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>> Why?
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>> I don't know.
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There's something about
a man in polyethylene.
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>> She loves me.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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>> Okay.
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We don't have to wait until Saturday.
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We can sleep.
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>> Okay, great.
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I'll see you Saturday.
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[MUSIC]
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>> That's a bad day.
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One night I was having
dinner with this guy.
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I'm eating this really
delicious carrot soup.
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Something lands in my spoon.
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I look up.
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He's clipping his fingernails.
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>> Oh, okay, okay, stop.
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That's it.
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>> Do I win?
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>> You win, you win.
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> You know, I'm actually
having a good time tonight.
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>> Hard to believe, isn't it?
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>> Well, I admit when I opened the
door and I saw you standing there with a
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bowling shirt.
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>> You were skeptical, right?
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I sensed that.
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>> Well, what moved me the most
was the personal nature of the gift.
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> Well, anyway, Guido, I should get going.
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>> Yeah, it is a school night.
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> Well.
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>> All right, here's your chance.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Do you really want to go?
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>> Unless you want to do something.
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>> Like what?
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>> I don't know.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Take your time, Steve, take your time.
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[MUSIC]
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Take your time.
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>> Uh, you want to dance?
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>> Dance?
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>> You know, just a
quick one around the patio.
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[LAUGHTER]
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>> Sure, why not?
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>> If you'd like, I can hum a little.
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>> No, that's fine.
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>> All right.
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I think we should just
stick with the simple stuff.
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[MUSIC]
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>> I'm telling you, she was great.
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>> Okay, you mean like
great or like really great?
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>> Would you stop with the eyebrows?
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Come on, we didn't have sex.
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>> So what was the great part?
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>> Bowling in '97?
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>> Look, I really like her, okay?
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And I don't want this to be one of
those situations where you rush into bed
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and then realize that the
whole thing is a big, big mistake.
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>> Oh, you mean like what
happened with you and her daughter?
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>> Yeah, yeah.
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There's an example.
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>> So did you guys have sex?
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>> I don't think that's something
I care to discuss with you.
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>> You didn't have sex, did you?
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>> Did you guys have homework to do?
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>> Wow.
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>> Martin and I did it like
10 minutes after we met.
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>> I'm so glad you decided to share that.
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>> Well, we know he's not gay.
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It's not a medical thing.
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>> Maybe it's you, Mom.
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>> You know, Julie, this may
be foreign to you, but for us,
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it's important to go slowly
and build a good foundation.
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>> All right.
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But when you finally do it, believe
me, Mom, you won't be disappointed.
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>> All right, that's it.
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Sharing time is over.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Okay, here we go.
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>> I learned this from my
accountant, from my moon dog.
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>> Very nice.
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>> I warn you, this next move is
illegal in certain parts of Mexico.
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>> Arrest me.
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>> I'll call the police right away.
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>> Sorry.
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>> That's okay.
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I'll take care of it later.
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>> I'm worried about you, buddy.
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>> Oh, really?
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>> Well, don't be, okay?
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>> Well, I am.
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I hate to say it,
but I think you and
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Kate are going to
end up being friends .
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>> What are you talking about?
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That's ridiculous.
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Has it ever occurred
to you that friendship
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at best is a rather
docile asset ?
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>> Don't listen to me.
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It's ridiculous.
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Do what you want.
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Be pals.
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[MUSIC]
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>> No, no, no.
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That is such bullshit.
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>> Well, you can never have enough friends.
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[MUSIC]
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>> You want to?
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>> Yes.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Well, folks, the big
day has finally arrived.
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The sky is blue.
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The field is in perfect condition.
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And from here, it looks as though
every seat in the stands is occupied.
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>> Martin, can you help me
with the back of my dress?
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>> Oh, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Don't turn that dial,
ladies and gentlemen.
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It looks like we're in for some fireworks.
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[MUSIC]
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>> What a kick off.
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Enormous hang time.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Takes the kick at the 20.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Hurry up, hurry up.
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[MUSIC]
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>> All right.
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>> Yes.
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[MUSIC]
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>> He slammed.
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[MUSIC]
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>> We're teetering on
the edge of total disaster.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Mine seems a million miles away.
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[MUSIC]
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>> It's all over.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Cheer up now.
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A football game isn't the most
important thing in the world.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Wow.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Yeah.
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>> That was incredible.
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>> Are you kidding?
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>> Wasn't it?
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[LAUGH]
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>> That was really, really awful.
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>> Really intense.
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>> Definitely worth waiting for.
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>> You bet.
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[MUSIC]
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>> You just have to do it
over and over and over again.
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[MUSIC]
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>> Man, you suck today.
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>> I mean, you were unbelievably bad.
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>> Thank you.
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>> I'm just saying every
move you made was so lame.
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>> Were you just sleep with her
already because you're ruining my game?
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>> I did sleep with her.
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>> You asshole.
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>> How could you not tell me?
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>> So?
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>> How was it?
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>> Terrible.
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>> Terrible.
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>> Aw, horrible.
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>> It was fine.
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>> Oh, come on, man.
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You're holding out on me.
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How fine was it?
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>> I am not holding out on you.
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It was good.
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Very sturdy and reliable and workmanlike.
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>> Oh, stop it.
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Stop it.
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You're getting me hot.
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>> All right, all right.
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>> It's just something that's not clicking.
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>> I wouldn't worry about it.
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It's only the first time.
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>> Six times.
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>> Everything else with
Kate is perfect, you know.
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It's just in bed.
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>> It's like you want it to be
so great, but it's not so great?
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>> Yes, yes, yes.
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>> It's like you're going through the
motions and you start thinking about
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other things like your
income tax and your ratings.
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>> No, no.
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No, it's not like that for me.
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>> What's going on with you?
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>> Oh, nothing.
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It's just that I can relate.
279
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>> You?
280
00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:24,000
The King?
281
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:25,000
>> Oh, God.
282
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Come on.
283
00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:28,000
>> Martin, man, the King is dead.
284
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:31,000
>> You got to be kidding.
285
00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:34,000
>> What happened?
286
00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:36,000
>> The King got married.
287
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:39,000
Man, let me tell you, when you
get married -- >> Things change.
288
00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:40,000
>> No.
289
00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:42,000
Things never change.
290
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:44,000
Ever.
291
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:48,000
>> Yeah, I know how that feels.
292
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>> Wow.
293
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:51,000
Yeah.
294
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:53,000
>> What's going on here, then?
295
00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:54,000
>> Is it us?
296
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>> Huh?
297
00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:56,000
>> Are we the problem?
298
00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,000
>> Hey, man, let's not panic.
299
00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:59,000
I mean, this happens to everybody.
300
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:04,000
We're just two guys having really bad sex.
301
00:15:04,001 --> 00:15:06,000
>> Not with each other.
302
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>> I'm married.
303
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304
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305
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306
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[ Music ].
307
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>> I don't know.
308
00:15:46,001 --> 00:15:48,000
I'm sleeping with you.
309
00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:49,000
>> Oh.
310
00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:51,000
Yeah.
311
00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:53,000
Me, too.
312
00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:57,000
I mean, actually, sleeping
with you, you know,
313
00:15:57,001 --> 00:16:02,000
getting into bed and turning out the light.
314
00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:04,000
Not necessarily even having sex.
315
00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:11,000
Just being in bed
together at night with you.
316
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:14,000
>> I know what you mean.
317
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318
00:16:16,001 --> 00:16:29,000
>> What do you mean?
319
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:33,000
>> Well, you know, we're
comfortable with each other.
320
00:16:33,001 --> 00:16:35,000
We both know our
relationship isn't just about sex.
321
00:16:35,001 --> 00:16:40,000
You know, it's about closeness
and just being together.
322
00:16:40,001 --> 00:16:41,000
>> Right.
323
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:43,000
There's something bothering you.
324
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:46,000
>> Well, she's going to
like what I got to tell her.
325
00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:47,000
>> I know.
326
00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:49,000
>> It's the sex.
327
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And don't get me wrong.
328
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:52,000
I love sex, especially with you.
329
00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:54,000
I mean, only with you.
330
00:16:54,001 --> 00:17:00,000
But it's not exactly there yet.
331
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:01,000
>> Wow.
332
00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:02,000
>> Okay.
333
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:04,000
I didn't mean to upset you.
334
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:07,000
>> I am so glad you said that.
335
00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:08,000
>> You are?
336
00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:09,000
>> Yeah.
337
00:17:09,001 --> 00:17:12,000
It's been really disappointing for me, too.
338
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:14,000
>> Disappointing?
339
00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:17,000
What are you saying, Kate?
340
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,000
I mean, what are you trying to tell me?
341
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:21,000
>> Well, you know, just
what you were saying.
342
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:22,000
>> No, no, no, no.
343
00:17:22,001 --> 00:17:23,000
I didn't use the word disappointing.
344
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,000
Now, that's your word.
345
00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:28,000
>> Well, it's that everything
else in our relationship is so great.
346
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>> So what you're saying is the
sex is just incredibly unsatisfying.
347
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,000
>> It's not that bad.
348
00:17:33,001 --> 00:17:35,000
>> Not that bad?
349
00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:37,000
How bad is not that bad?
350
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:38,000
>> It's not bad.
351
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:41,000
It just could be better.
352
00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:48,000
>> Such a humiliation.
353
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:51,000
>> A man who loves a woman
wants to ask only one question.
354
00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:56,000
>> Have you ever
even had an -- >> Say it!
355
00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:58,000
>> We're guessing.
356
00:17:58,001 --> 00:18:02,000
>> A little one.
357
00:18:02,001 --> 00:18:04,000
>> I don't think I can
talk about this anymore.
358
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,000
>> Well, you were the one
who brought the subject up.
359
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,000
>> All right.
360
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:08,000
All right.
361
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:12,000
>> It's just a situation, right?
362
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:16,000
And we'll both have to just deal with it.
363
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:17,000
>> Yeah.
364
00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:21,000
Yeah, it's just something
we'll have to work at.
365
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:24,000
I mean, if you want to.
366
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:25,000
>> You know, of course.
367
00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:27,000
Of course I do.
368
00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,000
>> Come on.
369
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:30,000
We've got work to do.
370
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:37,000
>> Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, Martin.
371
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:40,000
Can you move a little to the left?
372
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:41,000
More.
373
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:42,000
No, not a hard left.
374
00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:44,000
A semi-left.
375
00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:46,000
Great.
376
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:49,000
What's lower?
377
00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:56,000
Could you do the hand thing?
378
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,000
Oh, oh, oh, shit.
379
00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:59,000
I lost it.
380
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:02,000
Maybe if I were on top.
381
00:19:02,001 --> 00:19:03,000
Oh, Martin.
382
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,000
Oh, Kate.
383
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:05,000
Oh, Martin.
384
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:06,000
Oh, Martin.
385
00:19:06,001 --> 00:19:07,000
Kate, Kate.
386
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:08,000
What?
387
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,000
What's wrong?
388
00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:12,000
It's my nuts, nuts, nuts.
389
00:19:12,001 --> 00:19:14,000
It's the bouncy.
390
00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:17,000
You think you could
just take it down a notch?
391
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:19,000
Maybe, you know, half a notch.
392
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:23,000
Sorry.
393
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:24,000
>> Let's try it again.
394
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:25,000
I'll make it this time.
395
00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:26,000
>> This time we both will.
396
00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:33,000
>> Well, this intercourse position
is a little bit difficult to balance and
397
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:35,000
somewhat tough on Ted's knees.
398
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:38,000
Just the fun of doing it makes it arousing.
399
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:39,000
Oh, yeah.
400
00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:41,000
>> How are your knees, Dad?
401
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:42,000
Oh, that's good.
402
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:44,000
Oh, that's good.
403
00:19:44,001 --> 00:19:47,000
Oh, oh, yeah.
404
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:48,000
I got it.
405
00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:51,000
I think I got it.
406
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,000
>> He just watched the matinee.
407
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:53,000
We'll be sensational.
408
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:54,000
>> I hope so.
409
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:56,000
God, you're so hot.
410
00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:58,000
Oh, baby, I want you inside me.
411
00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,000
I want to taste you.
412
00:19:59,001 --> 00:20:01,000
I want your cock fill me up.
413
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,000
I want to grab my ass, your ass.
414
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:08,000
I want to grab your ass and Bury my
head in your love box and lick you till
415
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:09,000
you come, buckets.
416
00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:12,000
I'm sorry.
417
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:13,000
I'm sorry.
418
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,000
Do it again.
419
00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:15,000
Do it again.
420
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:16,000
We must keep trying in it.
421
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:19,000
We've got to try.
422
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:23,000
You're mine now, silly boy.
423
00:20:23,001 --> 00:20:27,000
I don't think this is going to work for me.
424
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:29,000
I'm holding you back.
425
00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:31,000
You're a great performer, but not with me.
426
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,000
Don't say that.
427
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:34,000
I've got to say it.
428
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:36,000
With another partner as
good as you -- No, Emmett, no.
429
00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:40,000
Maybe just without the whip.
430
00:20:40,001 --> 00:20:46,000
Kate?
431
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:49,000
Kate?
432
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:50,000
The cab?
433
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:54,000
Jeanette and I were on our way
downtown, and it just happened.
434
00:20:54,001 --> 00:20:56,000
In a cab?
435
00:20:56,001 --> 00:21:01,000
By the time we hit Times
Square, we were rocking.
436
00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:03,000
I mean, you know, what did it?
437
00:21:03,001 --> 00:21:05,000
Like, why?
438
00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:06,000
Who gives a shit?
439
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:08,000
The king is back.
440
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:13,000
So, buddy, how are things with you?
441
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:16,000
A taxi?
442
00:21:16,001 --> 00:21:17,000
In a cab?
443
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:19,000
I'm in the middle of New York City.
444
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:22,000
Why don't we just run
a cable access channel?
445
00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:23,000
You're not a public person.
446
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:24,000
I'm starting to get that, okay?
447
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:26,000
I know, Martin, I'm beginning to
get a really bad feeling about this.
448
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:28,000
I mean, you know what they say.
449
00:21:28,001 --> 00:21:33,000
They say, "Who are they that
always say, but they always say..."
450
00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,000
No, no, not really.
451
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:38,000
Well, just, you know, that sexual
problems are sometimes a sign that
452
00:21:38,001 --> 00:21:40,000
something else is
wrong with a relationship.
453
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:41,000
What are you talking about?
454
00:21:41,001 --> 00:21:43,000
What? What could be wrong?
455
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:46,000
I don't know, but something is.
456
00:21:46,001 --> 00:21:48,000
What? What? What could be wrong?
457
00:21:48,001 --> 00:21:51,000
We talk too much, we laugh too much,
we feel too good and we're together.
458
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:53,000
I mean, what could be wrong?
459
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:56,000
Maybe we're just supposed to be friends.
460
00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:57,000
Friends?
461
00:21:57,001 --> 00:22:00,000
Well, maybe what we have
is a really great friendship.
462
00:22:00,001 --> 00:22:02,000
Or a very frustrating one.
463
00:22:02,001 --> 00:22:05,000
No. No, no, no, no. I don't think so.
464
00:22:05,001 --> 00:22:06,000
I don't mind that.
465
00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:08,000
And what are we?
466
00:22:08,001 --> 00:22:12,000
Look, we're two people, you know?
467
00:22:12,001 --> 00:22:19,000
And we just... I don't know.
468
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:22,000
Yeah.
469
00:22:22,001 --> 00:22:30,000
Well... I think I
should be going.
470
00:22:30,001 --> 00:22:34,000
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You don't have to go home.
471
00:22:34,001 --> 00:22:38,000
I mean, we're pals, right?
472
00:22:38,001 --> 00:22:43,000
You know, we could... I don't
know, we could have a beer.
473
00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:45,000
And watch the game.
474
00:22:45,001 --> 00:22:48,000
Maybe some other time.
475
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:58,000
I guess I should say goodbye.
476
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:03,000
Goodbye.
477
00:23:03,001 --> 00:23:05,000
Goodbye.
478
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Goodbye.
479
00:23:08,001 --> 00:23:10,000
Goodbye.
480
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,000
In the beginning, God created
the heaven and the earth.
481
00:23:41,001 --> 00:23:45,000
I like being friends.
482
00:23:45,001 --> 00:23:48,000
I'm really glad we straightened that out.
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