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Thanks a lot. 16 00:01:46,001 --> 00:01:56,000 [MUSIC] 17 00:01:56,001 --> 00:02:06,000 [MUSIC]. 18 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:31,000 [MUSIC]. 19 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,000 [MUSIC] 20 00:02:54,001 --> 00:02:56,000 It was the biggest fucking rat you've ever seen, you know? 21 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,000 I mean, no, no, no, no. 22 00:02:57,001 --> 00:02:58,000 It was bigger than a rat. 23 00:02:58,001 --> 00:03:01,000 You know, it was like a... I hear you bad-eyed. 24 00:03:01,001 --> 00:03:02,000 It was that thing. 25 00:03:02,001 --> 00:03:03,000 Like a puma. 26 00:03:03,001 --> 00:03:05,000 You know, it's an animal. 27 00:03:05,001 --> 00:03:06,000 A huge scary beast. 28 00:03:06,001 --> 00:03:07,000 It had a tail like this. 29 00:03:07,001 --> 00:03:09,000 But that terrible hat and those dreadful clothes. 30 00:03:09,001 --> 00:03:11,000 And a big teeth. 31 00:03:11,001 --> 00:03:14,000 Well, how do you know it wasn't just some big squirrel? 32 00:03:14,001 --> 00:03:16,000 It was a rat, okay? 33 00:03:16,001 --> 00:03:17,000 I'm sure it was a rat. 34 00:03:17,001 --> 00:03:18,000 Alright, it was a rat. 35 00:03:18,001 --> 00:03:20,000 Well, then there's only one thing you can do. 36 00:03:20,001 --> 00:03:21,000 Move. 37 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,000 Move? 38 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,000 You've got no other choice. 39 00:03:23,001 --> 00:03:24,000 You'll never get rid of it. 40 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:26,000 They call them the Devil's Lap Dogs, you know. 41 00:03:26,001 --> 00:03:28,000 I'm not going to move. 42 00:03:28,001 --> 00:03:29,000 Listen to me, Martin. 43 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,000 You got to get out. 44 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,000 Now. 45 00:03:31,001 --> 00:03:32,000 And don't take any of your things with you either. 46 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:33,000 What are you talking about? 47 00:03:33,001 --> 00:03:34,000 Rats. 48 00:03:34,001 --> 00:03:35,000 They lay eggs and everything. 49 00:03:35,001 --> 00:03:37,000 Before you know... Rats don't lay eggs. 50 00:03:37,001 --> 00:03:38,000 Oh, yeah? 51 00:03:38,001 --> 00:03:39,000 One time my Uncle Tony. 52 00:03:39,001 --> 00:03:41,000 I don't want to hear about your Uncle Tony, okay? 53 00:03:41,001 --> 00:03:43,000 I don't want to hear about him or your sister Gina 54 00:03:43,001 --> 00:03:44,824 or any other pointless story about your 55 00:03:44,836 --> 00:03:47,000 relatives that has absolutely no bearing on... 56 00:03:47,001 --> 00:03:48,000 Linda. 57 00:03:48,001 --> 00:03:49,000 Good morning, Martin. 58 00:03:49,001 --> 00:03:50,000 Hello. 59 00:03:50,001 --> 00:03:52,000 How's it going? 60 00:03:52,001 --> 00:03:53,000 Great. 61 00:03:53,001 --> 00:03:57,000 Hey, I got a look at the Avery/Michelle Gallies. 62 00:03:57,001 --> 00:04:00,000 This dream you were telling me about. 63 00:04:00,001 --> 00:04:02,000 You say the same woman reappears? 64 00:04:02,001 --> 00:04:03,000 Really? 65 00:04:03,001 --> 00:04:05,000 What did you think? 66 00:04:05,001 --> 00:04:09,000 Is it me or do the last three chapters make absolutely no sense? 67 00:04:09,001 --> 00:04:10,000 No. 68 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,000 No, it's not you. 69 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,000 We were just hoping no one would notice. 70 00:04:13,001 --> 00:04:14,000 Oh. 71 00:04:14,001 --> 00:04:15,000 Well, then. 72 00:04:15,001 --> 00:04:16,000 I didn't. 73 00:04:16,001 --> 00:04:17,000 Good work. 74 00:04:17,001 --> 00:04:18,000 Thanks. 75 00:04:18,001 --> 00:04:20,000 He's a typical American girl. 76 00:04:20,001 --> 00:04:22,000 He doesn't want to hear any of my pointless stories. 77 00:04:22,001 --> 00:04:25,000 Well, I don't have to tell him my pointless stories. 78 00:04:25,001 --> 00:04:28,000 Toby, I'm sorry I snapped at you, okay? 79 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:31,000 It's just this whole rat thing has me a little tense. 80 00:04:31,001 --> 00:04:32,000 I appreciate the advice, you know? 81 00:04:32,001 --> 00:04:34,000 I just don't think moving is the answer. 82 00:04:34,001 --> 00:04:36,000 I can handle this, you know? 83 00:04:36,001 --> 00:04:38,000 It's just a rat. 84 00:04:38,001 --> 00:04:42,000 But what if circumstances magnified one of them in size and strength? 85 00:04:42,001 --> 00:04:45,000 Took it out of its primitive world and turned it loose in ours. 86 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:49,000 Then expect something that's fiercer, more cruel and deadly than anything 87 00:04:49,001 --> 00:04:50,000 that ever walked the Earth. 88 00:04:50,001 --> 00:05:00,000 I want him to know. 89 00:05:00,001 --> 00:05:02,000 I want him to sweat a little. 90 00:05:02,001 --> 00:05:03,000 Maybe get a little scared. 91 00:05:03,001 --> 00:05:05,000 Maybe try to run away. 92 00:05:05,001 --> 00:05:06,000 But I'll catch him. 93 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:08,000 This guy doesn't know what he's dealing with. 94 00:05:08,001 --> 00:05:10,000 What are you dealing with? 95 00:05:10,001 --> 00:05:35,000 I couldn't help it. 96 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,000 You know, the sun was in my eyes. 97 00:05:36,001 --> 00:05:38,000 Dad, you slid into the picture's mouth. 98 00:05:38,001 --> 00:05:40,000 Well, that was right after I got hit by that foul ball. 99 00:05:40,001 --> 00:05:42,000 Right, Dad. I'm not sure that's what it was. 100 00:05:42,001 --> 00:05:47,000 Jeremy, you might want to hang back. 101 00:05:47,001 --> 00:05:49,000 I mean, this could be pretty grisly. 102 00:05:49,001 --> 00:06:01,000 Whoa, Dad. You're right. 103 00:06:01,001 --> 00:06:04,000 Little blocks of cheese. It's pretty grisly. 104 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Yeah, well, there are other traps. 105 00:06:10,001 --> 00:06:12,000 I was reading at the library today. 106 00:06:12,001 --> 00:06:16,000 You knew that in one year, two rats can produce over a million offspring? 107 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:21,000 That's a fun fact to learn and share. Thank you, Jeremy. 108 00:06:21,001 --> 00:06:24,000 Maybe it left. 109 00:06:24,001 --> 00:06:27,000 Ah, Dad, I don't think so. 110 00:06:27,001 --> 00:06:29,000 What are you talking about? 111 00:06:29,001 --> 00:06:33,000 Oh, my God. 112 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Looks like he left you a potato salad. 113 00:06:36,001 --> 00:06:38,000 Oh, God. 114 00:06:38,001 --> 00:06:40,000 You know he's not stupid. 115 00:06:40,001 --> 00:06:43,000 I had a whole ham in there. 116 00:06:43,001 --> 00:06:45,000 He probably got it from the back somewhere. 117 00:06:45,001 --> 00:06:48,000 But, you see, there's a little hole. 118 00:06:48,001 --> 00:06:50,000 How did he get the ham out? 119 00:06:50,001 --> 00:06:52,000 He's good, Dad. 120 00:06:52,001 --> 00:06:56,000 Sergeant, tell them to load up with napalm, rockets, anything they've got. 121 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Relax, Mr. Tupper. Take a deep breath. 122 00:07:03,001 --> 00:07:05,000 A professional is here. 123 00:07:05,001 --> 00:07:09,000 I only saw it once, okay, but it was really, really big. 124 00:07:09,001 --> 00:07:12,000 To the uninitiated, they all seem big. 125 00:07:12,001 --> 00:07:15,000 This used to be an Oxford English dictionary, okay? 126 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:18,000 I've got a rat that ate a 7,000-page book for lunch. 127 00:07:18,001 --> 00:07:21,000 You don't scam me, Mr. Tupper. My father was an exterminator. 128 00:07:21,001 --> 00:07:23,000 My mother was an exterminator's wife. 129 00:07:23,001 --> 00:07:26,000 There's not much I haven't seen. Now, if you'll step aside... 130 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:31,000 The average adult rat can squeeze through a hole the size of your thumb. 131 00:07:31,001 --> 00:07:34,000 They dislocate their bones, Mr. Tupper. 132 00:07:34,001 --> 00:07:36,000 Then they reassemble them on the other side. 133 00:07:36,001 --> 00:07:39,000 They're sort of like little hairy Houdinis. 134 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:40,000 It's very funny. 135 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,000 I can't take credit. It's my mother's. 136 00:07:42,001 --> 00:07:46,000 Could you stop hovering? Go watch TV. 137 00:07:46,001 --> 00:07:48,000 Roll some pennies or something. 138 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:51,000 Al's got everything under control. 139 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 [screaming] 140 00:07:57,001 --> 00:08:01,000 There's so much so... those... those... eyes! 141 00:08:01,001 --> 00:08:03,000 You're not gonna bill me for this, are you? 142 00:08:03,001 --> 00:08:06,000 That's it. I'm gonna become a florist. 143 00:08:06,001 --> 00:08:08,000 I never wanted to do this. 144 00:08:08,001 --> 00:08:12,000 I always wanted to work with plants, but my parents pushed me and pushed me. 145 00:08:12,001 --> 00:08:15,000 Thanks anyway, Al. You're not going in there. 146 00:08:15,001 --> 00:08:18,000 Yes, I'm going back in there. This is my apartment. 147 00:08:18,001 --> 00:08:22,000 Uh, no more. It's his apartment now. 148 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 [door closes] 149 00:08:25,001 --> 00:08:27,000 [door opens] 150 00:08:27,001 --> 00:08:30,000 [screaming] 151 00:08:30,001 --> 00:08:43,000 Oh. Oh. 152 00:08:43,001 --> 00:08:45,000 Hey! 153 00:08:45,001 --> 00:08:48,000 [music] 154 00:08:48,001 --> 00:08:58,000 Please. 155 00:08:58,001 --> 00:09:05,000 [music] 156 00:09:05,001 --> 00:09:08,000 [music] 157 00:09:08,001 --> 00:09:17,000 [grunt]. 158 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:35,000 Hmm. Hasty and puffy-eyed. That's a good look for you. 159 00:09:35,001 --> 00:09:37,000 I was up all night. 160 00:09:37,001 --> 00:09:39,000 It never comes out when I'm awake. 161 00:09:39,001 --> 00:09:41,000 I nodded off for maybe two minutes. It stole the sofa cushion. 162 00:09:41,001 --> 00:09:43,000 I found a wedge behind the radiator. 163 00:09:43,001 --> 00:09:46,000 Normally at this juncture, I would offer some sort of insightful anecdote. 164 00:09:46,001 --> 00:09:48,527 But since my opinion is no longer 165 00:09:48,539 --> 00:09:52,000 appreciated, I'll keep my thoughts to myself. 166 00:09:52,001 --> 00:09:55,000 Thank you. 167 00:09:55,001 --> 00:09:58,000 Oh. Hello. 168 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000 How nearly a perfect woman she is. 169 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:04,000 Doesn't he look good today? 170 00:10:04,001 --> 00:10:11,000 Morning. 171 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:17,000 Are you going to that non-fiction dinner tonight? 172 00:10:17,001 --> 00:10:21,000 Uh, I don't know. You know, those people are so boring. 173 00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:27,000 I have kind of invented a theory which is involuntary, self-reciprocal. 174 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,000 No. No, I don't think so. 175 00:10:29,001 --> 00:10:31,000 Don't make me go alone. 176 00:10:31,001 --> 00:10:35,000 Last year, Shimpkin, the guy who writes those bug books, kept hitting on me. 177 00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:37,000 Oh. 178 00:10:37,001 --> 00:10:39,000 Come on. Please. 179 00:10:39,001 --> 00:10:43,000 Please. 180 00:10:43,001 --> 00:10:45,000 Okay. But you owe me big. 181 00:10:45,001 --> 00:10:49,000 Which is defined by a three-dimensional linear system. 182 00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:51,000 Real big. 183 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 No, no, no, no, no. I was not sleeping. 184 00:10:58,001 --> 00:11:00,000 I was just picturing the bugs he was talking about. 185 00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:02,000 You were snoring. 186 00:11:02,001 --> 00:11:04,000 Yeah, well, okay. Maybe I was snoring, but I, uh... 187 00:11:04,001 --> 00:11:07,000 No, it's not like I was drooling or something. 188 00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:13,000 Ah, we'll get action tonight. 189 00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:16,000 Oh, I've wanted to do that for a long time. 190 00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:18,000 Really? 191 00:11:18,001 --> 00:11:20,000 You should have mentioned it. 192 00:11:20,001 --> 00:11:24,000 It's alive and waiting for you. 193 00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:27,000 Ready to kill you if you go too far. 194 00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:35,000 Come on in. 195 00:11:35,001 --> 00:11:39,000 This is my apartment. 196 00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:41,000 Okay. I believe you. 197 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:47,000 Well, would you, uh, would you like some wine? 198 00:11:47,001 --> 00:11:49,000 Sure. All right. 199 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:50,000 ( 200 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:57,000 Beep ) 201 00:11:57,001 --> 00:12:03,000 On second thought, maybe coffee would be better. 202 00:12:03,001 --> 00:12:05,000 Oh. Okay. 203 00:12:05,001 --> 00:12:07,000 No, no. I'll take the wine. 204 00:12:07,001 --> 00:12:11,000 So, you do anything special this weekend? 205 00:12:11,001 --> 00:12:15,000 Duties. 206 00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:17,000 Is anything wrong? 207 00:12:17,001 --> 00:12:19,000 No. No, just a little dust. 208 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 ( Sighs ) 209 00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:25,000 ( Music playing ) 210 00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:28,000 ( Music playing ) 211 00:12:28,001 --> 00:12:31,000 ( Music playing ) 212 00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:57,000 There it is! 213 00:12:57,001 --> 00:13:00,000 ( Tapping ) 214 00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:04,000 What's the matter? 215 00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:07,000 Nothing. 216 00:13:07,001 --> 00:13:23,000 Uh, hey, why don't we do this in my son's room? 217 00:13:23,001 --> 00:13:26,000 Your son's room? What's that about? 218 00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:29,000 I just think we'd have a little more privacy. 219 00:13:29,001 --> 00:13:34,000 Privacy from whom? 220 00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:37,000 Just, you know, privacy. 221 00:13:37,001 --> 00:13:47,000 Would you stop it? Can't you give me one night of peace? 222 00:13:47,001 --> 00:13:49,000 Who are you talking to? 223 00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:53,000 No one. 224 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Look, I don't think that this is such a good idea. 225 00:13:58,001 --> 00:14:00,000 I mean, we have to work together. 226 00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:02,000 No, no, no, no, wait, wait. 227 00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:04,000 No, really. You don't have to explain. 228 00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:08,000 I just think you need some time alone with your invisible friend. 229 00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:11,000 Thanks for the wine, and, uh, bye. 230 00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:13,000 No, no, no, no, no. 231 00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:19,000 Are you happy? 232 00:14:19,001 --> 00:14:21,000 Are you happy now? 233 00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:24,000 Well, what are you doing standing here? 234 00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:26,000 I'm going to the bathroom. Don't let it get away. 235 00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:28,000 Come on, come on, come on out. 236 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,000 I want to see your ratty little face. 237 00:14:30,001 --> 00:14:36,000 Come on, come on, come on out. 238 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:47,000 Son of a-- I got you now, come on, come on! 239 00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:49,000 No! 240 00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,000 No! 241 00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:57,000 No! 242 00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:59,000 No! 243 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,000 No! 244 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Hey! 245 00:15:29,001 --> 00:15:32,000 Oh, no! It's the Attack of the Killer Choo toys! 246 00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:37,000 Can I help you, Toby? 247 00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:39,261 I was talking with my cousin Paulie 248 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:42,000 the other day about your vermin situation. 249 00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:45,000 You did? Really? What did he say? 250 00:15:45,001 --> 00:15:47,000 Isn't it interesting how just a week ago, 251 00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:51,000 the very mention of a member of my family brought such a different response? 252 00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:54,000 What did he say? 253 00:15:54,001 --> 00:16:01,000 It seems he knows a guy who knows a guy who makes rats disappear. 254 00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,000 Is he an exterminator? 255 00:16:02,001 --> 00:16:04,000 In a manner of speaking. 256 00:16:04,001 --> 00:16:04,872 Well, what does that mean? Does he 257 00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:06,000 play the flute and lead him into the river? 258 00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:07,963 I don't know how he does it. There's no 259 00:16:07,975 --> 00:16:10,000 questions asked if you know what I mean. 260 00:16:10,001 --> 00:16:12,000 All right. 261 00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:17,000 It's Cash up front who calls you a bundle. He's flying in from Chicago. 262 00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:21,000 I don't care. I don't care. I just want that thing dead. 263 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 (MUSIC PLAYING) 264 00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:30,000 Somebody call about a rat. 265 00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:31,000 Yes. 266 00:16:31,001 --> 00:16:34,000 Mr. Dribby Honey? 267 00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:37,000 Come on in. 268 00:16:37,001 --> 00:16:43,000 Can I take a coat? Would you like some iced tea? 269 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:46,000 He's close. 270 00:16:46,001 --> 00:16:48,000 I can smell him. 271 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000 He's a big one, isn't he? 272 00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:53,000 Yes. Yes, he is. 273 00:16:53,001 --> 00:16:56,000 I've got your cash. 274 00:16:56,001 --> 00:17:00,000 If I don't kill him, he'll mean nothing. 275 00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:10,000 A gun? 276 00:17:10,001 --> 00:17:14,000 You're going to use a gun? 277 00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:16,000 Sometimes it's the only way. 278 00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:18,000 (MUSIC PLAYING) 279 00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:23,000 One time when I was eight years old, I was at my friend Eddie's house. 280 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:27,000 He had this really mean hamster named Bingo. 281 00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:31,038 I went to pet him and he got a hold of my 282 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:35,000 finger, and he just hung on and hung on. 283 00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:40,000 Still sort of see the scar. 284 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Here, take a look at this. Come on, take a look. 285 00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:48,000 Oh, oh, my God. 286 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:51,000 It goes all the way down and around. 287 00:17:51,001 --> 00:17:53,000 That certainly tops mine. 288 00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:57,000 1964 Chinatown. 289 00:17:57,001 --> 00:18:06,000 Not a partner back then. Jack Bernaldi. Funny little guy, Jack. 290 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,610 This restaurant calls us. They got a little 291 00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:11,000 problem they need to take them care of. 292 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Little problem. 293 00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:19,000 Me and Jack wait till the restaurant's closed to set our traps. 294 00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:24,000 Around midnight, we spot our first one. 295 00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:27,000 Little pinch-faced one. 296 00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:29,914 Peeking out from behind one of them big 297 00:18:29,926 --> 00:18:33,000 round frying pan kind of things they got. 298 00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:34,000 A what? 299 00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:38,000 Could have been. Anyway, it goes up to the first try. 300 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Did you ever hear a rat scream, Martin? 301 00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:44,000 Unfortunately, no. 302 00:18:44,001 --> 00:18:48,000 It's a horrible sound. Like a little girl. 303 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:52,000 And then next we hear, "Snap!" 304 00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:55,000 Snap, snap, snap, snap. 305 00:18:55,001 --> 00:19:01,000 They kept coming. They had to beat a thousand rats in that kitchen. 306 00:19:01,001 --> 00:19:03,000 Norwegian blacks. 307 00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:07,000 You couldn't even see the linoleum. We're beating them off with chairs. 308 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,000 And then Jack went down. 309 00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:13,000 I couldn't get to him. 310 00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:15,261 I tried, but they were all over me. 311 00:19:15,273 --> 00:19:18,000 I don't even know how I got out of there . 312 00:19:18,001 --> 00:19:24,000 Next day, all that was left of Jack was his belt buckle. 313 00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:28,000 Have you ever seen the movie Willard? 314 00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,000 No. What's it about? 315 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:35,000 Well, it's about... Never mind. 316 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:37,000 More wine? 317 00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:40,000 No, I don't want... Hey! 318 00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:46,000 Got another one, Jack! 319 00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:56,000 Is it... It's over, Martin. 320 00:19:56,001 --> 00:19:58,000 It's over. 321 00:19:58,001 --> 00:20:05,000 Wait. 322 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 [footsteps] 323 00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:14,000 Dispose of it as you will. 324 00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:18,000 We now commit these bodies to the deep. 325 00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,000 Amen. 326 00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:22,000 I'll figure something out. 327 00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:28,000 Thank you. Thank you for everything, and let me tell you, if anybody I know 328 00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:32,000 ever has a problem... I was never here. 329 00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:34,000 You were never here? 330 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000 [door closes] 331 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:38,000 [phone rings] 332 00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,000 Oh. 333 00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:44,000 Whoever the hell this is, it better be good. 334 00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,000 Toby, it's me. Don't hang up. 335 00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:47,000 Are you drunk? 336 00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,000 No. 337 00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:49,000 Are you gonna start talking dirty? 338 00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:53,000 No. No, I just called to thank you. It's dead, Toby. The rat is dead. 339 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:57,000 Mr. Triviani was... Toby? Toby? 340 00:20:57,001 --> 00:20:59,000 Hello? 341 00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:00,000 Hello? 342 00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:02,000 I... 343 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 [ominous music] 344 00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:11,000 It's alive. 345 00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:14,000 All right, you furry fuck! 346 00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:19,000 It's just you and me. Is that how you want it? Huh? Well, you got it! 347 00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,000 What are they making a walk away from here? 348 00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:25,000 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 349 00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:27,000 Where the hell are you? 365 00:22:18,001 --> 00:22:26,000 You win! All right? You win? 366 00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:30,000 You want this apartment so much you can have it. I hope you got $1400 a 367 00:22:30,001 --> 00:22:32,000 month, 'cause I'm getting the fuck out of here. 368 00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:41,000 You're gonna die like a yellow rat's yard. 369 00:22:41,001 --> 00:22:46,000 Yes, sir-y. I'm just gonna get my toothbrush and I'll be gone. 370 00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:51,000 There's a... there's a couple of TV dinners in the freezer. 371 00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:54,000 The cable bill's paid up through December and I'm just gonna get this book 372 00:22:54,001 --> 00:22:56,000 over here I've been reading. 373 00:22:56,001 --> 00:23:01,000 But I'm gonna leave you all the rest, so I, uh, I hope you enjoy them. 374 00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:07,000 And, uh, I'm just, uh, done. 375 00:23:07,001 --> 00:23:09,000 Got it. 376 00:23:09,001 --> 00:23:11,000 We got it! 380 00:23:19,001 --> 00:23:25,000 We must accept them as we do the rest of God's creatures. Each has a 381 00:23:25,001 --> 00:23:27,000 function in its own world. 382 00:23:27,001 --> 00:23:29,000 [beeping]. 383 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:45,000 Okay, you rat bastard, this is it. Go torment somebody else. 385 00:23:47,001 --> 00:23:53,000 Go on, go on, get out of here. You're free. You're free. 386 00:23:53,001 --> 00:24:00,000 Well, good luck. Have a nice trip. 387 00:24:00,001 --> 00:24:10,000 Hey, mister, was that your dog? 388 00:24:10,001 --> 00:24:15,000 Uh... He was no good and he's dead and it's okay by me. 389 00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:18,000 No, no, that wasn't my dog. 25675

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