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Dynamite might work.
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I think we better call an oxman.
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Here, let me.
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She should have seen how
long it took me to put them on.
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[MUSIC]
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I think we need a new approach here.
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What's that?
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No touch.
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Maybe if we work together.
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Here, pull.
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Hold on there.
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Could you.
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[MUSIC]
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Mark, go get a condom.
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Okay.
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Don't move.
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Okay.
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[MUSIC]
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The rubber shortage is very serious.
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That's so weird.
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No, I just bought a box yesterday.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah.
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I distinctly remember putting them in.
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That's okay.
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We can still do other things.
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[MUSIC]
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I just have to check one more time.
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Okay.
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[MUSIC]
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I don't get it.
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Well, maybe the condamels stole them.
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[MUSIC]
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Could you just take a quick peek on them?
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Oh, Martin, let it go.
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Maybe somebody took them.
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What are you talking about?
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Let me come on.
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I would have taken them.
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I'm sorry.
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My son.
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Martin.
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Martin.
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[MUSIC]
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Why don't you do this room?
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I do not know.
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It is his room.
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It is his own business.
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I'm glad you got that
through your head anyway.
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[MUSIC]
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Grey's Anatomy.
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Now, what would he be
doing with books like these?
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[MUSIC]
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Put it back where you found it
and don't touch anything else.
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[MUSIC]
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What brand?
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What the hell kind of question is that?
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What brand?
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Look, I was just trying to
understand the situation.
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Jeez.
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Look, just because
Jeremy has some condoms
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doesn't mean he's
going to use them.
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It doesn't mean that he's not.
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I mean, do we know?
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Huh?
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No, we don't know.
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So what if he's getting laid?
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What is the big deal?
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I mean, it's not like he's your daughter.
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Excuse me?
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Nothing.
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He's 13 years old.
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Come on, 13.
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He shouldn't be having sex till he's 40.
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No, no.
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20.
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Fine.
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Look, Martin, we have to accept the
fact that Jeremy's sexual feelings are
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beginning to awaken.
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[MUSIC]
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I can accept that.
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And his boys mature.
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If they mature.
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They look for ways to assert their
manhood, like carrying a condom.
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It's a badge of honor.
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Oh, Martin knows all about that one.
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He used to carry around this
condom in his wallet so long that it left a
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permanent ring.
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That's funny.
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Could we stick to the subject, please?
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When he finally opened it, Dustin--
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I mean, it was like he was
opening a pack of sugar.
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How did this get to be about me?
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It's a rite of passage.
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Relax.
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He's only 13.
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Most of him.
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What?
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Go on. Tell him.
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Okay, look.
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The other day, he was getting out
of the shower, and I guess it's been a
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while since I've seen him naked,
you know, but it's just a lot bigger than
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it used to be.
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Martin.
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No, I'm just saying, you know,
it's not a pee-pee anymore.
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Like he's hung.
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Excuse me.
That's my son we're talking about.
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Sorry. He brought it up.
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Look, it used to be
this little guy, you know.
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I mean, this-- this-- this nubbin'.
But now it's--
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It's alive. It's alive.
It's alive. It's alive.
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It's a penis.
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And you just know that now that he's
got one, he's gonna want to use it, and
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I'm telling you, pretty soon he's
gonna be wearing one of those-- those
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badges of honor.
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Martin. Martin. Martin. Martin.
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Look, if you're so sure that Jeremy's
about to have sex, then you know what
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you have to do.
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[dramatic music]
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I'm open to suggestions.
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Have a talk with him.
Make sure he knows how to use a condom.
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No. No, no, no.
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I don't think that's necessary.
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Not really. I-- I
think I'm probably
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blowing this just
way out of proportion .
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[chuckles]
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♪ All I feel is emotion ♪
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♪ Feeling burning inside ♪
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♪ I'm a plain old bastard ♪
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♪ A woman ♪
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Him.
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Dad.
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Mr. Tepper. Hi.
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The pride of Frankenstein.
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Hello, Shannon.
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Uh, we were just, uh, listening to music.
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I can see that.
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Young lady, would you mind
getting up so I can see the sunrise?
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Um, Shannon, I should probably get going.
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Oh, okay. Yeah. I'll walk you out.
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Uh, be right back.
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♪ All I feel is emotion ♪
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[door opens]
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Are you thinking what I think?
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[dramatic music]
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Finally, we gotta do
something about that, Jomison.
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♪ Do you feel it ♪
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[door closes]
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Jeremy?
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Uh, Dad, I got some homework.
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I know you took the condoms.
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Oh. Uh, well, it's for a
science project, you know,
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with beakers
and--and pulleys, and...
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you could have them
back if you wanted.
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No, no, no, that's fine.
You--you can keep them, you know.
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I--I just wish you were... Five years old.
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...able to talk to me about these things.
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I'm sorry.
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Uh, Jeremy... Do you
know how to... use them?
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Oh, yeah. [laughs]
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Yeah.
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Like, what do you mean?
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And now, for Alice.
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[camera clicks]
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♪
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Okay, put it on.
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I don't want to.
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Do I have to do everything around here?
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It's just so embarrassing.
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Okay, Jeremy, this is your condom, and...
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We shall begin by being
absolutely frank with each other.
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This is your banana.
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Yeah, I haven't seen any frankness so far.
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Okay, now, it is many,
many years in the future,
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and--and you're going to put
on your condom for the first time.
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Now, which way to put it on?
It's very important.
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If--if it looks like a--a
little hat, you're right.
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And, uh, if it looks, uh... less
like a little hat, you're wrong.
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Right, okay, so... Now, we roll.
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You see?
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You see, it's really a--a very--
very--very simple process.
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[laughs]
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Well, I can see why this is such
an effective method of birth control.
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I'm not going to be able to do that.
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What?
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I'm sorry.
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You always have to leave
a little space at the tip.
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Why?
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Well, that's so when you--
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So when you--
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You know, there's a place where
to--
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When you ejaculate, okay?
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Okay. I was going to say.
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Okay. Now, let's suppose
you finished and you're--
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You're about to remove your... self.
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Okay, but you have to hang
on to the condom, okay?
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Because if you don't, you could
spill some of the-- Carrot juice?
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Exactly.
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Okay, now give me your hand.
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You be the vagina.
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I don't want to be the vagina.
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You be the vagina.
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Okay. Very good. Now, uh--
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I know it's dangerous, but I'm
going to ask you one more question.
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Do you know what to do next?
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What?
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One more. Go. Go. Get out of here.
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Thank God.
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[music]
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With a carrot?
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Yeah. Yeah, you
know, you just-- you just
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have to be creative
about these things.
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I see. And how did Jeremy take it?
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Well, judging from
how we reacted, I don't
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think we have
anything to worry about.
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This strange man you
call a monster is dead.
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Monster indeed.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hold on.
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Yeah. I need a hundred bucks.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah.
I'm going skiing this weekend with Bobby,
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and Bobby's dad, and
Stephen, Shannon, and Susan.
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Shannon?
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Absolutely not.
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What? Martin, I don't think it's
a good idea to tell him that he--
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And your mother doesn't
think it's a good idea either.
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I did not say that.
Look, don't put words in my mouth.
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Okay, Judith. Good night.
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Martin!
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Dad.
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Forget it. The answer is no.
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I mean, skiing is--
it's just too dangerous.
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Why? Because Shannon's going?
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Isn't that the truth?
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No. No, no. It's not that at all.
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It's just-- I want to be certain that
thing can't be used as a weapon.
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You don't even know how to ski.
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Yeah. Well, maybe you can
show me with some vegetables.
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And there's Frostbite.
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Or he could get a ski pole
stuck in his leg, you know?
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Or fall off one of those--
those chair thingies.
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This is about sex, and you know it.
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Well, now that you mentioned it--
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Martin, the more you
try to keep Jeremy from
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doing it, the more
he's going to want it.
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He's a 13-year-old boy.
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He already wants it the
most you can possibly want it.
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Woman.
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Fred.
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Yeah.
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Oh, so what are you going to do?
Lock him in a box?
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Shut him up in a cave somewhere?
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Okay, see? Now you're talking.
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Look, you can't control him.
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He's the one who's going
to decide when he's ready.
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Well, fuck him.
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I mean, what if I'm not ready?
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Martin.
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Hey, look. You cannot tell
me that this doesn't bother you.
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Of course it bothers me, but I've
read a lot more books than you have,
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and this is just what we have to do.
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Okay. Okay, fine.
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Fine. Fine.
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He can go skiing.
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Thank you.
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On the slopes of hell when it freezes over.
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Shit.
289
00:13:41,001 --> 00:14:00,000
Hey, you, uh, you want to go for a pizza?
290
00:14:00,001 --> 00:14:02,000
I ate.
291
00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:05,000
Uh, can I get you a soda?
292
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
Go-da.
293
00:14:08,001 --> 00:14:10,000
All right.
294
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,000
Uh, how about a game?
295
00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:14,000
You want to play an opportunity to
be able to watch our cheeseburger?
296
00:14:14,001 --> 00:14:16,000
Jim Bonham and his ski report.
297
00:14:16,001 --> 00:14:17,000
Thanks, Dan.
298
00:14:17,001 --> 00:14:20,000
The recent storm dropped four feet
of fresh powder on a 20-foot base.
299
00:14:20,001 --> 00:14:22,000
All lifts are open, so
get out on the slopes.
300
00:14:22,001 --> 00:14:26,000
You won't see skiing like
this till the next ice age.
301
00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:29,000
I got it.
302
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,000
Dan, I got it.
303
00:14:31,001 --> 00:14:34,000
Hey, Jeremy.
304
00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:35,000
Hi.
305
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:37,000
Hi, Mr. Tupper.
306
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:39,000
Shannon.
307
00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:41,000
I thought you were going skiing.
308
00:14:41,001 --> 00:14:43,000
I was going to, but when
you went and let Jeremy go,
309
00:14:43,001 --> 00:14:45,000
I decided I'd rather stay home with him.
310
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,000
Ready to go?
311
00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:48,000
Yeah. Let's get out of here.
312
00:14:48,001 --> 00:14:50,000
Is that all? Is that all you've got to say?
313
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:51,000
Uh, so.
314
00:14:51,001 --> 00:14:54,000
So, what do you kids got
planned for, uh, this evening?
315
00:14:54,001 --> 00:14:55,000
We were doing it for the first time.
316
00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:57,000
We're going to the movies.
317
00:14:57,001 --> 00:14:59,000
Unless I'm not allowed to leave the house.
318
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,000
Of course you are.
319
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,000
Of course you are.
320
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:05,000
And, uh, what movie?
321
00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:07,000
Fievel Comes Home.
322
00:15:07,001 --> 00:15:10,000
And what is that rated?
323
00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:12,000
It's a cartoon, Dad.
324
00:15:12,001 --> 00:15:15,000
Oh, Fievel the Mouse.
325
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:20,000
And, uh, what, uh, what theater?
326
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,000
The Beakman.
327
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:26,000
And I suppose this is one
of those dark movie theaters?
328
00:15:26,001 --> 00:15:27,000
Bye, Dad.
329
00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:28,000
Have a nice time.
330
00:15:28,001 --> 00:15:44,000
[
331
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:44,000
[
332
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:45,000
RINGING]
333
00:15:45,001 --> 00:15:46,000
Hello.
334
00:15:46,001 --> 00:15:49,000
Well, you know, he's doing it.
335
00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:50,000
Martin, who's doing what?
336
00:15:50,001 --> 00:15:53,000
Jeremy. He just left with
Shannon for God knows where.
337
00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:55,000
I thought he was going to the movies.
338
00:15:55,001 --> 00:15:58,000
Judith. Judith. Judith.
339
00:15:58,001 --> 00:15:59,000
You are so naive.
340
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:03,000
I-- Hello? Hello?
341
00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:05,000
Uh, oh, sorry. You were saying?
342
00:16:05,001 --> 00:16:07,000
What are you doing?
343
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:08,000
I'm getting ready to go to the net.
344
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:11,000
You know, tonight's the
debut of Richard's opera.
345
00:16:11,001 --> 00:16:13,000
Oh. Oh, oh, yeah.
346
00:16:13,001 --> 00:16:18,000
[SINGING]
347
00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,000
Must have slipped my mind.
348
00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:21,000
Well, you know, at least
one of us isn't worried.
349
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:23,000
Martin, I'm not going
to let you do this to me.
350
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:24,000
No, no, no, no, no.
351
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:26,000
You go ahead and have fun at the opera.
352
00:16:26,001 --> 00:16:29,000
Well, your baby son is boinking
away in some alley somewhere.
353
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:30,000
Good night, Martin.
354
00:16:30,001 --> 00:16:32,000
[DOOR SLAMS]
355
00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:44,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
356
00:16:44,001 --> 00:16:45,000
Kids are funny.
357
00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:49,000
You raise them, give them a
good life, and then they leave you.
358
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:51,000
Maybe you had plans for them.
359
00:16:51,001 --> 00:16:54,000
What? They don't care about that.
360
00:16:54,001 --> 00:17:07,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
361
00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:11,000
Children having children on
the next Eddie Charles show.
362
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:12,000
Don't miss them.
363
00:17:12,001 --> 00:17:18,000
[KNOCKING]
364
00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:19,000
Boinking?
365
00:17:19,001 --> 00:17:21,000
You had to say "boinking."
366
00:17:21,001 --> 00:17:23,000
That was a quick opera.
367
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,000
Fuck you.
368
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,000
All right.
369
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,000
So what do you suggest we do?
370
00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:29,000
I don't know.
371
00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:30,000
I don't know.
372
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:31,000
You're the one who's read all the books.
373
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:32,000
OK, OK.
374
00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:34,000
I think we just have to trust him.
375
00:17:34,001 --> 00:17:37,000
I mean, if he says he's at
the movies, he's at the movies.
376
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:42,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
377
00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:43,000
Ma?
378
00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:45,000
Hello?
379
00:17:45,001 --> 00:17:47,000
Anybody?
380
00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:48,000
Excellent.
381
00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:53,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
382
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:55,000
This is my mother's apartment.
383
00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:56,000
It's really nice.
384
00:17:56,001 --> 00:18:03,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
385
00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:04,000
We can't trust him.
386
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,000
Thank you.
387
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,000
Well, this is great.
388
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:09,000
My baby's out there having sex.
389
00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:10,000
I hope you're happy.
390
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,000
What?
391
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:13,000
Well, you taught him how to use a condom.
392
00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:14,000
What?
393
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:15,000
You told me to.
394
00:18:15,001 --> 00:18:16,000
Oh, fine.
395
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:17,000
Put it on me.
396
00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:19,000
You taught him through lifestyle.
397
00:18:19,001 --> 00:18:20,000
Excuse me?
398
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:22,000
Hey, it's all about role models, you know?
399
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,000
Like father, like son.
400
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:25,000
Let me tell you something.
401
00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:29,000
I have never, never had sex in this
apartment while Jeremy was here.
402
00:18:29,001 --> 00:18:30,000
What about you and Richard, huh?
403
00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:31,000
Mm?
404
00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:36,000
Well, I suppose, but that
Jeremy's always asleep.
405
00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:38,000
I assume.
406
00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:39,000
Oh, my God.
407
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:41,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
408
00:18:41,001 --> 00:18:53,000
You don't think--
[MUSIC PLAYING]
409
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,000
I really like you, Jeremy.
410
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:56,000
I like you, too.
411
00:18:56,001 --> 00:19:00,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
412
00:19:00,001 --> 00:19:04,000
It's OK, little boy.
413
00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:10,000
Now I see you like a
snake without your bed.
414
00:19:10,001 --> 00:19:15,000
Oh, just give me-- It's
probably both our faults.
415
00:19:15,001 --> 00:19:16,000
You're right.
416
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:17,000
It's the divorce.
417
00:19:17,001 --> 00:19:19,000
I mean, you know, if he hadn't
come from a broken home,
418
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:23,000
then he wouldn't be seeking
solace in the arms of another woman.
419
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:25,000
I'm not sure those books are helping.
420
00:19:25,001 --> 00:19:30,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
421
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:33,000
But I only got a 93.
422
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:35,000
I kind of spaced on the
part about manifest destiny.
423
00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:38,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
424
00:19:38,001 --> 00:19:40,000
Could I have some water or something?
425
00:19:40,001 --> 00:19:41,000
I'm kind of thirsty.
426
00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:42,000
Yeah.
427
00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:45,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
428
00:19:45,001 --> 00:20:02,000
[MUSIC PLAYING]
429
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,489
All right, I'm going
to call the theater,
430
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:05,000
have them check
and see if they're there.
431
00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:06,000
Judith, please.
432
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,000
Have some dignity.
433
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:11,000
Besides, the manager
said he wouldn't do it.
434
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,000
OK, then we're going down there.
435
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:14,000
And do what?
436
00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:16,000
You walk up and down the
roads of a crowded theater calling
437
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:17,889
his name and
embarrassing him in front
438
00:20:17,901 --> 00:20:20,000
of his data and
treating him like a child?
439
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,000
Exactly.
440
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:22,000
Let's go.
441
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:30,000
What are we doing?
442
00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:31,000
I don't know.
443
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:32,000
I don't know.
444
00:20:32,001 --> 00:20:33,000
It was your idea.
445
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:35,000
Are we going to do this every
time Jeremy goes out somewhere?
446
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,000
I mean, is this how we
really want to live our lives?
447
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:38,000
OK, what?
448
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:39,000
What do you suggest?
449
00:20:39,001 --> 00:20:41,000
Just letting him grow up
and become his own person?
450
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:42,000
I mean, without any help from us?
451
00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:43,000
Basically.
452
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:44,000
I hate this.
453
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,000
Oh, me too.
454
00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:49,000
But look, we raised a great kid.
455
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:50,000
Yeah, yeah.
456
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:52,301
I mean, even though
he's growing up a
457
00:20:52,313 --> 00:20:55,000
little bit, he's still
the same old Jeremy.
458
00:20:55,001 --> 00:20:56,000
With one big exception.
459
00:20:56,001 --> 00:20:58,000
Will you shut up about that already?
460
00:20:58,001 --> 00:21:04,000
Look, it's the monster.
461
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:11,000
Hello.
462
00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:12,000
Hi.
463
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:13,000
Hi.
464
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:14,000
Hi.
465
00:21:14,001 --> 00:21:17,000
Jeremy, how was your evening?
466
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:19,000
It was excellent.
467
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:20,000
Good.
468
00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:21,000
Good.
469
00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:23,000
Any questions or comments?
470
00:21:23,001 --> 00:21:27,000
Anything you'd like to tell us?
471
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:29,000
Nope.
472
00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:30,000
Good night.
473
00:21:30,001 --> 00:21:34,000
So that wasn't hard.
474
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:37,000
We can handle this, right?
475
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:40,000
Hey, if you can, I can.
476
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:41,001
Good.
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