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Come on, come on, come
on, you are such a moron.
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I can't believe you told the waitress I
was on the Olympic bobsledding team.
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I'm so stupid.
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Man, that joke only works
once every four years.
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I got to get it in while I can.
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Why are you always
embarrassing me with women?
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Because it's fun.
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Her ex-wife is here,
and she has that
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special glow she's
had since your divorce.
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Thank you.
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That bounce and a step, that
certain twinkle, that essence that says,
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"My life is better now."
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I'm gonna kill you.
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A simple Judith is here would do.
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Hey.
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Eddie.
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Mind if I come in?
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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Hey, tell that husband of yours I
really had fun at his golf tournament.
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He has a golf tournament?
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Yeah, the Richard Stone celebrity
invitational to end world hunger.
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Golf.
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There's an exciting sport.
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Actually, man, it was a real nail-biter.
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I mean, it looked like the
president was gonna win,
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but then Sting edged him out
with a 30-foot putt on the 18th.
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Mm, that is exciting.
Don't you have somewhere to go?
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Nope.
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So, what's up?
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I need to talk to you about something.
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May I call my attorney?
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It's about splitting up the pictures.
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Oh, I'm mad at here.
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No, no, stay.
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Would you like some coffee?
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No, no, no, no. I'll let you two
talk with the cream of sugar.
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No, get out of here. I'll see you, Judith.
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Martin, I-- Would
you like some coffee?
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Martin, I know it's hard for you.
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Uh, Toby, could you get
us some coffee, please?
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I could get you coffee.
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I could also stick my
head in a paper shredder.
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Just coffee for now. Thanks.
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Martin, it's time we split up our pictures.
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Judith, come on.
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You remember what happened
last time we tried to do that?
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It wasn't that bad.
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You spit on me.
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I did not spit. I was talking animatedly.
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Martin, it's been four years.
You-- All right. All right, fine.
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Fine. I'll just wear a poncho.
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Oh, here's a picture of you and your dad.
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Oh, thank you.
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Here's one of your mom.
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Thank you.
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See, this isn't so hard.
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Oh, look, here's one of your aunts.
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How are they?
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Oh, oh, I'm Mrs. Tweaky.
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I'm hospitality, and this is Mrs. Johnson.
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She's refreshment.
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And Mrs. Hawthorne is music,
and Mrs. Kibbs is park and problem.
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They're keeping busy.
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Hey, Jeremy, recognize this?
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Nope.
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It's this apartment before we move down.
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Me?
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Our first real apartment.
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Yeah.
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[phone ringing]
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I don't know.
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Honey, what do you think?
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Love it!
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We're 14 days pregnant.
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We're very happy for you.
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Well, if nothing works.
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Are you okay?
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I am better than okay.
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I'm home.
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What do you-- Sold
to that gentleman there.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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There's no way we can afford this.
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And don't take it.
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But, but, but, Martin, it's perfect.
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Look at the exposed brick
and all this wonderful light.
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And take it.
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Martin, we'll do it early American.
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Judith, you know, all our
furniture's from my aunt.
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It's early Vivian.
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They will have a mahogany
dining room table here.
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And next to it, a wonderful
18th century China cabinet.
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And inside we'll have
all of our stupid glasses.
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Our glasses are from Texaco.
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You know, they have smiley faces on them.
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Jude, I-- Then over here,
we'll have the babies cribbing.
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And there will be your writing desk.
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And you'll write at
your desk and you'll go,
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"Judith," and I'll come
running over and I'll read it.
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And it'll be so good.
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It'll sell like a million copies.
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And we'll have so much money that
we could afford to live in any apartment
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in New York City.
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But we won't want to because
we love this one so much.
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Look, that's very touching.
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But if you take much longer, you'll
have to pay the first month's rent.
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Oh, Jude.
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Judith, we can't. We can't.
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You know, we just don't have the money.
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You're right, I know. But still--
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No. No, now, I'm gonna
have to put my foot down here.
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We absolutely cannot take this apartment.
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[sighs]
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Who wants a cookie?
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Okay.
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You know, I knew this place
was perfect the moment I saw it.
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There you go.
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Cookie?
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Who's this doofus?
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That doofus is your father.
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I'm sorry, Dad.
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Can I burn this?
I mean, really, is there a burn panel?
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Mark, don't be ridiculous.
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I mean, this is the fun of pictures.
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You get to see what you used to look like.
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Oh, really?
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Well, I looked really awful,
and so I cut myself out.
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Look at this one.
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Oh, that's what's in college. Look.
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You guys really look stoned.
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Oh, no, that's from the flash.
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Yeah, yeah, the flashes
were much stronger
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then because the
cameras were... ...weaker.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Thanks, Kelly.
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Stepping off is such a savage indictment.
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Who's lost a side? Don't you think?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh.
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No, I mean, I just think that, um...
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I-I-I really get it.
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Oh, I mean, you know, half-Sartre, Caro-A
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But still, you know, I mean, I feel
an obligation to share my vision.
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Well, do you think that
maybe I could read some of it?
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Well, it's still not totally written.
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-Four hundred. -Oh.
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Yeah.
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But what about you?
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What do you want from life?
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Sometimes I really want
to join the Peace Corps.
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Well, other times I just
want to, you know, garden.
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Of course, I guess I could
probably garden in the Peace Corps.
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I've had enough of this waiting.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm going to do this.
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And you and me, baby.
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Just you and me, we spend the
whole evening together, huh, baby?
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Hey, what's up, dad?
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Oh, man. Hey, man.
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Hey, listen, man.
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I was just checking out that
women's lib rally on the quad.
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Man, this burn the bra
thing is really right on.
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I'm all for it.
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Uh, Judith, this is my friend, Daddy.
He goes to NYU.
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Hey, what's happening, mama?
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Listen, I just want you to know this
multiple orgasm thing doesn't freak me
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out one bit.
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Thank you.
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Eddie, Judith and I were having a
really intense discussion, you know, so...
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Aw, man. Is he giving you that
Herman Hess Rider bullshit?
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Oh, Eddie. Oh, don't.
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Listen, he's a really nice guy,
but he's just trying to get laid.
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Not too tight, is it, Cotton?
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Oh, no. There's plenty of room.
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Eddie, don't you have to go
get your consciousness raised.
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Later.
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He's a really funny guy.
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He's my best friend.
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See? Isn't this nice?
Just lying here together?
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Yeah, yeah, it is, but... We won't
just jump in overnight. We'll ease him.
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It'll be so gradual,
nobody will notice a thing.
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Martin, I've never,
you know... Oh.
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I could have. I just didn't.
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Oh.
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Well, that's cool.
You know, we'll just be here.
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Near each other.
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Are you mad? Put that thing away.
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You know, your first time
is something really special.
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And whoever the guy is, I'm
not saying you should be me,
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but he should be really into who you are.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Yeah, I think I do.
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I think sex is an expression
of love in its purest form.
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It should be glorious and lyrical.
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Alan, Kathy, could you
guys like... Fuck you, tougher.
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Anyway, I think making love is
the spiritual communion of two souls,
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just uniting this one.
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Oh, yeah, I like that.
Oh, yeah. I like that.
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You have to trust the person to share
the blossoming of your womanhood.
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I'm too close. I'm too close.
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Okay.
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Why don't we just... You're
the one of Alan and Kathy.
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Oh, yeah. Let me help you with that.
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Oh, it's Jeremy's first Christmas.
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Let me see.
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Look at that. Look at that.
I definitely want this one.
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So do I.
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I refuse to die until I have it. I refuse.
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All right, you can have it.
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If I get Jeremy at the
beach, Jeremy playing
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soccer, and Jeremy
to be named later.
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Deal.
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My first week in Whitestone.
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God, this has got to be,
like, what, ten years ago?
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Have you really been there for ten years?
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Not that long. I mean, come on.
My father worked at his for forty.
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So you've only got,
like, thirty more to go.
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Uh, this is just a temporary job for me.
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You see, actually, I'm a
writer, so I don't expect to...
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Oh, you're a writer? How exciting.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to speak out of turn.
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No, no, no.
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Uh, I don't know exactly what you'll do.
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I mean, I've never had a secretary before.
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I guess, uh, answering the phones.
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Oh, answering the phones
is my favorite secretarial skill.
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How do you like your coffee?
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No, no, no.
You don't have to get me coffee.
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Oh, it's no trouble at all.
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You know, Doctor, that
girl can bake you a cake.
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Almost as well as she can
shoot the dust off a running dog.
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Uh, Miss Petalby?
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Please. Call me Toby, Mr. Tupper.
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Okay. Toby, do you, uh...
do you have any references?
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Something wrong?
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You see, my last employer died on the job.
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We had a very close working relationship,
and he developed a bleeding ulcer.
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I guess he just kept
things bottled up inside.
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I'm sorry.
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If references are a
problem... Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I think I have all I need.
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And, uh, Toby, I like my
coffee with cream and no sugar.
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I'll remember that, Mr. Tupper.
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What am I, slave girl?
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Nice work, Picasso.
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Yeah, yeah, I guess I'll
just, uh, give this one to Toby.
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Don't believe it. You guys skied?
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We used to.
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Why is that so surprising?
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Well, you both so uncoordinated.
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( music playing )
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I'm caught. I'm caught.
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Can we go home now?
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What?
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This isn't gonna work.
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Jude, we just got off to a bumpy start.
That's all.
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Martin, you killed a dog.
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I didn't mean to.
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Suddenly, this little white dog
ran out right beneath my headlight.
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I can't believe you brought that up.
See, you promised.
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Oh, God, we didn't even go back.
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Yeah, well, it was a
little late for I'm sorry.
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Jude, we came here to be together.
You know what I mean?
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Just the two of us, away from everything.
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Well, let's not let a little
dead puppy stand in our way.
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It was not a puppy. It was an old dog.
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An old dog that just ran out into the road.
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I mean, it could have been a suicide.
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Let's just drop it, all right?
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No, I've been trying to since Connecticut.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm sorry. I'm in.
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Okay.
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Look, why don't we do
something special tonight?
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Like what?
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I can think of something.
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It didn't used to be
special, you know,
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but it is now since
we do it so rarely.
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All right, all right. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, you know, but it has been two
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and a half months.
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I mean, come on.
There are prison terms shorter than that.
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Martin, it's very
difficult for me to
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be intimate when I
don't feel intimate.
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Well, maybe we
could feel intimate if
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we could just, you
know, like, be intimate.
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I don't think it works that way.
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Maybe we could just play naked twister.
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I'm gonna keep my boots on.
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Looks good.
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We're just going through a rough
time, that's all. We'll get through this.
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Okay?
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Yeah.
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It looks better.
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I've got a great idea.
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That's not so good.
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Maybe we could have a really, really
romantic meeting, you know, like, go
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out to dinner and go
see a movie or something.
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Oh, great. Great. We'll sit in the
dark for two hours and not talk. Of
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course. That's what we do at home.
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If you don't want to see a movie,
just say, "I don't want to see a movie."
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No, I want to see a movie. I'm dying
to see a movie. You know, I just can't
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wait to see a movie. What's playing?
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Benji, the hunted.
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Will you stop with the dog? You
don't think I feel bad about that, huh? I
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feel horrible. Okay?
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In 20 years, some
dog will get my slippers
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and spit on them because
he knows who I am.
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Now, come on, will you?
I never killed anything before and...
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It's okay. It's not your fault.
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Look, we aren't going to talk about
this again, okay? We're gonna...
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We're gonna have a good weekend. Right?
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Okay.
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You brought work?
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Oh, just a little light reading.
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I thought this was supposed
to be our time alone.
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You have never been
supportive of my career.
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You're talking about.
I started working at
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Whitestone so you
could go back to school.
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I am talking about emotional support.
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That is bullshit! I have always
been there for you all the nights.
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I've stayed up with you studying and
brought you cups of coffee, and I typed
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your thesis when you had 103 fever.
What about that?
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You know, this is bullshit.
I'd have to justify my life for you.
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You're right. You're right. You did.
You were great then. You really were.
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You brought me tea and held my hand,
told me everything was gonna be okay.
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It was great.
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God, I was sick as a...
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Cow. A cow.
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I just... I got car mouth, okay? Just...
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Just hold that thought, okay? Just wait.
Just wait. Just two... half sides.
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Want to see my toothbrush?
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Shit, um, I think I forgot.
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You forgot my toothbrush?
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I'm sorry.
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00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:45,000
How could you forget my toothbrush?
It's right there in the toothbrush over
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next to yours. It's like...
it's like an inch away.
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I was rushing to pack and I
guess I just grabbed one toothbrush.
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00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:53,000
Yeah, yours. You grabbed your toothbrush.
Mine. Mine is home alone in the
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toothbrush holder.
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00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:56,000
This is not that important.
349
00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:59,000
No, not to you. You have yours. Now
what am I supposed to do? Use the finger
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method? Oh, no, gee.
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That's an effective
way of fighting cavities.
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00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:03,000
So use my toothbrush.
I mean, what is the big fucking deal?
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00:18:03,001 --> 00:18:06,000
The big fucking deal is
that you're packing for one.
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00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:12,000
This isn't working, Mark.
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So, did you guys have fun skiing?
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00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:21,000
Huh? Yeah. Yeah.
357
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,000
Hey, why don't you take the picture?
358
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:26,000
No, no thanks. I
don't... It's yours.
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It's yours.
360
00:18:27,001 --> 00:18:28,000
Yours.
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Yours.
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Yours.
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Mine.
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00:18:31,001 --> 00:18:32,000
Hold it. What was that last one?
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00:18:32,001 --> 00:18:34,000
It's Jeremy's, the giant pumpkin.
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00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:35,000
No, no. I want that one.
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00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:37,000
No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
368
00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:39,000
It's my Jeremy to be named later.
It's later and I'm naming it.
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00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:42,000
You can't just name any Jeremy.
I made him this costume, remember?
370
00:18:42,001 --> 00:18:45,000
Well, I took the picture when I took
him trick or treating for three hours.
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00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:48,000
Oh, yeah? And if it was so special,
then how come it's been rotting in a box
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00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,000
for two years?
373
00:18:49,001 --> 00:18:50,000
You spit on me again.
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00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:51,000
I did not.
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00:18:51,001 --> 00:18:52,000
All right, fine. Fine. You didn't spit
on me again. Jeremy, could you hand
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00:18:52,001 --> 00:18:54,000
me that paper towel, please? Thank you.
377
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:58,000
Martin, hey, come on, you guys.
Look, uh... This is a great shot.
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00:18:58,001 --> 00:19:00,000
The couch.
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00:19:00,001 --> 00:19:03,000
That's an insurance photo. You take
pictures of things that are insured so
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00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:05,000
that you can get reimbursed
if something happens to them.
381
00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:07,000
I wish they had spit insurance.
382
00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:14,579
Each of us has his
dream, his hope, a goal
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00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:22,000
toward which we
struggle from day to day.
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00:19:22,001 --> 00:19:25,170
But the most
fortunate among us are
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00:19:25,182 --> 00:19:29,000
those who have someone
to share the dream.
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00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,000
Get that weight until later.
387
00:19:31,001 --> 00:19:34,000
Shh, shh, shh. This is good.
This is really, really good.
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00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:36,000
Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying?
389
00:19:36,001 --> 00:19:38,617
Honey, I want you
to know I'm not selling
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00:19:38,629 --> 00:19:41,000
insurance. I'm
selling peace of mind.
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00:19:41,001 --> 00:19:44,000
Now, God forbid your place burns down.
392
00:19:44,001 --> 00:19:45,000
Shh.
393
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:48,000
Mommy!
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00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:49,000
In a minute, Jeremy.
395
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:51,000
Oh, damn it.
396
00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:55,000
God forbid you get robbed.
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00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:58,000
Chicken is burnt. Totally ruined.
398
00:19:58,001 --> 00:20:02,000
Great. It's just like last night's
meatloaf. Now we have a matching set.
399
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:06,000
Please speak with Miss Lewis.
400
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,000
Judith, I'm trying to write.
401
00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:11,000
Now, God forbid that there
should be an earthquake.
402
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,000
An earthquake in New York?
403
00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:17,000
Mm-hmm. 1783, a big one.
Now, we're overdue, don't you think?
404
00:20:17,001 --> 00:20:19,000
Mommy!
405
00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:21,000
Jeremy, Mommy will be right with you.
She's on the phone.
406
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:22,000
Daddy!
407
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:24,000
What?
408
00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:25,000
Mommy!
409
00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:29,000
Now, here in the comprehensive
package, you get covered for hurricanes,
410
00:20:29,001 --> 00:20:33,000
lightning, water damage of any kind.
God forbid your pipe should burst.
411
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:38,000
Excuse me.
412
00:20:38,001 --> 00:20:41,000
No, no. He's not obsessive.
He's a writer. Yeah.
413
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:44,000
Judith, is this really necessary?
414
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:45,000
We have to have insurance.
415
00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:47,000
What are you-- Our couch is
not gonna get hit by lightning.
416
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:48,000
Mommy!
417
00:20:48,001 --> 00:20:49,000
In a minute, Jeremy.
418
00:20:49,001 --> 00:20:50,000
Don't yell at him.
419
00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:51,000
I'm not yelling at him. I'm yelling at you.
420
00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:52,000
But why are you yelling at me?
421
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:55,000
Because I'm 26 years old, I'm living
in New York, and I'm getting fucking
422
00:20:55,001 --> 00:20:56,000
earthquake insurance.
423
00:20:56,001 --> 00:21:06,000
I need to go play the party.
424
00:21:06,001 --> 00:21:18,000
What?
425
00:21:18,001 --> 00:21:20,000
Jeremy, why don't you
take the picture, okay?
426
00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:21,000
Really? Cool.
427
00:21:21,001 --> 00:21:22,000
Is that all right with you?
428
00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:25,000
Yeah. In fact, why don't we
let him have all the pictures?
429
00:21:25,001 --> 00:21:26,000
Yeah, why don't we?
430
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,000
Awesome.
431
00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:36,000
What's this? Oh, my God.
432
00:21:36,001 --> 00:21:37,000
Forgot we took those.
433
00:21:37,001 --> 00:21:39,000
You were supposed to
get rid of these pictures.
434
00:21:39,001 --> 00:21:40,000
They're my pictures.
435
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,000
Hey, hey, hey, Jeremy.
436
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,000
Here.
437
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:44,001
Here.
438
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Down, down, down.
439
00:21:51,001 --> 00:21:52,000
Down. Good.
440
00:21:52,001 --> 00:21:53,000
Okay, okay.
441
00:21:53,001 --> 00:21:54,001
Watch me out.
442
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
British actress Kate Beckinsale and
stand-up comedian Bob Sajit joined David
443
00:21:56,001 --> 00:22:01,000
Letterman.
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00:22:01,001 --> 00:22:02,001
Next.
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00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
[music].
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00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
[music]
447
00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:07,000
[music]
448
00:22:07,001 --> 00:22:08,001
[music].
449
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
[music].
450
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
[music]
451
00:22:12,001 --> 00:22:15,000
(upbeat music)
452
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,000
(upbeat music)
453
00:22:17,001 --> 00:22:20,000
(upbeat music)
454
00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:22,000
(upbeat music)
455
00:22:22,001 --> 00:22:25,000
(upbeat music)
456
00:22:25,001 --> 00:22:27,000
(upbeat music)
457
00:22:27,001 --> 00:22:30,000
(upbeat music)
458
00:22:30,001 --> 00:22:33,000
(upbeat music)
459
00:22:33,001 --> 00:22:35,000
(upbeat music)
460
00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:38,000
(upbeat music)
461
00:22:38,001 --> 00:22:40,000
(upbeat music)
462
00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:43,000
(upbeat music)
463
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(upbeat music)
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00:22:46,001 --> 00:22:48,000
(upbeat music)
465
00:22:48,001 --> 00:23:00,000
(bell dings)
466
00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:01,000
(horse neighs)
467
00:23:01,001 --> 00:23:02,000
(thud)
468
00:23:02,001 --> 00:23:04,000
(horse neighs)
469
00:23:04,001 --> 00:23:07,000
(upbeat music)
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00:23:07,001 --> 00:23:09,000
(upbeat music).
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