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Long ago,
our galaxy was ruled
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by an alien race
called the Eridians
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whose power and technology
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were far beyond
human comprehension.
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Though they disappeared
ages ago,
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they left behind fragments
of their technology,
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scraps that became
the foundation
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for all human advancement.
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But the Eridians'
greatest secrets
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were hidden in a vault
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located on the planet Pandora.
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The once peaceful world
was overrun by corporations,
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criminals,
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- and treasure seekers...
-Guns, guns, guns!
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...fighting
and killing one another
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for a chance to find the vault.
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But it remained hidden.
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Then, amidst
the clouds of chaos,
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a glimmer of hope
shone through.
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A prophecy.
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That one day,
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a daughter of Eridia
would open the vault
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and restore order
to the broken planet.
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Yeah.
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That sounds like
some wacko B.S., right?
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Well, I thought so too,
until...
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this mess happened.
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There he is!
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Stop!
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God damn!
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There's no air holes in there.
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What a stupid helmet.
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Tina.
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Hey.
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I'm Roland.
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Yeah. There's been some, uh...
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There's been some trouble.
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And Atlas,
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he sent me
to bring you to safety.
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- My dad sent you?
- That's right.
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His shortest soldier?
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Yeah, his shortest soldier
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to save his least
funny daughter.
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Code three security breach.
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The station is in lockdown.
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All personnel
must shelter in place.
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- Okay, let's go.
- Hey, hey, hey!
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- Let's slow down.
-Target in sight!
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Come on. Come on.
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Stop!
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Stay down!
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- Oh, God.
- No, no!
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Catch.
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Fake stormtrooper-ass bitch.
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Come here.
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Code three security breach.
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Come on. Come on.
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The station is now in lockdown.
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Wait, I changed my mind.
Take me back to my cell.
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- Please.
- Come on.
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Holy shit!
One of the Psychos got out.
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It's time to go insane!
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You're in my spot.
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Put him down. Put him down.
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Hey, easy.
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What do you, uh...
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What do you say
me and you be friends?
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Shit.
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Sorry, Knoxx.
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My girl.
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Krieg,
what's up, man?
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You want some pancakes?
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My girl broken.
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It's Krieg, right?
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Yeah.
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What do you say you help me
get her outta here?
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Yeah.
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Of course,
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we can't all be
the daughter of Eridia,
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skipping down
the path of destiny.
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Some of us
have to work for a living.
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You don't have
to do this, you know.
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I mean, I can pay you.
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Yeah, whatever's in my wallet
right now, it's yours.
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Okay?
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Shut up
or I'll break your other arm.
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Oh, no,
one arm's good.
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That's fine.
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-'Sup?
- Sorry.
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- Quinn.
- Lilith.
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We do have other seats,
you know.
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Then he won't have
any trouble finding one.
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Uh, not tonight.
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Top shelf.
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Not sure how top
you think the shelves are.
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Eh, buy your kid
some dance lessons.
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Hot date?
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You remember that heist down
in Lectra City last month?
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Yeah, a couple of guards died.
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Yeah, well, this sad sack
was the trigger man.
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Listen, I never meant
to shoot anyone.
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I was...
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I'm getting too old
for this shit.
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Bounty hunting? Uh.
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It's for the young and stupid.
Am I right?
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You really want me
to answer that?
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I do not.
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Lilith.
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Piss off.
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I heard you were quite
the crusty old...
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Wait. Wait, wait.
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We, uh, maybe got off
on the wrong foot.
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You see, um...
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I represent a very wealthy man
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who has a contract for you.
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I've got a job.
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Maybe next month.
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You collect on that scum
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dead or alive, right?
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Hey.
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Not in here, big boy.
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We don't want any trouble.
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It's just, uh, our employer
is, uh, not one for waiting.
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Who is?
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Are you with these assholes?
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Or are you just a fan
of violence?
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These gentlemen work
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or should I say "worked" for me?
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I'll get Kimber
to clean this up.
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Thanks, Quinn.
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That was impressive.
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I warned them
not to underestimate you.
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My name is Deukalian Atlas.
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And, uh...
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Hold on.
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This is...
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This is rather awkward.
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Hey, you there.
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Fat boy.
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Put me on.
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But she just
killed Frank and Wes.
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But she would never
shoot a man of your caliber.
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Mm.
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As I was saying...
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Start walking.
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My name is Deukalian Atlas.
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President of the...
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The Atlas Corporation?
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Clue's in the name.
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Look, uh, this has been
a really long day.
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Can we just skip to,
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I don't know, whatever this is?
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Of course.
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My daughter has been kidnapped,
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and I need her returned to me.
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Bounty hunter, not babysitter.
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Haven't you got some
toy soldiers you can send?
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Yes, the Crimson Lance.
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Unfortunately, the kidnapper
is one of them.
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I need an outsider.
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Someone who knows
how to handle a planet
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full of Psychos, skags,
and vault hunters
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like they were born there.
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Your daughter's on Pandora?
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Thoughts and prayers.
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But you couldn't pay me enough
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to set foot
on that shithole again.
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Are you sure about that?
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Oh.
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Maybe you could.
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Okay, I'll start
when my current contract ends.
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Seems like you're free
to start immediately.
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Give her the beacon.
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Activate this device
when you find my daughter
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and my people
will retrieve her.
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You haven't disappointed
so far, Lilith.
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I advise you not to start.
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Sorry.
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Oh, shit.
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Thank you for
flying Atlas transport pods.
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You've arrived
at your destination.
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Pandora.
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Let me tell you
everything you need to know
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about Pandora.
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It's a shithole.
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I should know. I'm from here.
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God, I hate this planet.
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It's the kind of place
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you don't ever wanna return to.
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So, the sooner I find the girl,
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the sooner I can
get the hell outta here.
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The soldier had hijacked
one of Atlas' shuttles
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and crash-landed here
months ago.
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There wasn't much left of it.
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It'd been stripped for parts
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and vandalized
by vault hunters.
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No way to know
if he and Tina even survived.
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Wanna know if you've seen her.
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But then I spoke
to some locals.
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Scavenger kids
barely scraping out a living.
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They told me
Tina and the soldier
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had passed through weeks ago
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heading north
towards Fyrestone.
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Then I ran
into some other locals.
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Run!
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Psychos.
Murderous gangs.
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It was time to catch a ride
and head north.
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Hello, vault hunter.
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Need a ride?
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Yeah, I'm not
a vault hunter, but...
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Then welcome aboard.
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People inside, bags up top.
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Don't need
any explosives going pop.
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That is a mess to clean up,
believe me.
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Hello, passenger.
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My name is Marcus.
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But of course,
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you're not here for small talk.
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You are here to find the vault.
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Uh, you can stop there.
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Not a vault hunter.
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Just need a ride.
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If you say so.
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Well, hello,
brave vault hunter.
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So, you've come in search
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of the secret lost vault
of the Eridians,
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right here on Pandora!
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Do you want to be rich
beyond your wildest dreams?
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First, you must find the keys,
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then the vault itself,
but it won't be easy.
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Could you turn this shit off?
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Not a vault hunter.
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No can do.
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This bus is for transporting
vault hunters, so...
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Will you be
the one to find the vault?
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Ancient alien treasure filled
with high-tech secrets...
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Pandora is a dangerous place,
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so you need superior firepower.
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Prepare yourself
with one of Marcus' munitions.
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Next stop, Fyrestone,
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where all vault hunters begin.
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Uh, no.
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Really, I am not...
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Thanks.
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Good luck, vault hunter.
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I hope you find
what you're searching for.
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Two weeks on the trail,
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and it was as cold
as Pandora's moons.
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Tina and the soldier
were long gone.
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I needed a miracle,
but I got something else.
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My eye!
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You shot me in my eye!
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You blinded me for life!
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How will I manage to survive?
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I'm just kidding!
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I was designed to withstand
all kinds of violent acts,
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even completely
unjustified ones like yours.
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Now, I bet you're wondering,
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what's the deal with this thing?
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Uh, no, I'm not.
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I'm programmed for humor,
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so I will process that
as "witty banter."
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Beat it.
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I'm a Hyperion brand CL4P-TP,
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possibly the last of my kind
still in service.
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But you can call me...
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Whoopsie! Ha!
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You accidentally shot me
in the face again.
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As I was saying,
you can call me Claptrap.
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You know,
I can do this all night,
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so piss off.
272
00:15:04,857 --> 00:15:05,822
Believe me,
I wish I could
273
00:15:05,924 --> 00:15:07,151
based on what little
I've experienced
274
00:15:07,253 --> 00:15:09,460
of your horrendous personality.
275
00:15:09,562 --> 00:15:11,252
But I have no choice.
276
00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:12,759
What do you mean?
277
00:15:12,861 --> 00:15:14,265
Did Atlas send you?
278
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:15,798
Atlas? Yuck!
279
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,264
I don't work
for the competition.
280
00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:19,570
No, I've been lying dormant
under a garbage heap
281
00:15:19,672 --> 00:15:21,739
for... calculating... 36 years!
282
00:15:21,841 --> 00:15:23,803
But the moment
you landed on Pandora,
283
00:15:23,905 --> 00:15:25,604
I was reactivated
284
00:15:25,706 --> 00:15:28,271
because I've been programmed
to help you upon your return!
285
00:15:28,373 --> 00:15:29,445
No one knew I was coming here.
286
00:15:29,547 --> 00:15:31,239
Not even me.
287
00:15:31,341 --> 00:15:32,415
Who programmed you?
288
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:33,951
I don't know!
289
00:15:34,053 --> 00:15:35,776
Which is a shame,
because you're an awful person
290
00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:37,812
and I'd love to know
who to blame for this.
291
00:15:37,914 --> 00:15:40,281
Since I don't, I have
no choice but to serve you
292
00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:41,957
until you're dead.
293
00:15:42,059 --> 00:15:43,925
Did that sound like a threat?
Sorry.
294
00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,354
Anyway, as long as
you're not dead,
295
00:15:46,456 --> 00:15:47,630
- I'm here to help.
- Oh.
296
00:15:47,732 --> 00:15:49,266
And I have many skills.
297
00:15:49,369 --> 00:15:51,160
Balancing.
298
00:15:51,262 --> 00:15:52,536
Turning in circles.
299
00:15:52,638 --> 00:15:54,266
I don't need a partner.
300
00:15:54,368 --> 00:15:56,540
Uh, I can also access
the ECHOnet.
301
00:15:56,642 --> 00:15:58,708
Did you say "ECHOnet"?
302
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,271
Can you use it to find someone?
303
00:16:00,373 --> 00:16:01,808
Of course.
Just show me a picture.
304
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:03,308
I'll hack and search
305
00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:05,179
its slowly dying
visual banks for matches
306
00:16:05,281 --> 00:16:07,383
and find your target's
last known location.
307
00:16:07,486 --> 00:16:08,643
Find her.
308
00:16:08,745 --> 00:16:10,553
She was last seen
outside Fyrestone.
309
00:16:10,655 --> 00:16:13,550
Accessing network.
310
00:16:13,652 --> 00:16:15,189
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
311
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,960
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
312
00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:18,929
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
313
00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:20,622
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
314
00:16:20,724 --> 00:16:22,727
Could you do it
without the singing?
315
00:16:22,829 --> 00:16:24,561
Yes!
316
00:16:24,663 --> 00:16:25,861
♪ Scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
317
00:16:26,504 --> 00:16:27,869
Done!
318
00:16:27,971 --> 00:16:29,401
Your target was last recorded
319
00:16:29,504 --> 00:16:31,740
near an abandoned quarry
in the Tundra Express!
320
00:16:31,842 --> 00:16:33,978
It's only 132 days on foot
321
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,876
with a 98% chance of being
eaten by a Craw maggot!
322
00:16:36,978 --> 00:16:39,309
I like those odds!
323
00:16:39,411 --> 00:16:40,645
We're gonna need some wheels.
324
00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:46,249
That's the Crimson Lance,
Atlas' private army.
325
00:16:46,351 --> 00:16:47,690
What are they doing here?
326
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,684
Oh, just a guess here.
327
00:16:49,786 --> 00:16:52,525
Exactly the same thing
you're doing.
328
00:16:52,627 --> 00:16:55,559
And the Lance
teaming up with the Psychos?
329
00:16:55,661 --> 00:16:57,099
It seems like Atlas will hire
330
00:16:57,201 --> 00:16:59,034
just about anyone
to find his daughter.
331
00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:01,468
Concentrating.
Sorry.
332
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:06,402
Huh. The Lance are leaving.
333
00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:07,877
I guess they didn't find her.
334
00:17:07,979 --> 00:17:09,745
No more Mommy!
335
00:17:09,847 --> 00:17:11,973
Free lunch! Hot delivery!
336
00:17:14,513 --> 00:17:16,186
Huh?
337
00:17:24,527 --> 00:17:27,257
That was so out of character
to save those children.
338
00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:28,697
Well, I needed a ride.
339
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,099
For a second there,
340
00:17:30,201 --> 00:17:32,099
I thought you weren't
a horrible person.
341
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:34,730
Phew! The world
makes sense again.
342
00:17:34,832 --> 00:17:36,473
Now, there's only room
for one up front,
343
00:17:36,575 --> 00:17:37,773
but worry not.
344
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,671
I can sit on your lap.
345
00:17:42,382 --> 00:17:43,441
Lilith!
346
00:17:43,543 --> 00:17:45,743
You accidentally locked me
in the back!
347
00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,614
Lilith!
348
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,782
Please drain my battery.
349
00:18:19,884 --> 00:18:20,913
Put me back to sleep.
350
00:18:21,015 --> 00:18:22,687
I won't tell.
351
00:18:22,789 --> 00:18:23,919
You said you wanted to help.
352
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,648
I said I'm programmed to help.
353
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,757
What I want to do
is wipe my memory,
354
00:18:27,859 --> 00:18:29,785
you horrendous she-devil.
355
00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:31,954
Are you sure these
are the right coordinates?
356
00:18:32,056 --> 00:18:34,631
Yes. This is the last known
location of your quarry.
357
00:18:34,733 --> 00:18:37,364
Get it?
358
00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:38,829
But it looks like
she's long gone by now.
359
00:18:41,969 --> 00:18:43,064
Does it?
360
00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:16,768
You know, it's quite
a menagerie you've got here.
361
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:21,971
You could start
your own Pandoran zoo.
362
00:19:28,578 --> 00:19:30,111
You must be Tina.
363
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:34,852
Name's Lilith.
364
00:19:37,862 --> 00:19:39,725
So, that soldier...
365
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,757
who brought you here,
366
00:19:41,859 --> 00:19:43,058
is he playing
hide-and-seek, too?
367
00:19:43,801 --> 00:19:45,528
He left me.
368
00:19:45,630 --> 00:19:46,897
I haven't seen him in days.
369
00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,837
Well, I'm here to take you home
370
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,373
to your father.
371
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:55,405
Yeah, he seems like
a real, uh, sweetheart.
372
00:19:55,507 --> 00:19:56,945
What? My daddy?
373
00:19:57,047 --> 00:19:58,878
I get to see my daddy?
374
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,376
Really?
375
00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:01,579
I've been so afraid.
376
00:20:01,681 --> 00:20:02,852
- Yeah.
-I've been scared.
377
00:20:02,954 --> 00:20:04,288
Speaking of your daddy...
378
00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:05,685
The noises outside
really freaked me out.
379
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,047
I've just gotta let him know
that I got you safe...
380
00:20:07,149 --> 00:20:08,020
I should probably
get my stuff.
381
00:20:08,122 --> 00:20:09,091
Shit.
382
00:20:09,193 --> 00:20:11,952
I really love my daddy.
383
00:20:12,054 --> 00:20:14,791
He's such a nurturing
parental figure.
384
00:20:14,893 --> 00:20:16,663
Sure, I'll have to take
your word for it.
385
00:20:21,531 --> 00:20:22,763
Miss Lilith,
386
00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:24,869
can you grab my Badonkadonk?
387
00:20:26,074 --> 00:20:27,509
Your what now?
388
00:20:36,084 --> 00:20:37,453
You little...
389
00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:46,764
I love it
when bounty hunters drop by.
390
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:48,590
Time to make it rain...
391
00:20:48,692 --> 00:20:49,766
with your body parts.
392
00:20:59,569 --> 00:21:01,109
Hey.
393
00:21:01,211 --> 00:21:02,907
You still alive down there?
394
00:21:05,842 --> 00:21:08,776
She seems deranged.
395
00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:10,453
You two have a lot in common.
396
00:21:13,192 --> 00:21:14,787
Only she's smaller,
nicer, cuter.
397
00:21:16,195 --> 00:21:17,825
Hope that wasn't
something important.
398
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,657
Fix this.
399
00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:21,659
Because, whoo, it's toast.
400
00:21:23,892 --> 00:21:25,160
Where'd you go?
401
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,162
Tina.
402
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,934
Look, I... I'm here to save you.
403
00:21:32,036 --> 00:21:33,843
Do I look like
I need saving?
404
00:21:33,945 --> 00:21:35,706
'Cause I'm up here
405
00:21:35,808 --> 00:21:37,538
and you're all hiding
under a car.
406
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,839
Like a bitch!
407
00:21:38,941 --> 00:21:40,874
You get down here right now.
408
00:21:40,976 --> 00:21:43,788
Oh, Krieg!
409
00:21:47,585 --> 00:21:49,456
This fancy-ass woman
410
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,659
just pointed a gun
at your best friend.
411
00:21:53,089 --> 00:21:55,866
I will lick
your spine clean.
412
00:21:55,968 --> 00:21:58,001
Holed up with Psychos?
413
00:21:58,103 --> 00:22:01,069
He only used to be a Psycho.
414
00:22:01,171 --> 00:22:03,202
Now he's my big brother!
415
00:22:03,304 --> 00:22:04,870
How sweet.
416
00:22:04,972 --> 00:22:06,204
One of you kill the other,
I'm gonna go get a coffee.
417
00:22:16,187 --> 00:22:17,979
Tell her what she's won, Krieg.
418
00:22:18,081 --> 00:22:19,951
You've walked
the wrong dog.
419
00:22:21,819 --> 00:22:23,719
Shoot him in the face.
420
00:22:23,821 --> 00:22:24,725
Shoot him in the face again.
421
00:22:27,663 --> 00:22:29,028
It's not working.
Forget it. Abort. Go!
422
00:22:29,131 --> 00:22:30,192
Run, run!
423
00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:54,757
Mine's bigger.
424
00:22:57,697 --> 00:22:58,429
Listen.
425
00:22:59,328 --> 00:23:01,724
I was sent by your father.
426
00:23:01,826 --> 00:23:03,398
Well, that's strange.
427
00:23:03,500 --> 00:23:05,098
Because I don't
have a father, lady.
428
00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,696
I know this planet
can mess with your mind.
429
00:23:08,798 --> 00:23:09,906
My mind is awesome.
430
00:23:10,008 --> 00:23:11,804
My mind's so cool.
431
00:23:11,906 --> 00:23:15,068
Listen, I don't wanna be here.
Nothing personal.
432
00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:16,277
So, if you could
just come with me,
433
00:23:16,379 --> 00:23:17,278
and you could talk to your dad
434
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:18,944
and you guys can sort it out,
435
00:23:19,046 --> 00:23:20,011
family style. And I can...
436
00:23:27,858 --> 00:23:30,285
Nice work, lady.
You led 'em straight to me.
437
00:23:30,387 --> 00:23:34,091
So, Atlas sent
someone new to find the girl.
438
00:23:34,193 --> 00:23:37,092
Never would have thought
it was a scumbag vault hunter.
439
00:23:37,194 --> 00:23:39,635
Actually, I'm not
a scumbag vault hunter.
440
00:23:39,737 --> 00:23:42,133
Actually,
she's a scumbag bounty hunter.
441
00:23:42,235 --> 00:23:44,272
You know, it's not
my fault you suck at your job,
442
00:23:44,374 --> 00:23:46,100
whoever you are. Who are you?
443
00:23:46,202 --> 00:23:48,243
Commander Knoxx
of the Crimson Lance.
444
00:23:48,345 --> 00:23:49,944
And I'm taking the girl with me.
445
00:23:50,047 --> 00:23:51,178
Oh, yeah?
446
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,307
You and what army?
447
00:23:53,283 --> 00:23:54,749
The one right behind me.
448
00:23:58,684 --> 00:23:59,782
Move, move.
449
00:23:59,884 --> 00:24:01,090
Charlie team, right side.
450
00:24:01,192 --> 00:24:02,757
On your lead, with me!
451
00:24:04,721 --> 00:24:05,687
Stay behind me.
452
00:24:05,789 --> 00:24:07,129
- I'll go.
- Wait.
453
00:24:07,231 --> 00:24:08,859
And if you're both nice,
454
00:24:08,961 --> 00:24:11,227
I'll put in a good word
with Daddy.
455
00:24:12,070 --> 00:24:13,163
Sounds good to me.
456
00:24:14,071 --> 00:24:15,701
Sergeant Russo,
457
00:24:15,803 --> 00:24:17,272
bring me a neurocollar
for the girl.
458
00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:18,865
Copy that, Commander.
459
00:24:18,967 --> 00:24:20,935
A collar?
460
00:24:21,037 --> 00:24:22,310
I love new jewelry.
461
00:24:22,412 --> 00:24:24,581
Yeah, I got you a gift, too.
462
00:24:26,115 --> 00:24:27,111
Catch.
463
00:24:28,715 --> 00:24:30,119
Will you be my friend?
464
00:24:30,221 --> 00:24:31,016
Oh, shit!
465
00:24:31,957 --> 00:24:33,183
Yes!
466
00:24:40,461 --> 00:24:41,994
- Come on!
- Hey!
467
00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:05,723
Oh, shit!
468
00:25:05,825 --> 00:25:06,887
Tina!
469
00:25:13,124 --> 00:25:14,488
Stop.
She's coming with me.
470
00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:24,036
I leave you alone
for 10 minutes...
471
00:25:24,834 --> 00:25:25,834
Get in the car.
472
00:25:25,936 --> 00:25:27,077
It's okay. He's with me.
473
00:25:27,179 --> 00:25:28,243
I wish I wasn't.
474
00:25:28,345 --> 00:25:29,877
Get in the car!
475
00:25:32,049 --> 00:25:33,215
Go, go!
476
00:25:40,523 --> 00:25:42,223
Lilith, wait for me!
477
00:25:42,325 --> 00:25:43,191
What did I tell you?
478
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:45,227
Minimal explosions.
479
00:25:45,329 --> 00:25:47,097
No, I said no explosions!
480
00:25:47,199 --> 00:25:48,363
Who the hell are you?
481
00:25:48,465 --> 00:25:50,257
This is Lilith. My dad sent her.
482
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,799
Oh. She's a scumbag
bounty hunter.
483
00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:55,362
No, I am a high-end
bounty hunter, pal.
484
00:25:55,464 --> 00:25:56,901
-No.
- And letting kids get shot at
485
00:25:57,003 --> 00:25:58,272
was not part
of my job description.
486
00:25:58,374 --> 00:25:59,407
Oh, I bet it wasn't.
487
00:25:59,509 --> 00:26:01,369
Lilith. Lilith.
488
00:26:01,471 --> 00:26:03,979
You inadvertently left
your best friend behind!
489
00:26:04,081 --> 00:26:05,715
To die!
490
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,048
Lilith!
491
00:26:16,194 --> 00:26:17,595
Move, move, move!
492
00:26:20,389 --> 00:26:21,264
Hey!
No pressure or anything
493
00:26:21,366 --> 00:26:23,060
but I'd love to come inside,
494
00:26:23,163 --> 00:26:24,735
- if you get a chance.
- What are you doing?
495
00:26:24,837 --> 00:26:27,468
Just hoping you can
reach out and scoop me up.
496
00:26:27,570 --> 00:26:28,606
You don't have to stop, just...
497
00:26:29,941 --> 00:26:31,274
Hey!
498
00:26:31,376 --> 00:26:32,901
Go easy on the merchandise.
499
00:26:33,003 --> 00:26:34,403
Here they come!
500
00:26:38,475 --> 00:26:41,149
All units,
you are now weapons free!
501
00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:42,543
Take them down!
502
00:26:49,888 --> 00:26:51,156
Damn it! You know what?
503
00:26:52,196 --> 00:26:53,290
You drive.
504
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:07,968
You programmed to steer?
505
00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:08,811
Who, me?
506
00:27:16,047 --> 00:27:17,511
Who's driving the damn truck?
507
00:27:17,613 --> 00:27:19,389
♪ Driving, driving, driving ♪
508
00:27:19,491 --> 00:27:20,587
♪ I'm so good at driving ♪
509
00:27:20,689 --> 00:27:21,949
♪ I'm a robot driver ♪
510
00:27:30,998 --> 00:27:32,393
Locking on target, ma'am.
511
00:27:32,496 --> 00:27:34,133
We got a problem!
512
00:27:35,505 --> 00:27:36,300
Brace for impact!
513
00:27:38,343 --> 00:27:39,474
Holy underwear!
514
00:27:45,483 --> 00:27:47,443
I told you to drive. Damn it.
515
00:27:55,959 --> 00:27:58,729
Bandit one, four,
up on the right. Cut 'em off.
516
00:28:02,465 --> 00:28:03,459
They got us pinned.
517
00:28:05,503 --> 00:28:07,702
Not yet they don't. Hold on.
518
00:28:18,014 --> 00:28:19,882
- Brace yourselves.
-What are you doing?
519
00:28:33,531 --> 00:28:35,491
That was a terrible idea
520
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:37,266
but it worked.
521
00:28:37,368 --> 00:28:38,428
Mm, maybe.
522
00:28:40,062 --> 00:28:41,068
Where are we?
523
00:28:42,702 --> 00:28:44,170
Pisswash gully.
524
00:28:47,645 --> 00:28:49,610
What's that smell? Ugh.
525
00:28:49,712 --> 00:28:51,247
- Put the window up.
- Why?
526
00:28:51,349 --> 00:28:52,481
Put the window up!
527
00:28:52,583 --> 00:28:54,280
What is that smell?
528
00:28:54,382 --> 00:28:55,818
What is this "smell"
thing everyone talks about?
529
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,545
- Listen to what I just said!
- I don't want to!
530
00:28:57,647 --> 00:28:59,121
- Roll the window up!
- Don't tell me what to...
531
00:29:04,054 --> 00:29:05,955
It's in my mouth!
532
00:29:06,057 --> 00:29:07,593
Sardine showers.
533
00:29:07,695 --> 00:29:09,259
It's pee. It's pee.
534
00:29:09,362 --> 00:29:11,800
Now I got pee
all in the middle of my truck.
535
00:29:11,902 --> 00:29:13,598
Correction.
It's 67% urine...
536
00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:15,262
14% fecal...
537
00:29:25,109 --> 00:29:26,740
- Oh!
-Look out!
538
00:29:30,454 --> 00:29:31,481
Oh, God!
539
00:29:33,358 --> 00:29:34,589
Don't nobody move.
540
00:29:34,691 --> 00:29:35,421
I'm not about to die in this...
541
00:29:35,523 --> 00:29:36,653
Shut up.
542
00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:42,228
Okay.
543
00:29:43,566 --> 00:29:44,798
Is that...
544
00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,126
This don't look so good.
545
00:29:46,228 --> 00:29:46,969
Yes, it is.
546
00:29:49,234 --> 00:29:50,533
That thing looks angry!
547
00:29:50,635 --> 00:29:52,139
- Do you wanna press reverse?
-Or hungry.
548
00:29:54,474 --> 00:29:55,609
Oh, my God. It's gonna kill us.
It's gonna kill us.
549
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:56,677
Wait a second.
550
00:29:56,779 --> 00:29:58,275
Do you want me to press reverse?
551
00:29:58,377 --> 00:29:59,348
No, I don't
want you to do nothing!
552
00:30:03,587 --> 00:30:04,822
Oh, my God!
553
00:30:08,824 --> 00:30:10,091
Your friends are back.
554
00:30:14,423 --> 00:30:16,564
Roland, don't be stupid.
555
00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:18,125
Just give us the girl.
556
00:30:20,431 --> 00:30:23,368
Everybody, buckle up.
I got a plan.
557
00:30:25,643 --> 00:30:26,635
Somebody hold me!
558
00:30:28,338 --> 00:30:29,605
Seriously, I have no seat belt!
559
00:30:30,813 --> 00:30:33,180
Roland, what are you doing?
560
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:36,447
- Go, go, go!
-Hold on!
561
00:30:41,352 --> 00:30:42,387
- Hold it!
-No, no, no!
562
00:30:58,540 --> 00:30:59,673
Shit.
563
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:00,911
Feels like we blew a tire.
564
00:31:01,678 --> 00:31:03,677
You call that a plan?
565
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,415
It worked, didn't it?
566
00:31:05,517 --> 00:31:06,477
Feel free to applaud.
567
00:31:11,348 --> 00:31:12,751
Yay for not dying!
568
00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:37,112
Nothing.
569
00:31:39,512 --> 00:31:41,718
- You stay here and keep watch.
-Okay.
570
00:31:41,820 --> 00:31:43,651
But it's you
they don't seem to trust.
571
00:31:43,753 --> 00:31:45,615
And who can blame them?
572
00:31:45,717 --> 00:31:48,090
♪ Scanning, scanning, scanning
Scanning ♪
573
00:31:55,898 --> 00:31:58,430
They should be after us by now.
574
00:32:01,700 --> 00:32:04,497
Stingrays won't pursue
without ground support.
575
00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:06,168
Knoxx'll wait on reinforcements.
576
00:32:06,270 --> 00:32:07,439
Let it down, big guy.
577
00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:11,440
Before you added kidnapping
to your resume
578
00:32:11,542 --> 00:32:13,348
you were an officer
in Crimson Lance.
579
00:32:13,450 --> 00:32:14,784
Right?
580
00:32:14,886 --> 00:32:17,147
Roland didn't kidnap me.
He saved me.
581
00:32:17,249 --> 00:32:18,620
Saved you from what?
582
00:32:18,722 --> 00:32:20,318
A life of ease and plenty?
583
00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:22,459
My daddy thinks
I'm the daughter of Eridia.
584
00:32:22,561 --> 00:32:24,185
I can open the vault.
585
00:32:24,287 --> 00:32:25,287
The vault?
586
00:32:25,389 --> 00:32:26,997
That's what this shit is about?
587
00:32:28,590 --> 00:32:30,328
You stole her for yourself.
588
00:32:30,430 --> 00:32:33,330
Now, do you know
how many people have died
589
00:32:33,432 --> 00:32:34,337
looking for that hole
in the dirt?
590
00:32:34,439 --> 00:32:36,165
Well, I do.
591
00:32:36,267 --> 00:32:37,599
My mother was one of them.
592
00:32:37,701 --> 00:32:39,675
We have something they don't,
baby girl.
593
00:32:39,777 --> 00:32:41,173
Oh, let me guess. What? Spirit?
594
00:32:41,275 --> 00:32:43,145
Can-do attitude?
The power of friendship?
595
00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:45,477
A conscience.
596
00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:47,642
Whatever's in that vault,
597
00:32:47,745 --> 00:32:48,852
a man like Atlas
can never get his hands on it.
598
00:32:48,954 --> 00:32:50,317
- All right, Roland, calm down.
-No!
599
00:32:50,419 --> 00:32:52,683
She's a scumbag bounty hunter
who works for Atlas.
600
00:32:52,785 --> 00:32:55,215
What, and you think your band
of merry heroes can stop him?
601
00:32:55,317 --> 00:32:56,519
Oh, we can try.
602
00:32:56,622 --> 00:32:58,388
We just can't watch our backs
while doing it.
603
00:32:58,490 --> 00:33:00,353
So, do me a favor.
Take your weapon.
604
00:33:00,455 --> 00:33:01,796
Toss it over here.
605
00:33:01,898 --> 00:33:03,562
Grab some supplies, take a walk.
606
00:33:03,664 --> 00:33:07,162
You know, when Atlas finds out
about that party back there,
607
00:33:07,264 --> 00:33:08,434
I'm as good as dead.
608
00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:10,436
So, like it or not...
609
00:33:11,775 --> 00:33:12,867
we're on the same side.
610
00:33:22,151 --> 00:33:25,415
A side without an army,
I might add.
611
00:33:25,517 --> 00:33:28,252
So, I hope
you got a better plan than
612
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:30,291
driving down
a thresher's gullet.
613
00:33:31,428 --> 00:33:32,695
No.
614
00:33:32,797 --> 00:33:33,657
But I know someone who does.
615
00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:36,891
A scientist, a vault expert.
616
00:33:36,993 --> 00:33:39,900
It was her idea to break
Tina out and collect the keys.
617
00:33:40,002 --> 00:33:41,669
One key down, two more to go.
618
00:33:41,771 --> 00:33:43,634
And, of course, me.
619
00:33:44,509 --> 00:33:45,740
Load up.
620
00:33:45,842 --> 00:33:47,708
Next stop, Sanctuary City.
621
00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:48,608
All right!
622
00:33:48,711 --> 00:33:49,841
Road trip!
623
00:33:54,478 --> 00:33:55,349
All right, mask up.
624
00:33:56,722 --> 00:33:57,846
We wanna keep a low profile.
625
00:34:01,990 --> 00:34:03,725
Market clear.
626
00:34:03,827 --> 00:34:04,927
Copy that.
627
00:34:05,063 --> 00:34:06,528
Oh, this place
sure has changed,
628
00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:08,121
for the worse.
629
00:34:08,290 --> 00:34:08,923
Back off. Back off!
Heading to Gate 23.
630
00:34:10,502 --> 00:34:11,865
Oh, my.
631
00:34:11,967 --> 00:34:13,295
Who's this handsome devil?
632
00:34:13,397 --> 00:34:14,335
He's a badass killer.
633
00:34:15,733 --> 00:34:18,807
And the reward's
just gone up to 150 grand.
634
00:34:18,909 --> 00:34:19,908
Looks like you're not
635
00:34:20,010 --> 00:34:21,634
the only one
that's special, kid.
636
00:34:21,736 --> 00:34:23,771
Cannibal frog convention!
637
00:34:23,874 --> 00:34:25,546
Okay, so we're here.
638
00:34:25,649 --> 00:34:26,641
Now what?
639
00:34:26,743 --> 00:34:27,783
I need
to locate my contact.
640
00:34:27,885 --> 00:34:29,284
Moxxi will know how to find her.
641
00:34:29,917 --> 00:34:30,918
Moxxi?
642
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:32,248
Yeah. You know her?
643
00:34:32,350 --> 00:34:33,546
Yeah, kind of.
644
00:34:33,648 --> 00:34:35,048
I mean, it's been a while.
645
00:34:35,184 --> 00:34:36,384
Would you be a doll
and hold this? Thank you.
646
00:34:36,486 --> 00:34:38,619
Kriegy! Give me a ride.
647
00:34:38,721 --> 00:34:40,160
Hey.
648
00:34:40,262 --> 00:34:41,597
We're trying to stay low-key.
649
00:34:41,699 --> 00:34:43,395
Hey. Did you find
650
00:34:43,497 --> 00:34:45,966
what you were looking for
in Fyrestone?
651
00:34:46,068 --> 00:34:47,495
Never seen you before, stranger.
652
00:34:47,597 --> 00:34:50,904
Nice try, Miss Vladof Infinity.
653
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:52,899
I never forget a gun.
654
00:34:53,001 --> 00:34:56,438
What are you up to now,
Not-A-Vault-Hunter?
655
00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:57,611
She's vault hunting.
656
00:34:58,913 --> 00:35:00,584
I knew it.
657
00:35:00,686 --> 00:35:01,415
I told you, I knew it.
658
00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:13,862
Well, well, well.
659
00:35:13,964 --> 00:35:15,965
Look what the skag dragged in.
660
00:35:16,067 --> 00:35:17,563
-Hey, Mox.
- Get on in there.
661
00:35:18,594 --> 00:35:21,171
Oh, you are most welcome.
662
00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:30,845
Milkshake for
my little sugarplum,
663
00:35:30,947 --> 00:35:32,947
and drinks for my friends.
664
00:35:33,049 --> 00:35:35,542
I got something to show you.
665
00:35:35,644 --> 00:35:37,653
Everyone, come over here.
666
00:35:37,755 --> 00:35:39,852
Step into my office.
667
00:35:39,954 --> 00:35:40,982
Roland?
668
00:35:42,927 --> 00:35:44,755
- Roland.
-I got it.
669
00:35:46,830 --> 00:35:48,389
Excuse me.
670
00:35:48,491 --> 00:35:49,492
I knew it was you.
671
00:35:49,594 --> 00:35:51,660
- Oh, my God.
-Hey, Larry.
672
00:35:51,762 --> 00:35:53,702
You probably
don't remember me, but
673
00:35:53,804 --> 00:35:55,865
I sure remember you.
674
00:35:57,436 --> 00:35:58,906
Your mama was a good woman.
675
00:35:59,008 --> 00:36:02,036
Yeah, well, wouldn't know.
676
00:36:03,644 --> 00:36:06,183
All right. So,
where is this, uh, scientist?
677
00:36:08,018 --> 00:36:09,545
So, this is where you're headed.
678
00:36:09,647 --> 00:36:11,744
You go all the way
up those stairs
679
00:36:11,846 --> 00:36:14,022
and right there is the elevator.
680
00:36:14,124 --> 00:36:15,724
-Mm-hm.
- Push the button.
681
00:36:15,826 --> 00:36:17,018
Passcode's "ECHO."
682
00:36:17,861 --> 00:36:18,822
- ECHO?
- ECHO.
683
00:36:20,823 --> 00:36:22,496
You sure it's safe
to stay there?
684
00:36:22,598 --> 00:36:25,562
Yeah, as long as this one here
don't blow up the joint.
685
00:36:25,664 --> 00:36:27,661
How's that milkshake there,
sugar pie?
686
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,400
Listen.
687
00:36:31,502 --> 00:36:32,638
For whatever it's worth...
688
00:36:33,936 --> 00:36:37,170
I'm real happy
that you came back home.
689
00:36:37,272 --> 00:36:40,116
And I hope that you know
how much your mama loved you.
690
00:36:40,218 --> 00:36:42,577
She always told me
how special you were.
691
00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:44,012
You know, I appreciate the help.
692
00:36:45,154 --> 00:36:46,080
Let's just leave it at that.
693
00:36:49,022 --> 00:36:50,357
Right.
694
00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:51,589
When they were chasing you,
I was like,
695
00:36:51,691 --> 00:36:52,622
"Hey, don't shoot that guy.
He's my roomie."
696
00:36:52,724 --> 00:36:54,625
- You... You said that?
- Yeah, man.
697
00:36:54,727 --> 00:36:56,827
Hey, you see
your bounty went up?
698
00:36:57,726 --> 00:36:58,700
- My?
- Your bounty.
699
00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:00,133
Get outta here.
700
00:37:00,235 --> 00:37:01,694
Knoxx is on the warpath, stud.
701
00:37:01,796 --> 00:37:03,371
What'd you do to her, man?
702
00:37:03,473 --> 00:37:05,637
Man, I kind of... kind of
ghosted her, you know?
703
00:37:05,739 --> 00:37:08,071
Yeah, you did, man.
You ghosted all of us, man.
704
00:37:10,681 --> 00:37:11,413
Yeah.
705
00:37:13,174 --> 00:37:14,950
Anyway, man,
it was really good to see you.
706
00:37:15,052 --> 00:37:16,318
And, you know, you can trust me.
707
00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:19,418
We're friends, man.
I'm not gonna tell a soul.
708
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:20,755
Oh, Larry,
I'm not worried about you.
709
00:37:20,857 --> 00:37:22,089
You're my guy.
710
00:37:22,191 --> 00:37:24,755
You're my main man.
711
00:37:24,857 --> 00:37:26,791
I got a feeling you're not
going to tell anybody.
712
00:37:32,093 --> 00:37:33,630
Is he going to be okay?
713
00:37:33,732 --> 00:37:35,667
Well, he'll have
a hell of a hangover.
714
00:37:35,769 --> 00:37:38,669
Ooh, who knew electricity
provoked defecation?
715
00:37:38,771 --> 00:37:40,233
Hey.
716
00:37:42,113 --> 00:37:42,975
Y'all better
hustle out the back.
717
00:37:43,077 --> 00:37:44,078
Go out this way.
718
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,940
I got these guys. Go on. Go on.
719
00:37:46,042 --> 00:37:48,780
- Claptrap, let's go.
- Go on. Go on. Go on.
720
00:37:48,882 --> 00:37:52,616
Your buddy boy here just drank
about 10 shots too many
721
00:37:52,718 --> 00:37:55,023
then he dropped
like a sack of potatoes.
722
00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:57,357
I think you forgot me.
723
00:37:57,459 --> 00:38:01,463
Mm. And a tip
is always appreciated.
724
00:38:07,970 --> 00:38:09,101
All right.
725
00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:10,637
This looks like it.
726
00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:13,310
ECHO.
727
00:38:18,914 --> 00:38:19,910
ECHO?
728
00:38:21,150 --> 00:38:22,050
Sure that's the password?
729
00:38:22,152 --> 00:38:24,420
Maybe you gotta echo the "ECHO."
730
00:38:25,152 --> 00:38:26,888
ECHO. ECHO.
731
00:38:26,990 --> 00:38:28,083
All right.
732
00:38:31,055 --> 00:38:33,162
You fools would literally
be dead without me.
733
00:38:33,264 --> 00:38:34,896
- You need me.
-Here we go.
734
00:38:34,998 --> 00:38:36,727
Come on, Claptrap.
735
00:38:36,830 --> 00:38:38,197
Where are we going?
Up.
736
00:38:47,102 --> 00:38:48,672
So, you trust
this woman?
737
00:38:48,774 --> 00:38:51,011
She's a xeno-archaeologist,
all right?
738
00:38:51,113 --> 00:38:52,841
She's a little odd.
739
00:38:52,943 --> 00:38:54,709
But she knows everything
about the vault.
740
00:38:54,811 --> 00:38:57,151
So, if she says something weird,
741
00:38:57,253 --> 00:38:58,649
don't let it get to you, okay?
742
00:38:58,751 --> 00:39:00,989
I am 10
to the 100th power
743
00:39:01,091 --> 00:39:02,722
impressed with this place.
744
00:39:03,919 --> 00:39:05,885
Cool.
745
00:39:05,987 --> 00:39:07,862
Oh! I see you have the girl.
746
00:39:07,964 --> 00:39:09,264
That's right.
747
00:39:09,366 --> 00:39:10,829
Did you find
a vault key, too?
748
00:39:11,759 --> 00:39:13,934
Hi, I'm Tina.
749
00:39:14,036 --> 00:39:15,328
The special one.
750
00:39:15,970 --> 00:39:16,967
Huh.
751
00:39:19,877 --> 00:39:20,872
Tannis.
752
00:39:31,854 --> 00:39:32,587
Oh.
753
00:39:33,858 --> 00:39:35,315
Hello, Lilith.
754
00:39:37,395 --> 00:39:38,989
Okay, good.
So you guys know each other.
755
00:39:39,897 --> 00:39:40,925
Unfortunately.
756
00:39:42,033 --> 00:39:43,664
I'm not staying here.
757
00:39:44,802 --> 00:39:45,767
What?
758
00:39:45,869 --> 00:39:47,533
Okay.
759
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,362
But you all smell
like thresher urine.
760
00:39:49,464 --> 00:39:51,869
And your wanted poster
just went up all over town.
761
00:39:51,971 --> 00:39:54,805
So, I suggest that you all
settle in and clean up.
762
00:39:54,907 --> 00:39:57,144
Now, the electroshower
is right over there.
763
00:39:57,246 --> 00:39:58,480
Ooh, shower.
764
00:39:58,582 --> 00:40:00,448
Hey, kids,
we're out of here. Let's go.
765
00:40:00,551 --> 00:40:02,108
Lilith? Hey, I get it.
There's history here.
766
00:40:02,210 --> 00:40:03,712
I don't even need
to know what it is.
767
00:40:03,814 --> 00:40:05,247
The point is that she's right.
768
00:40:05,349 --> 00:40:06,781
If there's a poster of me,
that means there's one of you.
769
00:40:06,883 --> 00:40:08,082
They're looking for all of us.
770
00:40:08,218 --> 00:40:08,957
I hate to say it,
but we don't have a choice.
771
00:40:09,059 --> 00:40:10,086
We gotta sit tight.
772
00:40:12,053 --> 00:40:13,721
Lilith, we don't have a choice.
773
00:40:13,823 --> 00:40:15,230
What is happening, Tannis?
774
00:40:15,332 --> 00:40:16,956
-Electroshower.
- Wait.
775
00:40:17,058 --> 00:40:18,801
Wait, guys.
776
00:40:20,195 --> 00:40:22,364
-Time to shower.
- Claptrap.
777
00:40:22,466 --> 00:40:23,906
♪ It's time for showering
Showering, time for some... ♪
778
00:40:24,008 --> 00:40:25,240
That's not... No.
779
00:40:25,342 --> 00:40:27,367
Claptrap.
780
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,511
Rebooting.
781
00:40:31,613 --> 00:40:32,746
Everybody,
just settle down, please.
782
00:40:33,742 --> 00:40:34,781
Settle down.
783
00:40:35,779 --> 00:40:37,011
Hey, hey! Settle down.
784
00:40:37,113 --> 00:40:38,244
Square root of 929,000...
785
00:40:38,413 --> 00:40:40,088
I am basing my assumption
that you're upset
786
00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:42,323
on your body language.
787
00:40:42,425 --> 00:40:44,560
Perceptive as ever, I see.
788
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,730
Because of your mother?
789
00:40:50,431 --> 00:40:52,799
Uh, no, because of you.
790
00:40:54,071 --> 00:40:55,505
She trusted you...
791
00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:58,970
to take care of me.
792
00:41:00,144 --> 00:41:01,478
But you ran back here
793
00:41:01,580 --> 00:41:05,977
to chase after that mystical
Eridian vault bullshit.
794
00:41:07,251 --> 00:41:08,947
I left you with tradespeople.
795
00:41:10,315 --> 00:41:11,882
Oh.
796
00:41:11,984 --> 00:41:14,055
Yes. You mean
the murderers and thieves
797
00:41:14,157 --> 00:41:15,448
on the mining ship.
798
00:41:16,293 --> 00:41:17,824
It's what your mother wanted.
799
00:41:19,089 --> 00:41:21,029
She wanted me
to learn how to kill
800
00:41:21,131 --> 00:41:22,359
by the age of 10?
801
00:41:22,461 --> 00:41:24,290
How to survive.
802
00:41:24,392 --> 00:41:26,366
I had to come back here
to finish her work.
803
00:41:26,468 --> 00:41:28,230
She believed the Eridian vault
804
00:41:28,332 --> 00:41:30,571
had the power to change things
for the better and...
805
00:41:30,673 --> 00:41:33,334
She traded her daughter
for a waste of time.
806
00:41:50,995 --> 00:41:52,155
Go back inside.
807
00:41:53,195 --> 00:41:54,223
It's not safe.
808
00:41:55,298 --> 00:41:56,566
I can look after myself.
809
00:41:57,300 --> 00:41:59,063
Told you I'm special.
810
00:42:00,136 --> 00:42:01,230
Aren't we all?
811
00:42:02,137 --> 00:42:03,369
Yeah.
812
00:42:03,471 --> 00:42:04,840
They made me that way.
813
00:42:04,943 --> 00:42:06,070
Made you?
814
00:42:07,276 --> 00:42:08,501
What do you mean?
815
00:42:11,139 --> 00:42:12,914
Your father is Deukalian Atlas,
816
00:42:13,017 --> 00:42:14,247
isn't he?
817
00:42:14,349 --> 00:42:16,284
Yes and no.
818
00:42:16,386 --> 00:42:19,118
Not a "yes or no" question.
819
00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:20,590
He's...
820
00:42:22,025 --> 00:42:22,922
my...
821
00:42:25,028 --> 00:42:26,728
creator.
822
00:42:28,292 --> 00:42:32,633
Atlas is bananapants obsessed
with the vault.
823
00:42:32,736 --> 00:42:36,569
He says only a daughter
of Eridia can open it.
824
00:42:36,671 --> 00:42:38,102
He found a piece
of the vault key,
825
00:42:40,034 --> 00:42:41,802
and on that piece
826
00:42:41,904 --> 00:42:44,009
was a tiny bit...
827
00:42:44,983 --> 00:42:45,948
of blood.
828
00:42:46,050 --> 00:42:47,716
Eridian blood.
829
00:42:49,253 --> 00:42:50,450
He cloned an Eridian.
830
00:42:50,552 --> 00:42:52,952
And guess who that Eridian is?
831
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:56,087
Hmm. Is her name Tina?
832
00:42:57,060 --> 00:42:57,792
Boom.
833
00:42:59,163 --> 00:43:01,153
But it's all good.
834
00:43:01,255 --> 00:43:04,466
I don't care I grew up in a lab.
835
00:43:04,568 --> 00:43:06,961
I never wanted
a mother or a father.
836
00:43:07,063 --> 00:43:10,436
He created you to open a vault.
837
00:43:10,538 --> 00:43:12,770
God, what an asshole.
838
00:43:12,872 --> 00:43:14,710
That's an understatement.
839
00:43:16,173 --> 00:43:18,807
He'll use whatever
technology's inside
840
00:43:18,909 --> 00:43:20,408
and make superweapons.
841
00:43:21,385 --> 00:43:23,752
The dude's got major issues.
842
00:43:25,554 --> 00:43:27,954
I'm just a product to Atlas.
843
00:43:29,225 --> 00:43:30,183
If he gets me,
844
00:43:30,285 --> 00:43:32,057
he's gonna make me
open the vault.
845
00:43:33,765 --> 00:43:35,995
Then he's just gonna lock me up
into another secret lab
846
00:43:37,026 --> 00:43:37,931
and do more experiments.
847
00:43:39,637 --> 00:43:41,104
And if you saw
the things they did
848
00:43:41,206 --> 00:43:42,204
to the other clones...
849
00:43:42,306 --> 00:43:43,805
He's not gonna find you.
850
00:43:57,288 --> 00:43:59,117
Yo! Whassup?
851
00:44:00,057 --> 00:44:01,355
Yeah!
852
00:44:01,457 --> 00:44:03,292
Hey, there, sugar chips.
853
00:44:03,394 --> 00:44:04,821
You need a firmware update?
854
00:44:04,923 --> 00:44:06,385
Piss off, short stuff.
855
00:44:06,487 --> 00:44:08,093
Someone needs
an oil change.
856
00:44:10,632 --> 00:44:13,866
My daddy always had a saying.
857
00:44:13,969 --> 00:44:17,063
Never trust a man
who can't hold his liquor.
858
00:44:17,165 --> 00:44:18,535
She tased me, all right?
859
00:44:18,637 --> 00:44:19,866
I love alcohol.
860
00:44:19,968 --> 00:44:20,969
I can be wild.
861
00:44:21,071 --> 00:44:22,335
As for that little girl,
862
00:44:22,437 --> 00:44:24,579
you don't think
the second I saw her,
863
00:44:24,681 --> 00:44:26,072
I wouldn't hand her
right over to you
864
00:44:26,174 --> 00:44:27,216
just to get rid of you?
865
00:44:27,318 --> 00:44:28,541
I admire the fight,
866
00:44:28,643 --> 00:44:30,543
but let me take you through
what happens next.
867
00:44:30,645 --> 00:44:32,149
Spare parts!
We seal the city...
868
00:44:32,251 --> 00:44:34,088
Anyone got
spare parts that I can use?
869
00:44:34,190 --> 00:44:34,955
Uh-oh.
870
00:44:36,361 --> 00:44:37,390
Hey, hey, that's his robot.
871
00:44:37,492 --> 00:44:38,692
It's an old CL4P...
872
00:44:38,794 --> 00:44:39,892
Excuse me.
Coming through.
873
00:44:39,994 --> 00:44:41,731
Got a computer virus.
Highly contagious.
874
00:44:43,157 --> 00:44:44,192
Clear the street!
875
00:44:44,294 --> 00:44:45,499
You,
down on the ground.
876
00:44:45,601 --> 00:44:46,659
Move, move, move!
877
00:44:49,136 --> 00:44:51,372
Now that we have
Tina and the first key,
878
00:44:51,474 --> 00:44:52,808
I wanna show you this.
879
00:44:54,612 --> 00:44:56,905
This is a mining journal
left behind
880
00:44:57,007 --> 00:44:58,273
by a corporate bureaucrat.
881
00:44:58,376 --> 00:45:00,248
He cataloged everything
the miners brought in,
882
00:45:00,350 --> 00:45:01,447
most of it useless.
883
00:45:01,549 --> 00:45:03,984
But on this page...
884
00:45:08,687 --> 00:45:10,254
Another key.
885
00:45:10,356 --> 00:45:13,255
He thought it was a useless
piece of Eridian pottery.
886
00:45:13,357 --> 00:45:15,891
He had no clue
they'd found a vault key.
887
00:45:15,993 --> 00:45:17,423
That makes two of three.
888
00:45:17,525 --> 00:45:19,192
So,
if this is the second key,
889
00:45:19,294 --> 00:45:21,196
why don't you already have it?
890
00:45:21,298 --> 00:45:23,531
Because the mine
is in Caustic Caverns.
891
00:45:24,175 --> 00:45:26,034
Oh, shit.
892
00:45:26,136 --> 00:45:27,975
Danger! Red alert!
893
00:45:28,077 --> 00:45:30,270
People, we need to move!
The soldiers, they're coming!
894
00:45:30,372 --> 00:45:31,404
They have guns!
They're shooting!
895
00:45:31,506 --> 00:45:32,478
- They're firing!
- Clappy, slow your roll.
896
00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:33,880
What is the dealio?
897
00:45:33,982 --> 00:45:36,476
The soldier woman
who really hates Roland,
898
00:45:36,578 --> 00:45:39,051
which suggests
the two of them had some...
899
00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:41,151
- Come on, get to the point.
- She was at the bar
900
00:45:41,253 --> 00:45:43,225
interrogating Moxxi
and your friend Larry...
901
00:45:43,327 --> 00:45:44,283
Was that his name?
902
00:45:44,385 --> 00:45:45,987
Seemed like a decent roommate.
903
00:45:46,089 --> 00:45:47,289
Did they see you?
904
00:45:47,392 --> 00:45:50,599
Do you promise
not to be angry if I say yes?
905
00:45:50,701 --> 00:45:53,102
Lance units,
block all exits.
906
00:45:53,204 --> 00:45:55,338
No one leaves.
907
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,105
Get this thing out of here.
908
00:45:57,208 --> 00:45:58,638
Masks off.
909
00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:00,142
Of course, Commander.
910
00:46:00,244 --> 00:46:02,241
Of course. Hey!
911
00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:05,506
Double-perched custom Blaster
with ionized projectiles.
912
00:46:05,608 --> 00:46:08,117
That'll outpace any
bone shredder on Pandora.
913
00:46:08,219 --> 00:46:09,178
You wanna trade?
914
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,949
I'll give you
special price, huh?
915
00:46:11,051 --> 00:46:14,581
Sanctuary
is now on lockdown.
916
00:46:14,683 --> 00:46:17,256
No one goes anywhere
until we find that robot.
917
00:46:17,358 --> 00:46:20,621
Is there any way out of here
that doesn't involve garbage?
918
00:46:22,199 --> 00:46:22,997
Um...
919
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:25,158
No.
920
00:46:46,487 --> 00:46:47,521
What?
921
00:46:47,623 --> 00:46:48,649
Did you guys wanna use it?
922
00:46:52,787 --> 00:46:56,157
The entrance is underneath
all of that debris.
923
00:46:56,260 --> 00:46:57,163
Under there.
924
00:47:00,328 --> 00:47:03,131
Whoo! Look what I got!
925
00:47:03,233 --> 00:47:04,634
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
926
00:47:04,736 --> 00:47:05,699
Open it.
927
00:47:10,742 --> 00:47:12,539
Hello.
928
00:47:12,641 --> 00:47:14,343
Would you
look at that? A ladder.
929
00:47:14,445 --> 00:47:16,584
Unfortunately,
my design doesn't facilitate
930
00:47:16,686 --> 00:47:18,252
this type of vertical travel.
931
00:47:18,354 --> 00:47:19,345
Drats.
932
00:47:19,447 --> 00:47:20,890
Guess I'll just...
933
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,693
Well...
934
00:47:24,795 --> 00:47:26,324
- Destiny awaits.
-I'm fine!
935
00:47:28,191 --> 00:47:30,425
Mm! Meat soup.
936
00:47:30,527 --> 00:47:33,166
Chemical waste
from the mining equipment.
937
00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:35,496
It's corrosive enough
to dissolve almost anything
938
00:47:35,598 --> 00:47:37,038
except the natural crystals
in this cavern.
939
00:47:38,434 --> 00:47:40,873
How are we gonna
get through this?
940
00:47:40,975 --> 00:47:43,240
Well, it's not gonna
be that way.
941
00:47:43,342 --> 00:47:45,246
Looks like we gotta
take the high road.
942
00:47:45,348 --> 00:47:47,045
Krieg.
943
00:47:47,147 --> 00:47:48,575
Let's see if we can
grab this here.
944
00:47:48,677 --> 00:47:50,618
Luckily,
my wheel's too large,
945
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:52,380
so I'll just watch you all melt
946
00:47:52,482 --> 00:47:53,813
from a safe
and reasonable distance.
947
00:47:56,057 --> 00:47:58,053
You are small enough
to get in there.
948
00:47:58,155 --> 00:47:59,522
Head through the tunnel,
949
00:47:59,624 --> 00:48:01,929
locate the main access control
panel and then unlock
950
00:48:02,031 --> 00:48:03,599
- the door at the end.
-Can do!
951
00:48:03,701 --> 00:48:05,364
- Quietly.
-No problem.
952
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:07,593
I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to each one of you
953
00:48:07,695 --> 00:48:09,537
in the most
horrifying way possible.
954
00:48:09,639 --> 00:48:12,068
All right, I'll go first.
955
00:48:12,170 --> 00:48:14,301
- I got this.
- No, I got it.
956
00:48:14,403 --> 00:48:15,635
- I got it.
-Tina!
957
00:48:15,738 --> 00:48:17,412
Coming through!
Hey, hey.
958
00:48:17,514 --> 00:48:18,545
Relax.
959
00:48:18,647 --> 00:48:19,579
I'm the lightest.
960
00:48:19,681 --> 00:48:21,181
- Tina!
- Hey!
961
00:48:28,590 --> 00:48:29,684
Ladies first.
962
00:48:30,758 --> 00:48:32,060
Don't mind if I do.
963
00:48:42,672 --> 00:48:43,632
- You all right?
- Mm-hmm.
964
00:48:46,201 --> 00:48:47,276
Be careful.
965
00:48:56,683 --> 00:48:58,253
Guys.
966
00:48:58,355 --> 00:48:59,087
Look.
967
00:49:07,394 --> 00:49:10,258
Hope blooms
in the strangest places.
968
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,325
It's kind of pretty.
969
00:49:11,427 --> 00:49:12,501
Mission accomplished!
970
00:49:12,603 --> 00:49:14,364
The door is unlocked.
971
00:49:14,466 --> 00:49:15,904
♪ Who's the best?
I'm the best ♪
972
00:49:16,006 --> 00:49:17,639
♪ Give me a job
I pass the test ♪
973
00:49:17,741 --> 00:49:18,538
Can't take him anywhere.
974
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:19,638
Well?
975
00:49:19,740 --> 00:49:20,735
You're welcome.
976
00:49:21,877 --> 00:49:24,139
Impossible to please.
977
00:49:35,659 --> 00:49:37,458
Scream showers.
978
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,025
It's Bloodshots.
979
00:49:39,127 --> 00:49:40,624
Yeah, their symbols
are everywhere.
980
00:49:40,726 --> 00:49:44,699
These are the Psychos
other psychos are afraid of.
981
00:49:44,801 --> 00:49:46,561
They're probably still here.
982
00:49:46,663 --> 00:49:48,327
- Let's go find out.
- No bombs.
983
00:49:48,429 --> 00:49:49,838
I'll be surgical.
984
00:49:49,940 --> 00:49:51,832
There's only one of you
in the world...
985
00:49:53,676 --> 00:49:54,703
and you're special.
986
00:49:57,609 --> 00:49:59,480
You guys sit tight.
Wait for us to come back.
987
00:49:59,582 --> 00:50:00,676
Come on, Lil.
988
00:50:17,867 --> 00:50:19,662
Dealt with Bloodshots before?
989
00:50:20,504 --> 00:50:21,494
Once.
990
00:50:21,596 --> 00:50:22,735
How'd you make it out?
991
00:50:22,837 --> 00:50:24,940
Kind words and hugs?
992
00:50:25,042 --> 00:50:25,904
I don't know what it is
that happens to 'em
993
00:50:26,006 --> 00:50:27,604
when they're down here
994
00:50:27,706 --> 00:50:29,309
but it's like they get hit
with an extra dose of crazy.
995
00:50:35,217 --> 00:50:36,976
Strip the flesh,
salt the wound!
996
00:50:40,156 --> 00:50:42,350
- There's too many to shoot.
- Or blow up?
997
00:50:42,452 --> 00:50:44,057
Well, we can't really blend in.
998
00:50:44,159 --> 00:50:45,561
We don't look
anything like them.
999
00:50:45,663 --> 00:50:46,924
Except you, handsome.
1000
00:50:47,026 --> 00:50:48,964
Thank you!
1001
00:50:49,067 --> 00:50:50,427
Well,
according to my calculations,
1002
00:50:50,529 --> 00:50:51,765
the odds of a successful
stealth operation
1003
00:50:51,867 --> 00:50:53,168
in this scenario is...
1004
00:50:53,899 --> 00:50:55,768
0%? Wow!
1005
00:50:55,870 --> 00:50:57,470
You never see that!
1006
00:50:57,572 --> 00:50:59,906
Well, I guess that's it then.
Back to the truck, right?
1007
00:51:00,008 --> 00:51:01,475
Did you factor in a distraction?
1008
00:51:01,578 --> 00:51:02,942
Of course.
1009
00:51:03,044 --> 00:51:04,308
I analyzed 16 million versions
1010
00:51:04,410 --> 00:51:05,744
where one of you
creates a distraction.
1011
00:51:05,846 --> 00:51:07,373
Total failure.
1012
00:51:07,475 --> 00:51:09,882
No, not one of us.
1013
00:51:09,984 --> 00:51:11,320
Wait, who else is...?
1014
00:51:11,422 --> 00:51:12,922
Oh, no.
1015
00:51:18,729 --> 00:51:21,388
Coming through.
1016
00:51:23,491 --> 00:51:24,232
Hi, there.
1017
00:51:25,063 --> 00:51:26,300
How you doing?
1018
00:51:29,569 --> 00:51:31,767
Just a little nervous laughter
to crack the ice.
1019
00:51:32,841 --> 00:51:34,602
Shiny!
1020
00:51:34,704 --> 00:51:36,304
Just rolling through town
1021
00:51:36,406 --> 00:51:37,773
looking for a good time.
1022
00:51:41,444 --> 00:51:42,750
Ladies and gentlemen!
1023
00:51:42,852 --> 00:51:44,582
Your attention, please.
1024
00:51:47,550 --> 00:51:49,122
I am here because I want to be
1025
00:51:49,224 --> 00:51:50,649
and not for a more
justifiable reason
1026
00:51:50,751 --> 00:51:52,321
like trying to be a distraction.
1027
00:51:52,423 --> 00:51:54,259
Even though it makes no sense
1028
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:55,797
for me to say
what I'm about to say,
1029
00:51:55,899 --> 00:51:57,495
and even though anyone rational
1030
00:51:57,597 --> 00:51:59,699
would suspect it was just
part of a crude plan,
1031
00:51:59,801 --> 00:52:00,970
I have decided
1032
00:52:01,072 --> 00:52:04,336
entirely on my own
to say the following.
1033
00:52:04,438 --> 00:52:07,966
Y'all bitches
need to eat your own butts
1034
00:52:08,069 --> 00:52:09,309
with your poopy-mouth...
1035
00:52:09,411 --> 00:52:11,640
...ass-faces until you die
from loser poisoning
1036
00:52:11,742 --> 00:52:15,443
like the stupid
pus-crotches that you is.
1037
00:52:19,753 --> 00:52:21,889
Was that too much?
It was too much, wasn't it?
1038
00:52:21,991 --> 00:52:23,386
What took it over the edge?
1039
00:52:23,488 --> 00:52:24,754
Was it the
"poopy-mouth ass-faces"?
1040
00:52:26,630 --> 00:52:27,757
Stairs. Come on!
1041
00:52:33,565 --> 00:52:35,127
Not in the undercarriage!
1042
00:52:37,136 --> 00:52:38,174
My programming...
1043
00:52:40,768 --> 00:52:41,809
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
1044
00:52:43,847 --> 00:52:45,473
Son of a... You got me!
1045
00:52:45,575 --> 00:52:46,813
Okay, I'm dead. How about that?
1046
00:52:51,856 --> 00:52:53,145
Is he going to be all right?
1047
00:52:59,654 --> 00:53:01,888
Excellent plan.
1048
00:53:01,991 --> 00:53:04,299
Who would have guessed
they'd shoot me, right?
1049
00:53:05,968 --> 00:53:07,027
Well, we survived.
1050
00:53:08,937 --> 00:53:10,536
So much for your 0%.
1051
00:53:11,975 --> 00:53:13,737
You're not out yet.
1052
00:53:15,837 --> 00:53:17,136
I think
the key's in here.
1053
00:53:20,047 --> 00:53:21,346
Sweet.
1054
00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,846
So, the key
is in one of these crates.
1055
00:53:24,853 --> 00:53:25,848
One of these
1056
00:53:26,856 --> 00:53:29,024
kabillion crates.
1057
00:53:29,126 --> 00:53:31,556
Yeah, this is gonna
take a minute.
1058
00:53:31,658 --> 00:53:32,792
Four days
if you work around the clock
1059
00:53:32,894 --> 00:53:34,394
which you can't,
1060
00:53:34,496 --> 00:53:36,597
because your bodies
require rest every 16 hours.
1061
00:53:36,699 --> 00:53:37,891
Lazy!
1062
00:53:37,993 --> 00:53:40,032
Not if those psycho Raiders
find us first.
1063
00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:42,202
Those are Bloodshots.
1064
00:53:42,304 --> 00:53:43,762
Raiders live above.
Not down here.
1065
00:53:43,864 --> 00:53:45,271
There are no Raiders down here.
1066
00:53:45,373 --> 00:53:46,702
Tannis, nobody's talking
about Raiders.
1067
00:53:46,805 --> 00:53:48,143
What's the big deal
about Raiders?
1068
00:53:48,245 --> 00:53:49,374
I know,
but you brought up Raiders.
1069
00:53:49,476 --> 00:53:51,079
How about
we forget about it?
1070
00:53:51,181 --> 00:53:52,045
Am I missing
something here?
1071
00:53:52,147 --> 00:53:53,410
But I don't understand.
1072
00:53:53,512 --> 00:53:54,475
Forget about
the Raiders!
1073
00:53:54,577 --> 00:53:55,713
Just forget about it.
1074
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:57,748
I'm sorry.
1075
00:54:33,790 --> 00:54:35,248
I understand...
1076
00:54:35,350 --> 00:54:37,259
- Bloodshots are down here.
- You keep bringing up Raiders.
1077
00:54:37,361 --> 00:54:38,927
- Tannis, I swear to God...
-I found it.
1078
00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:40,994
- What?
-The second key.
1079
00:54:41,096 --> 00:54:42,922
How... How did...?
1080
00:54:43,024 --> 00:54:45,433
I don't know.
Just lucky, I guess.
1081
00:54:47,403 --> 00:54:48,695
Yeah, we'll see
how lucky you are.
1082
00:54:48,797 --> 00:54:50,004
We still gotta get out of here.
1083
00:54:50,106 --> 00:54:51,705
There's an exit portal this way.
1084
00:54:51,807 --> 00:54:52,638
Come on.
1085
00:54:57,037 --> 00:54:57,940
Shh!
1086
00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,613
What's that?
1087
00:55:06,157 --> 00:55:08,082
What? I'm expelling
the excess lead.
1088
00:55:10,327 --> 00:55:12,026
Big bullet. Big bullet coming.
There we go.
1089
00:55:12,128 --> 00:55:13,191
Can't you do this another time?
1090
00:55:13,293 --> 00:55:14,795
This has to happen now.
1091
00:55:14,897 --> 00:55:17,164
Don't judge me.
1092
00:55:20,236 --> 00:55:21,165
What?
How is this funny?
1093
00:55:21,267 --> 00:55:22,567
You keep it down.
1094
00:55:22,669 --> 00:55:23,998
Do I judge you
when you blast out a loaf?
1095
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,341
- We don't wanna attract...
-Look out!
1096
00:55:30,311 --> 00:55:31,476
A little help?
1097
00:55:32,778 --> 00:55:33,808
Incoming!
1098
00:55:33,910 --> 00:55:35,884
Go, go!
Okay, going now!
1099
00:56:00,877 --> 00:56:01,872
Tannis!
1100
00:56:03,704 --> 00:56:04,479
Thank you.
1101
00:56:05,345 --> 00:56:06,580
On your left!
1102
00:56:07,046 --> 00:56:08,043
Wow!
1103
00:56:17,688 --> 00:56:18,691
Come here, girlie!
1104
00:56:28,367 --> 00:56:29,771
What are you doing?
1105
00:56:29,873 --> 00:56:30,962
I needed a gun.
1106
00:56:31,064 --> 00:56:33,136
So you ask for it, Tannis. Ask!
1107
00:56:33,238 --> 00:56:34,601
Move!
1108
00:56:43,051 --> 00:56:44,343
That way!
1109
00:56:46,885 --> 00:56:48,947
We've got this, guys!
1110
00:56:49,049 --> 00:56:50,659
There's nothing we can't do!
1111
00:56:50,761 --> 00:56:51,751
Stairs!
1112
00:56:51,853 --> 00:56:52,893
Krieg, help me! I'm not...
1113
00:56:52,995 --> 00:56:53,792
Go, go!
1114
00:57:08,704 --> 00:57:09,743
Lilith, I got you!
1115
00:57:09,845 --> 00:57:10,875
Go!
1116
00:57:15,282 --> 00:57:16,276
Roland!
1117
00:57:18,856 --> 00:57:19,818
Watch out!
1118
00:57:20,758 --> 00:57:21,490
Go, go!
1119
00:57:32,199 --> 00:57:33,568
Time to go.
1120
00:57:40,643 --> 00:57:42,208
I'm sure
we're past the hard part.
1121
00:57:42,310 --> 00:57:43,402
Okay.
1122
00:57:51,322 --> 00:57:52,752
Go, go, go!
We gotta move!
1123
00:57:58,087 --> 00:58:00,691
Let go of me!
Tina!
1124
00:58:00,793 --> 00:58:02,721
Lilith!
Hello!
1125
00:58:09,338 --> 00:58:10,471
Follow me this way.
1126
00:58:10,573 --> 00:58:11,971
I have a tremendous
sense of direction.
1127
00:58:12,073 --> 00:58:13,041
Oh, God!
1128
00:58:27,157 --> 00:58:27,886
Help me!
1129
00:58:33,119 --> 00:58:34,321
Krieg, spin me!
1130
00:58:35,529 --> 00:58:36,756
I found it! I found it!
1131
00:58:36,858 --> 00:58:37,858
There's an elevator!
1132
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,733
Follow me. This way. Come on.
1133
00:58:41,328 --> 00:58:44,099
- Roland!
-Clappy, go! Go! Go!
1134
00:58:44,201 --> 00:58:45,805
Lilith!
Don't leave me behind again!
1135
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:51,811
There's a service elevator
this way!
1136
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,781
It's up here.
1137
00:58:56,883 --> 00:58:59,745
- This way. Oh, no.
-Go! Go, go, go!
1138
00:58:59,847 --> 00:59:00,950
Shit!
1139
00:59:01,052 --> 00:59:02,747
This is gonna take some time.
Hold this.
1140
00:59:02,850 --> 00:59:03,859
Claptrap!
1141
00:59:03,961 --> 00:59:05,283
I need help!
1142
00:59:05,385 --> 00:59:07,218
Uh,
in front of everyone?
1143
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:08,426
Yes!
Look away!
1144
00:59:08,528 --> 00:59:10,791
Look away! I command you!
1145
00:59:10,893 --> 00:59:12,056
Krieg, we got company.
1146
00:59:12,158 --> 00:59:14,796
It's time to bleed!
1147
00:59:14,898 --> 00:59:16,066
- Come on!
- I am trying!
1148
00:59:20,043 --> 00:59:21,106
Krieg, wait!
1149
00:59:21,208 --> 00:59:22,402
Krieg!
1150
00:59:34,256 --> 00:59:35,413
It's not working.
1151
00:59:35,515 --> 00:59:36,955
Aren't you supposed
to be smart?
1152
00:59:42,094 --> 00:59:43,297
I'll turn you
into a meat bicycle!
1153
00:59:43,399 --> 00:59:44,523
Another victim!
1154
00:59:55,244 --> 00:59:56,469
Thanks, kid.
1155
01:00:04,945 --> 01:00:06,620
Tannis!
1156
01:00:06,722 --> 01:00:08,151
- How we doing?
-I don't have it!
1157
01:00:13,530 --> 01:00:14,421
Come here,
give me a kiss!
1158
01:00:17,299 --> 01:00:18,832
Krieg! Pull back!
1159
01:00:29,276 --> 01:00:32,270
Go! Go!
1160
01:00:32,372 --> 01:00:34,243
I regret everything!
1161
01:00:41,388 --> 01:00:43,316
Come on!
1162
01:00:43,418 --> 01:00:45,191
-We gotta go.
- It's not working.
1163
01:00:45,293 --> 01:00:46,024
Go, Tannis.
1164
01:00:47,562 --> 01:00:49,357
We have another wiring problem.
1165
01:00:50,431 --> 01:00:51,494
Baby!
1166
01:00:53,961 --> 01:00:54,703
Shit.
1167
01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:58,537
- Roland, what are you doing?
-Fixing it.
1168
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,033
- Get back here!
-Hey.
1169
01:01:00,135 --> 01:01:01,776
No. Please don't.
1170
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,471
- Roland!
- Hey, Tina.
1171
01:01:06,449 --> 01:01:07,606
I'll meet you at the vault.
1172
01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:09,212
I promise.
1173
01:01:10,620 --> 01:01:12,314
Tannis.
1174
01:01:13,455 --> 01:01:14,954
- Hit it!
- Okay, hitting!
1175
01:01:19,194 --> 01:01:20,190
Roland!
1176
01:01:26,499 --> 01:01:28,226
All right, Bob.
1177
01:01:28,328 --> 01:01:30,338
You ready to kick some ass?
1178
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,371
I knew you'd say that.
1179
01:02:12,047 --> 01:02:14,409
The brakes are out!
We are not slowing down!
1180
01:02:15,649 --> 01:02:16,675
We are not gonna make it!
1181
01:02:28,022 --> 01:02:29,663
Teleportation.
1182
01:02:29,765 --> 01:02:31,563
I can move stuff
with my mind, y'all.
1183
01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:32,630
We're not dead?
1184
01:02:32,732 --> 01:02:34,432
I'm still enslaved? Drats.
1185
01:02:36,103 --> 01:02:38,399
Chutney vomit queen.
Ew! Yuck!
1186
01:02:38,501 --> 01:02:40,967
I think the teleportation
has made her quite ill.
1187
01:02:41,069 --> 01:02:42,308
How did you do that?
1188
01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:43,971
I don't know.
1189
01:02:44,073 --> 01:02:45,943
Just kind of happened.
1190
01:02:46,045 --> 01:02:48,008
Hey, Roland's
gonna be okay, right?
1191
01:02:48,110 --> 01:02:49,442
He's an elite soldier.
1192
01:02:49,544 --> 01:02:51,820
If anyone can get out of that,
it's him.
1193
01:02:54,284 --> 01:02:55,522
Where are we?
1194
01:02:55,624 --> 01:02:57,857
I can't get a read on ECHOnet.
1195
01:02:57,959 --> 01:03:00,156
But it looks like
we're in an old mine.
1196
01:03:00,258 --> 01:03:02,655
Maybe we find
some shelter inside.
1197
01:03:26,721 --> 01:03:28,320
I've combined the keys.
1198
01:03:28,422 --> 01:03:29,418
Look.
1199
01:03:33,423 --> 01:03:35,188
What's that?
Some kind of a map?
1200
01:03:35,290 --> 01:03:36,689
Incredible, isn't it?
1201
01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:39,131
It isn't just a key.
1202
01:03:41,437 --> 01:03:42,664
And right there...
1203
01:03:42,767 --> 01:03:43,971
The vault?
1204
01:03:45,332 --> 01:03:46,366
It is a shame
1205
01:03:46,468 --> 01:03:48,140
your mother is not here
to see this.
1206
01:03:49,645 --> 01:03:51,509
It was there the whole time.
1207
01:03:51,611 --> 01:03:52,912
Apparently.
1208
01:03:53,014 --> 01:03:54,480
I've seen that
before somewhere.
1209
01:03:54,582 --> 01:03:55,848
Firehawk.
1210
01:03:55,950 --> 01:03:58,711
Eridian goddess,
protector of the planet.
1211
01:04:02,993 --> 01:04:06,158
Well, it's all a bit pointless
without the third piece.
1212
01:04:07,288 --> 01:04:08,457
Oh, well, we have it.
1213
01:04:12,533 --> 01:04:14,259
She's the key.
1214
01:04:14,361 --> 01:04:16,096
The elevator confirmed it.
1215
01:04:16,198 --> 01:04:17,604
That was a phasewalk.
1216
01:04:17,706 --> 01:04:19,240
Only an Eridian could do that.
1217
01:04:19,342 --> 01:04:20,398
Wait a minute.
1218
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:21,608
If she's a piece of the key,
1219
01:04:21,710 --> 01:04:23,069
what happens when she opens it?
1220
01:04:23,171 --> 01:04:24,374
I assumed you knew.
1221
01:04:25,681 --> 01:04:27,045
Did your mother never tell you?
1222
01:04:27,148 --> 01:04:29,608
I was eight. I can barely
remember her face.
1223
01:04:29,710 --> 01:04:32,611
When the daughter of Eridia
places the key,
1224
01:04:32,713 --> 01:04:34,846
the pieces are consumed
and the vault opens.
1225
01:04:37,390 --> 01:04:41,124
Now, I don't necessarily
believe that means kill her.
1226
01:04:41,226 --> 01:04:42,694
But you're prepared
to take that risk.
1227
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,361
Well, we have no choice.
1228
01:04:45,226 --> 01:04:46,762
Either we take her
1229
01:04:46,864 --> 01:04:48,233
or Atlas does.
1230
01:04:50,368 --> 01:04:52,270
There is no salvation
without sacrifice.
1231
01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:06,878
Worst orgy ever.
1232
01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:20,760
Rest in peace, Bob.
1233
01:05:31,843 --> 01:05:33,912
Oh, shit.
1234
01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:47,787
Whoa. Sorry.
1235
01:05:47,889 --> 01:05:49,663
I thought for a moment there
you had rigor mortis.
1236
01:05:49,765 --> 01:05:51,191
It was a really nice moment.
1237
01:05:51,293 --> 01:05:52,966
I'll treasure it always.
1238
01:05:53,068 --> 01:05:55,162
Also, I scavenged
the final parts I needed
1239
01:05:55,264 --> 01:05:56,696
from a dead transformer,
1240
01:05:56,798 --> 01:05:59,733
and fixed the thing
you so recklessly destroyed.
1241
01:06:10,786 --> 01:06:12,451
You didn't press this, did you?
1242
01:06:12,554 --> 01:06:14,283
I did not.
1243
01:06:14,385 --> 01:06:15,947
I can crush it again
if you'd like.
1244
01:06:17,621 --> 01:06:20,158
Oh, "Thank you, Claptrap.
You're indispensable."
1245
01:06:20,261 --> 01:06:23,163
Thank you, Lilith.
Your praise warms my soul.
1246
01:06:46,686 --> 01:06:47,682
Lilith.
1247
01:06:49,355 --> 01:06:51,026
Have you broken the beacon
I gave you?
1248
01:06:54,425 --> 01:06:57,857
Ah, this thing was junk
the whole time.
1249
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,034
Not at all.
1250
01:07:01,136 --> 01:07:03,838
It was a highly accurate
tracking device
1251
01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:06,531
that has led me
right to you and Tina.
1252
01:07:06,634 --> 01:07:07,699
Now, I was beginning to think
1253
01:07:07,801 --> 01:07:09,377
that she would
elude me forever.
1254
01:07:09,479 --> 01:07:10,609
She's smart.
1255
01:07:10,711 --> 01:07:12,674
She is mine.
1256
01:07:16,609 --> 01:07:17,710
And the Crimson Lance
1257
01:07:17,812 --> 01:07:18,953
are on their way
to collect her now.
1258
01:07:19,056 --> 01:07:20,718
If you come after her,
I'll destroy the key.
1259
01:07:20,820 --> 01:07:21,787
No, you won't.
1260
01:07:21,889 --> 01:07:23,520
Because if you did,
1261
01:07:25,553 --> 01:07:26,852
then I would have to kill
1262
01:07:26,954 --> 01:07:29,688
the rest of that heroic band
of vault hunters
1263
01:07:29,790 --> 01:07:31,765
she's been
slumming around with.
1264
01:07:31,867 --> 01:07:33,899
And I promise you, Lilith,
1265
01:07:34,001 --> 01:07:35,433
they won't be quick deaths.
1266
01:07:37,836 --> 01:07:39,173
Good.
1267
01:07:39,874 --> 01:07:41,238
Glad to see you making
1268
01:07:41,340 --> 01:07:43,540
the smart choice for once.
1269
01:07:44,912 --> 01:07:46,573
And when this is over,
1270
01:07:46,675 --> 01:07:48,248
you'll be paid
what we agreed on.
1271
01:07:50,818 --> 01:07:51,713
Thank you, Lilith.
1272
01:08:01,430 --> 01:08:03,624
Oh.
1273
01:08:03,727 --> 01:08:06,494
Tina, look, I know
how this must look, but...
1274
01:08:06,596 --> 01:08:09,203
I'm the only one
who can open the vault.
1275
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:14,901
And I'm gonna use whatever
is inside to kill him.
1276
01:08:19,741 --> 01:08:21,408
Too bad you won't
be around to see it.
1277
01:08:21,510 --> 01:08:23,115
- Wait.
- Enjoy your freedom.
1278
01:08:23,217 --> 01:08:24,482
Tina. Tina, no!
1279
01:09:06,796 --> 01:09:07,525
I'm dancing because...
1280
01:09:08,730 --> 01:09:10,162
you're alive.
1281
01:09:10,264 --> 01:09:11,664
Not because
I thought you were dead.
1282
01:09:11,766 --> 01:09:13,030
Heartwarming.
1283
01:09:13,132 --> 01:09:14,464
Where are the others?
1284
01:09:14,566 --> 01:09:15,899
They found a truck
in the village and left.
1285
01:09:16,001 --> 01:09:16,996
Without me.
1286
01:09:18,135 --> 01:09:19,273
What village?
1287
01:09:22,674 --> 01:09:23,975
This must have
been one of the original
1288
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:25,345
Pandoran settlements.
1289
01:09:25,978 --> 01:09:27,215
How quaint.
1290
01:09:29,851 --> 01:09:31,043
I know this place.
1291
01:09:48,469 --> 01:09:50,000
Come on.
Come on. Leave it.
1292
01:09:50,102 --> 01:09:51,371
Come on, sweetie.
1293
01:09:52,975 --> 01:09:54,774
Hurry, give me Lilith!
1294
01:09:54,876 --> 01:09:56,134
Come on! Come on!
1295
01:09:57,672 --> 01:09:59,372
Remember I will always love you!
1296
01:09:59,474 --> 01:10:00,215
Mama!
1297
01:10:00,945 --> 01:10:02,547
No!
1298
01:10:10,885 --> 01:10:11,853
Hey,
where are you going?
1299
01:10:12,958 --> 01:10:13,921
Lilith.
1300
01:10:14,729 --> 01:10:15,494
Lilith!
1301
01:10:32,507 --> 01:10:34,108
Is this your home?
1302
01:10:34,210 --> 01:10:35,206
Yeah.
1303
01:10:36,182 --> 01:10:38,286
I used to live here once.
1304
01:10:54,002 --> 01:10:55,534
This place is...
1305
01:10:57,031 --> 01:10:59,868
reminiscent of something
deep in my files.
1306
01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:04,708
That drawing...
1307
01:11:06,609 --> 01:11:08,283
I feel strange.
1308
01:11:14,789 --> 01:11:15,785
Lilith.
1309
01:11:16,691 --> 01:11:17,490
Mom?
1310
01:11:18,928 --> 01:11:20,152
If you're seeing this...
1311
01:11:22,691 --> 01:11:23,925
I'm afraid I didn't make it.
1312
01:11:26,026 --> 01:11:28,868
I'm so sorry
that I sent you away.
1313
01:11:28,970 --> 01:11:30,437
I didn't want to.
1314
01:11:31,898 --> 01:11:33,873
But as soon as I realized
1315
01:11:33,975 --> 01:11:35,634
what you are,
1316
01:11:35,736 --> 01:11:37,004
what you might become...
1317
01:11:38,645 --> 01:11:41,415
I knew you'd never
be safe here on Pandora.
1318
01:11:42,644 --> 01:11:44,779
But if you ever return,
1319
01:11:44,882 --> 01:11:47,751
I've made sure
that Claptrap will find you,
1320
01:11:48,782 --> 01:11:50,787
help you understand...
1321
01:11:51,993 --> 01:11:52,987
your destiny.
1322
01:11:57,967 --> 01:12:00,027
Lilith, I love you.
1323
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:11,203
I wish...
1324
01:12:12,675 --> 01:12:16,175
I could hold you one last time.
1325
01:12:27,697 --> 01:12:28,462
Tina!
1326
01:12:31,531 --> 01:12:34,163
Whoa.
That was weird.
1327
01:12:34,265 --> 01:12:36,267
I blacked out.
1328
01:12:36,369 --> 01:12:39,171
Did something important happen?
1329
01:13:04,826 --> 01:13:06,267
It's saying it's here.
1330
01:13:06,369 --> 01:13:07,759
All I'm seeing
is some holes.
1331
01:13:07,861 --> 01:13:09,434
Are you sure this is it?
1332
01:13:09,536 --> 01:13:10,765
I don't know.
It's somewhere.
1333
01:13:10,867 --> 01:13:12,203
Okay,
what does it look like?
1334
01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,167
Big. It's an arch.
1335
01:13:15,971 --> 01:13:17,937
It's here somewhere.
I know it's here.
1336
01:13:18,039 --> 01:13:19,037
How do you know it's here?
1337
01:13:19,139 --> 01:13:21,138
Because I'm feeling emotion.
1338
01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:22,580
Can you be more specific?
1339
01:13:22,683 --> 01:13:24,648
- Thing of power!
- Not right now, Krieg. Please.
1340
01:13:24,751 --> 01:13:26,754
- Okay, I get it...
- But that means something!
1341
01:13:26,856 --> 01:13:27,987
No, no, no!
1342
01:13:28,089 --> 01:13:29,457
I'm not following.
1343
01:13:44,272 --> 01:13:46,606
Krieg, you genius. You found it!
1344
01:14:04,757 --> 01:14:06,318
I have to warn you,
this might kill you.
1345
01:14:07,787 --> 01:14:09,195
Me?
1346
01:14:09,297 --> 01:14:12,191
Nah, kid. I'm the special one.
1347
01:14:12,293 --> 01:14:14,601
Whatever this is,
it's gonna make me invincible.
1348
01:14:46,926 --> 01:14:48,699
What just happened?
1349
01:14:48,801 --> 01:14:51,198
I'm the special one.
It should do something.
1350
01:14:55,307 --> 01:14:56,610
Apparently not.
1351
01:14:59,181 --> 01:15:00,680
Well done, Tina.
1352
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:02,308
Well done.
1353
01:15:06,956 --> 01:15:07,852
Amazing effort.
1354
01:15:26,774 --> 01:15:28,673
You survived the worst planet
in the galaxy.
1355
01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:31,938
You found the key
and the vault itself.
1356
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:33,911
You've made your father
so proud.
1357
01:15:37,316 --> 01:15:38,476
Commander Knoxx,
1358
01:15:39,883 --> 01:15:41,352
I need
her nervous system intact.
1359
01:15:41,454 --> 01:15:43,052
Keep the organs on ice.
1360
01:15:44,991 --> 01:15:47,056
Perhaps we'll have better luck
with the next clone.
1361
01:15:48,329 --> 01:15:49,663
Hey, asshole.
1362
01:15:58,331 --> 01:16:00,941
That was quite
an entrance, Roland.
1363
01:16:01,043 --> 01:16:02,301
You miss me?
1364
01:16:02,403 --> 01:16:04,436
You might have saved the day
if it wasn't for...
1365
01:16:05,973 --> 01:16:07,406
my Atlas auto shield.
1366
01:16:13,385 --> 01:16:14,814
Kill them all.
1367
01:16:20,524 --> 01:16:21,629
Hold your fire.
1368
01:16:22,229 --> 01:16:23,429
That's an order.
1369
01:16:23,531 --> 01:16:24,757
You heard the commander.
1370
01:16:24,859 --> 01:16:25,765
Weapons down.
1371
01:16:32,066 --> 01:16:32,970
Roland, you were right.
1372
01:16:35,242 --> 01:16:36,241
I should've...
1373
01:16:40,113 --> 01:16:41,342
No!
1374
01:16:41,444 --> 01:16:42,441
No!
1375
01:16:44,077 --> 01:16:45,378
Any other objections?
1376
01:16:46,287 --> 01:16:47,578
Just one!
1377
01:16:49,952 --> 01:16:52,125
That you continue breathing.
1378
01:16:52,227 --> 01:16:53,592
But I'll allow it
1379
01:16:53,694 --> 01:16:55,663
if you let my friends
go in peace.
1380
01:16:57,122 --> 01:16:58,495
And tell me, Lilith,
1381
01:16:58,597 --> 01:17:00,327
just why would I do that?
1382
01:17:03,571 --> 01:17:05,167
Because I'm the daughter
of Eridia.
1383
01:17:07,070 --> 01:17:08,801
I've seen that
before somewhere.
1384
01:17:08,903 --> 01:17:09,934
Firehawk.
1385
01:17:10,036 --> 01:17:11,310
Eridian goddess.
1386
01:17:11,412 --> 01:17:12,746
It's your planet, Lilith.
1387
01:17:13,612 --> 01:17:14,808
You have to protect it.
1388
01:17:14,910 --> 01:17:16,682
Mama loved you.
1389
01:17:16,784 --> 01:17:19,043
She always told me
how special you were.
1390
01:17:19,145 --> 01:17:21,281
I found it.
1391
01:17:21,383 --> 01:17:22,386
How did...?I don't know.
1392
01:17:22,488 --> 01:17:24,285
Just lucky, I guess.
1393
01:17:28,993 --> 01:17:30,495
Daughter of Eridia, baby!
1394
01:17:30,597 --> 01:17:32,198
Bet you didn't see that coming!
1395
01:17:34,971 --> 01:17:35,961
But...
1396
01:17:36,063 --> 01:17:36,968
But I'm the special one.
1397
01:17:38,305 --> 01:17:39,333
Oh, you are.
1398
01:17:40,508 --> 01:17:41,676
Just not the way you thought.
1399
01:17:43,311 --> 01:17:44,305
I open the vault...
1400
01:17:45,478 --> 01:17:46,307
the girl goes free.
1401
01:17:49,009 --> 01:17:50,843
You open the vault
1402
01:17:50,945 --> 01:17:52,379
and you all go free.
1403
01:17:53,354 --> 01:17:54,513
You have my word.
1404
01:17:56,623 --> 01:17:58,555
I just figured it out.
1405
01:17:58,657 --> 01:18:01,394
Your mother gave you to me
1406
01:18:01,496 --> 01:18:02,926
to take you away from here,
1407
01:18:03,028 --> 01:18:05,524
so you would never
have to open that vault.
1408
01:18:05,626 --> 01:18:06,866
Well, that worked out great.
1409
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,001
I have to open it.
1410
01:18:13,299 --> 01:18:15,107
No salvation without sacrifice.
1411
01:18:15,210 --> 01:18:16,238
Remember?
1412
01:18:17,608 --> 01:18:18,636
But you can't.
1413
01:18:19,181 --> 01:18:20,178
You can't.
1414
01:18:20,281 --> 01:18:21,639
It's fine.
1415
01:18:22,217 --> 01:18:23,311
You're safe.
1416
01:18:24,483 --> 01:18:25,478
And, Tina,
1417
01:18:26,487 --> 01:18:28,346
memories are more powerful
1418
01:18:28,448 --> 01:18:31,291
than anything
Atlas could ever create.
1419
01:18:31,393 --> 01:18:33,920
Now, you got one of me.
1420
01:19:49,269 --> 01:19:50,596
Yes.
1421
01:20:03,782 --> 01:20:05,375
Tannis, what's happening?
1422
01:20:05,477 --> 01:20:07,220
The Eridians have delivered us
1423
01:20:07,322 --> 01:20:08,982
a champion.
1424
01:20:25,474 --> 01:20:27,131
The legends were true.
1425
01:20:27,233 --> 01:20:28,408
She's the Firehawk.
1426
01:20:28,510 --> 01:20:30,009
Lilith, can you hear me?
1427
01:20:31,777 --> 01:20:34,706
Take me into the vault.
1428
01:20:34,808 --> 01:20:36,950
If you won't, I'm going
to have to hurt your friends.
1429
01:20:41,620 --> 01:20:42,587
Pull me up!
1430
01:20:42,689 --> 01:20:43,682
Lilith, help!
1431
01:21:04,207 --> 01:21:06,177
Make it rain, Tina!
1432
01:21:14,289 --> 01:21:15,354
Attack!
1433
01:21:20,694 --> 01:21:21,925
Are you guys shooting?
1434
01:21:22,027 --> 01:21:23,389
I'm sorry,
I didn't feel a thing.
1435
01:21:23,491 --> 01:21:24,263
You get a bullet.
You get a bullet.
1436
01:21:24,366 --> 01:21:25,592
Run, run.
1437
01:21:32,701 --> 01:21:34,601
Interplanetary
ninja assassin mode activated.
1438
01:21:36,469 --> 01:21:38,772
Step aside, bitches.
1439
01:22:31,631 --> 01:22:33,891
Lilith. Lilith!
1440
01:22:35,732 --> 01:22:36,971
No!
1441
01:22:37,771 --> 01:22:39,567
Lilith, can you hear me?
1442
01:22:47,948 --> 01:22:49,280
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
1443
01:22:54,316 --> 01:22:56,782
Lilith. Come on, Lilith.
1444
01:23:04,432 --> 01:23:05,197
Lilith.
1445
01:23:06,391 --> 01:23:07,331
Please wake up.
1446
01:23:08,834 --> 01:23:10,532
Tannis, run.
1447
01:23:53,012 --> 01:23:55,643
Nobody kills me but me!
1448
01:24:10,523 --> 01:24:12,264
Everybody, run!
1449
01:24:20,742 --> 01:24:21,735
Go! Move, move!
1450
01:24:29,683 --> 01:24:30,447
Shit!
1451
01:24:52,104 --> 01:24:53,470
Tannis, you're alive.
1452
01:24:54,004 --> 01:24:55,774
I'm alive!
1453
01:24:55,876 --> 01:24:57,408
This guy, not so much.
1454
01:25:05,949 --> 01:25:06,948
A siren.
1455
01:25:07,050 --> 01:25:08,045
Tina!
1456
01:25:08,556 --> 01:25:09,552
Tina!
1457
01:25:10,558 --> 01:25:11,554
Tina!
1458
01:25:15,731 --> 01:25:17,230
Tannis, where's Tina?
1459
01:25:17,797 --> 01:25:18,792
Lilith!
1460
01:25:20,970 --> 01:25:22,999
I warned you
not to disappoint me.
1461
01:25:23,101 --> 01:25:25,604
Take me to the vault now.
1462
01:25:46,795 --> 01:25:48,921
Well, shit.
1463
01:26:00,004 --> 01:26:01,831
Let go of me!
1464
01:26:01,933 --> 01:26:03,177
Keep struggling
and I'll kill you.
1465
01:26:08,979 --> 01:26:10,841
Lilith!
1466
01:26:10,943 --> 01:26:12,010
Lilith, show yourself!
1467
01:26:13,779 --> 01:26:15,288
Show yourself or I kill her!
1468
01:26:16,625 --> 01:26:17,620
I'll do it!
1469
01:26:18,517 --> 01:26:19,653
Believe me.
1470
01:26:19,755 --> 01:26:20,953
Oh, I believe you.
1471
01:26:22,489 --> 01:26:23,725
Ah, Lilith.
1472
01:26:25,491 --> 01:26:26,233
This is...
1473
01:26:30,001 --> 01:26:31,370
unbelievable.
1474
01:26:34,538 --> 01:26:36,837
So much more
than I ever imagined.
1475
01:26:40,008 --> 01:26:43,582
The treasures of a race
who once ruled the galaxies.
1476
01:26:43,684 --> 01:26:44,680
Look.
1477
01:26:47,153 --> 01:26:49,256
The power. Can you feel it?
1478
01:26:50,054 --> 01:26:51,489
Can you...
1479
01:26:53,896 --> 01:26:55,592
Yeah, I can feel it.
1480
01:26:56,890 --> 01:26:59,766
Honestly, it makes me
a little sick.
1481
01:26:59,868 --> 01:27:01,592
You'll get used to it.
1482
01:27:01,694 --> 01:27:03,193
Yeah. You see...
1483
01:27:03,295 --> 01:27:06,163
I have something that a man
like you will never have.
1484
01:27:08,973 --> 01:27:09,936
Enough.
1485
01:27:13,246 --> 01:27:14,413
Lilith.
Over here.
1486
01:27:16,751 --> 01:27:17,650
Lose something?
1487
01:27:19,555 --> 01:27:20,551
Tina!
1488
01:27:27,026 --> 01:27:27,789
Ta-da.
1489
01:27:31,931 --> 01:27:32,995
Bye-bye.
1490
01:27:33,097 --> 01:27:34,826
No, Lilith.
1491
01:27:34,928 --> 01:27:35,929
- Lilith, please.
-Don't worry.
1492
01:27:37,269 --> 01:27:38,899
You won't get lonely down here.
1493
01:27:40,741 --> 01:27:41,971
No. No.
1494
01:27:42,073 --> 01:27:43,808
No, no, no. No!
1495
01:27:43,910 --> 01:27:45,378
Lilith! Tina!
1496
01:27:46,044 --> 01:27:48,577
No, no, no!
1497
01:28:15,274 --> 01:28:16,409
♪ It's like sugar ♪
1498
01:28:17,945 --> 01:28:18,609
♪ So sweet ♪
1499
01:28:24,219 --> 01:28:26,050
Excuse me!
Coming through.
1500
01:28:26,152 --> 01:28:27,981
Make way for the hero!
1501
01:28:32,121 --> 01:28:33,550
Hey.
1502
01:28:33,652 --> 01:28:34,427
You hear that?
1503
01:28:35,290 --> 01:28:36,657
What?
1504
01:28:36,759 --> 01:28:40,257
That I think is what
peace sounds like.
1505
01:28:43,003 --> 01:28:44,030
Enjoy it.
1506
01:28:45,071 --> 01:28:46,169
Let's make it last.
1507
01:28:46,271 --> 01:28:47,867
I made you a little tea.
1508
01:28:47,969 --> 01:28:49,838
I thought you might be
a little dehydrated.
1509
01:29:21,208 --> 01:29:22,942
All right, guys. Let's, um...
1510
01:29:23,044 --> 01:29:24,208
Let's join the party.
1511
01:29:24,310 --> 01:29:27,079
All right! Hooray!
1512
01:29:27,181 --> 01:29:30,173
Whoops. Premature celebration.
1513
01:29:30,276 --> 01:29:31,541
That's never happened before.
1514
01:29:31,644 --> 01:29:32,683
You ready?
1515
01:29:34,055 --> 01:29:35,116
We'll meet you there.
1516
01:29:35,219 --> 01:29:36,888
I got you.
1517
01:29:36,990 --> 01:29:37,957
Come on, Krieg.
1518
01:29:38,059 --> 01:29:39,058
Time to go get drunk.
1519
01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:41,087
Glorious meat fiesta.
1520
01:29:44,865 --> 01:29:45,597
So...
1521
01:29:47,164 --> 01:29:48,160
Uh...
1522
01:29:49,135 --> 01:29:50,569
I don't think so.
1523
01:29:51,334 --> 01:29:52,937
Come on.
1524
01:29:53,039 --> 01:29:53,869
Do the thing.
1525
01:29:56,374 --> 01:29:58,103
I'm a bit old, I think,
1526
01:29:58,205 --> 01:30:00,947
to be setting myself on fire
for your amusement.
1527
01:30:01,049 --> 01:30:02,207
You know you want to.
1528
01:30:05,716 --> 01:30:06,712
Let me
tell you everything
1529
01:30:06,814 --> 01:30:09,082
you need to know about Pandora.
1530
01:30:10,057 --> 01:30:10,790
She's dangerous.
1531
01:30:10,892 --> 01:30:12,281
She's dirty.
1532
01:30:12,384 --> 01:30:14,758
And she's definitely
a toxic waste dump.
1533
01:30:16,229 --> 01:30:17,926
But, she's my home.
1534
01:30:23,929 --> 01:30:25,505
What a show-off.
1535
01:30:26,903 --> 01:30:29,542
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1536
01:30:31,337 --> 01:30:33,370
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1537
01:30:35,283 --> 01:30:38,309
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1538
01:30:39,917 --> 01:30:44,887
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1539
01:31:05,271 --> 01:31:08,339
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1540
01:31:10,046 --> 01:31:13,518
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1541
01:31:13,620 --> 01:31:16,853
♪ I'm waiting, praying
Patiently ♪
1542
01:31:18,626 --> 01:31:21,352
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1543
01:31:24,796 --> 01:31:27,600
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1544
01:31:29,395 --> 01:31:31,362
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1545
01:31:33,341 --> 01:31:36,202
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1546
01:31:38,173 --> 01:31:40,613
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1547
01:31:44,011 --> 01:31:47,015
♪ Show me things I cannot see ♪
1548
01:31:49,085 --> 01:31:52,218
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1549
01:32:14,175 --> 01:32:16,979
♪ If evil lays
Its hands on me ♪
1550
01:32:18,884 --> 01:32:20,686
♪ Shine a little light
On my soul ♪
1551
01:32:22,689 --> 01:32:25,658
♪ I'm waiting, praying
Patiently ♪
1552
01:32:27,328 --> 01:32:29,854
Woo-hoo! Check these moves.
1553
01:32:29,956 --> 01:32:32,062
I come to dance, mofo.
1554
01:32:36,128 --> 01:32:37,731
Twerk it. Work it out, now.
1555
01:32:37,833 --> 01:32:38,897
Do the Claptrap. It's my...
1556
01:32:38,999 --> 01:32:40,403
Oh, hey! Hey, wait! No, no, no!
1557
01:32:40,505 --> 01:32:42,074
What's goin' on here? No!
1558
01:32:42,176 --> 01:32:43,108
It's my Easter egg!
1559
01:32:43,210 --> 01:32:44,439
Ah! You son of a...
1560
01:32:44,541 --> 01:32:46,435
Don't make me leave!
1561
01:32:46,538 --> 01:32:48,905
Not when I'm giving the people
what they want!
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