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THE WAVES OF WINTER--

MOTHER NATURE HAS CAST HER SPELL.

WAVES TO REMEMBER...

CALLING US HOME.

WOO-HOO!

SERIOUS?

VERY.

READY...

SET...

GO!

WOO-HOO!

WOO! YEAH!

YAHOO!

* ...THE MIDWEST FARMERS' DAUGHTERS *

* REALLY MAKE YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT *

* AND THE NORTHERN GIRLS WITH THE WAY THEY KISS-- *

THAT'S A GREAT SONG.

SAME TIME MANANA, BROPHY.

UNLESS I DIE TONIGHT, GOOK.

* WELL, THE EAST COAST GIRLS ARE HIP... **

[TELEVISION] ...THE NINTH.

98, 89.

YOU GUYS WERE AWESOME TODAY. GRACIAS.

[BARKING]

OH, SLASH! WHAT YOU BEEN DOING?

CHASING CATS, DREAMING ABOUT T-BONE?

THAT-A BOY. COME ON.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME

HE'S OLD ENOUGH.

HEY, MOM. HEY, DAD.

HOW WERE THE WAVES TODAY, MITCHELL?

HOW WERE THE WAVES BREAKING TODAY?

ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS IT?

WHO DIED?

COME ON IN HERE, HONEY. SIT WITH US.

SIT WITH YOU.

LOOK, DON'T BE GENTLE.

BREAK IT TO ME FAST.

SIT DOWN, MITCHELL.

THAT'S THE LOOK YOU HAD

WHEN YOU PUT STRUMMER TO SLEEP.

NO. NOT THE SLASH DOG.

O.K. TELL ME.

YOUR FATHER AND I HAVE BEEN AWARDED A GRANT.

THE NATIONAL ZOOLOGICAL INSTITUTE

HAS ASKED US TO STUDY

THE AUSTRALIAN WOMBAT.

AUSTRALIA?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THAT'S GREAT NEWS!

WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO AUSTRALIA BEFORE!

I MEAN, I'M TALKING ABOUT WAVES OF SEISMIC PROPORTIONS,

SUMMERS THAT NEVER QUIT,

AND GOLDEN-TANNED SHEILAS.

THIS IS INCREDIBLE!

SO WHEN DO WE LEAVE?

WE'D LOVE FOR YOU TO GO.

BUT IT'S FOR SIX MONTHS.

YOU CAN'T BE OUT OF SCHOOL THAT LONG.

YES, I CAN.

NO, YOU CAN'T.

THERE'LL BE OTHER TIMES,

BUT NOT DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR.

IF I'M NOT GOING...

THAT'S JUST IT, MITCHELL.

WE'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

TELL HIM WHAT IT IS, KATE.

YOU GET TO STAY

WITH YOUR UNCLE LOUIE AND AUNT IRENE IN CINCINNATI!

THEY HAVE A BOY YOUR AGE-- COUSIN WILEY.

THEY'VE BEEN DYING TO SEE YOU.

IT'S ONLY FOR SIX MONTHS.

IT WILL BE GOOD FOR YOU-- AN EDUCATION,

A CHANCE TO SEE HOW OTHER PEOPLE LIVE.

IT'LL BE FUN, HONEY.

LOOK AT IT AS AN ADVENTURE.

* WHAT GOD WANTS *

* GOD GETS *

* WHAT GOD WANTS *

* GOD GETS *

* WHAT GOD WANTS... **

[WOMAN] HI! YOO-HOO!

COME ON, PA.

YOO-HOO! HERE WE ARE!

HA HA HA!

HERE, FATHER. YOU TAKE IT.

OH, IS THIS MY MITCHELL?

YOU'RE JUST TOO GROWN UP!

GIVE ME A BIG HUG.

A BIG HUG!

YES! OH!

WELCOME TO CINCINNATI, YOUNG FELLA, YEAH.

THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

OH, ISN'T HE ADORABLE?

THESE EYES ARE LIKE HIS MOTHER'S.

AND THIS HAIR.

THIS HAIR! MY GOODNESS!

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH HAIR?

A FINE PIECE OF HAIR.

HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

DID YOU GET A WINDOW SEAT?

STOP THE INTERROGATING, FATHER.

WILEY, WHERE ARE YOU? MEET YOUR COUSIN MITCHELL.

THE LAST TIME THAT YOU SAW EACH OTHER,

YOU WERE BOTH IN DIAPERS.

HE'S SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU.

MITCHELL, WILEY.

WILEY, YOUR COUSIN MITCHELL.

WOO!

HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?

NICE TO MEET YOU.

LIKEWISE, BRAH.

BRAH.

[LOUIE] YEAH, WELL. HA HA!

LET'S GET ON HOME.

WE HAVE CATCHING UP TO DO.

NOT TOO MANY PLACES AROUND HERE

TO USE THAT, SON.

I DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY STICK.

WITHOUT IT, I'M NAKED.

O.K. WELL...

YEAH, YEAH.

DID YOU EVER MEET THAT JOHN WAYNE IN CALIFORNIA?

NO.

FATHER DOES A GOOD JOHN WAYNE.

SAY "WAGONS HO!"

COME ON.

HA HA HA!

WELL, ANYWAY...

[AS JOHN WAYNE] PUT THE WAGON TRAINS IN A CIRCLE!

WE'RE SO EXCITED!

SLOW DOWN A LITTLE, WILEY.

HANDS ON 10 AND 2.

HE JUST GOT HIS LEARNER'S PERMIT.

ISN'T THAT SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FOLKS

GOING TO AUSTRALIA?

IT'S SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT.

YOU'RE A HANDSOME YOUNG MAN.

I BET ALL THE YOUNG LADIES ARE AFTER YOU.

YOU COULD GIVE POINTERS TO MY WILEY HERE.

HE'S NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

MA! DO YOU MIND?

THERE'S THE BIG HOLE

WHERE THE SAUSAGE FACTORY WAS.

I'D LIKE TO GO TO CALIFORNIA SOMETIME,

BUT I GET DYSPEPTIC

IF I EAT TOO MANY SALADS.

OH, WILEY! WATCH IT!

HA HA!

HOME AGAIN, HOME AGAIN.

[IRENE] ...SHE'S SUCH A CHARACTER.

SHE PUTS A FUR HAT ON HIM WHEN HE GOES OUT.

HE'S ALREADY GOT A FUR HAT.

WILEY, TAKE MITCHELL AND SHOW HIM HIS ROOM.

I KNOW YOU WANT TO REST BEFORE DINNER.

I HAVE PREPARED IN YOUR HONOR

A VERY GREAT FEAST.

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

NO! I WANTED TO!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE.

A NICE CREAMED CORN SURPRISE!

THESE BOYS HAVE LOTS IN COMMON.

THAT MITCHELL IS TALL.

COME ON.

WHOA!

GOT ANY HOCKEY ON?

WATCH THE, UH, WAY.

COME ON.

COME ON, COME ON!

ALL RIGHT. COME ON IN.

ALL RIGHT. RIGHT HERE.

COME ON, COME ON.

O.K., YOU READY? READY?

HIT IT.

OH...

WHAT DO YOU THINK, HUH?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

IT'S WILD, RIGHT?

A WILD MAN'S ROOM IN A WILD MAN'S CITY.

THANKS, MAN.

THIS IS YOUR BED RIGHT HERE,

AND, UH...

[WHISTLES]

SHE'S SOMETHING, HUH?

YOUR MA WOULD LIKE HER.

DON'T LET THE OLD LADY SNOW YOU, MAN.

THIS GUY'S BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK.

YOU CATCH MY DRIFT?

YOU PICKING UP WHAT I'M PUTTING DOWN?

I'M WITH YOU.

COOL, COOL.

HEY! SO, YOU SURF, HUH?

UH-HUH.

THAT'S COOL.

MUST BE KIND OF ZENLIKE.

I GUESS IT'S HARD FOR YOU

TO BE IN CINCINNATI.

YEAH.

I HOPE IT WON'T BE TOO PAINFUL FOR YOU.

HEY, WILEY, I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY.

WE MIGHT JUST HAVE OURSELVES SOME GOOD TIMES.

THINK SO?

YOU TAKE THE WAVES WITH YOU, RIGHT?

CINCINNATI'S A PARTY TOWN.

IF ANYBODY CAN SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME...

THE WILEY-MAN CAN.

HA!

YOU'LL LIKE THE PEOPLE HERE.

THEY'RE VERY EASY TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH.

[BELL RINGS]

DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.

WILEY.

WILEY.

OH! WHAT'S THE RUSH?

OH!

WHOA. WATCH IT THERE, MY MAN.

O.K. COME HERE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

THAT WAS SNAKE, MAN,

VOTED MOST LIKELY TO EAT HIS YOUNG.

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP.

HE MIGHT NOT BE SO NICE NEXT TIME.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON.

JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD,

EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL, ALL RIGHT?

WHATEVER YOU SAY, MAN.

ALL RIGHT.

GOOD MORNING, CLASS. GOOD MORNING, MR. CAULEY.

THIS IS MY COUSIN MITCHELL. HE'S FROM CALIFORNIA.

GOOD MORNING, GENTLEMEN.

HERE YOU GO.

HE'S GOING TO FILE YOUR NAME AND STUFF.

HOW'S IT GOING, GUYS?

[GROANING]

PEACE, BROTHER. PEACE!

[CAULEY] WE'RE PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

WELCOME TO CENTRAL HIGH,

AND WELCOME TO SPEECH CLASS.

FIND YOURSELF A SEAT.

WE'RE JUST GETTING READY

TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES.

THANK YOU, ALEXIS.

ALLOW ME.

JACKIE-JACK.

A REAL LIVE GENTLEMAN.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

WHOA!

SO, WHO WANTS TO BE FIRST?

COME UP HERE.

TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF.

DO YOU USE A PUMP OR A SQUEEZE?

ANYTHING AT ALL.

THANK YOU, MOLLY.

MOLLY RYAN'S MY NAME.

I HAVE A 3.8 GPA.

I'M THE TREASURER OF AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL,

AND SOME DAY, I WILL BE A VERY SUCCESSFUL ATTORNEY.

NEXT.

MY NAME IS SNAKE.

I DON'T LIKE SPEECH.

I NEVER EVEN SIGNED UP FOR IT.

I AIN'T GOT NO HOBBIES,

UNLESS YOU CALL COLLECTING KNIVES

AND PUTTING TATTOOS ON GUYS I DON'T LIKE HOBBIES.

AND I HAVE A 1.1 GPA.

I REFUSE TO STARVE MYSELF SO SOME MACHO MAN

WILL THINK MY TUSH LOOKS CUTE IN TIGHT JEANS.

SOMEDAY, THE JIMBO...

WILL BE A SPORTS ANNOUNCER.

HA HA HA!

YOU WATCH.

I WANT TO BE AL PACINO'S LOVE SLAVE.

JOSE AUGUSTO RAFAEL DE LA PARRA.

EVERYONE JUST CALLS ME AUGIE, THOUGH.

UH, I REALLY LIKE, UM...

TO SLEEP,

AND I LIKE NINTENDO.

I LIKE NINTENDO, AND I LI--

AND, UH...

[SNORING]

O.K. THANK YOU, ROSENBLAT.

THAT'S FINE.

[BOYS] ROSENBLAT! ROSENBLAT! ROSENBLAT! ROSENBLAT!

YOU ALL KNOW ME.

I'M THE WILEY-MAN.

WHO?

WILEY METZNER.

YOU KNOW ME. WE'VE TALKED.

WE PASS EACH OTHER IN THE HALLS.

YOU BEAT ME UP,

BUT I FORGIVE YOU. ANYWAY...

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO WILEY METZNER IS,

I'M A HOCKEY MAN.

I LIVE TO PLAY HOCKEY. I PLAY HOCKEY TO LIVE.

YEAH. THAT'S ALL I DO.

I'VE GOT ON HOCKEY UNDERWEAR RIGHT NOW.

I HAVE A HOCKEY TOOTHBRUSH.

MY DAD DRIVES A ZAMBONI.

HE GAVE ME A PUCK.

PSYCHO PUCK.

[BELCH]

HA HA!

WHAT ABOUT THE NEW KID,

MR. CAULEY?

YEAH. IT'S HIS TURN.

O.K., MITCHELL.

[GIRL] OH, MY HEART.

MITCHELL GOOSEN AT YOUR SERVICE.

I'M NOT FROM AROUND HERE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP.

DON'T CARE,

AS LONG AS I LIVE NEAR THE BEACH.

THEN, I'LL BE STYLIN'.

STYLIN'? WHAT?

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT STYLIN' IS.

THE PERFECT SESSION.

A-FRAME WAVE, GROUND SWELL.

SPITTING OUT SALTWATER IN YOUR FACE,

DOING A LITTLE LIP ACTION MOVE,

A 360 WITHOUT A BOUNCE.

I CALL IT A LIQUID DRANO,

WANNABE BULLWINKLE.

I TELL NO LIE. IT'S A CONSCIOUSNESS RAISER.

OH, MAN. I'M GOING TO THROW UP.

WHAT'S CONSCIOUSNESS?

I DON'T KNOW.

GIVE ME SOME CAPTAIN CRUNCH BERRIES,

A COUPLE BEAN BURRITOS,

MAYBE AN OTTER POP,

AND I'M HAPPY.

COULD I ADD SOMETHING, PLEASE?

UH, I THINK THAT THE PRETTY BOY MAHARISHI OVER HERE

HAS BEEN MIXING A LITTLE BIT OF DRANO

WITH HIS FRUIT PUNCH.

YOU TELL HIM, AUGIE!

DOES ANYONE HERE BELIEVE THIS L.A., LAID-BACK...

HORSE POO?

THIS GUY IS PEDDLING. I DON'T BUY IT.

YOU BIG, FRUITY TWO-SHOE.

HA HA HA!

THE OLD HEINIE HAIRS ARE WOUND TOO TIGHT.

WHAT'D YOU SAY?

WHAT'D YOU SAY?

I JUST SAID WHAT A FINE PUBLIC SPEAKER

AUGIE WAS.

YEAH. I BET YOU DID.

PRETTY BOY... SURFER.

ALL RIGHT, JACK. YOU'RE NEXT.

[JACK] YOU, UH...

YOU DON'T REALLY THINK

SURFING IS A SPORT, DO YOU?

HA HA!

IT'S NOT. MM-MM.

IT'S BADMINTON, MAN. IT'S CHECKERS.

IT'S GETTING A SUNTAN.

YOU WANT TO TRY A REAL SPORT?

WHY DON'T YOU TRY HOCKEY?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, MAN,

WE GOT A GAME TODAY AGAINST THE PREPS.

THAT'S RIGHT! AGAINST THE PREPS!

WE'VE NEVER BEATEN THE PREPS,

AND I'M NOT GRADUATING IN MAY A LOSER.

WE'RE NOBODY'S DOORMAT.

WE'RE GOING TO DO IT TODAY.

WE'LL KICK THE PREPS' BUTT.

YEAH!YEAH!

LET'S HEAR IT FOR ROSENBLAT!

YEAH!

[BELL RINGS]

YEAH. GOOD LUCK, MAN.

DON'T MESS AROUND.

[CAULEY] GOOD FIRST DAY.

THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

GOING TO THE GAME?

NEVER BEEN TO A HOCKEY GAME.

YOU'D LOVE IT, MAN.

IT'S SO COOL.

SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU, MAHARASHI?

YOU COMING TO THE GAME?

CHILL, BRAH. LET IT GO, MAN.

DID HE JUST CALL YOU

A PIECE OF UNDERWEAR?

HEY, MITCHELL...

YOU JUST MAKE FRIENDS WHEREVER YOU GO?

DO WHAT?

SEEING HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU CAN PISS OFF?

GANDHI SAID, "MAKE WAVES, NOT WAR."

HI, MITCHELL.

COMO ESTAN, LADIES?

WE WANTED TO WELCOME YOU TO CINCINNATI.

UH, STAN, LADIES. I'M WILEY.

WE'RE COUSINS.

[SIMULTANEOUSLY] IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED...

JUST LET ME KNOW.US KNOW.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HEY, SURFER BOY.

BE CAREFUL. THAT'S JACK'S GIRLFRIEND.

WE WERE JUST SHOWING MITCHELL SOME HOSPITALITY.

HI. YOU ARE SO SWEET.

GUESS WHAT, MOONDOGGIE?

CUTE LITTLE EARRING.

I'LL DO EVERYBODY A BIG FAVOR,

SAVE A LITTLE TIME,

AND KICK YOUR LITTLE BUTT NOW.

DON'T MESS AROUND

WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY.

CHILL, BRAH.

HE DID IT AGAIN.

I'M GOING TO KILL HIM.

JACK, GUESS WHAT!

PICO AND FREDDIE GOT CAUGHT--

PUTTING EX-LAX IN MRS. KROEN'S COFFEE.

THEY'LL GET DETENTION.

COUNT THEM OUT FOR THE GAME.

WE'LL GET SOMEBODY.

THE FIGURE SKATING SQUAD?

HOW ABOUT THE MIXED PAIRS TEAM?

HEY, I'LL PLAY.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, MAN.

YOU'RE IN. COOL.

WE'RE STILL A MAN SHORT,

'CAUSE...

YOU.

ME?

YES.

WHERE DO I KNOW YOU FROM?

YOU USED TO FLUSH MY HEAD IN THE URINALS.

WILLY.

WILEY.

WHATEVER.

YOU'RE PLAYING HOCKEY TODAY.

UH...GREAT!

MMM...

TUESDAY, RIGHT?

I CAN'T. DENTIST APPOINTMENT.

I WAS CHEWING ON A CASHEW

AND, UH, EXPOSED A ROOT.

YOU'RE PLAYING.

NO. YOU KNOW-- OW! NO.

YOU'RE PLAYING.

NO.

TAKE IT, SNAKE! TAKE IT!

UH!

GO, SNAKE!

ALL RIGHT!

COME ON, WILEY! YOU HOCKEY WARRIOR!

HOCKEY NINTENDO!

COME ON, JACK!

SOMEONE GOT LUCKY, HUH?

THINK SO, BLANE?

WITH THOSE LOWLIFE LOSERS, YEAH.

I WORRY ABOUT YOUR SELF-ESTEEM,

ALWAYS LOSING, LOSING, LOSING.

BUT YOU GET USED TO IT.

WANT TO TALK OR PLAY HOCKEY?

FIRST ONE TO THREE WINS, BLANE.

COME ON, WILEY!

KICK THAT PREPPY BOOTY!

YOU'RE DEAD!

YOU SURE ARE POPULAR.

A LITTLE TOO POPULAR.

THOSE GIRLS ARE GOING TO GET ME KILLED.

KILLED?

SEE THAT GUY--NUMBER 2?

HIS NAME'S JACK.

THAT GIRL'S HIS GIRLFRIEND.

ONLY DON'T TELL HER THAT,

BECAUSE SHE DON'T ACT LIKE IT.

YOU'RE AFRAID?

NAH. I'VE KNOWN MILLIONS OF GUYS LIKE HIM.

THE MORE THEY YELL, THE MORE HARMLESS THEY ARE.

SEE THAT LOOK? IT'S WAR.

CENTRAL HIGH PRIDE-- GOT TO FIGHT FOR THAT.

I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING WORTH FIGHTING FOR.

NOTHING?

I ONCE KNEW THIS REAL BADASS

WHO ALWAYS FOUGHT OVER WAVES.

ANYONE CAME NEAR A WAVE HE WAS ON,

HE'D FIGHT THEM.

DIDN'T MATTER HOW BIG THE GUY WAS.

REAL HEAD CASE.

ANYWAY, ONE DAY HE COMES ACROSS

THIS KID ON A BOOGIE BOARD

WHO HAS THE NERVE TO BE ON HIS WAVE.

HE SAYS TO HIMSELF,

"I'LL TEACH THIS KID A LESSON."

SO HE SURFS OVER TO HIM,

ONLY HE GETS TOO CLOSE,

AND THE SKEGS ON THE BOARD

SLICE INTO THE KID'S HEAD.

THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

KID NEARLY DROWNED.

WAS HE ALL RIGHT?

YEAH. HE'S GOT THIS SCAR

ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SURFER?

HE'S LIVING IN CINCINNATI.

IT'S FUNNY. YOU GET SO BUSY FIGHTING OVER WAVES

THAT YOU NEVER ENJOY THE OCEAN.

LIFE'S TOO SHORT FOR THAT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU INTO?

THE SMELL OF THE OCEAN, PURPLE SUNSETS,

AND SURFING IN THE RAIN.

YOU'RE A POET.

NAH. I JUST KNOW WHAT I LIKE.

WHAT YOU LIKE IS NICE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.

NIKKI.

I'M MITCHELL GOOSEN.

NICE TO MEET YOU, MITCHELL GOOSEN.

PLAY HOCKEY.

[CUCKOO-CUCKOO]

GREAT. NOW WE'RE A MAN SHORT.

FINE. WE'LL PLAY WITH FIVE.

I THINK CALIFORNIA HERE DESERVES A SHOT.

ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE UP, SURFER.

NICE UNIFORM!

PASS IT OVER HERE!

OVER HERE!

COME ON! SHOOT IT!

SHOOT IT!

AAH!

[BUZZER]

WRONG GOAL!

I DIDN'T KNOW HE'S ON OUR TEAM.

NICE SHOT!

THAT'S THE WRONG GOAL!

I'M SORRY, MAN.

YOU COST US THE GAME!

SURFER'S GOT SALTWATER IN HIS BRAIN.

THAT WAS REALLY GOOD, WHAT YOU JUST DID.

THAT WAS REALLY GREAT!

THAT WAS FANTASTIC!

WHOA! YAY!

GOD!

ALL RIGHT!

HA HA HA!

NICE SHOT.

[YELLING]

CHOCK-A-BLOCK.

SURFER BOY, SEE YOU IN SCHOOL.

[YELLING]

MITCHELL?

SLASH, YOU DOG-DOG. IS THAT YOU?

NO, IT'S ME-- YOUR COUSIN WILEY.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD, MAN.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YOU O.K.?

THIS WAS A LOT OF FUN.

INVITE ME TO THE NEXT ONE.

HERE. I'LL HELP YOU UP.

YEAH. UGH...

THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US.

THEY DON'T KILL YOU FOR LOSING HOCKEY GAMES.

YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. THEY'RE MEAN.

YOU COST THEM THE GAME, MR. WRONG GOAL.

YEAH, RIGHT. WHATEVER.

[IRENE] ...TOLD ME THAT SHE CROCHETED A COZY

FOR BOTH THE TOASTER AND THE BLENDER.

HELLO, BOYS.

ARE YOU LIMPING?

OH, LORDY LORD LORD.

WHAT IN THE NAME OF BUDDHA HAPPENED TO YOU BOYS?

PLAYING HOCKEY, MOM.

HOCKEY? MY LITTLE WILEY PLAYS HOCKEY?

DID YOU HEAR THAT, LOUIE?

DID I EVER SHOW YOU

MY ZAMBONI DRIVER-OF-THE-YEAR AWARD?

NOT NOW, DAD!

FATHER, WE HAVE TO BUY HIM A CUP.

I GOT A PUCK.

NO, A CUP.

THE STANLEY CUP? YOU HAVE TO WIN SOMETHING FIRST.

IT'S GOOD TO DREAM, ISN'T IT, FATHER?

OH, I'M FEELING FRISKY.

LET'S GET THAT TWISTER GAME OUT.

WILEY, LET GO. WE'LL BE FINE.

SEE? I TOLD YOU.

WILEY!

COME ON.

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO US.

WE'LL BE FINE.

MITCHELL, HOW'S IT GOING, BABE?

SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY.

THERE WE GO. I TOLD YOU, MAN.

HEY. HOW'S IT GOING?

ALL RIGHT.

BUENOS DIAS.

THIS IS SO COOL. YOU WERE RIGHT.

HEY, SNAKE, BUENOS DIGOS.

[LAUGHTER]

ALL RIGHT!

HERE.

* I'M A STRANGER HERE *

* AND I JUST MOVED INTO YOUR TOWN *

* I'M A STRANGER... *

MITCHELL!

* AND I JUST MOVED INTO YOUR TOWN *

[SLOSHING]

* AND BECAUSE I'M A STRANGER, EVERYBODY'S DOGGIN' ME AROUND *

* DOGGIN' ME AROUND *

HEY. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

NIKKI, WHAT'S SHAKING?

MOONDOGGIE!

OH, NO. HERE COMES TROUBLE.

I DON'T WANT YOU CAUGHT UP IN THIS,

SO I'M GOING TO JAM.

NO!

BYE-BYE.

VERY NICE, WILEY. YOU'RE ALMOST HOME FREE.

MAKE A LEFT AT THE LIGHT.

* WELL, THE TRAIN STOPPED HERE... *

PRETTY GOOD, HUH?

* BUT THE TRACKS ARE OUT OF LINE *

* I'M GOING TO PACK MY BAGS *

* I'M GOING TO MOVE ON DOWN THAT LINE **

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

HEY!

COME BACK HERE!

[SLOSHING]

HUH!

DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT, WILEY.

YOU'RE TOUCHY.

I'M BEING STALKED BY TRAINED PSYCHOPATHS.

YES, I'M TOUCHY.

AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T PUT ITCHING POWDER IN YOUR JOCKSTRAP.

I HOPE THE GIRLS DON'T THINK I HAD A CHUBBY ALL DAY.

THAT'S NOT EXACTLY THE MENTAL PICTURE I NEED

TO MAKE MY DAY BETTER.

IT CAN'T LAST FOREVER.

NEITHER CAN I, MAN.

I NEED TRAFFIC, SMOG, HEAT WAVES,

A DECENT BURRITO.

I NEED THE OCEAN. I CAN'T TAKE IT.

YOU'RE LOSING IT.

E.T. DIDN'T WANT TO GO HOME MORE THAN I DO.

COME TO THE MARKET. MY MOM NEEDS PIGS' FEET.

NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

YOU'RE WANTING SOME GAME HEN OR SOMETHING?

MOM'S PRETTY LIBERAL ABOUT COOKING.

* I GOT A BANANA *

* I GOT-- **

MITCHELL!

LOUIE, COME QUICK! IT'S MITCHELL!

JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH!

911. DON'T LET IT BE AN OVERDOSE.

AUNT IRENE.

OH, GOD!

OH, HONEY!

DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT TO YOUR UNCLE LOUIE AGAIN!

I WAS JUST RESTING.

WE THOUGHT YOU WERE ON DRUGS.

NO. I'M JUST TIRED.

ARE YOU SICK?

NO. I HAD A ROUGH DAY.

WE GOT A CARD FROM YOUR FOLKS.

YOUR DAD HAS POISON OAK,

AND YOU HAVE A PACKAGE ON YOUR BED.

WHAT IS IT?

SOMETHING I SHOULDN'T HAVE FORGOTTEN!

NIKKI!

ARE YOU O.K.?

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M FINE. HOW ARE YOU?

UM, JUST A LITTLE SPILL. NO BIG DEAL.

YOU SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL ON THOSE THINGS.

THEY'RE DANGEROUS IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

YEAH. I'LL BE CAREFUL FROM NOW ON.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?

ISN'T IT PRETTY?

IT'S LIKE ANOTHER WORLD.

IT IS. KIND OF MY OCEAN.

I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY FAVORITE FLOWERS.

THIS ONE IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE.

AH, PEACE LILY. BEAUTIFUL.

GET OUT. YOU KNOW THE PEACE LILY?

YOU THINK I LIVE ON A SURFBOARD?

YEAH.

YOU'RE RIGHT, BUT MY PARENTS ARE ENCYCLOPEDIAS.

WELL, THEN, LET'S SEE...

OH! THIS ONE.

HMM...

CLEOPATRA'S EARRINGS?

IMPRESSIVE.

YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS ONE. COME HERE.

THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UM, GINGER.

VERY GOOD.

LOVES THE WATER.

MY KIND OF FLOWER.

THANKS.

THIS ONE'S A GIMME.

YOU'LL GET THIS ONE. RIGHT HERE.

MITCHELL!

[BIRD CAWING]

[CAWING]

MITCHELL!

BEEP-BEEP!

HA HA! GOT YOU!

* GOOD, BABY, YEAH *

* WOO, WOO, WOO, YEAH *

HEY!

CAN'T PASS THIS UP! IT'S TOO PERFECT!

WE'LL GET KICKED OUT.

* ...TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, BABY *

* I'LL GIVE YOU MORE THAN YOU NEED *

WHOA! HA HA!

HEY! WAIT UP!

* SHOW ME WHAT IT TAKES *

* FOR YOU TO NOTICE ME *

* WHOA, WHOA *

* IF I PICKED YOU UP IN MY PERSONAL LIMOUSINE *

* AND SHOWERED YOU WITH ROSES *

* I WOULD WINE AND DINE YOU LIKE I HAVE A MIND TO *

* IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES *

* TO PROVE, BABY *

* MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* WHOO *

* GOOD ENOUGH PLACE TO START **

YOU ARE SO CRAZY.

YOU WERE THE FIRST SMILING FACE I'VE SEEN

IN THREE WEEKS.

THANK YOU.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO HUNTINGTON BEACH?

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE BEACH.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET TO L.A.

AND WATCH THE SUNSET.

YOU MUST BE HOMESICK.

NOT RIGHT NOW.

YOUNG MAN, CAN I SEE YOU A SECOND?

I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME TODAY.

WE CAN DO THIS AGAIN.

I KNOW THIS GREAT RESTAURANT.

WE COULD HAVE A GOOD TIME.

SOUNDS GOOD. HOW ABOUT FRIDAY?

O.K.

THAT'S MY BUS.

OH, I'M SUPPOSED TO

GO OUT ON THE TOWN WITH WILEY FRIDAY NIGHT.

BRING HIM ALONG.

I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S GOT A DATE.

I'LL BRING A FRIEND.

COOL.

O.K., WELL, GOOD-BYE, MITCHELL GOOSEN.

I THINK I'M STARTING TO LIKE CINCINNATI!

COOL.

WHOA!

WHOA!

OH!

OH, COOL!

ALL RIGHT! GO!

YEAH!

ALL RIGHT!

HEY! HEY!

HOW'S MY LONG-LOST COUSIN DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT?

IT'S CALLED AMORE, BRO.

YOU'RE WASTING WATER.

WHAT'S HER NAME?

NIKKI-- AND WE HAVE A DATE FRIDAY NIGHT.

WE'RE GOING OUT FRIDAY NIGHT.

I GOT YOU ONE, TOO.

YOU DID WHAT? YOU GOT ME A DATE?

SHE BETTER BE A BABE

IF YOU WANT ME TO SAY YES!

I GET DOZENS OF OFFERS FOR FRIDAY NIGHT.

SHE BETTER HAVE NICE EYES AND TEETH.

SOUTH BAY, SOUTH AFRICA.

NO ONE AROUND.

NO CAMERAS. NO SPONSORS.

JUST THE GOOSE AND THE WAVE.

AND A SWEET WAVE IT IS.

6...NO, 7-FOOT. POINT BREAK RIGHT.

SPITTIN' LIKE A WASHING MACHINE.

AN AWESOME RIDE.

EVEN MORE AWESOME BECAUSE HE'S IN CINCINNATI.

YES, CINCINNATI. NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.

MITCHELL!

MITCHELL!

HEY, MITCHELL!

[RADIO PLAYING]

DO YOU THINK GLORIA WOULD GO FOR THE ALIENATED, MISUNDERSTOOD,

KIND OF WALKING-ON-THE-FRINGE- OF-SOCIETY KIND OF LOOK?

ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WEAR EVERY DAY?

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT. MR. SMART GUY, MR. GQ,

HELP ME PICK SOMETHING OUT.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

* I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE *

* TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE *

* LOVE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME *

HA HA HA!

* I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT *

* TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT *

* SO SEXY IT HURTS *

* AND I'M TOO SEXY FOR MILAN *

* TOO SEXY FOR MILAN, NEW YORK, AND JAPAN *

* I'M TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY *

* TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY *

* NO WAY I'M DISCO DANCING *

* I'M A MODEL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? *

* AND I DO MY LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK *

* YEAH, ON THE CATWALK *

* ON THE CATWALK, YEAH *

* I DO MY LITTLE TURN ON THE CATWALK **

YOU ARE NOT MY COUSIN.

COME ON. I GIVE UP.

POPEYE WAS A GREAT MAN. DO YOU KNOW WHY?

NEVER JOINED THE HAIR CLUB FOR MEN?

BECAUSE HIS MOTTO WAS "I AM WHAT I AM."

POPEYE NEVER WORRIED ABOUT WHAT HE WORE

JUST TO GET OLIVE OYL IN THE SACK.

DO YOU KNOW WHY?

HE WAS GAY?

BECAUSE HE IS WHAT HE IS.

HMM...

HELLO. UH...UH,

G-GLORIA, I'M WILEY.

THIS IS--HOW YOU DOING?

UM, I CAN DRIVE.

[COUGH]

LET'S GO TO THE WATERFRONT

BEFORE WE HIT SHADOWS.

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.

I JUST GOT MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.

THAT'S NICE.

ONLY TOOK HIM THREE TIMES.

HA HA HA!

WELL, JUST HOP IN.

HERE YOU GO.

[ENGINE STARTS]

AAH!

[CRASH]

[CAR ALARM SOUNDING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

THE CAR WORKS FINE.

IF YOU COULD HAVE LUNCH WITH ANY THREE PEOPLE

ALIVE, DEAD, FICTITIOUS--

I DON'T CARE-- WHO WOULD IT BE?

WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?

IT'S A FUN ONE. COME ON.

I'D HAVE TO SAY TOM CURREN,

GREATEST SURFER ALIVE.

AND, UM, MAYBE GANDHI-- NOT FOR LUNCH, THOUGH.

HE WOULDN'T EAT MUCH.

AND THE THIRD ONE?

I'D HAVE TO SAY YOU.

ME?

YOU COULD HAVE LUNCH WITH ANYONE,

AND YOU'D CHOOSE ME?

YOU'RE NOT JUST ANYONE. YOU'RE SPECIAL.

* TRY MY LOVE, BABY *

* YEAH, YEAH *

* TRY *

* TRY MY LOVE *

* MY LOVE *

* TRY MY LOVE... *

SO...DO YOU COME TO THE PIER A LOT?

OH, YEAH. IT HAS A BEAUTIFUL ATMOSPHERE,

ALTHOUGH PERSONALLY--

BECAUSE THE BEST SIDE OF THE PIER IS DOWN THERE.

YOU GOT TO--

[COUGHING]

HUNGRY?

STARVING.

YEAH, GREAT.

* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TRY **

UH, GUYS.

HEY, CAN WE GO, BECAUSE GLORIA'S HUNGRY?

RAVENOUS.

I REALLY THINK SHE LIKES ME, MAN.

BESIDES, SHE KNOWS ALL THE LYRICS

TO "YOU ATE MY TRAIN" BY JENNIE YOUNGMAN.

I DON'T KNOW TEACHERS THAT BORING...

OR WEIRD.

HE'S JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS.

HE'S NERVOUS?

HE CAME 2 INCHES FROM SLAMMING INTO A GAS TRUCK.

IT WAS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF RED ASPHALT.

HE'LL GROW ON YOU.

NOT IN THIS LIFETIME.

MY DAD SHOT HER. IT WAS WEIRD.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU GUYS THIS WAS FUN?

I LOVE THIS PLACE. I PRACTICALLY LIVE HERE.

THEY'RE GOING TO SET ME UP A COT.

OH, THAT'S FUNNY.

I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU AROUND HERE BEFORE.

I COME ON TUESDAYS.

YEAH, I SIT IN THE BACK.

I COME IN VERY LATE... VERY LATE.

HEY, YOU DON'T MIND IF WALT AND I JOIN YOU?

BLANE, GET OUT OF HERE.

NIKKI'S GOT HERSELF A NEW LITTLE FRIEND.

DUDE, THIS IS A PRIVATE THING WE'VE GOT.

YOU UNDERSTAND.

WHY DON'T WE GET TOGETHER

SOME OTHER TIME AND GO BOWLING?

HA HA HA!

YEAH, I LIKE BOWLING,

BUT I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE, BLANE.

LEAVE? BEFORE WE CAN THANK OUR STAR HOCKEY PLAYER?

WHY, THAT WOULD BE RUDE.

I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

THANKS, AND GOOD-BYE.

[GLORIA] DO SOMETHING.

LEAVE US ALONE, HUH?

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

GOOD IDEA.

PARDONED AT LAST.

OW! LET GO OF ME, BLANE.

BE COOL. THERE IS NO REASON TO START ANYTHING.

SHUT UP. WE'RE DANCING.

LOOK, JUST LEAVE HER ALONE, ALL RIGHT?

COME ON. JUST BACK OFF, HUH?

LEAVE HER ALONE, DUDE.

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

YOU HEARD ME, BLANE.

OW.

[GLORIA] BLANE.

COME HERE. DON'T YOU MISS ME?

MITCHELL.

HEY!

LET HER GO!

GET LOST. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER.

I'M NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN.

LET HER DECIDE FOR HERSELF.

SHE ALREADY DID.

GET OUT OF HERE!

THIS ISN'T OVER, JACK.

HEY, YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH...I'M FINE.

ALL RIGHT. COME ON. I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.

I DON'T NEED ONE. I'M HERE WITH...

HA HA HA!

YEAH, RIGHT. THE MAHARAJAH'S YOUR DATE.

JACK, THIS IS NO CONCERN OF YOURS.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS OVER A BASKET OF FRIES.

LET'S TAKE THAT BASKET OF FRIES

AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT.

COME ON, MAN. CHILL.

I'M TAKING YOU HOME, NIKKI.

STOP ACTING LIKE A CAVE MAN.

I'M HERE WITH MITCHELL.

I'LL HAVE HER HOME EARLY... SOMETIME BEFORE DAWN.

IS EVERYTHING WITH YOU ALWAYS A JOKE?

ARE YOU ALWAYS SERIOUS?

SHE'LL BE FINE. LOOSEN YOUR JOCKS A LITTLE.

I'M TAKING NIKKI HOME.

THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

YOU UNDERSTAND ME, SURFER BOY?

DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?

YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR THREE WEEKS NOW--

TRYING TO SUCK ME INTO YOUR GAME.

I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU, JACK.

HE'S AFRAID, JACK.

HE'S NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

IS THAT RIGHT?

IS THAT RIGHT, MAN? YOU AFRAID?

YOU AFRAID OF ME?

YOU THINK CALLING ME A FEW NAMES,

PUTTING SAND IN MY LOCKER WILL MAKE ME FIGHT YOU?

WELL, YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMING.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, YOUR SCHOOL,

OR YOUR HOCKEY GAME.

I'M GONE IN THREE MONTHS.

YOU THINK I'M WASTING TIME ON YOU OR ANYONE?

YOU AIN'T WORTH IT. NO ONE HERE IS--NO ONE.

NIKKI!

GLORIA, YOU WANT A LIFT?

I GUESS SO.

WAIT UP, DUDE.

AW, JUST STOP WITH THE DUDE STUFF, MAN.

I THOUGHT SURFERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TOUGH.

I SHOULD HAVE FOUGHT THEM ALL?

YEAH.

YEAH, SOMETHING.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER.

YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

WHAT WOULD IT HAVE SOLVED? NOTHING. I KNOW.

WHAT ABOUT NIKKI?

YOU JUST LET HER GO.

LET HER GO? SHE WALKED AWAY FROM ME.

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SHE WAS JACK'S SISTER.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

DOESN'T MATTER. WHAT'S THE POINT?

I'M GONE SOON.

YOU REALLY DISAPPOINT ME, MAN.

WILEY.

[MITCHELL] NIKKI.

I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU.

DON'T BOTHER. IT DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU NEVER GAVE ME A CHANCE.

YOU'RE LEAVING SOON. IT'S NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

DON'T BOTHER. IT'S NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

* ...WANTS TO SAY IT *

* AMEN *

* I'VE GOT TO LET YOU KNOW FOR WORSE OR FOR BETTER *

* THERE'S A HUNDRED WAYS THAT I COULD SHOW YOU *

* BUT IT WOULDN'T MATTER *

* IT'S TIME TO TELL YOU, AND I'LL TRY TO KEEP IT SIMPLE *

* I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR *

* WHY DO I FORGET EVERY TIME YOU GET NEAR? *

* YOU'RE RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE *

* RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE *

* MY TONGUE *

* RIGHT ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE *

* ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE *

* LOOK IN MY EYES AND TELL ME WHAT DO YOU SEE *

* THERE'S A MESSAGE THAT I'M SENDING *

* I HOPE YOU RECEIVE *

* WORDS GET TANGLED UP IN GOOD INTENTIONS *

* I KNOW WHAT MY HEART WANTS TO SAY **

WILEY, WAKE UP, MAN. I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

GET UP. GET UP.

I HAD THIS DREAM.

THERE WAS THIS WAVE,

AND IT WAS NOT THIS GIDGET FART WAVE.

IT WAS THE BIG MUGAMBA--

THE ONE, THE SOLAR ECLIPSE WAVE.

I WAS RIDING IT, DUDE-- STYLING BIG-TIME--

UNTIL I SEE THIS MONDO SHARK--

MADE JAWS LOOK LIKE A GUPPY.

HIS NAME WAS PEPE.

PEPE. AND HE STARTS COMING MY WAY,

BUT THEN HE STOPS AND LOOKS ME IN THE EYE.

HE SAYS-- IN SPANISH, NO LESS--

LA OLA ES MIA.

I SPOKE SPANISH IN MY DREAM

BECAUSE I KNEW IT.

"THE WAVE IS MINE."

THE WAVE IS MINE.

THEN I WOKE UP.

YOU WOKE ME BECAUSE OF A LOUSY DREAM?

EVERYTHING WE NEED TO KNOW IS IN OUR DREAMS.

THEY'RE WINDOWS TO ENLIGHTENMENT.

SO...WHAT DID THIS SHARK--PEPE?

YEAH.

WHAT DID PEPE TELL YOU?

WELL, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT JACK IS THE SHARK

AND NIKKI'S THE WAVE,

AND HE DOESN'T WANT ME NEAR HIS SISTER.

LA OLA ES MIA.

THE WAVE IS MINE.

SO WHAT DOES HE DO? HE COMES AT ME LIKE A SHARK.

HE'S TRYING TO SCARE ME FROM THE WAVE, MAN.

THE POINT IS?

THE POINT IS,

WHEN YOU GOT A PERFECT ANYTHING,

YOU GO FOR IT.

YOU IGNORE THE SHARK.

THERE ARE ALWAYS SHARKS,

BUT HOW OFTEN DOES THIS PERFECT WAVE COME ALONG?

SO YOU'LL FIGHT JACK?

AND HAVE GANDHI ROLL OVER IN HIS GRAVE?

I DON'T THINK SO. BESIDES...

YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THE SHARK TO GET THE WAVE.

AAH!

[CRASH]

COME ON, WILEY.

HOLD ON. I'M COMING.

DON'T STOP. GO ON AHEAD. I'M FINE.

YEAH, THANKS FOR ASKING.

HEY, WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

CAN WE TALK?

NO.

THEN WHAT'S A GOOD TIME?

AFTER THE GAME, THEN.

AFTER THE GAME.

JACK.

JACK, DOES HE THINK HE'LL PLAY?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE THINKS,

BUT HE'D BETTER LEAVE.

LET THE MORON PLAY.

WHAT FOR?

THAT WAY, WE CAN KICK HIS BUTT.

HEY, YEAH!

YOU GOT ROOM FOR ANOTHER?

TRAVIS, YOU'RE OFF.

ADIOS, CALIFORNIA BOY.

UH, YOU GUYS HAVE A STICK?

WHOO!

DON'T STOP HERE, MOONDOGGIE.

GO GET THEM, SURFER.

YES.

THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

NIKKI, WAIT.

GO AFTER HIM, MITCHELL.

COME ON, MAN.

GET HIM, MAN.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

COME ON.

JUST PUNCH HIM, MAN. WE'RE HERE.

LET'S DO IT. COME ON, YOU LITTLE WIMP.

COME ON. DO IT.

YOU THINK HE'LL CRY, BLANE?

HA HA HA!

COME ON.

HIT ME.

I WANT TO SEE IF HE'LL CRY.

I FEEL A TEAR COMING ON.

HA HA HA!

HA HA HA!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING?

WHY DID YOU BACK DOWN AGAIN?

MITCHELL. HELLO...

MITCHELL.

MITCHELL!

SHUT UP!

FULL-ON MOONER!

TIME TO CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR, EH, BLANE?

CHOCOLATE STAIN, BLANE?

FUNNY!

GET HIM. GET THAT LITTLE WIMP.

YOU WERE RIGHT.

THERE ARE SOME THINGS WORTH FIGHTING FOR.

WOULD YOU GO?

NOT TILL YOU LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DREAM.

GO!

THE CARS! MOVE THE CARS.

MOVE THE CARS! THE CARS!

HEY, DO YOU GUYS HAVE THE RIGHT HOUSE?

YEAH. IS MITCHELL HOME?

YEAH, SURE. UM, COME ON IN, GUYS.

UH, SU CASA ES MI CASA, SNAKE.

AUGIE, MARK-- TONY, MAN.

WHAT'S UP, ROSENBLAT?

YOU MUST BE WILEY'S LITTLE FRIENDS.

LOOK, FATHER-- WILEY'S LITTLE FRIENDS.

YEAH. HI.

WILEY TALKS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.

WOULD YOU BOYS LIKE SOME GRAPE KOOL-AID?

UM...

NO. NO, THANK YOU, MA'AM.

WELL, THEN, UH... FATHER, LET'S MAKE SOME CARAMEL CORN.

YEAH. I'M WATCHING THE, UH--

COME ON, AND DON'T BURN THE OLEO THIS TIME.

ALL RIGHT.

MITCHELL, UH...

THESE GUYS CAME TO SEE YOU.

GUYS.

HEY! HEY!

THAT WAS SOME PIECE OF SKATING TODAY, MITCHELL.

I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD.

I GUESS WE JUST FIGURED YOU ALL WRONG.

SHOOT, MAN, I'M REALLY SORRY.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S OVER.

ALL RIGHT. COOL, MAN.

THIS IS THE STORY.

WE'VE BEEN CHALLENGED BY THE PREPS

TO A SKATING RACE.

WE'RE SETTLING THIS THING.

YOU KNOW, I WANTED--

WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D WANT TO COME

AND SKATE ON OUR TEAM.

HELP US OUT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WHERE'S THE RACE?

DEVIL'S BACKBONE.

UH...

[COUGHING]

WE'D HAVE A BETTER CHANCE WITH YOU.

WHAT'S DEVIL'S BACKBONE?

ONLY THE MOST DANGEROUS HILL IN THE WHOLE TOWN.

THE LAST GUY WHO WALKED DOWN THAT HILL

GOT SO MESSED UP, FORGOT WHO HE WAS...

PINS IN HIS HEAD.

IT'S A BUNCH OF HILLS. IT'S PRETTY DANGEROUS.

THEN WHY DO THIS?

WE'RE ALWAYS BEING PUT DOWN.

TREATED LIKE TRASH.

WE'RE SOMEBODY.

IT'S OUR CHANCE TO PROVE IT.

WE CAN ONLY DO IT AS A TEAM.

ARE YOU IN?

[WILEY] ALL THIS BECAUSE OF A SHARK NAMED PEPE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GETTING READY TO SHRED.

OH, WILEY, NO.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

JACK!

THE RULES ARE THERE ARE NO RULES.

ANYTHING GOES.

WHY DON'T WE START THE RACE?

[MIMICKING] LET'S JUST START THE RACE.

THE FIRST TEAM WITH THREE OVER THE LINE WINS!

RACERS SET!

WHOO!

COOL IT, BLANE!

KNOCK IT OFF!

GET OFF ME!

UGH!

[HORN HONKING]

GET OFF ME!

[HORN HONKING]

HANG ON!

YEAH!

OH! NO!

AAH!

AAH!

UGH!

AHH...

[SKATE BRAKES SQUEALING]

[HORNS HONKING]

[HORN HONKING]

AH AH AH AH!

TREES!

[HORNS HONKING]

OH!

AAH!

COME ON, MITCHELL! CATCH UP!

GRAB ON!

GRAB ON!

DON'T FALL, MAN!

[HORN HONKS]

[HORN HONKING]

[PANTING]

iCON POSOS!

WHERE'D THEY GO?

YEAH!

YAY!

MAN, THAT GUY'S FAST.

WE'RE AHEAD TWO TO ONE NOW.

THEY GET ONE MORE PREP IN, THEY WIN!

COME ON, JACK.

WE GOT A RACE TO WIN.

LET'S DO IT.

THANK YOU.

DID WE WIN?

YAY!

WAA!

UGH!

I'M O.K.

NOW--POPEYE...

THERE WAS A GREAT MAN.

WHAT A GUY.

HEY!

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* WHOA, WHOA *

* YEAH *

* GOOD, BABY, YEAH *

* WOO WHOO WOO, YEAH *

* MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* WON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, BABY? *

* I'LL GIVE YOU MORE THAN YOU NEED *

* HEY *

* WON'T YOU SHOW ME WHAT IT TAKES *

* FOR YOU TO NOTICE ME? *

* WHOA, WHOA *

* IF I PICKED YOU UP IN MY PERSONAL LIMOUSINE *

* AND SHOWERED YOU WITH ROSES *

* I WOULD WINE AND DINE YOU LIKE I HAVE A MIND TO *

* IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO PROVE, BABY *

* MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* WHOO *

* GOOD ENOUGH PLACE TO START *

* WHOA, MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* GOOD ENOUGH TO OPEN YOUR HEART *

* TO ME *

* WON'T YOU SHOW ME WHAT YOU LIKE, BABY? *

* I ONLY WANT TO PLEASE YOU *

* AND I'M NOT REALLY BEGGING, BABY *

* YOU'VE GOT ME ON MY KNEES *

* OH, YOU KNOW IT *

* I WOULD DO ANYTHING YOU SAY *

* ANY LITTLE THING AT ALL *

* IF I TOLD YOU I'D WAIT NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES *

* WOULD THAT MAKE YOU BELIEVE, BABY? *

* OH *

* MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* YEAH *

* GOOD ENOUGH PLACE TO START *

* OH-OH *

* MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* GOOD ENOUGH TO OPEN YOUR HEART *

* MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* OH, BABY *

* DON'T YOU THINK IT'S WORTH A TRY? *

* MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* YEAH *

* GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU AND I *

* COME ON OVER, BABY *

* MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* YEAH *

* MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* GOOD ENOUGH *

* YOU KNOW IT, BABY *

* OH *

* YEAH *

* COME ON *

* OW *

* HEY *

* YEAH *

* IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO PROVE, BABY *

* MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* YEAH *

* GOOD ENOUGH PLACE TO START *

* MY LOVE IS GOOD ENOUGH *

* COME ON, BABY *

* GOOD ENOUGH TO OPEN YOUR HEART **