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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,525 --> 00:00:20,649 THE SKIN 2 00:00:33,275 --> 00:00:35,115 Looks like an antenna. 3 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,857 I do not like it. It's too quiet. 4 00:01:00,858 --> 00:01:02,688 I see only the vines. 5 00:01:02,858 --> 00:01:04,690 Smells like a trap. 6 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:10,720 I bet there are Germans hidden there. 7 00:01:35,233 --> 00:01:38,363 Damn it! A good place for an ambush. 8 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:47,232 This flight never ends... 9 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:49,232 Maybe it'd be better if we went home, Mark. 10 00:01:49,233 --> 00:01:53,232 If the Germans knew that the leader of the Fifth Army was so close by... 11 00:01:53,233 --> 00:01:54,982 Yes, I know there'd be spies. 12 00:01:54,983 --> 00:01:56,357 Relax, Bob. 13 00:01:58,816 --> 00:02:00,940 Italians are a great people... 14 00:02:00,941 --> 00:02:03,531 ...but they made a big mistake: 15 00:02:03,650 --> 00:02:06,040 ...They chose the wrong side. 16 00:02:10,483 --> 00:02:12,357 Why did you do that? 17 00:02:14,150 --> 00:02:15,940 We didn't know you. 18 00:02:16,316 --> 00:02:17,815 Well, it doesn't matter... 19 00:02:17,816 --> 00:02:20,149 ...they're on the right side now. 20 00:02:20,150 --> 00:02:23,690 Mark Clark and Fifth Army will be in Rome before Christmas. 21 00:02:23,691 --> 00:02:27,732 - You can bet on it. - Betting is hazardous, General. 22 00:02:27,733 --> 00:02:30,399 No one in all of history, conquered Rome from the south? 23 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,982 Bob - who is the Civilian? 24 00:02:31,983 --> 00:02:33,190 Mom, mom! 25 00:02:36,150 --> 00:02:37,150 Ciro! 26 00:02:53,983 --> 00:02:57,649 Captain, there is something fishy here. 27 00:02:58,025 --> 00:02:59,607 I hear a waltz. 28 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,940 - What are you talking about? - A waltz, you know, music... 29 00:03:03,941 --> 00:03:05,649 A waltz! 30 00:03:07,566 --> 00:03:08,786 Wait a minute! 31 00:03:08,858 --> 00:03:10,857 Stop! 32 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,732 Captain, I want you to cross to the other side of the street. 33 00:03:13,733 --> 00:03:17,232 Sergeant, take ten men and go up the stairs. 34 00:03:17,233 --> 00:03:18,232 Follow me. 35 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:20,940 I want to know what's happening here! 36 00:03:20,941 --> 00:03:24,190 Sergeant, take some men and go to the other side of the street. 37 00:03:24,191 --> 00:03:26,231 And watch out for traps! 38 00:03:41,066 --> 00:03:42,066 Incredible! 39 00:03:48,275 --> 00:03:50,655 It could be a trap, Captain. 40 00:03:51,316 --> 00:03:55,149 The slightest wrong move, blow their brains out. 41 00:03:55,150 --> 00:03:56,649 Let's go! 42 00:04:02,858 --> 00:04:05,190 The "vitamin A" has arrived. 43 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,399 Why "A"? 44 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,232 "A" as Americans! 45 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:10,649 Hey, you, come over here! Move! 46 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,690 - Me? - Yes! Come here! 47 00:04:13,941 --> 00:04:16,607 - Where are the Germans? - Nicht Deutschland... 48 00:04:16,608 --> 00:04:18,815 The Germans, where are they? 49 00:04:18,816 --> 00:04:20,857 How should I know where the Germans are? 50 00:04:20,858 --> 00:04:24,607 They must be in Rome by now. Why are you looking for Germans in Capri? 51 00:04:24,608 --> 00:04:26,098 This may be true. 52 00:04:26,608 --> 00:04:28,440 And the fascists, where they are? 53 00:04:28,441 --> 00:04:31,565 Where are the fascistas? Come on, answer. 54 00:04:31,566 --> 00:04:33,066 Fascists in Capri? 55 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,857 You're looking for fascists here? 56 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:39,065 There are only anti-fascists here, can't you see? 57 00:04:39,066 --> 00:04:41,399 He says that there aren't anymore, just anti-fascists. 58 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,982 Good, listen, tell him I want to know where the enemy is now! 59 00:04:44,983 --> 00:04:46,149 Princess. 60 00:04:46,358 --> 00:04:48,982 She's 100% anti-fascist. 61 00:04:49,191 --> 00:04:50,831 A Princess, Colonel. 62 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:53,745 Alright, what do I say to her? 63 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:59,970 - Long live the Americans! - Long live the Americans! 64 00:05:21,275 --> 00:05:23,940 I think you should call the base, sir. 65 00:05:23,941 --> 00:05:25,431 Oh, that's right! 66 00:05:30,066 --> 00:05:31,774 And what should I tell them? 67 00:05:31,775 --> 00:05:33,565 Well... 68 00:05:33,775 --> 00:05:36,085 Say that we've taken Capri. 69 00:05:38,733 --> 00:05:42,383 Eagle Control. Operation Peanuts accomplished. 70 00:05:42,650 --> 00:05:46,274 Today, the Fifth Army and allied forces... 71 00:05:46,483 --> 00:05:49,623 ...were deployed in the Bay of Naples. 72 00:05:49,941 --> 00:05:54,690 A step closer to our goal: The total liberation of Italy. 73 00:05:54,691 --> 00:05:56,565 When will you be in Rome? 74 00:05:56,566 --> 00:05:58,607 I do not make predictions. 75 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:01,357 But if the Germans resist... 76 00:06:01,566 --> 00:06:02,857 They will regret it. 77 00:06:02,858 --> 00:06:04,274 Write it. 78 00:06:04,608 --> 00:06:07,399 I have a question for Captain Malaparte. 79 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,107 Captain Malaparte? 80 00:06:09,316 --> 00:06:12,815 Go ahead, but remember, we're in their home. 81 00:06:12,816 --> 00:06:14,190 Captain... 82 00:06:15,025 --> 00:06:19,232 How do you justify your alliance with the Fifth Army with the fact that... 83 00:06:19,233 --> 00:06:23,107 ...20 years ago, you were allied with the fascist party? 84 00:06:23,108 --> 00:06:27,958 I believe it was 20 years ago that Winston Churchill said: 85 00:06:28,025 --> 00:06:32,149 "If I were Italian, I'd ally myself with the fascist party". 86 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:33,370 I was Italian. 87 00:06:34,608 --> 00:06:36,524 I'd like to say that Captain Malaparte... 88 00:06:36,525 --> 00:06:40,649 ...spent a good portion of those years in fascist prisons. 89 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,050 - Any other questions? - Yes. 90 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:45,857 According to General Alexander, the British Army... 91 00:06:45,858 --> 00:06:49,190 That's all, gentlemen. We'll meet again in Naples. 92 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:52,191 Take your photos, and do it quickly. 93 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:02,482 Enough. Now get out. 94 00:07:02,733 --> 00:07:04,373 One moment, soldier. 95 00:07:04,608 --> 00:07:05,732 Let me see. 96 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,482 The left profile. 97 00:07:19,316 --> 00:07:21,236 Superb house, Malaparte. 98 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,565 My home is yours, General. 99 00:07:23,775 --> 00:07:26,399 A little far from the front, unfortunately. 100 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,270 The front moves, my offer remains. 101 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:39,570 General Mark Clark, Princess Consuelo Caracciolo. 102 00:07:40,608 --> 00:07:43,815 They say that in Naples your word is law. 103 00:07:43,816 --> 00:07:48,565 - Do you know Naples, General? - No, madam. But I hope to know it. 104 00:07:48,566 --> 00:07:52,565 This is the oldest city in Europe. Did you know? 105 00:07:52,566 --> 00:07:55,399 What the princess is trying to say is that you should be patient... 106 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:59,440 ...in regards to the surprises that Naples holds. 107 00:08:00,566 --> 00:08:01,732 What a beautiful dog! 108 00:08:01,733 --> 00:08:02,982 His name Febo. 109 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:05,774 Mine is named Palma. I found him in northern Africa. 110 00:08:05,775 --> 00:08:07,982 I nearly ran over him with a jeep. 111 00:08:07,983 --> 00:08:11,065 I found him in Russia. He had been injured by the Germans. 112 00:08:11,066 --> 00:08:12,066 Watch. 113 00:08:21,275 --> 00:08:22,524 Be nice. 114 00:08:24,816 --> 00:08:27,565 - You come back soon? - Hopefully, Vincenzo. 115 00:08:27,566 --> 00:08:29,024 Good bye. 116 00:08:29,233 --> 00:08:31,399 Take care of my luggage. 117 00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:40,565 Be good, Febo! 118 00:09:04,191 --> 00:09:06,511 Look how beautiful they are. 119 00:09:09,941 --> 00:09:11,024 You are beautiful. 120 00:09:11,025 --> 00:09:13,940 What do you want? It is too early. 121 00:09:13,941 --> 00:09:17,440 Go home, handsome. Let's go. 122 00:09:30,858 --> 00:09:32,649 To Poggioreale! 123 00:09:53,233 --> 00:09:55,690 - Was there a massacre? - Where have you been? 124 00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:58,190 There are massacres every day. 125 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,565 Typhus, starvation, infections... 126 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:03,096 Death has quite an imagination. 127 00:10:03,608 --> 00:10:04,607 Death... 128 00:10:04,608 --> 00:10:06,815 I'm here all week. 129 00:10:07,025 --> 00:10:09,690 Rich or poor, the funeral is free. 130 00:10:09,691 --> 00:10:11,524 Are we or are we not a democracy? 131 00:10:11,525 --> 00:10:13,982 What, all week? That's bullshit. 132 00:10:13,983 --> 00:10:16,190 You haven't been here for 15 days. 133 00:10:16,191 --> 00:10:18,940 There are only three trucks in Naples for everybody... 134 00:10:18,941 --> 00:10:21,941 ...weeks are now 15 days long, maam. 135 00:10:22,108 --> 00:10:24,482 You have no respect for the dead. 136 00:10:24,483 --> 00:10:27,607 What's that? No respect for the dead? 137 00:10:27,608 --> 00:10:30,065 Do you expect us to carry them on our backs? 138 00:10:30,066 --> 00:10:31,565 We can't say a thing. 139 00:10:31,566 --> 00:10:33,149 I told you, we only have three wagons. 140 00:10:33,150 --> 00:10:34,440 Make them walk. 141 00:10:34,483 --> 00:10:37,149 We've been looking at corpses for years, we can't do it anymore. 142 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:39,149 Make them walk to the cemetery. 143 00:10:39,150 --> 00:10:41,274 Of course, on foot. 144 00:10:41,483 --> 00:10:43,357 Let's go! 145 00:10:43,566 --> 00:10:44,982 On foot. Let's keep going. 146 00:10:44,983 --> 00:10:48,607 Hey, handsome, you have nothing to do here! 147 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,690 It's off limits. 148 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:55,190 This is a restricted area, you can't come in here. 149 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,024 Get out! Off limits! 150 00:10:57,233 --> 00:10:58,982 What is off limits? 151 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,774 I don't know. Must be American slang. 152 00:11:20,858 --> 00:11:24,065 Off limits... 153 00:11:24,275 --> 00:11:28,190 This crap is always getting worse. 154 00:12:00,816 --> 00:12:04,565 Look, there go the suits on the way to the bank. 155 00:12:04,566 --> 00:12:06,596 So that's the one, huh? 156 00:12:09,858 --> 00:12:12,232 Dear Don Eduardo! 157 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:13,649 Come in! 158 00:12:26,483 --> 00:12:29,265 Hey, I hear that Italian women have spaghetti growing out of their pussy. 159 00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:30,940 Only tomato sauce! 160 00:12:31,608 --> 00:12:35,088 Come on, you want to taste some linguini? 161 00:12:43,775 --> 00:12:45,335 Get in line, boys! 162 00:12:45,525 --> 00:12:48,107 C'mon sweet, a kiss... 163 00:13:06,025 --> 00:13:07,440 Ah, I understand. And how many are with you? 164 00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:10,065 There are two, but they eat for six. 165 00:13:10,066 --> 00:13:13,107 They're right here. Let me call her. 166 00:13:13,108 --> 00:13:14,482 Rosaria! 167 00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:20,950 - Where is Rosaria? - I'm coming! 168 00:13:21,441 --> 00:13:22,649 I'm here. 169 00:13:22,858 --> 00:13:26,107 Since you know how to speak English... 170 00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:29,899 ...tell them to leave in ten minutes. 171 00:13:30,108 --> 00:13:31,524 Internal Affairs. 172 00:13:32,025 --> 00:13:33,565 Come, Don Eduardo. 173 00:13:35,108 --> 00:13:37,315 Listen! Ten minute closed! 174 00:13:39,733 --> 00:13:42,863 We're going to tear this place apart! 175 00:13:46,858 --> 00:13:49,058 Listen, behave yourselves... 176 00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:54,274 ...or we'll kick you out like we did with the Germans, alright? 177 00:13:54,275 --> 00:13:58,075 And it's going to be in two days, not four. 178 00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:08,065 Oh, mother, come here. I have something for you. 179 00:14:08,066 --> 00:14:09,982 Shush girl! 180 00:14:10,191 --> 00:14:13,741 I'll have something special for you later. 181 00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:21,226 - How? - How much do you weigh? 182 00:14:21,358 --> 00:14:24,024 The hat, take off the hat. How much is it? 183 00:14:24,025 --> 00:14:26,345 Sixty five kilos, you see... 184 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,857 That's it? You said you ate for six. 185 00:14:30,525 --> 00:14:33,607 My god, Mr. Eduardo, have a little patience! 186 00:14:33,608 --> 00:14:34,982 Kommen Sie! 187 00:14:42,441 --> 00:14:46,065 Look at those two. They eat for six. 188 00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:50,107 - But this one hardly eats anything. - Doesn't want to eat? 189 00:14:50,108 --> 00:14:54,607 While the residents of Naples die of hunger, he refuses to eat. 190 00:14:54,608 --> 00:14:56,982 Why are you refusing your pasta? 191 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,815 Stomach, nicht gut. 192 00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:00,149 He does not like it. 193 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:03,524 Make a tagliatelle, I brought flour. 194 00:15:03,775 --> 00:15:06,190 But how, when I don't know how to make tagliatelle? 195 00:15:06,191 --> 00:15:07,732 Come here, look. 196 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:11,024 Look at how your friends are nice and plump... 197 00:15:11,025 --> 00:15:13,857 ...and you're a stick. Eat, you hear me? 198 00:15:13,858 --> 00:15:16,649 Eat as if your life depended on it. 199 00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,030 Eat, you're not in mourning. 200 00:15:19,983 --> 00:15:22,149 Come on, hurry. 201 00:15:22,608 --> 00:15:24,524 Get in line. Move it. 202 00:15:24,775 --> 00:15:26,774 Spaghetti parlor, let's get a move on. 203 00:15:26,775 --> 00:15:28,482 One after another! 204 00:15:28,691 --> 00:15:30,661 Let's go, hurry, hurry! 205 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:41,525 Catch. 206 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,024 You can't eat without towel. 207 00:15:44,025 --> 00:15:45,982 You have a bloodstain there. 208 00:15:45,983 --> 00:15:48,315 Oh, there is a small spot? 209 00:15:49,566 --> 00:15:51,024 So take that. 210 00:15:51,608 --> 00:15:53,524 There are even spaghetti inside. 211 00:15:53,525 --> 00:15:56,115 Perfect, don't be so demanding. 212 00:16:28,358 --> 00:16:30,268 Put to rest, Sgt. 213 00:16:30,316 --> 00:16:31,940 Rest! 214 00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:47,149 Boys, sadly I have to leave you. 215 00:16:48,025 --> 00:16:50,275 I've recieved other orders. 216 00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:54,357 Captain Palese will take charge of the company... 217 00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:58,024 ...and he wants to have a word with you. 218 00:17:01,816 --> 00:17:03,149 Soldiers... 219 00:17:03,358 --> 00:17:06,649 We are the first Italian Liberation Corps. 220 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:08,830 Soldiers of the new Italy. 221 00:17:09,233 --> 00:17:13,193 We need to drive the Germans from Italian soil. 222 00:17:13,441 --> 00:17:16,399 Take our flag from the mud where it fell... 223 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,680 ...and draw an example to all Italians. 224 00:17:20,233 --> 00:17:21,857 We will banish... 225 00:17:22,816 --> 00:17:26,190 ...the terrible shame that dominates the Italian people. 226 00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:32,191 And prove that we are worthy of the great role that History has handed us. 227 00:17:32,816 --> 00:17:34,565 You all understand? 228 00:17:34,858 --> 00:17:36,315 You, come here. 229 00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:44,065 Repeat what the captain said. 230 00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:46,065 He says that... we have to prove... 231 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,676 ...that we're worthy of the shame of Italy. 232 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,950 I think they understood very well. 233 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,982 Return in line. 234 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:11,149 You are listening to the broadcast for the European Allied Forces. 235 00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:13,732 That was Glenn Miller and his orchestra... 236 00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:17,607 ...transmitting directly from the Palladium in Hollywood, California, USA. 237 00:18:17,608 --> 00:18:19,315 Worried about syphilis? Venereal diseases... 238 00:18:19,316 --> 00:18:22,440 ...can be more destructive than war. 239 00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:24,500 Thanks to penicillin... 240 00:18:25,775 --> 00:18:27,857 Hey Goldberg, did you hear that? 241 00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:30,524 Glenn Miller is playing live 11,000 km from here... 242 00:18:30,525 --> 00:18:33,857 How come you're not worried about getting syphilis? 243 00:18:33,858 --> 00:18:36,315 Didn't you sleep with that Countess, Jimmy? 244 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,399 I already told you, Goldberg. 245 00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,857 Alright, so tell me again. 246 00:18:39,858 --> 00:18:41,315 But in detail. 247 00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:43,065 You're going too fast. 248 00:18:43,066 --> 00:18:44,066 So... 249 00:18:44,108 --> 00:18:46,149 She gave you a blowjob? 250 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,524 Look... 251 00:18:47,858 --> 00:18:49,857 In Europe, this is normal. 252 00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:53,357 Get it through your head... European women are... 253 00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:54,815 ...different. 254 00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,690 Listen, Goldberg. 255 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,440 Instead of jerking with your magazines... 256 00:18:59,441 --> 00:19:02,482 ...for three lousy bucks, you can have what you want. 257 00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:03,703 Are you crazy? 258 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:07,190 All the niggers on this side of the Atlantic have already screwed those girls. 259 00:19:07,191 --> 00:19:11,482 You forgot the movies that tell you what happens to your penis if you get gonorrhea? 260 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,982 This is better than going blind. 261 00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:15,883 Where'd you hear that? 262 00:19:16,358 --> 00:19:17,788 How many fingers? 263 00:19:18,608 --> 00:19:21,128 You see, you're already blind. 264 00:19:24,358 --> 00:19:25,358 Shit! 265 00:20:10,525 --> 00:20:12,607 Captain Wren, Communications. 266 00:20:12,608 --> 00:20:16,998 There are already two conferences back there, Captain. 267 00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:27,690 No, not now. 268 00:20:29,691 --> 00:20:32,940 Gentlemen, the good news first. 269 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:35,940 I've just talked with Alexander... 270 00:20:35,941 --> 00:20:39,190 ...and he agrees that the Eighth English Army... 271 00:20:39,191 --> 00:20:42,315 ...will cede to their "American cousins", as they like to call us... 272 00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:45,065 ...and Mark Clark's Fifth Army will be the first to enter Rome! 273 00:20:45,066 --> 00:20:46,786 - Great! - Excellent! 274 00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:50,024 Now, the bad news. 275 00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:55,315 I don't believe a word of it. 276 00:20:55,316 --> 00:20:59,315 Half of his army are fags, and the other half take us for idiots. 277 00:20:59,316 --> 00:21:04,146 He's right in the middle of that. This could be a trick. 278 00:21:04,775 --> 00:21:08,935 The Fifth Army was the first to land in Europe... 279 00:21:09,316 --> 00:21:11,815 ...and you can bet that no one... 280 00:21:11,816 --> 00:21:14,357 ...not even Churchill and his band of queers... 281 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:18,774 ...prevent my Fifth Army from being the first to enter Rome! 282 00:21:18,775 --> 00:21:20,149 It's a matter of principle! 283 00:21:20,150 --> 00:21:24,940 Washington, sir. General Eisenhower. That's the third time. 284 00:21:24,941 --> 00:21:26,440 Go on, gentlemen. 285 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,524 It must be important to make him get up so early in Washington. 286 00:21:30,525 --> 00:21:32,835 We will know it right away. 287 00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:35,150 Hello? 288 00:21:36,316 --> 00:21:37,876 Yes, this is Mark. 289 00:21:39,108 --> 00:21:42,318 How is Italy, sir? Italy is alright... 290 00:21:44,858 --> 00:21:46,558 I do not understand. 291 00:21:47,525 --> 00:21:48,857 Pardon? 292 00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,836 Which senator's wife? 293 00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:53,951 From Massachusetts? 294 00:21:55,441 --> 00:21:56,607 Here? 295 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,774 For the love of God, we're at war here! 296 00:22:00,775 --> 00:22:02,149 I do not have time to... 297 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:06,040 Ike... not even if it were Roosevelt's mother. 298 00:22:07,191 --> 00:22:09,732 I'm very sorry sir. 299 00:22:10,358 --> 00:22:13,357 You don't understand here... 300 00:22:16,191 --> 00:22:17,761 Yes, Mr. President. 301 00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,107 Please excuse me... 302 00:22:19,108 --> 00:22:20,857 ...but I have to insist. 303 00:22:20,858 --> 00:22:22,690 I'm against this. 304 00:22:25,816 --> 00:22:27,690 I understand your position, sir... 305 00:22:27,691 --> 00:22:31,232 ...and, under these circumstances, I'll do my best. 306 00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:34,357 Mr. President, you can count on me. 307 00:22:42,525 --> 00:22:44,857 A dirty trick, that's what it is. 308 00:22:44,858 --> 00:22:48,274 To rob Mark Clark and his Fifth Army of their glory! 309 00:22:48,275 --> 00:22:51,565 Massachusetts... That's Senator Wyatt, isn't it? 310 00:22:51,566 --> 00:22:55,315 The senator that decieves people all the time! 311 00:22:55,316 --> 00:22:56,607 You, what do you say? 312 00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:59,190 Well, nothing. Unless his wife is Deborah Wyatt. 313 00:22:59,191 --> 00:23:02,071 - Exactly. - Of course, an aviator. 314 00:23:02,108 --> 00:23:04,399 She was the first one to cross the Pacific in 1939. 315 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,982 The first woman... 316 00:23:06,816 --> 00:23:10,636 This means that it's a great publicity stunt! 317 00:23:10,775 --> 00:23:13,815 They made her a colonel in the Air Force... 318 00:23:13,816 --> 00:23:15,774 ...who came up with this crazy idea... 319 00:23:15,775 --> 00:23:19,135 ...of supplying the population by plane... 320 00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:22,524 ...and it seems that the President is interested as well. 321 00:23:22,525 --> 00:23:26,274 You, me, everyone knows what he wants. 322 00:23:26,483 --> 00:23:28,107 Elections are next year... 323 00:23:28,108 --> 00:23:29,607 ...and President is interested in: Winning votes. 324 00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:31,649 - How's it going? - Very good. 325 00:23:31,650 --> 00:23:35,420 - What are you doing tonight? - Sit, please... 326 00:23:35,566 --> 00:23:37,546 - Good day. - Good day. 327 00:23:37,775 --> 00:23:41,585 I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait, Captain. 328 00:23:44,191 --> 00:23:48,961 Wasn't it you that was at the press conference in Capri? 329 00:23:49,316 --> 00:23:51,274 Your home is beautiful. 330 00:23:55,816 --> 00:23:59,286 - Go ask, go on. - Those two? Let's see. 331 00:24:00,358 --> 00:24:01,690 Mr. Mazzullo. 332 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,232 Wait. 333 00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:06,274 - Sit down, please. - Alright. 334 00:24:06,275 --> 00:24:08,857 - Sit? Good. - Wait, please. 335 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:13,630 - We gotta sit down. - Go ahead. 336 00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:16,649 Who's turn is it now? 337 00:24:16,650 --> 00:24:19,315 The representative of the Comittee for Civilian Necessities. 338 00:24:19,316 --> 00:24:21,149 He takes care of the German prisoners. 339 00:24:21,150 --> 00:24:24,065 - And then? - A meeting about the front. 340 00:24:24,066 --> 00:24:25,482 Scheduled for six minutes, sir. 341 00:24:25,483 --> 00:24:27,899 This representative, what's his name? 342 00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,857 Eduardo Mezzullo. 343 00:24:30,608 --> 00:24:32,107 Send them to me. 344 00:24:58,983 --> 00:25:02,083 - Mr. Mezzullo... - Mazzullo, Mazzullo. 345 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:05,899 - They said Mr. Mezzullo... - Ma, ma, ma. 346 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,274 Mazzullo. 347 00:25:10,191 --> 00:25:14,232 I understand you have a certain number of German prisoners. 348 00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:17,033 273, Mr. General. There are 273... 349 00:25:18,108 --> 00:25:21,440 That you captured when the Germans mounted a retreat... 350 00:25:21,441 --> 00:25:22,774 Mounted a what? 351 00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:26,399 He said that you caught those Germans when they were retreating. 352 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,815 No, Mr. General. They were imprisoned by the Italian people... 353 00:25:29,816 --> 00:25:32,024 ...when they fought in Naples. 354 00:25:32,025 --> 00:25:34,315 There was a great uprising that lasted four days... 355 00:25:34,316 --> 00:25:36,649 ...with injuries and casualties... 356 00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:39,649 All this pain, General, all this blood... 357 00:25:39,650 --> 00:25:43,150 - I understand, Mr. Mezzullo... - Ma, ma... 358 00:25:43,733 --> 00:25:47,649 Listen, I'd like to go directly to the point, if you wish. 359 00:25:47,650 --> 00:25:51,774 You've been feeding and caring for those prisoners for weeks, right? 360 00:25:51,775 --> 00:25:53,524 This is a heavy load... 361 00:25:53,525 --> 00:25:56,357 ...with inflation in food prices. 362 00:25:56,566 --> 00:25:58,732 And, naturally, you have the right to... 363 00:25:58,733 --> 00:26:01,149 ...shall we say, recompense. 364 00:26:01,566 --> 00:26:02,982 Explain, Captain. 365 00:26:03,566 --> 00:26:04,649 You'll be compensated. 366 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,150 Yes, I understand. 367 00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:09,274 The Fifth Army is ready to pay you... 368 00:26:09,275 --> 00:26:11,024 ...a just reward: 369 00:26:11,233 --> 00:26:14,173 A thousand liras for every person... 370 00:26:14,441 --> 00:26:17,091 It's very kind of you, General. 371 00:26:17,441 --> 00:26:19,357 But it is not the price. 372 00:26:19,358 --> 00:26:20,940 The price has changed now. 373 00:26:20,941 --> 00:26:23,982 The price, we do it by weight. 374 00:26:24,608 --> 00:26:25,608 What? 375 00:26:25,691 --> 00:26:27,321 100 liras per kilo. 376 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:31,024 So a man who weighs 80kg would cost 8 thousand liras! 377 00:26:31,025 --> 00:26:35,649 Ah, these days it's rare to find someone who weighs 80 kilos. 378 00:26:35,650 --> 00:26:38,930 Captain Malaparte, tell him he's crazy. 379 00:26:39,150 --> 00:26:40,690 The General is a serious man. 380 00:26:40,691 --> 00:26:41,774 Who are you? 381 00:26:41,983 --> 00:26:44,524 Listen to me, Mr. Trucmuche. 382 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:47,399 You have 24 hours to accept my offer. 383 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:50,274 After that, military police takes over. 384 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:53,107 And I guarantee that you'll be left without... 385 00:26:53,108 --> 00:26:55,440 ...all 270 or so prisoners. 386 00:26:56,025 --> 00:26:57,607 It's 273! 387 00:26:57,858 --> 00:27:01,128 Alright, we'll see. Let's go, Antonio. 388 00:27:03,316 --> 00:27:06,607 He's a serious man, the one with the German prisoners. 389 00:27:06,608 --> 00:27:07,940 I am, too. 390 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,982 My government does not mess with the Geneva Convention. 391 00:27:13,233 --> 00:27:15,565 I'm going to take them by force. 392 00:27:15,566 --> 00:27:16,607 It's not easy. 393 00:27:16,608 --> 00:27:21,178 You can hide half of Italy in the caverns of Naples... 394 00:27:21,275 --> 00:27:23,149 In that case, I'll have that man shot. 395 00:27:23,150 --> 00:27:26,524 If you do that, you'll never see those prisoners... 396 00:27:26,525 --> 00:27:28,524 Let me handle this. 397 00:27:31,025 --> 00:27:33,440 And you, Captain? What's your role in all of this? 398 00:27:33,441 --> 00:27:36,149 Me, sir? I'm here for the conference about the communication. 399 00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:39,500 Ah, the communcation, just what we need. 400 00:27:39,525 --> 00:27:42,335 Alright, Malaparte, lead this man. 401 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,710 You'll go with the Captain. 402 00:27:44,858 --> 00:27:46,815 - But I... - What? 403 00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:50,024 Nothing, sir. 404 00:27:54,275 --> 00:27:55,435 Damn Italians. 405 00:27:56,483 --> 00:27:58,399 I'm Jimmy Wren. 406 00:28:04,566 --> 00:28:06,274 What are they talking about? 407 00:28:06,275 --> 00:28:08,524 Well, you know, the price of human flesh... 408 00:28:08,525 --> 00:28:11,385 ...is below that for beef or pork. 409 00:28:11,983 --> 00:28:15,815 A week ago, you could get a 20 year old girl for 10 dollars. 410 00:28:15,816 --> 00:28:18,524 Now she'd be worth no more than $4. 411 00:28:18,525 --> 00:28:19,690 With the bones! 412 00:28:19,691 --> 00:28:22,190 The Sicilian girls have flooded the market. 413 00:28:22,191 --> 00:28:24,274 They're older, so they cost less. 414 00:28:24,275 --> 00:28:25,732 You know, we have a saying in Cleveland: 415 00:28:25,733 --> 00:28:28,399 ...Head down, it's all the same. 416 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,440 All of 'em except your sister, huh Jimmy? 417 00:28:31,441 --> 00:28:33,732 I don't have a sister. 418 00:28:38,233 --> 00:28:40,493 Lovely, lovely American boy. 419 00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:44,380 - Come with me. - No, thank you. 420 00:28:44,483 --> 00:28:46,323 What a beautiful skin! 421 00:28:47,483 --> 00:28:49,433 I can't, I'm on duty. 422 00:28:49,608 --> 00:28:52,565 - What a beautiful face! - No, really. 423 00:28:52,566 --> 00:28:57,149 If you don't want to then don't! Go eat shit, you idiot! 424 00:28:57,150 --> 00:28:58,357 What a success! 425 00:28:58,358 --> 00:28:59,940 Yes, great! 426 00:29:03,525 --> 00:29:07,190 - We have something to see now. - Hey, it's five dollars! 427 00:29:07,191 --> 00:29:09,774 Did you see what they did when they went by? 428 00:29:09,775 --> 00:29:13,375 Come on, you have to see it to believe it. 429 00:29:14,275 --> 00:29:19,335 They are blondes down there! What sort of Sicilians are they? 430 00:29:19,483 --> 00:29:22,024 Jimmy, you think those soldiers feel like war heroes... 431 00:29:22,025 --> 00:29:24,649 ...when those women from Naples spread their legs for them? 432 00:29:24,650 --> 00:29:26,774 Well, they probably feel the same thing I do. 433 00:29:26,775 --> 00:29:27,899 Which is... 434 00:29:28,358 --> 00:29:32,065 I do not know, I feel... seeing Europe. 435 00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:35,190 Follow me. 436 00:29:35,525 --> 00:29:38,665 - Where are we going? - To see Italy. 437 00:29:47,066 --> 00:29:48,066 Hello. 438 00:29:48,233 --> 00:29:50,315 - What's going on? - Nothing. 439 00:29:50,316 --> 00:29:52,274 What do you mean, nothing? He's an American officer. 440 00:29:52,275 --> 00:29:55,440 He is interested in Italian craftsmanship. 441 00:29:55,441 --> 00:29:58,671 - Show him. - The Italian craftsmanship? 442 00:29:59,816 --> 00:30:01,656 He's not interested... 443 00:30:01,691 --> 00:30:02,940 Yes, yes. 444 00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:04,899 - Are you interested? - Sure. 445 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:06,930 Do you like what we do? 446 00:30:07,233 --> 00:30:09,315 Put on the wig. 447 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:11,982 - No, you go. - Not me. 448 00:30:11,983 --> 00:30:14,023 - My god! - You'll see. 449 00:30:14,066 --> 00:30:16,899 Not you! Where are you going? Stay here!? 450 00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:20,660 What are you thinking about? Stay right here. 451 00:30:21,025 --> 00:30:23,899 You're going to show off for that man. 452 00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:25,482 Come on, you! 453 00:30:26,108 --> 00:30:28,274 - What's going on? - Wait... 454 00:30:28,275 --> 00:30:31,357 Oh god, you have to be patient. 455 00:30:32,108 --> 00:30:35,732 Are you sure the boy came to look at Italian art? 456 00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:37,423 Tell them I'm poor. 457 00:30:37,733 --> 00:30:39,274 He's a poor man. 458 00:30:39,525 --> 00:30:42,065 - A good man. - An artist. 459 00:30:43,025 --> 00:30:46,482 But these days... 460 00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:00,216 What is this? 461 00:31:01,483 --> 00:31:04,024 What we did, it's wrong. 462 00:31:04,358 --> 00:31:05,918 Explain it to him. 463 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,565 This is for your negroes, they like blondes. 464 00:31:09,566 --> 00:31:13,315 In Naples, there are no blondes, then we invented it. 465 00:31:13,316 --> 00:31:17,357 Blacks have their preferences, they must feel welcomed. 466 00:31:17,358 --> 00:31:18,368 I want one! 467 00:31:18,691 --> 00:31:20,107 Oh, you want one? 468 00:31:20,108 --> 00:31:22,399 - Yes, how much is it? - Ten dollars. 469 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,090 He will not buy it! 470 00:31:25,275 --> 00:31:27,465 - Nine dollars. - No, ten. 471 00:31:27,483 --> 00:31:30,524 - This is too much! - The price of patience. 472 00:31:30,525 --> 00:31:33,035 A lot of work. Hair by hair. 473 00:31:35,650 --> 00:31:38,180 - Ten dollars. - This for you. 474 00:31:42,191 --> 00:31:44,190 Jimmy, if the Americans had lost the war... 475 00:31:44,191 --> 00:31:47,274 ...do you think the women in New York would be that creative? 476 00:31:47,275 --> 00:31:53,275 They don't have to be. In New York there are enough blondes for everybody. 477 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:23,963 - Shall we go? - Where? 478 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,415 Signore Eduardo has found us. 479 00:33:16,983 --> 00:33:18,440 What's going on? 480 00:33:22,441 --> 00:33:24,141 What are they doing? 481 00:33:24,233 --> 00:33:26,003 Leave it alone, come. 482 00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:38,940 - How did you get that tank? - Later. 483 00:33:38,941 --> 00:33:40,982 - This is one of ours! - Later. 484 00:33:40,983 --> 00:33:43,363 It's property of the army... 485 00:33:46,316 --> 00:33:50,166 Perhaps signore Eduardo will explain everything. 486 00:34:07,150 --> 00:34:08,565 Wait a moment. 487 00:34:34,483 --> 00:34:37,813 I don't see why I should be interested. 488 00:34:38,233 --> 00:34:41,524 A tank, what am I going to do with that? 489 00:34:41,525 --> 00:34:43,274 - Want a cigarette? - No, thanks. 490 00:34:43,275 --> 00:34:44,785 American. Oryginal. 491 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,440 I don't smoke, thank you. 492 00:34:46,441 --> 00:34:48,065 - And you? - Yes, thank you. 493 00:34:48,066 --> 00:34:50,440 The war is over, you know. 494 00:34:51,233 --> 00:34:52,774 Ten tons of old iron. 495 00:34:52,775 --> 00:34:54,732 Yes, ten tons of metal. 496 00:34:54,733 --> 00:34:56,065 Metal, huh? 497 00:34:56,275 --> 00:34:58,482 - And a gun. - A large cannon. 498 00:34:58,483 --> 00:35:00,690 Yes, I know... but the cannon is just old metal. 499 00:35:00,691 --> 00:35:03,690 What am I supposed to do with a cannon? The war is over. 500 00:35:03,691 --> 00:35:06,107 - A transmittor radio... - A radio. 501 00:35:06,108 --> 00:35:09,649 Did the General agree to this? 502 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,440 Does he know? 503 00:35:12,941 --> 00:35:14,482 Do not worry. 504 00:35:17,941 --> 00:35:22,107 I bet that this entire circus is to convince us to accept his conditions. 505 00:35:22,108 --> 00:35:24,358 Why? Aren't you convinced? 506 00:35:33,858 --> 00:35:37,315 Did you see what that idiot offered for a new Sherman tank? 507 00:35:37,316 --> 00:35:38,666 I saw, I saw... 508 00:35:38,775 --> 00:35:40,690 We had a sure thing! 509 00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:43,274 Believe me, he isn't the only Italian in Naples... 510 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:47,035 ...we'll find someone and get ten thousand... 511 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,440 Shit! 512 00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:19,399 Sons of bitches! 513 00:36:23,983 --> 00:36:26,103 We accept your conditions. 514 00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:27,982 Very good. 515 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:29,690 I'm pleased. 516 00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:32,399 Until tomorrow, we need the General's authorization. 517 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:33,400 Course. 518 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:37,482 But tell the General to hurry, because the price goes up every day. 519 00:36:37,483 --> 00:36:40,203 Or even by the hour, these days. 520 00:36:40,650 --> 00:36:43,170 He wants to raise the price... 521 00:36:43,441 --> 00:36:45,201 But that's not fair! 522 00:36:45,775 --> 00:36:48,274 He can't raise the price, we had an agreement! 523 00:36:48,275 --> 00:36:50,649 - What is he saying? - He said okay. 524 00:36:50,650 --> 00:36:53,274 This is good, it makes me happy. 525 00:36:53,275 --> 00:36:54,732 Well done. 526 00:36:55,275 --> 00:36:56,899 Bravo. 527 00:36:59,233 --> 00:37:01,413 - So it's settled. - Yes. 528 00:37:12,608 --> 00:37:15,815 It reminds me of a girl I knew in Atlanta. 529 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:17,190 Let's see. 530 00:37:17,941 --> 00:37:21,732 You know, it has a name, this false pussy. 531 00:37:21,941 --> 00:37:23,940 It's called a cover-con. 532 00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:25,940 It was used in the eighteenth century. 533 00:37:25,941 --> 00:37:27,524 Bullshit! 534 00:37:27,733 --> 00:37:29,524 - You don't believe me? - No. 535 00:37:29,525 --> 00:37:31,065 He doesn't believe me! 536 00:37:31,066 --> 00:37:33,274 Goldberg is an expert in sex. 537 00:37:33,275 --> 00:37:34,482 A real demon. 538 00:37:34,858 --> 00:37:36,107 Stop! 539 00:37:37,108 --> 00:37:38,798 Come on, let me go! 540 00:37:38,816 --> 00:37:41,440 Calm yourself, or you'll see! 541 00:37:43,650 --> 00:37:45,480 And here we go again. 542 00:37:48,275 --> 00:37:49,835 What is this dish? 543 00:37:50,525 --> 00:37:51,940 Coda alla vaccinara. 544 00:37:51,941 --> 00:37:54,649 Oxtail. A speciality from the south. 545 00:37:54,650 --> 00:37:57,940 I think they gave me the part that was stuck to the donkey's ass. 546 00:37:57,941 --> 00:38:00,251 Of course, it's not caviar. 547 00:38:00,650 --> 00:38:03,774 Look, what are we putting in our stomachs? 548 00:38:03,775 --> 00:38:06,065 The part the donkey used to clean its ass... 549 00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:09,815 ...served in a sauce with a texture like old motor oil... 550 00:38:09,816 --> 00:38:12,524 ...and all topped off with the waiter's stinking breath. 551 00:38:12,525 --> 00:38:15,585 Colonel, I don't think we all agree. 552 00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:20,357 It's wartime and, in Naples good ingredients aren't always easy to come across. 553 00:38:20,358 --> 00:38:21,815 See? What did I say? 554 00:38:21,816 --> 00:38:24,190 I'm not going to keep eating this stuff. 555 00:38:24,191 --> 00:38:25,831 No offense, Captain. 556 00:38:26,066 --> 00:38:28,936 No. I also have trouble swallowing. 557 00:38:29,525 --> 00:38:31,440 I love the delicate fragrance... 558 00:38:31,441 --> 00:38:36,301 ...of the oxtail cooked with celery, nutmeg and white wine. 559 00:38:37,525 --> 00:38:40,107 But it has a sweetish taste... 560 00:38:41,608 --> 00:38:43,798 ...a rubbery skin, slimy... 561 00:38:43,983 --> 00:38:45,440 ...sickening. 562 00:38:46,316 --> 00:38:47,899 I took a good look at the plate... 563 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,820 ...and what I saw wasn't a oxtail. 564 00:38:51,775 --> 00:38:54,507 But the first rule of good manners is to never upset the appetite of the other diners. 565 00:38:54,508 --> 00:38:56,524 So, I ate, thinking: 566 00:38:56,733 --> 00:38:57,733 "My God... 567 00:38:57,775 --> 00:39:00,815 ...look at what this rationing has caused..." 568 00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:02,274 First, a finger... 569 00:39:02,275 --> 00:39:04,607 ...then another, and finally, yes... 570 00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:05,982 A whole hand. 571 00:39:08,275 --> 00:39:09,315 Look! 572 00:39:13,275 --> 00:39:18,445 In spite of my good manners, I wasn't able to eat the nails. 573 00:39:24,941 --> 00:39:27,181 Let's go have some coffee. 574 00:39:27,275 --> 00:39:29,315 That was good, how did you do that? 575 00:39:29,316 --> 00:39:32,306 It wasn't easy, I can assure you... 576 00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:36,810 Three coffees. 577 00:39:38,191 --> 00:39:39,940 Malaparte, you're great. 578 00:39:39,941 --> 00:39:42,440 The way you arranged those bones... 579 00:39:42,441 --> 00:39:44,190 ...without anyone seeing. 580 00:39:44,191 --> 00:39:45,982 And how'd you make the nails? 581 00:39:45,983 --> 00:39:47,953 You think I was joking? 582 00:39:50,025 --> 00:39:52,524 - Good God! - How awful... 583 00:39:54,066 --> 00:39:55,857 Hey buddy... Do you have identification? 584 00:39:55,858 --> 00:40:00,918 Easy soldier. This man is an officer of the Italian military. 585 00:40:02,441 --> 00:40:06,107 What's the problem, Captain? Italian Army doesn't have uniforms? 586 00:40:06,108 --> 00:40:07,874 Excuse me, but we're just doing our job.. 587 00:40:07,875 --> 00:40:12,165 They sent us a message over the radio to take him. 588 00:40:14,525 --> 00:40:15,982 There must be some mistake! 589 00:40:15,983 --> 00:40:18,399 - Hey, Jimmy! - Hi, Anna... 590 00:40:18,775 --> 00:40:20,190 Come here. 591 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,024 You buy me a drink? 592 00:40:23,025 --> 00:40:24,982 Yes. Please... 593 00:40:26,066 --> 00:40:27,524 Easy! 594 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,420 Two whiskey. 595 00:40:29,566 --> 00:40:33,482 I know those American snobs like the back of my hand. 596 00:40:33,483 --> 00:40:36,649 And Deborah Wyatt doesn't like men like me... 597 00:40:36,650 --> 00:40:39,274 ...men who worked their way up... 598 00:40:39,275 --> 00:40:42,005 And she likes Italians even less. 599 00:40:42,275 --> 00:40:46,024 I'll do everything I can, but if she really doesn't like Italians... 600 00:40:46,025 --> 00:40:47,732 But you're different. 601 00:40:47,733 --> 00:40:51,353 You know the Pope and that idiot Picasso... 602 00:40:51,483 --> 00:40:52,573 - Ice? - No. 603 00:40:53,566 --> 00:40:56,065 And you can talk about Maxim's in Paris... 604 00:40:56,066 --> 00:40:58,815 ...and who painted the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel. 605 00:40:58,816 --> 00:41:01,232 Those old Bostonians love that sort of thing... 606 00:41:01,233 --> 00:41:02,857 ...it excites them. 607 00:41:03,608 --> 00:41:06,190 I've only met His Holiness twice, General. 608 00:41:06,191 --> 00:41:08,274 I know, I know, I know... 609 00:41:08,275 --> 00:41:10,607 But I was thinking... 610 00:41:10,858 --> 00:41:13,399 I'd like to hold a banquet in her honor... 611 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:16,690 ...in the style of the Renaissance, you know... 612 00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:19,232 In some sort of old palazzo, 613 00:41:19,441 --> 00:41:23,774 ...with waiters... in wig and white gloves... 614 00:41:23,983 --> 00:41:25,232 What do you say? 615 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:28,190 Not bad. We could get the Toledo Palace. 616 00:41:28,191 --> 00:41:29,232 Great. 617 00:41:29,858 --> 00:41:30,858 And then... 618 00:41:31,066 --> 00:41:32,649 Yes, leave it to me. 619 00:41:32,650 --> 00:41:34,690 Exactly! Keep her... 620 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:38,024 ...far away from me. 621 00:41:38,358 --> 00:41:39,774 I understand. 622 00:41:41,525 --> 00:41:44,245 You're having fun with the dogs. 623 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:19,190 Splendid. Bravo, Maria. 624 00:42:21,900 --> 00:42:23,130 Wonderful, huh? 625 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:27,190 Careful, that's a strong aphrodisiac. 626 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,960 You're scaring me! 627 00:42:40,191 --> 00:42:42,561 Dear, I don't feel a thing. 628 00:42:42,608 --> 00:42:45,065 Wait! That's the danger. 629 00:42:45,275 --> 00:42:49,095 The effect kicks in when you least expect it. 630 00:42:50,483 --> 00:42:53,232 You know, I'm discovering the US. 631 00:42:53,233 --> 00:42:55,083 What surprising people. 632 00:42:55,108 --> 00:42:57,274 They're clean and crystalline... 633 00:42:57,275 --> 00:43:02,395 They believe that Christ is always on the side of the winner. 634 00:43:04,691 --> 00:43:07,151 - May I say something? - Yes. 635 00:43:07,983 --> 00:43:10,703 I'm starting to feel the effect. 636 00:43:11,316 --> 00:43:12,399 Really? 637 00:43:21,525 --> 00:43:22,675 Is it strong? 638 00:43:23,108 --> 00:43:25,618 Yes, I can't take it anymore. 639 00:43:39,066 --> 00:43:41,306 It's been so long, Curzio! 640 00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:07,191 You're the only person that calls me Curzio. 641 00:44:11,566 --> 00:44:12,732 Step back! 642 00:44:16,983 --> 00:44:18,565 My god, that woman is crazy! 643 00:44:18,566 --> 00:44:20,746 She's nothing but trouble! 644 00:44:21,233 --> 00:44:23,774 Don't tell me she flew that plane all the way from Washington. 645 00:44:23,775 --> 00:44:26,190 Sicily, but I don't doubt she'd manage it. 646 00:44:26,191 --> 00:44:29,811 She had her wings before she sprouted tits. 647 00:45:11,066 --> 00:45:15,316 I'm General Howes, representantive of General Clark. 648 00:45:18,816 --> 00:45:20,732 Major Beckwith, General Clark's assistant. 649 00:45:20,733 --> 00:45:24,315 The General would love to be here personally, maam, but duty calls. 650 00:45:24,316 --> 00:45:27,316 At least someone's fighting the war. 651 00:45:33,441 --> 00:45:37,274 This is Captain Malaparte, our liason with the Italians. 652 00:45:37,275 --> 00:45:38,355 We'll see... 653 00:45:39,275 --> 00:45:43,575 I hope to be useful to your mission, Colonel Wyatt. 654 00:45:43,816 --> 00:45:46,024 General Clark has briefed me. 655 00:45:46,025 --> 00:45:51,440 General Clark has directed Captain Malaparte to help you, Mrs. Wyatt. 656 00:45:51,441 --> 00:45:54,732 Obviously, you'll have to cooperate with the population... 657 00:45:54,733 --> 00:45:56,732 ...and Malaparte will be very useful. 658 00:45:56,733 --> 00:45:59,523 He has a fabulous villa in Capri. 659 00:46:02,941 --> 00:46:05,721 So what do you do in peace time? 660 00:46:06,025 --> 00:46:07,690 I was far too young to remember. 661 00:46:07,691 --> 00:46:11,274 He was in Spain before that, and before that, Ethiopia. 662 00:46:11,275 --> 00:46:13,899 You should have gone to the US. 663 00:46:13,900 --> 00:46:16,440 Our Italians are pretty well off. 664 00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:19,815 You're right, but there were already enough organ players. 665 00:46:19,816 --> 00:46:22,774 - Are you making fun of me, Captain? - Not at all. 666 00:46:22,775 --> 00:46:25,732 On the contrary, I admire your assurance. 667 00:46:25,733 --> 00:46:28,607 You're everything we're not. 668 00:46:28,816 --> 00:46:29,966 You think so? 669 00:46:54,483 --> 00:46:55,899 Let me go. 670 00:46:57,275 --> 00:46:59,175 I said leave me alone! 671 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,232 Get out! 672 00:47:01,441 --> 00:47:03,107 Come on, let's go, come on! 673 00:47:03,108 --> 00:47:04,857 Out, come on, let's go! 674 00:47:04,858 --> 00:47:08,232 I'd like to help with your Moroccan troops, General, but I'm afraid I can't. 675 00:47:08,233 --> 00:47:11,857 But, my dear General, this is an unprecedented shame! 676 00:47:11,858 --> 00:47:13,315 Incredible, a scandal! 677 00:47:13,316 --> 00:47:15,940 My Moroccans, how shall I say it? 678 00:47:15,941 --> 00:47:17,607 Hypersexuall. 679 00:47:17,816 --> 00:47:20,940 Yes, they were born that way. They'll stick it in anything... 680 00:47:20,941 --> 00:47:24,149 ...in a sunflower, to be precise. 681 00:47:24,691 --> 00:47:27,281 A sunflower is enough for them. 682 00:47:27,608 --> 00:47:29,588 The point is, General... 683 00:47:29,608 --> 00:47:33,988 ...that depriving my troops of penicillin is a crime. 684 00:47:34,316 --> 00:47:36,786 Syphilis is destroying their... 685 00:47:37,150 --> 00:47:39,024 ...combat strength. 686 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,857 Yes, one penis after another. 687 00:47:42,733 --> 00:47:44,065 General William. 688 00:47:44,275 --> 00:47:48,274 Every month I recieve a limited supply of penicillin from the United States. 689 00:47:48,275 --> 00:47:51,440 And what do you think my priority should be? 690 00:47:51,441 --> 00:47:54,357 To save a sodomite who likes sunflowers... 691 00:47:54,358 --> 00:47:57,024 ...or a wounded American? 692 00:47:58,066 --> 00:47:59,649 If you'll excuse me. 693 00:47:59,650 --> 00:48:03,530 It's Coronel Eliot, sir. He says it's urgent. 694 00:48:06,108 --> 00:48:09,648 Be quick about it, Coronel. We're at war. 695 00:48:11,483 --> 00:48:12,607 What? 696 00:48:12,858 --> 00:48:16,315 No, that's absurd! 697 00:48:16,525 --> 00:48:19,525 Let's start over from the beginning. 698 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:23,940 Okay. 699 00:48:24,150 --> 00:48:26,440 Right, first we want a creamy soup. 700 00:48:26,441 --> 00:48:30,357 But our soup is creamy, like mud. 701 00:48:32,233 --> 00:48:33,607 Tomato soup? 702 00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:35,440 Yes, I think that's alright. 703 00:48:35,441 --> 00:48:38,241 Remember to put a little chlorine. 704 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:42,066 I do not know... For his digestion, I think. 705 00:48:42,650 --> 00:48:43,810 Anything else? 706 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,940 What do you mean no fresh fish in Naples? 707 00:48:49,608 --> 00:48:53,440 Colonel, you don't have to remind me I prohibited fishing. 708 00:48:53,441 --> 00:48:56,315 The Bay of Napoles is mined from here to Sicily. 709 00:48:56,316 --> 00:48:59,024 But when Mark Clark gives that Renaissance dinner... 710 00:48:59,025 --> 00:49:00,595 ...there will be... 711 00:49:02,108 --> 00:49:05,478 ...fish cooked with mayonaise, understand? 712 00:49:06,150 --> 00:49:07,899 How do you know? 713 00:49:08,733 --> 00:49:10,303 Try the aquarium... 714 00:49:15,941 --> 00:49:18,774 Fish cooked with mayonaise... 715 00:49:19,941 --> 00:49:21,399 My god! 716 00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:25,357 Do you think she'll like that? 717 00:49:25,358 --> 00:49:26,399 I have no idea. 718 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,340 I expect Malaparte knows for sure... 719 00:49:34,608 --> 00:49:35,940 Ten lire. 720 00:49:38,316 --> 00:49:40,107 - Here. - Thank you. 721 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:49,107 A Renaissance banquet in the middle of the Second World War. 722 00:49:49,108 --> 00:49:52,015 Thanks to my modest contribution, we should be able to avoid... 723 00:49:52,016 --> 00:49:56,206 ...those terrible meat rations and canned pineapple. 724 00:50:01,441 --> 00:50:03,690 Idiot! What are you doing, Sergeant? 725 00:50:03,691 --> 00:50:05,649 Excuse me, Captain, there was an emergency. 726 00:50:05,650 --> 00:50:08,565 Corporal Prewitt had a regrettable case of Mussolini's revenge. 727 00:50:08,566 --> 00:50:09,940 And it was sudden! 728 00:50:09,941 --> 00:50:12,891 Right. Continue, Sergeant. But move! 729 00:50:27,566 --> 00:50:28,732 Go, Kaminsky! 730 00:50:34,816 --> 00:50:36,936 Stop, there are landmines! 731 00:50:39,525 --> 00:50:41,024 My god, Prewitt! 732 00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:55,399 Let me see. 733 00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:56,940 - Are you a doctor? - No... 734 00:50:56,941 --> 00:50:59,065 So hands off, dirty wop! 735 00:51:13,275 --> 00:51:15,795 Find me something to cover it. 736 00:51:34,733 --> 00:51:37,982 Why waste time on that, Captain? We have to get him to the hospital! 737 00:51:37,983 --> 00:51:39,607 I have seen many cases like this. 738 00:51:39,608 --> 00:51:42,857 If we move him, he'll die in agony. 739 00:51:43,066 --> 00:51:45,456 If we make him comfortable... 740 00:51:45,650 --> 00:51:47,649 ...the pain will pass. He'll die in his sleep. 741 00:51:47,650 --> 00:51:49,565 - Like a dog! - Silence, Sergeant! 742 00:51:49,566 --> 00:51:51,649 Find a doctor, bring some morphine. 743 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:53,190 I'll take the responsibility. 744 00:51:53,191 --> 00:51:54,751 Him? He's Italian! 745 00:51:54,775 --> 00:51:57,190 That's an American soldier there, Captain! 746 00:51:57,191 --> 00:51:58,901 Now listen, Sergeant! 747 00:51:58,941 --> 00:52:01,732 That man is a Captain with more experience than either of us. 748 00:52:01,733 --> 00:52:05,107 We're going to do what he says. You are under his command. 749 00:52:05,108 --> 00:52:07,132 I'll take full responsibility! 750 00:52:07,133 --> 00:52:10,940 We have to distract him, to do something so he doesn't realize he's dying. 751 00:52:10,941 --> 00:52:12,440 There's only one thing we can do. 752 00:52:12,441 --> 00:52:14,761 Listen to me, macaroni shit. 753 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,357 If you're wrong about this, if that doctor doesn't come... 754 00:52:18,358 --> 00:52:22,438 I'll rip your guts out just like his, got that? 755 00:52:28,566 --> 00:52:31,026 Well... Prewitt, you're lucky. 756 00:52:31,108 --> 00:52:32,668 You're going home. 757 00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:35,065 Just wet his lips. 758 00:52:36,775 --> 00:52:41,607 You know, I always thought you were lucky but this was surprising. 759 00:52:41,608 --> 00:52:44,399 The ambulance will be here in a few minutes. 760 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,857 A few days with pretty nurses bending over in front of you... 761 00:52:47,858 --> 00:52:50,565 and then you're on a plane headed home. 762 00:52:50,566 --> 00:52:52,399 Isn't that right, Kaminsky? 763 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,490 Keep talking. 764 00:52:54,733 --> 00:52:56,315 Do you see this wop here? 765 00:52:56,316 --> 00:52:59,316 He's stuck in this stinking country. 766 00:53:01,691 --> 00:53:03,649 - Hey, goomah! - Chewing Gum. 767 00:53:03,650 --> 00:53:06,330 - Pasta fazzoli - Yankee dollar. 768 00:53:09,566 --> 00:53:10,940 Come on Prewitt. 769 00:53:11,150 --> 00:53:13,274 Come on, cut that out. 770 00:53:13,691 --> 00:53:17,921 You want to see this guy's imitation of Mussolini? 771 00:53:18,441 --> 00:53:22,281 Come on, show him your Mussolini impersonation. 772 00:53:25,775 --> 00:53:26,935 Italian men... 773 00:53:30,233 --> 00:53:31,482 Italian women! 774 00:53:33,066 --> 00:53:35,107 For twenty centuries... 775 00:53:38,275 --> 00:53:39,690 Sorry, I can't. 776 00:53:47,025 --> 00:53:48,482 What are you doing here? 777 00:53:48,483 --> 00:53:51,263 Don't you know it's a minefield. 778 00:53:52,233 --> 00:53:53,233 Go away! 779 00:54:03,358 --> 00:54:05,668 Get that bitch out of here! 780 00:54:09,941 --> 00:54:12,357 Can you get that Italian bitch out of here? 781 00:54:12,358 --> 00:54:13,578 Get out bitch! 782 00:54:14,941 --> 00:54:16,399 Enough! 783 00:54:16,608 --> 00:54:20,690 You have come to fight the Germans or insult the Italians? 784 00:54:20,691 --> 00:54:22,391 You're killing them! 785 00:54:52,650 --> 00:54:54,560 They are here, Prewitt. 786 00:55:35,191 --> 00:55:36,961 This was too serious. 787 00:55:37,441 --> 00:55:39,141 Nothing can be done. 788 00:55:52,316 --> 00:55:54,796 - Pasqualino! Pasqualino! - No! 789 00:56:30,816 --> 00:56:33,216 - Her name? - Maria Concetta. 790 00:56:41,566 --> 00:56:44,315 Before continuing with this simple meal... 791 00:56:44,316 --> 00:56:46,149 I'd like to say, on behalf all of us. 792 00:56:46,150 --> 00:56:49,690 Mrs. Wyatt! We have a great debt to repay you. 793 00:56:49,691 --> 00:56:51,815 Your presence at this table, tonight... 794 00:56:51,816 --> 00:56:56,565 ...serves as a reminder that we must win this war as soon as possible... 795 00:56:56,566 --> 00:56:59,982 ...so we can go back to the women we love. 796 00:56:59,983 --> 00:57:04,133 Mrs. Wyatt, it's a pleasure to have you with us. 797 00:57:06,767 --> 00:57:10,099 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 798 00:57:18,608 --> 00:57:22,399 This place is magnificent. Who does it belong to? 799 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,310 The princess of Toledo. 800 00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:29,440 Captain Malaparte knows all the princesses in Europe. 801 00:57:29,441 --> 00:57:30,690 Isn't that right Captain? 802 00:57:30,691 --> 00:57:32,774 Not all of them, thanks God. 803 00:57:32,775 --> 00:57:36,732 But Captain, you must surely know Princess Carmela Esposito. 804 00:57:36,733 --> 00:57:39,274 She was my best friend in college. 805 00:57:39,275 --> 00:57:40,357 Esposito? 806 00:57:40,566 --> 00:57:42,626 Princess Carmela Esposito. 807 00:57:44,275 --> 00:57:47,690 Princess Carmela Esposito, Mrs. Wyatt, is an impostor. 808 00:57:47,691 --> 00:57:48,940 What do you say? 809 00:57:48,941 --> 00:57:51,149 Princess Esposito doesn't exist. 810 00:57:51,150 --> 00:57:53,565 "Esposito" is a name given to children... 811 00:57:53,566 --> 00:57:55,556 ...abandoned at hospices. 812 00:57:56,983 --> 00:57:58,982 Sadly, there are more... 813 00:57:59,233 --> 00:58:02,043 ..."espositos" in Naples than ever. 814 00:58:02,358 --> 00:58:03,815 Well, all I know is... 815 00:58:03,816 --> 00:58:07,815 ...that my friend Princess Carmela Esposito lives in a palace in Rome. 816 00:58:07,816 --> 00:58:11,190 Our State Department tells me that she was always an anti-fascist... 817 00:58:11,191 --> 00:58:13,711 ...and I plan on visiting her. 818 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,940 If she's an anti-fascist, I'd say that that's proof... 819 00:58:16,941 --> 00:58:19,774 ...that she's not a princess. 820 00:58:21,108 --> 00:58:23,732 If what you're saying is true, Captain... 821 00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:28,732 ...then there were many other people in Cambridge who were greatly deceived... 822 00:58:28,733 --> 00:58:32,565 ...which doesn't reflect well on the Italian people. 823 00:58:32,566 --> 00:58:35,999 In Philadelphia, our Italian community is among the best. 824 00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,440 Very well, Captain, very well. 825 00:58:37,441 --> 00:58:41,649 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to bring your attention... 826 00:58:41,650 --> 00:58:43,774 ...to the next item on our menu. 827 00:58:43,775 --> 00:58:45,895 Fish cooked in mayonaisse. 828 00:58:46,483 --> 00:58:50,190 We owe Coronel Eliot our gratitude for this repast... 829 00:58:50,191 --> 00:58:54,361 ...and the good Colonel tells us that this dish... 830 00:58:54,733 --> 00:58:56,524 ...is called... 831 00:58:56,733 --> 00:58:58,774 ...Siren. 832 00:58:59,316 --> 00:59:00,857 Do you know it, Captain? 833 00:59:00,858 --> 00:59:03,028 Yes, I know it very well. 834 00:59:03,441 --> 00:59:05,831 Siren, the mermaid of Naples. 835 00:59:05,858 --> 00:59:07,107 Extremely rare. 836 00:59:07,525 --> 00:59:09,024 But I've seen it several times... 837 00:59:09,025 --> 00:59:10,857 - Where? - At the aquarium. 838 00:59:10,858 --> 00:59:13,815 You can't be referring to Siren, the seductress in Homer's Odyssey. 839 00:59:13,816 --> 00:59:17,065 Sadly, this is nothing more than fish. 840 00:59:17,275 --> 00:59:19,565 Mermaids don't exist. 841 00:59:25,941 --> 00:59:27,274 My God! 842 00:59:28,025 --> 00:59:30,465 It's a baby! A cooked baby! 843 00:59:30,566 --> 00:59:32,274 We have to bury it! 844 00:59:33,441 --> 00:59:35,611 Cover it up, cover it up. 845 00:59:36,025 --> 00:59:38,065 I swear, it's an edible fish, General. 846 00:59:38,066 --> 00:59:39,524 This is a fish. 847 00:59:40,108 --> 00:59:41,108 A fish. 848 00:59:41,316 --> 00:59:42,649 I assure you. 849 00:59:42,858 --> 00:59:46,149 Regardless, what it is... Do something! 850 00:59:46,358 --> 00:59:47,607 Well, in Philadelphia... 851 00:59:47,608 --> 00:59:49,399 Gentlemen, sit down. 852 00:59:49,608 --> 00:59:51,108 Please Mrs. Wyatt. 853 00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:58,982 Now, the good lord knows what Mark Clark thinks of fish cooked in mayonaisse. 854 00:59:58,983 --> 01:00:01,107 I don't like war either... 855 01:00:01,108 --> 01:00:02,274 but... 856 01:00:02,816 --> 01:00:04,899 ...someone has to lead. 857 01:00:06,316 --> 01:00:07,316 Serve it! 858 01:00:11,066 --> 01:00:14,536 I knew it was a fish from the beginning! 859 01:01:28,150 --> 01:01:30,390 This is all I could sting. 860 01:01:31,901 --> 01:01:35,251 - Here. - Don't let anyone see, alright? 861 01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:38,091 A package? That's all you got? 862 01:01:38,933 --> 01:01:40,983 - Fuck. - That's absurd! 863 01:01:51,009 --> 01:01:54,381 Let me go! Let me go! 864 01:01:54,382 --> 01:01:56,012 Let me go! Bastard! 865 01:02:03,233 --> 01:02:04,233 Jean-Louis! 866 01:02:06,608 --> 01:02:08,815 My mother told me I'd find you in Capri. 867 01:02:08,816 --> 01:02:11,565 So what are you doing in this city of disgrace? 868 01:02:11,566 --> 01:02:13,649 It's my duty to come here for the revolution. 869 01:02:13,650 --> 01:02:15,607 Ah, yes, I had forgotten about Count Marx. 870 01:02:15,608 --> 01:02:19,638 And I had forgotten how deep your cynicism runs. 871 01:02:19,650 --> 01:02:22,274 Come Jean Louis, you wouldn't be a student of Marx... 872 01:02:22,275 --> 01:02:25,565 ...if his blood wasn't much bluer than yours. 873 01:02:25,566 --> 01:02:29,024 And where is it written that you have to be a proletariat in order to fight for justice? 874 01:02:29,025 --> 01:02:32,774 You don't understand the youth of today you can't imagine how different they are. 875 01:02:32,775 --> 01:02:35,565 You wouldn't recognize the world that will come out of this world. 876 01:02:35,566 --> 01:02:38,524 The imperialists and their lackeys will be defeated. 877 01:02:38,525 --> 01:02:42,232 Hey, Malaparte, Jimmy sends word that he can't come. 878 01:02:42,233 --> 01:02:44,607 He was supposed to bring me a medic. Did something happen? 879 01:02:44,608 --> 01:02:47,774 No, no. He won't be able to come. 880 01:02:51,608 --> 01:02:52,815 Wait a sec. 881 01:02:53,816 --> 01:02:56,440 - Hey bitch, how much do you charge? - Let go of me! Fuck. 882 01:02:56,441 --> 01:02:58,565 That's what I'm asking about. 883 01:02:58,566 --> 01:02:59,982 Fuck you! 884 01:03:01,275 --> 01:03:03,690 - So what are you doing right now? - Nothing, nothing. 885 01:03:03,691 --> 01:03:06,649 I need a doctor. Come with me. 886 01:03:06,858 --> 01:03:08,488 I did not graduate! 887 01:03:08,650 --> 01:03:13,350 If you don't say anything then I won't either, alright? 888 01:03:27,358 --> 01:03:30,708 - Jimmy! - I thought you weren't coming. 889 01:03:36,775 --> 01:03:38,440 I want to show you something. 890 01:03:38,441 --> 01:03:39,774 I brought Pasqualino. 891 01:03:39,775 --> 01:03:41,982 Hi, champ! 892 01:03:58,691 --> 01:04:03,331 As you can see, the interior of Vesuvius isn't dormant. 893 01:04:03,691 --> 01:04:07,774 And examining the seismographs, we can see that activity... 894 01:04:07,775 --> 01:04:10,445 ...has increased in recent weeks. 895 01:04:11,108 --> 01:04:12,732 Does that always happen? 896 01:04:12,733 --> 01:04:14,190 Absolutely not. 897 01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:18,720 This is the first time I see this phenomenon. 898 01:04:18,816 --> 01:04:20,246 The first time... 899 01:04:21,150 --> 01:04:22,190 Maria, we... 900 01:04:30,150 --> 01:04:32,274 Excuse me, one moment. 901 01:04:37,233 --> 01:04:39,899 Maria! Where are you going? What about the picnic? 902 01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:44,250 I told my father that we're going to see the nuns. 903 01:04:44,525 --> 01:04:48,607 My father does not know I'm with you. 904 01:04:48,816 --> 01:04:50,815 Wait, I'll take you there. 905 01:04:50,816 --> 01:04:52,096 I'll take you. 906 01:04:53,566 --> 01:04:55,690 No, we're going to take the tram. 907 01:04:55,691 --> 01:04:57,521 When will we meet up? 908 01:04:58,316 --> 01:05:01,024 In two days. In the same place as always. 909 01:05:01,025 --> 01:05:03,065 Will you think about me? 910 01:05:11,733 --> 01:05:15,193 I'd love to show you the youth of today. 911 01:05:15,691 --> 01:05:18,149 You can't imagine how different they are... 912 01:05:18,150 --> 01:05:20,815 ...they're better, they have revolution in their blood. 913 01:05:20,816 --> 01:05:23,315 If only Trotsky and Lenin had known that. 914 01:05:23,316 --> 01:05:25,357 Trotsky was a filthy traitor. 915 01:05:25,358 --> 01:05:26,982 Ah, Jean-Louis... 916 01:05:27,191 --> 01:05:28,524 Imagine what your mother would say 917 01:05:28,525 --> 01:05:31,982 if she heard you talk that way about someone you never met... 918 01:05:31,983 --> 01:05:35,603 ...and someone who has passed away at that. 919 01:05:36,733 --> 01:05:38,107 Mouth. 920 01:05:39,650 --> 01:05:42,090 Sir, I want to go to Munich. 921 01:05:42,275 --> 01:05:44,232 What for? There's food here. 922 01:05:44,233 --> 01:05:46,024 Doctor, my head hurts. Do you have something? 923 01:05:46,025 --> 01:05:47,865 I have nothing, sorry. 924 01:05:50,733 --> 01:05:53,149 Geneva Convention. Prisoner. 925 01:05:53,358 --> 01:05:55,357 The gentlemen will say that... 926 01:05:55,358 --> 01:05:57,190 ...they're in good health. 927 01:05:57,191 --> 01:05:59,149 He cites the Geneva Convention. 928 01:05:59,150 --> 01:06:01,940 He's got no case at all. That idiot refuses to eat. 929 01:06:01,941 --> 01:06:04,524 He's skin and bones. I lost money on this one. 930 01:06:04,525 --> 01:06:08,440 But the price of the others went up by 200 liras, right? 931 01:06:08,441 --> 01:06:11,649 Mr. Eduardo, it's going to be hard to win the war this way. 932 01:06:11,650 --> 01:06:14,274 Win or lose, I refuse to be trampled on. 933 01:06:14,275 --> 01:06:16,774 No, that's not an option. Am I clear? 934 01:06:16,775 --> 01:06:18,107 No and re-no. 935 01:06:19,858 --> 01:06:23,128 They're too fat, too ugly! Too German. 936 01:06:23,275 --> 01:06:26,274 On top of that, they're too expensive! Am I making myself clear. 937 01:06:26,275 --> 01:06:30,305 Alright, I understand. There's no need to shout. 938 01:06:30,691 --> 01:06:32,899 Fat is always useful. 939 01:06:33,816 --> 01:06:37,686 We'll make soap out of them. Come, let's go. 940 01:06:40,900 --> 01:06:43,024 They're going to turn these prisoners into soap. 941 01:06:43,025 --> 01:06:44,795 That's their problem. 942 01:06:44,816 --> 01:06:47,746 Look at this: "Queen of the Skies". 943 01:06:47,816 --> 01:06:50,857 Queen of publicity, that's what she is... 944 01:06:50,858 --> 01:06:52,278 What do you say? 945 01:06:52,900 --> 01:06:54,810 Well, she's photogenic. 946 01:06:54,858 --> 01:06:57,899 What did you say? That they'll make soap out of them? 947 01:06:57,900 --> 01:06:59,530 There's a shortage. 948 01:06:59,983 --> 01:07:03,453 Soap is worth more than 200 liras a kilo. 949 01:07:03,650 --> 01:07:06,190 And the Neapolitans really need it. 950 01:07:06,191 --> 01:07:07,815 You must be joking. 951 01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:09,024 No, General. 952 01:07:18,983 --> 01:07:21,283 It isn't hard to find you. 953 01:07:25,650 --> 01:07:29,815 Is it true what the newspapers say? That you never drive a car? 954 01:07:29,816 --> 01:07:31,440 I never have to. 955 01:07:36,608 --> 01:07:39,440 I was thinking of helping you... 956 01:07:42,191 --> 01:07:43,911 ...with communcations. 957 01:07:46,733 --> 01:07:48,913 Well, that should be fine. 958 01:07:51,441 --> 01:07:53,065 Now to test it. 959 01:07:53,275 --> 01:07:55,105 Want to come with me? 960 01:07:55,816 --> 01:07:57,936 Yes, yes. With pleasure... 961 01:07:57,941 --> 01:07:59,711 What was the problem? 962 01:07:59,983 --> 01:08:02,107 Nearly nothing at all. Just old, I think. 963 01:08:02,108 --> 01:08:05,188 The damned motor was stuck together... 964 01:08:05,233 --> 01:08:07,683 ...with wire when I got here. 965 01:08:11,191 --> 01:08:13,482 But it's been fixed. 966 01:08:17,108 --> 01:08:18,108 Try it. 967 01:09:00,691 --> 01:09:01,774 Enough, enough! 968 01:09:01,775 --> 01:09:05,039 Did General Clark send you to be my latin lover? 969 01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:06,082 Enough! 970 01:09:06,608 --> 01:09:07,982 Answer me. 971 01:09:08,191 --> 01:09:09,899 Yes, yes, enough! 972 01:09:36,108 --> 01:09:39,318 Forgive me, I was cruel, forgive me... 973 01:09:40,608 --> 01:09:42,868 Everyone is cruel sometimes. 974 01:10:28,799 --> 01:10:32,539 Hey kid, come here. Let's go have some fun. 975 01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:48,476 Two, two! 976 01:11:13,858 --> 01:11:15,768 This is not possible... 977 01:11:29,691 --> 01:11:31,857 Five dollars, yes. Five. 978 01:11:35,900 --> 01:11:36,940 Hands off! 979 01:11:38,525 --> 01:11:39,649 Dirty pig! 980 01:11:41,483 --> 01:11:42,783 Depraved animal! 981 01:11:56,483 --> 01:11:57,899 How can they do it? 982 01:11:57,900 --> 01:12:00,690 My god, how can they sell their own children? 983 01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:01,981 They're hungry. 984 01:12:02,191 --> 01:12:05,024 It's better to sell them than to eat them. 985 01:12:05,025 --> 01:12:06,732 You are degenerate. 986 01:12:06,941 --> 01:12:09,232 All of Naples is degenerate! 987 01:12:09,233 --> 01:12:13,024 Why did you bring me here? So I can feel as degenerate as you? 988 01:12:13,025 --> 01:12:14,732 We didn't start this war. 989 01:12:14,733 --> 01:12:17,690 We don't sell our bodies for a pack of cigarettes. 990 01:12:17,691 --> 01:12:19,461 A pack of cigarettes? 991 01:12:22,108 --> 01:12:24,107 Maam, what will you give me for that? 992 01:12:24,108 --> 01:12:25,738 Two loafs of bread. 993 01:12:28,275 --> 01:12:30,065 For a pack of cigarettes. 994 01:12:30,066 --> 01:12:31,940 Enough to feed a family. 995 01:12:31,941 --> 01:12:33,732 Would you like some maam? 996 01:12:33,733 --> 01:12:34,940 Here. 997 01:12:37,858 --> 01:12:39,107 I brought you here because... 998 01:12:39,108 --> 01:12:41,607 Because everyone can be cruel. 999 01:12:48,358 --> 01:12:49,815 Are we even now? 1000 01:12:50,275 --> 01:12:51,357 Yes. 1001 01:12:58,691 --> 01:13:01,831 - Did I do something wrong? - No, no. 1002 01:13:14,483 --> 01:13:18,524 It's not my fault if things didn't go well for you today. 1003 01:13:18,525 --> 01:13:20,975 What's wrong with you, Jimmy? 1004 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:25,107 Here. 1005 01:13:25,108 --> 01:13:26,258 What is this? 1006 01:13:26,441 --> 01:13:27,482 Try it. 1007 01:13:30,275 --> 01:13:32,274 Here, like this. 1008 01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:35,190 Are you crazy? I already have hair. 1009 01:13:35,191 --> 01:13:38,815 Did you bring this filthy thing from the US? 1010 01:13:38,816 --> 01:13:41,736 No, not at all. It's from Naples. 1011 01:13:41,858 --> 01:13:42,857 - From Naples? - Yes, yes. 1012 01:13:42,858 --> 01:13:44,815 Every last hair. 1013 01:13:45,025 --> 01:13:46,315 Who gave you this? 1014 01:13:46,316 --> 01:13:48,146 Where'd you get that? 1015 01:13:48,483 --> 01:13:53,463 Where have you been hanging out? Tell me who gave you this. 1016 01:13:55,191 --> 01:13:57,690 Jimmy, come here. Come here. 1017 01:14:08,858 --> 01:14:11,107 Please! One moment. 1018 01:14:12,858 --> 01:14:13,899 Excuse me... 1019 01:14:14,650 --> 01:14:19,360 - I'm looking for Maria Concetta. - What is it you want? 1020 01:14:20,316 --> 01:14:22,607 She has a brother... 1021 01:14:23,900 --> 01:14:24,900 Pasqualino. 1022 01:14:24,983 --> 01:14:27,940 There are thousands of Maria Concettas and Pasqualinos around here. 1023 01:14:27,941 --> 01:14:31,491 Wait, maybe he's talking about the virgin. 1024 01:14:31,691 --> 01:14:33,899 - Oh, the virgin? - Yes. 1025 01:14:34,191 --> 01:14:36,440 Her father doesn't know. 1026 01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:39,732 Ah, her father doesn't know. 1027 01:14:39,733 --> 01:14:42,653 Joe, I'll drive you. Do not worry. 1028 01:14:43,358 --> 01:14:45,940 - Hey, where you going? - Earning a little... 1029 01:14:45,941 --> 01:14:48,190 - Look, ma'am. - Ah, thank you. 1030 01:14:48,191 --> 01:14:49,565 Wait here. 1031 01:14:53,150 --> 01:14:55,024 Go straight. 1032 01:14:55,233 --> 01:14:56,399 Good night! 1033 01:15:04,983 --> 01:15:06,024 Come. 1034 01:15:16,816 --> 01:15:19,756 - This guy said you were... - What? 1035 01:15:20,566 --> 01:15:21,732 Nothing. 1036 01:15:22,150 --> 01:15:23,357 Nothing. 1037 01:15:23,858 --> 01:15:26,440 Jimmy, you can't come here. 1038 01:15:27,691 --> 01:15:29,107 Never. 1039 01:15:29,441 --> 01:15:31,899 My father, the war... 1040 01:15:32,941 --> 01:15:34,982 He's sick. 1041 01:15:36,733 --> 01:15:39,524 I brought this for him. 1042 01:15:39,816 --> 01:15:41,649 - This is good, huh? - Yes. 1043 01:15:41,650 --> 01:15:44,482 But put it away, I can't take it. 1044 01:15:44,483 --> 01:15:46,982 My father musn't know. 1045 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:59,650 I have to go. I need to drop it off. 1046 01:16:01,900 --> 01:16:04,830 I have just arrived! Wait a minute. 1047 01:16:05,608 --> 01:16:06,857 I would. 1048 01:16:07,066 --> 01:16:08,982 I am very happy. 1049 01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:11,149 But I must go. 1050 01:16:11,608 --> 01:16:12,732 Wait! 1051 01:16:29,858 --> 01:16:32,607 What a lovely butt. So firm. 1052 01:16:33,191 --> 01:16:35,149 It's marvellous. 1053 01:16:43,066 --> 01:16:45,107 You're a real treasure. 1054 01:16:45,316 --> 01:16:46,886 My little treasure! 1055 01:16:55,191 --> 01:16:58,190 Come, yes, like that. Very good. 1056 01:17:02,525 --> 01:17:05,024 Well, normally I start with the cellar. 1057 01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:07,315 Why don't we go directly to the bedroom? 1058 01:17:07,316 --> 01:17:08,857 Did you forget? I already confessed... 1059 01:17:08,858 --> 01:17:10,690 Right, we're even. 1060 01:17:10,900 --> 01:17:12,330 This way, please. 1061 01:17:29,483 --> 01:17:33,593 - This is a marvellous home, Captain! - Thank you. 1062 01:17:38,525 --> 01:17:42,024 Did you buy it or have it built? 1063 01:17:42,233 --> 01:17:44,399 I bought it... 1064 01:17:44,608 --> 01:17:46,940 ...though I designed the landscape. 1065 01:17:46,941 --> 01:17:48,511 I congratulate you. 1066 01:17:48,650 --> 01:17:50,857 The lady's bath is ready. 1067 01:17:51,066 --> 01:17:53,024 Will she take it alone? 1068 01:17:53,025 --> 01:17:54,440 What did she say? 1069 01:17:54,441 --> 01:17:57,899 Well, she wants to know if you're taking your bath alone. 1070 01:17:57,900 --> 01:17:59,482 Forgive Maria. 1071 01:17:59,858 --> 01:18:02,607 Sometimes she simplifies things a bit too much. 1072 01:18:02,608 --> 01:18:07,649 It must be difficult to handle so many baths for couples. 1073 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:09,899 No, thank you. 1074 01:18:11,025 --> 01:18:15,190 I think I'll be able to maintain control... 1075 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:18,540 ...for at least the next five minutes. 1076 01:18:18,983 --> 01:18:21,732 The lady will take a bath in five minutes... 1077 01:18:21,733 --> 01:18:23,024 ...and by herself. 1078 01:18:23,025 --> 01:18:24,855 It's from Jean Louis. 1079 01:18:25,108 --> 01:18:26,982 - Urgent! - Right. 1080 01:18:32,441 --> 01:18:35,940 Don't tell me, it's an invitation to organize an orgy. 1081 01:18:35,941 --> 01:18:37,851 You're partially right. 1082 01:18:37,941 --> 01:18:41,065 What part? An orgy, organize or invited? 1083 01:18:41,066 --> 01:18:42,066 The third. 1084 01:18:42,275 --> 01:18:45,690 It's a party exclusively for me. I know you understand me... 1085 01:18:45,691 --> 01:18:49,291 I can look like a man. What do you think? 1086 01:18:50,566 --> 01:18:52,482 How is Maria Concetta? 1087 01:18:53,483 --> 01:18:58,333 - She escaped. - Then you didn't get anything, is that it? 1088 01:18:58,525 --> 01:19:01,399 Yes, and you're going blind. 1089 01:19:03,233 --> 01:19:06,149 - You're even wearing glasses. - Well, the doctor says... 1090 01:19:06,150 --> 01:19:08,107 It's just that my eyes are exhausted. 1091 01:19:08,108 --> 01:19:09,257 Are you worried about syphilis? 1092 01:19:09,258 --> 01:19:11,065 So we don't want to hear about that, is that right? 1093 01:19:11,066 --> 01:19:14,936 I'm not the one who has to worry about that. 1094 01:19:15,816 --> 01:19:16,857 Good! 1095 01:19:17,066 --> 01:19:18,524 Very good! 1096 01:19:20,191 --> 01:19:22,565 So why are you scratching? 1097 01:19:30,025 --> 01:19:32,475 Here we go. Finally, I think. 1098 01:19:35,275 --> 01:19:36,357 Quiet! 1099 01:20:04,816 --> 01:20:08,306 I was waiting for you. Everything alright? 1100 01:20:33,191 --> 01:20:34,440 Clear the way! 1101 01:20:59,150 --> 01:21:01,815 Look, here. Okay? 1102 01:21:02,025 --> 01:21:04,107 No! She suffers! 1103 01:21:04,650 --> 01:21:05,660 It was hot! 1104 01:21:07,025 --> 01:21:08,607 Calm down. 1105 01:21:08,816 --> 01:21:10,190 It will pass. 1106 01:21:10,691 --> 01:21:13,491 This is good, everything is ready. 1107 01:21:18,941 --> 01:21:21,357 It's too hot! 1108 01:21:32,150 --> 01:21:34,690 Ice, I want ice. 1109 01:21:34,900 --> 01:21:36,790 Give me a bit of ice. 1110 01:21:36,900 --> 01:21:38,600 I do not understand. 1111 01:21:40,358 --> 01:21:42,732 No, not coffee! 1112 01:21:44,358 --> 01:21:47,940 He wants ice. Can not! 1113 01:22:13,358 --> 01:22:15,108 I hope it's a girl. 1114 01:22:17,691 --> 01:22:19,065 Relax! 1115 01:22:21,691 --> 01:22:23,982 Calm down! Calm down! 1116 01:22:27,066 --> 01:22:30,399 Stop screaming, you'll waste your strength. 1117 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:31,899 Push, come on! 1118 01:22:35,858 --> 01:22:37,024 It's a boy! 1119 01:22:49,691 --> 01:22:52,741 Look how pretty he is. It's a boy! 1120 01:23:50,775 --> 01:23:54,785 Here it is, the macarroni. Let's go, let's go! 1121 01:24:27,108 --> 01:24:28,190 Febo! Febo! 1122 01:25:48,400 --> 01:25:50,149 I apologize for... 1123 01:25:50,691 --> 01:25:52,801 ...I've never been there. 1124 01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:57,274 You knew I'd be here. 1125 01:25:57,900 --> 01:25:59,190 Are we even? 1126 01:26:06,733 --> 01:26:09,323 - Come with me to Capri. - No. 1127 01:26:12,650 --> 01:26:15,315 I believe in my marriage. 1128 01:26:16,858 --> 01:26:18,024 Even if... 1129 01:26:21,233 --> 01:26:24,703 And Febo and Pal? Did you find the dogs? 1130 01:26:24,900 --> 01:26:26,107 Not Febo. 1131 01:26:27,650 --> 01:26:29,232 This is my fault. 1132 01:26:31,441 --> 01:26:33,399 You are honest, Captain. 1133 01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:36,190 No more than you are, Mrs. Wyatt. 1134 01:26:38,066 --> 01:26:40,274 What is this... 1135 01:26:40,483 --> 01:26:42,065 "Net weight in the morning"? 1136 01:26:42,066 --> 01:26:43,732 I insisted on that, sir. 1137 01:26:43,733 --> 01:26:48,440 Scientifically... the morning is when the human body weighs the least. 1138 01:26:48,441 --> 01:26:51,190 And "net" means they'll be weighed nude... 1139 01:26:51,191 --> 01:26:54,001 ...and after having gone through... 1140 01:26:54,066 --> 01:26:56,056 ...their morning routine. 1141 01:26:56,108 --> 01:26:57,274 I understand. 1142 01:26:57,740 --> 01:26:59,357 - Mr. Eduardo. - General. 1143 01:26:59,358 --> 01:27:03,440 This little transaction will cost the American taxpayers... 1144 01:27:03,441 --> 01:27:05,149 ...50 thousand dollars in exchange... 1145 01:27:05,150 --> 01:27:07,899 ...for 20 tons of enemy flesh. 1146 01:27:08,691 --> 01:27:09,982 He will not pay? 1147 01:27:09,983 --> 01:27:12,649 He doesn't think this price is democratic. 1148 01:27:12,650 --> 01:27:15,160 Not a word to the press, huh. 1149 01:27:15,441 --> 01:27:16,601 No democratic? 1150 01:27:17,025 --> 01:27:19,607 Officers and soldiers at the same price. 1151 01:27:19,608 --> 01:27:21,038 The same price... 1152 01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:23,607 Yes, yes, I understand, I understand. 1153 01:27:23,608 --> 01:27:25,308 The staff also then? 1154 01:27:26,650 --> 01:27:28,760 How much would Hitler be? 1155 01:27:28,816 --> 01:27:30,690 Very funny. 1156 01:27:30,900 --> 01:27:33,940 Tell him that with the Fifth army walking towards Rome... 1157 01:27:33,941 --> 01:27:36,671 ...the price is falling ever day. 1158 01:27:37,566 --> 01:27:41,586 It's the Fifth Army fault the price is falling. 1159 01:27:42,233 --> 01:27:43,523 That's amusing! 1160 01:27:45,275 --> 01:27:47,274 Sir, the photographers. They're waiting outside. 1161 01:27:47,275 --> 01:27:48,524 Let them in. 1162 01:27:51,191 --> 01:27:53,171 - Is he signing? - Yes. 1163 01:27:54,483 --> 01:27:56,815 Gentlemen, Mr. Eduardo... 1164 01:27:57,025 --> 01:27:58,595 A picture together. 1165 01:27:58,691 --> 01:28:01,091 - Over here. - With pleasure. 1166 01:28:01,816 --> 01:28:04,486 - Still looking for Febo? - Yes. 1167 01:28:05,525 --> 01:28:09,655 - And "Operation Aircraftwoman"? - Tonight or never. 1168 01:28:10,900 --> 01:28:13,770 Well, we're ready. Major Beckwith? 1169 01:28:14,108 --> 01:28:16,399 Antonio, come and take a picture. 1170 01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:18,710 The poor thing's an orphan. 1171 01:28:18,858 --> 01:28:21,248 Nothing can replace a mother. 1172 01:28:31,191 --> 01:28:32,961 Smile for the camera. 1173 01:28:37,733 --> 01:28:38,857 Come here! 1174 01:28:45,566 --> 01:28:48,756 It was dark, but I think it was here. 1175 01:28:55,650 --> 01:28:57,430 Hey, beautiful blonde! 1176 01:29:04,441 --> 01:29:07,221 Why don't you take one of these? 1177 01:29:07,566 --> 01:29:09,774 You're all too tall, Jimmy. 1178 01:29:09,775 --> 01:29:11,565 This is the perfect size. 1179 01:29:11,566 --> 01:29:14,024 You should shrink a bit, right? 1180 01:29:14,025 --> 01:29:16,607 Do you ever take anything seriously? 1181 01:29:16,608 --> 01:29:17,607 Sometimes... 1182 01:29:17,608 --> 01:29:20,107 No, you're like all the other Italians. 1183 01:29:20,108 --> 01:29:23,232 - Are you going to help me or not? - No. 1184 01:29:23,233 --> 01:29:25,857 - What's going on ladies? - How are you? 1185 01:29:25,858 --> 01:29:27,149 - Are you free today? - A kiss. 1186 01:29:27,150 --> 01:29:28,399 Come here. 1187 01:29:31,900 --> 01:29:33,460 This is the place. 1188 01:29:33,983 --> 01:29:37,774 Wait here. I'm going to go get the old man. 1189 01:29:37,775 --> 01:29:39,607 Jimmy, don't go. 1190 01:29:41,483 --> 01:29:43,357 I thought you were my friend. 1191 01:29:43,358 --> 01:29:45,608 Sorry to have bothered you. 1192 01:29:50,650 --> 01:29:51,774 Jimmy! 1193 01:29:52,066 --> 01:29:53,565 Hey! 1194 01:29:53,816 --> 01:29:55,232 Are you okay? 1195 01:29:55,441 --> 01:29:57,421 Where is Maria Concetta? 1196 01:30:27,358 --> 01:30:30,148 - We'll play later. - Do not go! 1197 01:30:39,525 --> 01:30:41,857 Relax Captain. Get in line like everybody else... 1198 01:30:41,858 --> 01:30:44,274 - What are you waiting for? - The virgin of Naples, isn't it? 1199 01:30:44,275 --> 01:30:45,899 Virgin, my ass! 1200 01:30:46,108 --> 01:30:49,168 I hear she even does it with horses. 1201 01:30:51,733 --> 01:30:54,774 - How was it? - Save your money. 1202 01:30:54,983 --> 01:30:56,649 I'd stick it anywhere if I could just find a hole. 1203 01:30:56,650 --> 01:30:59,520 The cats everywhere, and you wank? 1204 01:31:00,566 --> 01:31:03,996 Confucius says: "Pussy everyday gets old". 1205 01:31:23,275 --> 01:31:24,357 A dollar! 1206 01:31:25,316 --> 01:31:27,496 A dollar each, a dollar... 1207 01:32:05,983 --> 01:32:07,732 Relax... 1208 01:32:08,150 --> 01:32:09,440 I understood. 1209 01:32:10,191 --> 01:32:12,357 You want to screw her? 1210 01:32:12,691 --> 01:32:14,107 Not possible. 1211 01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:16,500 You want to be with her? 1212 01:32:16,775 --> 01:32:18,415 Not possible either. 1213 01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:21,440 Because I'm her father, okay? 1214 01:32:22,941 --> 01:32:24,591 - Understand? - Yes. 1215 01:32:25,691 --> 01:32:27,181 You want to fuck? 1216 01:32:29,941 --> 01:32:32,051 No. This is not possible. 1217 01:32:33,275 --> 01:32:34,649 I'm her father. 1218 01:32:38,775 --> 01:32:40,565 Gentlemen. Gentlemen... 1219 01:32:42,858 --> 01:32:44,628 The Virgin of Naples! 1220 01:33:12,066 --> 01:33:14,036 She is really a virgin. 1221 01:33:14,233 --> 01:33:16,107 Put it so the finger. 1222 01:33:16,108 --> 01:33:19,482 Do not be afraid, she bites it. 1223 01:33:22,275 --> 01:33:24,175 True, she is a virgin. 1224 01:33:24,566 --> 01:33:26,336 Stick your finger in. 1225 01:33:26,441 --> 01:33:28,024 Touch! 1226 01:33:28,566 --> 01:33:30,399 Just a finger, eh? 1227 01:33:41,108 --> 01:33:43,158 Cutting in line, Captain? 1228 01:34:19,775 --> 01:34:21,732 Here! 1229 01:34:21,941 --> 01:34:23,065 Satisfied? 1230 01:34:23,691 --> 01:34:26,232 What did you do? Are you crazy? 1231 01:34:26,233 --> 01:34:28,315 Looks like he ruined your business... 1232 01:34:28,316 --> 01:34:29,524 You, shut up! 1233 01:34:58,441 --> 01:35:00,857 Son of a bitch! You knew the whole time! 1234 01:35:00,858 --> 01:35:02,607 All of you, you're all a bunch of idiots! 1235 01:35:02,608 --> 01:35:05,315 Wait! Jimmy, we've lost the war. 1236 01:35:05,316 --> 01:35:07,899 Women and children will suffer more than anyone. 1237 01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:09,857 You're pigs! A country full of pigs! 1238 01:35:09,858 --> 01:35:12,399 - And what about you? - Shut your mouth! 1239 01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:16,524 You thought you could buy everything with chocolate and cigarettes! 1240 01:35:16,525 --> 01:35:17,815 I loved her. 1241 01:35:18,025 --> 01:35:21,295 You loved her? So what's stopping you? 1242 01:35:22,608 --> 01:35:25,357 You're a pig! A pig from Cleveland! 1243 01:35:25,358 --> 01:35:27,274 I wanted to marry her! 1244 01:35:40,608 --> 01:35:42,940 Isn't that her man? 1245 01:35:44,441 --> 01:35:47,031 Always there when I need you... 1246 01:35:49,733 --> 01:35:52,565 I won't forget the chastity belt, Cliff ton. 1247 01:35:52,566 --> 01:35:53,732 Do not worry. 1248 01:35:54,316 --> 01:35:58,606 At least I haven't forgotten to wear it until now. 1249 01:35:58,983 --> 01:36:00,899 VDs can be more destructive...? 1250 01:36:00,900 --> 01:36:04,232 ...than war. But thanks to penicillin... 1251 01:36:19,483 --> 01:36:20,483 Captain? 1252 01:36:20,566 --> 01:36:22,732 You're one hour early. 1253 01:36:24,150 --> 01:36:25,510 At the hospital? 1254 01:36:27,066 --> 01:36:28,486 Yes, I'm coming. 1255 01:36:34,191 --> 01:36:37,191 - Could I make a phone call? - Yes. 1256 01:36:57,691 --> 01:36:59,982 I'm sorry I kept you waiting. 1257 01:36:59,983 --> 01:37:01,607 No, no, I arrived early. 1258 01:37:01,608 --> 01:37:03,690 - Are you alright? - Well... 1259 01:37:03,691 --> 01:37:04,857 I'm sorry. 1260 01:37:05,066 --> 01:37:09,356 Don't worry, maybe there's still time, let's go... 1261 01:37:53,691 --> 01:37:54,690 Febo! 1262 01:37:54,691 --> 01:37:56,940 I'm sorry that you find yourself here. 1263 01:37:56,941 --> 01:38:00,399 We're conducting a study on extreme wounds. 1264 01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:02,149 We needed test subjects. 1265 01:38:02,150 --> 01:38:05,232 To learn how to treat battle wounds. 1266 01:38:05,608 --> 01:38:10,398 These were stray dogs. They would have been killed anyway. 1267 01:38:13,358 --> 01:38:17,158 It's not allowed, but I'll put it to sleep. 1268 01:38:21,275 --> 01:38:23,725 It's a sweet, painless sleep. 1269 01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:29,520 Why this dreadful silence? 1270 01:38:31,233 --> 01:38:33,483 We removed the vocal cords. 1271 01:38:39,191 --> 01:38:42,899 Don't worry, Mrs. Wyatt, nothing is gonna fall from the ceiling. 1272 01:38:42,900 --> 01:38:44,732 We eat here every day. 1273 01:38:44,733 --> 01:38:49,983 It is an honor to have a young and beautiful American with us. 1274 01:38:50,566 --> 01:38:51,815 The U.S. Army has the same stimulating aroma... 1275 01:38:51,816 --> 01:38:55,065 ...as a summer rain in the woods. 1276 01:38:55,275 --> 01:38:57,232 Maybe it's the woods still in you. 1277 01:38:57,233 --> 01:39:00,553 It's the way the wind blows, I'm sure. 1278 01:39:02,108 --> 01:39:05,607 It's the only occupation army in the history of Naples... 1279 01:39:05,608 --> 01:39:10,565 ...that had the courtesy of knocking on our doors before coming in. 1280 01:39:10,566 --> 01:39:12,690 Judging by the ruins I saw... 1281 01:39:12,691 --> 01:39:15,774 ...I think we knocked too strongly. 1282 01:39:17,525 --> 01:39:18,525 My dear... 1283 01:39:19,066 --> 01:39:21,315 ...it is an insignificant detail. 1284 01:39:21,316 --> 01:39:24,646 If one has to lose a war, Mrs Wyatt... 1285 01:39:24,900 --> 01:39:27,149 ...it is better to be conquered by an army... 1286 01:39:27,150 --> 01:39:29,200 ...that has good manners. 1287 01:39:29,650 --> 01:39:31,315 Believe me. 1288 01:39:31,733 --> 01:39:35,357 The Duchess of Amalfi is still recovering... 1289 01:39:35,358 --> 01:39:39,328 ...from the Barbarian's raid into Imperial Rome. 1290 01:39:41,191 --> 01:39:43,899 I'm not old enough to... 1291 01:39:44,108 --> 01:39:47,732 ...remember that event. 1292 01:39:47,941 --> 01:39:49,732 But believe me: 1293 01:39:50,566 --> 01:39:52,886 ...The poor and the noble... 1294 01:39:53,108 --> 01:39:55,638 ...lose every war since then... 1295 01:39:56,316 --> 01:39:58,565 ...regardless of flag... 1296 01:39:59,316 --> 01:40:00,399 And women... 1297 01:40:00,691 --> 01:40:02,321 Women have no flag. 1298 01:40:03,650 --> 01:40:06,190 The real Italian flag does not show three colors... 1299 01:40:06,191 --> 01:40:08,031 ...but the male organ. 1300 01:40:08,233 --> 01:40:10,083 Moral, Honor, Family... 1301 01:40:10,358 --> 01:40:12,982 ...the cult of religion, are there... 1302 01:40:12,983 --> 01:40:14,607 ...in between the legs. 1303 01:40:14,608 --> 01:40:15,940 - My God! - I disagree... 1304 01:40:15,941 --> 01:40:17,940 This is a little excessive. 1305 01:40:17,941 --> 01:40:19,981 There's only one flag... 1306 01:40:22,108 --> 01:40:23,108 This one. 1307 01:40:24,316 --> 01:40:26,356 But that is from Savoia! 1308 01:40:30,275 --> 01:40:31,399 Listen. 1309 01:40:32,108 --> 01:40:33,732 American plane. 1310 01:40:35,900 --> 01:40:37,774 German, I'm afraid. 1311 01:40:42,233 --> 01:40:44,940 And why the US don't fight back? 1312 01:40:44,941 --> 01:40:47,232 At this time, they were already asleep. 1313 01:40:47,233 --> 01:40:49,315 But they get up at dawn. 1314 01:40:49,316 --> 01:40:51,706 I heard another noise before. 1315 01:40:52,066 --> 01:40:53,232 Listen. 1316 01:41:02,775 --> 01:41:05,274 - There's people at the stairs. - Let them in. 1317 01:41:05,275 --> 01:41:06,505 Well, Highness. 1318 01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:20,690 Easy. Slow. 1319 01:41:21,233 --> 01:41:22,440 Easy. 1320 01:41:37,691 --> 01:41:39,051 Please, come in. 1321 01:41:58,233 --> 01:42:00,063 She was taken by God. 1322 01:42:06,316 --> 01:42:07,982 Let's go out. 1323 01:42:08,191 --> 01:42:10,661 Nunziatina, Carmela, stay here. 1324 01:42:11,566 --> 01:42:13,774 Come here, approach. 1325 01:42:14,275 --> 01:42:16,357 My daughter, what they do to you? 1326 01:42:16,358 --> 01:42:17,940 Awake! 1327 01:42:28,608 --> 01:42:31,118 Let's go into the other room. 1328 01:42:34,566 --> 01:42:36,482 No, I'd rather stay. 1329 01:43:04,941 --> 01:43:07,107 Brush her hair. 1330 01:43:09,900 --> 01:43:12,274 The brush. Please. 1331 01:43:31,150 --> 01:43:33,470 Carmela, take the dress off. 1332 01:44:03,483 --> 01:44:06,883 Let's hear the news. Turn on the radio. 1333 01:44:24,441 --> 01:44:26,351 The Duchess is calling. 1334 01:44:27,566 --> 01:44:30,986 Please, follow me. We are being summoned. 1335 01:44:45,108 --> 01:44:46,940 Here is the Armed Forces radio... 1336 01:44:46,941 --> 01:44:49,940 We interrupt our program for an important report. 1337 01:44:49,941 --> 01:44:51,899 Mount Vesuvius' sismograph has registered... 1338 01:44:51,900 --> 01:44:54,710 ...a sudden increase in activity... 1339 01:44:54,816 --> 01:44:56,524 ...state of emergency is declared. 1340 01:44:56,525 --> 01:45:00,845 All commanding officers must report to their bases... 1341 01:45:38,691 --> 01:45:39,991 Tonight, when... 1342 01:45:40,108 --> 01:45:42,088 ...I saw these people... 1343 01:45:43,566 --> 01:45:45,946 I have a confession to make. 1344 01:45:47,608 --> 01:45:48,940 It isn't easy. 1345 01:45:50,108 --> 01:45:51,899 Another time? 1346 01:45:53,816 --> 01:45:56,774 Do not be afraid, you are in Italy. 1347 01:45:56,775 --> 01:45:59,715 Confession was born in this country. 1348 01:46:02,775 --> 01:46:05,365 I haven't been honest, Captain. 1349 01:46:07,066 --> 01:46:08,440 I wasn't honest. 1350 01:46:08,441 --> 01:46:12,482 I'm not here to help the civilian population. 1351 01:46:12,816 --> 01:46:13,940 Not. 1352 01:46:15,150 --> 01:46:17,940 I'm here to help Senator Wyatt... 1353 01:46:18,858 --> 01:46:21,315 For the election of the President of the United States. 1354 01:46:21,316 --> 01:46:23,626 For the Women's Army Corps. 1355 01:46:23,775 --> 01:46:25,732 No, that's a lie too. 1356 01:46:27,275 --> 01:46:29,232 I'm here for myself. 1357 01:46:29,691 --> 01:46:31,940 For me and me alone. 1358 01:46:32,400 --> 01:46:33,524 What I want? 1359 01:46:33,733 --> 01:46:34,943 I don't know. 1360 01:46:35,608 --> 01:46:38,107 My picture in the paper, maybe. 1361 01:46:38,108 --> 01:46:40,498 "The first American in Rome." 1362 01:46:41,733 --> 01:46:42,774 Enough. 1363 01:46:42,983 --> 01:46:45,303 Malaparte, take me to Capri. 1364 01:46:46,566 --> 01:46:48,466 You're laughing at me! 1365 01:46:49,150 --> 01:46:51,440 I can't believe it, you're laughing at me! 1366 01:46:51,441 --> 01:46:54,091 No, no, I'm laughing at myself. 1367 01:46:54,108 --> 01:46:56,315 It's incredible. 1368 01:46:56,525 --> 01:46:58,815 The destruction, hunger, violence... 1369 01:46:58,816 --> 01:47:01,806 All that for a photo in the papers. 1370 01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:04,780 You ignorant son of a bitch! 1371 01:47:05,608 --> 01:47:07,378 I hate your attitude. 1372 01:47:07,566 --> 01:47:11,607 You latin snob! Know-it-all! 1373 01:47:11,816 --> 01:47:12,857 All of you! 1374 01:47:13,066 --> 01:47:16,065 Pervert! Pig! Filth! 1375 01:47:16,650 --> 01:47:18,315 Brilliantine in your hair... 1376 01:47:18,316 --> 01:47:19,746 ...like a gigolo! 1377 01:47:20,025 --> 01:47:21,440 Hoodlum! 1378 01:47:24,816 --> 01:47:27,056 And you're laughing at me? 1379 01:47:27,775 --> 01:47:28,795 So listen... 1380 01:47:28,983 --> 01:47:34,103 You can stick your flag right between your legs, in your ass! 1381 01:47:52,779 --> 01:47:54,792 Get out, get out! 1382 01:48:06,816 --> 01:48:09,216 One catastrophe after another. 1383 01:48:09,233 --> 01:48:10,899 What a disgrace... 1384 01:48:22,358 --> 01:48:23,524 Get out! 1385 01:48:25,941 --> 01:48:27,482 Get out there! 1386 01:48:38,733 --> 01:48:42,883 Listen, if you take me to the airport, I'll pay. 1387 01:48:43,910 --> 01:48:46,759 Stop! Stop! 1388 01:48:47,400 --> 01:48:52,230 - I'll give you $50 to take me to the airport. - Get in. 1389 01:49:12,108 --> 01:49:13,198 Good heavens! 1390 01:49:17,316 --> 01:49:18,774 What's happening? 1391 01:49:27,983 --> 01:49:29,482 This is Vesuvius. 1392 01:49:30,150 --> 01:49:32,399 This is dangerous, you have to go. 1393 01:49:32,400 --> 01:49:34,690 Where to? This is my home! 1394 01:49:34,983 --> 01:49:38,323 No, it is dangerous! You have to leave! 1395 01:49:38,816 --> 01:49:40,246 Jimmy! Come back! 1396 01:50:15,233 --> 01:50:17,273 Do you hear me, Colonel? 1397 01:50:17,275 --> 01:50:21,524 All men of the Fifth Army must leave. 1398 01:50:21,733 --> 01:50:24,274 Shaved and in full uniform. 1399 01:50:24,483 --> 01:50:26,190 Helping the civilians... 1400 01:50:26,191 --> 01:50:29,071 Avoiding panic, putting out fires... 1401 01:50:29,275 --> 01:50:31,857 I want them to swallow lava, if need be. 1402 01:50:31,858 --> 01:50:33,732 And I want it all documented! Did you hear me? 1403 01:50:33,733 --> 01:50:36,774 Films, photos, radio, the whole operation! 1404 01:50:36,775 --> 01:50:38,024 You may leave! 1405 01:50:43,816 --> 01:50:46,274 This damn thing there, Vesuvius. 1406 01:50:46,275 --> 01:50:48,315 They said it hadn't had an eruption in 50 years. 1407 01:50:48,316 --> 01:50:49,940 This is a historic day. 1408 01:50:49,941 --> 01:50:50,940 Right, Bob... 1409 01:50:50,941 --> 01:50:55,451 Here, in San Sebastiano... At the foot of the volcano. 1410 01:51:11,607 --> 01:51:14,592 All vehicles on duty now! 1411 01:51:15,566 --> 01:51:17,149 What are the orders? 1412 01:51:17,150 --> 01:51:21,380 All land and air crews at work in civilian rescue! 1413 01:51:57,525 --> 01:51:59,065 Aren't you afraid? 1414 01:51:59,066 --> 01:52:00,815 Fear? 1415 01:52:01,191 --> 01:52:05,357 The only thing that makes me afraid, is human stupidity. 1416 01:52:05,358 --> 01:52:08,690 Yes, because, unlike everything in the world... 1417 01:52:08,691 --> 01:52:10,024 ...is endless. 1418 01:52:10,233 --> 01:52:12,133 How men can be idiots. 1419 01:52:12,691 --> 01:52:15,857 Is this the end of the world? What is happening? 1420 01:52:15,858 --> 01:52:18,168 Do not worry, it's nothing. 1421 01:52:18,171 --> 01:52:19,492 Oh my God! It's horrible! 1422 01:52:19,493 --> 01:52:22,482 It's hell breaking loose! 1423 01:52:23,275 --> 01:52:26,275 - I'll close that door. - Close it! 1424 01:52:27,525 --> 01:52:29,565 Vesuvius is an idiot. 1425 01:52:29,775 --> 01:52:31,357 Not Vesuvius. 1426 01:52:31,566 --> 01:52:33,232 You're the idiot for saying that. 1427 01:52:33,233 --> 01:52:35,482 - Turn on the light. - Yeah, better. 1428 01:52:35,483 --> 01:52:36,857 Don't blaspheme. 1429 01:52:37,066 --> 01:52:39,565 Vesuvius is God. 1430 01:52:40,066 --> 01:52:41,065 Do not forget.! 1431 01:52:41,066 --> 01:52:46,526 And God wanted that we, despite it all, ate a plate of spaghetti. 1432 01:53:24,858 --> 01:53:26,908 - Come with me... - Yes. 1433 01:53:36,858 --> 01:53:38,218 Stop, stop here. 1434 01:53:48,066 --> 01:53:49,565 Hey, have you seen Mrs. Wyatt? 1435 01:53:49,566 --> 01:53:51,876 They're all in rescue duty! 1436 01:54:25,275 --> 01:54:27,107 Hey, handsome! 1437 01:54:30,525 --> 01:54:31,940 Come here. 1438 01:54:32,150 --> 01:54:35,274 Come on, I expected one like you. 1439 01:54:46,150 --> 01:54:48,050 Come, let's make love. 1440 01:56:18,108 --> 01:56:20,315 Flight #3, Flight #3... 1441 01:56:21,025 --> 01:56:23,605 I'm having trouble. I'll land. 1442 01:57:24,483 --> 01:57:26,399 Come on, move your ass! 1443 01:57:26,400 --> 01:57:28,690 Get in the truck, quick! 1444 01:57:28,900 --> 01:57:32,250 Easy, easy, there's space for everybody! 1445 01:57:33,066 --> 01:57:34,107 Calm down! 1446 01:57:34,316 --> 01:57:37,399 Women and children first! 1447 01:57:37,691 --> 01:57:39,671 More trucks will arrive. 1448 01:57:40,941 --> 01:57:43,774 To the left, left! 1449 01:57:43,983 --> 01:57:45,565 They're not animals! 1450 01:57:45,566 --> 01:57:46,996 You are American? 1451 01:57:47,108 --> 01:57:50,232 - Do your job, Sergeant. - You better get in. 1452 01:57:50,233 --> 01:57:51,857 I'll wait for the next. 1453 01:57:51,858 --> 01:57:54,815 There are no more trucks, coming back anytime soon. 1454 01:57:54,816 --> 01:57:56,982 This is not what you told them! 1455 01:57:56,983 --> 01:57:58,857 Do as you wish. 1456 01:57:59,150 --> 01:58:00,370 We're leaving! 1457 01:58:15,316 --> 01:58:17,065 Hey, stop! Stop! 1458 01:58:17,691 --> 01:58:19,690 Stop, a country girl! 1459 01:58:19,900 --> 01:58:22,980 Hello, gorgeous, wanna ride with us? 1460 01:58:23,858 --> 01:58:26,518 - A blonde! - Lets have a look! 1461 01:58:26,816 --> 01:58:28,649 This is a real blonde? 1462 01:58:28,650 --> 01:58:30,690 Are you blonde all over? 1463 01:58:30,983 --> 01:58:31,983 Not bad! 1464 01:58:32,025 --> 01:58:33,357 Not bad at all. 1465 01:58:33,358 --> 01:58:34,358 Cigarette? 1466 01:58:34,400 --> 01:58:36,300 This is a real blonde! 1467 01:58:36,316 --> 01:58:37,940 Chocolate, cigarettes? 1468 01:58:37,941 --> 01:58:39,732 Ask her if she wants some candy to suck on. 1469 01:58:39,733 --> 01:58:42,593 How about 8 inches of sugar cane? 1470 01:58:43,441 --> 01:58:47,041 I'll take care of that. What's your name? 1471 01:58:49,316 --> 01:58:52,732 Why don't you speak? Lost your tongue. 1472 01:58:52,941 --> 01:58:54,690 Hey, Bob! 1473 01:58:56,858 --> 01:58:58,524 Wait, stop! 1474 01:58:59,691 --> 01:59:03,111 - Calm down! - Bitch, you asked for it... 1475 01:59:05,691 --> 01:59:06,771 She is mine! 1476 01:59:07,483 --> 01:59:09,274 Respect the hierarchy! 1477 01:59:09,483 --> 01:59:11,113 I am the commander. 1478 01:59:41,400 --> 01:59:43,857 It's over! 1479 01:59:44,926 --> 01:59:46,107 It's over! 1480 01:59:46,108 --> 01:59:49,582 It's over! It's over! 1481 01:59:51,186 --> 01:59:52,437 It's over! 1482 01:59:52,438 --> 01:59:53,897 It's over! 1483 02:00:47,704 --> 02:00:50,869 - Jimmy! - Goldberg! 1484 02:00:51,733 --> 02:00:53,982 - I was worried about you. - I couldn't find you! 1485 02:00:53,983 --> 02:00:56,440 I missed the jeep, so... 1486 02:00:57,233 --> 02:00:58,482 ...I got laid! 1487 02:00:58,691 --> 02:01:00,440 It was fantastic, Jimmy... 1488 02:01:00,441 --> 02:01:03,149 This is Zelmira, a goddess! 1489 02:01:04,025 --> 02:01:05,385 And this this... 1490 02:01:05,816 --> 02:01:07,499 ...Maria Concetta. 1491 02:01:08,483 --> 02:01:09,899 Do you remember? 1492 02:01:51,983 --> 02:01:53,823 Bring the gurney here. 1493 02:01:59,400 --> 02:02:04,530 She needs a transfusion. Take her to the ambulance right away. 1494 02:02:17,650 --> 02:02:19,149 Doctor, come here, please. 1495 02:02:19,150 --> 02:02:21,649 She's hurt. Do something for her. 1496 02:02:21,650 --> 02:02:25,232 I've already examined her. She's just lightly hurt. 1497 02:02:25,233 --> 02:02:27,543 She's in shock. Excuse me. 1498 02:02:29,463 --> 02:02:30,716 Deborah. 1499 02:02:40,400 --> 02:02:41,815 Can you walk? 1500 02:03:10,233 --> 02:03:12,190 I want out of here. 1501 02:03:12,775 --> 02:03:13,857 I know. 1502 02:03:14,066 --> 02:03:15,899 I want to go home. 1503 02:03:17,191 --> 02:03:18,565 I understand. 1504 02:03:19,316 --> 02:03:21,107 Are we even now? 1505 02:03:23,608 --> 02:03:25,274 Yes, absolutely. 1506 02:03:37,650 --> 02:03:41,232 I don't want this here. Take it to the road. 1507 02:03:41,233 --> 02:03:44,583 1st Platoon, up! Everybody in the truck! 1508 02:03:46,358 --> 02:03:49,190 Hey you, what are you doing? The picnic is over! 1509 02:03:49,191 --> 02:03:50,481 Raise your ass. 1510 02:03:51,025 --> 02:03:53,149 Hurry! Are you asleep? 1511 02:03:55,025 --> 02:03:57,982 Move, you are the 5th Army! 1512 02:03:58,191 --> 02:03:59,232 Move! 1513 02:03:59,983 --> 02:04:02,293 Stand up guys, we're going! 1514 02:04:06,483 --> 02:04:09,607 Come, this is a page of history. America is watching. 1515 02:04:09,608 --> 02:04:12,748 You can tell it to your grandchildren. 1516 02:04:12,816 --> 02:04:14,786 Come on, you guys also. 1517 02:04:16,733 --> 02:04:18,440 Get up! 1518 02:04:19,025 --> 02:04:21,440 Stand up! 1519 02:04:22,316 --> 02:04:25,906 Let's go, it's just a short trip to Rome. 1520 02:04:27,874 --> 02:04:29,924 Sergeant, get your squad. 1521 02:04:40,025 --> 02:04:41,745 - Captain! - General. 1522 02:04:41,941 --> 02:04:44,274 Captain, it seems we've made it without the queen of the skies. 1523 02:04:44,275 --> 02:04:47,065 - What happened? - She went back to the USA. 1524 02:04:47,066 --> 02:04:49,524 Malaparte, you're a genius. 1525 02:04:50,650 --> 02:04:53,870 - Is this my transport, Colonel? - Yes. 1526 02:04:56,801 --> 02:04:59,235 Cap. Malaparte, there's your jeep. 1527 02:04:59,236 --> 02:05:01,357 You too, Cap. Wren. 1528 02:05:01,358 --> 02:05:04,428 And you, General, there's your jeep. 1529 02:05:09,483 --> 02:05:11,315 Well, Sir, that's it. 1530 02:05:11,525 --> 02:05:13,149 Good job, Colonel. 1531 02:05:13,483 --> 02:05:16,613 General, I'd like to shake your hand. 1532 02:05:19,233 --> 02:05:20,815 Sic iter ad astra. 1533 02:05:20,816 --> 02:05:23,440 - What? - "That's the way to the stars". 1534 02:05:23,441 --> 02:05:25,961 Well, let's go. Tempus fugit! 1535 02:05:26,691 --> 02:05:27,691 Forward! 1536 02:05:58,525 --> 02:06:01,045 This is history in the making. 1537 02:06:01,858 --> 02:06:03,357 This is Rome, right? 1538 02:06:03,358 --> 02:06:04,899 Yes, Rome. 1539 02:06:05,566 --> 02:06:07,815 I thought it was a city. 1540 02:06:10,066 --> 02:06:13,607 Father... some of these ruins are well over 2000 years old? 1541 02:06:13,608 --> 02:06:17,358 Yes, but in Philly we have the Liberty Bell. 1542 02:06:19,150 --> 02:06:22,357 Malaparte, tomorrow I'll see the Pope. 1543 02:06:22,358 --> 02:06:25,358 Tell me, what's his favorite sport? 1544 02:06:25,733 --> 02:06:26,940 I do not know. 1545 02:06:26,941 --> 02:06:29,261 But maybe he plays baseball. 1546 02:06:31,983 --> 02:06:33,399 Very funny! 1547 02:06:36,691 --> 02:06:39,274 Cameras, move forward! 1548 02:06:49,066 --> 02:06:52,896 You know, there's something sad about victory. 1549 02:06:53,733 --> 02:06:54,857 Each goes his own way... 1550 02:06:54,858 --> 02:06:58,408 ...and nobody knows when we'll meet again. 1551 02:06:59,025 --> 02:07:02,357 Sometimes, when they do know, they hide. 1552 02:07:02,358 --> 02:07:03,708 Not us, I hope. 1553 02:07:04,650 --> 02:07:07,020 Let's set a date to meet... 1554 02:07:07,150 --> 02:07:08,440 ...after the war in Capri. 1555 02:07:08,441 --> 02:07:09,940 I love Capri. 1556 02:07:10,900 --> 02:07:13,774 You know, it's all set between Maria Concetta and I. 1557 02:07:13,775 --> 02:07:15,815 She goes to Cleveland with me. 1558 02:07:15,816 --> 02:07:17,986 But first we go to Capri. 1559 02:07:20,150 --> 02:07:22,107 You don't believe me, do you? 1560 02:07:22,108 --> 02:07:25,024 - I believe you, Jimmy. - No, you don't believe me. 1561 02:07:25,025 --> 02:07:27,535 You'll see, I will marry her. 1562 02:07:27,733 --> 02:07:29,107 I'm serious. 1563 02:07:31,331 --> 02:07:33,382 Malaparte! 1564 02:07:35,941 --> 02:07:39,399 - What are those monuments over there? - Tombs. 1565 02:07:39,400 --> 02:07:41,815 Tombs of ancient Rome nobility. 1566 02:07:41,816 --> 02:07:42,940 Whose? 1567 02:07:44,025 --> 02:07:45,774 General Sulla. 1568 02:07:46,400 --> 02:07:49,399 Cicero. And there, Julius Caesar. 1569 02:07:49,608 --> 02:07:51,108 Ah, Julius Caesar. 1570 02:07:52,650 --> 02:07:54,107 And this one? 1571 02:07:54,316 --> 02:07:57,815 General, that's the prostitutes HQ... 1572 02:07:58,150 --> 02:08:01,070 Bob, don't tell that to the press. 1573 02:08:11,150 --> 02:08:12,607 Idiot Germans! 1574 02:08:12,816 --> 02:08:14,166 Son of a bitch! 1575 02:08:14,275 --> 02:08:18,274 - Hey, Malaparte, what is going on? - She thinks we're Germans. 1576 02:08:18,275 --> 02:08:20,385 Tell her we're Americans. 1577 02:08:20,650 --> 02:08:24,565 - Americani! Americani! - Anita, Americans! 1578 02:08:45,275 --> 02:08:47,315 Hey, easy, lady. 1579 02:08:47,691 --> 02:08:49,607 What about this sign? 1580 02:08:49,816 --> 02:08:54,856 Bob, that Rome sign, I'd like to keep it for my collection. 1581 02:08:54,900 --> 02:08:56,950 Horray for the Americans! 1582 02:08:59,441 --> 02:09:01,399 Marco, look! It's the Americans. 1583 02:09:01,400 --> 02:09:03,190 Look, they shoot us! 1584 02:09:16,775 --> 02:09:19,815 Marco, the Americans. Our liberators! 1585 02:09:21,566 --> 02:09:23,546 They throw us chocolate! 1586 02:09:44,316 --> 02:09:46,296 Take the civilians away! 1587 02:09:46,441 --> 02:09:47,731 Take them away! 1588 02:09:47,816 --> 02:09:50,006 No civilians, no civilians! 1589 02:09:52,566 --> 02:09:53,566 Move back! 1590 02:10:02,941 --> 02:10:04,232 Stop! 1591 02:10:05,066 --> 02:10:07,274 Stop, stop! Don't shoot! 1592 02:10:07,483 --> 02:10:08,982 5th Army Cameras! 1593 02:10:09,775 --> 02:10:11,649 Turn that... thing. 1594 02:10:11,858 --> 02:10:13,232 This. 1595 02:10:19,191 --> 02:10:21,774 General, there was a small accident but we'll go on. 1596 02:10:21,775 --> 02:10:23,357 Continue. 1597 02:10:39,316 --> 02:10:40,806 We better go now. 1598 02:10:43,816 --> 02:10:48,065 I'm sorry about that. 1599 02:10:49,858 --> 02:10:52,168 I'm sorry, we better leave. 1600 02:10:52,316 --> 02:10:54,696 The ambulance is on its way. 1601 02:10:55,525 --> 02:10:57,085 You can go, Jimmy. 1602 02:10:57,108 --> 02:10:58,808 You are the winners. 1603 02:11:24,816 --> 02:11:28,149 Thanks to the Authority of Vesuvian Villas in Naples... 1604 02:11:28,150 --> 02:11:31,315 ...for their invaluable help. 1605 02:11:35,066 --> 02:11:37,440 Also thank you to residents of Naples... 1606 02:11:37,441 --> 02:11:39,857 ...for their collaboration in this work... 1607 02:11:39,858 --> 02:11:42,482 ...made in respect and solidarity... 1608 02:11:42,483 --> 02:11:46,173 ...with city so rich in history and culture. 114614