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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:45,833 Fuck, dang it. 4 00:00:57,333 --> 00:00:58,958 Alright. 5 00:00:59,875 --> 00:01:01,708 Who the fuck's doing that? 6 00:01:15,291 --> 00:01:15,791 The hell? 7 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:39,125 Yeah! 8 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:40,958 Gotcha! 9 00:01:42,791 --> 00:01:44,375 - Son of a bitch. 10 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:07,208 - Robin, look out! 11 00:02:10,500 --> 00:02:12,208 - What the hell was that? 12 00:02:12,541 --> 00:02:13,708 Oh, my God, was that a person? 13 00:02:15,708 --> 00:02:16,291 - Robin! 14 00:02:16,791 --> 00:02:18,125 That wasn't no person. 15 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:19,916 Just some rabid animal. 16 00:02:20,208 --> 00:02:21,708 Who let your pussy out of its cage? 17 00:02:23,958 --> 00:02:27,125 So, last night's audience really liked 18 00:02:27,208 --> 00:02:28,583 our number after intermission, 19 00:02:28,666 --> 00:02:30,791 so I think I'm gonna move it up. 20 00:02:31,750 --> 00:02:33,458 We should swap Bella's solo for mine. 21 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:35,625 - No, no, we still need an upbeat number 22 00:02:35,708 --> 00:02:36,458 right before the reading. 23 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,625 Okay, then I'll close it. 24 00:02:39,708 --> 00:02:41,583 Girl, this is not the Olive Wood Show. 25 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:42,583 Will you quit pitching this? 26 00:02:43,541 --> 00:02:45,833 Robin, as our manager, 27 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,458 you want a killer show, right? 28 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,125 Perhaps we can tackle 29 00:02:50,208 --> 00:02:51,291 this exciting idea tomorrow? 30 00:02:51,666 --> 00:02:52,166 Or, 31 00:02:52,625 --> 00:02:53,750 we vote on it. 32 00:02:55,291 --> 00:02:55,750 - Bella! 33 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:56,458 Yeah? 34 00:02:56,958 --> 00:02:57,750 Should I close the show? 35 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:58,416 Yes, bitch! 36 00:02:58,666 --> 00:02:59,541 You always slay. 37 00:02:59,541 --> 00:03:00,750 See? Two to one. 38 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:02,625 We're not making any major changes. 39 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:04,458 - Oh, okay. So, fuck my ideas. 40 00:03:04,541 --> 00:03:05,541 Look here! 41 00:03:05,916 --> 00:03:07,666 - Half of these ideas are yours! 42 00:03:08,166 --> 00:03:09,166 And you want to know why? 43 00:03:10,125 --> 00:03:10,625 - Because I take 44 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:12,208 suggestions like I suck dick. 45 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,166 If it's good, I'll swallow. 46 00:03:14,625 --> 00:03:15,166 I've seen her do it. 47 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,166 Yes, diva. Listen to your mother. 48 00:03:17,916 --> 00:03:19,416 Bitch, you just agreed with me! 49 00:03:19,916 --> 00:03:20,500 About what? 50 00:03:20,708 --> 00:03:21,791 About me closing. 51 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:24,375 Well, whatever Mama wants. 52 00:03:25,166 --> 00:03:27,583 Not you taking the word drag literally. 53 00:03:34,166 --> 00:03:35,666 So, Mama... 54 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:36,500 Uh-huh. 55 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:38,000 Y'all been at it a lot recently. 56 00:03:38,416 --> 00:03:39,708 Any issues I need to be worried about? 57 00:03:40,875 --> 00:03:41,916 Girl, there's no issues. 58 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:43,500 She's just cranky is all. 59 00:03:44,041 --> 00:03:46,000 We're all exhausted and being broke ass 60 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:46,791 poor ain't helping. 61 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:48,625 Well, luckily tonight's 62 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:49,875 not just a generous paycheck. 63 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:52,458 It's also at a legendary venue. 64 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:54,958 I don't know how you pulled this one off. 65 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,375 - We're here. 66 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:17,833 - Wait, wait, Robin, stop! 67 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:21,541 - The Bold Buck? 68 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,833 Yeah, you girls excited? 69 00:05:30,083 --> 00:05:31,416 - Please tell me you're joking? 70 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:32,750 What? 71 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:33,875 - We've been looking 72 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:34,958 forward to this gig for ages. 73 00:05:35,541 --> 00:05:36,791 Robin, sweetie, 74 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:37,875 we've been looking forward 75 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:39,500 to performing at The Bold Tuck. 76 00:05:39,958 --> 00:05:41,250 Not this dive for 77 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:43,250 Sons of Anarchy rejects. 78 00:05:46,375 --> 00:05:48,791 Bitch, you booked the wrong venue! 79 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:49,916 Watch your mouth. 80 00:05:51,708 --> 00:05:52,666 But she's right, sweetie. 81 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:54,750 You booked the wrong venue. 82 00:05:55,083 --> 00:05:57,125 Oh fudge, not again. 83 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:00,000 - Oh my God, I have zero bars! 84 00:06:01,791 --> 00:06:02,791 Yay, we're here. 85 00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:13,416 Ooh, check out the trade. 86 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,083 Plaid on plaid on plaid, yes cowboy! 87 00:06:16,416 --> 00:06:17,458 It's giving authentic, 88 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:18,625 Blake Shelton realness. 89 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,416 - Well, looky here. 90 00:06:21,916 --> 00:06:23,000 Looks like the 91 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,041 carnival freak show's in town. 92 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:28,958 You lady boys lost or summin' ? 93 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:31,208 No, no, we're good. 94 00:06:32,708 --> 00:06:34,083 You need help turning 95 00:06:34,166 --> 00:06:35,750 your asses around or what? 96 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:37,750 - This ass has been turned, lifted, 97 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:38,958 and dropped more times 98 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:40,041 than a broadway curtain. 99 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:42,250 - If it was gonna have any more work done, 100 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:43,666 it wouldn't be by you. 101 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,583 Your makeup and fairy glitter 102 00:06:45,666 --> 00:06:47,333 ain't fooling nobody, fellas. 103 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:51,208 Bitch, neither is that flashy exhaust 104 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,500 on that entry level hog. 105 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,166 Shut the fuck up, Fatboy. 106 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:26,958 Evening. 107 00:07:26,958 --> 00:07:29,375 - Hello, yes, I'm Robin Banks. 108 00:07:29,791 --> 00:07:30,875 We spoke over email. 109 00:07:31,708 --> 00:07:33,625 Uh, we did? 110 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:36,250 We're performing tonight. 111 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:37,916 Y'all a band or summin' ? 112 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,875 We're drag queens, sweetie. 113 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:42,000 Y'all are in the wrong place. 114 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:43,666 I wish we were. 115 00:07:46,625 --> 00:07:48,083 This some kinda joke, Dusty? 116 00:07:48,291 --> 00:07:52,333 Yeah uh, Mindy must have booked it. 117 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:53,500 - Oh, fabulous. 118 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:55,583 May we speak with Mindy? 119 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,333 She works day shift. 120 00:07:57,958 --> 00:07:59,125 - The person who 121 00:07:59,208 --> 00:08:01,625 booked us is not even here? 122 00:08:01,958 --> 00:08:03,833 Yeah, looks that way. 123 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:05,958 Perfect, let's just 124 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:07,083 get the hell outta here. 125 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:09,791 No, no, no, no, no, no, don't go. 126 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,291 Look, you were booked fair and square. 127 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:21,750 - And I've got no other show lined up, so 128 00:08:23,416 --> 00:08:25,291 welcome to The Buck. 129 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:27,166 One moment, please. 130 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:29,416 Group meeting, group meeting. 131 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:33,208 Do you see all the daddies in here? 132 00:08:33,708 --> 00:08:35,541 I see why this place is so legendary. 133 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,458 Bitch, we're in the wrong place. 134 00:08:37,708 --> 00:08:38,416 - We're not staying. 135 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:40,666 The crowd looks like they're out for blood. 136 00:08:41,666 --> 00:08:42,333 - The money we make 137 00:08:42,416 --> 00:08:43,333 here wouldn't even cover 138 00:08:43,416 --> 00:08:44,541 our medical expenses. 139 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,041 Okay, all right. 140 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:47,458 Bella? Robin? 141 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:48,791 I'm with you, Mama. 142 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,416 I'm sorry, ladies, this 143 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,791 is my fault, I should've-- 144 00:08:51,875 --> 00:08:54,125 Uh, uh, uh, what don't we do? 145 00:08:54,666 --> 00:08:57,000 We don't shit on ourselves. 146 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:58,291 Exactly. 147 00:08:59,125 --> 00:09:00,166 Alright, let's go. 148 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,125 Oh my God, it's them. 149 00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:04,666 Be cool, be cool. 150 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:08,041 We are so excited to 151 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:09,000 watch you perform tonight. 152 00:09:09,083 --> 00:09:10,083 I'm not even a 153 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,208 little embarrassed to admit 154 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:12,208 it's been the most exciting 155 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:13,833 thing on my schedule for weeks. 156 00:09:15,291 --> 00:09:16,041 - Well, I'm sorry to break 157 00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:17,333 it to you, but unfortunately-- 158 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:20,708 Unfortunately, we are running behind. 159 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:24,250 Oh, don't worry about that. 160 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:25,333 - It's not like we've 161 00:09:25,416 --> 00:09:27,250 been waiting.. uh.. I don't know, 162 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,083 our entire lives for 163 00:09:29,166 --> 00:09:30,208 this town to throw a drag show. 164 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,958 Bitch, we got you. 165 00:09:32,541 --> 00:09:35,875 Well, we better go get our seats. 166 00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:49,208 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 167 00:09:49,416 --> 00:09:51,333 this doesn't change anything. 168 00:09:51,541 --> 00:09:52,000 - Olive Wood 169 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,041 - I have to tell you, 170 00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:57,791 I loved your performance 171 00:09:57,791 --> 00:09:58,666 at Ride the Saddle Drag. 172 00:09:58,750 --> 00:09:59,791 You should've won, 173 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:00,791 by the way. Hands down. 174 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:02,250 Oh my God, right? 175 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:05,416 Yeah, Carrie On can't read for shit. 176 00:10:06,041 --> 00:10:07,458 Bitch, thank you. 177 00:10:07,958 --> 00:10:10,333 This is like a dream come true. 178 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 - Nothing good ever 179 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,541 happens in this shit hole town, 180 00:10:13,625 --> 00:10:15,791 but, here you are. 181 00:10:22,750 --> 00:10:24,625 Reminds you why we do this, right? 182 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:29,166 Argh, shit. 183 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:31,000 I did not sign up to 184 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:32,000 break little queer hearts. 185 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:35,291 Come on then. 186 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:36,583 Y'all know it takes me at least 187 00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:37,583 an hour to beat my face. 188 00:10:38,041 --> 00:10:38,958 Ain't that the tea. 189 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:49,750 This is your room for tonight. 190 00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:52,166 Dusty, was it? 191 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:52,791 Yeah. 192 00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:56,291 I'm detecting notes 193 00:10:56,375 --> 00:10:58,333 of stale beer and sweat. 194 00:10:59,875 --> 00:11:02,000 My guess is piss. 195 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,416 Oh honey, we've got a fix for that. 196 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,375 Oh, wait. 197 00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:10,875 These uh, these sprinklers 198 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:13,791 are ancient 'n super touchy. 199 00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:15,166 You can't even make smokin' 200 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,458 old fashioneds anymore. 201 00:11:19,541 --> 00:11:22,500 Yeah, the show is in an hour. 202 00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:32,083 Tucking tape. 203 00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:35,041 Want me to show you how it works? 204 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:37,958 It'll cost you extra. 205 00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:44,333 You can close it. 206 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:45,291 Yeah. 207 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,791 - Squeal like a pig, squeal like a pig. 208 00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:52,583 - They were all going crazy and 209 00:11:52,666 --> 00:11:54,583 crying all sorts of things. 210 00:11:57,625 --> 00:11:59,208 We've been dating for about two years 211 00:11:59,291 --> 00:12:00,750 and she turns to me one day 212 00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:02,416 and says, you know, I don't think 213 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,958 that was such a hot idea. 214 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:07,000 Well, fuck it, let's 215 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:08,250 get a drink in the bar. 216 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:21,333 Mama, look how thick 217 00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:22,916 I look, girl, look at it. 218 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,125 Girl, those craters are 219 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:25,166 what killed the dinosaurs. 220 00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:27,375 - You right, all this 221 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:29,000 ass-teroid, it sure did. 222 00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:30,458 Ass-destroyed. 223 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:31,291 Whoo! 224 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,041 You can call her planet killer. 225 00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:35,666 Alright ladies. 226 00:12:35,666 --> 00:12:36,583 Yeah. 227 00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:37,125 Let's show these people 228 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,000 what they've been missing. 229 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,250 - Now, Imma go get those 230 00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,083 lighting cues together. 231 00:12:40,666 --> 00:12:41,208 Get it girl. 232 00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:48,500 Ugh, dammit, I can't find my pins. 233 00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:56,291 Mama, your LaBeija pin? I couldn't! 234 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,291 - Yes you could, 235 00:12:58,208 --> 00:12:59,000 cause we only have 10 minutes 236 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,000 till curtain call. 237 00:13:03,958 --> 00:13:07,041 Okay, so for the opener, I 238 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:08,791 was thinking after the wrist tap 239 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,875 that I step into a jazz split? 240 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,916 Yes, I love that. 241 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:14,583 - No last minute 242 00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:15,916 changes to the choreography. 243 00:13:16,208 --> 00:13:18,000 I'm just embellishing it. 244 00:13:18,083 --> 00:13:19,041 So it would be, 245 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:21,333 turn, turn, pas de bourrée, 246 00:13:21,666 --> 00:13:23,708 wrist tap and -- I split! 247 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:26,125 No, I split. 248 00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:27,916 - You stay the same, okay? 249 00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:28,750 Okay...? 250 00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,166 No tweaks, it'll upset the balance. 251 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,958 Y'all doing the same thing anyway, 252 00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:34,791 it's only a tweak for me. 253 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:35,625 Which has a ripple 254 00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,125 effect on the whole team. 255 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:37,958 You mean Bella? 256 00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:40,083 She's got it, right Bella? 257 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:41,000 Yes girl! 258 00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:43,000 No more pas de bourrée. 259 00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:45,333 No, oh my God, you're 260 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:46,208 gonna do the same thing. 261 00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:48,500 Listen, let me show you how it is, okay? 262 00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:49,708 Here we go -- Girl! 263 00:13:50,416 --> 00:13:52,541 No changes, keep it as 264 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,250 tight as our tucks, understood? 265 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,958 Goddamn it Earl, how many 266 00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:04,083 times must I tell you 267 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,708 this ain't no chaise lounge? 268 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:10,458 This is our talent for tonight. 269 00:14:10,958 --> 00:14:11,541 Now, she'll 270 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:13,833 guide you through the cues and stuff, 271 00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:15,916 just make it, you know? 272 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,166 This a stripper act? 273 00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:26,625 Well, there will be 274 00:14:26,708 --> 00:14:28,041 generous servings of cake. 275 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,333 Now, we need a warm front 276 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:32,583 wash for the opening number 277 00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:34,583 with lekos for dramatic punches 278 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,375 and keep the fresnels soft. 279 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:36,916 Mama says it creates 280 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,083 an intimate atmosphere, 281 00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:39,791 but it's actually for 282 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,375 softening that five o'clock shadow. 283 00:14:42,708 --> 00:14:45,083 Uh, I got a spotlight, 284 00:14:45,666 --> 00:14:48,750 uh, it moves if you push it. 285 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,041 I see. 286 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,083 We've got some work to do. 287 00:15:00,875 --> 00:15:02,875 - Sweet baby Jesus, 288 00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:04,125 I mean, just what the hell 289 00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,583 can I eat Dusty? 290 00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:06,958 Like I told you the 291 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,583 delivery's late, kitchen's closed. 292 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,000 Grab some bar nuts till Rufus comes. 293 00:15:11,958 --> 00:15:13,750 Your stinking nuts. 294 00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:14,916 - Hey, that's for everyone. 295 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,833 Place sure as hell's going to shit. 296 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,333 Your old man would be turning in 297 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:19,583 his grave if he saw this Dusty. 298 00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:21,000 Yeah, soon you'll 299 00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,250 have a big ass rainbow flag 300 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,041 behind the bar. 301 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:24,666 Look, if y'all don't want to 302 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:25,458 stay for a performance 303 00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:27,041 you can leave, fellas. 304 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,166 You keep staring like that, 305 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:42,166 she gonna pull out the bear spray. 306 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,708 No idea what you're talking about. 307 00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:44,291 Mm-hmm. 308 00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:48,958 Earl, try that. 309 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:51,875 Ooh, give me the 310 00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:52,833 gobos, give me the gobos. 311 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:53,666 Gobos. 312 00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:56,291 Earl, you keep 313 00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:57,166 impressing me like this, 314 00:15:57,250 --> 00:15:57,958 we might have to kidnap 315 00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,000 you for our next tour. 316 00:16:02,541 --> 00:16:04,291 Alright, let's cue 317 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,750 up the opening performance. 318 00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:08,541 - Theydies and gentlethems 319 00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:10,666 Straight from their global tour 320 00:16:10,666 --> 00:16:12,500 of several nearby towns. 321 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,375 - Welcome to the stage 322 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,541 your queens! 323 00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:18,125 ♪ There's some whores in this house ♪ 324 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,916 ♪ There's some whores in this house ♪ 325 00:16:19,916 --> 00:16:21,833 ♪ There's some whores in this house ♪ 326 00:16:21,833 --> 00:16:23,291 ♪ There's some whores in this house ♪ 327 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:25,708 ♪ I said certified freak, ♪ 328 00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,583 ♪ seven days a week ♪ 329 00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:28,791 ♪ Wet ass pussy, ♪ 330 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,500 ♪ make that pullout game weak ♪ 331 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:35,041 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 332 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:36,000 ♪ Yeah, you fucking 333 00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,833 with some wet ass pussy ♪ 334 00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:39,875 ♪ Bring a bucket and a mop ♪ 335 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,500 ♪ for this wet ass pussy ♪ 336 00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,375 ♪ Give me everything you got ♪ 337 00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,000 ♪ for this wet ass pussy ♪ 338 00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,875 ♪ Beat it up, baby, catch a charge ♪ 339 00:16:46,958 --> 00:16:48,666 ♪ Extra large, and extra hard ♪ 340 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,500 ♪ Put this pussy right in yo' face ♪ 341 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,083 ♪ Swipe your nose ♪ 342 00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:52,250 ♪ like a credit card ♪ 343 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:54,125 ♪ Hop on top, I want a ride ♪ 344 00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:55,875 ♪ I do a kegel while it's inside ♪ 345 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,833 ♪ Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes ♪ 346 00:16:57,916 --> 00:16:59,333 ♪ This pussy is wet, come take a dive ♪ 347 00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:01,375 ♪ Tie me up like I'm surprised ♪ 348 00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,041 ♪ Let's role-play, I wear a disguise ♪ 349 00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:03,875 ♪ I want you to park ♪ 350 00:17:03,916 --> 00:17:05,416 ♪ that big Mack truck ♪ 351 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:06,750 ♪ Right in this little garage ♪ 352 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,625 ♪ Make it cream, make me scream ♪ 353 00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,375 ♪ Out in public, make a scene ♪ 354 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,000 ♪ I don't cook, I don't clean ♪ 355 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,083 ♪ But let me tell you, I got this ring ♪ 356 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:14,916 ♪ Gobble me, swallow me, 357 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 drip down the side of me ♪ 358 00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:16,708 ♪ Quick, jump out 'fore you ♪ 359 00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:17,583 ♪ let it get inside of me ♪ 360 00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:18,333 ♪ I tell him where to put it, ♪ 361 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:18,750 ♪ never tell him ♪ 362 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:19,416 ♪ where I'm 'bout to be ♪ 363 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,083 ♪ I run down on him ♪ 364 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:20,791 ♪ 'fore I have a ♪ 365 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:21,625 ♪ running me. Talk yo' ♪ 366 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,958 shit, bite your lip ♪ 367 00:17:23,041 --> 00:17:23,625 ♪ Ask for a car ♪ 368 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:24,666 ♪ while you ride that dick ♪ 369 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,333 ♪ You ain't never gotta fuck him for a thing ♪ 370 00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:27,500 ♪ He already made his mind up ♪ 371 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:28,458 ♪ 'fore he came ♪ 372 00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:30,083 ♪ Now get your boots and your coat ♪ 373 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,666 ♪ for this wet ass pussy ♪ 374 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,916 ♪ He bought a phone just for pictures ♪ 375 00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:35,291 ♪ of this wet ass pussy ♪ 376 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:37,416 ♪ Pay my tuition just to kiss me ♪ 377 00:17:37,416 --> 00:17:39,000 ♪ on this wet ass pussy ♪ 378 00:17:39,041 --> 00:17:40,000 ♪ Now make it rain ♪ 379 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,541 ♪ if you wanna see some wet ass pussy ♪ 380 00:17:42,666 --> 00:17:44,666 ♪ Now from the top, make it drop, ♪ 381 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,500 ♪ that's some wet ass pussy ♪ 382 00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:48,791 This show come with barf bags? 383 00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,291 ♪ That's some wet ass pussy ♪ 384 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:52,291 ♪ I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP ♪ 385 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,666 ♪ That's some wet ass pussy ♪ 386 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:55,875 ♪ Macaroni in a pot ♪ 387 00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:58,208 ♪ That's some wet ass pussy, huh ♪ 388 00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,458 ♪ There's some whores in this house ♪ 389 00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:01,083 ♪ There's some whores in this house ♪ 390 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,958 ♪ There's some whores in this house ♪ 391 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,916 ♪ There's some whores in this house ♪ 392 00:18:12,541 --> 00:18:14,125 - Yay! Ladies, I mean, 393 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,416 I can barely tiptoe 394 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,625 around a puddle in my crocs 395 00:18:16,708 --> 00:18:18,541 'n here you all are dancin' in 396 00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:20,541 heels higher than my bar tab! 397 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,250 I just, I'm done for it. 398 00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:23,625 Shut up, Sheila. 399 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,208 Well, I bet y'all thought that 400 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:28,208 acronym stood for something else. 401 00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:29,541 - Weapons are permitted. 402 00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:31,458 - Well, you'd be right 403 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:33,208 this pussy is a weapon. 404 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,750 - No? 405 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:37,583 Well, y'all really 406 00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,250 did come to a drag show 407 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,791 expecting fast cars or something. 408 00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:42,416 Well, if it's 409 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,833 powerful pistons you're after, 410 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,916 wait till you see what's under my hood. 411 00:18:47,916 --> 00:18:49,041 - You suck. 412 00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,541 Well, that I do, but you ain't my type. 413 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,125 Oh, he ain't anyone's type. 414 00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:56,500 - Shut the hell up, Sheila. 415 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,500 You just shut your mouth, Travis. 416 00:18:58,791 --> 00:18:59,500 Or I'm gonna tell 417 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,750 everyone you get your mama 418 00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:03,041 to sew on those little mean boy patches. 419 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,750 - She does not, I do it myself! 420 00:19:05,416 --> 00:19:05,833 - Well, we've been 421 00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,250 looking for a new seamstress, 422 00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:08,291 so if your audition for 423 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,708 the new Easy Rider reboot 424 00:19:09,875 --> 00:19:11,958 doesn't work out for you, give me a call. 425 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,916 The fuck you say to me? 426 00:19:14,375 --> 00:19:16,333 Oh, I could do this all night, 427 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,916 cause Mama always gets the final say. 428 00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,250 - This ain't amateur hour, so sit down. 429 00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:22,666 Leave it up to the professionals. 430 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,041 Sit down, Travis. 431 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:31,125 Now that that's out the way 432 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,750 let me tell y'all a little story. 433 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,833 - Me and the girls were driving to 434 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,291 a gig last week... 435 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:39,208 The hell is your problem, Rufus? 436 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:40,625 Rufus! 437 00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:43,541 Yer high blood pressure smells 438 00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:46,041 Damn good. 439 00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,125 - Rufus, you're late! 440 00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,500 Where the hell is my delivery? 441 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,291 One bite and I bet you'll spray everywhere -- 442 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,958 Back the hell up, hillbilly. 443 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,416 What the fuck? 444 00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:58,041 - Oh my God. 445 00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:58,958 - Did everyone see that? 446 00:19:59,083 --> 00:19:59,916 Teeth! 447 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:01,458 - Travis! 448 00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:02,541 - He fucking-- 449 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,666 Put the goddamn gun away! 450 00:20:05,791 --> 00:20:07,250 Rufus, are you drunk? 451 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,000 You had one too many, man. 452 00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:11,875 Dusty! 453 00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:14,291 Ah, fuck! 454 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:15,666 What the fuck you think you're doing?! 455 00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:19,166 Get him off me! 456 00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,833 What the hell?! 457 00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:27,958 - Did y'all see that? 458 00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:29,333 He bit Fatboy. 459 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:30,708 Who bites a man?! 460 00:20:35,666 --> 00:20:37,208 Goddamn fools. 461 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:41,791 You come back, 462 00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,458 I'll stick my foot so far up your ass, 463 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:46,708 your mustache will scrub my boot clean. 464 00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:49,541 See a goddamn dentist. 465 00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:04,250 - We're cool, we're cool, all good. 466 00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,083 Man, I don't know what got into him 467 00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,958 I've never seen Rufus like that. 468 00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:10,250 You good? 469 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,666 That looks nasty Fatboy. 470 00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,666 You might wanna have that checked out. 471 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,625 And for sure a tetanus shot. 472 00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:19,125 Ain't nothin'. 473 00:21:19,458 --> 00:21:20,333 You wanna call it in? 474 00:21:20,541 --> 00:21:21,500 Said it ain't nothin', 475 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,208 just a flesh wound is all. 476 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,041 Alright, leave 477 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:26,083 him alone, he says he's fine. 478 00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:26,833 Quit your clucking. 479 00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:31,041 Okay, we're good, get some drinks. 480 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,291 Well, should we continue? 481 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:37,791 You wanna talk about what happened? 482 00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:40,083 You mean the redneck that just pulled 483 00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:41,666 a chunk out of that guy? 484 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,250 That was some Hills Have Eyes 485 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:44,583 type of shit right there. 486 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:46,000 - No, I'm talking about 487 00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:47,125 what happened on stage. 488 00:21:47,416 --> 00:21:48,833 I told you no changes. 489 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:49,625 Are you serious? 490 00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,333 You wanna do this now? 491 00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,625 Mama, we need to be leaving. 492 00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:56,125 - Girl, the locals threw that creep out. 493 00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:57,791 We are safer in here with them, 494 00:21:58,041 --> 00:21:59,208 than we are out there with him. 495 00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:00,166 I don't think that the 496 00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,208 enemy of my enemy is my friend, 497 00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:03,875 really applies in this situation. 498 00:22:04,416 --> 00:22:05,625 - Well, I think we should continue. 499 00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:07,791 Look, we have fans. 500 00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:10,166 Bitch, you only wanna stay 501 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:11,708 cos you found a sausage to chew on. 502 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:12,833 You know what? 503 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,333 You can pull my solo from the set list 504 00:22:15,541 --> 00:22:16,416 if it'll get us out this 505 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:17,500 shit hole any sooner. 506 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:26,125 - Wow, it's been a while 507 00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,791 since I had a man fight over me. 508 00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:28,625 - What's your secret? 509 00:22:29,291 --> 00:22:29,916 I haven't had a 510 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,166 hickey like that in years. 511 00:22:31,541 --> 00:22:32,500 Ain't a damn joke! 512 00:22:32,791 --> 00:22:34,125 Oh, sweetie. 513 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:35,375 That must've been a lot 514 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:36,666 for you to have witnessed. 515 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:37,541 You doing okay? 516 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,666 I'm fine. 517 00:22:38,666 --> 00:22:40,291 A real man knows how to handle a brawl! 518 00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:41,541 Isn't that right, Fatboy? 519 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,458 Urgh. 520 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:43,750 - And how's your head? 521 00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:46,041 My head is fine. 522 00:22:46,125 --> 00:22:47,083 Don't worry about my head. 523 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,291 It's your head I'm worried about. 524 00:22:48,541 --> 00:22:50,041 No matter how we're interpreting 525 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,958 this double entendre, I am perfect. 526 00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:55,666 Now, to a lady who's 527 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,000 never had any complaints 528 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:58,250 about her head, 529 00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:00,583 theydies and gentlethems, 530 00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:02,708 Bella Da Boys! 531 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,625 ♪ I need a playboy, ♪ 532 00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:15,416 ♪ super smash gameboy ♪ 533 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,833 ♪ Send a dick pic, ♪ 534 00:23:16,833 --> 00:23:18,208 ♪ then be on his way boy ♪ 535 00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:19,875 ♪ Nothing like the chick flicks, ♪ 536 00:23:19,958 --> 00:23:21,791 ♪ not just some LA boy ♪ 537 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:22,750 Was Olive serious 538 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:24,000 about cutting her solo? 539 00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:25,625 I don't know what that girl wants. 540 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,583 - You know, she asked to be here, 541 00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:28,375 but she's been fighting 542 00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:29,750 every creative decision 543 00:23:29,958 --> 00:23:31,125 since joining this house. 544 00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:33,291 - She just has a lot to 545 00:23:33,375 --> 00:23:34,291 learn about sisterhood. 546 00:23:34,791 --> 00:23:35,708 It's her first family. 547 00:23:36,541 --> 00:23:37,125 Remember what we 548 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:38,208 were like back in the day? 549 00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:40,833 Bitch, don't go there. 550 00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:42,375 I've done my repentance. 551 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:46,000 ♪ I need a ♪ 552 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,166 playboy, super smash game boy ♪ 553 00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:49,708 ♪ Send a dick pic, ♪ 554 00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:51,208 ♪ then be on his way boy ♪ 555 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:52,666 ♪ Nothing like the chick flicks, ♪ 556 00:23:52,666 --> 00:23:54,416 ♪ not just some LA boy ♪ 557 00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:57,291 ♪ When he hit this bet the kitty make noise ♪ 558 00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:58,541 ♪ Need a playboy ♪ 559 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:12,583 Excuse me, boys. 560 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:13,625 I'll be right back. 561 00:24:31,166 --> 00:24:33,625 Woowhee, proceed with caution, partner. 562 00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:40,083 - I'd give that ten, if I were you Fatboy. 563 00:24:40,958 --> 00:24:42,333 That could gag a grizzly. 564 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,291 The hell you doing, Fatboy? 565 00:24:58,583 --> 00:25:00,083 Them lady boys turn you soft? 566 00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:38,375 Hey! Hey! Move! 567 00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:39,041 - This ain't 568 00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:40,625 an eclipse Fatboy, 569 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,708 move your fat ass. 570 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,541 Hey! Bargain-bin Meat Loaf! 571 00:25:46,291 --> 00:25:47,083 - Shit! 572 00:25:48,916 --> 00:25:50,000 Oh, you wanna go? 573 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:50,541 Let's -- 574 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:51,625 Okay. 575 00:25:52,458 --> 00:25:53,500 You alright, Fatboy? 576 00:26:01,625 --> 00:26:03,083 - Fatboy, you don't look so good. 577 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:03,541 Really? 578 00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:04,583 Because I feel great! 579 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,041 Oh, hey Mama. 580 00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:07,458 Is it time for our improv act already? 581 00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:08,958 You smell delicious Travis! 582 00:26:09,041 --> 00:26:09,875 - It's time for our get 583 00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:11,208 the hell outta here act. 584 00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,291 Now we can leave? 585 00:26:12,375 --> 00:26:13,291 - Hey, get off him. 586 00:26:14,625 --> 00:26:16,000 What the fuck Fatboy?! 587 00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:17,125 You're a vegetarian. 588 00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:20,625 Good God almighty! 589 00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,416 Outside now! 590 00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:36,333 Inside, now! 591 00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:51,125 Fuck. Shit. 592 00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:56,583 Fuck. 593 00:26:57,125 --> 00:26:58,458 Pull yourself together. 594 00:27:12,416 --> 00:27:13,541 We cool. 595 00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:36,833 - Did he actually just turn to dust? 596 00:27:37,416 --> 00:27:39,375 Well my tucks too tight for me to be tripping balls 597 00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:40,083 so yes 598 00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:42,291 I do believe he did. 599 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,291 Come on, get him. 600 00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:52,583 Billy-Bob. 601 00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:00,791 No, no. 602 00:28:01,791 --> 00:28:02,833 I don't even taste good. 603 00:28:03,375 --> 00:28:04,250 That's not true. 604 00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:16,416 Wow, powerful swing you have there. 605 00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:18,333 - If this is about what 606 00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:20,250 happened with your old lady, then uh, 607 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,166 Darlene was the one throwing bait. 608 00:28:23,791 --> 00:28:24,541 I just bit. 609 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:25,875 - Bitch just tried to 610 00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,083 take a chunk out of me. 611 00:28:27,125 --> 00:28:29,083 - Girl! Are those fangs? 612 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:30,750 - Was Fatboy rocking those the whole time? 613 00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:38,250 - Ew, these vampires are 614 00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,708 nothing like the Cullens. 615 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:41,541 Sweetie, vampires are not real. 616 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:43,833 - Neither are these, but it 617 00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,083 doesn't mean I don't have titties. 618 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,750 - There's nothing there. 619 00:28:56,041 --> 00:28:56,916 Did you just say 620 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,833 motherfucking vampires? 621 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,916 I never liked that jerk. 622 00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:13,750 - Made damn sure we're 623 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,208 stuck here like sitting ducks. 624 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:17,166 - Then we just have to walk that duck. 625 00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:18,958 Bella, honey, no, 626 00:29:18,958 --> 00:29:20,666 no, no, no, no, come over here. 627 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:21,666 Sit down. 628 00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:31,541 - Ain't vampires supposed to be sexy. 629 00:29:32,708 --> 00:29:35,375 Whoa, the hell you think you're doing? 630 00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:36,666 He's one of them. 631 00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:37,791 Might as well end it now. 632 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:39,208 Hell no. 633 00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:41,208 There ain't no such thing as vampires. 634 00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:44,291 Fatboy just needs to sleep it off. 635 00:29:44,541 --> 00:29:45,458 - Considering two of 636 00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:46,583 them just turned to dust, 637 00:29:47,125 --> 00:29:49,750 Buffy's looking real credible right now. 638 00:29:49,958 --> 00:29:51,083 - Whoa, whoa. 639 00:29:58,416 --> 00:29:59,583 Just can't kill him. 640 00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:01,291 I know he's a friend. 641 00:30:01,708 --> 00:30:02,416 He owes me money. 642 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:03,875 Oh. 643 00:30:04,208 --> 00:30:05,000 Well, I ain't gonna wait 644 00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:06,291 around until he attacks us again. 645 00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:07,375 Kill him. 646 00:30:07,791 --> 00:30:08,125 Wait! 647 00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:08,958 Motherf... 648 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,083 We don't know shit 649 00:30:11,166 --> 00:30:12,291 about what's going on. 650 00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:14,083 He could wake up normal. 651 00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:16,333 No. 652 00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:18,208 Nuh uh. 653 00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:21,875 I have an idea. 654 00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:24,375 Sleep it off, Fatboy. 655 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:29,666 Thanks for the help, Dusty. 656 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:35,458 Uh, I don't wanna say I told you so, but. 657 00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:36,166 Bitch, you didn't say 658 00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:37,000 nothing about vampires. 659 00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:38,916 Uh, well I did say 660 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:39,625 they were out for blood. 661 00:30:42,500 --> 00:30:44,458 Hey, get your pale 662 00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:45,958 ass off our campy van! 663 00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:46,541 Yeah. 664 00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,458 Line's still down. 665 00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:54,458 No service. 666 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,250 What kind of idiot opens up a 667 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,375 bar in the middle of nowhere? 668 00:30:58,458 --> 00:30:59,625 Uh, my great 669 00:30:59,708 --> 00:31:01,833 granddad, Joe, he had a vision 670 00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:03,375 when he opened up The Bold Buck. 671 00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:04,375 It was rhetorical! 672 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:09,708 I say we teach these 673 00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:11,000 cocksuckers a thing or two. 674 00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:12,166 You're gonna teach me what now? 675 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:13,791 Hang on, hang on. 676 00:31:14,416 --> 00:31:16,125 - We can't just go killin' 'em. 677 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,666 We know these people. 678 00:31:23,625 --> 00:31:26,583 They just got Coach Hank and his wife. 679 00:31:26,666 --> 00:31:27,250 - Marla? 680 00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:29,291 - Goddamn, she was hot. 681 00:31:29,958 --> 00:31:30,958 I've been working my moves 682 00:31:31,041 --> 00:31:31,666 trying to score with 683 00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:32,666 her since high school. 684 00:31:32,750 --> 00:31:33,958 Despite her being out of 685 00:31:34,041 --> 00:31:35,708 your league and off the market. 686 00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:37,833 Classic cis-dude audacity. 687 00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:38,958 - I ain't a sissy. 688 00:31:39,833 --> 00:31:40,291 Fuck this! 689 00:31:40,625 --> 00:31:41,666 I'm gonna go find the son of 690 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:42,875 a bitch what bit Fatboy. 691 00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:45,083 Any of them other leeches get in my way. 692 00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:46,416 I'm gonna take him out too-- 693 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:47,541 Travis! Travis! 694 00:31:48,791 --> 00:31:50,875 We gotta be smart about this, man. 695 00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:52,750 Get out of my way, Dusty. 696 00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:54,416 Dusty's right, we need a plan. 697 00:31:55,041 --> 00:31:56,750 Like it or not, we're in this together. 698 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,916 I ain't in anything with you. 699 00:32:00,541 --> 00:32:01,916 How do I know this ain't your fault? 700 00:32:02,166 --> 00:32:03,875 Our fault your backward ass town 701 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,125 is full of twilight rejects?! 702 00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,625 We let the trannies in town 703 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:09,916 suddenly it's Transylvania out there! 704 00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:11,750 Nobody else find that a 705 00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:12,666 little bit suspicious. 706 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,375 We may be creatures of the night, 707 00:32:14,458 --> 00:32:15,208 but blood ain't what 708 00:32:15,291 --> 00:32:16,208 we're looking to suck. 709 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:18,000 - I don't know what's going on, 710 00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:18,958 but what I do know is 711 00:32:19,041 --> 00:32:19,791 we have a better chance 712 00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:20,833 if we stick together. 713 00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:21,916 She's right. 714 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,791 - I like you as much as I 715 00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:24,250 enjoy a gender reveal party, 716 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:25,500 but we don't need to be best friends, 717 00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:26,833 tonight we're batting for the same team. 718 00:32:27,166 --> 00:32:29,750 - Meaning you all like the ladies right? 719 00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:31,083 No! Well, yes. That's 720 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:31,958 not what I mean right now. 721 00:32:31,958 --> 00:32:32,833 Later, Sheila. 722 00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:33,416 Okay. 723 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:36,000 I'm saying, quit making enemies in here. 724 00:32:36,083 --> 00:32:37,083 Focus on the real threat. 725 00:32:37,416 --> 00:32:40,041 - Oh, I am focused on the real threat. 726 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:41,583 Would you just shut your mouth, Travis? 727 00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:44,041 - Travis, put the damn gun away. 728 00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:46,750 What the hell's wrong with y'all? 729 00:32:47,375 --> 00:32:48,833 Am I the only sane one here? 730 00:32:49,375 --> 00:32:51,416 There are motherfuckin' vampires out there. 731 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,375 Oh, so now there's vampires? 732 00:32:56,166 --> 00:32:57,791 Open the damn door, Dusty. 733 00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:01,875 Come on, y'all. 734 00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:08,625 This is for Fatboy! 735 00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:15,083 Oh my God, the 736 00:33:15,083 --> 00:33:16,166 bullets, they aren't working. 737 00:33:16,375 --> 00:33:17,916 They're completely outmatched. 738 00:33:23,250 --> 00:33:25,291 Holy shit, that 739 00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:27,000 vampire just threw a motorcycle 740 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:28,208 like I throw shade. 741 00:33:29,458 --> 00:33:31,250 Oh, that dude just got decapitated. 742 00:33:35,583 --> 00:33:37,125 In slow motion? 743 00:33:40,666 --> 00:33:42,833 Oh sweet baby Jesus! 744 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:43,916 It's a bloodbath! 745 00:33:43,916 --> 00:33:47,083 Is that vampire popping a wheelie on a motorcycle? 746 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,416 They just blew up that truck! 747 00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:51,708 You'd need a huge ass budget 748 00:33:51,791 --> 00:33:52,791 to adapt this story cos 749 00:33:53,125 --> 00:33:55,125 this shit is insane! 750 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,875 - Out the way, out the way! 751 00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:02,166 Close the door, close the door! 752 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:04,166 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 753 00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:06,083 I can not die tonight, 754 00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:08,125 I'm wearing my laundry day drawers. 755 00:34:08,458 --> 00:34:10,625 Goddamn, I almost had them. 756 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:12,541 If that was your almost, I'd 757 00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:13,750 hate to see your not even close. 758 00:34:13,833 --> 00:34:14,916 Dusty, we need to 759 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:15,833 board up all the windows 760 00:34:15,916 --> 00:34:16,791 and doors in this place 761 00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:18,416 until dawn clears them out. 762 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:19,875 Who's Dawn and why 763 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:21,083 can't she clear them out now? 764 00:34:21,291 --> 00:34:23,125 Earl, grab the back door. 765 00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:23,791 - Yeah. 766 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:43,458 Ain't the sort of suckers I thought I'd 767 00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:44,583 be dealing with tonight. 768 00:34:46,458 --> 00:34:49,375 So, what do we know about vampires? 769 00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:50,750 Well, if we're going by 770 00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,041 Interview with the Vampire rules, 771 00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:52,625 we should offer them 772 00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:53,458 a goblet of our blood 773 00:34:53,541 --> 00:34:54,625 and hope they turn us into 774 00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:55,791 their immortal companions. 775 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,375 But, if we're in a Blade scenario, 776 00:34:57,458 --> 00:34:58,083 we should stock up on 777 00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,250 UV lamps and katanas. 778 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,166 Oh, but if they're like Twilight vamps, 779 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:02,916 we should just act all mysterious 780 00:35:03,250 --> 00:35:04,333 and emotionally unavailable. 781 00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,541 Yes, it's definitely Twilight. 782 00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:08,375 Those movies are based on books, 783 00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:10,500 so you know real research was done. 784 00:35:10,583 --> 00:35:12,750 - I think we need to cast a wider net. 785 00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:14,708 Isn't there something about garlic? 786 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:15,625 Crosses. 787 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:17,250 Don't they hate crosses? 788 00:35:17,458 --> 00:35:18,625 Oh, what about holy water? 789 00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:20,041 Isn't there some sort of rule 790 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:21,000 that they can't come inside 791 00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:21,833 unless they're invited? 792 00:35:22,083 --> 00:35:22,625 - Well, at least 793 00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:24,500 vampires have consent 101 down, 794 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,041 which is more than I 795 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,083 could say about most guys. 796 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,291 - So, we just don't invite them inside. 797 00:35:29,375 --> 00:35:30,291 Seems simple enough. 798 00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:30,958 Yeah, 799 00:35:31,291 --> 00:35:32,250 that ain't gonna work. 800 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:37,083 What? 801 00:35:38,083 --> 00:35:39,791 It's not like I bought it expectin' 802 00:35:39,875 --> 00:35:41,208 vampires to show up. 803 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,250 And not a single one 804 00:35:43,333 --> 00:35:44,375 looks like Jason Patric. 805 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:45,875 - Speaking of Lost Boys, 806 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:46,958 reckon they can fly? 807 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:48,666 - No silly, 808 00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:50,000 they jump real high. 809 00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:51,916 That's why they're so good at baseball. 810 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:53,750 - Can't they turn into bats? 811 00:35:54,583 --> 00:35:56,416 Like in that foot fetish movie? 812 00:35:56,833 --> 00:35:58,375 From Dusk Till Dawn. 813 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,625 Mama, if we get these 814 00:36:00,708 --> 00:36:02,166 suckers away from the parking lot 815 00:36:02,166 --> 00:36:03,375 and make a beeline 816 00:36:03,458 --> 00:36:04,166 for campy van, we can 817 00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:05,750 get the hell out of here. 818 00:36:05,833 --> 00:36:06,750 Honey, I think that 819 00:36:06,833 --> 00:36:07,666 everyone would prefer 820 00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:08,416 the vampires to get 821 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,375 out of the parking lot. 822 00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:10,583 If we let the locals 823 00:36:10,666 --> 00:36:12,750 create some sort of distraction, 824 00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:15,416 we could make a run for it. 825 00:36:15,666 --> 00:36:17,500 Bitch, our tires are slashed. 826 00:36:19,458 --> 00:36:20,375 Campy can still take us 827 00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:21,583 a fair distance away. 828 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:23,000 We need to try! 829 00:36:23,083 --> 00:36:24,750 It's too dangerous, Olive. 830 00:36:25,625 --> 00:36:26,375 Safety in numbers. 831 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:28,333 - Most of the motherfuckers 832 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:29,708 in here would rather see us dead! 833 00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:31,541 - Girl! I can't be 834 00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:32,625 arguing with you right now. 835 00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:33,875 I need you on my team. 836 00:36:50,916 --> 00:36:51,500 Hello? 837 00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:02,833 Anyone there? 838 00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:12,250 Christ, Travis! You gave 839 00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,291 me a damn heart attack! 840 00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:14,291 How's the back door? 841 00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:16,875 As good as it's gonna get. 842 00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:21,000 Earl, 843 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,041 the rainbow parade 844 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,125 outnumber us out there now. 845 00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:27,000 I don't trust them. 846 00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:28,583 They ain't a threat, Travis. 847 00:37:29,375 --> 00:37:31,208 All I'm saying is, they're gonna be 848 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:32,416 looking out for their own. 849 00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:34,666 We got to do the same. 850 00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:35,541 Comprendé? 851 00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:38,500 Yeah? 852 00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:39,291 Uh-huh. 853 00:38:18,916 --> 00:38:19,916 Holy shit. 854 00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:21,416 Bowling alley. 855 00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:23,208 There's a bowling alley here? 856 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:24,166 Yeah, in the basement. 857 00:38:25,208 --> 00:38:25,625 It ain't been 858 00:38:25,708 --> 00:38:27,041 operational for a number of years 859 00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:28,083 on account of my dad 860 00:38:28,166 --> 00:38:29,125 skimping on the levelers. 861 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:31,708 You can bowl straight as a country mile, 862 00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:33,083 the balls always swing to the left. 863 00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:34,875 Sounds familiar. 864 00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,375 I just wanted a yes 865 00:38:36,458 --> 00:38:37,291 or no, man, that's all. 866 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,541 Is this gonna be a problem for us? 867 00:38:40,166 --> 00:38:42,208 Well, it only has a broken window. 868 00:38:42,708 --> 00:38:45,208 I said I'll get to it -- two years, Earl. 869 00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:46,000 Two years. 870 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:48,958 We should split up, cover more ground. 871 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:51,583 - And there's the catchphrase heard 872 00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:52,458 before ever gruesome 873 00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:54,125 horror movie death. 874 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:55,666 Unfortunately, he's right. 875 00:38:56,666 --> 00:38:57,791 We know that stabbing them 876 00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,000 through the heart kills them. 877 00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:00,375 We need weapons. 878 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,250 Grab whatever you can. 879 00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:04,250 I'm talking about pool cues, 880 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:05,708 broken bottles, kitchen knives. 881 00:39:06,125 --> 00:39:07,041 I am a weapon. 882 00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:09,208 - If it's sharp, it's a weapon. 883 00:39:09,291 --> 00:39:11,208 Huh, that rules you out then. 884 00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:35,541 Garlic bread. 885 00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:42,666 Oh babies, Mama loves you. 886 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:44,208 But she's too old to be 887 00:39:44,291 --> 00:39:45,291 running around in pumps. 888 00:39:47,291 --> 00:39:48,083 Alright, y'all. 889 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,000 We need a team station here, in the back, 890 00:39:51,166 --> 00:39:51,916 and in the basement. 891 00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:54,791 - Shit! 892 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:01,750 - Ooh damn! 893 00:40:01,791 --> 00:40:02,583 Fucknut! 894 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:11,291 Yeah, I'll probably just stay here. 895 00:40:12,583 --> 00:40:13,291 Keep them at bay. 896 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:15,958 If I was more confident 897 00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:17,333 in my status as a final girl, 898 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,583 I'd venture into the basement, 899 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,500 but I'm black, so... 900 00:40:23,958 --> 00:40:25,416 I'll take the back door. 901 00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:26,708 I'll go with you. 902 00:40:27,041 --> 00:40:27,833 I'll take the basement. 903 00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:29,250 Earl. 904 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,500 Yeah? 905 00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:32,041 You go with the Scarlet 906 00:40:32,041 --> 00:40:33,541 Pimpernel and Captain Poof. 907 00:40:34,125 --> 00:40:35,500 - Chuck, Marv, you're with me. 908 00:40:37,041 --> 00:40:38,166 We'll go with you. 909 00:40:38,583 --> 00:40:39,000 Thanks. 910 00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:40,666 Don't thank me. 911 00:40:40,791 --> 00:40:41,958 It ain't about helping ya. 912 00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,250 I just don't trust ya. 913 00:40:45,291 --> 00:40:47,125 Just when I thought we were bonding. 914 00:40:47,791 --> 00:40:48,500 Oh no. 915 00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:50,875 Olive. 916 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:52,000 Yeah, what's up, Mama? 917 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,083 I need you to take the 918 00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:54,625 kids in the back and watch them. 919 00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:55,791 They'll never survive out here. 920 00:40:58,666 --> 00:40:59,416 Me? 921 00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,125 Mm-hmm. 922 00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,083 Don't be Mary 923 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:02,583 Poppinsin' your Lara Croft. 924 00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:03,833 I'm your best fighter. 925 00:41:03,916 --> 00:41:05,333 I know, that's why they need you. 926 00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:06,916 Now you take that 927 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,333 beautiful rack Tomb Raider, 928 00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:09,916 go watch the kids, okay? 929 00:41:13,458 --> 00:41:14,458 Goddamn. 930 00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:18,208 And remember, aim for the heart. 931 00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:21,833 Y'all, 932 00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:24,291 y'all go ahead now. 933 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,208 I've got the home base covered. 934 00:41:36,416 --> 00:41:37,958 Ooh, get in here and 935 00:41:38,041 --> 00:41:39,458 pick out an outfit, babe. 936 00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:40,458 Okay, I'll pick one for you, 937 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:41,333 you pick one for me. 938 00:41:41,416 --> 00:41:42,375 - Okay, let's see. 939 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:44,625 How much leg are you willing to show? 940 00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:46,708 - Like a gorgeous half calf? 941 00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:50,583 - I was thinking, this is more sassy, 942 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:52,541 but this is more bondage. 943 00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:56,125 Do you go Buffy or Blade? 944 00:41:56,833 --> 00:41:58,583 I'd say Wesley Snipes all the way. 945 00:42:00,208 --> 00:42:00,750 That one. 946 00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:03,750 Oh my gosh, have you 947 00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:05,375 ever unhooked a bra before? 948 00:42:06,041 --> 00:42:07,500 Um, kind of. 949 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:08,833 Bitch, what are you doing? 950 00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:10,250 Wardrobe change, girl. 951 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:12,083 We don't have time for that. 952 00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:13,958 Bitch, we're stepping into a new act 953 00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:15,583 and I'll be damned if I go out 954 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:16,958 pulling a Bianca Del Rio. 955 00:42:19,375 --> 00:42:20,791 She means wearing the same look. 956 00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:22,208 Bitch, I know what she means. 957 00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:23,416 Oh, okay, bitch. 958 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:24,416 - Look, 959 00:42:25,666 --> 00:42:26,833 It's just your size and 960 00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:28,625 it will look so cute on you. 961 00:42:49,625 --> 00:42:51,041 Broken window's over here. 962 00:42:53,541 --> 00:42:54,333 Get whatever you can 963 00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,458 find and board it up. 964 00:43:15,166 --> 00:43:15,875 - Marv. 965 00:43:17,625 --> 00:43:18,291 Here. 966 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:48,583 - Marv! 967 00:43:57,416 --> 00:43:58,625 You fellas got this? 968 00:43:58,625 --> 00:44:00,000 Protect that with your lives. 969 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,458 Oh shit, they just got Cash Jr. 970 00:44:04,708 --> 00:44:06,375 I wonder how that works. 971 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,833 Do vampires still grow fangs 972 00:44:08,833 --> 00:44:11,083 if they ain't got no teeth to begin with? 973 00:44:12,833 --> 00:44:13,875 Oh my God! 974 00:44:18,916 --> 00:44:21,250 You really should barricade this. 975 00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:22,583 Yeah. 976 00:44:24,625 --> 00:44:25,250 Yeah. 977 00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,625 I look so good. 978 00:44:27,958 --> 00:44:28,791 I've never looked so 979 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:29,833 fricking good in my life. 980 00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:31,833 You paint like a god, you're amazing. 981 00:44:31,833 --> 00:44:33,916 - Oh my gosh, stop it. 982 00:44:33,916 --> 00:44:35,083 Should we do lashes next? 983 00:44:35,083 --> 00:44:35,666 Yes queen. 984 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,166 You two stay put. 985 00:44:38,583 --> 00:44:39,541 Where are you going? 986 00:44:39,875 --> 00:44:40,791 - To get campy van. 987 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:41,708 There's no suckers 988 00:44:41,708 --> 00:44:43,208 outside and I've got a shot. 989 00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:44,208 But Mama said we should-- 990 00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:45,583 Mama isn't always right. 991 00:45:02,875 --> 00:45:03,916 Maybe she should have worn 992 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:05,208 something less conspicuous. 993 00:45:07,166 --> 00:45:08,000 Something less shiny. 994 00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:10,250 Oh honey, if you're not turning heads, 995 00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:11,375 you're not doing it right. 996 00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,375 I don't think that 997 00:45:13,375 --> 00:45:15,166 applies in this situation. 998 00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:16,500 Right. 999 00:46:01,125 --> 00:46:02,875 Hey, mine. 1000 00:46:05,083 --> 00:46:07,291 - Come on campy, come on. 1001 00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:07,958 Come on! 1002 00:46:09,166 --> 00:46:10,000 Fuck. 1003 00:46:13,583 --> 00:46:15,541 You're not invited inside. 1004 00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:16,666 Darlin', 1005 00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,500 You can't keep me out of 1006 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:21,500 the car with that no invitation rule. 1007 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:23,875 Bitch, this is a mobile home! 1008 00:46:23,875 --> 00:46:25,875 It has a bed, kitchenette, 1009 00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:27,833 and a damn pot I piss in. 1010 00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:32,250 Bye bye now. 1011 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,875 Where's that fucking sucker going now? 1012 00:46:38,208 --> 00:46:38,791 Marv! 1013 00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:49,625 Chuck, shoot her! 1014 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:50,916 Chuck! 1015 00:46:56,375 --> 00:46:57,083 Marla? 1016 00:46:57,750 --> 00:46:58,416 - Honey? 1017 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,375 You still look great, Marla. 1018 00:47:02,958 --> 00:47:03,708 Marla, 1019 00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:04,750 now, now listen -- 1020 00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:21,833 Marla. 1021 00:47:22,916 --> 00:47:23,625 Marla. 1022 00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:33,916 Oh, I, I got vampire in my mouth. 1023 00:47:35,541 --> 00:47:36,833 I'm okay. 1024 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:54,125 Thanks. 1025 00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:55,541 Yeah, no problem. 1026 00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:00,333 Well, what we gonna do about him? 1027 00:48:06,875 --> 00:48:08,291 - Girl you are fierce. 1028 00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:11,125 - This is looking really, really good. 1029 00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:12,375 - Oh my God look at this one. 1030 00:48:12,375 --> 00:48:14,041 - Here, maybe try tucking this in a bit. 1031 00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:16,083 - Unhook that bra, bitch. 1032 00:48:16,416 --> 00:48:17,125 - Here's the one. 1033 00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:17,916 - What are you doing? 1034 00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:20,708 - Yeah, oh my God, we're gonna slay. 1035 00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:22,208 - We look good! 1036 00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:24,208 - We look so frickin' good! 1037 00:48:24,791 --> 00:48:26,958 Ooh, camouflage. 1038 00:48:27,291 --> 00:48:28,125 - Why glitter? 1039 00:48:28,291 --> 00:48:30,375 - If we sparkle, the vampires will think 1040 00:48:30,458 --> 00:48:31,916 we're one of their own. 1041 00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:35,291 Yes, we could be the sneak attack. 1042 00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:38,916 Now, glitter is a commitment. 1043 00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,166 It's the herpes of the drag world. 1044 00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,416 Hmm, good point. 1045 00:48:43,875 --> 00:48:45,041 What else you got? 1046 00:48:51,333 --> 00:48:52,541 Bitch run! 1047 00:48:56,125 --> 00:48:57,666 Run faster, run faster! 1048 00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:34,416 Bondage was a bad idea, girl. 1049 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,416 I really enjoyed the show. 1050 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:05,750 Well, what we got to see of it. 1051 00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:10,041 The um, the lighting was incredible. 1052 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:12,666 Did you design that? 1053 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,833 Yeah, but I'm just back up. 1054 00:50:16,375 --> 00:50:18,041 The other girls are the real stars. 1055 00:50:18,041 --> 00:50:21,041 Oh, well, stars are just rocks 1056 00:50:21,041 --> 00:50:23,208 floating through space without their light. 1057 00:50:28,875 --> 00:50:30,375 Feels kinda inappropriate 1058 00:50:30,375 --> 00:50:31,958 to be this turned on right now. 1059 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,666 Well, maybe imminent death 1060 00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:37,583 is the ultimate aphrodisiac? 1061 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:45,250 Get off him! 1062 00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:53,833 Steven! 1063 00:51:18,666 --> 00:51:19,708 Oh my God! 1064 00:51:20,250 --> 00:51:21,166 These vampires 1065 00:51:22,125 --> 00:51:23,541 I think they're celiac. 1066 00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:26,708 I think, I think maybe it's 1067 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:28,625 probably more the garlic. 1068 00:51:29,416 --> 00:51:31,041 Oh, okay. 1069 00:51:33,541 --> 00:51:35,583 Earl, honey, you okay? 1070 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,583 I'm fine. 1071 00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:14,916 Bitch, who's there? 1072 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,125 Holy shit, holy shit! 1073 00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:04,625 Bitch, if you put a dent in campy, 1074 00:53:04,625 --> 00:53:07,125 I swear I will kill your sorry pale ass! 1075 00:53:08,041 --> 00:53:09,666 But, to be clear, Imma kill you either way, 1076 00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:11,791 but I'll be way more pissed off! 1077 00:53:13,083 --> 00:53:14,041 Hey! 1078 00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,458 Ain't that your delivery guy? 1079 00:53:20,666 --> 00:53:21,541 Oh that's him. 1080 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:22,833 He's fired. 1081 00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:24,541 Yeah. 1082 00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:26,291 You hear that 1083 00:53:26,291 --> 00:53:27,583 Rufus, you're fired! 1084 00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:35,083 Dusty, do you mind? 1085 00:53:37,458 --> 00:53:38,625 Oh, sure. 1086 00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:41,333 See, I missed out on wing night 1087 00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,125 tonight because of this jerk. 1088 00:53:43,708 --> 00:53:45,958 So here I am, eating 1089 00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:48,166 damn bar nuts for my supper 1090 00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:51,750 like I ain't got no damn self respect-- 1091 00:53:54,083 --> 00:53:55,833 Goddamn, what the hell was that? 1092 00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:02,958 I just really wanted 1093 00:54:02,958 --> 00:54:04,458 wings tonight, Dusty. 1094 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,541 You really ought to 1095 00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:15,041 finish barricading this window. 1096 00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:16,791 Yip. 1097 00:56:29,083 --> 00:56:31,458 Oh my God! That was so badass. 1098 00:56:31,875 --> 00:56:33,000 Why did nobody see that? 1099 00:56:33,625 --> 00:56:34,416 Why didn't..? 1100 00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:20,541 Ew. 1101 00:57:46,500 --> 00:57:47,625 Is everyone okay? 1102 00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:48,708 No! 1103 00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,333 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I 1104 00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:53,416 just, I'm just hangry. 1105 00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:54,958 Yo, everyone, you won't 1106 00:57:54,958 --> 00:57:56,083 believe the kill I just had. 1107 00:57:56,083 --> 00:57:57,500 I was like, fork you! 1108 00:57:59,625 --> 00:58:00,791 Where's Bella? 1109 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,875 She's not here? 1110 00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:09,875 Which one's Bella? 1111 00:58:44,416 --> 00:58:45,458 No! 1112 00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:53,833 Mama, 1113 00:58:53,833 --> 00:58:55,958 Mama, I don't think I'm 1114 00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:57,375 gonna make the next number. 1115 00:58:57,375 --> 00:58:58,625 Shh, shh, shh. 1116 00:59:10,083 --> 00:59:11,958 It's okay, it's okay. 1117 00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:16,083 Bella? 1118 00:59:17,541 --> 00:59:18,166 Bella! 1119 00:59:19,041 --> 00:59:19,791 Bella! 1120 00:59:20,666 --> 00:59:21,583 - Somebody! 1121 00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:23,208 Help! 1122 00:59:30,708 --> 00:59:31,375 - Shit! 1123 00:59:32,958 --> 00:59:33,958 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 1124 00:59:56,833 --> 00:59:58,625 Well, she's not in the back. 1125 01:00:07,208 --> 01:00:07,958 No! 1126 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,458 - Oh, thank God you're here. 1127 01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:20,791 Where's Bella? 1128 01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:21,875 Where were you? 1129 01:00:22,375 --> 01:00:23,333 Oh, Bella! 1130 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:24,708 Bella! -- 1131 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:25,791 Where were you? 1132 01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:28,208 Mama, I was just trying to get campy. 1133 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,083 I was trying to get us all out of here -- 1134 01:00:29,083 --> 01:00:30,500 You left her. 1135 01:00:31,583 --> 01:00:32,291 - It was safe. 1136 01:00:32,291 --> 01:00:33,083 There were no fucking 1137 01:00:33,083 --> 01:00:34,208 leeches around, right? 1138 01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:35,083 Right?! 1139 01:00:35,708 --> 01:00:37,208 One of them jumped through the window 1140 01:00:37,541 --> 01:00:39,291 we had to run, I'm sorry. 1141 01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:39,833 You're not the one 1142 01:00:39,833 --> 01:00:41,250 that needs to apologize. 1143 01:00:41,708 --> 01:00:45,000 - You're not saying this is my fault. 1144 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,250 No, she's not saying that. 1145 01:00:47,083 --> 01:00:48,625 I asked you to stay with her. 1146 01:00:49,250 --> 01:00:52,125 - You fight me at every turn, but this, 1147 01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:53,916 this was not the fight to pick. 1148 01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:55,750 If you didn't leave her, 1149 01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:56,833 she'd still be with us. 1150 01:00:57,208 --> 01:00:59,208 She'd still be here, 1151 01:00:59,208 --> 01:01:01,333 if you listened to me. 1152 01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:02,916 I was trying to get us out. 1153 01:01:02,916 --> 01:01:03,833 I was right! 1154 01:01:03,833 --> 01:01:06,208 Bitch again!? Everything always 1155 01:01:06,208 --> 01:01:07,666 revolves around you! 1156 01:01:07,666 --> 01:01:08,541 Me? 1157 01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:10,333 If it was all about me, 1158 01:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,083 I'd be back in the city 1159 01:01:11,083 --> 01:01:13,000 getting my fucking salad tossed by now. 1160 01:01:13,375 --> 01:01:14,916 - I was trying to get us out, 1161 01:01:14,916 --> 01:01:16,125 but who cares? 1162 01:01:16,458 --> 01:01:17,333 Because Mama Sue Flay 1163 01:01:17,333 --> 01:01:19,625 always has the final say, right!? 1164 01:01:21,666 --> 01:01:22,958 You should have been with her. 1165 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:28,041 You're right, it's just as much my fault. 1166 01:01:28,041 --> 01:01:29,791 - No, the ones to blame are 1167 01:01:29,791 --> 01:01:31,166 the blood suckers outside. 1168 01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:32,500 - We can still win this. 1169 01:01:33,041 --> 01:01:34,666 We know their weakness, garlic. 1170 01:01:36,416 --> 01:01:38,208 Dusty, give us everything you've got. 1171 01:01:38,208 --> 01:01:40,083 The kitchen's completely empty. 1172 01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:41,333 There's nothing in there. 1173 01:01:41,333 --> 01:01:43,375 - Jeez Dusty, you ever 1174 01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:46,041 heard of an inventory? 1175 01:01:46,041 --> 01:01:48,833 Well, we'll figure something else out, 1176 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,458 but we can't let this tear us apart. 1177 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:52,541 She's doing a fine 1178 01:01:52,541 --> 01:01:53,833 job of that on her own. 1179 01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:56,833 And you? 1180 01:01:57,541 --> 01:01:58,916 - We wouldn't even be in this shit hole 1181 01:01:58,916 --> 01:01:59,875 if it wasn't for you, 1182 01:01:59,875 --> 01:02:01,791 fucking up the booking again! 1183 01:02:03,416 --> 01:02:05,875 - Yep, big fucking surprise. 1184 01:02:05,875 --> 01:02:07,416 We were never supposed to be here. 1185 01:02:08,291 --> 01:02:09,000 Why the fuck would we ever 1186 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,291 pick this dive? 1187 01:02:10,541 --> 01:02:12,750 - This is by far, the worst shit 1188 01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:14,375 hole I have ever been through. 1189 01:02:14,625 --> 01:02:15,833 And I know what I'm talking about, 1190 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:16,583 because I've performed in 1191 01:02:16,583 --> 01:02:18,500 every shit hole in New Jersey. 1192 01:02:22,750 --> 01:02:24,166 And why the fuck y'all haven't left, 1193 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:25,791 I have no fucking clue. 1194 01:02:25,791 --> 01:02:27,333 Someone's gotta stick around. 1195 01:02:27,791 --> 01:02:29,708 Otherwise who makes a difference? 1196 01:02:30,166 --> 01:02:31,333 Make a difference? 1197 01:02:32,333 --> 01:02:33,166 To who? 1198 01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:36,250 - You'll end up exhausted and beaten. 1199 01:02:37,625 --> 01:02:38,625 Pricks like him 1200 01:02:40,333 --> 01:02:42,000 have an endless supply of hate. 1201 01:02:43,291 --> 01:02:44,833 You'll never escape it. 1202 01:02:45,166 --> 01:02:48,375 Maybe, but hatred is 1203 01:02:48,375 --> 01:02:50,166 more exhausting than hope. 1204 01:02:53,791 --> 01:02:55,291 We should've left when I said. 1205 01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:57,833 Olive, we have to stay -- 1206 01:02:57,833 --> 01:02:58,875 No, bitch! 1207 01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:01,583 - I'm listening to no one 1208 01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,541 but myself from now on. 1209 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,916 Let her be. 1210 01:06:05,125 --> 01:06:06,083 Hey. 1211 01:06:06,833 --> 01:06:07,541 Hey. 1212 01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:18,625 You know I told you, 1213 01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:20,000 my day manager 1214 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,833 Mindy, she booked you. 1215 01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:22,625 Mm-hmm. 1216 01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:27,375 She didn't book you. 1217 01:06:28,541 --> 01:06:29,250 I did. 1218 01:06:30,416 --> 01:06:32,125 I had my suspicions. 1219 01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:35,041 You did? 1220 01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:37,958 Sweetie, you were ogling our gowns, 1221 01:06:37,958 --> 01:06:40,041 like a lesbian at a Subaru dealership. 1222 01:06:41,916 --> 01:06:43,666 I have no idea what 1223 01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:45,375 that means, but, 1224 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:48,708 I guess, given the context, I wasn't 1225 01:06:48,708 --> 01:06:50,000 exactly being subtle. 1226 01:06:52,750 --> 01:06:55,083 You do know you can like drag, right? 1227 01:06:55,708 --> 01:06:58,166 It's ok, even straight men do. 1228 01:06:58,166 --> 01:06:59,958 Don't make you any less of a man. 1229 01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:01,791 I know. 1230 01:07:15,166 --> 01:07:16,625 I used to do it. 1231 01:07:18,125 --> 01:07:18,666 Hmm? 1232 01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:20,375 Drag. 1233 01:07:21,958 --> 01:07:22,791 Really? 1234 01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:25,916 What was your stage name? 1235 01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:30,875 It was between the 1236 01:07:30,875 --> 01:07:32,916 ages of five and eight, 1237 01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:35,541 so I never really settled on one. 1238 01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:38,875 What made you stop? 1239 01:07:41,916 --> 01:07:43,000 My old man, 1240 01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:49,875 he found me and his belt buckle 1241 01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:52,416 left a rather painful reminder never to 1242 01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:53,916 tread that path again. 1243 01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:08,500 Um, 1244 01:08:10,916 --> 01:08:13,000 I'm sorry about your friend. 1245 01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:20,041 He seemed, uh, she seemed nice, so. 1246 01:08:23,875 --> 01:08:25,625 Sorry about your loss, too. 1247 01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:28,166 Yeah, yeah. 1248 01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:39,000 Oh, hell yeah. 1249 01:09:05,916 --> 01:09:08,166 Hey, Travis, you out there? 1250 01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:10,541 You can let me out, buddy. 1251 01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:12,500 I'm feeling better. 1252 01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:15,500 Travis? 1253 01:09:15,500 --> 01:09:16,750 Let me out! 1254 01:09:28,458 --> 01:09:29,541 I mess up a lot. 1255 01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:31,041 You can't blame 1256 01:09:31,041 --> 01:09:32,416 yourself for what happened. 1257 01:09:32,416 --> 01:09:34,333 I'm not saying it for a pity party. 1258 01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:35,833 It's just sometimes I just 1259 01:09:35,833 --> 01:09:37,166 feel like I don't have control 1260 01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:38,750 over my own damn mind. 1261 01:09:40,208 --> 01:09:42,416 It's like a new idea struts on the stage 1262 01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,833 and everything else just 1263 01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:45,416 gets pushed to the wings. 1264 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:48,791 Not a lot of people 1265 01:09:48,791 --> 01:09:49,583 get to see the world 1266 01:09:49,583 --> 01:09:50,541 the way that you do. 1267 01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,125 It's what makes you, you. 1268 01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:55,250 And, 1269 01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:57,458 I'm a big fan. 1270 01:09:58,958 --> 01:10:01,000 Wow, that was cheesy. 1271 01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:02,666 It's okay, I like cheese. 1272 01:10:03,250 --> 01:10:05,583 Blue, stilton, cheddar. 1273 01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:07,083 I'll even take a 1274 01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:09,166 questionable gas station string cheese. 1275 01:10:14,666 --> 01:10:15,875 - Incoming! 1276 01:10:18,875 --> 01:10:19,583 What? 1277 01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:26,791 Shit. 1278 01:10:31,750 --> 01:10:34,375 Rufus is building a whole army out there. 1279 01:10:34,375 --> 01:10:35,708 I don't think we can take him. 1280 01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:37,958 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, 1281 01:10:37,958 --> 01:10:39,208 this couldn't get any worse. 1282 01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:49,250 Let's do this! 1283 01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:51,375 - Oh no, college jocks. 1284 01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:52,375 The clientele here just 1285 01:10:52,375 --> 01:10:54,125 gets better and better, right? 1286 01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:55,083 Hey. 1287 01:10:55,291 --> 01:10:56,500 - With all that unchecked 1288 01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:57,750 testosterone running around, 1289 01:10:57,750 --> 01:11:00,000 we're definitely gonna need a plan B. 1290 01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:01,541 What!? There was a plan A? 1291 01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:02,333 - We can take him. 1292 01:11:02,875 --> 01:11:03,958 I found another fork. 1293 01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,625 We're gonna die. 1294 01:11:05,625 --> 01:11:07,250 - Hey now, we've got this. 1295 01:11:07,791 --> 01:11:09,125 We faced these vampires before 1296 01:11:09,125 --> 01:11:10,541 and we're still standing, right? 1297 01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:12,583 This lot ain't got a... 1298 01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:13,875 What do we want? 1299 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:17,833 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 1300 01:11:17,833 --> 01:11:19,833 Oh I'm having flashbacks. 1301 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:20,708 I think I'm about to be 1302 01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:21,958 thrown into a locker. 1303 01:11:21,958 --> 01:11:23,791 Was there a pep talk there coach? 1304 01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:26,083 Well, they're out 1305 01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:27,250 there and we're in here. 1306 01:11:27,250 --> 01:11:28,666 We just gotta keep it that way. 1307 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:36,541 Fatboy! 1308 01:11:37,791 --> 01:11:38,500 - Buddy? 1309 01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:40,125 Feeling any better? 1310 01:11:55,916 --> 01:11:57,333 Oh shit! 1311 01:11:57,333 --> 01:11:58,625 I feel great. 1312 01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,208 I'm out of fucking ammo! 1313 01:13:16,041 --> 01:13:16,791 - Steven! 1314 01:13:18,875 --> 01:13:19,791 - You fucking blind!? 1315 01:13:22,916 --> 01:13:24,791 - What the hell is that gonna do? 1316 01:13:24,791 --> 01:13:26,416 Fatboy is gluten intolerant! 1317 01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:42,000 Oh fuck! 1318 01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:47,000 That's why it's a minimum 1319 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,208 of six inches for me, bitch. 1320 01:13:51,041 --> 01:13:51,958 Oh, hey ladies. 1321 01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:55,208 Oh my God, I thought we lost you. 1322 01:13:55,458 --> 01:13:56,333 Sorry, Mama. 1323 01:13:56,333 --> 01:13:57,125 You know I love to 1324 01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:58,625 make a dramatic entrance. 1325 01:13:58,916 --> 01:14:00,833 I'm fucking ravenous right now. 1326 01:14:01,291 --> 01:14:03,125 You all smell amazing, by the way. 1327 01:14:03,333 --> 01:14:04,083 - What are you doing? 1328 01:14:04,083 --> 01:14:04,833 What's happening? 1329 01:14:04,833 --> 01:14:06,125 It's a lovely moment. 1330 01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,833 I really hate to break it up, but I-- 1331 01:14:07,833 --> 01:14:08,750 She's one of them. 1332 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,666 No, you asshole! 1333 01:14:19,583 --> 01:14:21,416 Stand down, Travis. 1334 01:14:21,416 --> 01:14:22,791 Who you telling to stand down? 1335 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,750 There's a motherfucking vampire four 1336 01:14:24,750 --> 01:14:26,166 feet from us, Dusty. 1337 01:14:27,208 --> 01:14:28,333 Don't make me go through ya. 1338 01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:29,458 You're gonna have to. 1339 01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:32,291 Bella, you won't bite us, right? 1340 01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:34,041 Not unless you ask. 1341 01:14:34,291 --> 01:14:35,125 Why is that? 1342 01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:37,250 Sweetie, you just said you're hungry 1343 01:14:37,250 --> 01:14:38,541 and that we smell good. 1344 01:14:38,833 --> 01:14:40,666 Honey, these vampires, 1345 01:14:40,916 --> 01:14:42,333 which you're now one of, 1346 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:43,208 they've been trying to 1347 01:14:43,208 --> 01:14:45,500 kill us all night, or turn us. 1348 01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:46,375 So... 1349 01:14:46,583 --> 01:14:48,000 You think I'm gonna do that? 1350 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,541 I fucking know you're gonna do that. 1351 01:14:49,541 --> 01:14:50,583 You don't even know me. 1352 01:14:50,916 --> 01:14:53,291 Well, why don't you tell us 1353 01:14:53,291 --> 01:14:55,375 how you're different to all the others? 1354 01:14:55,375 --> 01:14:56,583 Bitch, I don't know. 1355 01:14:56,833 --> 01:14:57,666 I've literally been 1356 01:14:57,666 --> 01:14:59,000 doing this for like a second. 1357 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:01,166 My guess is that the other vampires 1358 01:15:01,166 --> 01:15:02,708 don't give a fuck about anyone else. 1359 01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:04,166 Those are my friends out there -- 1360 01:15:04,541 --> 01:15:05,541 -- were my friends. 1361 01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:07,041 Fuck, I don't know. 1362 01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:10,250 Listen, this thirst is fucking intense. 1363 01:15:10,541 --> 01:15:11,375 Like I can hear your 1364 01:15:11,375 --> 01:15:13,166 arteries pumping so fucking loud 1365 01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:14,125 and they're telling me, 1366 01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:15,625 "Bella, come take a sip. 1367 01:15:15,625 --> 01:15:16,833 I know you want to." 1368 01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:18,041 But I won't. 1369 01:15:18,041 --> 01:15:19,166 I can control myself. 1370 01:15:19,875 --> 01:15:20,791 She's right. 1371 01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:23,125 The hunger's a real thing. 1372 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,041 But you'd be surprised 1373 01:15:26,041 --> 01:15:29,083 rat à la carte ain't half bad. 1374 01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:32,166 So you had some ratatouille. 1375 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:32,958 Not now! 1376 01:15:32,958 --> 01:15:33,875 Oh fuck! 1377 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:36,291 See, just because 1378 01:15:36,291 --> 01:15:37,541 we're undead or whatever 1379 01:15:37,541 --> 01:15:38,625 doesn't mean we're evil. 1380 01:15:39,291 --> 01:15:40,166 Do I want blood? 1381 01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:40,958 Yes! 1382 01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:42,208 Do I want dick? 1383 01:15:42,208 --> 01:15:43,416 Also yes. 1384 01:15:43,666 --> 01:15:44,916 But both dishes are 1385 01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:46,375 best served the same way. 1386 01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:48,083 With consent, bitch. 1387 01:15:50,916 --> 01:15:52,083 I'm so happy you're back. 1388 01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:53,583 Wait, you're saying we got two 1389 01:15:53,583 --> 01:15:54,416 motherfucking vampires 1390 01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:55,500 with us in here now? 1391 01:15:56,291 --> 01:15:56,958 Yeah. 1392 01:15:57,416 --> 01:15:58,750 Think about it this way, 1393 01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:01,916 we have two vampires on our side now. 1394 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:04,791 Fuck! 1395 01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:07,500 Hey y'all. 1396 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:09,291 Sheila, you as well? 1397 01:16:09,708 --> 01:16:10,458 When? 1398 01:16:12,375 --> 01:16:14,333 Sheila, how's our barricade coming along? 1399 01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:16,625 Uh huh. 1400 01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:34,208 - Why didn't you say anything? 1401 01:16:34,208 --> 01:16:37,166 Well, I mean, I want to stay alive. 1402 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:38,125 Undead. 1403 01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:40,833 - And you all would have judged me now. 1404 01:16:41,041 --> 01:16:41,708 Just Travis. 1405 01:16:41,708 --> 01:16:42,500 - Scared to reveal 1406 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,541 your truth for judgment 1407 01:16:43,541 --> 01:16:44,833 and the fear of death? 1408 01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:47,541 Can't relate. 1409 01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:48,833 Travis, she's been a 1410 01:16:48,833 --> 01:16:49,833 vampire this whole time 1411 01:16:49,833 --> 01:16:51,083 and hasn't attacked us. 1412 01:16:51,541 --> 01:16:52,208 We're safe. 1413 01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:53,583 You telling me that 1414 01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:55,166 my blood ain't appetizing 1415 01:16:55,166 --> 01:16:57,000 as fuck to all y'all leeches? 1416 01:16:57,000 --> 01:16:57,708 Look here. 1417 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:01,416 I mean, you all smell fucking great. 1418 01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:03,791 - But so do Krispy Kremes. 1419 01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:07,708 Yet somehow I managed keto twice. 1420 01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:08,833 - So... 1421 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,166 The way I see it, 1422 01:17:11,166 --> 01:17:13,208 if you're an asshole human, 1423 01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:15,458 you're an asshole vampire. 1424 01:17:15,958 --> 01:17:16,958 Yes, bitch. 1425 01:17:17,250 --> 01:17:21,000 Not to lower the stakes or anything, 1426 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,166 but ah, worst case scenario 1427 01:17:23,166 --> 01:17:26,083 we become good vampires? 1428 01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:30,291 Yeah, so the guys out there 1429 01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,333 feeling pretty embarrassed 1430 01:17:31,333 --> 01:17:32,750 about their performance earlier, 1431 01:17:33,166 --> 01:17:34,666 to overcompensate their new plan 1432 01:17:34,666 --> 01:17:36,250 is to just straight up kill us all. 1433 01:17:37,375 --> 01:17:38,541 Sweetie, how'd you know that? 1434 01:17:38,541 --> 01:17:40,083 I can hear 'em chatting outside. 1435 01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:42,166 Y'all must be hungry. 1436 01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:44,750 Don't turn 'em, 1437 01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:47,416 just rip 'em apart 'n feast. 1438 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:52,958 So she has supernatural power. 1439 01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:54,250 - No, Bella's right. 1440 01:17:54,541 --> 01:17:55,375 - They ain't planning 1441 01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:57,333 any more transformations. 1442 01:17:57,333 --> 01:17:58,333 Just straight up. 1443 01:18:00,416 --> 01:18:02,000 - We have a fighting chance now. 1444 01:18:02,375 --> 01:18:04,000 We're all on the same side. 1445 01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:05,833 - Prepare the stakes. 1446 01:18:06,333 --> 01:18:07,291 - Remember, 1447 01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:09,333 bigger really is better. 1448 01:18:57,708 --> 01:19:00,916 Sorry, it was just sitting there. 1449 01:19:00,916 --> 01:19:02,291 Honey, don't apologize. 1450 01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:03,625 Though I might say this 1451 01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:04,833 is not the appropriate time 1452 01:19:04,833 --> 01:19:05,875 to try a new look. 1453 01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:09,208 New act, new look, bitches. 1454 01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:12,875 Bitch, been undead for two minutes. 1455 01:19:12,875 --> 01:19:13,875 I was just being silly. 1456 01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:17,125 I was just thinking, ya know, probably the 1457 01:19:17,125 --> 01:19:18,916 only chance I'll ever get before -- 1458 01:19:19,250 --> 01:19:20,416 Before we die? 1459 01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:24,875 Mama, 1460 01:19:25,458 --> 01:19:26,666 he needs this. 1461 01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:31,625 Alright, sit. 1462 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,125 - Go on, sit down. 1463 01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:34,250 Come on. 1464 01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:41,916 - Might I suggest a 1465 01:19:41,916 --> 01:19:43,958 Cherry Pop to go with that gorgeous mug? 1466 01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:45,666 And what about this? 1467 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:46,916 Make those killer 1468 01:19:46,916 --> 01:19:49,375 cheekbones center stage, bitch. 1469 01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:53,958 - We're gonna make you look beautiful. 1470 01:19:58,083 --> 01:19:58,875 Hey, Mama. 1471 01:19:59,000 --> 01:19:59,541 Uh-huh. 1472 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:00,791 Where's Olive? 1473 01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:05,166 - She left. We got into a fight. 1474 01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:06,291 - About what? 1475 01:20:07,416 --> 01:20:08,666 - Same as always, 1476 01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:10,708 we're both two stubborn divas. 1477 01:20:12,875 --> 01:20:15,166 It's like two power bottoms dating. 1478 01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:17,625 - Sure, you know it's a struggle, 1479 01:20:17,625 --> 01:20:19,125 but you'll come together in the end. 1480 01:20:23,208 --> 01:20:24,125 Not this time. 1481 01:20:45,583 --> 01:20:46,541 Dusty? 1482 01:20:57,625 --> 01:20:58,625 I usually don't do this, 1483 01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:00,833 but I'm gagging. 1484 01:21:01,041 --> 01:21:03,208 - Damn! Maybe we can use 1485 01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:04,916 those cheekbones as a weapon. 1486 01:21:05,666 --> 01:21:07,583 - Wow, you look amazing. 1487 01:21:07,875 --> 01:21:10,166 - Ain't that a slap in the face. 1488 01:21:10,166 --> 01:21:12,625 You scrub up better than I do. 1489 01:21:13,291 --> 01:21:14,416 - Jeez Dusty. 1490 01:21:14,708 --> 01:21:17,875 You got pronouns now or something? 1491 01:21:17,875 --> 01:21:19,291 Everyone does, darlin'. 1492 01:21:21,541 --> 01:21:22,333 Not me. 1493 01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:39,000 Oh shit, what was that? 1494 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,166 I am in no mood to fuck around. 1495 01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:46,833 You wanna dance? Let's dance. 1496 01:22:02,083 --> 01:22:03,291 Open the door! 1497 01:22:11,958 --> 01:22:14,125 Might as well go out in style. 1498 01:22:27,916 --> 01:22:29,625 Curtains up, bitches. 1499 01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:32,500 Do I have time to pee? 1500 01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:34,125 - No, Sheila. 1501 01:23:27,041 --> 01:23:28,041 I'd be pissed too. 1502 01:23:29,375 --> 01:23:31,291 Facing immortality with that mug. 1503 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:38,541 Fuck! 1504 01:23:48,958 --> 01:23:50,416 Crucifixes don't work. 1505 01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:51,500 Oh, the church lied? 1506 01:23:52,125 --> 01:23:53,291 So unlike them! 1507 01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:29,708 Fuck face! 1508 01:25:22,916 --> 01:25:23,833 You want me to beg? 1509 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:25,708 - Run? 1510 01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:27,291 Fuck you! 1511 01:25:29,208 --> 01:25:30,125 You think you're the first 1512 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,375 bloodsucker I've had to deal with? 1513 01:25:35,041 --> 01:25:37,208 - Bitch! You need a fucking mint. 1514 01:26:04,958 --> 01:26:06,875 This is some bullshit. 1515 01:27:06,958 --> 01:27:07,666 Jax! 1516 01:27:07,666 --> 01:27:08,583 Earl! 1517 01:27:11,041 --> 01:27:11,958 No! 1518 01:27:22,208 --> 01:27:23,750 Fuck you! 1519 01:27:35,416 --> 01:27:36,125 Ah, 1520 01:27:37,541 --> 01:27:38,000 Travis. 1521 01:27:38,208 --> 01:27:38,791 Yeah? 1522 01:27:39,541 --> 01:27:40,041 You... 1523 01:27:40,166 --> 01:27:42,041 Oh, fuck's sake, Sheila. 1524 01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:44,875 Mama! 1525 01:28:01,291 --> 01:28:02,041 Sheila! 1526 01:28:04,833 --> 01:28:05,541 No! 1527 01:28:11,708 --> 01:28:13,750 You're not turning into dust. 1528 01:28:14,708 --> 01:28:15,791 No. 1529 01:28:16,625 --> 01:28:19,291 Fucker got me in the tittie! 1530 01:28:23,708 --> 01:28:24,833 Oh... 1531 01:28:26,583 --> 01:28:28,458 Shit is that? That's nasty. 1532 01:28:28,625 --> 01:28:29,333 Yeah. 1533 01:28:37,625 --> 01:28:38,625 - Dusty, watch out! 1534 01:28:50,875 --> 01:28:51,625 Mama! 1535 01:28:56,333 --> 01:28:57,541 Killing you lot. 1536 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:01,250 Now that's my kinda show. 1537 01:29:08,916 --> 01:29:10,625 Your main event's right here. 1538 01:29:11,250 --> 01:29:12,083 Bitch. 1539 01:29:12,583 --> 01:29:14,083 Olive, run! 1540 01:29:14,791 --> 01:29:16,333 Listen, Mama. I know 1541 01:29:16,333 --> 01:29:17,250 this is terrible timing 1542 01:29:17,250 --> 01:29:17,916 to say this after 1543 01:29:17,916 --> 01:29:18,958 arguing about my inability 1544 01:29:18,958 --> 01:29:20,000 to follow orders. 1545 01:29:22,291 --> 01:29:23,208 But no. 1546 01:29:45,833 --> 01:29:48,208 - Garlic water, bitches! 1547 01:29:57,916 --> 01:29:59,458 Kill it! Kill it! 1548 01:30:25,541 --> 01:30:26,583 Where you going? 1549 01:30:27,625 --> 01:30:28,958 Show's not over. 1550 01:30:37,708 --> 01:30:38,791 Damn, he stank. 1551 01:30:41,250 --> 01:30:42,708 Wait, wait, wait. 1552 01:30:45,625 --> 01:30:46,666 Did we win? 1553 01:30:48,458 --> 01:30:49,375 We won!? 1554 01:30:52,625 --> 01:30:54,000 The black one survived! 1555 01:30:54,083 --> 01:30:55,375 The black one survived! 1556 01:30:57,750 --> 01:31:00,125 Mama, I'm really sorry, 1557 01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:00,833 I never should have -- 1558 01:31:00,833 --> 01:31:01,875 What don't we do? 1559 01:31:02,541 --> 01:31:04,625 We don't should on ourselves. 1560 01:31:04,625 --> 01:31:06,583 Oh! -- I missed you. 1561 01:31:07,166 --> 01:31:09,041 Guys, I can't believe I was knocked out. 1562 01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:11,458 I wanted to be a final girl. 1563 01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:12,833 Bella, you're alive! 1564 01:31:14,208 --> 01:31:17,583 Well, alive or undead? 1565 01:31:17,833 --> 01:31:18,583 Semantics. 1566 01:31:18,583 --> 01:31:19,333 - Hold on, are you a -- 1567 01:31:19,583 --> 01:31:21,625 Glampire, yes, bitch. 1568 01:31:23,416 --> 01:31:24,791 We'll explain later. 1569 01:31:29,250 --> 01:31:30,291 Seriously? 1570 01:31:30,833 --> 01:31:31,666 - Bitch, 1571 01:31:31,666 --> 01:31:33,041 you're a new drag queen 1572 01:31:33,041 --> 01:31:35,458 and you look this motherfucking good! 1573 01:31:35,875 --> 01:31:36,791 Head to toe. 1574 01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:38,416 Yeah you did, girl, you did! 1575 01:31:38,666 --> 01:31:39,708 - If you ever need help 1576 01:31:39,708 --> 01:31:40,750 with your first number, 1577 01:31:41,458 --> 01:31:43,791 you'd have one hell of a choreographer. 1578 01:31:44,291 --> 01:31:46,750 Wait, you want me 1579 01:31:46,750 --> 01:31:47,708 to handle our routines? 1580 01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:51,750 Mama, I'm honored to be led by you. 1581 01:31:52,125 --> 01:31:52,916 And every good 1582 01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,791 leader recognizes potential. 1583 01:31:59,958 --> 01:32:01,125 Look, I don't think we 1584 01:32:01,125 --> 01:32:02,583 should draw this goodbye out 1585 01:32:02,583 --> 01:32:03,625 too long or anything. 1586 01:32:05,083 --> 01:32:07,208 And I ain't sayin' I'm gay or nothin', 1587 01:32:08,250 --> 01:32:11,208 but y'all are alright in my book, so. 1588 01:32:11,541 --> 01:32:13,083 Why would saying that make you gay? 1589 01:32:13,166 --> 01:32:14,458 I'm sayin' I ain't gay! 1590 01:32:14,916 --> 01:32:15,500 Jax! 1591 01:32:16,208 --> 01:32:16,958 Goddamn it. 1592 01:32:20,625 --> 01:32:21,208 - No, no, no, no, no! 1593 01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:22,625 I'm melting! 1594 01:32:22,750 --> 01:32:23,458 Oh fuck! 1595 01:32:23,458 --> 01:32:24,375 - Melting! 1596 01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:26,208 How many times this bitch gon' die?! 1597 01:32:26,333 --> 01:32:27,625 - Holy shit. 1598 01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:29,375 Was Twilight right? 1599 01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:30,250 No, bitch, I put 1600 01:32:30,333 --> 01:32:32,166 glitter foundation on earlier. 1601 01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:34,000 Fuck my life. 1602 01:32:36,875 --> 01:32:37,500 - Wait, wait, wait, 1603 01:32:37,500 --> 01:32:38,416 wait, wait, wait, wait. 1604 01:32:39,333 --> 01:32:40,750 We can go out in the sun? 1605 01:32:41,791 --> 01:32:43,166 This means I don't have 1606 01:32:43,166 --> 01:32:44,375 to miss bikini season? 1607 01:32:46,416 --> 01:32:48,458 I'm gonna have to get me a new tittie. 1608 01:32:54,708 --> 01:32:55,166 Yeah. 1609 01:32:55,458 --> 01:32:56,708 She's good to go. 1610 01:32:56,750 --> 01:32:57,750 It'll make it to the 1611 01:32:57,750 --> 01:32:58,958 next service station. 1612 01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:02,083 She could use a good once over. 1613 01:33:02,875 --> 01:33:03,583 So could I! 1614 01:33:04,791 --> 01:33:06,583 We'll be back this way in a few weeks. 1615 01:33:07,333 --> 01:33:08,791 Perhaps we can meet up then? 1616 01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:10,541 I'm definitely up for that. 1617 01:33:10,791 --> 01:33:12,125 You'll be up all right. 1618 01:33:12,625 --> 01:33:13,416 Mama! 1619 01:33:16,666 --> 01:33:19,125 - This has been the best day of my life. 1620 01:33:19,250 --> 01:33:21,416 I'm gonna miss you, Jax. 1621 01:33:23,458 --> 01:33:24,250 Okay. 1622 01:33:24,958 --> 01:33:26,958 No, bitch. Keep it. 1623 01:33:27,125 --> 01:33:27,666 Really? 1624 01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:29,416 Of course. 1625 01:33:33,250 --> 01:33:34,750 Now get out, I need some me time. 1626 01:33:39,000 --> 01:33:40,500 Thank you. 1627 01:33:45,958 --> 01:33:47,458 Whoa! What the fuck, Sheila!? 1628 01:33:48,750 --> 01:33:50,166 - You got, you got a little -- 1629 01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:52,333 - I was hungry, but I'm feelin' 1630 01:33:52,333 --> 01:33:53,458 a lot better now. 1631 01:33:53,791 --> 01:33:55,333 Sheila, whose blood is that? 1632 01:33:55,416 --> 01:33:56,625 I don't know, it's one 1633 01:33:56,625 --> 01:33:58,416 of the dead guys in there. 1634 01:33:58,666 --> 01:34:00,541 But I've got me some takeout. 1635 01:34:01,291 --> 01:34:02,833 - But you know what they say? 1636 01:34:03,250 --> 01:34:04,750 Waste not, want not. 1637 01:34:04,833 --> 01:34:05,750 You're doing your 1638 01:34:05,750 --> 01:34:07,083 bit for the environment. 1639 01:34:07,083 --> 01:34:08,583 Yeah, I really like that for you, Sheila. 1640 01:34:08,750 --> 01:34:10,250 Yeah, always. 1641 01:34:17,708 --> 01:34:20,750 - Thank you for everything. 1642 01:34:21,083 --> 01:34:22,125 You gonna be all right? 1643 01:34:22,458 --> 01:34:25,416 Oh yeah, I got such 1644 01:34:25,416 --> 01:34:28,125 big dreams for this place. 1645 01:34:28,291 --> 01:34:29,500 By big, you mean an 1646 01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:31,541 alphabet mafia queer dream, right? 1647 01:34:31,625 --> 01:34:33,000 Yeah, queer. 1648 01:34:33,916 --> 01:34:37,291 So queer, my old man, would turn in his grave. 1649 01:34:38,666 --> 01:34:39,250 Bitch, don't be 1650 01:34:39,250 --> 01:34:40,791 talking about no damn zombies. 1651 01:34:40,791 --> 01:34:42,708 I am done with the undead. 1652 01:34:44,250 --> 01:34:45,083 - Be sure to give us a call 1653 01:34:45,083 --> 01:34:46,375 when you're all set up. 1654 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,000 We'd be honored to 1655 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,750 perform on your stage any day. 1656 01:34:57,708 --> 01:34:59,250 - Seat belts on ladies, 1657 01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:01,000 we got some time to make up. 1658 01:35:01,375 --> 01:35:02,416 No sucker's ever taken 1659 01:35:02,416 --> 01:35:03,708 us off schedule before and 1660 01:35:03,708 --> 01:35:05,166 they ain't about to now. 1661 01:35:05,625 --> 01:35:07,416 The show must go on. 1662 01:35:08,583 --> 01:35:10,083 Robin, get us out of here. 99013