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[KIDS SHOUTING]
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I'm raising five kids and I didn't miss
last week. What's your excuse?
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Shut the fuck up!
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- Need you to get a will notarized.
-A will?
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-Aunt Ginger's.
-Will's no good without a death certificate.
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Gonna need a body too.
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-A real live body?
-Not live.
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Here to file a will, please.
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Ginger Gallagher, second one today.
Supersedes yours.
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Who the hell filed it?
Cousin Patrick.
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-You out of your mind?
-You out of your mind?
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Kev's gonna lie down with you
for procreation.
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-Okay, let's get this going.
-Ha-ha-ha!
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Shh! Knock it off, Mama!
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How many more times
we gonna have to do this?
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Till we complete
the mission.
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-You look like you could use some help.
-You can go home.
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Have her stick around.
I gotta hit the Alibi in 10 minutes.
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-I'm good to stay.
-Please, just go...
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...home to your own house for once.
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Mind if I make one of these out to cash?
Some walking around money.
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Joint bank account is for integration only.
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Have a heart, I'm tapped.
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-Mom.
-Aah!
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Where is he, my baby?
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He's where he belongs for now
and you're back where you belong.
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Now, if I allow you to retain
your parental rights...
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...would you consent to your daughter
becoming guardian?
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-Works for me.
-Would you agree to be the guardian...
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-...of these children?
-Yes, I do.
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Thank you all for coming out in honor
of Aunt Ginger. Uh, GG, as I called her.
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When the guy at the funeral place
handed me her ashes...
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...I thought,
"What the hell do I do with these?
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Put them in a vase on my mantle,
or scatter them in the park or the lake?"
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Then I thought,
"No, I know where she was happiest.”
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On this corner. Her corner.
Where she turned tricks in her 20s and 30s.
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FRANK: And 60s!
-She did magic tricks?
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No, son, "turning tricks" is
a euphemism for prostitution.
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In her day, your great aunt
was a legendary pole smoker.
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Could unlock her jaw
like a Burmese python.
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We are at her funeral.
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Some think Gallaghers don't have
a work ethic.
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But Ginger worked this corner rain, sleet,
SNOW.
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Her old knees hitting that hard pavement,
again and again.
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Bertie Giddelman's the only one
that's outlasted her.
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Look, you all knew Ginger,
so I ain't gonna sugarcoat it.
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She was a mean, old bitch. But even
a mean, old bitch deserves a send-off.
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-Hear, hear.
-So this is us, Ginger, sending you off.
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Right where you belong.
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LIP: It's touching.
-I'm tearing up.
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-Okay, kids, let's go.
FIONA: Patrick.
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So Ginger had a will we didn't know about
and you had it sitting in a drawer?
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-Yup.
FIONA: And even though she hated your guts...
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-...she left our house to you?
-It was never your house.
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It's weird how she signed the will only
a year ago, her being an invalid and all.
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Signed and notarized.
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Don't remember you
coming with a lawyer.
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-Gotta get back to my family.
-Six kids with nowhere else to go.
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Why don't we talk about this when the
sting of losing Ginger's worn off, mm?
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Tomorrow, maybe?
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You want to tell them, or should 1?
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4! Your mom's here.
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-You look really nice, Carol.
-Thank you.
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You do look nice.
Where'd you get that dress?
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Madison's.
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Those shoes.
Doing something at church later?
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I'm ovulating again.
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Ovulating? No, it's not until next week.
I got the calendar.
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High body temperature.
Sore breasts. Increased cervical mucus.
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-We believe you, Mama.
-If you all wanna try again...
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...we have a four-day window.
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No need to waste
an opportunity, right, baby?
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You wanna do this now?
Like, right now?
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- Can come back.
-No. No need.
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I'm like a stud bull.
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Just open the barn door,
slap me on the ass...
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When I say "open the barn door,"
I don't mean your, um...
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-Uh, do you guys want a drink?
VERONICA: I'll get three glasses.
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You sure you just wanna jump into this?
You don't want a minute to think?
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Waiting isn't gonna make it easier.
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I'm gonna block everything out,
and just picture your beautiful face.
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- I picture Denzel Washington.
-Oh, for real?
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When I open my eyes a little and I see it's
a white guy, eh, then I go with Johnny Depp.
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-Ah.
-You appreciate the irony, right?
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Senseless arguments
about who gets what bedroom.
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Refusing to allow me to stay.
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Now nobody gets to stay.
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-Why's Frank here?
-Small chance he'll be able to help...
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...since he's known Patrick
longer than any of us.
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-Patrick wants to steal our house?
-He's a contractor, gonna flip it.
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Slap a coat of paint on it,
call it a "cozy, authentic pre-war"...
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-...and offload it to yuppies.
-Not gonna happen. Let's go over options.
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-I'll write them down.
-We know the will is bullshit.
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It was signed a year ago,
and Ginger's been dead for, what, 107
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FIONA: More like 15.
-Option one: prove will is a forgery.
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We can't call the cops
because we faked Ginger's death.
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Forged a will of our own.
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Plus Frank's been cashing
Ginger's social-security checks.
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Like you didn't share in that bounty.
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We could argue that Ginger wasn't
of sound mind when she signed it.
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-Mm-hm.
-She was never of sound mind anyway.
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Option two: say Ginger was crazy.
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Or convince Patrick
to back off somehow.
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-That's three.
FRANK: Good luck with that!
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His nickname used to be Pit Bull.
Partly an odor thing...
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...but also because once he gets
a hold of you, he doesn't let go.
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-You gotta kill him first.
-Option four: kill Patrick.
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It's time to face reality.
Patrick out-Gallagher'd us...
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...and there's no point in fighting it.
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Easy for you to say,
you're at Sheila's.
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So before you're out on the streets
like so many Somalian refugees...
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...ask yourselves. If Patrick is taking
the house, what are we taking?
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-Copper pipes.
-You're not taking the pipes, Frank.
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Think there's a way
to challenge the will?
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Why not?
If I can bone up on probate law.
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All in favor?
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-Unanimous.
-Like hell it is.
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Lip will handle the will. Rest of you, get
ready for the first day of school tomorrow.
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Debbie, pick something
to wear that doesn't have holes.
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-Wouldn't it be easier to kill him?
-Clothes, now.
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Better work fast. Winter's coming,
and it'll be cold sleeping in the park.
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This is why democracy does not work.
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Time to get out the help-wanted ads.
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-How you holding up?
-Know what I want?
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Not to win the lottery
or go on vacation to the Caribbean.
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I want normal-people problems.
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Like, am I getting enough fiber?
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Why did my friend say that insensitive
thing about my weight?
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Well, it'll work out.
It always does.
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You realize only rich people
say shit like that.
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-What's that supposed to mean?
-We have no backup plan.
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-There's no running to Mom and Dad.
-That's what I do?
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I'm saying neither of us has a job.
One week with me as their guardian...
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-...they're about to be homeless.
-Then we'll get jobs.
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The Gallaghers are survivors, right?
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-We can do this.
-We?
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You, me. We.
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-Since when are you a lawyer?
-Since never...
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...which is why I have to
read up on this shit.
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How about I give you a hummer,
help you relax?
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I don't think that's gonna
help my productivity.
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You can multi-task.
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Oh.
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Would you, um...?
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Would you be offended if I kept working?
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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IAN: I, can we talk?
-If you can talk from out there.
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IAN:
It's private.
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This better be good.
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I rang the doorbell,
but lan had me wait out here.
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I don't think he likes me anymore.
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I don't think he ever liked you.
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I got your message.
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The one where I, uh,
told you to go fuck yourself?
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It was nice to hear your voice.
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-The Eiffel Tower?
-Yeah, this guy said he'd take me to Paris...
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...so I had this done.
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But he took all my money...
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...tried to sell me to a sheikh from Yemen.
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So yeah, things got bad for a while.
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Anyways...
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...I'm home now.
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That sounds shitty.
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Is Mandy inside?
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Yeah.
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That's why lan had me wait out here?
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That would be my guess.
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Are you happy?
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-Sure.
-Good.
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Because I want you to be happy.
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You deserve it.
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All right. Well, I, uh-- I better get back.
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You look good.
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Welcome back.
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Plumber's apprentice.
I can do that.
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-Have experience?
-Fixed our toilet.
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You shook the handle. Here's a good one,
barista at the Coffee Beanery.
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Shelly Espinosa works there,
makes 20 grand.
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A month? A year?
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Shit. How do people live on that?
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So the Cleaning Posse guys called back.
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An effluent tank overflowed at the
slaughterhouse, they can use us both.
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-Fourteen-fifty an hour.
-A what tank?
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Effluent.
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See? I told you it'd work out.
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It's so exciting
having you back in your old room.
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I just wish I'd seen Hymie in his crib.
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Mrs. Wong can bring Hymie by, any time.
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How is he?
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He's wonderful.
Oh, my gosh, he's such a sweet boy.
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Now that you're home, I'm sure the Wongs
will let us spend more time with him.
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I'm not sure I'm ready for that yet.
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I know you want
to be involved in Hymie's life.
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In fact, I found a flyer for a support group.
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Support for what?
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For families affected with Down syndrome.
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I thought it might be a way for us
to educate ourselves about Hymie's needs.
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-Be grateful the kid's not here.
-Butt out, Frank!
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Children in the Cambodian killing fields
turned their parents over for execution.
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A lifetime of devotion,
that's the loyalty it buys you.
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Who wants lasagna?
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Aah! Karen, please put your pants on.
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What? It's not like I'm naked.
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I'm in recovery.
I'm hypersensitive.
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SHEILA:
That's a good idea.
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Only three plates here.
You might want to get one for Karen.
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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-I'm gonna go make a salad.
-Oh! Great.
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Um...
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-Frank, honey.
-Uh-huh.
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We've been through a lot together.
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That we have, Sheils, that we have.
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SHEILA:
Um, but Hymie's gone...
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...and with Karen and Jody here,
it's kind of a full house.
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What?
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-No, no, no! Don't say that!
-Frank, I'm just asking you to go home...
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-...to your family.
-My family threw me out...
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...with no regard for my well-being.
Do you want me homeless?
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Do you want me wandering the streets
just as Old Man Winter...
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...winds his way down
from the frozen North?
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Don't you have someone you can stay with,
like a friend?
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Just as I'm getting my life together!
I'm going to AA.
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Go because the judge
ordered you to go.
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-Sheila--
-Frank. You're a good man...
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...but you've got to find
another place to stay.
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Jesus, Carl, there's enough to go around.
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Would you grab the paper bags?
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If we have to move,
where do we go?
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We're not moving.
How's Ginger's will?
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-Working on it.
-4, thanks for taking Liam today.
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00:14:03,597 --> 00:14:07,267
I pretend he's my little, black baby. When
he's cranky and smelly, I bring him back.
232
00:14:07,476 --> 00:14:10,562
-Where is Liam?
-Trying out the big-boy toilet.
233
00:14:10,771 --> 00:14:13,148
And you left him there?
234
00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:20,697
Debbie, that is not the outfit
we picked out for your first day.
235
00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:22,741
You are so not leaving in that.
236
00:14:22,908 --> 00:14:25,202
-I borrowed it from Mandy.
-Clearly.
237
00:14:25,369 --> 00:14:27,996
You do realize that
I'm in middle school, right?
238
00:14:28,205 --> 00:14:29,790
Yeah, not stripper school. Go change.
239
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:30,999
[BANGING ON DOOR]
240
00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:32,584
Would somebody get that?
241
00:14:33,377 --> 00:14:36,254
Mandy, she's 13. She's not working
a bedroom at the Mustang Ranch.
242
00:14:36,463 --> 00:14:38,632
Like you never wore a short skirt
when you were her age?
243
00:14:40,300 --> 00:14:42,469
Jeez, Fi, she was trying to help.
244
00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:44,638
[BANGING CONTINUES]
245
00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:46,223
I'll get it.
246
00:14:46,431 --> 00:14:48,350
Can you take Liam tomorrow too?
247
00:14:48,558 --> 00:14:50,977
Not sure. The Fruits of Islam people
on Fourth have day care.
248
00:14:51,186 --> 00:14:53,814
If I say, "I hate whitey,"
I bet they'll watch him.
249
00:14:54,022 --> 00:14:57,150
So is Lip getting serious
about Mandy Skankovich?
250
00:14:57,317 --> 00:15:00,195
-Nice.
-Oh, shit, Mandy, I'm sorry.
251
00:15:00,362 --> 00:15:03,365
You know I would have never
said that to your face.
252
00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:09,079
Should I apologize, or leave?
I'm gonna leave.
253
00:15:09,246 --> 00:15:12,249
LIP: You and I both know,
you're not entitled to shit!
254
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:14,709
Patrick?
255
00:15:14,918 --> 00:15:16,294
Remember my sons,
Desmond, Warren.
256
00:15:16,503 --> 00:15:17,671
What are you doing here?
257
00:15:17,879 --> 00:15:20,048
Walk-through to assess repairs,
shouldn't take long.
258
00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:23,760
-It'd be quicker if you left.
-You're the ones who're gonna be leaving.
259
00:15:23,969 --> 00:15:25,595
Assuming your will stands up.
260
00:15:26,138 --> 00:15:29,266
-Probate hearing's on Thursday.
-This Thursday?
261
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:32,060
Why prolong the inevitable?
I'm gonna need you out Saturday...
262
00:15:32,227 --> 00:15:37,149
...So I can spray the place with insecticide,
rip up this piss carpet, and make it livable.
263
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:38,733
Boys, start upstairs.
264
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:41,903
We've got kids living here,
and you're just gonna throw us out?
265
00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:45,740
-How do you sleep at night?
-Don't blame your miserable lives on me.
266
00:15:51,204 --> 00:15:53,290
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
267
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:58,628
Okay, listen up.
268
00:15:58,795 --> 00:16:00,547
Some of you have inquired
about our petition.
269
00:16:00,881 --> 00:16:03,258
We have demanded
that Lincoln Grove High School...
270
00:16:03,425 --> 00:16:05,260
...offer programs
for special students...
271
00:16:05,427 --> 00:16:07,596
...to help them fit in
with their classmates.
272
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,223
Aren't you glad we came?
273
00:16:11,308 --> 00:16:13,143
-Yeah.
WOMAN: Great.
274
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:17,314
Also, concerning "the R word,"
we have demanded a school policy...
275
00:16:17,481 --> 00:16:19,900
...forbidding students and faculty
from using that word.
276
00:16:20,108 --> 00:16:22,486
-Retard.
-Excuse me?
277
00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:28,742
Retard. You can't even say it.
So how do we talk about it?
278
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:33,079
We all know your opinion on this, Jeremy.
But right now I'm the one speaking.
279
00:16:34,789 --> 00:16:40,086
Brothers and sisters! Words only
have power if we give them power.
280
00:16:40,587 --> 00:16:44,174
We must take back the word "retard.”
281
00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:47,177
Make it ours.
282
00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:50,305
Sweetheart,
the rest of us find the word offensive.
283
00:16:50,514 --> 00:16:52,599
I'm not your sweetheart, bitch.
284
00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:57,312
Mrs. Kandage, I know you mean well,
but many of us here think...
285
00:16:57,521 --> 00:17:00,982
...It's time that we reclaim
and redefine the word.
286
00:17:01,149 --> 00:17:04,986
And since normies don't get called retard,
they don't have a say on this.
287
00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:07,030
normies do not get a say.
288
00:17:07,239 --> 00:17:10,325
-What's a "normie"?
- I think it's slang for non-retards.
289
00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:12,077
Hey, Fabio, do you mind?
290
00:17:12,285 --> 00:17:14,996
-Sorry.
KANDAGE: I don't care how it's used.
291
00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:17,415
I don't want anybody
calling my son that word.
292
00:17:17,582 --> 00:17:19,000
It's incredibly hurtful.
293
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:23,004
Even if we did get rid of it, someone will just
think up another way of saying it.
294
00:17:23,171 --> 00:17:25,006
The queers took back their word.
295
00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:27,300
-It's different.
MAN: How's it different?
296
00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:30,136
It's not like race issues disappear
if people stop saying "nigger."
297
00:17:30,303 --> 00:17:32,430
Shut the fuck up!
I can say it, you can't.
298
00:17:32,639 --> 00:17:34,766
Retards! We must band together.
299
00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:37,811
The way to get respect is to take respect.
300
00:17:37,978 --> 00:17:41,648
normies can help get that message out.
Raise your hand if you're with us!
301
00:17:41,856 --> 00:17:42,983
MAN:
Yeah.
302
00:17:44,901 --> 00:17:48,154
JEREMY [CHANTING]:
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
303
00:17:48,697 --> 00:17:52,659
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
304
00:17:52,826 --> 00:17:55,620
ALL:
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
305
00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:58,915
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
306
00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:05,255
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
307
00:18:05,422 --> 00:18:07,841
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
308
00:18:23,815 --> 00:18:26,526
-You digging that smell?
JIMMY: Something die in here?
309
00:18:26,693 --> 00:18:28,612
Couple thousand somethings.
310
00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,697
FIONA: It gets better after a while.
JIMMY: How?
311
00:18:30,905 --> 00:18:34,409
Your brain sort of short-circuits,
shuts off your sense of smell.
312
00:18:34,576 --> 00:18:36,620
Tape everything up, gloves and boots.
313
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:39,789
-We got solids in there today.
-Solids?
314
00:18:39,998 --> 00:18:42,000
Maggots, roaches, rats, flies.
315
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:46,421
You got roaches inside your suit, going
crazy, running all over your short hairs?
316
00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:49,591
-Hard to focus on work.
-Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
317
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,926
Keep your mouth shut.
I don't mean "shut up.”
318
00:18:52,093 --> 00:18:54,846
I mean don't let anything
splash in your mouth.
319
00:18:57,724 --> 00:18:59,517
Your girlfriend gonna be okay?
320
00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:04,856
WOMAN: Thank you everyone for sharing.
Have a good day.
321
00:19:05,023 --> 00:19:06,149
[GROANING]
322
00:19:08,568 --> 00:19:12,739
Great meeting. I just need to get my slip
signed for the court.
323
00:19:12,906 --> 00:19:15,367
Okay. Let's see.
324
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:19,996
I guess we'll see you twice a week
for at least six months.
325
00:19:20,705 --> 00:19:22,374
Keep coming back, Frank.
326
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:25,710
As if I had a fucking choice.
327
00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:27,504
-Congratulations.
-What?
328
00:19:27,712 --> 00:19:29,589
I said, congratulations.
329
00:19:29,798 --> 00:19:33,468
During group share, you said you're
two years sober, unless I misunderstood.
330
00:19:33,635 --> 00:19:36,388
No, that's right. Two years today.
331
00:19:36,554 --> 00:19:38,723
Only six weeks for me,
it hasn't been easy.
332
00:19:39,349 --> 00:19:42,560
I was downing
cleaning products, mouthwash--
333
00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:44,646
-You ever try Sterno?
-Love Sterno.
334
00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:48,817
It's ridiculous what passes
for alcoholism with this group.
335
00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:52,737
Her two-hour blackout, I mean, come on.
336
00:19:52,904 --> 00:19:55,865
I blacked out a year, am I whining about it?
337
00:19:56,074 --> 00:19:58,952
Or the guy that lost his job
and banged his sister-in-law.
338
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,579
Where I come from, that's Friday night.
339
00:20:01,746 --> 00:20:03,289
[BOTH LAUGHING]
340
00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:07,001
But you've been sober two years.
That's amazing.
341
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:11,631
It's because you don't need booze
to fill the gaping hole in your life.
342
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,717
It's about being in the moment.
343
00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:18,054
A meatball sub, a Bears game
on the television. Simple pleasures.
344
00:20:18,263 --> 00:20:20,265
Simple pleasures, right.
345
00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:22,934
Frank, I'm Chris, or Christopher.
346
00:20:23,935 --> 00:20:26,396
I hope you don't mind if I ask.
Would you be my sponsor?
347
00:20:26,938 --> 00:20:28,773
-Would 1?
-Sponsor me in the program.
348
00:20:29,274 --> 00:20:33,403
My previous sponsor moved out
and went to Leesburg, that's in Florida.
349
00:20:33,611 --> 00:20:35,572
Right, right, but here's the thing.
350
00:20:35,739 --> 00:20:41,244
Much as I'd love to help,
and inspiring as I would no doubt be...
351
00:20:41,411 --> 00:20:44,539
...your best sponsor is yourself.
352
00:20:44,706 --> 00:20:47,792
I understand. Take care.
353
00:20:52,464 --> 00:20:53,923
Wait.
354
00:20:55,925 --> 00:20:59,387
You said your last sponsor moved out.
What, he lived with you?
355
00:20:59,596 --> 00:21:02,265
-Yeah.
-A house? You live in a house, apartment?
356
00:21:02,932 --> 00:21:03,975
A house.
357
00:21:04,184 --> 00:21:08,438
I'm sorry. Let me introduce myself properly.
I'm Frank Gallagher.
358
00:21:08,605 --> 00:21:10,648
-Tell me your name, again?
-It's Chris.
359
00:21:10,815 --> 00:21:13,359
-Or Christopher.
-Christopher, right!
360
00:21:27,081 --> 00:21:30,084
-Getting out. I'm getting out.
-What are you doing?
361
00:21:34,005 --> 00:21:35,340
Fuck!
362
00:21:36,716 --> 00:21:39,761
No one speaking English
as a first language should be doing this job.
363
00:21:39,928 --> 00:21:41,679
-The money's good.
-Not that good.
364
00:21:43,181 --> 00:21:46,601
-So much for "you, me, we."
-I can feel cockroaches under my suit!
365
00:21:46,768 --> 00:21:50,104
On my back! Hit me on my back!
Hit me on my-- Fuck!
366
00:21:54,442 --> 00:21:56,611
[MOANING]
367
00:21:56,778 --> 00:21:58,822
Hey, these candles were a nice idea.
368
00:21:58,988 --> 00:22:00,448
-Mom brought them.
-She did?
369
00:22:00,657 --> 00:22:02,075
Just look at me.
370
00:22:03,201 --> 00:22:06,204
-That's it.
-Oh! Shit.
371
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:09,040
-You are a stud bull, aren't you baby?
-Oh, yeah.
372
00:22:09,249 --> 00:22:13,294
Hold that thought. Mom!
Jump in between us. Hurry up.
373
00:22:15,171 --> 00:22:17,799
Wasn't sure when to bring this up, but, um...
374
00:22:17,966 --> 00:22:20,260
...maybe I could use
a little warm-up this time.
375
00:22:20,969 --> 00:22:22,804
Warming up like a jog
around the block?
376
00:22:22,971 --> 00:22:24,889
Because if you're asking Kev
to go down on you...
377
00:22:25,056 --> 00:22:26,558
...I can tell you
that's not happening.
378
00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:29,352
Women are more likely to conceive
if they have an orgasm.
379
00:22:29,561 --> 00:22:32,897
I read it in Cosmo.
It pulls sperm up into--
380
00:22:33,064 --> 00:22:35,942
The conversation is not happening
on this end. Just saying.
381
00:22:39,529 --> 00:22:41,990
-Hey, sorry I bailed.
-Don't be sorry.
382
00:22:42,156 --> 00:22:45,118
Tons of guys would leave their
girlfriends alone to shovel blood and shit.
383
00:22:45,285 --> 00:22:47,203
Went to the Coffee Beanery
and got a job.
384
00:22:47,787 --> 00:22:50,915
-How much per hour?
-Uh, not as much as the Cleaning Posse.
385
00:22:51,082 --> 00:22:52,709
But all the coffee you can drink.
386
00:22:52,917 --> 00:22:54,168
-Full-time? How close?
-Close.
387
00:22:54,377 --> 00:22:57,380
Part-time. But there are
opportunities for advancement.
388
00:22:57,589 --> 00:22:59,215
The manager was saying--
389
00:23:02,719 --> 00:23:05,388
We've reconvened
the Cousin Patrick War Council.
390
00:23:05,597 --> 00:23:06,764
No luck on the legal front?
391
00:23:06,973 --> 00:23:11,936
No. It turns out it's hard to prove someone
had dementia when they signed a will.
392
00:23:12,145 --> 00:23:14,397
In our case, very fucking hard.
393
00:23:14,606 --> 00:23:17,025
-Because she was already dead.
-What was option two again?
394
00:23:17,233 --> 00:23:19,777
We're on three now.
Convince Patrick to back off.
395
00:23:19,986 --> 00:23:22,030
Or option four: Kill Patrick.
396
00:23:22,238 --> 00:23:25,408
Back to three.
Convince him how?
397
00:23:28,036 --> 00:23:30,246
We get my brothers to scare him a little.
398
00:23:30,455 --> 00:23:33,082
No way.
Enough with the brothers Milkovich.
399
00:23:33,249 --> 00:23:37,462
Nothing fatal. Hit him with a bat
a couple of times, a little pistol whipping.
400
00:23:37,670 --> 00:23:41,466
They'll want 500 for it, but, um, if I help
Mickey move some meth next week...
401
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:44,344
-...they'll settle for two.
-A discount beating.
402
00:23:44,552 --> 00:23:46,679
-What do you say?
-Guys, we can't beat--
403
00:23:46,888 --> 00:23:49,766
We need a house.
404
00:23:55,772 --> 00:23:59,359
If you'll excuse me, I'll be scraping
blood and shit from under my fingernails.
405
00:23:59,525 --> 00:24:01,861
Then I'll be at V's, getting drunk,
pretending I didn't...
406
00:24:02,028 --> 00:24:03,988
-...just order a hit on a relative.
-All right.
407
00:24:10,870 --> 00:24:14,374
-Frank? What are you doing?
-Sheila, this is Christopher.
408
00:24:14,582 --> 00:24:18,419
As his AA sponsor, I'm helping him to walk
the straight and narrow.
409
00:24:18,628 --> 00:24:20,755
That's nice. But how can you
be his sponsor when--
410
00:24:20,922 --> 00:24:23,508
I said to him,
"If you're serious about recovery...
411
00:24:23,675 --> 00:24:26,260
...you're gonna need
24-hour-a-day oversight.
412
00:24:26,427 --> 00:24:27,971
I'm gonna have to move in."
413
00:24:28,388 --> 00:24:29,430
Really.
414
00:24:29,639 --> 00:24:31,933
That Frank would do this,
disrupt his own life--
415
00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:34,560
All I ask in return is your sobriety.
416
00:24:34,769 --> 00:24:37,188
Here, take this down to your van.
417
00:24:37,355 --> 00:24:38,564
[GRUNTS]
418
00:24:38,731 --> 00:24:41,317
-Nice meeting you.
-Oh, nice to meet you.
419
00:24:43,277 --> 00:24:44,362
Thank you, Frank.
420
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,239
-Great job.
-Never let it be said...
421
00:24:46,406 --> 00:24:49,033
...that Frank Gallagher
outstays his welcome.
422
00:24:49,492 --> 00:24:53,830
Karen! Look at what they gave me
when I offered to volunteer.
423
00:24:53,997 --> 00:24:58,167
Pamphlets and buttons and a banner
and T-shirts.
424
00:24:58,668 --> 00:25:01,921
Come with me tomorrow?
I'm gonna have a table outside the market.
425
00:25:02,296 --> 00:25:04,799
-No thanks, Mom.
-Can I ask why not?
426
00:25:05,008 --> 00:25:06,676
They call them self Retard Nation.
427
00:25:06,884 --> 00:25:08,136
-It's offensive.
SHEILA: No!
428
00:25:08,344 --> 00:25:11,639
We're challenging society's preconceptions.
429
00:25:11,806 --> 00:25:13,516
This is genius.
430
00:25:13,683 --> 00:25:17,020
-"I am a retard."
-Yeah, but read the back.
431
00:25:17,228 --> 00:25:19,355
"And proud.”
I'm gonna need five of these.
432
00:25:19,522 --> 00:25:21,899
Lot of retards at the Alibi.
433
00:25:22,483 --> 00:25:25,445
Frank? I'm not comfortable
with how you're using that word.
434
00:25:25,611 --> 00:25:27,280
Retard? You're saying it.
435
00:25:27,488 --> 00:25:29,365
Yeah, but you don't have Down syndrome.
436
00:25:29,574 --> 00:25:30,825
-Neither do you.
- I know.
437
00:25:31,034 --> 00:25:35,288
No. But my intent is to defend free speech
and to further public awareness...
438
00:25:35,455 --> 00:25:39,417
...and end hate.
And your intent is simply to be rude.
439
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,837
Hello?
440
00:25:47,008 --> 00:25:48,468
\/ ?
441
00:25:50,094 --> 00:25:51,262
[HEADBOARD BANGING]
442
00:25:51,429 --> 00:25:53,139
-Aah!
-Mm.
443
00:25:53,306 --> 00:25:55,141
Oh! Sorry. Oh.
444
00:25:55,308 --> 00:25:56,809
Agh.
445
00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:58,936
Ugh. Agh.
446
00:25:59,103 --> 00:26:00,146
[DOOR CLOSES]
447
00:26:00,313 --> 00:26:02,774
That threw me off. Periscope down.
448
00:26:06,986 --> 00:26:08,863
[DOOR OPENS]
449
00:26:09,197 --> 00:26:13,367
Hey. Look, you need to, uh,
back off the Gallagher house.
450
00:26:14,327 --> 00:26:16,537
If you don't, you'll be sorry.
451
00:26:20,374 --> 00:26:22,168
[GRUNTING]
452
00:26:23,878 --> 00:26:25,129
Fuck's sake.
453
00:26:26,589 --> 00:26:30,093
-A .227 Sure it'll stop me?
-Wanna find out?
454
00:26:31,636 --> 00:26:34,806
What the fuck are you doing? Get up and
knock him on his ass. I got him covered.
455
00:26:34,972 --> 00:26:36,682
[GUN COCKS]
456
00:26:38,976 --> 00:26:41,896
PATRICK:
I'd like you to meet the wife, Ellen.
457
00:26:43,439 --> 00:26:45,483
They're removing the toilets.
458
00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:48,444
-I'll get buckets.
-Didn't work out with your brothers.
459
00:26:48,903 --> 00:26:50,571
Are we getting our money back?
460
00:26:50,780 --> 00:26:53,074
Minus a hundred.
He took a chain off Mickey.
461
00:26:53,241 --> 00:26:56,160
PATRICK:
Over there, by the couch. Just leave it.
462
00:26:56,327 --> 00:26:58,287
Bye, honey. Off to work.
463
00:26:58,496 --> 00:27:00,498
Why is he leaving a toilet
in our living room?
464
00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:02,542
Bye, honey! I'm off to work!
465
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:05,294
We are so losing the house.
466
00:27:05,503 --> 00:27:08,172
- I told you, we're going to--
-Going to be fine, I know.
467
00:27:08,339 --> 00:27:10,424
But will we be fine here
or somewhere else?
468
00:27:14,345 --> 00:27:16,806
Probate hearing is tomorrow,
maybe we'll get lucky.
469
00:27:16,973 --> 00:27:19,183
If not, I will find us a place to live.
470
00:27:19,392 --> 00:27:21,978
Okay? Please, drop Liam at V's
on your way to school.
471
00:27:22,186 --> 00:27:25,481
Everyone else grab a lunch and
head out, no truant Gallaghers today.
472
00:27:34,824 --> 00:27:38,035
You know, being guardian
doesn't make you super-mom.
473
00:27:38,202 --> 00:27:43,166
-You noticed.
-I'm just saying, uh, it's not all on you.
474
00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:48,671
Thanks.
475
00:27:58,431 --> 00:28:01,976
-How are you this morning?
-Never better.
476
00:28:02,143 --> 00:28:05,021
Replacing the toilet with a low-flow model,
much more efficient.
477
00:28:05,229 --> 00:28:07,940
-Bet it lowers the water bill.
-Oh, without question.
478
00:28:09,817 --> 00:28:13,029
Patrick, we got off on the wrong foot.
479
00:28:13,237 --> 00:28:16,157
Sending Mickey Milkovich over
with a baseball bat?
480
00:28:17,825 --> 00:28:19,076
Is that the foot you mean?
481
00:28:21,954 --> 00:28:25,166
If we let you take the house,
will you rent it to us?
482
00:28:25,374 --> 00:28:28,461
Sure. Call it 1800 a month.
483
00:28:28,669 --> 00:28:30,838
First, last and deposit.
484
00:28:31,047 --> 00:28:32,965
-You know we don't have that kind--
-No?
485
00:28:33,174 --> 00:28:36,344
I thought living in squalor
was a lifestyle choice.
486
00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:44,060
When we first started
this with Mom...
487
00:28:44,227 --> 00:28:45,978
...we approached it
like a medical procedure.
488
00:28:46,145 --> 00:28:49,482
But these last few times--
Was she acting like she was on a date?
489
00:28:49,649 --> 00:28:52,193
-She always dresses nice.
-Musk perfume, gold tips.
490
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,528
When has she ever worn gold tips
to our house?
491
00:28:54,737 --> 00:28:57,240
-Like I'd notice.
-No idea what I'm talking about?
492
00:28:57,448 --> 00:28:59,992
Maybe she made an extra effort.
493
00:29:00,159 --> 00:29:01,661
Aha!
494
00:29:02,245 --> 00:29:03,871
What's wrong with that?
495
00:29:04,330 --> 00:29:06,082
Low-cut dress?
Fuck-me pumps?
496
00:29:06,290 --> 00:29:09,001
Maybe she's excited to have a grandchild.
497
00:29:09,168 --> 00:29:10,962
Wants me to be properly motivated.
498
00:29:11,170 --> 00:29:13,339
-That doesn't freak you out?
-Whole thing freaks me out.
499
00:29:13,506 --> 00:29:15,508
I'm trying not to think about it.
500
00:29:16,592 --> 00:29:20,638
I'm like a professional athlete.
If I think, it affects my performance.
501
00:29:21,013 --> 00:29:24,850
My job is to not think.
502
00:29:35,736 --> 00:29:37,363
Fuck! Fuck!
503
00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:39,240
[LAUGHING]
504
00:29:45,371 --> 00:29:47,915
If you're gonna follow me to work,
how about giving me a ride?
505
00:29:48,082 --> 00:29:50,918
I'm not your chauffeur.
And don't burn the milk.
506
00:29:51,127 --> 00:29:52,753
It's not good if you burn it.
507
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,380
Jimmy!
508
00:29:55,715 --> 00:29:57,967
Andy from med school.
509
00:29:58,926 --> 00:30:02,555
-I'm at County General, down the street.
-No kidding.
510
00:30:02,722 --> 00:30:04,682
Good to see you.
511
00:30:06,058 --> 00:30:09,186
I love this place. Great coffee.
512
00:30:09,353 --> 00:30:13,482
-Uh, you're a working man now, huh?
-Oh, management trainee.
513
00:30:13,649 --> 00:30:16,527
They won't let you buy a franchise
until you've run one of their stores.
514
00:30:16,736 --> 00:30:19,655
Nice.
I hear these places are a gold mine.
515
00:30:22,491 --> 00:30:24,160
What can I get you, man?
516
00:30:24,327 --> 00:30:26,829
Hey, you know Adam Britt,
Nick St a this, Mark.
517
00:30:27,038 --> 00:30:29,915
They're all doing residencies in Chicago.
518
00:30:30,124 --> 00:30:33,544
Nick's ortho, Mark's a surgeon.
We're grabbing dinner tomorrow night.
519
00:30:33,711 --> 00:30:35,671
-You should join us.
-Sounds fun.
520
00:30:35,838 --> 00:30:37,381
But I'm not sure if I can.
521
00:30:37,590 --> 00:30:40,426
They would love to see you,
you gotta come.
522
00:30:44,347 --> 00:30:45,931
Um...
523
00:30:46,182 --> 00:30:48,768
Double cappuccino with nonfat.
524
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:01,864
I was going to wait for the landlord,
but, uh, someone kicked the door in for us.
525
00:31:02,031 --> 00:31:03,741
That's considerate.
526
00:31:05,076 --> 00:31:08,162
-At least it's in our price range.
-Barely.
527
00:31:08,329 --> 00:31:10,498
It's not like we live in the Gold Coast now.
528
00:31:10,664 --> 00:31:13,417
Place just needs some paint,
a case of roach motels.
529
00:31:13,584 --> 00:31:17,421
Down the road, we save some money,
maybe find a house back in our old 'hood.
530
00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:22,843
-Need a crack pipe?
-Better not touch that.
531
00:31:23,010 --> 00:31:26,055
Touch it? I'm ready to smoke out of it.
532
00:31:29,642 --> 00:31:32,645
Guess I'll call the landlord
and tell him we'll take it.
533
00:31:38,359 --> 00:31:39,610
Mm.
534
00:31:39,777 --> 00:31:41,487
[RETCHES]
535
00:31:50,162 --> 00:31:53,332
Need to watch your baby brother.
Who's that puking on his Timberlands?
536
00:31:53,499 --> 00:31:56,502
Cousin Patrick.
He's got nausea...
537
00:31:56,710 --> 00:32:02,508
...shortness of breath, blood in urine,
severe illness and death.
538
00:32:02,716 --> 00:32:05,553
-What the hell are you reading?
-Rat poison.
539
00:32:11,851 --> 00:32:13,269
Hi! Hi.
540
00:32:13,436 --> 00:32:15,396
We are, um, Retard Nation.
541
00:32:15,938 --> 00:32:20,276
We're a local organization, but,
as the name suggests, we're going national.
542
00:32:20,484 --> 00:32:23,529
We're promoting the idea
that people with Down syndrome...
543
00:32:23,737 --> 00:32:27,658
...need to reclaim their own identities
in order to define themselves.
544
00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:30,578
So if you'd like to,
you can make a donation...
545
00:32:30,786 --> 00:32:33,956
-...or if you'd like to buy a T-shirt--
-What the hell is this?
546
00:32:34,165 --> 00:32:36,876
We're a local organization,
Retard Nation--
547
00:32:37,084 --> 00:32:39,753
-Take it down. Now.
-I'm afraid I can't do that.
548
00:32:39,962 --> 00:32:42,590
You're not gonna stand in front
of my market with this sign.
549
00:32:42,798 --> 00:32:44,758
Pack it up now or I'll do it. All right?
550
00:32:44,925 --> 00:32:49,763
Sir, we will not be intimidated by normies.
551
00:32:50,181 --> 00:32:52,349
-By what?
-By normies.
552
00:32:52,558 --> 00:32:56,479
Goddamn it, get this crap out of here.
All of it. Now. I'm very sorry.
553
00:32:56,687 --> 00:33:01,108
Do not touch me in front of my market!
This is hate speech! Get your hands off me!
554
00:33:01,317 --> 00:33:03,861
[CHANTING]
Me-tard, you-tard, Retard Nation!
555
00:33:07,698 --> 00:33:14,663
So this is it. It's only a one-bedroom,
but I'm at work a lot.
556
00:33:14,830 --> 00:33:16,373
-Christopher.
-Yeah, Frank?
557
00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:21,003
In order for the healing to begin,
it's important that you be honest...
558
00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:25,090
...and tell me where you hide your booze.
Under the cushions? Back of the closet?
559
00:33:25,299 --> 00:33:29,678
-I threw it out.
-Do you mind if I look around?
560
00:33:29,845 --> 00:33:32,932
-In case you missed a bottle.
-Yeah, yeah that's smart.
561
00:33:33,265 --> 00:33:36,310
-Where do you work?
-I'm a vet tech for the city.
562
00:33:36,519 --> 00:33:39,980
- I deal with stray cats and dogs.
-Meaning you kill them?
563
00:33:40,147 --> 00:33:43,025
In veterinary parlance,
it's called "control."
564
00:33:43,567 --> 00:33:46,278
Sometimes I rescue
a beauty like Bessie, there.
565
00:33:47,655 --> 00:33:49,323
Makes me feel better about it all.
566
00:33:50,157 --> 00:33:53,702
Hey! I've got a surprise for you.
Why don't I grab it?
567
00:33:53,911 --> 00:33:56,288
FRANK: What sort of surprise?
-You'll see.
568
00:34:02,795 --> 00:34:04,171
Hey.
569
00:34:11,512 --> 00:34:13,180
You know your dog is dead, right?
570
00:34:13,389 --> 00:34:15,182
Taxidermy is a hobby of mine!
571
00:34:21,146 --> 00:34:25,192
So when you say "rescue,” you mean
bring them home and stuff them...
572
00:34:25,359 --> 00:34:27,278
...because most people,
when they use that word--
573
00:34:27,444 --> 00:34:31,574
Meatball subs!
Like you said, remember?
574
00:34:31,782 --> 00:34:35,494
-Simple pleasures, living in the moment.
FRANK: Sounds like something I would say.
575
00:34:35,661 --> 00:34:38,289
You mentioned you're a Bears fan.
There's no game on...
576
00:34:38,455 --> 00:34:42,543
...but I've got last season's highlights!
You eat, I'll cue it up.
577
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,423
Want a blanket?
It's kind of chilly.
578
00:34:50,342 --> 00:34:54,597
I have a new respect for baristas. It turns out
it's a highly demanding craft, who knew?
579
00:34:54,805 --> 00:34:58,475
You just keep burning the shit out of your...
What's up?
580
00:34:59,727 --> 00:35:00,811
Tell him.
581
00:35:02,313 --> 00:35:03,522
I killed Patrick.
582
00:35:05,274 --> 00:35:06,900
What?
583
00:35:20,164 --> 00:35:23,709
Option four: kill Patrick.
Why skip an option?
584
00:35:23,917 --> 00:35:25,336
The life-in-prison thing.
585
00:35:25,669 --> 00:35:28,339
I realize you've had
sketchy parental role models, okay?
586
00:35:28,547 --> 00:35:32,217
But as your newly appointed guardian,
can we agree that offing people is not cool?
587
00:35:32,384 --> 00:35:35,846
-Can we get on the same page with that?
-Yeah.
588
00:35:36,055 --> 00:35:39,391
If this comes back to us,
if we get charged with homicide...
589
00:35:39,558 --> 00:35:42,227
...do you realize how serious that is?
590
00:35:43,854 --> 00:35:45,397
What?
591
00:35:45,564 --> 00:35:47,066
Liam.
592
00:35:47,274 --> 00:35:48,359
DEBBIE:
Oh, Liam!
593
00:35:49,151 --> 00:35:50,569
Ugh.
594
00:35:52,071 --> 00:35:53,864
Ah. Got him in time.
595
00:35:54,073 --> 00:35:56,825
Need to come up with an explanation
in case the cops tie this to us.
596
00:35:56,992 --> 00:36:01,163
Like, we have rats,
and Carl threw poison everywhere.
597
00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:02,665
-That works.
-It does?
598
00:36:02,873 --> 00:36:04,708
Anyone will know it's not far-fetched.
599
00:36:04,917 --> 00:36:06,752
Get everyone
SO we can get our stories straight.
600
00:36:06,919 --> 00:36:08,128
Okay.
601
00:36:08,379 --> 00:36:09,630
[SIGHS]
602
00:36:09,797 --> 00:36:11,256
I'm raising a sociopath.
603
00:36:11,465 --> 00:36:14,551
I'm sure your cousin went to the hospital.
He'll probably live.
604
00:36:16,095 --> 00:36:17,721
Hopefully.
605
00:36:19,807 --> 00:36:23,018
-Mandy. I thought that was you.
-The fuck you doing here?
606
00:36:23,185 --> 00:36:26,522
Re-enrolling.
So I know you're seeing Lip.
607
00:36:26,689 --> 00:36:28,649
Like I told him, I think it's great.
608
00:36:29,983 --> 00:36:34,321
-You talked to Lip?
-I came by last Tuesday to say hi.
609
00:36:34,488 --> 00:36:35,614
I didn't come inside.
610
00:36:35,823 --> 00:36:39,410
Lip didn't want me inside because,
you know, he didn't want to upset you.
611
00:36:39,827 --> 00:36:42,037
Why would I be upset?
612
00:36:42,204 --> 00:36:43,247
Oh.
613
00:36:43,414 --> 00:36:48,001
You wouldn't. Forget it.
I just meant I'm happy for you guys.
614
00:36:52,256 --> 00:36:54,049
Latte.
615
00:36:54,216 --> 00:36:57,553
Wait till you try these pancakes.
Organic blueberries.
616
00:36:57,761 --> 00:37:00,097
You're adjusting very well, for an addict.
617
00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,349
Thanks to you, sponsor.
618
00:37:02,558 --> 00:37:07,354
If it weren't for you, this place would be
littered with whiskey bottles.
619
00:37:07,646 --> 00:37:10,315
FRANK:
What was your drink of choice?
620
00:37:10,482 --> 00:37:13,694
CHRIS: Terry's.
-Never heard of that.
621
00:37:13,861 --> 00:37:16,196
Terry's, uh, Malted Whiskey.
622
00:37:16,405 --> 00:37:18,699
You mean, malt whiskey?
Like single-malt?
623
00:37:18,907 --> 00:37:21,160
All kinds of malt.
624
00:37:21,368 --> 00:37:25,748
I'd get up in the morning and drink
a full keg of beer. Man was that bad.
625
00:37:27,124 --> 00:37:29,668
A keg is 15 gallons.
626
00:37:29,835 --> 00:37:34,631
If I didn't know better,
I would think you're making stuff up.
627
00:37:34,798 --> 00:37:38,093
Our relationship is based on honesty,
Christopher.
628
00:37:41,847 --> 00:37:45,726
I tried to drink alcohol.
I just don't like the taste!
629
00:37:45,934 --> 00:37:48,020
Jesus Christ. You're not an alcoholic?
630
00:37:48,187 --> 00:37:50,522
-Forgive me.
-Well, then why go to AA?
631
00:37:50,689 --> 00:37:55,360
-Why have me as your sponsor?
-Please, Frank, please don't move out.
632
00:37:55,694 --> 00:37:58,197
Everything is going so good with us.
633
00:37:58,947 --> 00:38:01,867
I won't lie to you again, I promise.
634
00:38:02,034 --> 00:38:04,870
-I'll make us prime rib.
-Ugh.
635
00:38:07,873 --> 00:38:10,667
Last night of Mom's ovulation cycle,
thank God.
636
00:38:10,834 --> 00:38:14,296
She just needs to screw Kevin and
not enjoy it. That's not unreasonable.
637
00:38:14,463 --> 00:38:18,509
It's what every daughter wants
from her mother. What time is it?
638
00:38:18,675 --> 00:38:20,511
Three-fifteen and still no Patrick.
639
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:22,846
-We don't want him to come.
-It's a toss-up.
640
00:38:23,055 --> 00:38:25,349
If he does show,
the judge gives our house away.
641
00:38:25,516 --> 00:38:29,061
If he doesn't, he's probably dead,
so we get to keep the house...
642
00:38:29,228 --> 00:38:32,731
-...until we all go to prison.
-The estate of Ginger Gallagher.
643
00:38:35,108 --> 00:38:36,902
LIP: Here we go.
-Guys?
644
00:38:40,697 --> 00:38:42,366
[COUGHS]
645
00:39:00,384 --> 00:39:02,344
What now? Start packing?
646
00:39:02,511 --> 00:39:05,722
Fiona said that you guys found
a place to rent. Take any photos?
647
00:39:08,559 --> 00:39:11,436
You're kidding? You're serious.
648
00:39:16,358 --> 00:39:18,569
You knew Karen was in town, didn't you?
649
00:39:19,736 --> 00:39:22,531
-I heard that, yeah.
-You heard it?
650
00:39:28,954 --> 00:39:32,416
- I saw her.
-You saw her or fucked her?
651
00:39:34,001 --> 00:39:37,296
If you've got a problem with me being here,
just say so.
652
00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:40,549
I don't want to be somewhere
that I'm not wanted, so man up.
653
00:39:40,716 --> 00:39:43,010
-Tell me.
- have a problem with you being here.
654
00:39:44,219 --> 00:39:47,556
You act like we had a conversation.
Never happened.
655
00:39:48,515 --> 00:39:51,852
That I said it was okay for you to leave
your stuff here and show up uninvited.
656
00:39:52,019 --> 00:39:57,024
Do my laundry and act like my wife.
But we never had that conversation...
657
00:39:57,816 --> 00:39:59,109
...did we?
658
00:40:01,653 --> 00:40:03,864
I never asked you to be here.
659
00:40:04,573 --> 00:40:07,117
I don't fucking deserve this.
660
00:40:15,959 --> 00:40:18,045
You found a new house for rent?
661
00:40:19,671 --> 00:40:21,006
That's great.
662
00:40:23,050 --> 00:40:25,552
Landlord says it's ours,
if we want it.
663
00:40:26,386 --> 00:40:27,471
New school?
664
00:40:29,264 --> 00:40:30,682
Yeah.
665
00:40:33,143 --> 00:40:34,811
I'm sorry.
666
00:40:34,978 --> 00:40:38,148
I never should've let this happen.
I'm so sorry.
667
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:47,115
I'm kind of sick of this place anyway.
Be nice to have a change.
668
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,084
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY
ON STEREO]
669
00:40:58,418 --> 00:40:59,461
[KNOCKING ON WINDOW]
670
00:40:59,628 --> 00:41:01,129
[SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE]
671
00:41:03,632 --> 00:41:05,759
Going out with
some medical school friends.
672
00:41:05,926 --> 00:41:08,011
Totally upstanding citizens.
Give me a ride?
673
00:41:08,178 --> 00:41:09,638
-I'm not your--
-"Not your chauffeur.”
674
00:41:09,805 --> 00:41:12,849
You'd rather me take the I train, make
you get out of your car and follow me?
675
00:41:18,939 --> 00:41:20,023
Chicago and La Satie.
676
00:41:28,031 --> 00:41:30,409
-Don't you look nice?
KEVIN: Yes, she does.
677
00:41:30,617 --> 00:41:36,665
I brought some rose,
more candles and, uh, some CDs.
678
00:41:36,873 --> 00:41:40,877
You like D'Angelo, Kevie?
Little music to set the mood.
679
00:41:41,044 --> 00:41:45,841
It's great you wanna set the mood, Mama.
Kev and I wanna keep this straightforward.
680
00:41:46,049 --> 00:41:48,760
-More like a procedure.
-As opposed to what?
681
00:41:48,969 --> 00:41:50,554
-A date?
-Excuse me?
682
00:41:50,721 --> 00:41:52,806
I'm not some whore comes over
in a raggedy T-shirt...
683
00:41:52,973 --> 00:41:55,726
...has relations with your boyfriend
and leaves.
684
00:41:55,934 --> 00:41:58,937
If we gonna do this, we might as well
get some ambiance.
685
00:41:59,146 --> 00:42:02,566
Otherwise, get some trashy thing won't
mind if you bend her over the kitchen table.
686
00:42:02,774 --> 00:42:07,320
-She doesn't mean it like that, Mama.
-Is this happening or not?
687
00:42:07,487 --> 00:42:09,531
I wanna hear my CD.
688
00:42:09,698 --> 00:42:10,741
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
689
00:42:10,907 --> 00:42:12,034
Come in.
690
00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:17,622
Oh.
691
00:42:17,789 --> 00:42:19,875
Not who I was expecting.
692
00:42:23,837 --> 00:42:27,632
That guy in New York, he, uh--?
He really take your money?
693
00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:29,843
Think I would lie about that?
694
00:42:30,802 --> 00:42:36,433
Why not? Make everyone feel bad for you,
lower their guard.
695
00:42:37,601 --> 00:42:42,105
Poor Karen,
back home with her tail between her legs.
696
00:42:43,899 --> 00:42:47,402
That's right, it's all an act.
697
00:42:48,945 --> 00:42:51,323
-Did you talk to Mandy?
-Who?
698
00:42:51,490 --> 00:42:54,826
Oh, Mandy, right. Yeah, at school.
699
00:42:55,035 --> 00:42:56,661
Kind of a skank, don't you think?
700
00:42:56,828 --> 00:43:01,291
So you dropped napalm on my relationship
without even getting your hands dirty.
701
00:43:03,043 --> 00:43:05,462
It's not like you lost your touch.
702
00:43:10,509 --> 00:43:12,469
What do you want?
703
00:43:13,553 --> 00:43:15,222
Take your clothes off.
704
00:43:17,265 --> 00:43:18,642
[HORN HONKING]
705
00:43:24,231 --> 00:43:26,316
Hey!
706
00:43:26,525 --> 00:43:27,901
Hey!
707
00:43:29,945 --> 00:43:31,446
You think that T-shirt's funny?
708
00:43:31,655 --> 00:43:35,826
No, no. It's political.
It's actually pro-tard.
709
00:43:36,034 --> 00:43:38,745
Yeah? Well, tell that to my sister.
710
00:43:46,753 --> 00:43:48,088
Oh, shit.
711
00:43:50,632 --> 00:43:51,842
[FRANK GROANS]
712
00:43:52,008 --> 00:43:53,093
Nice.
713
00:43:55,387 --> 00:43:56,555
[BRUNO MARS' "AMAZING"
PLAYING ON RADIO]
714
00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:58,014
Ooh. That's it, baby. That's it.
715
00:43:58,181 --> 00:44:01,893
Ooh. Ooh, yeah. Ooh!
716
00:44:02,060 --> 00:44:03,103
Oh, yeah.
717
00:44:03,270 --> 00:44:05,730
That's it. Ooh. That's it.
718
00:44:05,897 --> 00:44:08,900
Bring it home.
Bring it home, baby! Ooh!
719
00:44:09,067 --> 00:44:11,945
Yeah, ooh. Ooh! Ye-- Agh!
720
00:44:12,112 --> 00:44:15,740
Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
721
00:44:15,907 --> 00:44:17,033
[MUSIC STOPS]
722
00:44:17,993 --> 00:44:21,496
You people want to have a baby, beautiful,
but find another way to do it.
723
00:44:21,663 --> 00:44:24,416
I can't be working under these conditions.
724
00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:26,001
We'll call you.
725
00:44:26,168 --> 00:44:28,128
[KAREN & LIP GRUNTING]
726
00:44:31,882 --> 00:44:33,717
SHEILA:
Karen, honey? Can you come down?
727
00:44:33,884 --> 00:44:36,052
-Don't stop.
-I wasn't planning on it.
728
00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:40,932
Karen? Mrs. Wong is here!
Come on in.
729
00:44:41,099 --> 00:44:43,351
Timmy saw you at the supermarket.
730
00:44:44,019 --> 00:44:47,439
Oh! Oh, that's just my volunteer work,
for Hymie's sake.
731
00:44:47,647 --> 00:44:50,192
-You have to stop that shit.
-Aah! Excuse me?
732
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,278
Timmy saw you fight with that man.
He's embarrassed for you.
733
00:44:53,695 --> 00:44:58,283
Well, I don't know if it's a cultural thing
and you're not aware, but you're being rude.
734
00:44:58,491 --> 00:45:01,161
Jody, can you help
Mrs. Wong with the crib?
735
00:45:01,369 --> 00:45:03,914
You act crazy,
I can't leave the baby with you.
736
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,083
What about you trying to cure him
with your Chinese herbs!
737
00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:09,878
You need to accept him for who he is!
738
00:45:12,047 --> 00:45:13,632
No more baby.
739
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,967
Let me know which car is yours,
I'll load it up.
740
00:45:16,134 --> 00:45:17,302
She's hoarding Hymie!
741
00:45:17,510 --> 00:45:21,014
-What?
-Okay, I won't volunteer anymore...
742
00:45:21,181 --> 00:45:22,807
...If that's what you want.
743
00:45:24,559 --> 00:45:26,228
-You promise?
-I promise.
744
00:45:26,436 --> 00:45:29,689
I bring the baby tomorrow,
but I stay to watch you.
745
00:45:29,856 --> 00:45:30,941
Okay.
746
00:45:32,692 --> 00:45:36,529
-Blue Impala.
-Okay.
747
00:45:36,696 --> 00:45:40,867
Your Karen is right.
This is not a good place for baby.
748
00:45:41,076 --> 00:45:43,912
Karen? When did you talk to Karen?
749
00:45:46,164 --> 00:45:49,834
What kind of a creep uses
Alcoholics Anonymous...
750
00:45:50,001 --> 00:45:52,128
...to cater to his nefarious agenda?
751
00:45:52,295 --> 00:45:55,924
It is a slap in the face to everyone
who attends the program.
752
00:45:56,091 --> 00:45:58,551
Nice shirt, Frank.
Not that we didn't know.
753
00:45:58,718 --> 00:46:00,345
[LAUGHING]
754
00:46:00,512 --> 00:46:01,888
TOMMY:
He doesn't need a sponsor...
755
00:46:02,472 --> 00:46:05,183
...but he lets you live there rent-free
and he's feeding you?
756
00:46:05,392 --> 00:46:07,018
Doesn't add up, does it?
757
00:46:07,227 --> 00:46:10,438
If I were you, I'd make sure
he's not a rapist or a serial killer.
758
00:46:10,647 --> 00:46:13,024
You said he's a loner, right?
Super-neat?
759
00:46:13,233 --> 00:46:15,694
Bet he's got hardwood floors.
760
00:46:15,860 --> 00:46:19,197
-So?
-Carpets get blood stains.
761
00:46:19,364 --> 00:46:21,825
-Heh.
-What's he do for a living?
762
00:46:23,410 --> 00:46:26,871
He kills animals.
Occasionally stuffs them--
763
00:46:27,038 --> 00:46:29,124
-He what?
-It's called "animal control"...
764
00:46:29,291 --> 00:46:33,920
-...in veterinary parlance.
-It's called "he's Jeffrey-fucking-Dahmer."
765
00:46:35,297 --> 00:46:39,551
Finds a guy no one will miss, gets him
to move in, pumps him full of vet drugs...
766
00:46:39,759 --> 00:46:42,512
He's gonna drill a hole in your head
and turn you into a sex slave.
767
00:46:42,679 --> 00:46:46,474
Before we get carried away,
Christopher had a sponsor before me.
768
00:46:46,641 --> 00:46:50,145
-The guy moved to Florida.
-He moved to Florida? Who told you that?
769
00:46:50,312 --> 00:46:52,230
-Christopher?
-Christopher.
770
00:46:52,397 --> 00:46:57,485
Be careful, Frank. You're gonna wake up
and find your dick in a Ziploc in his freezer.
771
00:46:59,237 --> 00:47:01,990
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
772
00:47:23,887 --> 00:47:26,264
Fiona!
773
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,851
-What's going on?
-Got Patrick Gallagher outside...
774
00:47:30,018 --> 00:47:33,063
-...with an eviction notice.
-You're throwing us out?
775
00:47:33,229 --> 00:47:37,067
-It's supposed to take a couple weeks.
-Normally. The guy seems like an asshole.
776
00:47:37,275 --> 00:47:40,945
I'm trying to chill him out, but he's made
accusations. Said you tried to kill him.
777
00:47:41,154 --> 00:47:44,908
FIONA: That's ridiculous.
-Has a toxicology report from the hospital.
778
00:47:45,116 --> 00:47:47,660
Says he won't press charges
if you move out tonight.
779
00:47:47,827 --> 00:47:50,580
-He can't be serious.
-Seems to be serious.
780
00:47:50,789 --> 00:47:52,791
But Patrick loves me.
781
00:47:52,999 --> 00:47:55,627
Yeah, well, is there a place you can go?
782
00:47:55,835 --> 00:47:58,838
-Tonight? No.
-Patrick gave me candy.
783
00:47:59,047 --> 00:48:00,340
Debs, go get Lip and lan.
784
00:48:00,507 --> 00:48:03,802
Then he got in bed with me,
and touched me in my nice places.
785
00:48:06,846 --> 00:48:10,809
TONY: What was that?
-About candy or Patrick touching me?
786
00:48:11,893 --> 00:48:13,019
Patrick Gallagher?
787
00:48:13,186 --> 00:48:14,312
DEBBIE:
Mm-hm.
788
00:48:14,479 --> 00:48:17,649
And when you say "nice places"...
789
00:48:19,109 --> 00:48:21,277
Ah, private places.
790
00:48:36,084 --> 00:48:37,627
Frank?
791
00:48:39,879 --> 00:48:41,464
Oh, fuck!
792
00:48:42,382 --> 00:48:43,967
Frank.
793
00:48:46,928 --> 00:48:49,556
Frank? Frank?
794
00:48:51,641 --> 00:48:53,309
Frank?
795
00:48:56,688 --> 00:48:58,314
Frank?
796
00:49:00,191 --> 00:49:01,359
-Oh!
-Agh, ah--
797
00:49:01,526 --> 00:49:03,903
Get away from me!
These people are witnesses.
798
00:49:04,112 --> 00:49:06,656
Where have you been?
Been looking all over for you.
799
00:49:06,865 --> 00:49:09,409
-What do you want?
-Are you all right? Had a relapse?
800
00:49:09,576 --> 00:49:11,578
-Don't touch me.
- I could be your sponsor.
801
00:49:11,744 --> 00:49:14,581
Not a drinker, but I've been to so many
meetings, I know the procedure.
802
00:49:14,789 --> 00:49:19,419
-No! No, no, thank you.
-I'm sorry if I freaked you out.
803
00:49:19,627 --> 00:49:24,424
I'm not real good with people, really.
804
00:49:25,258 --> 00:49:28,887
-It was great having someone to talk to.
-Get a room, assholes!
805
00:49:30,472 --> 00:49:33,516
I'm sorry, Frank. See you around.
806
00:49:33,725 --> 00:49:35,226
Wait, wait.
807
00:49:35,768 --> 00:49:38,146
You're not gonna stuff me
or drill a hole in my head?
808
00:49:38,354 --> 00:49:40,982
-What?
-Your interest in me is not of a perverse...
809
00:49:41,149 --> 00:49:45,820
-...or sexual nature?
-No. Nothing like that.
810
00:49:45,987 --> 00:49:49,991
I mean, if you're saying you want
to have sex with me...
811
00:49:50,867 --> 00:49:52,118
...I guess I'd do my best.
812
00:49:53,745 --> 00:49:56,498
What happened to your old sponsor?
813
00:49:56,664 --> 00:50:01,503
Either he's in Florida, or he's avoiding me.
Thinks I'm creepy.
814
00:50:01,669 --> 00:50:03,755
Being clingy and all. And lonely.
815
00:50:03,963 --> 00:50:06,466
So basically, the problem is you're clingy.
816
00:50:09,219 --> 00:50:12,055
-What's for dinner at your place?
-Rib eyes.
817
00:50:12,222 --> 00:50:14,182
We stop at the liquor store
and you're paying?
818
00:50:14,390 --> 00:50:16,351
-Anything you want.
-Let's go.
819
00:50:16,559 --> 00:50:18,728
-Really? You mean it?
-Ha, ha.
820
00:50:18,937 --> 00:50:21,606
Clingy is a walk in the park.
821
00:50:22,607 --> 00:50:24,150
Happy Thanksgiving.
822
00:50:25,818 --> 00:50:27,445
-I really like her.
-Oh, yeah?
823
00:50:27,612 --> 00:50:28,780
FRANK:
She's a poet.
824
00:50:35,954 --> 00:50:39,624
SHEILA: Karen.
-Aah! Mom, you scared me.
825
00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:42,919
You told me you came home
to be with Hymie.
826
00:50:43,378 --> 00:50:49,425
But you told the Wongs to come
take Hymie. Why would you do that?
827
00:50:52,136 --> 00:50:55,515
I missed you, Mom.
828
00:50:58,601 --> 00:51:00,395
So it's true?
829
00:51:00,603 --> 00:51:05,650
Everything was better
before Hymie came along. Just you and me.
830
00:51:06,901 --> 00:51:09,237
I wanted us back.
831
00:51:11,531 --> 00:51:13,199
I love you.
832
00:51:18,830 --> 00:51:20,915
PATRICK: You're shitting me.
-Standard police procedure.
833
00:51:21,082 --> 00:51:23,668
We'll have to meet the sex crimes
detectives at the station unless--
834
00:51:23,835 --> 00:51:25,920
-Unless what?
-The charges are dropped.
835
00:51:26,129 --> 00:51:27,380
PATRICK:
Charges are dr--
836
00:51:29,132 --> 00:51:32,510
-Four hundred a month rent. No deposit.
-Are you in on this?
837
00:51:32,677 --> 00:51:35,847
Not in on anything. I'm, however,
gonna make a radio call.
838
00:51:38,975 --> 00:51:42,270
You can take your 400
and shove it up your ass.
839
00:51:42,437 --> 00:51:45,898
I remember your hands touching me and--
840
00:51:46,107 --> 00:51:50,528
-Twelve-hundred.
-You said it was our little secret.
841
00:51:50,695 --> 00:51:55,241
-But I knew it was wrong.
-Jesus! Wha--?
842
00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:58,786
-Nine hundred, final offer.
-Five hundred, no deposit.
843
00:51:58,953 --> 00:52:01,372
I need a 50-year lease
and I want that in writing.
844
00:52:07,128 --> 00:52:09,714
Hey, check it out.
Left a poison sandwich in the crawl space.
845
00:52:09,881 --> 00:52:11,799
-Do--!
-No, no, no, no, no!
846
00:52:11,966 --> 00:52:13,092
[LIAM GIGGLES]
847
00:52:13,259 --> 00:52:14,344
Ugh, too late.
848
00:52:17,597 --> 00:52:20,183
-Why the outpouring of affection?
-We didn't lose the house.
849
00:52:20,391 --> 00:52:21,559
I was molested.
It worked out.
850
00:52:21,726 --> 00:52:23,353
-What?
-We can stay.
851
00:52:31,402 --> 00:52:33,613
I put your toothbrush back in the cup.
852
00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:36,991
Want an eye mask?
Curtains let a lot of light in.
853
00:52:37,158 --> 00:52:38,284
Thanks.
854
00:52:39,035 --> 00:52:41,537
-Night, Frank.
-Good night, Christopher.
855
00:52:51,339 --> 00:52:53,716
-I'm going to bed, babe.
-All right, I'll be up in a second.
856
00:52:53,883 --> 00:52:55,343
[PHONE RINGS]
857
00:52:57,637 --> 00:52:58,805
Who's that?
858
00:52:59,514 --> 00:53:01,265
-Carol.
-My mother?
859
00:53:01,432 --> 00:53:03,643
My mother is texting you at 1:30
in the fucking morning?
860
00:53:04,686 --> 00:53:06,604
Shit, that's not funny, is it? Ha-ha-ha.
861
00:53:07,939 --> 00:53:11,693
I'm just playing. It's Kate calling in sick
for her shift tomorrow.
862
00:53:11,859 --> 00:53:14,445
Sorry, baby. Ha-ha-ha.
863
00:53:15,279 --> 00:53:16,948
Ah.
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