Original subtitles

Brain: PINKY?

HMM?

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING THERE?

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE, CHEESE?

MMMM...EHHH...

I'M GOING TO COUNT TO 3.

HERE! OH, I'M SORRY, BRAIN.

IT'S JUST THAT--NARF!

CHEESE! I MEAN, I DIDN'T WANNA--

WHAA HOO! WHAA HOO! I WANT TO LIVE!

PINKY! DO YOU WANT A TIME-OUT?

MM-MMM.

UM, BEING ABLE TO SHRED PAPER INTO LITTLE, TINY BITS?

OH, YES, PINKY.

THEN WE CAN FIRE SPITBALLS AT AL GORE AND GET HIM ALL CONFUSED.

OH, GOODY! THIS IS A FUN-FUN, SILLY-WILLY PLAN!

WHOO HA HA HA HA!

DON'T MAKE ME SEPARATE YOU.

[MICE SQUEAKING]

SHH!

Pinky: ♪ WE'RE GOING TO CATCH US SOME MICE ♪

SILENCE, PINKY.

GRAB THE ROPE.

NOW!

EGAD. WHAT IS IT, BRAIN?

PINKY, THESE 2 MICE. IT CAN'T BE.

WHAT?

THESE MICE ARE MY PARENTS.

[GASPS]

NAAARRRRF!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

THIS IS PATHETIC, PINKY.

I CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH THEM.

I-I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THEM.

AND I'VE CHANGED SO MUCH, THEY DON'T KNOW ME.

BECAUSE YOU'VE MATURED.

NO, BECAUSE MY BRAIN HAS BEEN ALTERED

WHEN WORN BY A NORMAL MOUSE, PINKY,

THE PENSAMPLIVOX WILL GIVE THEM THE GIFT OF SPEECH,

DIRECT ACCESS TO THEIR THOUGHTS.

Brain: ON.

[BOTH COUGHING] MOTHER? FATHER?

IS THERE A BROOM AROUND HERE?

OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR A HURRICANE TO COME THROUGH?

I'D SAY ONE DID.

MOTHER, IT'S-- IT'S FINE.

COU--COULDN'T WE JUST TALK?

A BROOM?

BUT WE'VE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN BEFORE.

I'M GONNA COUNT TO 3.

PINKY, MY PARENTS...

OH, I KNOW, BRAIN!

THEY'RE SUPER! NARF!

NYAH HA HA HA!

NARF? HA HA HA HA HA!

THAT'S FUNNY, NARF!

HA HA HA HA HA! WE LIKE YOUR FRIEND, SON.

NARF!

SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE A CAPE OR SOMETHING?

PINKY, MY PARENTS, THEY'RE DRIVING ME INSANE.

EGAD, BRAIN. REALLY?

OOH. WELL, THAT KINDA LEAVES ME WITHOUT MUCH TO DO.

UH, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THOSE SPEECH GIZMOS AWAY FROM THEM?

YOU'RE RIGHT, PINKY,

AND THEN, GET THEM REALLY FAR AWAY FROM HERE.

[BRAIN READING]

AND I THOUGHT, WHAT WOULD YOU ENJOY MORE

THAN A TRIP TO...FLORIDA.

THAT WAS NICE, BRAIN.

THANK YOU, PINKY.

AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP.

HERE. THIS IS FOR YOU.

WHAT IS IT?

A DINOSAUR STICKER.

[GASPS] NARF!

OH, THANK YOU, BRAIN! AH HO HO! HOLD ME!

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--