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Mother I'II burn you paper money
rest in peace
Almost time to throw things down
He's done this 3 nights this week
Whoever runs away first will lose
No, who runs away first pays double
Those people are so bored
why throw things out from a height?
Aren't we more bored
to wait for them to throw things?
Please bless Wing to grow up and be obedient
Wing, since grandma's death
burn some incense for her
There's no elevator tonight
It's exhausting to climb up the stairs
What's going on?
After you come back tonight
hope you can eat enough and reborn
What use is all this ritual if you were unfilial?
Right, if she were truly filial
she shouldn't ask old people to run errands at night
they might die and nobody would know
โ Yes โ Madam Zhang, who are you referring to?
l\/Ir. Li
โ Go - Mother in law
If I did anything to offend you while you were alive
I hope you would show mercy
and forgive us
Open the door, quick
Sister, open up, I have to get something
Mom, Sister didn't open the door again
Dad, tell her to open the door
Open up, you want to die?
Youโve locked yourself up this whole week after work
News!
Number two for round two, sure win
My sister broke up with her boyfriend again
I hear something
It's getting nearer
I can't stand it any longer
You must, don't let the old guy laugh at you
Who are you calling old guy?
You lazy bones
the housing department will soon come for a check
Throw it over there this time
Hello
Mr. Hu
Where's Lo?
Over there
Add more men? Wouldn't that cost money?
Let me think about it
But the few of us...
I\/Ir. Lo, could you lend me some money?
Bastard
โ Please lend me... โ No, go to hell
Chiang, give this letter to my husband
I want to break up with him
โ Sister in law โ Brother Chiang
The novelty shop in the mall closes at ten
they usually deposit the money in the bank the next day
Let's go and steal it tomorrow night
Yeah
No, the florist next door is better
Why?
The girl there has a big bosom
Rape her
You are so useless
Let's do it tomorrow night
Then we rape her afterwards
After the heist, you'll have money
then you could get a hooker
Come on, have some principles in life, okay?
We'll rape her after we've had fun with the hooker
Wait
Last week an old woman died here
This week would there be...
Why are you so timid?
We never did any bad things
There's nothing to fear? Come on
Check the next floor
Smash me, come on
Ironman, you are being lazy again
Why are you lying there?
My wife has left me for someone else
Get up...don't block the way
Let me die
Then go smash your brain against the wall
Hello...
Are you nuts?
Youโd take my chance to die?
There's no prize for it
What was I grabbing... Why someone threw the fridge down?
It should have hit me
Captain Lo...
My son Wing has disappeared
Wing? Don't panic
he might be out playing and would return soon
No...
he's disappeared for an hour
Yes
I even picked up his watch at the lift lobby
Must have bumped into a sex maniac
โ No โ Are you nuts?
He is a boy
why would a sex maniac want him?
Sodomy
What should we do?
Ironman, get lost with your bullshit
If not sodomy, then the reason must be ransom
Shut your mouth
Alright...let me do it
You bastard, what are you talking about?
Lay down here for a while
Mr. Li, let's go upstairs and call the police
Okay
Captain Lo, please
Don't be fret
the police has been notified
they'll find your son very soon
His dad is just a humble chef
with a meagre salary
We aren't rich
so why kidnap Wing?
Mr. Li, what's the matter?
My mother was here
You must be kidding
Look, the chicken drumstick is gone
my mother must have eaten it
Are you sure?
She used to love it when alive
and have it sitting in this chair like you
Could she have returned to look for me?
Don't be like this
Cool it, I'll get you some water
Your mother hiding there to have a drumstick
What is it?
โ Mom โ Wing?
It's late, where are you going?
Naughty Gal! Hit!
Be careful! You need to pay for 3 people's shares
I will forget Johnny from this minute
God, please give me a new start
Alright, I promise you
Didn't I promise you? Speak
94136, okay, repeat
Again
okay
It's twelve o'clock now. Don't lie to me
Have a sip
No? Forget it then
Stay calm, it's not first time
What?
It's my duty to execute justice for the heavens, Right?
If I don't do it, who would?
Don't worry for me
Yeah! It's time
Sorry
Next time if your son wants to have a chicken drumstick
Be careful!
tell him not to eat in shady areas
โ he'll scare people to death โ Sure
Thank you, Captain Lo
โ You're welcome โ Thanks
Take care
Tonight let's take Wing to the hotel
Pack up. I'll call and book a room
Could you tell me the telephone number
for Good View Hotel?
Wing
Hello? Which hotel?
What is it?
Wing has disappeared again
Wing
Wait here, I'll go out and look
I'll go with you
Stay home
Hello
Wife, has Wing returned?
No, not yet
I'll return at once with Captain Lo
โ Mom โ Wing
Daughter in law
Give me back my life
Want to get away?
You are a beast, you conspired with someone to kill me
I'll kill you
You can't escape
Hello
Yeah
What are you doing here?
You son's possessed
โ Who are you โ He's possessed...
Wife
โ Husband โ What's the matter?
Wing is possessed
Who was that just now?
He got rid of Wing with aloud speaker
What's going on?
It's your mom...
If I don't die by applying high voltage to the head
Then cockroach will rule the world
It is very frightening to scare people
It's wrong, did you know that?
Yes
Then call home and say sorry
Really?
Yes
โ Hello? โ I'm your mother...
They all scared and ran off
Your voice sound too bad
Must you sound
so spooky?
That's enough, I'm a ghost after all
So what! Must ghost be so arrogant?
I'm not. They killed me
and I want revenge today
Let's speak over there
Cool
Mom
Grandma
Did I offend you?
You want to compete with me to die first?
Who is it?
โ Security Captain? โ Yes
I am Leon
Leon
Your hand has electricity
โ Are you frightened? โ You aren't frightened?
Frightened?
That ghost should have left the kid
but is still in this building
- Really? โ Captain
Is there a 7โ11 around here?
โ 7โ11? โ Convenience store?
โ Convenience store? โ Yes
Quickly go and get a bottle of conditioner
What for?
Your hair is in bad condition
it's time to nourish it
What are you talking about?
Ghosts don't like seeing someone all spruced up
so adding highlights to your hair
is a good reason for doing so
Give me 200 dollars
Here you go...
Thanks
What's the money for? For the ghost?
No, I have no money for a taxi
You speak so weird, are you insane?
Yes, heโs mentally handicapped
This bastard sneaks away every time I sleep
Bring him back, go...
I'm not going back...
We get on well
let's chat back at the mental institute
I'm not going back...
Pass me the ball
Is there someone such brave nowadays?
Do you know where he lives?
Zhong Guang Mental Hospital
I'll look for him after work
Chun, even if you lose Johnny
you needn't look for a nutcase
He's no nutcase
He's in fact a visionary living in a mental hospital
You think I don't know?
Zhong Guang Mental Hospital
Who are you looking for?
Visiting hours is over
โ I... - Robbery...
What's the matter?
Besides his passion for the arts
Vincent Van Gogh was a religious fanatic
He would rather go hungry
and to give out all his money to others
Einstein's theory on relativity influenced
many of our successful scientific theories
Steven Spielberg called me last evening and asking
how should the Jurassic Park sequel be filmed
What do you think?
Help him...
Are you looking for me?
Yes
Let me ask you
do you believe in flying saucers
or the Lochnese Monster?
Ido
We can talk then, I am Leon
Chun
Yesterday you were quite...
โ Bold โ Bold
How come you've been locked up here?
That's because I fear nothing
and precisely the reason why people think I'm nuts
I left something
What?
Something important
How come you fear nothing?
โ Are you afraid? โ It's fake
Are you afraid if it's real?
That's right
Youโre afraid because you don't expect the gun is real
Anything could happen in this world
Why? Because you have no imagination
Einstein once said
imagination is more important than knowledge
Imagination can make the impossible possible
Are you afraid?
Alright, I tell you
I saw a flying saucer when I was a kid, that is what people call a UFO now
UFO, do you understand?
When I was four I saw
the Lochnese Monster
and I chatted with
the Yeti of the Himalayas
Moreover, I have been playing
roller coaster every morning since a kid
and then I played with pirate ships in the afternoon
I sometimes played pirate ships in the morning and roller coaster in the afternoon
then played pirate ships again in the evening
Let me tell you this, I always say to young people
don't try to accomplish everything in the short term
My success is the result
of many trials
I have seen terrible things
even the weirdest things
what could be frightening to me?
Then, is our building really haunted?
Yes, I knew it already
How?
Lily told me
Who's Lily?
This pot of flower
It's shocking
There's an even more shocking matter
which will happen in your building
I'll get it resolved right now
He's asleep, don't awaken him
Are you done?
Yeah! Not yet
Do you two understand what I am talking about?
I need more men, but I don't understand
why Mr. Wu has sent you both
I don't speak Vietnamese
You two don't understand Cantonese
There's no communication at all
It's your first night at work
Go and take the rounds
from upstairs to downstairs
we'll meet in the office in an hour
What did he say?
Did he tell us we can get off work now?
Can we go home now?
Yes, one hour
Great! We're off
You two could finally follow what I am saying, go on
OK
Great, getting off work so early
We can go to tea
I might bump into a ghost anytime, damn
Hello...
Anyone coming up to accompany me down?
Ironman...
It's late, why are you so loud?
Sorry, may I use your phone?
Damn you
use the one in your office
Ghosts, excuse me
I am just passing through
Captain Lo, help me
Madam Li, I am not responsible for your death
don't hurt me
I only want your help
How could I help you?
Since you are willing, I'll come out and talk to you
Please don't
just stay on one side and talk to me
Alright then, first of all lend me forty dollars
What do you want that for?
I need dope
You need dope?
Ah Ming
Captain Lo...
Damn, you want to steal again?
No...
โ I'll kill you โ I haven't stolen
Damn it
Captain Lo, help me
Still have one. Why are you not going?
Damn, are you going or not?
How come it fell off so easily?
Not your fault, don't be afraid
A ghost!
I haven't done anything wrong
don't hurt me
I only occasionally masturbation
Captain Lo, if I want to hurt you
I would have done so last night when
I was seeking revenge on my son and his wife
You came looking for revenge?
They killed me
and are sure to suffer for it
Please reโconnect my head
I'll tell you the whole story
Reconnect your head to your body?
Thanks for the trouble
Youโre welcome
Sorry, I didn't mean to poke at your nostrils
So, tell me the whole thing
I'll report it to the police and avenge you
Thanks, Captain Lo
Why are you standing here?
Just helping to reconnect your mother's head
You want to call the police?
I have called a hooker for you
Stop drinking
Don't waste my effort
Be careful
Come...go to the washroom quickly
Youโre my good brother
How come she ain't here yet?
I'll call her
We're rich this time
Take care of it for me
Captain, what is this?
โ Wanna call the police โ Go
I'll kill you
Why do they have so much hatred?
You bitch, why have you snatched my money?
Did you think I wouldn't recognise you?
Don't run
Bitch, don't run
Don't fight with me over a girl
Wait for me...l'm here
What's wrong with you, woman?
Don't run
I told you not to run
If you keep that up
I'll leap on you
A little more work ethic please...
- Get it, Small Twin โ Wait
I'll pay you for the whole service, come on
Wait...let's check out the bag of money
What do you want now?
Where's your head? Turn back
โ Impossible โ what's the matter?
Lost your money, right?
Yes...
Damn you
Yes, I am a dead head
Ghost!
Help, someone stabbed me upstairs
Don't go up
No way out then, I'm dead for sure
Damn, go to the middle floor
Youโre bleeding
I'll take you to the hospital
Captain Lo, thanks, I'm very grateful
It's okay
anyone would do it
A kind deed is for oneself too
What?
Captain Lo, you're using me as a shield
please put me down
No, you've been hurt badly
I'll take you to the hospital
Thanks...who can take me to the hospital?
โ Jump... โ Don't...
Let us go...please...
Jump, do you hear?
You killed your mother and want to kill us too
Jump
Shut up
โ let's do it โ Yes
No, killing your mother is no big deal
if you want to, you could kill mine too
I am not as despicable as you
Actually I didn't mean to kill my mother
She was quarreling with Yun the other day
and I was about to separate them
but accidentally pushed her onto the freezer
I didn't kill my mother on purpose
Jump
Go on, quick
What's happening here?
Don't move
It's not him, it should be those two with the knives
Sorry
Don't move
Husband
Husband
You...killed my husband
I told him not to move, everyone hear that
It's not my fault
It's not your fault?
I'll die with him, and you'll pay in blood
You needn't get dressed in red
Alright, wait
Do you want to end up as a poltergeist?
Could I buy you a drink?
โ I want to die now โ An eye for an eye
I'll shoot her
I'll become a poltergeist and kill you all
Could I compensate you with money?
Really? How much?
Depending on whatever is agreeable to you
Got her
She couldn't die just like this
I can't let her die like this
You can't die like this, wake up
Everyone knows she is dead
Save your effort
and help me
He's dying, quick
Wake up...
Wake up...
Please, wake up
Would he
kill us all too?
Call the police
Are you done?
How could she resurrect after that beating?
Why did you save me?
We could talk this through
you needn't come back to haunt us
My husband is dead
Look what I've become, I'll die with him
Let's see how you can save me!
Get a pack of ice from 7โ11
โ What for? โ Just go quickly
Do we need transportation?
Luckily she didn't shoot the head
Could she be saved?
Don't know, give her a blood transfusion first
There's no blood here
There's blood allover his face
Carry him here
Youโre insane
โ Come and help... โ No
Guy, don't move! I will hit you
What's your blood type?
AB
She belongs to the B type,
why didn't you say so?
Blood transfusion is only possible between same type
Do you have any medical knowledge?
You bastard
Here's the ice
Put it on the wound
Please leave some for me
I have bled a lot too
Give me a hand
Grab her hand
You two come here
Where are you going?
Please do a good deed and kill me
I don't want to suffer any more
โ Yeah โ Why did you save me?
Drop your gun
I now know what it means to live a living death
You should target the gun
Why you hit her head?
But you should have other method, try again
Those I've killed could never be saved
The night when the soul returns, will be a bloody night
Many lives will be killed
Call the police if there's any problem
Excuse me
It's okay, go back to sleep
Chun, why did the Li's jump to their death?
Yes, who can contact their relatives
to come and take care the kid
As a security guard,
one find prostitute while at work
Another one pimping a whore for the other
You two are even worse, stealing things
Do you know what would happen if you're caught?
And, about the haunted building
Mr. Wu said cannot leak out
Are you clear?
Master, what's to be done now?
I have sent the old lady's soul
back to hell
How?
Didn't you hear me flushing?
At my age, I could not expect
to have a relation with an 80 year old woman
C'mon, treat it as a relief
Stop your bullshit! She made my private part swollen
I feel numb, look!
Really numb
Really numb?
He's pissing
See, I don't even realise that, I'm certainly dead
Master, what's to be done?
Don't panic, I think we are all hungry
let's eat first
โ What would you like? โ Fruits
Chiang, get him some fruits
What kind?
Steamed orange with black salted beans
And water melon with chilli and tofu sauce
Slightly spicy
Good morning
This is the first lesson
Let's define the meaning of fear
To understand different kinds of fear is simple
Who dares kiss him?
Ido
Sheโs really stink
I can't do it, I lose
It's okay, you've looked at me for so long
you're marvelous
Training should be a gradual process
Why should we start at a high level of difficulty?
Right, let's try something else
There's a pile of shit in my hands
who dares come and touch it?
There are many choices
why pick something so disgusting?
Why not?
Youโre saying because you have enjoyed tertiary education
and have come from the upper segment of society
You feel something like feces
is meaningless and disgusting
Similarly you've been told by your mom or aunt as a kid
that ghosts are horrifying
Even if shit doesn't stink
you'd still detest it, and
if a ghost leaves you alone, you'd still be frightened
If you could think otherwise, that'll be good
Come and touch it if you dare
I have! What have I experienced?
Idon't feel I have learnt anything
How about this?
Help!
You should learn well
This gentleman fails to relinquish traditional values
that's why he's so scared
Black magic
If you want to practice how to overcome fear
Let's rely on this lightning gun
Let's take a look, the fuse is so long
and will take a while to explode after igniting
If you were to hold on to it
even the bravest man would be scared to death
But I am not scared
I mistakenly grabbed a shortโfused firecracker
But I didn't shed a tear
Now you all know I am gutsy
And the training won't be halt due to such accident
Let's continue
The doctor said only a row of my teeth has been damaged
I was lucky
But in a jiffy
if there's another accident
and in consideration my injury is serious
I might not be able to continue to teach you all
That's why I will elevate the training
What you receive now
is the Russian way to train your courage
After I light the fuse, pass it down
see who is the unlucky one
I don't want to be like him
Stay calm
Sorry, too much pressure, I give up
I risk my life to train you
who dares leave? Sit
Quick, give it to me
Experiencing fear already?
It's going to explode, catch
Not so fast
That's the way it should be
โ Wait โ Your turn, come on
I have to look for something, wait
Wait, I said
Did I owe you? Why you can't wait a bit?
Toss it to me
You have your helmet and bulletproof vest on
You bastard
Terrible...
Ghost is an energy force
it's always present in the world
If it died unjustly
its energy field is even greater
That's why they could influence our visual nerves
and cause hallucinations
The ghost of Mrs. Li
was one such example
If the influence of the energy
affects our brain and motor nerves
we call it possession
That's the case with the Li's
but that is rare
Rather it is common for ghosts to be everywhere
but without affecting us
There's one over there right now
and one on the ceiling
another next to me
Pal, just listen
don't rest your hand on my shoulder, ok?
Thanks
I can't stand any excitement as I am injured
please teach us how to catch a ghost
Shrinkโwrap plastic to catch them and chocolate to beat
Shrink wrap plastic contains sulphuric acid
and could sealโin the ghost's energy particles
Chocolate contains milk and ghosts are afraid of cows
that's why cow devils who serve the king of Hades
are abundant
What's with you?
There's a reaction
I'll teach you something else
This is a cow's tear
just rub it lightly on the eyelids
and one could see spirits
Where are the ghosts?
I've told you guys to rub faster
they're all gone now
Damn it, cheating us
Beat him up
Wait
Ghost
There's one wearing a red dress
and with long hair, see it?
Don't run, halt
What to do?
Give him another chance, chase
Chase
Hey! You have to pay for the damages
Where he goes?
The one in the red dress, chase...
โ Is her. โ Don't run.
Where's my purse?
Sir, youโre sitting on my wallet
Excuse me please
I have died for many years
you are the first one to see me
Let's be friends
There really are ghosts
Bitch, taking drugs in broad daylight
just like my wife
What are you doing? Robbery?
What are you doing...Robbery?
Check her
She has a pulse, can't be a ghost
Nuts, you shouldn't take her pulse
Listen for the heartbeat
There indeed is a heartbeat
I don't believe it
There really is
I don't believe it either
โ Impossible โ Go away, my turn
I'm not done yet
We checked her heartbeat, what's next?
โ Check something else โ Alright
Don't move, police
I'll cut him into pieces, nutcase
โ Stay calm โ He told us to rub cow's tear
and made us like monkey's ass
What nonsense!
Chun, where's that nutcase?
Upstairs
You bastard, still swinging upstairs
Are you posing? Come down
Right, I want to introduce this flying machine
I have invented with much effort over the years
The ghost I saw in a red dress this morning
and I am sure she was looking for vengeance
But when I chased her
she was gone in a wink
So I feel
if we could fly
and with the sensitivity of this pot of flower
it'd be easier to catch a ghost
He said if one puts it on and faces the proper airflow
one can fly
Fly
Stop fooling around
What happened this morning has driven them crazy
What's in your mind?
Play with them one more time
Don't...they want to kill you right now
They are all very angry now
Not to mention them, I want to kill you too
Don't you get it?
Try to see if you can fly out of here
I am still trying to protect you
even though I know that you are nuts
I just hope you can become a useful person one day
but now you ask me to fly from here
what rubbish is that!
Go ahead and fly out from here if you have faith
How dare you hit my brother?
Give me the chain
I'm going to kill you
Come on, I'm invincible
Who dares call me a fake
Come and try to stab me
Stop playing the fool! I, Ironman, won't scare of you
I'll stab you
I'll cut you
I'll kill you
I'll cut your lung and intestine out to brew beer
What are you laughing at?
Let me tell you, I am not scared of you
I was born on the thunder day
Look at me everyone...
Shut up, stop talking nonsense with us
Hold out your hand
Hold out the other one
Your head too
If I don't strike you,
my whole family will die
If I kill you, I would have to go to jail
I won't be that stupid
Stab me
Take out your courage, come and stab me, hurry
Stab me
Damn yes, I don't have the courage
I don't dare to kill you
You have to compensate me
the material cost, a total of $36.80
Kill him...
It's my fault! Let's forget it, ok?
Let me
I believe in you!
I really have seen a ghost this morning
He didn't lie to us
Wait, one more victim is here
Don't know which bastard
dropped this piece of iron out
If not for this railing, I could have avoided it
I won't let her go out
after what she has done
May the god of Chivalry protect us...
Captain Lo, you are wrong
How could you believe what that crazy man said?
Although he is crazy, you all saw it too
Mrs. Li's spirit came back 7 days after her death
So what?
Worst is lost one's chastity like Ironman
โ Hey... โ Stop talking!
Tonight two will go in a group
Big Twin will do his rounds with me
Ironman will go with you to the shopping arcade
Chang and Meng will patrol the corridor of the arcade and the cargo elevator
What about me?
You stay at the office
What about the two of us?
To the arcade, go
The building is so quiet tonight
because it is haunted recently
And tonight Li's souls will return
I heard many people will not come back overnight
Captain Lo, do you think those two Vietnamesse
would take French leave?
Let me ask them
How?
What's happening over there? Tell me
That's all I know
Why are they laughing?
That means it's alright
You have a strange way of communicating
Yes, let's go
Go to the back
Alright, I'm going
Ghost
Help...
Chang,Chang
Captain Lo
Captain Lo
Must have gone on patrol
I don't afraid of anything, I only worry my wallet has no money
You dare to talk too much
What?
Chang is dead...
What did he say?
I just could understand a little bit
Ignore him
Wait
What is it?
Blood, blood everywhere
Are you pretending tired?
Can you quit if tired?
Really!
What is it again?
He now pretend he's got a sore throat
Can't you give him a lozenge?
If I have, I would've finished them all. Crazy!
What is it again?
How dare you play dead on the floor
and not go to work?
He's like you, sleeping around
What do you mean? It's because of your bad leadership
How dare you talk to me like that?
Ok...Stop it
I don't understand what are you talking about
โ Stop it โ Go away
It's a woman's voice
Chiang calls a prostitute?
So big
Sounds like Chun
Chun has become a prostitute?
Damn it
โ Go... โ Together
He's come back for revenge
It's not our fault
What's happening?
It's an illusion
Unplug it and everything will be fine
Check out Chiang
Chiang...
You crazy man, why did you come back again?
- Chiang... โ call the police
Someone's dead
No, he's come back to save us
Leon
Is this your appendix?
Yes
Did I cut it off?
That's right
That's great
even the doctor praises you for your skill
You all know that
I am invincible
but all of a sudden, I've got appendicitis
That made me lose concentration
At the same time, Chun stabbed me
When I stabbed you with a knife
it so happened that I cutoff your inflamed appendix
Yes
Great, I am really great
Then you don't even need a doctor
There was a hole in your belly, so all you have to do
is take a pair of chopsticks and take it out
Wrong, doctors donโt use chopsticks, they use pincers
That's right, the doctor just sewed you up
so you can just walk out as if nothing has happened
Youโre wrong, I sneaked out
in a hurry to come here
so I sewed it up myself
You did?
What about your bad tooth? Did you just
knock it off with a hammer?
You are wrong again
Everyone will think of a hammer
instead I used an iron to smooth it out
Don't always say I am wrong
I know that you have made up all these stories
Can you said I am correct for once?
Let me be correct for once, alright?
Give me some face, alright?
Of course I should try to save your face
but there are times, when you will lose it yourself
Chiang and Chang's deaths
were caused by some kind of power
which disturbed their brain waves and caused them to hallucinate
Did you notice that
they did not have any injury?
They were in fact frightened to death
That's why I've always told you to have strong faith
but you don't listen
Take the appendix case as an example
When Chun stabbed me with a knife
and if it wasn't because of my appendicitis...
Isn't the bladder below the appendix?
Wrong, the bladder is here the appendix over here
I don't want to hear about your appendix again
Stop it
That's enough
Dear Audience, ghosts will appear at twelve
I'll give you all some psychological counseling here
Stop it
You still want to hear this mad man talk?
Calm down
What do you mean? What are you talking about?
Get out of the way
Let's go back to my appendix
โ Get out โ I am not afraid of you, come on
You bunch of trash
there aren't any ghosts
There's a ghost at twelve? I am the ghost
Youโre all crazy
You guys accompany him to catch the ghost
I am going home to take a bath, I quit
I knew you'd return
Sorry for what I've said
Sorry
โ Hit into the ghost? โ Yes
the ghosts of the Li's are outside
they're gone in a wink
Then?
Then I came back quickly
Tell me as soon as you need anything in the future
Deal
Brother, forever at your service
Youโre my leader
my life is in your hands as from today
Very good boy
Thanks, have a smoke first
Forget it
From now, all you see is illusion
don't let it distract you
Just focus and no ghost could harm you
Pay attention
Switch it off
Sorry
I wanted some suitable music
to create the right atmosphere
Sorry
Switch it off
I did, it turned on by itself
I have nothing to do with it
Hey! Let me first...l am in more of a hurry
Me first...
Me first, I can't hold it...
Stay calm as if nothing has happened
Just act normal
I am okay, just need to pee
What's the big deal
I, Ironman, have seen it all
I, Ironman...
Got to go drink some water
All is illusion, I must overcome it
Help me clean it up
Want to scare me? Not that easy
Oh, I haven't wiped my ass
Hello
I died horribly
Who is it? Who are you looking for?
I am here to seek revenge from you
What are you saying? I don't understand
This is so exaggerated
Never mind...no big deal...
it's just water, just pretend it's nothing
never mind, treat ugly as beautiful beauties
Rub the face...
Feels much better
I am a real ghost
I really don't know what you're saying
Damn, what are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What? So embarrassing
I have managed to conquer the illusion at last
Be cooperate and follow the beat
What beat?
The beat of the music
What's a beat?
Let me see
This is the beat
See the beat?
Mine is a beat too
I ask you to follow my beat
I like to follow my own beat
Stop arguing
None of your business, shut up
Are you following my beat or not?
Stop nagging, I have never followed it
and don't intend to
You really won't?
Yes,so?
You want to know?
Damn
Why are you so fierce?
You don't understand, I must be fierce
You take me for a fool?
Oh! She's possessed
Don't let her go, chase
I almost forgot, there's one more
Captain Lo, please don't
Youโve got the wrong person
Ghost buster, I'll kill you first
then your turn
Go, quick...
What are you looking at? Go
You bastard
Let's surround him
Strangled by a ghost
bleeding and you're still alive
Strangled to bleeding and death
are two different things, don't get mixed up
Are you alright?
โ Yes, and you? โ I'm okay
What's up?
My pot of flower?
Oh, totally forgot...l'll go back and get them
You just used the axe to hack her
It's for ghosts and won't harm humans
You were possessed
Why didn't I know that?
I really don't know anything
It's because you are not determined enough
so the ghost possessed you
You must have a strong will and not move an inch
Right, won't move
Give me the axe first
Alright, you come to get it
Alright, I'll come to get it
Thank you
Youโre welcome
Damn you
A mouse trap
You didn't think of that?
Ready?
Ready
It hurts, what is it?
A mouse trap, it saved you
I've got the flower
Okay, you go that way, I'll go this way
Let's chase in split
Wow! I won't wear anything next time
The ghost busters are here
He's there, don't run
Don't run
Damn fatty
the ghost busters will get you
Let me go
Sorry, I know I looked a little sick
Wait...
- What's wrong? - Nothing
โ Louder - Nothing
Again
So it's like this, alright
Where is it? Why is it gone?
What are you looking for?
I've found it
Is your hand alright?
It's caught, it's okay
Could you pull it out?
Yes
Would my hand there
hinder you?
No
You could put it back if you like
Coming
I've caught you, see where you can run
Got it
Catch
Got it...
Take these, understand
I really haven't...
โ Don't bull shit! I'll kill you - I swear...
Stop nagging and just kill him
โ Don't move โ You guys will die badly
Take his head out
Release my wife at once
Do it yourself if you can
Don't leave together, split!
Call the police
This way...
Small Twin
If I could escape it, I must be meant for better things
I should try my luck at the casino
It's late and yet someone is sawing?
It sounds so sad
Help!
No way out
Don't be afraid, that ghost can't catch up this fast
What should we do now?
Shut up, can't you see I'm thinking?
I have a method
Got it, it depends if you have the guts
What?
First, let's turn around and use our feet
to walk step by step to the door
Then open the door
and go downstairs
Okay with this?
โ Okay โ Let's go
Turn around
Didn't you say it wouldnโt catch up so soon?
Youโre still joking, let's go
Where to?
โ Climb up there โ Hurry
Stay calm
Don't be afraid, continue to climb up, ignore him
It's too dangerous here, you go first
Wait! It is not my fault
โ Neither is it mine โ No
Climb up
Brother, I really need a rest
Why you chased me so tight? I owe you money?
Alright, even if itโs true
I can pay you the interest first if I owe you a loan
Give me a chance, take it as tea money
Give me your head
Use more strength, come...
What can you do to me?
I'll send you to hell
and let the king of Hades drown you
and feed you to the fishes
then desecrate your corpse in public
โ Hey - Sorry, no more strength
What's so funny? I'll kick you, gotcha
Luckily I hid a bamboo
Over there
Help...
No way, a banana peel solved that
The scaffolding is going to fall, hurry and go out
The door is locked
What to do? It's going down
Stand still
Stay calm, it wouldn't topple
Besides, according to Newton's law
from where we stand
it won't crush us even if it topples
I knew he'd come, though I didn't expect it to be soon
He walked right into it this time
When he comes through the door
the scaffolding would topple and crush him
โ He deserves to die โ Dismantle the scaffolding
โ Come, shake with all your might โ Shake...
Shake_.
No...
Use your feet to shake
โ Anyone got some tools? โ I find one
Anyone got some tools?
There's a saw
Does it work? โ work!
Keep it for manicure, bastard
I'II bite it
Bite that one
Let's run before he gets up
Oh no! That side is going to topple too
Now what to do?
I have a morbid fear of heights, I can't move anymore
Get up, don't block the way
โ Run quickly - Wait for me...
Shit
You got more banana & watermelon peel?
Isn't today a race day?
Youโve got inside information?
Do you have the racing news?
Stand still, I have another plan
Youโre mad
Come, take it, one each
What is this?
The latest 95 model flying machine, we'll fly
Think of nothing else except...to fly!
Fly
Fly
Fly
Help!
Yeah
Brother, my pants are expensive
I forgot there's one left in my pants
โ Grenade? - Right
Go to hell
I ain't lying, believe me
I have never lied, trust me
Hey! Four people are flying
Ah Mei, I haven't lied
Are we dreaming?
How about we fly to Buenos Aires
and look for my birth mother
If we don't stop, would we end up in the south pole?
Listen to me, I think we are nearest to the hell
I know
I could also use my teeth
Close the door...
Go
Key...Open the door
Open the door...
Hurry...
Get away, Chun, take it
Come, hack my head
The ghost has possessed me
but I used my willpower to trap it inside
so it can't come out for the moment
Just saw through my temples
and he'll be damned forever
Then you will die too?
It's okay, somebody has to do it
Come here
Come on, baby
Let me fulfil your wish
Wanna kill me? Not that easy!
If I don't kill you today
my men will go unavenged
Hurry! While I can still control
Don't wait any longer
If he gets out, we'll all die
Could you bear to kill him?
Be patient, last night was his time to return
wonder why he hasn't returned
let's wait a few more days
he'll surely return
Damn, I am a renowned lawyer
yet I am doing crazy things with you nutcases
I have at least been highly educated
and dwell in high society
I really believe to see
ghosts rubbing this on my eyes
You lot have murdered and should be sentenced to death
you're lucky to end up in a psychiatric ward
Don'tโsay that
Chun's the innocent one
Do you think she didn't hurt when she tried to kill?
Hurt? I feel happy
At least I get something by sitting here the whole night
I've been sitting here since last night
For 14 hours and 8 minutes to be exact
Never mind about the 8 minutes
I charge $1,200 per hour
it'll be a total of $16,800
I'll send you a bill later
This is not a problem as long as you be our consultant
in our new invention
Money is not a problem
โ What new invention? โ This one
Oriental Newspaper?
Wrong, it's a flying machine
I'll show you
This is the greatest invention of the century
It's called "The Flying", with it
you'll never need air tickets
no need to fly on an airplane
Put it on and you will know
Fly out
Fly out? Are you crazy?
Don't you have the guts? Big Twin, you can help
Alright
Why did you push him down?
I thought you just asked me to push him down
Didn't have enough faith, he'd die if you push him down
Go save him
Sorry
Sorry, too many friends, too many social functions
that's why I'm back late
You look so pretty today
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