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- Let's face it, when it
comes to looking for love

we've all been caught
out by fancy filters

and exaggerated online profiles.

But we have a more
instinctive way to find love.

Tonight, an aviation
student, a gas engineer,

and a veterinary nurse
are stripping bare

to attract the perfect partner.

- All right, all
right, all right.

- [Anna] Because we like to
start where a good date ends--

- Fantastic.

- It's a penis and
it's in my face.

- [Anna] naked.

- Hell, yeah!

- I'm loving this.

- [Anna] Can picking a partner

based solely on natural beauty--

- Give me a little wiggle.

- Oh, blimey.

- help you find the one?

Do you look at that and think
"I want to get the helmet on

"and I want to explore"?

When we're entirely unfiltered--

What do you do with
a guiche piercing?

- I think you just lick it.

- [Anna] what do men and
women really find attractive?

- I'm actually still a virgin.

- We're looking for
a third partner.

- This is a Naked
Attraction first.

Let's find out by
dating in reverse.

You're going to have to
say goodbye to one of them.

- Um.

- Oh.

- Can I take them all, now?

- Not on this show.

This, is Naked Attraction.

Welcome to Naked
Attraction, the dating show

where nobody minds getting
caught with their pants down.

Inside each of these six pods

I've lined up a naked singleton.

Only one of them will be
picked to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing?

- I'm Chris, I'm 27 years
old, and for six years I lived

and worked around
Europe as a club rep.

Club reps, everyone thinks
they're just out there

for the sunshine,
drinking, and shagging.

I mean, you know,
yeah, all right,

I have done some of those
things. [laughing raucously]

I've been on top of bars
naked and skinny dipping

and all that I'm not
adverse to at all.

The trouble is, you
get to a certain point,

where you realize you've got
to start growing up a bit.

I think one of the main epiphany
moments was looking around

and seeing reps of 40-odd
years old still doing

the same thing and trying
to hit on the young girls

and I thought, I don't
want that to be me.

A complete change of
lifestyle for me now,

you know moving back to
London, getting myself

a real job and
sort of growing up.

The icing on the cake would
to be to meet someone.

I'm looking for, somebody
that would share my interests,

you know be fun and spontaneous
enough to go on holiday

at the drop of a hat, but also
someone that I can curl up,

watch some bad TV with and
get a big pizza to be honest.

- So Chris, welcome to the show.

- Thank you very much.

- Now listen, you have been
a club rep for six years,

what was that life like?

Because, I mean, you
must've seen some action?

- Yeah, I mean, when I
first started doing it

I'd come out of a
really long relationship

so it was an escape
at the beginning.

It was definitely sun,
sea, sex and sand.

- [Anna] Amazing.

- Oh, yes.

- Why are you single?

- Dating massively changed
from when I've been over there

to when I come back.

- [Anna] Okay.

- There's no, it's not physical
any more it's all texting

and apps and there's always

something better
around the corner.

It's not, it's not a
nice state of affairs.

Why do you want to
pick a girl naked?

It gets it out the way,

and you haven't got
no nasty surprises.

Spend three months
courting and then,

you know, you see
each other naked

and she's like "Oh,
God, what's that",

or you know, you don't like
the look of that it's--

- We've all been there.

Okay, are you ready
to play the game?

- Yeah, I'm buzzing.

- All right, Chris.

Inside each of
these colored pods,

we have a naked
lady just for you.

- Fantastic.

- Each of them has an
attribute that you have said

that you find really
attractive, okay?

We're going to reveal
them bit by bit.

All you've got to do
is whittle them down

from six to one, and
take one girl on a date.

- All I've got to do!

You make it sound so easy.

- Yeah, I know, are
you ready to see

the lower half of the bodies?

- Yeah.

[energetic music]

[Chris laughs nervously]

man.

Okay!

Where do I start?

Oh, my God.

I mean I've not been in
this situation before.

- What even as a
club rep you've not,

you've not seen six vaginas
staring you in the face?

- I can't say it was
any of the party games

that we used to run no, you
know, like guess the vagina.

No, it's not.

- [Anna] Which
vagina would you like

to take a closer
look at first of all?

- So I've got a lot of tattoos

so I'm going to drag you
over here first of all.

- You'll drag me over to Pink.

- Absolutely fantastic,
love the tattoos.

I've got strange ones but
I mean they're very quirky,

they're very different.

- [Anna] Moving on.

- Orange, this one's Orange.

- [Anna] Yeah, this is Orange.

- [Chris] Yeah it's
very, very tidy.

- [Anna] No pubic hair.

- It's nice to be
looked after so--

- Yeah.

- So you don't want it to
be absolutely everywhere,

especially if you're engaging

in some sort of
amorous activities.

It's not nice to be
flossing your teeth with--

- No.
- Nah.

- [Anna] Are we
talking oral sex?

- We're definitely
talking oral sex, yeah.

- [Anna] Do you rate yourself
as a bit of an oral pleaser?

- Well, I've never
had any complaints.

- That means nothing love.

[he laughs]

- [Anna] Let's move on to Blue.

- [Chris] So it's
not all tucked in,

but they're not
always like that.

Nice legs.

- [Anna] Okay so, Yellow.

Looking at the vagina,
what are we thinking?

- Very, very tidy.

To be honest even from
here, yellow looks like

she's got a fantastic bottom.

- That you can see
the arse cheeks,

you're getting
very excited there.

- Can you blame me?

- Well, no, I mean
look you know,

if you're faced with
six vaginas then,

you know, you're going to be
like a kid in a candy shop.

Okay, red.

- [Chris] Very tidy, difference.

- But she's got pubic hair,

none of the other girls have.

- That's obviously
well looked after.

I mean, she doesn't just
leave it to, to roam free.

The lawn mower's
definitely come out there.

- [laughter] Let's
have a look at Green.

What about legs?

- Lovely thigh gap there,
which is nice, yeah.

- [Anna] So that little triangle
at the top of the thigh,

why is that important?

- To be honest
it's just something

that I like the look of.

It's nice.

- A thigh gap is the
little triangle formed

by the tops of both legs,
just beneath the vagina,

and they're quite
desirable among ladies.

They can give the
illusion of slimmer legs,

and in a recent
survey, 40% of women

said having one would make
them feel more body-confident.

Girls, the bad news is,
unless you have one,

you probably never will.

It's down to genetics,
a wider pelvis

and hips are what
make it possible,

not exercise and diet.

Okay, now Chris.

- Oh, no.

- You've seen half
of the best bits.

Who would you like
to say goodbye to?

[dramatically building music]

- Can I close my
eyes, spin around

and then just point
at one at random.

- That is so club rep, no.

[music builds]

[metallic clang, music stops]

- I think I'll say
goodbye to the Red.

- [Anna] Why Red?

- I like things kept tidy,
and although that is tidy,

she has got a bit more pubic
hair than everyone else,

I'm less drawn to Red.

- So this, is the very
lovely Sarah Jane,

a 25-year-old social
worker, from Edinburgh.

Hello, come down love.

- Hello darling, you all right.

- You okay?

- Yeah, not so okay now.

- What are you thinking?

- Gutted mate, that's
what you're thinking.

- Yes, you took the
words out of my mouth,

I am absolutely gutted.

- [Sarah Jane] Gutted.

- Take you and your
perfect bosoms--

- Oh, fantastic.

- Thank you my love,
it's not a date.

- It was quite disappointing
to go away on the first round.

He was a good looking man, but
it's his loss, shall we say?

[Sarah Jane laughing]

- We are left with
five gorgeous women.

Are you ready to see the
next part of the bodies?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on.

- Can we reveal the middle
part of the bodies, please?

[energetic music]

[music beating to
each camera shot]

- I'm just in awe a little
bit here, to be honest.

- Do you want to
drink it in a bit?

No, I'm going to come over to--

- To Pink.

- [Chris] Pink over here,
because of the tattoos again.

Absolutely crazy
here, what's going on.

- What about the boobs?

- Yeah, brilliant, it looks
like you've had them done,

because they're very--
Yeah, I'm right?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Have you experienced
fake boobs before?

- Yes.
- Are you a fan?

- I wasn't years and years
ago, when I was much younger.

I think it's come
along a long way.

- Moving on, Orange.

- I mean what, what
would I do with those.

If I put my head down
I'd probably lose it.

Absolutely fantastic.

Big ones are great,
they look like they'd be

quite a bit of fun so that's--

- Okay, so you can play
all day with those.

- What about Blue?

- Yeah, lovely, so I'd
say just, just a handful.

- You know they say more
than a handful's a waste.

- Okay.

Where else have we not, okay--

- We haven't been over to Green.

- [Anna] Pleasing
to the eye Chris?

- Yeah, fantastic, cracking.

- She's got almost a
little bit of a six pack

going on there.

- So athletic girl?

- [Chris] Yeah.

- [Anna] Do you need a girl

that's got a little
bit of energy?

- I think, I think it's
important isn't it?

- A little bit of stamina.

- Yeah, yeah, stamina, yeah.

- [Anna] Okay, it is time
Chris, to make a decision.

[tense music]

- Which color are
you going to lose?

- I'm going to go with,

Blue.

- Blue!

Why Blue?

- The other girls have
slightly fuller boobs.

- Okay, Chris, this lovely
lady in blue is Liz,

she is a 32-year-old project
manager, from Northampton.

Hi, Liz.

- How you doing
babe, you all right?

- You don't get to hug.

- [laughing] Alright. Alright!

I'm good.

I haven't got the biggest
boobs ever but, you know,

I've got a cracking ass and
you missed out on that, so--

[laughing]

- Thank you so much my love.

Have a lovely night.

- Thank you.

- See you later, love.

There you go.

- I'm feeling really good.

I didn't give him a hug on the
way out, I gave Anna a hug.

No, he wants a hug, he has to
pick me for a date doesn't he.

- [Anna] Coming up,

Chris bares all before
choosing who to date.

- Err--

- [Anna] And a brand-new
singleton gets to pick a partner

based on naked attraction.

- I think I'm a bit speechless.

- Earlier, former club rep
Chris whittled six women

down to four based on
naked attraction alone.

He can only choose one
girl to go on that date,

so who will he lose next?

So Chris, remind me again,
why is that you're here?

- So I spent a lot of years
abroad, sort of as a club rep

and doing all those
sort of things.

Come back to England
last year and yeah,

I'd like to settle down, it's
not the easiest thing to do.

- So you want to
meet a nice girl.

- Yeah, I'd love
to, to be honest.

- Well, let's see if
we can help you out,

because in this round you
get to see the girl's faces,

and more importantly--

- They get to see me.

- Yeah.
- Yeah!

- Can we see the
girl's faces please?

[energetic music]

- Oh, fantastic.

All very, very pretty.

- Who's drawing your eye first?

- Probably yellow, she's
giving me a very cheeky,

a cheeky little grin there.

- She's definitely
working it isn't she?

- Beautiful dark, deep eyes.

- [Anna] Does it matter to you
about the color of the eyes?

- No, see, color
is not important.

I think, it sounds
cliche, doesn't it?

But you, you look into
someone through their eyes,

don't you?

- [Anna] Of course you do.

- Girl over here is beautiful,
blond hair, lovely smile.

Very, very nice.

And very kind eyes.

Like, blue, bright.

Really, really nice.

- We don't often talk
about noses, actually.

- Okay.
- Are noses important to you?

How do you feel
about a girl's nose?

- As long as it's smaller
than mine I'm happy.

- The interesting thing
is about fellas' noses,

on average they're about 10%
bigger than a girl's nose.

- Okay.

- So, I think you're
going to be all right,

you're going to be fine.
- Yeah, definitely.

- [Anna] The difference
in size between men

and women's noses
begins during puberty.

As men develop lean muscle mass,

a larger nose is needed
to inhale more oxygen,

to feed the
energy-hungry muscles.

No wonder our Neanderthal
ancestors had such big hooters.

Without them their muscly
bodies would have suffered,

making survival in their loin
cloths that little bit harder.

Pink?

- Yeah, very cheeky smile.

You look like you'd be a bit
mischievous, to be honest.

Yeah, that, that all day long.

Bang in trouble mate, so.

- Oh, have you got a
piercing on your tongue?

- That I didn't notice,
well done, yeah.

- Is that a first for
you, a pierced tongue?

- No.

- [Anna] Can you feel it?

Does it feel?

- [Chris] I know what
you're going to ask now.

- You know what
I'm going to ask.

- Yeah, go on.

- What's it like, I mean, if
she sort of goes down on you,

can you feel it?

- Depends if she's
good at what she does.

- Are you good what you do?

[Chris laughs]

- Shall we have a look at green?

- Yeah, look beaming,
absolutely beaming,

really pretty smile.

You're killing me, absolutely
killing me, you really are.

- Okay, here you go,
four gorgeous girls,

you're going to have to
say goodbye to one of them.

Which color?

[tense music]

[Chris groans in uncertainty]

- I'm going to go with

green, I think.

- With green!

Why green?

- I feel like she might be
slightly taller than me.

If she has to wear flat shoes
and I have to put heels on

then it might be an issue.

- Yeah, that's a downside.

So Chris, this is
Charlotte, a 30-year-old

equine veterinary
nurse, from Kent.

- Sorry, darling.

Can I have?

Yeah, see I got a cuddle
from this one, fantastic.

- So you're a rider, and it
obviously really works out

your core, and your legs.

- Definitely, yep.

- I'm afraid you're not going
to be riding Chris tonight,

so Charlotte, thank you very
much indeed for taking part.

- [Charlotte] No problem.

Thank you very much.

- There you go, look,
you see, look at that.

- I think I'm a bit
gutted not to be chosen,

I think we all want to
be the last man standing.

It actually was
really good fun, yeah.

I didn't really have any
qualms about being naked.

[she laughs]

- And now we have three.

This is where you get to hear
what they sound like, Chris.

- I might get to work out where
they're from then as well,

won't I?

- Yeah, you will.
- Possibly,

- I'm quite good with accents.

- So, Chris used to be a club
rep, and when he was he used

to like to show off his chest.

What part of your body would
you like to show off and why?

Orange.

- I think I would like to
show off my boobs more,

just because they're big.

- Yeah, I mean, totally
agree with that.

- But what do you think
of Orange's voice?

- Bubbly northern girl,
nice soft voice, so yeah.

- So possibly north
of the Watford Gap.

- Yeah, yeah,
north of the river.

- [Anna] Okay, yellow.

- I'd say my eye lashes,
because I like to flirt.

- [he laughs] Oh, I love a
good flirt to be fair as well.

- Pitch and tone, do
you like the fact,

has she got that sort
voice that you like?

- Yeah, she looks like
butter wouldn't melt,

and normally that means that,
on the other end of things,

I'd get in trouble.

- Okay, so what about pink?

- I would say my smile,

because you can kind
of get to know someone

with their smile.

- Yeah, yeah, okay, I
haven't got a Scooby

where that's from.

- [Anna] No, me
neither, actually.

- It's middle
somewhere isn't it?

Not, not up, not middle,

I'd say a little bit
below the Midlands.

- Okay, based on what you've
seen and what you've heard,

who would you like
to say goodbye to?

- I'm going to have to say

[tense music builds]

Orange, Anna.

- Orange, okay.

Why?

- She's north, I'm south,
long distance is difficult.

- Chris, you are
saying goodbye to Abby.

She's a 25-year-old
receptionist from Doncaster.

- Hello darling, you all right?

Absolutely gutted.

- I do get the long
distance relationship.

- Yeah.

- That is a big part
of me as well, so.

- So, Abby, I am really, really
sorry but it ain't a date.

But thank you very much.

- Thank you, good luck.

- Cheers, thank you.

- [Abby] Bye-bye.

I was really anxious
about coming here.

I thought that I was going
to be going out first,

because I'm curvy and I thought

the other girls are
thinner than me.

I'm so proud of myself
for just doing it, really.

- So, we've got pink,
we've got yellow.

They're both stunning girls.

- I know, yeah, massively.

- Now, shortly you're going
to have to make a decision,

but not before the girls get
to see you, with your kit off.

Are you ready for this?

- Yeah.

- All right off you
go, get your shirt off.

That way.

Based on naked attraction,

Chris has whittled
six girls down to two.

27-year-old model Mariaca,

and 20-year-old dancer Shauna.

But he can only choose one
girl to go on that date

to find out if there's chemistry
when the clothes go on.

So Mariaca, Shauna,
how are you feeling?

Shauna?

- I'm quite, like,
surprised that I'm,

with Mariaca, like in the last
round, so I'm quite happy.

- How about you, then, Mariaca?

Did you think
you'd get this far?

- Never, ever.

- [Anna] Come on!

- Why? You're stunning,
why would you think that?

- You're both gorgeous.

- I prefer her boobs.

- [Anna] Really?

- 100%, I want a boob job.

- Okay, Mariaca, what
do you want of Shauna's?

- I want her hair.

- So up until this point,
he's seen you guys naked,

now it's our turn,
to get the revenge.

Are you ready?

- [Both] Yeah.

- Shall we see him
without his kit on.

- Yes, please do.

- Christopher.

["Bartender Magic" by
DJ Crazy J Rodriguez]

- [Anna] Wow.

Feeling a little bit exposed?

- Yeah a bit, yeah.

- [Anna] Girls, what are
making of Christopher?

- I love his body.

I really like a muscly man,
big chest and big shoulders.

- Mariaca?

- I love the tattoos.

- [Anna] So, amazing tats.

There is the
elephant in the room

that we've not discussed.

That's packing a
punch, isn't it?

- It looks like it
could be a grower.

- [Anna] It's fairly
well just there, anyway.

- Yeah.

- Mariaca?

- Very, very nice.

- There you go.

Okay, Chris, tonight
you're going to be dating

just one of these girls.

You have Shauna,
you have Mariaca.

[tense music]

Who's your girl?

[Chris sighs in frustration]

- Oh, fucking hell.

I think I'm going
to have to go with

Shauna, Anna.

- Shauna, Mariaca!

- It is what it is.

- It is what it is!

- [Anna] So sorry.

- Come on give us a cuddle.

- Nice to meet you, darling.

- Thank you for taking part.

I'm sorry, but it isn't
a date with Chris.

See you later.

- Bye!
- See you later.

- It is disappointing, the
fact that you've come this far,

he could have just chose me.

He seems like a lovely guy.

- Guys, you two are a couple.

Shauna, meet Chris.

- [Shauna] Not yet.

- [Anna] Chris, meet Shauna.

- that's it, how you doing?

- I'm good thank you.

- What're you thinking,
are you happy?

- Oh, I'm made up, I'm made up.

She is absolutely stunning.

Right up my street
really, massively,

you are gorgeous, darling, so.

- Well, listen do you know what?

The next time you
guys see each other,

it is with your clothes--

- We'll have some
clothes on, yeah.

- [Anna] See you later.

- [Shauna] Bye.

- Bye Shauna, bye Chris.

- He's definitely cheeky,
and that's 100% my type,

so I'm excited to see
where the date ends.

- Happy as Larry.

If things go well then
I'd love the night

to end with a cheeky
kiss, but, you know,

only time will tell.

[dubstep]

- Hey, babe, you all right?

- Hiya, you all right?

You look wonderful.

- Yeah?

I think you look better.

I still fancy her 100%.

She's, yeah, she's gorgeous.

- I felt like you was going
to go for that other girl,

'cause she had tattoos.

What made you choose
me over her, then?

- I could see how nice your
bum was from the front,

which just said to me,
I was like, "wow", so.

- It's going really well.

He's really attractive,
and I wouldn't have thought

someone like that
would go for me.

You are, like, my type to a T.

- Okay, well, that's
always a plus.

I mean, you nearly killed
me off when you said,

"I hope he's a grower,"
I was like, "oh no."

I couldn't believe that,

like that line almost killed me.

She's laughing, the body
language looks good.

So far, it all seems positive,

but I could be completely wrong.

She could think I'm a right
dickhead, so you never know.

So what do you want to do?

- I think I need a cocktail.

- Yeah?

Come on, then, let's go.

- Do you kiss on the first date?

- I definitely want
to kiss you, I think.

- I've never kissed
on a first date, so--

- No?

- Sorry.

- I'm gonna get bloody
mugged off here, aren't I?

- Well you've already seen
me naked, so that's enough!

- Give me a high five for that.

I like that, brilliant.

- It's been really fun.

He's got a bit of
banter, which I like,

which I find attractive.

He seems like a
really nice person.

- I expected it to be
more awkward than it was.

It's been really
relaxed and really nice.

She's, yeah, a quality
girl, I had a lot of fun.

It's all right, I'm
not letting this go.

Let's get her home!

Hey, babe, are you all right?

- Hi, you all right?

- Yeah.

- How are you doing?

- Better now you're here.

There was definitely a
bit of romance that night.

I got a kiss, in the end.

- I had to have a few
drinks before I kissed him.

- [Anna] Have you guys
spent the night together?

- We've spent a couple of
nights together, haven't we?

- Yeah, yeah, we've
spent a few together now.

- [Anna] Chris, is Shauna
girlfriend material?

- Yeah, she would be.

The first time I saw
you, I was blown away.

- Yeah.

- And we get on
well, so, I mean,

I think everything so far
has been really, really good.

- I would say he's
boyfriend material.

I think so.

- Yeah, we'd make pretty
babies, wouldn't we, eh?

Can I get a kiss
this time or not?

- Yeah.

- Yes!

- Welcome back to
Naked Attraction,

the dating show where clothes
are strictly off limits.

No ifs, no buts, apart
from actual butts.

There's plenty of them.

- My name's Louise.

I'm 27, and I live
in High Wycombe.

I'm really into my old
classic romantic novels.

All the Jane Austens
and the Bronte sisters.

I've always had a
thing for Colin Firth

in Pride And Prejudice, you
know, the Mr Darcy Colin Firth.

I work as a care worker, so I
work with a lot of old people.

Back in their day, they were
courted, they were wooed,

and I wish it was like that now.

The problem is, I'm not
going to meet Mr Right

hanging out with pensioners.

They are great fun
to be around though.

[ragtime music]

I'm not your typical Millennial.

This is my phone.

There's no Internet, no apps.

I don't care.

I like my phone.

It does what I need it to do.

Where am I going wrong, Jen?

- I think the
problem is, Louise,

you're not up to
date with technology.

Everyone's using
social media nowadays

and she's just
stuck in the past.

- I think Naked
Attraction's the perfect way

to meet someone, not
hiding behind a smartphone

or your trendy clothes.

I'm hoping that
behind one of the pods

I might find my Mr Darcy.

- So, Louise, hello.

- Hello!

- Welcome to the show.

- Thank you.

- How are you?

- Excited, nervous. [she laughs]

- Okay, so I think
it's fair to say,

you haven't exactly embraced

the modern way of
dating, have you?

- No, not at all.

- So you haven't
got a smartphone?

- No, I've still
got a record player.

- So, you're quite
old-fashioned then?

- Yeah, so I'm
looking for Mr Darcy.

I love my Jane Austen.

Someone who is a gentleman,
that will open doors for me

and treat me right and
make me feel special.

- Okay, come on then.

Inside of each of
these six colored pods

is a lovely naked
man just for you.

- Woohoo!

- Each of them has an attribute

that you've told us
you find attractive.

We are going to reveal
them bit by bit.

All you've got to is
find your Mr Darcy

using naked attraction alone,
and just whittle them down

from six to one.

Shall we see [lustful groan]
the bottom half of the bodies?

- Yeah.

[energetic music]

Oh, my God.

Ooh.

[she laughs] I think
I'm a bit speechless.

They all look pretty
good, to be honest.

Can I take them all on
a date, is that allowed?

- Well, could be illegal.

So, who's drawing your eye?

- Pink.

- Why pink?

- He's got quite a
nice shape to him.

He's stood quite strong.

- [Anna] Are you into legs?

- Yeah, I had an ex tell me once

that he really liked my
legs, they're really solid,

they're like tree trunks.

So, I think I like a guy
that's got bigger legs than me.

- That's why he's an ex.

- Yes, yeah.

- [Anna] What about the willy?

- Yeah, it's a nice willy.

I think if they're too big
it can be quite intimidating,

but it's a nice size.

- Where would you
like to go next?

- Green.

Again he seems quite confident,

but his legs are
probably slightly smaller

than I would like.

I don't know, I feel like
they're a similar size to mine.

- Okay.

Quite a sizeable penis, that.

- [Louise] Yeah.

- How did you feel
about no pubic hair?

- I don't want
someone necessarily
shaved because of me,

but, yeah, if that's how
they're most comfortable

then that's fine.

- Shall we go have
a look at red then?

- Oh, that's a chunky
thigh, come on, Louise.

- Yep.

Maybe he's shorter
than the others.

I prefer someone taller than me.

- Well, you're quite tall.

- Yeah.

Again, he's got quite a
nice looking penis, yes.

- Do you think that
red could be a grower?

- It's difficult
to tell, isn't it?

Someone I used to live with
was very small, flaccid,

but when he was erect
he was really big.

I was like, "Wow, how
did that come from that?"

This was just a flatmate?

- Someone I lived
with, yeah, so, yeah.

- Quite a strict
interview process

that you put him through there.

Do you know, I have
something very handy here.

- Ah-hah!

- It's the Naked
Attraction penis ruler.

The average penis in the UK
is only around 3.6 inches,

and they grow by about a third.

So, red, if you wouldn't
mind taking the ruler please,

and placing it
against your Johnson.

He's definitely pulling it down

but he is,

We're talking three
and half there, Red.

Bang on average, nice
try with the four inches.

He might grow to five.

Okay, let me just, ah, do that.

Where shall we go now?

- [Louise] Yellow?

- [Anna] How do you
feel about his legs?

- Nice size to them.

Yeah, that's good.

- [Anna] What about the penis?

- [Louise] Yeah,
it's a good size.

- I'm quite scared by blue.

- [Louise] It is a
little bit intimidating.

- [Anna] God, do you think
you could you handle it?

- I don't know.

- [Anna] Do you want to
fling the ruler in there?

- Go on, then.

- Oh, Louise, that's
coming in at a five.

- [she laughs] Wow.

- Right, orange.

- [Louise] Yeah,
he's got lovely legs.

- Power stance.

- Yeah, definitely.

- Yeah, he's strong
and confident.

- So, it is time
to make a decision.

- It's really hard.

[tense music]

I think it's going
to have to be green.

Just 'cause of the
size of his thighs.

- That's a shame.

Shall we find out who green is?

- Yeah.

- Louise, Mr Green is Alex

and he is a 24-year-old
window cleaner from Sheffield.

- Oh, wow and he's gorgeous.

- He is as well.

- Hello.

- [Anna] Are you a little
bit gutted to have gone out

in the first round?

- Yeah, I am but someone's
got to go first, haven't they?

- I know, he's a good
looking fellow as well.

- He's-- You're stunning.

No, what have I done?

- I'm so sorry, it's
just not going to be.

But thank you very much indeed.

- Thank you very much.

- Bye-bye.

- Bye, Alex.

- What have I done?
[frustrated groan]

- I've been brought up with
old-fashioned family values

and I would think of myself
as a hopeless romantic,

but I'm probably
more just hopeless.

- We are left with five
guys to choose from.

Now, going to get more exciting,

because this is where we
get to see the middle part

of the body.

So, are you into
a good chest, abs?

- Yeah.

- Shall we find out?

- Yes.

[energetic music]

Yep, they all look
pretty strong to me.

Wow.

- [Anna] Who do you want
to go and see first?

- Red.

- What do you
think of his chest?

- It's nice, he's not kind
of, too in-your-face abs,

but, yeah, looks like he
does look after himself.

- Who next then?

- Blue, I think.

Again, he looks like he
looks after himself, yeah.

Just not sure about the tattoos.

- [Anna] A woman who's
pulled someone's arm off.

- Yeah, I'm not
sure if I like that.

- Right.

Who next then?

- The lovely orange.

He's just big and strong.

- I think he might be a
little bit older than some

of the bods in pods.

- Yeah, no, I think
you're right there.

- [Anna] How important
is age to you?

- I've dated quite a few
guys that are younger

and foreplay, "What,
what is that word?

"I don't, I don't know."

- Just straight in.

- Yeah.

A minute at best.

- A recent survey found that
nearly two thirds of women

say older men are better
lovers in the bedroom.

Some studies suggest that
this could be because

they're more secure
and experienced,

and as they may take
longer to become aroused,

they're more likely to
indulge in longer foreplay.

Have a good look
at all the boys.

You have to make a decision.

- Oh, this is so hard.

- [Anna] Which color would
you like to say goodbye to?

- Um, I think it's going
to have to be blue.

- Blue?

- [Louise] Yeah.

- Tell me, what was
it then about blue?

- I didn't want to
have to be staring

at a gorgeous zombie
girl on his side.

- Yeah, right, Louise.

This is Jordan, and he is
a 22-year-old decorator

from London.

- Hello, sorry.

- There's quite a
height difference.

You're diminutive
and yet massive.

Congratulations on that.

- Thank you very much.

- But I'm afraid, Jordan,

just you're going
to have to take you

and your enormous
penis through there.

It's goodnight.

- Thank you very much.

- Sorry.

- All right.

- That's brought
a tear to my eye.

- She complimented
my penis quite a lot.

That's a good
compliment for any man.

- Coming up, Louise bares all
before choosing who to date.

- I really don't know.

- Earlier, Pride And
Prejudice fan Louise

whittled her six potential
Mr Darcys down to four,

based on naked attraction.

She can only choose one
guy to go on that date,

so who will she lose next?

You are a traditional
girl in a way, aren't you?

- Yeah.

- What do your family
think about you doing this?

- My mum's really excited.

She phoned me up this morning

and she was just like,
"I'm so excited for you."

- [Anna] Go, Mum, she
sounds like my kind of girl.

- Yeah, you'd love her.

- Now this round is
absolutely crucial,

because this is where you
get to see the boys' faces

for the first time.

Are you ready, Louise?

- Yes.

[energetic music]

Oh, wow.

Wow.

They're all lovely.

Shall we go and see orange?

- We did think that
orange might be older,

and we were right.

- He's got a nice face,
trying to hide a grin I think,

but bright eyes.

- A mature, refined gentleman.

- Yeah.

Let's go to yellow.

Very sweet face and
quite nice big eyes.

I think he's trying not
to give too much away.

- [Anna] So kind of
a bit of a mystery.

- Yeah, let's go for red.

- [Anna] Red?

- He's got a twinkle in his
eye, nice color eyes as well.

He just looks-- You look cheeky.

- A cheeky glint
and a sense of humor

can get you a long way.

Nearly a quarter of women
think a sense of humor

is more attractive in
a man than good looks.

That might explain
why Russell Brand

does so well with the ladies.

So pink, what do you
think of his face?

- He's got a nice face.

Have you got blue eyes?

Yeah, nice eyes.

- [Anna] Lovely eyes.

- [Louise] Yeah.

- Okay, so it is time
to make a decision.

[tense music]

- I don't like this bit.

- [Anna] I know.

- I think maybe yellow.

Mystery's nice but I
like someone more open.

- Fair enough, so you,
you're looking for--

- Give more away.

- maybe more of an open book.

- [Louise] Yeah.

- Well, Louise, you are
saying goodbye to Pritom,

and he is a 27-year-old, get
this, inventor from Birmingham.

- What? Wow.

- [Anna] Pritom come
and say hello to us.

- Hello.

- The man's got
brains and looks.

- Good game, best of luck.

- Oh, thank you,
oh, he's lovely.

- She had that impression
that I'm mysterious,

but it's part of my nature,

and that's what
makes me who I am.

- We have three gentlemen left.

This is the round where you
get to hear their voices.

- [Louise] Okay.

- So, gentlemen,
Louise often wishes

that she was a
little bit sexier.

What do you think is the
sexiest thing about you?

- Let's go for pink.

- I think the sexiest
thing about me is my smile,

because it shows my
happy personality.

- That's a nice voice, not too
high pitched, not too deep.

- [Anna] So could
he be Mr Darcy--

- From Manchester.

- from the north?

- [Louise] Maybe.

- Orange, what's the
sexiest thing about you?

- My silver fox look and my bum.

- Yay.

- Shall we do red?
- Yes.

- I've been told it's my eyes,

because they're quite
bright green in the summer,

and as winter comes they tend
to go more of a browny color.

- Wow.

- Kind of like a gecko.

- [Louise] Yeah,
that's quite cool.

- Okay, so you've heard the
boys, you've seen the boys,

who would you like
to say goodbye to?

- I don't know, I
really don't know.

Possibly red.

And it's not on the voice
either, he seems a bit shorter.

- [Anna] So again for you,
height is quite important.

- Yeah.

- Louise, this is
the lovely Daniel

and he is a 24-year-old
groundsman from Tenby.

- Hello.

Sorry.

- So Louise was saying,
gorgeous, just for her,

because she's quite
tall in heels--

- Yeah, you are quite tall.

- Yeah.

- I'm only 5'5", so--

- Thank you so much, Daniel.

- That's fine, cheers, guys.

I found that getting naked
is actually not as bad

as I thought it would be,

I thought it would
be quite awkward,

but it was actually really good.

I'll definitely start
being naked more often now.

- Two chaps remaining.

- Yeah.

- The next round, Louise,
is where they get to see you

with your clothes off.

- Yeah.

- [Anna] Are you okay with that?

- I thought I'd be okay,
I'm a bit nervous now.

- Yeah, I'm afraid it's time
to get the party dress off,

off you go, lady.

- Thank you.

- Based on naked attraction,

Louise has whittled
six guys down to two.

29-year-old gas engineer Stefan,

and 41-year-old sales
consultant Mark.

But only one can go
on a date to find out

if there's chemistry
when the clothes go on.

Stefan, Mark, our two Mr Darcys.

Stefan, were you
expecting to get here?

- No, I thought I'd
be out first round.

- [Anna] No!

- Yeah.

- And how about you, Mark?

- Surprised, but now
I'm here, I'm glad.

- Anything you like
on Stefan that,

that you're a bit like, "I
wish I could have had that."

- I like his pecs.

- Okay, so, Stefan, if
you were to look at Mark,

- what are you admiring in
terms of the competition?

- Well, he's looking in
pretty damn good shape so,

I hope when I get to that age--

- He's only 41! [struggling
to contain laughter]

Okay, so here you are, only
one of you can go on that date,

but before Louise decides,

you guys get to see her
without her clothes on.

Okay, Louise, come
on out, my love.

You look amazing.

- Thank you.

- Take your glasses off for
us, just for one second.

Stunning girl, Stefan,
what do you think?

- Looking good, yeah,
can we get a twirl?

- Very beautiful.

- Aww, thank you.

Put my glasses back on

so I can see you again.

- Is there anything specifically
that you're admiring?

- The thighs, nice thighs, yeah.

- [Anna] Yeah,
good strong thighs.

- Not like tree trunks, I hope.

- No, definitely not.

- How do you feel about the
fact that she's got pubic hair?

Are you Okay with that?

- Yeah, I'm fine with that, as
long as it's not crazy bush,

which it's not, so--

- You can manage with
the uncrazy bush.

Mark, are you all
right with pubic hair?

'Cause you don't see
it often these days.

- No, everything's all in
proportion, got no qualms.

- No qualms, I like that.

I've got no qualms.

What do you like
about your body?

- I quite like my lower legs,

I think they've got quite
a nice shape to them,

and I think my boobs
have quite a nice size.

- [Anna] Yeah, yeah.

- Very perfect in every way.

- Aww, thank you.

- Okay, it is the
moment of truth.

So you have Stefan,
you have Mark.

- Oh, no, can I take them both?

No, I can't take them both.

You're both lovely,
I really don't know.

I might have to say Stefan.

Just because my mum
was probably going

to absolutely love you, and
you might run off with her.

- [Anna] Mark, how do you feel?

- Gutted.

- Sorry.

You were lovely.

- Thank you.

- [Anna] Goodbye, Mark.

- The reason why she
didn't pick me was

because she thought that I
might run away with her mum.

You know, by all means,

if her mum wants to
get in touch with me,

then feel free to come
and say hello to me.

- Stefan, Louise, come on in.

- Hi!

- You are officially a couple.

Are you pleased, Stefan?

- Yeah, I'm happy, yeah, happy.

- You're happy.

Next time you see each other,

it's going to be with
your clothes back on,

so let's see whether
there is the chemistry

when you get your kit on.

Okay, enjoy yourselves, have
an amazing date, see you later.

- See you.

I've come away confident as hell

because I didn't think I
was best looking guy there,

my willy had all shriveled up,

so I was the smallest
guy there for sure.

And because I've won it
now, no-one can say owt,

can they, really?

- I'm super excited for later,
I'm hoping he's my Mr Darcy.

We'll find out.

- I don't know who Mr Darcy is.

Is it Pride And Prejudice
or something, yeah?

I've never seen any of it, so--

- Nice to see you clothed.

- Yeah, nice to see you
with some clothes on, yeah.

- Yeah.

I was worried what he might
look like with clothes on.

Like is he going to
rock up in a tracksuit?

But he looks great clothed,
so, yeah, I'm happy.

What did you think
when I came out naked?

- Oh, I liked it.

- He's a strong silent
type, definitely.

I'm just hoping I can get
him to open up a bit more

and maybe have a few shots.

I don't want to do
all the talking.

- I think the date's
going quite well, yeah.

It doesn't seem quite
as awkward as some dates

I've had before.

Nah, she's nice, she looks
good, it's going well.

How do you think
the date is going?

- Yeah, it's going good,
I'm enjoying myself.

You're just not
very chatty, so--

- No, well, I'm never very
chatty on a first date.

- No?

- So I'm glad you like to
talk because you're saving me.

- [laughing] Saving
you from your silence.

- Yeah.
- Gosh, fair enough.

So have you watched
any period dramas

or is that really
not your thing?

- I ain't seen none of it.

- Oh!

- I don't know what
it is, I'm sorry.

So I should have been
googling Mr Darcy

and everything or
whatever, shouldn't I?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, so sorry about that,

that's the only thing you
wanted that I don't have.

- I'm obviously after someone
who can treat me right.

Are you-- --are you a gent?

- I'm a gent, I'll send
you some flowers and--

- Oh, will you?

- buy you some chocolates.

- Oh, nice.

I don't think anyone's
ever bought me flowers.

If you hold the
door open for me--

- Oh, yeah, I'll put
your coat on for you.

- I haven't got one, but thanks.

It's definitely a lot better
now that he's opened up more.

There's been a bit more
flirting between us,

a bit more banter, so I'm hoping

that the rest of the
evening goes that way.

It's looking good.

- Have you finished your drink?

- Yeah.

- Do you want to go elsewhere?

- Come on, then, let's go.

- I thought it were going okay,

but now I think it's
going pretty great,

because she's just making
it obvious she's into me.

So it's going good.

How about a cheers?

- [Louise] Cheers.

- With kisses?

- Do you want a kiss?

♪ One kiss is all it takes

- [Mark] You all right?

- Hi.

- [Mark] There you go, for you.

- Oh, they smell gorgeous.

- [Anna] Louise, you were
looking for Mr Darcy,

so was he a gent?

- He was.

We've met up with
each other again,

which is always a good sign.

- Yeah.

- [Anna] And what
happened after the date?

- We went to a hotel,
made a cup of tea,

put my nightgown
on and went to bed.

Yeah.

- [giggling] Mm.

Yep, yep, totally.

- [Anna] So will you
see each other again?

- Yeah.

- Nah.

Not interested.

- [laughing] You're horrible.

- Yeah, we'll see
each other again.

[Naked Attraction theme tune]