Original subtitles

- Ah! Modern dating,

the constant swiping left and right,

the endless posing for a hot selfie.

But we have a more instinctive way to find love.

Tonight, a chef, an interpreter, and a makeup artist

are stripping bare to attract the perfect partner.

Because we love to start, where a good date ends...

- Oh wow!

- [Host] Naked.

- Oh my god!

- I'm so spoiled for choice.

- [Host] Can picking a partner based solely

on natural beauty-

- Could be a grower not a shower.

- [Host] ...help you find the one?

- [Man] If it doesn't fit in your mouth,

it's probably not gonna fit in your bum.

- Okay.

- [Host] When we're entirely unfiltered,

what do men and women really find attractive?

This person was born with a vagina,

but he identifies as a man.

- Wow, okay.

- [Host] Let's find out on dating in reverse.

- [Woman] Who do you want to take on that date tonight?

- It's like the hardest decision.

- I just want to take them both.

- [Host] This is Naked Attraction.

- Welcome to Naked Attraction,

the dating show that brings singletons together

in the all together.

Inside of each of these six pods,

I've lined up a brave naked singleton.

Only one of them will be picked to go on a date,

but who's doing the choosing?

- I'm Judy.

I'm 28 years old, and I'm a barmaid from Glasgow.

♪ I'm kinda sexual

♪ So we should be sexual

- I've mastered the art of pouring the perfect pint,

but I simply can't pour the perfect man.

My problem is that I just keep scaring men away.

Rarr!

♪ Talk to me baby

- My friends definitely say that I am too brash

and loud when it comes to dating.

- You need to let them chase you,

and not you chase them.

I do try to tell her to come down,

but she just don't listen.

She knows what she wants, and she's not afraid

to go get it.

- The biggest dating mistake I've ever made,

although I think it's the most romantic,

was giving someone a latex mold of my vagina.

I want to find someone who's just confident

being themselves.

I like big manly men.

Maybe I can find one that can keep up

with me on Naked Attraction.

- Judy, hello, welcome to the show!

- Hello! Nice to meet you!

- Are you a little bit nervous?

- A wee bit, but I'm gonna give it my all,

and just get stuck in.

- Why would you want to choose a guy naked?

- I want someone who's quite upfront and honest,

because I'm quite honest and upfront.

- You've come to the right show,

because obviously they're gonna be naked,

so there's nothing that they can hide behind.

What you see is what you get.

So, shall we crack on with the game then?

- Okay.

- You have in front of you six colored pods,

inside each of them is a hot, naked man, Judy.

- Ooh!

- Every single one of them has an attribute

that you have told us you find attractive.

We're gonna reveal them to you, bit by bit.

All you've gotta do is whittle them down

from six to one, based on naked attraction.

- Okay.

- Shall we start? - Yeah, okay.

- Let's reveal the bottom half of the bodies please.

Here they come.

- Ooh!

[dramatic music]

Ah!

This is great!

Ah, ah!

Oh my god!

- This is like all your Christmases and birthdays

have come at once!

- This is amazing!

- Are you a cock girl?

- I love cock!

I absolutely love it!

This is like fantastic!

- Do you want to go and look at anyone in particular?

- Pink?

- Ooh! He's giving me a dance!

Thank you.

- Oh! - Oh! What was that?

- It looks like a turkey now.

- Go on, Pink, dance for us one more time.

- Ah! [laughing]

- Green, can you dance for us?

- Oh, he can! That's great!

[laughing]

- What does it tell you about him as a man do you think?

- He's quite confident, up for a laugh.

- Yeah, he's definitely up for a laugh.

- I think they've been practicing. [laughing]

Cause he's got a really good motion going.

Red! It's all bald.

- It starts off quite sort of girthy, doesn't it?

And then tapers out towards the end.

- It's got like, um, - a snood.

- A snood, that's it, yeah.

So there's room for a lot of growth.

Orange, another wee baldy.

Not wee, sorry.

- [Host] What do you think about a guy that takes

off all his pubic hair?

- [Judy] I think he's very into hygiene,

so being in hygiene is very good.

- [Host] What about blue?

Cause we're going from completely bald to-

- Quite a lot of hair.

It's very central.

It doesn't lean off to any side at all,

it's just very-

- Oh! You gettin' a thumbs up there, Judy.

Okay, what about yellow?

- Oh my goodness!

That's like a reverse landing strip isn't it?

- Do you know what that's called?

That's a Charlie Chaplin.

- A Charlie Chaplin, okay!

- [Host Voiceover] Nowadays, 40% of men do some form

of manscaping down below.

The Charlie Chaplin is just one style

of topiary being created.

There's also the Groucho Marx, the sporty GT

with go faster stripes, or even for the festive,

the Christmas tree.

Now you know what to ask for.

- What kind of size would you go for with a willy?

- A good, girthy one, that sort.

Ideal. - That's your ideal?

- Yeah - Okay

And how long would you like?

- Two hands.

- Okay, definitely got a hand and a half maybe.

Hand and a half, yeah.

- It's like measuring a horse, isn't it?

- Yeah - Okay

So, Judy, it is time to make a decision

based on naked attraction.

Which color would you like to lose?

[dramatic music] - Okay

- Think very carefully.

- I think I'm gonna have to lose yellow.

- Yellow!

- I did notice his toenails which were a bit not clean.

He took care of his penis and his pubes,

but then he neglects the feet.

- Should we find out who you're saying goodbye to?

- Okay

- This is Eddie.

He is a 24 year old chef from Italy.

- Oh!

- [Host] Come and join us, Eddie!

- Hello - Hello

You're real hot. [laughing]

- Eddie could've actually cooked for you, imagine that.

Hand and a half.

- [Judy] Hand and a half, you're very attractive.

- Thank you very much.

On this occasion, it's a no date for you.

- Not a problem, thank you madam.

- Goodbye - Goodbye, thank you!

- [Host] Look at him go, great bum!

- I'm disappointed that I didn't get through this stage.

In the future, I think I'll take care of all my feet.

- Five men remain.

Let's reveal the middle parts of the bodies, please.

[dramatic music]

Ooh!

- Oh wow!

Ho ho!

Oh!

Hello, Red, hi!

- [Host] All right, do you want to have a look at Red?

- Yeah! - Come on.

Wasn't expecting that!

- No! He's like Tarzan or something.

- Why are you drawn to Red?

- It's just the stance.

He's got big shoulders, and the arms, and big pecks,

just got a proper, rrr body!

I'm a man man! I'm an alpha male!

Yeah, I like beer and football and birds and stuff.

[laughing]

- It sounds a little bit like you wanna get your hands

on him already there, Judy.

- No, no, no, I'm a lady. [laughing]

- Wait for him to put his hands on you! [laughing]

What about Pink?

How do you feel about his tats?

- His tats are all right.

I quite like the lady on his arm.

- [Host] That's beautifully done, isn't it?

- [Judy] Yeah, that's really nice.

- [Host] Let's go and check out Blue.

- [Judy] This is a very symmetrical man.

It's halfway between super ripped and dad bod.

- Wow!

- It's a nice balance.

- [Host] I would have thought that a quite a good combo.

It's time for you to decide which color

you would like to lose at this point.

And you're overwhelmed.

- I am overwhelmed, yeah.

- [Host] There is one color that you're gonna have to lose.

- It's gonna have to be Pink.

- Pink! - Yeah.

I like my guys to be quite broad,

and he's the least broad.

- Okay, shall we see who Pink is?

- Okay [dramatic music]

- This is Adam. - Hello.

- He's a 32 year old admin assistant

from Stoke-on-Trent.

- Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you, hello!

- [Host] Hi, there! You all right?

- I'm good, thank you, yeah.

- Are you a little bit disappointed?

- Yeah

- But then you have got a tremendous skill

with your willy dance.

- [Judy] Yeah! That was great!

- It was good, wasn't it?

Can you do it again for us?

You can definitely do some things with that.

- Oh yes. - Goodbye.

Thank you very much. - Thank you.

- I started the willy dance,

but it looked like a turkey?

At the end of the day, she's lost out.

She could've had fun with that.

- [Host Voiceover] Coming up, Judy bears all

before choosing who to date.

- They're all really hot.

- [Host Voiceover] And a brand new singleton

gets to pick apart all faced on Naked Attraction.

- This is mental.

- [Host Voiceover] Earlier, barmaid Judy

whittled six potential dates down to four

based on naked attraction alone.

She can only choose one guy to go on that date,

so who will she lose next?

Okay, we've got four gorgeous men left.

I believe you've been scaring the boys with this, explain.

- [laughing] That's a latex mold I made of my vagina.

I thought it'd be a really romantic gift.

- [Host] What was your boyfriend's reaction?

- He kind of called it off after that.

- So frightening off the boys? - Yeah

- Okay, so, shall we crack on with the game then?

- Okay - Can we please see the faces?

[dramatic music]

- Oh

[dramatic music]

I think I know him.

- Red? - Yeah

- [Host] You know him?

- I don't know; he looks like someone I went to school with.

- Okay, this is a very particular type

of reunion if that's true.

- Yeah, he looks so familiar.

Thor?

Maybe I'm just thinking of Thor.

That could be it.

Maybe you went to school with Thor.

Red, did you go to school with Judy?

- No? Oh.

Maybe I banged him. [laughing]

- Red, have you had sex with Judy?

- Nope, nope.

- Would you like to? [laughing]

Who else you want to look at?

- [Judy] Orange, oh he's not giving anything away.

- [Host] No he's not.

He's playing quite hard to get.

- [Judy] He is playing quite hard to get.

- [Host] Amazing artwork.

- Yeah, I think they're really well done,

lots of different styles as well.

We'll have a look at Green.

Very nice eyes.

Oh! Aw!

Blue?

- [Host] Brown eyes.

Is that your preference, brown or blue or green?

Do you know what?

Brown eyes are on the decline.

Only 22% of the UK has brown eyes.

- Oh really?

- 48% have blue eyes.

- [Host Voiceover] 10,000 years ago,

blue eyes didn't exist, until a genetic mutation

in an Ice Age ancestor changed their eyes

from brown to blue.

This blue mutation is easily passed on.

And because blue eyed people are seen as more attractive,

they mate more.

Which makes blue eyed babies more likely.

Because of this, today, blue has overtaken all other colors

to become the most common in Britain.

- Okay, it's time to make a decision.

Which color do you think you're gonna say goodbye to?

- I don't know.

They're all really hot.

- You do need to send somebody home, though.

[dramatic music]

- I think it needs to be Orange.

- [Host] Orange?

Why Orange?

- I don't know know.

There was just something.

He's super hot.

He just seems a bit too cool.

- All right, this is Ryan.

He is 26.

He's a nightclub doorman from Aberdeen.

- Oh really!

- Come down, Ryan.

I think maybe it was just the quick,

cool attitude in the end.

- Cockiness.

- Cockiness that put her off.

So on this occasion,

they're ain't gonna be a date with Judy.

Thank you, Ryan!

- See you later! - See you later!

- [Host] Disappointed, or are you okay?

- No, sticking by my decision.

- It was good experience, really enjoyed it.

Her loss, she could have had a big, Scottish guy. [laughs]

- Onwards - Onwards!

- Let's go team!

- Three fellas left.

It's now time to hear them, Judy.

- Okay

- So, Green, what is the favorite part of your body?

- Probably my eyes.

- Why is that then?

- I think they're very bright,

which reflects my personality perfectly I like to think.

- What a nice guy!

- [Host] What do you think about his voice?

- It's just very nice, comforting.

- [Host] Blue.

- It would have to be my legs.

Just because they're a great help

in getting around. [laughs]

- Legs rock! Yes!

- So awful, legs do do. [laughing]

What do you think about Blue's voice.

- I don't know.

It was a very deep voice.

It was very well spoken.

- [Host] Now then, Red.

- I would say my back.

- [Host] Why?

- I think it's a nice shape.

- Do a spin for us.

Yep, very broad, good shape.

From Cumbrio or from round there.

Not far from Glasgow.

- Not from Glasgow.

- [Host] Do you like that voice?

- He's not far from Glasgow, yep that's right. [laughing]

- Okay, you've heard the boys.

One of them's gonna have to go home.

Which color do you want to say goodbye to?

[dramatic music]

- Red

- Red, ay?

- Yeah, I'm sorry.

- [Host] Why?

- It's the voice.

- [Host] The voice!

- I'm really sorry,

cause I'd totally bang you, but it's the voice.

- Okay, this is James.

He is a 25 year old joiner from Cumbrio.

- You're really hot as well,

still up close is well.

- You gutted, James?

- Yeah, a little bit, yeah.

- I'm really, really sorry.

It's not gonna be a date.

- Oh well.

- [Host] Well, I think we should have a hug.

[laughing]

- I can't. [laughing]

- [Host] Steady, James, I'm sorry.

See you later.

He's a sexy man.

- He is.

- So hot, but you've sent him home.

[laughing]

- Rejected, that was hard.

I supposed she'd like the accent,

but it's a bit of a shame how it works.

It's what it be.

- Two boys left, Judy.

This is the time where they get to see you

without your clothes on.

So, off you go.

We'll see you shortly, love!

- [Host Voiceover] Based on naked attraction,

Judy has whittled six guys down to two.

23 year old bar manager Ben,

and 26 year old engineering contractor, Tom.

But only one can go on a date

to find out if there's still chemistry

when their clothes go on.

- Fellas, you made it this far, congratulations!

Everything's playful here.

What you think of the competition?

- Ben is a very good-looking man, generally,

he's clean cut, got a very good body.

- So Ben, what do you make of Tom's body?

- It's obviously masculine.

A lot of women are attracted to that.

A very tall guy, he's got that going for him as well,

tough competition. - Thanks.

- All right, boys, it's only fair

that you get to see Judy without her clothes on.

Are you ready for this?

- Very

- [Host] Come on, fellas, come on in, Judy!

[dramatic music]

Hi, how are you?

Boys, what do you make of this stunning woman?

- She is gorgeous, perfect symmetry,

and a very nice shape.

- Yeah, I love the tattoos.

You've got amazing legs, beautiful face.

- Nice bum, too.

- Lovely bum.

Do you go for a Brazilian, boys?

Tom?

- I don't mind pubic hair at all.

- Clearly, you're a man with many pubes.

- Yeah, I'd be a bit hypocritical.

- Do you dig the Brazilian, Ben?

- Yeah, definitely.

Any kind of neatly kept look is perfect for me.

- Okay.

You know what's coming, don't you?

Take a good look at the boys.

Who are you drawn to immediately?

- I don't know.

- Will it be Ben?

Or will it be Tom?

It's time to make a decision.

- I am going to go for...

Tom!

- Tom! Ben?

- I was kind of expecting it.

He's a good looking guy, so I can see

where she's coming from in that respect.

- Don't put yourself down man.

- I'm really really sorry.

- No, it's fine.

Thanks anyway.

- Nice to meet you.

- Aw, thank you, Ben.

See you later.

- I liked her very much.

She's a lovely girl.

Really great experience, I've done something

completely new, absolutely loved it.

And I'm glad for Tom.

[dramatic music]

- Tom! Judy!

- Hi! We're together now. [laughing]

- So, Judy, how pleased are you with your choice?

- Very pleased, yeah.

- You look great together.

Next time you see each other,

it's gonna be with your clothes on.

Have a fab time.

See you later.

[giggling]

- That was by far the best day of my life.

There was so many dicks it was absolutely mental.

I loved it!

And he seems like a well spoken, really nice guy,

and he's gorgeous.

- Well, I feel pretty good.

I mean she picked me out of six guys,

bit of an ego boost.

I'm really looking forward to getting

to know her a lot better.

[peaceful music]

- Hello.

- You all right?

- I'm all right, how are you?

Great to see you again.

- Nice to see you as well.

- You're looking lovely.

- Thanks

- Yeah, he's really cute, actually.

He's really cute.

- You're looking really beautiful as well.

I love the dress.

- Cheers, cheers.

- She is incredibly good looking.

I would even consider her slightly out of my league.

- What is it you like most about my body.

- I've never seen a penis like that

that just right in the middle, doesn't hang left, right,

just straight there.

I was like that's very neat and tidy.

[laughing]

Have you named it by the way?

- I do not have a name for my penis.

- You don't have a name for it?

- No!

- Mmm, Wolfgang. - Wolfgang?

- Yeah, something exotic. [laughing]

Yeah, we seem to be getting on really well.

We've been laughing so that's good.

How long have you been single for?

- Just under four months now.

- I've been officially single for over a year.

So I think I tend to scare people off.

A lot of time I'm just jokin' and people don't get it.

- No, yeah, I love it.

I tend to be too passive.

So it try to be a bit more headstrong

like what I want to do.

- Usually I like a guy to be a bit more forward

and confident and take a bit more control.

What's your plans for the rest of the day?

Do you want to go get a drink?

- Definitely.

I think there's some mutual attraction going on.

She's a very beautiful woman.

- I definitely fancy him.

He definitely fancies me, as well.

So that's good. [laughing]

- I just decided I'd take the lead a bit more,

be a bit more forward.

- I'm really glad he kissed me.

I think we'd both quite like to see each other again.

[peaceful music]

- Hiya there.

- Hi, ooh, nice to see you again.

- [Cameraman] Did you get to see Wolfgang?

- Um, yes, yeah, pretty much.

- [Cameraman] How did you leave it?

- Mainly just being an occasional message back and forth.

The main problem is just the distance.

- I still fancy you, Tom.

I think you're good looking.

- I fancy you as well.

- [Cameraman] Would you like to see Wolfgang again?

[laughing]

- Wouldn't mind seeing Wolfgang again.

He was a good chap, good support.

I think possibly in the future there could be some romance.

- I'd definitely be up for that.

- I'm sure we'll figure something out.

- It'll fall into place.

- It'll fall into place, yeah.

- Wing it.

- We'll wing it!

- Welcome back to Naked Attraction,

the dating show with suitors in their birthday suits.

Behind me I've got another six singletons,

hoping to get a date.

But who's picking this time?

[roaring]

- I'm Craig.

I'm 29, and I'm from Witney!

I just set up my own event bar business.

I work for a couple of marquee companies as well.

I enjoy being part of people's special day.

It can be a bit intense some times,

a marquee joke for you there.

I used to be pretty big.

At the heaviest, I was 18 and a half stones.

Bit of hard work, and I've managed to get down

to what I am today.

I'm happy with how I look,

and more importantly who I am.

I'm looking to find a girl, settle down, have children,

all that.

♪ Cause I will wait, I will wait for you ♪

- I'm looking for someone who doesn't take herself

too seriously.

Someone who has a zest for life.

You definitely got to be confident

to get your kit off on TV.

If all goes well, that would be amazing.

But if it doesn't, I've got a story to tell

someone else's grandkids.

- Craig! Welcome to the show.

- All right, how's it going?

- You nervous? Excited?

- A bit of both.

- In three months, you are 30.

- I am indeed.

- And you want to be married, kids-

- Not necessarily by 30,

but I want to be getting towards it.

- Okay! You have to get naked later on.

How are you feeling about that?

- I'm all right about it.

I used to be a bit of a bloater.

So me waist was rounder than me legs are long.

- Confident in your bod now?

- Yeah.

- Shall we start the game?

- Yeah, go on then.

- In front of you, you have got six colored pods.

Behind each screen is a stunning, naked woman,

just for you, Craig.

Each of them has an attribute that you've told us

you find physically attractive.

We're gonna reveal them bit by bit to you.

All you've got to do is whittle them down from six to one,

decide which one you want to take on a date.

Easy! - All right, yeah.

- Now, I know that you are a bit of a bottom man.

- Yep

- Let's reveal the bottom half of the bodies, please.

[dramatic music]

- [Host] You are literally speechless, Craig.

Are you all right?

- Yeah, it's a bit,

I've never been in this situation before, believe it or not.

- [Host] Drink it in.

- Getting a bit warm in here, with all these bums on show.

- All right, a little bit flustered?

- Yeah, a little bit.

- I'll look after it. [laughing]

Okay, who are you drawn to first?

- Red definitely. - Let's have a look at Red.

- It's nice and pert, and it looks firm.

- Can you give us a wobble, Red.

Ooh! That's not moving.

- Oh [host laughing]

- What was that noise, Craig?

Are you all right?

- Yeah, I've got a little dry throat.

Green, she looks she's got more of a hourglass figure

in the sense, the bums a bit bigger.

Again, it looks pert.

- Why are you a bum boy?

- There just nice to grab aren't they?

Rrr! - Rrr! Okay.

Do you think you could do that with Green?

- Definitely, yeah, ooh!

Bum over boobs any day.

- Bum over boobs.

- [Host Voiceover] The majority of British men

prefer boobs over bums.

And one study claims that you can tell

which guys prefer by analyzing their personality traits.

Men who love boobs are apparently more sporty,

sociable, and likely to be the center of attention.

Whereas men who are drawn to derrieres are more dependable,

organized, and like to be leaders.

- [Host] Pink!

- Probably a bit bigger than I'd like.

- So you got a sort of scale of curviness.

- Yes. - Okay

- Yellow [host laughing]

That's a decent, tell you that.

- What kind of girl is gonna have, "I solemnly swear,

"I'm up to no good."

- She's gonna be a good crack!

- I love that! I love that!

Okay, Blue's bum, give us a wobble.

- That is a gift.

I like the size of her bum, definitely.

And she's got quite nice legs as well, actually.

- [Host] Orange

- Slightly smaller than I'd usually go for,

but it looks pert, again, and just worked on.

- Give us a wobble, Orange! [laughing]

Okay, so your face lit up there.

Did you enjoy the spectacle?

So anyway, should we have a look at the front bottom?

- Yeah

- Okay, ladies, please turn around.

Show us what you've got.

[dramatic music]

Ooh!

Okay

- [Craig] Blue,

do you have a piercing?

- Thumbs up if it's a clitoral piercing.

No! Hood piercing?

Yes! Does it give you a lot of pleasure?

Craig, hello.

Is it a pretty vagina?

- It is. It's tidy, as well.

- [Host] Are you not a fan of the hairy bush?

- Just not like a '70s bush.

- Well, we haven't got any bushes.

Okay, it's time to make a decision.

So based on naked attraction alone,

you have to lose one color.

[dramatic music]

Who's it gonna be?

- I think it's gonna have to be pink.

- Pink, why pink?

- She looks quite tall to me,

and just feel quite silly walking around with someone

looking up at them.

- Should we find out who the goddess

behind the pink screen is?

- Let's do it.

[dramatic music]

- This lady is Jess.

She's 30; she's a logistic student from Gloucester.

Jes, come say hello.

- Hi how you doing?

- Fine thank you.

- You are beautiful!

- Jess, I'm really sorry, it's not gonna be a date.

But thank you so much.

She's got a swagger. - Some shape!

- Craig was very much disappointed.

Absolutely, so he should be. [laughing]

- You've got five gorgeous ladies remaining.

Can we reveal the middle part of the bodies, please.

[dramatic music]

Oh!

Craig, you sort of look like you're in a museum.

- It's a little bit bonkers, it really is.

This is mental.

- Which pair are you drawn to.

- I'd say Red.

They are really good boobs.

- Are they real?

- I don't know.

- Red, are they enhanced bosoms?

They are enhanced bosoms, wow!

- [Host Voiceover] Boob jobs appear to be falling

out of favor.

2016 saw a 20% drop in women having breast enhancements.

Plastic surgeons have also reported a change

in the shape requested with more people looking

for smaller, teardrop implants,

which offer a more natural look and feel.

- Yellow, personally, I wouldn't say that I'd go

for her shape of breasts.

- Bit too small for you maybe?

- Maybe, yeah.

Blue, they're nice boobs.

- What about sticky outty nipples?

Do you like them erect?

- Um, yeah.

- Now, hello. [laughing]

Could you see yourself nibbling down on them?

- Oh, 100% [nibbling sounds]

[host laughing] Yeah, definitely, definitely.

- I dread to think what they're like

when she's actually cold.

- God, poke your bloody eye out, wouldn't they?

- Oh, okay, Orange!

- They're nice boobs.

They're maybe not as pert as I'd like.

- She's a curvy girl, what do you think of her love handles?

- Don't mind a bit of love handles.

- [Host] Really?

- Yeah, I've got love handles meself,

so they tend to stick out making my bum look smaller.

- So you got sort of a double bum going on.

- I wouldn't go that far.

- So you've got like a make muffin top?

- Ooh! Again.

- Is that harsh?

- Work in progress.

- All right only working on what you've told me.

Craig, it's time to make a decision.

You have to lose a color.

[dramatic music]

- I'm gonna go with yellow.

- Yellow! Why yellow?

- She might be a little too much woman for me.

I wouldn't be able to handle her.

- All right, so let's find out

who the gorgeous yellow lady is.

[dramatic music]

This is Victoria.

She's 40, and she's a cleaner from Sheffield.

- Hello - All right.

- Oh! - He's cute.

- But you'd ruin him.

- Yeah [laughing]

- Thank you for playing, my darling.

- Thank you, bye.

The things he was looking for like marriage,

family, and kids, are something I've done,

and I don't want to do again, so I really wasn't his type.

- [Host Voiceover] Coming up, Craig bears all

before choosing who to date.

- [Host] Could one of them be the mother of your children?

- Potentially, yeah.

- [Host Voiceover] Earlier, Craig whittled

six potential dates down to four,

based on naked attraction alone.

He can only use one girl to go on that date,

so who will he lose next?

- Well, the good news is, Craig,

that you've got four gorgeous ladies remaining.

What is going through your mind at the moment?

- [Craig] They're all stunning.

- [Host] Could one of them

be the mother of your two children?

- Potentially, yeah.

- All right, this is where you get

to see them for the very first time.

Let's have a look at the girls.

[dramatic music]

- Wow.

- [Host] Any lady that you'd like to go

and have a closer look at?

- Green, got a small, petite face, big eyes.

They're nice, nice eyes.

I quite like noses as well.

- [Host] Do you like a big nose or a little nose?

- A little nose.

- Hmm, did you know,

that actually smaller, baby-like features

in a person elicit a more nurturing response from a mate?

- I would say that's a medium nose.

- [Host] That's a medium schnoz.

- Yeah, Red next.

Really pretty, she looks like she takes a lot of pride

in her appearance.

Good teeth, that's a bright, white smile.

You don't want to be kissing someone

with rusty pegs, do you now?

- Nobody wants rusty pegs.

Nobody wants rusty pegs.

I wonder whether she's had her teeth done?

No! Wow!

Lips? No!

This lady is all natural, okay.

- Nearly

- Okay, apart from the bosoms. [laughing]

- Blue, gorgeous, I really like her hair.

- Are you just being drawn back to the nipples?

You can't quite keep your eyes on the eyes. [laughing]

Moving on, moving on.

- [Craig] Really nice eyes.

- I tell you what, she's staring us down, Craig.

Do you think she wants to hunt you down?

- It feels like it a little bit.

- Orange, is he your kind of man?

Watch out, Craig.

- Oh Christ! [host laughing]

- All right, take a good look.

You need to lose one color.

[dramatic music]

Which one?

- It's gonna have to be red, I think.

- [Host] Red?

- [Craig] Yeah

- [Host] Why Red?

- With all the effort she makes,

she might be too high maintenance for me.

- All right, this is Lucy.

She's 38.

She's a property developer from London.

Hello [kissing]

Love, you're not showing him around a house,

you can give him a hug. [laughing]

You have got an amazing body.

What an incredible body!

Thank you so much, it's not a date.

There she goes!

- I'm not high maintenance.

To me, it's just basically looking after myself.

- We've got three stunning women left.

This next round is where you get to hear

what they sound like.

So Craig is not a fan of his love handles

and has been working hard to lose them.

Is there a part of your body that you might like to change?

Who do you want to go to first?

- Green - Green!

- This part of my bum, here.

I don't like the cellulite.

I'd like to get rid of it.

- [Host] Spin around, Green.

What part of your bum?

- [Green] Underneath.

- I'm not getting it, no.

- No, I'm not getting it.

- [Host] Do you like her voice?

- [Craig] Yeah, it's quite nice actually, yeah.

- Okay! - Blue.

- I really don't like my feet.

- I don't see anything wrong with your feet at all.

- [Host] What about the accent, Craig?

- I like it.

Where are you from?

- Originally from Poland. - From Poland?

Nice

- [Host] Okay, let's go with Orange.

- I have lost six stone in a year.

- Congratulations! - That's amazing!

- Thank you very, very much, God bless.

To me, I have nothing, I love myself.

- Where are you from?

- I've traveled everywhere.

I was at University of Edinburgh,

then came back down to Newcastle.

But I'm residing in Newcastle at the moment.

But obviously, my family live in London as well,

so I travel everywhere.

I did modeling for awhile, as well, facial modeling.

- Let's stick with Newcastle!

- Yeah.

- [Host] All right, Orange.

Okay, three girls, based on what you've seen and heard,

which color do you want to lose?

- This is tough!

It's gonna have to be Orange.

- Why Orange?

- She's just a bit too chatty maybe.

- So Craig, this is Jade.

She is a 30 year old makeup artist from Newcastle.

Hello!

Craig felt that you might have been a bit too chatty.

- I love being chatty.

If people are too quiet, they're the worst kind of people.

So there you go.

- You are a stunning woman.

See you later, love!

- I mean come on!

In a relationship, wouldn't you want

to have somebody that's talkative,

not just like a corpse just lying there,

"Yes, sir.

"No, sir."

- We have two lovely ladies left.

Now the next time you get to see them,

it's gonna be with your kit off, fella.

Get them clothes off!

- [Host Voiceover] Based on naked attraction,

Craig has whittled six girls down to two.

29 year old sales assistant, Erica.

And 39 year old interpreter, Mia.

But only one can go on a date to find out

if there's still chemistry when their clothes go on.

- Girls! So it seems to me that Craig's got a bit of a type

going on here. [laughing]

So listen, you've been checking out the competition, Erica,

what would you admire about her?

- I like her nipples.

- [Host] You like her nipples?

- Yeah, nipple envy going on.

- What would you admire?

- I mean, come on, she's just so perfect.

She's got a pert bum and really beautiful.

- Now, the last time you saw Craig it was with his kit on,

are you interested to see him with his clothes off?

- Yeah - Yep

- Bring him in.

- Come on, Craig!

[dramatic music]

Hello, sir!

[dramatic music]

How does it feel to be looked at by the ladies?

- It's a little bit more intense this way, isn't it?

- [Ladies] It is.

- It's only fair, Craig.

- I've lost me safety blanket, haven't I?

- What do we make of his body, Mia?

- You've done a really good job, so yeah.

- Yeah, I think you have a nice body.

- What do you think about his massive balls?

[laughing]

- Wow, you got me speechless!

- You're the one that might handle them!

- Quite a bit to handle!

- Are you the woman to do it?

- Maybe.

- Now, you can only take one lady on a date.

It's time, Craig, to make a decision.

[dramatic music]

So you have Erica, and you have Mia,

one girl, one date.

[dramatic music]

- Erica

- Erica! Mia?

- She's gorgeous.

- So are you. [giggling]

- Thank you so much, Mia.

Take yourself and your nips. [laughing]

- Nice to meet you, take care.

- See you later, love!

- I didn't used to like my boobs.

It was really nice to hear positive comments.

I was really glad he liked them.

- Come on, guys, you're together! [laughing]

- Hi - Don't be shy!

- I'm really cold, I'm sorry.

- You're freezing!

Cold hands, warm heart.

- Yeah, that's it.

- So the next time you see each other,

is gonna be with your clothes back on.

Then you can find out whether you guys

have got real chemistry.

Are you looking forward to it?

- Yeah - Yeah

- I hope you have a brilliant date.

- Thank you.

- See you later.

- Come on, you.

- Ooh! Over the threshold.

- I'm really looking forward to the date tonight.

Hopefully, she might be marriage material.

We can settle down, pop out a couple of sprogs,

the dream as it were.

- I'm really looking forward to the date tonight.

I'm really open-minded, so we'll just see how it goes,

and go from there.

[upbeat music]

♪ Come get it bae

- Hi!

- Hey, how you doing?

- I'm all right.

Nice place. - Thank you. [laughing]

- I don't like you with your clothes on.

- Brilliant, shall we go now, shall we?

She's beautiful, with and without her clothes on,

so obviously, that's a plus.

- Nice eyes by the way.

- Stop it, you'll embarrass me.

- Craig, has a natural flirt to his personality.

I think I have a natural flirt to my personality.

Tell me some more.

What do you do to earn dollars these days?

- I am a rigger. - A rigger?

- Yeah, sounds a lot more interesting than what it is.

I put tents up for a living. [laughing]

- You should say, "I erect tents."

- I've got massive erections for a living, how's that?

[laughing] Erica's a beautiful girl.

She's confident; she's funny.

Yeah, I would say I fancy here.

♪ I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love ♪

- Let me put you on the spot.

Why did you pick me? [giggling]

- I think your bum's amazing.

You're whole body to be honest with you, is cracking.

- Really? - Yeah.

And you have beautiful eyes.

- Have I gone really pink?

- As far as first dates go, I think it's going all right

thus far.

Not gonna get carried away with myself.

But I'm looking for love, someone to marry,

settle down with, have kids with.

- I think Craig fancies me,

but right now I would like to see Craig as a friend.

I don't think it would go more than that from my side.

- Where do we go from here?

Do you want to go for another drink?

- My initial thoughts were, "I think we've had a good time."

But I'm a bit of a cool cucumber.

- Right, okay.

- I like to take things a little slower.

- No worries.

- Okay? - Yep.

- So I reckon, we swap numbers,

and see where things go.

- Perfect.

- If that's all right with you?

- Definitely.

Having a great night, swapped numbers, got on really well,

definitely like to see her again.

♪ This time we'll take it slow

- [Cameraman] How did you leave the date?

- We left in the same taxi.

We were staying in different hotels.

We dropped off to his hotel first.

He offered to continue the night, have another drink,

but I declined, politely.

And I went off to my hotel.

- [Cameraman] So, Erica, he's not coming.

- He's not coming? - He's not coming.

- Okay

- [Cameraman] What do you think about that?

- It's his choice.

He's his own man.

Integrity's a massive thing for me.

I think if you're gonna do something,

then follow it through, even if it's not the outcome

that you desired.

Just finish something off and be nice and be polite.

Bit of a poor show, really.

[upbeat music]