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What about your picture?

You can have it.

I thought you liked that picture.

I do, but...

I've got nowhere to put it.

Well, you might as well have it 'cause...

I don't have anywhere to put it either, so...

Dad?

Why are you leaving?

We talked about this.

And I'm not leaving.

I'm gonna be, like, an hour and a half away.

And I'm still gonna see you all the time.

Yeah, but you're still leaving.

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♪ French kissin' in the USA ♪

♪ French kissin' in the USA... ♪

Why is it called French kissing?

Dunno.

Did French people invent it?

Maybe.

Kissing's weird.

Why's that?

Don't you think it's weird?

You open your mouth and stick your tongue in someone else's mouth and then wiggle it around.

Well, when you put it like that, yeah, it's a little bit weird.

Exactly.

So have you had a pash yet?

Pash?

A kiss.

I know what a pash is, but no-one says that anymore.

Oh, okay. Sorry I'm not up with the latest lingo.

- So what do you call it? - Kissing.

Oh, okay. So have you done any kissing?

Yuck.

How you going, mate?

Hello.

What are you up to?

Not much.

Not a bad spot, eh?

Yeah.

I'd rather be there than here.

Yeah, me too.

Who are you?

I'm your son.

- My son? - Yep.

This is your granddaughter.

Hi, Pop.

I've got a granddaughter.

It's your lucky day, mate.

Well, look at you...

you're so pretty.

Thanks.

Are you Chinese?

No, I'm Aussie.

All right.

I'll see you in a couple of weeks.

Make sure you get the Internet connected.

Yes, ma'am.

All right.

- Love you, darling. - Love you.

That's one...

There's two.

- See you, darl. - 'Bye.

Oh, man.

So what are you gonna do with Brit?

Has she been down here? Has she stayed?

No Internet.

- Gotta have the net. - Yep.

Gotta have the net...

How's the movie biz?

Mate, it's going great guns.

I might have to put someone on.

I'm serious.

I tell you what. I'm earning my fuckin' money, though.

Last week, this couple, they wanted to shoot an outdoor vid.

- Yeah? - You know, down by the beach.

Yeah.

So, anyway, we get down there and there's all these people around.

I'm thinking, "This isn't right. We can't do it here."

But that's what they wanted to do. They wanted to do it in public.

- Exhibitionists. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I managed to coax them into doing it in a more palatable spot.

Yeah.

So, anyway, they're getting into it...

I'm filming away...

next minute, fucking...

What?

They wanted me to join in.

What are you eatin'?

- Dimmies. - Eugh.

Want one?

Nah. Fuck no.

Don't you like dimmies?

I've never had one.

Mate, you're not an Aussie if you haven't had a bloody dimmie.

Mate, I don't understand...

Like...

how can you eat something when you don't even know what's in it?

I don't need to know what's in it.

It tastes good. That's all I need to know.

- Nah... - Try one.

- No, I don't want one. - For me.

- No, mate, I've come this far... - Just for me.

- Please. Please. Try it. - All right, I'll have a bite.

I'll have one bite.

Disgusting-looking thing.

It's pretty fuckin' good.

What did I tell you?

Get it in there, mate.

Soy sauce.

- Oh, my God. - How good is it?

It's incredible.

Told ya.

Hey, mate, I figure you should know...

You know that guy, the...

the biker you were having that trouble with?

- Alex? - Yeah.

- Yeah? - He's looking for ya.

Who told you?

Just a mate.

Does he know where he is?

Beauty.

So it was a flying fucking saucer, was it, Raymond?

Look, mate, if there were aliens about, we'd know by now.

Think about it. How the fuck are you gonna keep that a secret?

Mate, they don't want you to know about it.

It's all fucking top-secret, right?

Really?

Mate, how many planets have you got in the universe?

I don't fuckin' know. How many?

- Trillions. - Trillions...

Okay? You got trillions of planets.

You're gonna tell me out of all those planets,

the universe goes on forever,

this is the only planet...

that's got any life on it.

Come on, mate. Jesus.

Would you root an alien?

Why would I root an alien?

Nah, nah, look. Well, there's no human women about and you're on one of those planets

surrounded by fuckin' alien women who are all, you know...

You know, you haven't had a root in 10 years.

You give 'em one?

- It depends. - On what?

If she looked like E.T., mate, I can tell ya it's not gonna happen.

Okay, what about... what about...

You've seen that 'Star Wars' film, right?

Where that Jabba the Hutt slug, the big, fat fuckin' thing, he's got this...

he's got this alien woman on a chain, she's dancing around, she's got the Lycra on, she's got the...

you know, she's got the good rig...

got the horns...

Give her one?

I'd have to be pretty fuckin' toey, mate, I'll tell you.

Mate, I'd give her one in a fuckin' heartbeat.

And you know why? If for no other reason to say, Raymond...

that I fucked an alien.

No, think about it, right? No, think, think.

You go down the pub, mate says to you,

"What'd you do yesterday?"

"Fucked an alien."

"Like, properly."

Anyway...

Mate, are we close?

Should be on the left.

Are we on the right fuckin' road here?

Mate, Pine Grove Road, 3664.

So that's...

Well, we've gone past it.

Fuckin' turn around, then.

I'll do a U-ey up here.

It'll be up here.

Up here, up here.

It's just saying...

Here, Ray. Right here.

There.

Living underground, is he?

Hi. You've called Freddy. You know what to do.

Give us a call as soon as you can, mate.

What the fuck is that?

What?

That.

Fuck... Fuck!

Get up, Ray! Go!

- Fuck. - Jesus Christ.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Go! Go!

Go, go! Fuck, move, Ray!

Fuck!

Oh, fuck!

- You hit? - No.

Get the subby!

It's in the boot!

Jesus...

Fuck.

Fuck...

Fuck!

Fuck...

Fuck!

Fuck...

Fuck!

- Fuck... - Give me the gun!

Go. Run. Get into cover!

Fuck...

I can't fuckin' breathe.

Go!

Fuck.

Ray.

Mate, you gotta keep moving!

Ray, I'm fucked. Ray, I'm... Just give me the gun.

No! Get to the farmhouse! Go!

Mate, we gotta go. Pick it up.

Come on, come on! Go!

Come on!

Get down, mate.

Ray!

Ray...

I'm fucked.

Don't worry about me.

Okay, you gotta keep the pressure on that, mate. Okay?

Ray...

Listen to me...

Listen to me.

You look after my little boy.

You look after him.

You gotta promise...

promise me.

I promise ya.

Don't you bloody die on me, mate.

Fuckin' move.

Move!

Fuck...

you.

Oh, fuck.

What?

Our national anthem. It's shit.

All national anthems are shit.

Not America's.

How's theirs go again?

Well...

I don't remember it off by heart, but it shits on ours.

♪ Is girt by sea... ♪

"Girt by sea." What the fuck does that mean?

'Waltzing Matilda' should be ours.

Fuck off.

What's wrong with that?

A song about a thief who kills himself by jumping in a fucking lake.

Great.

Where are you going?

To get a drink.

Jesus Christ, you scared the fucking shit out of me!

Mate, I'm sorry. I am. I had to do it. I'm... I'm sorry.

I had... I had to do that. I had no choice.

Now, if I didn't...

help set you up,

he was gonna kill me.

Rafael and his guys, they... they... they were watching me.

They were watching me at the... at the restaurant.

They had a... a guy outside my house watching Michelle.

She here?

She's upstairs.

Like, I-I feel so bad, I haven't slept.

You're unbelievable. You're like... You're like a cat.

Nine lives.

Friend of mine wasn't so lucky.

Mate, I'm sorry.

If... if there'd been any other way...

Could have tipped me off.

Hey, look, I was just...

I was... I was... I was terrified.

But, yeah, yeah, you know, you're right.

Yeah, I should have...

Yeah. I should have... I should have done that.

I should have tried, but I made a mistake.

You know...

Everybody makes mistakes, huh?

Yeah. Fuck...

Wasn't really a mistake, though, was it?

Yeah, it was. Yeah.

It... it was, mate.

I'm the one who made the mistake.

Ray, I'm so sorry.

Where youse off to?

Christies Beach.

All right, I'll try to get you as close as I can,

but it's pretty wet down there, boys.

- Cool. - Thanks.

How's your night been, driver?

Yeah, pretty good, mate.

How's yours?

Yeah, not bad.

We was just down at the clubhouse.

We know a few of the boys.

Had a bit of a shindig, hey, Jase?

How long you been driving cabs?

Not too long.

You enjoy it?

Well, it's not the worst job I've ever had.

What about you? What do you do?

You know...

a bit of this, bit of that..

Yeah.

I'll have to drop you here, boys.

We're just around the next bend.

All right, I'll get you around the corner, all right?

That's it, mate.

Keep going.

I'm sorry, mate, we're just a bit further.

Pretty spooky out here, hey, Dill?

Yeah, it's dark as.

Someone might die out here tonight.

What do you reckon, Dill?

Yeah.

Maybe, eh?

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