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Can we get you anything?

No, no thanks.

All right, Officer Hutchinson will be right in.

Thank you.

How are you?

This is Officer Hutchinson,

the date is Thursday, September 12th, 2019.

Police Department, regarding case 2018-010-075.

This is a multiple homicide investigation

that occurred at the.

I'm here seated with the victim's mother, Nancy Williams.

Nancy for voice identification purposes,

please state your name out loud?

Nancy Williams.

Okay, the time is 1515 hours.

Okay, we're here to present you

with the film made by the culprits

in connection with your daughter Katie's murder,

along with her friends.

Thank you.

You instructed us you'd rather

watch that here with someone.

Well, I just feel safer here,

I don't have anybody else and I'm all alone.

That's why I was willing to do it.

Thank you.

I must warn you again that this footage is quite graphic.

I've been doing police work for 15 years,

I've never seen anything quite like this.

And granted it's a small town, not much happens,

but ask any of my three officers

and they'll tell you the same, this is complete insanity.

You mean it's like a real movie?

What kind of sick people do stuff like this?

Well, you could call it a movie.

There's music, different scenes, they've edited together,

they really knew what they were doing.

Filmmakers or something.

I know it seems insane that

they would wanna document their crimes and sell that,

but once something like this

hits the black market overseas,

that's where it usually stays.

Apparently there's a lot of money in it.

I'm ready, I won't sleep at night

until you put these people away.

Well, we do have most of them in custody,

and our goal is to eliminate anyone

who's had any part in this.

Thank you.

I assure you we'll reach our ultimate goal on that.

Now, if for any reason this becomes too much,

or you need me to stop at any time,

please let me know and I will.

I appreciate that, thank you.

Hello, welcome to my restaurant.

Hi, thank you.

Are you dining alone?

No, my boyfriend's in the bathroom.

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

You don't mind if I take a picture of you, do you?

I like to have them in my restaurant

for very special guests.

Sure!

So on three, say sushi, one, two, three.

Sushi!

Oh, wait-

Wake up beautiful.

Happy birthday, baby.

Aw, they're beautiful, thank you.

Come on, it's your birthday.

You gotta get up early, it's only come once a year.

Oh, you're supposed to sleep in on your birthday.

What is with the camera, Reo?

Well, I wasn't sure what to get you this year.

So I decided I would document your 35th birthday on camera,

so you will always have it as a memory.

Oh, that's thoughtful, I guess.

I eventually added two or 10 minutes of video.

It's very thoughtful Reo.

I look like shit right now, though.

You always beautiful.

These tits so great, baby.

I know, like you tell me on a daily basis.

Also, if you wanted to get me something

that lasted a lifetime,

you could have gotten me an engagement ring.

That will come soon.

I've been hearing that for a year now.

I have the day all planned out for you,

we have a lot to do.

Oh, really, and what is that?

Just follow my lead.

Okay, well, I'm going to get a shower,

and you are not documenting that.

Can I, please?

No, shut it off!

All right, fine.

Reo, what the fuck, I told you not the shower!

Aw, come on babe, this won't make the final cut.

Stop, seriously?

Stop videoing me on my birthday!

How are they?

They're good, what are you looking at?

What is so funny? ♪ Happy birthday too you ♪

Oh, my God,

that is so embarrassing. ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Katie ♪

♪ Happy birthday too you ♪

And since it's your birthday

and you guys are loyal customers,

we want to get you a little something.

So there's a gift card in here

for the next time you guys come in on us.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

You're welcome, enjoy.

I had to it.

Most embarrassing thing ever.

Are you trying to get me fat?

There has to be close to 1,500 calories in this slice.

Hey, it's your birthday,

there's no calorie counting today.

Yeah, you're right, you're right.

You should be ordering cocktails.

It's 10:00 in the morning!

You've gotta give us some good stuff

to make this video exciting.

How about you can film us fucking later?

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

You wouldn't let me film you in the shower earlier,

but now you are ready to make a porn video?

I'm obviously kidding.

Time for the cake?

Do you want a piece?

No, you know I hate cake.

Come one, you have to,

it's bad luck not to eat a piece of my birthday cake.

You're right, it is.

But first, I have to document you actually eating cake.

Come on, you can do it.

It's terrible.

It's delicious, suck it up buttercup.

See that's not so bad, I'm proud of you.

Asian don't eat cake.

Well you should then, 'cause it's delicious.

Not that many people here today.

You enjoy that, huh?

Yeah, I'm over the whole calorie thing now.

Now you're in the birthdays feeling.

Just wait till tonight.

Lots of wine.

Oh, you're gonna drink?

You're ready to get outta here?

Where are we going?

You will see.

Oh, now I'm getting exited.

Okay, let me get that.

Why didn't we just drive,

you know how I feel about trains?

I do like this one.

Yeah, that's sexy.

Should I try it on?

Yeah, you look great in red.

Would you like to try that dress on?

It's a beautiful dress.

Yes, I would love to, oh wait, never mind.

It's 30% off today.

Just try it on Kate.

Did you see the price?

Don't worry about the price,

I want you to look amazing tonight, I got it.

Did you hit the lottery overnight or something?

Maybe.

Okay, I'll take you to the fitting room.

Thank you.

I'm sorry sir, you can't come back to the fitting room.

Okay, no problem.

- How? - It's perfect.

- It's not too dressy? - Nope, perfect.

- Should I get it? - If you like it?

- Oh, I love it. - Let's get it.

What other discount you can offer?

I'm already offering you 30% off.

But can you take another 5% off for her birthday?

I wish I could, but I just work here.

Okay, can't say I didn't try.

So what's with the camera?

I'm documenting her birthday from start to finish.

- Oh, nice. - Don't ask!

Okay, that come to $395.

Would you like a receipt or I can email you one?

Email, please.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

Cheers!

That was good.

I told you, it's my favorite.

What is it?

Simple syrup, cranberry juice, and a touch of vodka.

So it's just sugar with a touch of alcohol?

Basically, yes.

What are you guys doing tonight for your 35th?

I'm going to take her to the restaurant I work at,

some of the best food around.

Yes, I love that place, we were there last week,

food is phenomenal, it's just out of this world, really.

How long have you worked there, Reo?

About eight months now, thanks to Brian.

Ready for another shot.

Ready for another round?

Oh yes, we sure are.

Oh boy, and I guess.

Me too, just the way I planned it.

You having all the time of your life

by me getting it all on film.

Hey bartender, can you get us doing the shot?

Sure.

Ready?

To Katie 35th, and to good health, many more to come.

Cheers!

My turn to do some documenting.

Oh yeah, what are you going to document?

Well, I wanna ask you something.

Yes?

And I want it on the record,

what do you love about me?

I mean, what don't I love about you?

I'm listening, and the camera is blotching,

so go ahead and say it?

Okay, where do I start?

You are beautiful, sweet, caring, sexy,

you're fantastic in bed.

Keep going.

Smart, I haven't met someone

as intelligent as you in a while.

What do you guys think?

Is he being truthful or just trying to get laid?

Oh no, he's being such a sweetheart,

that was so sweet Reo.

He is absolutely without a question

of a doubt trynna hit.

I mean, I wouldn't mind getting laid,

but I meant every word.

I know you meant it babe.

So, what are we doing tonight, guys?

Nothing, we are just hanging out.

Hey, you're more than welcome to hang with us tonight.

Yes, I would love that.

- Let's do it. - We're in!

So, what do you think hun, double date?

Yes, I would love the company.

And we are good company.

Yeah, yeah, so what time do you guys go?

- Its perfect. - Can't wait.

Hey bartender, can you get us another shots?

Okay.

Happy birthday, Katie.

Happy birthday, Katie.

Thank you.

Awesome, very cool you're getting all this on film.

Yeah, I know, I'm gonna have a lot of editing to do.

- Sure. - This is my gift,

so I expect it quickly mister.

Hey masterpieces take time.

All right, say bye guy.

Bye.

Peace!

That isn't recording, is it?

No, it isn't.

You aren't lying, are you?

No, I'm not.

So why is the phone propped up like that?

I was going to record, but I didn't.

All right, I want you to lie back.

Why?

I have a surprise for you.

What?

You will see, lie back and close your eyes.

What are you doing?

Stop asking questions, just do it.

- You're scaring me. - Oh, don't be scared.

Just trust me.

Okay, what are you doing?

It's a surprise I said, hold on.

Okay, open your eyes.

Why did you lie to me?

I knew it was recording.

I see you try to be kinky, huh?

Did you really think I thought it was off,

and facing right at us!

You caught me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I would like to look at you, instead of surfing porn site,

is better than looking at strange woman, isn't it?

It is, but it's still strange if you ask me.

How is it weird?

It just is.

Okay, well can we finish?

Yeah, as soon as you turn the camera off.

Okay.

And then make sure that stuff is deleted as well.

Whatever you say my dear.

Someone had one too many drinks.

Reo, it's five o'clock.

Wake up Reo, work is calling you.

Hello, hey Jin?

Yes, we will be there soon.

Coming in with another couple too.

Okay, I'll see you then.

I guess I'm gonna start getting ready.

I'm gonna get into the shower.

Or maybe I'll sneak up on you and film it.

Go ahead, no problem at all.

- How's this? - Very sexy.

Good.

You look stunning.

I really love this dress, it fits me perfectly.

I'm so glad.

Do some modeling for me in that dress?

Like that?

Yeah, turn around so I can see that ass.

- How's that? - Perfect.

You have made my day so special so far, thank you.

Just wait for tonight.

It's gonna be a good night.

It sure is.

Yeah, I like it, hi?

We have to have you looking your best for tonight.

Its not like it's my 50th birthday Reo, it's only my 35th.

Every year is a blessing.

Ain't that the truth, he's got a point there.

See, she agrees babe, life is too short.

Yeah, you're right.

Doing anything special tonight?

Yeah, we are going to the restaurant he works at.

That sounds like so much fun.

Oh yeah, it will be.

Well, you're all done.

Thank you.

So I have to ask, what is with the camera?

I'm making her a birthday video,

documenting different stuff throughout the day.

That is so special.

At first I thought it was weird, but it has grown on me.

Something I'll always have.

All right, well say bye, I'm going to turn it off.

Bye, happy birthday, Katie,

glad I could help make you look beautiful.

Bye.

Ben, I really appreciate you coming

along with us tonight and taking care of the camera.

Hey, no problem at all.

I'm taking care of you tonight.

I appreciate my brother,

it's been rough for me lately.

It has been for me too.

But with this new gig I got, I'm gonna be okay.

They can't wait to meet you.

You're gonna get a better job?

Yeah, hopefully.

You wanna talk to him tonight?

I'll do whatever.

So how are you feeling, babe?

Great, I'm starving.

Me too, you're gonna love their food.

You keep bragging about it,

the anticipation is killing me.

Turn around and say hi to the camera, Katie?

Hi.

Where are you headed?

To Reo's restaurant,

has this amazing thing food that he keeps raving about.

How is day going

- on so far? - What's up every one?

- Hey guys. - Hey, what up?

Hey guys?

And you must be creepy camera guy?

Yes, I'm the hired cameraman

- for the night. - Nice to meet you.

Well, I didn't wanna hold the camera all night.

Smart move.

Plus Ben needed a few bucks.

Win-win situation.

Okay, Ben,

get a quick couple of words from Brian and Meghan,

and then you can cut the camera to save the battery.

Happy birthday to Katie.

My friend, my colleague, it's gonna be a great night,

and hopefully many more at this restaurant.

Happy birthday, Katie, can't wait to get you wasted.

All right, you can cut the camera, Ben.

Nice work Ben.

Yeah, trying to get creative with it.

Hey, the better shots you got me,

the better final product will be.

Reo, hey?

Party of four, right?

- Mh-hmm. - Hey Reo, how are you?

Doing great, Jin, how are you?

Doing good, thank you.

We've been waiting for you guys.

This must be our birthday girl.

- Hi. - Happy birthday,

welcome to my restaurant, it's going to be a great night,

we will take a good care of you.

Thank you very much, it's a great place you have here.

Hasn't been open too long, business isn't always steady.

We're just trying to make it.

Well, I heard the food is great,

so I'm sure you'll do just fine.

Thank you.

Oh, this is our friend, Meghan and Brian.

- Welcome, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.

Nice to meet you.

I hope you guys have brought your appetite?

I'm glad that you are filming her birthday

like you told me you would.

Yes, I brought my buddy Ben along to do it.

You met him remember?

I remember, we can talk later about his involvement here.

I would love that, thanks.

Good, follow me.

Excellent, I'll stop by later,

and see how you guys doing, enjoy.

- Thank you. - Hold on.

Do you mind if I take your pictures?

I like to hang pictures

around the restaurant of our customers.

Yeah, that's really great, good.

All right, okay, ready?

- Say, sushi! - Sushi!

Cheers!

I'm starting to feel it now.

That is the goal.

Hey guys, how are things?

Hey, listen, this is one of my brothers, Aikio.

He's a chef here, I wanna introduce you guys.

Hello, welcome.

- Nice to meet you Aikio. - Me too.

That's my girlfriend, Katie.

We out here to celebrate her birthday tonight.

Make sure you're taking good care of her.

Beautiful, yes.

Aikio?

- Hi. - Nice to meet you.

Look I'm putting all of my faith in you man, okay?

I'm trusting you with this food,

now, they are hungry, so keep them happy.

No problem.

And listen, he's one of the chef,

that's the best chef there is, okay?

We'll take a good care of you, don't worry about it.

- Thank you. - Aikio, you know what?

I think Harvey is swamped, go get changed.

- Right. - , okay?

- A little bit, yeah. - All right.

- Okay, enjoy, all right. - Thank you.

How's the battery, Ben?

It's at about 3/4.

All right, save it, we have a long night ahead of us.

- How's is it Reo? - Hey, Jin?

So your friend here is aware of everything, right?

Completely.

You're getting some good stuff?

I'm recording everything I can.

These are huge over in Asia, big market for them.

So I've heard.

I wasn't fully aware, or I would have made them earlier.

I was told by one of my cousins who are there.

I'll make sure to take care

of you guys at the end of the night.

Cut the camera though, this won't make the final cut.

We should go out after dinner.

Yes, my friend's been bartending all night too,

we can get some free drinks.

- Yes! - I'm in.

Hey, you guys ready for some magic?

Magic?

- Yeah. - Whoa, what up Charlie?

Hey buddy, you didn't tell 'em about me?

This guy is the best I've seen.

Oh yeah?

What have you got for us Charlie?

- So exiting. - Look,

I'm gonna do like this,

you just stick your finger in anyway.

- you're ready? - All the way in?

Oh my God, look at that!

Now here's what imma do,

you can look at the card show everybody else,

don't show me, you're ready?

Tell me, did everybody see it?

- Yes. - All right, here it is.

Just stick the tip of it in.

Sticking all the way in,

and watch this ,

You're ready?

I got a magic rubber band,

you're not gonna believe this, right?

- Okay. - All right, here it goes.

- You're ready? - Okay.

All right, was that your card?

Tell the truth.

- No. - Watch this.

One, two, three, oh my God look at that shit.

What , that's crazy.

How did you do that?

- It's magic. - I told you he legit bro.

- Enjoy the night. - That's crazy,

do you think he?

No, it's a shit tone of practice though.

- Pretty cool though. - Yeah, I'm starving.

No kidding, Ben, you can cut it.

Cutting.

Hey guys, dinner will be right out.

In the meantime though, it's Sake time.

Who wants some Sake?

- Oh, I do. - Good, anybody else?

I'll pass on that.

All right, let's go.

- You have to- - I hate sake.

You go first, when I say ready,

chug 'em down as much as you can, okay?

- Okay. - Ready?

Chug, chug, chug, chug,

chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!

Very good, excellent, who wants to go next?

Birthday girl.

Let's go birthday girl.

- I did it. - Fine!

Okay?

- Ready? - Ready.

Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug,

- Keep going! - Chug, chug, chug, chug!

Great job, excellent.

I need to wash that down.

You did great babe.

- Your turn Brian. - Oh no,

that shit makes me vomit.

Come on bro, don't be a pussy.

Just a little,

it's a Japanese tradition.

Fuck, all right, fine, let's go.

For Katie on her birthday.

- Thank you. - Ready?

Chug, chug, chug, chug!

What the fuck was that?

That was horrible, the girls were better.

Okay, I said I fucking hate that shit.

- Pussy! - All right,

your turn tough guy.

Nope, I hate that shit too.

Wait, hold on a second, so I said I hate it,

yet I still did it, they both did it,

and now you're not gonna?

If you guys need anything at all, just let me know, okay?

- Okay, thank you. - Well, yeah dude,

I'm just smart enough not to ask.

Can you believe this shit?

- Relax babe. - Nah, fuck this!

Yo, chill the fuck out, dude, you are drunk.

No, seriously, fuck you.

How are you gonna to sit there,

make us chug that nasty ass shit,

call me a pussy and now you're not gonna do it?

Bro, calm the fuck down, do not make a scene where I work!

You'll get what's coming to ya, keep talking that shit.

Happy birthday, Katie, now move, Meg we're going.

No, you know what?

Come to the back with me, let's go we need to talk.

- About what? - About you ruin

my girl birthday dinner, and being a drunk dick.

Ben you can cut the camera, let's go Brian!

Settle down babe, we are just having fun.

Shut up,

- don't tell me what to do! - Now, Brian!

I can't believe he flipped like that.

Where did he go?

I told you, babe, I got a ride for him.

I was trying to calm him down, but he was still raging.

He does that a lot lately,

it's all the steroids he's been taking.

Absolutely.

Sometimes he even threatens me at home.

- He gets scary. - I'm scared.

Nothing to be scared of,

I would have fucked him up if he went any further.

I gotta go to the bathroom so bad.

Relax, Kate, you're drunk as hell.

Relax, you're the one.

Where are you Jin?

We got a room here.

Let me out, please!

No, don't fucking do that.

He's very good, huh?

Nice and fit, like the meat.

That is why I invited him,

sometimes I know what I'm doing.

You did a very good job Reo.

You okay?

You guys have the good stuff, huh?

Sorry Brian, it's just business.

They'll be here soon,

we need to start getting him prepared.

We gotta get the others as well.

They'll be eating in the kitchen,

I have a table set up for them.

I'll take care of that when I get back upstairs.

Perfect.

All right, go ahead and go upstairs,

and get the table set up.

Katie, wake up.

I am so drunk, but yay, happy birthday to me.

She has had the best day of her life.

- All thanks to you. - That's right.

Happy birthday, Katie, there we go.

Thank you,.

Now it's time to enjoy your cake.

Thank you.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Katie ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- Make a wish. - Okay.

Look at the camera Katie, happy birthday.

I need to go, I'm not feeling so well.

We aren't ready to leave just yet,

'cause there's some more wine to drink.

I've had enough, I cant even see straight.

Katie, are you okay?

Reo I think maybe you need to take her home.

She had like three bottles of wine.

Come on don't be a party pooper,

I've seen her worse than this.

What the fuck are you doing?

What is that?

Drink much tonight, you won't feel anything.

Why are you filming this?

Ooh my God!

Please somebody help!

No, no, no!

- She won't feel a thing. - Good, better that way.

That is why I wanted you to get her drunk.

I told them there's a lot of money in this.

There is, these guys pay very good money for each bag.

Tonight they're only paying for two,

so it's going to be this, birthday girl and this guy.

Tell Ben how much they pay?

- 50,000. - You can do the math, Ben.

Most importantly though, this video we're making tonight,

will be sold for tons of money over in Asia, these are huge.

My cousin in Japan told me video with real life killings

are big in black market over there.

What about our faces being on camera?

We blur our faces out, Reo, you think I'm stupid?

I didn't even think about that?

This is going to be it for me though,

I'm shutting down the restaurant after this.

And I'm going to take the money,

heading back to Japan and start real businesses.

I never wanted to do this, but the restaurant

wasn't making the money I expected to make.

my ass,.

These men that are coming tonight,

share a common friend with me,

and this was proposed, I couldn't say no.

Plus I love the fucking money.

After I get rid of these three, I'm heading back to Japan.

I'm happy for you Jin, I'm glad I could help you.

I'll take care of you guys tonight as well.

Come on, let's get everything's ready for these guys,

they're on the way.

That will keep her out totally?

Yeah, it will.

Take that gag off her mouth she's chocking!

Shit!

Why are you doing this?

- You are sick. - Why are you doing this?

Because you are worth a lot of fucking money, that's why.

, help me, help me!

Take her down basement and tie her up.

Hurry up Reo, come on!

I'm trying.

Oh shit!

You all right?

Fuck, get up, Reo come on go get her man, come on!

Come on, man!

Where the fuck are you Meghan?

She is here somewhere I know.

That bitch is in the dumpster!

No, no, help me!

Please, no!

- Are you okay? - My poor baby,

oh, this is horrifying.

Why don't I just take the DVD out?

We'll just call it a day.

No, I came here to watch this,

and goddammit I'm going to see the whole thing.

Are you sure?

- It gets worse. - I'm sure.

Okay.

Somebody help me, help, help me!

Oh nice, very, very nice.

See this, you're next!

Oh, by the way, this is Brian.

Shut her the fuck up!

I love my work.

Jin said thank you.

Tell Jin I said thanks, I love my work.

See Reo, when you say sushi, you become sushi.

Make sure you record all of this.

Stuff like this is what those people wanna see.

Here they are Ben, that is their meat.

And from what I heard, that meat is delicious.

I wouldn't know.

Do you drink the blood too?

Take the lid off that bowl Reo.

- Oh, fuck! - Everything is prepared,

there is a stuff in that fridge

that they wanna save for later.

- Can I see? - Go ahead.

Holy fucking shit!

Some craziest shit,

- isn't it? - This is a fucking joke.

He's not okay with us filming it?

We all have companies,

behind all this filming stuff as well.

We are splitting the money.

If it wasn't for him there is nothing to film.

Perfect operation.

He wants to see the final product before we sell it.

We have to make sure everyone is dulled out.

Of course.

That's them.

Hey, everything is locked down, right?

- All secure. - Excellent, thank you,

you did an amazing job preparing this.

I have been craving some good meat all week.

Well, you're eating the best, you're eating the best,

and I heard that girl was so beautiful.

- Yeah, what about the guy? - He's a meat head.

Guess what, the thicker, the tastier,

and the better it is for our belly.

Hey, I can't wait to eat some real fingers, and toes!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That looks delicious, thank you.

Thank you, thank you.

Oh men, a toast to my colleagues,

to my friends, to a great feast.

- It's delicious. - Sir, and the taste

is so awesome.

Hey, he's gotta get a finger,

he's gonna throw it in the air

and you gotta catch it in your mouth.

- All right, let's go. - That's a good challenge.

Give me one of those shuffling things.

Are you ready?

- You gotta do it again. - You gotta do it again.

- Come on Doug. - Hey, cheer, come on!

No, I'm not gonna.

Yeah me, you watch a pro, first time, come on.

Just put mine on a plate, please, thank your sir.

- Thank you. - And same for me.

No, come on!

Boss we are

- all not built like you. - Well,

you know you gotta learn

- this stuff the right way. - That's why he's the boss.

Here you go gentlemen, as requested.

Here's a picture of who you are eating.

The lady was absolutely beautiful.

She was in a nice red dress,

she had her high heels on and make ups done.

Is not that a sin when a lady

is sacrificed for our dinner, on her birthday?

Like you give a shit!

And this guy was real asshole tonight,

tried to starting a fight in my restaurant.

- Enjoy yourselves. - We will.

Thank you for showing us the pictures,

I like to see what I'm eating.

I bet that she had the best time

of her life before she was killed.

Good for her, you know?

Hey, Jin can I fire up some meat for my friends?

- Yes, totally fine. - Thank you.

That's nice of you boss.

You go boss!

John's going to do the final cooking.

Thank you.

Hey boss, how does that shit taste like?

Like honey.

Hey Jin, do you have more drinks?

We do, which one?

More blood and then bring the piss.

Hey, Jin, can you turn the lights on for us?

Simply delicious.

I was waiting for this the whole month.

Hey cameraman, are you getting this?

- Yes, sir. - You're all charged up?

- Yes, sir. - You wanna get this.

I wanna show you something, give me something to drink.

- Red or yellow? - Red.

I'll take yellow.

Oh, thank you.

- Nice boss, looking good. - Oh, it's beautiful.

- How's it taste? - Oh, fucking beautiful.

Give me that yellow, let's do it.

- Okay. - I hope it's fucking salty.

So he probably golden showers too.

That's why I like it.

Give me that red, I want all that red.

Give him the red chef.

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink drink!

It's like an energy drink.

How are you feeling Doug?

Great, good.

No, thank you.

What do you mean, you don't like this?

- It's your turn buddy. - I can't get all messy,

my wife will be waiting up for me,

a change of clothes.

Oh, Jesus Christ!

Unheard of man, don't you know what this is about?

All right, it's time for dessert yet?

Well, you may call it dessert,

but I call it the main entree.

- Hey, penis? - I do.

Good, cut it up, in pieces.

Hopefully it's at least four inches.

steroids,

that's pushing it.

Gentlemen, we're going to read July's salesman.

There are two testicles going to the top two salesman.

One of you is not.

I guess I'm not getting a ball tonight.

You know, you guys are the top three salesmen

in my company, so don't feel bad if you.

Okay, so with a million dollars in gross sales in July,

Phil Maxwell!

That's a really good number.

Not good enough to get a ball, but I'll get there.

Okay, 1.5 million in sales, my shield, Bobby Shields.

Congratulations.

And, well, I should've known this,

because, you know, it's been like 10 months running,

number one, Doug Patrick.

- Thank you. - Good job Doug,

- you are the dog. - I am.

, flour, salt and pepper?

- Mm-hmm, yes. - Look at that?

No, no, here you go, sir.

Watch, it's slippery, you gonna grab at it.

Enjoy this guys, enjoy this.

How does that taste?

Absolutely.

Is it good?

So crispy, you savor it.

Keep your numbers up, and next month.

I know I will, I will, just look at these guys,

I'm hungry already.

Are you guys done with the meat?

Yeah, we're good, can you wrap it up?

What about those intestines that are in the fridge?

Why weren't they served?

I must have forgotten.

Yeah, wrap them up too, all right?

And I gotta pay you, right?

No less.

And now, for the grand finale, the penis.

Hey, boss, it doesn't make a man gay

when he eats another man penis?

No Phil, it doesn't make a guy gay,

eating another mans dick.

That's why they call me gay, no?

And even if it does, what's wrong with being gay?

Hey look, I'm not paying you to be fucking in charge-

- , I'm just joking boss.

I don't wanna fucking hear it,

I will not tolerate hate language-

- , again?

That dick is so good.

I'm joking boss, don't get mad, you know?

After a decent size too.

Oh, look at that, it's just moving around.

- There he goes. - Phil's getting

- a little piece- - Why just because

I made only a million dollar tonight?

Yeah,.

Who gets the head?

You should get the head boss.

No, I'm gonna give it to Bob.

Ill take it, I'll take the head.

There you go, top salesman.

You guys are , God forbid we're fucking gay.

All right, enjoy this gentlemen.

- So juicy. - That was delicious.

Good job dickhead.

Juicy, huh?

I wonder how many vaginas it was in?

You are a sick fucking fuck.

Hey, Doug you really wanna know how many STDs it had?

- Now that you say it. - All right guys, shut up.

Stop talking, you guys ruined my moment.

Oh my God Doug, really?

You're like a little kid.

- You are fucked up man. - Stop playing with your food.

Expensive taste that you got John.

I kind of wish I didn't at times,

but, if you ask these guys, the craving is just too strong.

Thanks boss, thank you.

Yeah, that's like air, you have to live.

Are you getting some good footage there?

Hope you're a better editor?

Ben is pretty good, sir.

He is an amateur filmmaker,

that is why I brought him tonight.

Excellent, can't wait to see the final product.

And Jin, you've got to take care of these guys now, right?

I already told them I am.

Money is a very powerful tool, isn't it?

It sure is, especially if you don't have any.

Well, I got plenty.

Go in the back and take out 30,000,

it's yours, you did a phenomenal job.

- Thank you, Jin. - No, thank you.

She was very easy target and her friends became casualties.

all right?

Police!

Everybody up, get your fucking hands up,

- hands up, hands up! - I thought you guys locked

the fucking door, man!

You gotta be kidding me!

What the fuck is going on here?

Sick fucks!

You're so right, what kind of sick fucks do this shit?

- What do you mean? - What do I mean?

fuck!

You know I forgot.

I can still believe in John.

It's all right guys, hands down, he is one of us.

Holy shit!

- I thought we were fucked. - No, we are not fucked.

The only only one fucked here is this little bitch Reo.

Not bad, how's that Doug?

Hey, good sir, how are you doing?

save me some?

Hello, welcome to my restaurant.

- Hi, thank you. - Are you dining alone?

No, my boyfriend is in the bathroom.

Oh, okay.

Thank you.

You don't mind if I take a picture of you, do you?

I like to hang them in my restaurant

- for very special guests. - Sure.

So, on three say, sushi.

- One, two, three. - Sushi!

Oh, wait here he comes, you wanna wait for him?

Sure, you want to get in the picture too?

- Yeah, sure. - Okay guys,

on three, say sushi.

One, two, three,

- Sushi! - Sushi!

That's gotta drain like that for 10, 15 minutes.

- Hello? - Yeah, who is it?

Hi, I think I left my phone in here earlier?

, I'm sure the guys closed the door-

- We're freaking closed.

- Yeah? - Oh, my God!

Hello guys, good to see you, your dinner is served,

just how you like it Jonathan, raw and fresh.

She was beautiful, enjoy.

I sure will.

Listen, I know it looks bad,

but one taste of this and you will never be the same.

Okay, I'm ready.

Welcome to the club.

- Yeah,. - I'll take it.

You didn't think you can get away with 30 grand, did you?

That's fucked up.

You didn't think I could trust you, did you?

Are you guys ready for round two?

Yes, boss, I'm fucking starving!

All right, all right, all right.

- Hey babe? - Hi.

I hope you guys are enjoying him?

Oh my God, it's so good.

Delicious, I like it.

Come on, I wanna get one close up of this.

Oh yeah.

I haven't eaten meat in over a year.

It's been two for me.

I can't say it's been ever that long for me.

I don't know how you guys do it, but I understand.

There's murder laws out there, it's not easy.

But with our new system, it's going to be a lot easier.

Expensive, yes, but easier.

Gentlemen, hey, sorry I'm late,

but I could smell it all the way down the block.

Don't worry about it.

- Hello gentlemen? - Hey!

Hi honey?

How's my favorite daughter doing?

- Great, thanks. - Good, good to hear.

Hey guys, I brought special pie for you guys.

- Ready for this? - Okay, lets do it.

It's perfect Jin,.

You know, I have the best chefs in the world.

Skinned the face right off of him.

Yeah, Jin, I sure am sorry

they shut that restaurant down, man.

No, don't be sorry.

This is new thing is gonna work even better.

And this video is gonna sell for tons of money too,

it's a win-win. you know.

Oh, by the way, I have your food coming down in a minute.

You know, I don't eat this shit, it's all yours man.

Thank you.

I wanna thank everyone for coming this evening.

Go on Brian, go ahead.

It's just too much right now.

I wanna thank you guys for coming, like I said,

and unfortunately my dad is not here at the moment

because he's always runs late, as you ,

but I want you guys to really enjoy

this motherfucker, Reo, immensely,

and indulge because he was a real piece of shit.

He thought he was gonna get over on me,

unfortunately it went crashing down on him,

right into that pie, actually.

I never liked him and I never really cared for Meghan,

she was just a piece of ass to me.

But when I found out that he'd fucked her,

I knew where his fate was.

I'm so glad you introduced me to your daughter, Jin.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

To my new family, my new business partners

and our new little thing we got going on here, cheers!

Salute!

Jin, yeah, what's up buddy?

Oh, yeah, you know, she's gone.

Gunshot to the head, I don't know, I didn't see anything.

No, we've gotten rid of almost everybody closely connected.

Yeah, but hey, I'll tell you what,

we've got some pristine new footage

out of this film of ours.

I got two cameras going right now.

Yeah, yes, so that's almost it.

Right, well, I'll bring her

over to your place in about a half hour.

No, I mean, I'm starving, yeah.

What do I think?

I think she'll do, man, she's pretty tasty.

Yeah, no, I'll see you then.

All right, oh, Jin, I mean,

make sure to blur our faces out, right?

All right, bye.

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