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Mr. Andrews, Mr. Kudo, Mr. Fairchild.
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Morning.
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Mr. Jensen,
didn't see you at the History Club meeting.
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That was the idea.
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Mr. Edwards, how did the castration go
on that polo pony?
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You're next, pal.
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Nice tie, teach. Clip-on?
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- Daddy's boy.
- Bite me!
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Wellington Academy. Are you white?
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Hold, please. I'll put you right through.
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Wellington Academy. Are you white?
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Hold, please. I'll put you through.
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Mr. Clark, your father's waiting for you.
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How are you doing, Mr. Clark?
Looking good.
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- Thank you, Mr. Kuntzler, I'm fine.
- Good.
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There he is, the man of the hour.
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Son, don't just stand there. Come join us.
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For a moment,
I didn't think you were gonna make it.
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Father, I really need to talk to you.
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Plenty of time for that, son.
Sit down. I have something to tell you.
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Sit down, Richard, and smoke.
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- But, Father...
- Now, everyone smokes a pipe here.
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I do it. Your grandfather did it.
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Even the Indians smoked on this land...
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before they traded it away
for some chickens and a pound of jewelry.
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- But, Father, I hate...
- Suck.
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Son, it gives me great pleasure
to announce that we're promoting you...
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to Assistant Vice Chairman
of the History Department.
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Father, that's why we have to talk.
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Yes, there's lots to talk about.
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You'll need a telephone,
and we'll move you from the basement...
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Father, for once in your life,
will you just listen to me?
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Oh, my...
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Look, I've taken a job...
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at Barry High School.
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For the moment, I will assume that you've
found a sense of humor and are joking.
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I'm not joking.
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Richard, if you do this, you will fail.
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You will fail.
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And mark my words, you'll come crawling
back here with your tail between your legs.
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You're wrong, Father.
I'm going to succeed at Barry High School.
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And I have no intention of ever crawling
back here with anything between my legs.
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Barry High.
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Hey, could you point me
to the faculty parking lot?
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Thanks a lot.
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Where?
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Beautiful morning.
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- Come on, give me a break.
- All right.
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Man.
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Hold it. What is this?
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- No, wait a minute.
- What the heck is this? Get on in there.
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Come here.
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- You had them last week.
- Know what you mean.
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All right, give me $3.
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My brother, 24 carats, $24.
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No, thank you. I already have a...
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Falique Abdul, please come to the office.
One of your fathers is here.
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You watch it, okay. Okay?
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- Who's that?
- How the hell should I know?
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Well, what have we got here?
Griff, welcome back, bro.
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So you finally got what you wanted?
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It's a nice little business.
Keeps us in pocket change.
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I knew it was you that set me up, bro.
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If it bothers you that much,
go ahead, make your move.
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Or did that year in juvie
soften your cheese?
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This is my turf now.
You show me respect. Me.
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Paco de la Vega-El Camino-Cordova-Jose
Cuervo-Sanchez-Rodriguez...
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Junior.
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Are we not forgetting a name?
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- What's that?
- Skid mark.
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All right, you toughs. Break it up.
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Now, cut it out.
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You boys ought to be ashamed
of yourselves.
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School is no place for fighting.
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What are you looking for?
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I'm looking for the rest your posse...
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that's going to keep me
from ripping you a new asshole.
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I will pretend for the moment
that you meant that in a nice way.
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But I am warning you,
I'm about to lose my temper.
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Now, I want you boys to shake hands.
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Go on.
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There. See?
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Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?
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It's always best to shake hands,
unless someone just sneezed into it...
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or if they have a stump.
That could be a little weird.
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All right, now go on, everybody.
Get back to class.
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Cross me again, Griffy-boy...
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and even Mr. Rogers here
won't be able to save your ass.
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- Go on. Bye.
- Let's go, dogs.
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Gentlemen, I believe classes are this way.
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They're not at school here anymore.
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- Are you in school here?
- Yeah.
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- First day?
- No, not really. I was...
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Mine, too. I'm a new teacher, Mr. Clark.
What's your name?
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- Griff McReynolds.
- Nice to meet you, Griff.
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You know, son,
I remember my first day at school.
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Hope you live through this one, chump.
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Your attention, please.
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Today begins sexual awareness week.
Please contact Nurse Johnson in the hall.
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Here you go, you little slut.
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Excuse me. I'm looking for Room 134.
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Thank you.
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Keep moving. I repeat, keep moving.
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Pick up that can.
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Where are you going?
The little girls' room is that way.
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Hey, take off those colors.
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Yeah, you. Lose the cigarette.
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Take a hike, Gumby.
Get rid of the sunglasses.
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Excuse me. But this kind of behavior...
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I'd bet the principal would frown
on this sort of thing.
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Evelyn Doyle, Principal.
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Look, pinhead, I don't know
what nursery school you come from...
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but here you screw up, you die.
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Every bad kid in the city
is dumped into our laps.
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Excuse me, Ms. Doyle,
with all due respect...
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I don't think there is such a thing
as a bad kid.
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At least, they don't start off that way.
They just need someone they can relate to...
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and I can reach them.
I know what's def, what's wack...
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what's jam, what's straight-up booty.
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Mr. Clark,
how long have you been teaching here?
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Twenty minutes!
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I've been here over 20 years.
Don't you question my authority on this.
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Excuse me.
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Pardon me.
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Are you having a hard time
finding your way around?
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Yes. I'm looking...
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for Room 134.
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- Hi. Victoria Chapell.
- Richard Clark.
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Nice to meet you, Mr. Clark.
It's down this way.
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What do you teach, Ms. Chapell?
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I'm Principal Doyle's
administrative assistant.
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Drama coach. You did say Room 134?
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Yes.
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This is it. All of our classrooms
are in dire need of repair.
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Ever since the legislature passed
that "Three F's and You're Out" law...
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a lot of schools have closed.
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The school board decided
it just wasn't worth it.
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I guess they just gave up on these kids.
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So we've been squeezed for money
ever since.
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We've been forced to...
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Guess I'll get that later.
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Mr. Clark, are you by any chance related
to Thaddeus Clark...
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Headmaster at the Wellington School?
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Yeah. He's my father.
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Every school in the district
uses his book as a faculty primer.
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You know,
I don't see the family resemblance.
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Most people think I take after my mum.
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Look at this place.
Boy, it has great character.
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Sure, it needs a little
paint and plaster...
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and floorboards...
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and pest control.
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With a little elbow grease...
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Jesus!
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And some new wiring,
she'll be back to shape in no time.
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Smell those seats.
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It says, "Teach me. I want to learn."
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- You must think I'm a silly idealist.
- No.
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I really admire your dedication.
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Your wife must be very proud of you.
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Actually, I'm not married.
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I find that surprising.
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It's pretty hard to be married,
if you've never had a steady girlfriend.
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I'm much too busy with work
to think about much else other than work.
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That's very admirable.
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The last time I heard someone
talk like that was old Mr. Riley.
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He was head of the History Department
until last semester.
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Retired?
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If you can call
being beaten to death retiring.
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Coffee?
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The lounge.
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- I'm going in. Cover me.
- Good luck in Home Ec, Lou.
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It's a little early to start drinking,
don't you think?
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Who stops?
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Hi, I'm Richard Clark.
I'm a new history teacher here.
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- What department do you teach in?
- I don't know. Something on the third floor.
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Richard, I'd like you to meet somebody.
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This is Bernie Raveling,
our athletic director, and...
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Raveling.
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- Letting the moustache grow in, I see.
- Richard...
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From the looks of the stubble,
I'd say it's going to be a beaut.
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I had one in college myself.
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Richard, that's Ms. Wells,
the girls' gym teacher.
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Did I mention how attractive you look,
Ms. Wells?
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That blue sweat suit really brings out
the color of your eyes.
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You coming on to me, pickle dick?
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No. I'd never dream of it.
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- Not good enough for you?
- Well, it's been a real pleasure.
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They should really
fix the lighting in here.
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All right, settle down, you people.
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Knock it off. Quiet!
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I want quiet.
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It's a new semester.
That means new I.D. cards...
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strip searches and fresh fingerprints.
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Shut up!
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As you know, Mr. Arnott...
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our assistant principal, is still missing.
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If you know of his whereabouts,
or if you have him...
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contact me immediately.
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And also don't forget,
in less than two months...
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the state will administer
the Academic Proficiency Test.
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Anyone planning on going to college
is required to take these exams.
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Don't forget Career Day on Fridays.
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The United States Marines
and the Michigan Militia...
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will have recruiters here on campus.
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All right, listen up!
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We have a new teacher.
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His name is Richard Clark.
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It's his first day.
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Give him at least a week
before you do something terrible to him.
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Mr. Clark, do you have anything to say?
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Now, you all should know...
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Actually, yes.
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I was asked a while back,
what teaching meant to me.
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My reward,
is being able to shape and mold...
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agile young minds like yours.
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Someday you will be the world's leaders.
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But the important thing is, I see in you...
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the future of America.
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You suck!
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That's enough, miss!
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She's the school's librarian.
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Jeez, talk about low morale.
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All right, please settle down.
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There. That's more like it.
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I know.
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I'm the enemy.
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I'm the "grown-up."
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But, darn it, I was a kid once, too.
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And I haven't led a choirboy's life.
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I've got my share of parking tickets.
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At a baseball game once...
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I moved down to the expensive seats.
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Yeah. I'm not proud of it.
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In order to get to know you...
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I've devised a little system.
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When I call your name...
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I would like you to stand up...
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and then you tell me a little something
about yourself.
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Natalie Thompson.
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- Is there a Natalie Thompson here?
- I'm here.
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- What's up, girl?
- Why are you late?
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- Because the bell rang before I got here.
- Well...
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All right. Before you came in, we were just
talking about sharing personal information.
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Perhaps you can tell us something
about yourself.
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For the last week, I've had a
yeast infection that's extremely...
246
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:42,746
Not that personal.
247
00:18:43,424 --> 00:18:45,916
Something about what you enjoy doing.
248
00:18:46,218 --> 00:18:47,708
I like writing poetry.
249
00:18:48,971 --> 00:18:50,757
A poet. I love poetry.
250
00:18:51,432 --> 00:18:54,390
Perhaps you have a nice one
you'd like to share with us.
251
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:55,720
Okay.
252
00:18:58,313 --> 00:19:00,520
Here's one I wrote yesterday.
253
00:19:01,775 --> 00:19:03,516
"Oh, hopelessness
254
00:19:04,361 --> 00:19:06,568
"unrelenting, blood-drenched
255
00:19:06,864 --> 00:19:10,073
"intestine-twisting hopelessness.
256
00:19:10,492 --> 00:19:15,578
"So thick and mucous-like
in a stinking, vomit-filled void.
257
00:19:16,874 --> 00:19:19,787
"I am but a rancid carcass on the highway.
258
00:19:20,085 --> 00:19:21,996
"Road kill for the maggots.
259
00:19:22,296 --> 00:19:25,834
"Floating in shark-filled bile,
like wildebeest entrails."
260
00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:29,255
That's as far as I got.
I would have finished but...
261
00:19:29,553 --> 00:19:32,841
I couldn't find anything
to rhyme with "festering drippage."
262
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:36,845
Well, thank you, Natalie.
263
00:19:37,394 --> 00:19:40,056
Is it Anthony Jefferson?
264
00:19:40,731 --> 00:19:41,937
Anferny.
265
00:19:42,608 --> 00:19:43,643
I beg your pardon?
266
00:19:43,942 --> 00:19:48,106
- Anferny.
- Anferny?
267
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:53,323
Anferny, I thought I wrote it down wrong.
268
00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:58,241
All right. Tell us a little something
about yourself, Anferny.
269
00:19:58,540 --> 00:20:01,248
You know. I like chilling with my boys...
270
00:20:01,543 --> 00:20:03,375
blazing up a fat blunt...
271
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,206
rizzeezing my mizzonkey...
272
00:20:05,506 --> 00:20:07,338
hitting skins with my old lady...
273
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:10,546
hanging my ass over the line,
tagging freeway bridges.
274
00:20:10,844 --> 00:20:14,007
I'm down with that poetry shit, too.
You want to hear?
275
00:20:14,973 --> 00:20:16,555
- Sure.
- All right.
276
00:20:16,850 --> 00:20:20,184
"My benevolence is upset
and so is my pride.
277
00:20:20,646 --> 00:20:22,762
"That's why I took my bitch
278
00:20:23,065 --> 00:20:24,305
"for a ride
279
00:20:24,608 --> 00:20:28,192
"I'm down with the bros
and I'm up on my shiznit
280
00:20:28,612 --> 00:20:32,731
"because I love it when I'm just laid back
chilling with my bitch."
281
00:20:36,995 --> 00:20:38,702
"Whichever one of them hoes I'm with"
282
00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:41,955
I call it, Love Can Be A Wonderful Thing.
283
00:20:42,251 --> 00:20:43,912
Thank you, Anferny.
284
00:20:45,754 --> 00:20:48,746
That was quite romantic.
285
00:20:49,967 --> 00:20:51,958
Julie Rubels. Miss Rubels?
286
00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:54,798
That's Mrs. Rubels.
287
00:20:55,097 --> 00:20:57,634
See, right after I got out of prison,
I met Tito...
288
00:20:57,933 --> 00:21:00,220
and that's when little Juan and Maria
came along.
289
00:21:05,399 --> 00:21:07,239
I certainly hope
you learned a valuable lesson.
290
00:21:07,484 --> 00:21:08,599
Yes.
291
00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:13,191
Basically, as far as vasectomies go,
never use the home Kit.
292
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,358
Thank you, Julie.
293
00:21:18,495 --> 00:21:20,111
Griff McReynolds?
294
00:21:21,331 --> 00:21:22,867
Where's Griff? Griff.
295
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:25,077
We had the pleasure
of meeting earlier today.
296
00:21:25,377 --> 00:21:26,959
Hey, Griff, let me ask you something.
297
00:21:27,254 --> 00:21:30,246
Where do you see
yourself in, say, 20 years?
298
00:21:31,049 --> 00:21:32,960
Living in your house, homes...
299
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:35,260
with your cracker ass buried
under the front porch.
300
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,104
Hi.
301
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,765
Excuse me.
302
00:21:55,490 --> 00:21:56,855
Hi.
303
00:21:57,159 --> 00:22:00,823
- How was your first day?
- Not bad. Not bad at all.
304
00:22:01,538 --> 00:22:03,199
I think I may be reaching them.
305
00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:06,156
Victoria?
306
00:22:06,877 --> 00:22:08,557
Do you think
you could give me a ride home?
307
00:22:08,795 --> 00:22:11,332
I seem to have misplaced my car.
308
00:22:11,632 --> 00:22:15,921
Don't worry about it. All the
teachers lose their cars the first day.
309
00:22:16,595 --> 00:22:19,007
Of course I'll give you a ride.
310
00:22:19,473 --> 00:22:22,306
That is,
if you promise to help me chaperone...
311
00:22:22,601 --> 00:22:24,262
the Welcome Back dance tonight.
312
00:22:26,396 --> 00:22:27,557
Really?
313
00:22:29,566 --> 00:22:30,931
I'd love to.
314
00:22:31,818 --> 00:22:32,933
Great.
315
00:22:33,695 --> 00:22:36,062
So I'll meet you out in the parking lot
in five minutes?
316
00:22:36,365 --> 00:22:37,480
Okay.
317
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,037
- Tripping, right?
- Right.
318
00:23:00,764 --> 00:23:04,052
All right, peep this out, y'all. We
going to pump it up a little bit like this.
319
00:23:04,351 --> 00:23:05,432
Yeah.
320
00:23:06,812 --> 00:23:09,804
Listen, I have a record I want you to play.
321
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,523
Don't you think the kids would enjoy
a nice song with a melody?
322
00:23:13,819 --> 00:23:15,605
What you got, homes?
323
00:23:15,904 --> 00:23:18,896
It is a rare, one-of-a-kind,
original pressing.
324
00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:22,282
Yeah? All right, man.
I'm going to put it on here for you.
325
00:23:22,577 --> 00:23:24,488
- Thanks.
- No problem.
326
00:23:47,394 --> 00:23:49,601
Yo, man, these jams be kicking, man.
327
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:53,105
You got any more of this funky fresh shit
lying around the crib?
328
00:23:56,486 --> 00:23:58,648
- Hey.
- Hi.
329
00:23:59,322 --> 00:24:01,188
You're in my history class, right?
330
00:24:01,491 --> 00:24:03,778
- I'm Griff McReynolds.
- Natalie Thompson.
331
00:24:04,077 --> 00:24:06,739
That was a pretty nice poem
you read in class today, Natalie.
332
00:24:07,038 --> 00:24:08,995
- Thanks.
- How do you think of all that stuff?
333
00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:11,373
I try not to, you know?
334
00:24:11,668 --> 00:24:14,251
Is it true you used to run the gang
before Paco?
335
00:24:14,546 --> 00:24:17,208
Yeah, but I'm through with gangs. Word up.
336
00:24:17,507 --> 00:24:21,045
I mean, in juvie I had time to do
some thinking and some reading.
337
00:24:21,344 --> 00:24:23,927
You're different from everybody else here.
338
00:24:24,222 --> 00:24:27,385
Most of the boys I know,
they're all crude and immature.
339
00:24:27,684 --> 00:24:30,676
Most of the time,
they just want to stare at girls' breasts.
340
00:24:30,979 --> 00:24:33,311
- You know what I mean?
- Sorry. What?
341
00:24:34,232 --> 00:24:35,814
This is my song.
342
00:24:36,443 --> 00:24:39,481
- You want to bust one?
- I don't know. We just met.
343
00:24:39,780 --> 00:24:42,863
Come on. It's just an
innocent little dance.
344
00:24:44,493 --> 00:24:45,574
Okay.
345
00:25:14,523 --> 00:25:15,604
Yeah.
346
00:25:29,246 --> 00:25:31,362
All right, boys, let's party.
347
00:25:31,957 --> 00:25:34,699
Yo, Mr. DeMarco in the house. Beat it.
348
00:25:39,381 --> 00:25:42,248
- Paco.
- What up?
349
00:25:42,968 --> 00:25:45,130
What's the 411 on my shipment?
350
00:25:45,428 --> 00:25:48,591
Same as always.
Mr. A's Restaurant, Friday nights.
351
00:25:48,890 --> 00:25:52,053
You bring the cash. We bring the boot.
You know the drill.
352
00:25:53,603 --> 00:25:55,560
You tell Mr. A to expect me.
353
00:25:57,315 --> 00:25:58,897
I'll do that.
354
00:25:59,442 --> 00:26:03,686
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I got to go mingle with my customers.
355
00:26:03,989 --> 00:26:05,821
See, real money talks.
356
00:26:06,741 --> 00:26:08,732
Let's see if yours does.
357
00:26:10,370 --> 00:26:11,952
I mean, there was a time...
358
00:26:12,247 --> 00:26:15,911
when I tried all the self-help groups
like Outward Bound...
359
00:26:16,209 --> 00:26:20,419
and that other one where a bunch of men
sit around a campfire naked...
360
00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,751
beating drums and abusing themselves.
361
00:26:23,508 --> 00:26:27,342
Then I tried drugs.
Prozac, Zantac, Monoxodil.
362
00:26:27,637 --> 00:26:29,924
But in the end,
you know what I found worked for me?
363
00:26:30,223 --> 00:26:31,463
Dim sum.
364
00:26:31,766 --> 00:26:33,973
Whenever I'm feeling overwhelmed by life...
365
00:26:34,269 --> 00:26:36,135
I just head to Chinatown.
366
00:26:36,438 --> 00:26:40,648
Yo, Mr. Clark, Paco and his boys heading up
in here. You want us to serve them fools?
367
00:26:41,526 --> 00:26:44,985
Look. Anferny, instead
of using your fists...
368
00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:47,145
try using this.
369
00:26:47,449 --> 00:26:48,860
Head-butting?
370
00:26:49,492 --> 00:26:52,325
Never mind.
Just pick a window and guard it.
371
00:26:52,621 --> 00:26:54,621
Richard,
you're not really going to try and stop...
372
00:26:54,789 --> 00:26:56,496
Paco and his gang from coming in, are you?
373
00:26:56,791 --> 00:26:59,078
- They come to all the dances.
- Not anymore.
374
00:26:59,377 --> 00:27:02,335
What if they got guns and knives
and everything?
375
00:27:02,631 --> 00:27:05,293
Who'd bring guns and knives to a dance?
376
00:27:08,219 --> 00:27:10,506
In that case,
maybe we'd better call the police.
377
00:27:10,805 --> 00:27:14,924
No, wait. The last time they tried that,
four people ended up in the hospital.
378
00:27:15,226 --> 00:27:18,560
I can see your point.
We can't have kids going to the hospital.
379
00:27:18,855 --> 00:27:22,223
Who said anything about kids?
The cops were beaten senseless.
380
00:27:23,818 --> 00:27:25,058
All right.
381
00:27:25,362 --> 00:27:29,026
You take care of the music. Anferny,
you and your guys, you come with me.
382
00:27:29,574 --> 00:27:30,609
Let's go.
383
00:27:35,705 --> 00:27:37,537
Say, nice leather jacket.
384
00:27:37,832 --> 00:27:39,698
- Men's Warehouse?
- Shut up, teach.
385
00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:42,493
We're coming in, so stand aside.
386
00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:46,209
Not this time, gentlemen.
This dance is for Barry students only.
387
00:27:46,508 --> 00:27:49,216
We're not gonna have any gangs
inside our school.
388
00:27:49,511 --> 00:27:51,878
- Who's gonna stop us?
- My gang.
389
00:27:52,180 --> 00:27:54,421
We already up inside the school.
390
00:27:54,724 --> 00:27:56,681
You call them bunch of pussies a gang?
391
00:27:56,977 --> 00:27:59,969
Look, Paco, if you're interested
in coming back to school...
392
00:28:00,271 --> 00:28:01,951
- and working towards a career...
- Shut up!
393
00:28:02,065 --> 00:28:03,897
Are you gonna move aside...
394
00:28:04,192 --> 00:28:06,524
or am I gonna have to turn your eyebrows
into a moustache?
395
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:08,026
Paco...
396
00:28:09,823 --> 00:28:13,407
- why don't you chill out, man?
- Stay out of this, Griff.
397
00:28:13,702 --> 00:28:17,445
- Since when you been down with O.P.P?
- What you tripping about?
398
00:28:17,747 --> 00:28:20,705
- You with my girl.
- I am not your girl, Paco.
399
00:28:21,001 --> 00:28:23,538
- Since when?
- We went on one date.
400
00:28:23,837 --> 00:28:25,957
If I had known
you were gonna rob that liquor store...
401
00:28:26,089 --> 00:28:27,796
trust me, I never would have gone.
402
00:28:28,091 --> 00:28:29,252
No one got hurt, did they?
403
00:28:29,551 --> 00:28:32,293
Only 'cause the clerk was wearing
a bulletproof turban.
404
00:28:32,595 --> 00:28:34,381
All right, that's enough.
405
00:28:34,681 --> 00:28:36,922
Fine. I don't want you anyway,
you super freak.
406
00:28:37,225 --> 00:28:38,932
You're a real jack-off, you know that?
407
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,471
That's enough. I mean it.
408
00:28:45,608 --> 00:28:47,724
We're all civilized human beings here.
409
00:28:48,028 --> 00:28:50,019
Certainly we can come up
with a compromise.
410
00:28:50,321 --> 00:28:53,109
All right. I just got some fresh wheels.
411
00:28:53,700 --> 00:28:55,156
How about a chickee run?
412
00:28:55,452 --> 00:28:59,161
- You're a real idiot, you know?
- That's good. Chickee run.
413
00:28:59,456 --> 00:29:00,912
Isn't that better than fighting?
414
00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:03,790
Okay, everybody, let's go. Back to dancing.
415
00:29:04,085 --> 00:29:07,794
- And we'll see you in, what?
- Ten minutes. Beck's Bluff.
416
00:29:08,089 --> 00:29:10,626
- See you at the Bluff.
- Thanks, pal.
417
00:29:11,176 --> 00:29:13,383
Chickee run.
418
00:29:16,056 --> 00:29:20,175
See? There's always an intelligent way
to solve our differences.
419
00:29:20,477 --> 00:29:23,845
My God, Richard, do you have any idea
what you've just done?
420
00:29:33,156 --> 00:29:34,646
Get lost, punk.
421
00:29:43,708 --> 00:29:45,073
All right.
422
00:29:45,585 --> 00:29:49,829
First one to jump out of the car
before the edge of the cliff loses.
423
00:29:50,465 --> 00:29:53,708
Now remember, no ramming, no swerving...
424
00:29:54,010 --> 00:29:56,843
and absolutely no use
of brakes at any time.
425
00:29:57,138 --> 00:29:59,926
All right, listen up,
guys. Here's the deal.
426
00:30:00,225 --> 00:30:02,182
When I drop this scarf...
427
00:30:02,644 --> 00:30:04,635
you boys are gonna go.
428
00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:06,599
No jumping the gun.
429
00:30:07,899 --> 00:30:09,139
Ready...
430
00:30:16,282 --> 00:30:17,317
set...
431
00:30:28,503 --> 00:30:29,503
Go!
432
00:30:47,522 --> 00:30:50,480
Richard, just promise me you'll be careful.
433
00:30:50,775 --> 00:30:53,187
Remember some things are irreplaceable.
434
00:30:53,611 --> 00:30:56,729
Irreplaceable?
Nothing's gonna happen to me.
435
00:30:59,576 --> 00:31:01,988
I was talking about my car!
436
00:31:11,546 --> 00:31:12,661
Hey.
437
00:31:16,759 --> 00:31:20,172
Griff. Paco. Listen to me, boys.
438
00:31:20,471 --> 00:31:22,462
Going fast never solved anything.
439
00:31:22,765 --> 00:31:25,052
This is no way to resolve a dispute.
440
00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:27,092
We can work this mess out.
441
00:31:27,395 --> 00:31:29,477
I want you both to get out of your cars
right now...
442
00:31:29,772 --> 00:31:32,355
and we'll settle this in an adult manner...
443
00:31:32,650 --> 00:31:34,266
like a fistfight.
444
00:31:41,117 --> 00:31:42,699
There. That's better.
445
00:32:19,989 --> 00:32:21,400
Nobody panic.
446
00:32:22,325 --> 00:32:23,907
I'm okay.
447
00:32:24,410 --> 00:32:27,823
Here's the tip.
Nobody has to know about this.
448
00:32:28,790 --> 00:32:30,497
Our little secret.
449
00:32:43,054 --> 00:32:45,762
Firefighters from all over
Southern California...
450
00:32:46,057 --> 00:32:50,267
are still trying to contain the flames
that have blackened over 200 acres...
451
00:32:50,561 --> 00:32:52,848
and caused several blocks of homes
to be evacuated.
452
00:32:53,648 --> 00:32:56,606
The charred remains of three cars
were found in the rubble.
453
00:32:56,901 --> 00:33:00,110
One, a classic Corvette,
has been described by experts...
454
00:33:00,405 --> 00:33:02,316
as being irreplaceable.
455
00:33:04,492 --> 00:33:07,280
I think we've heard enough bad news
for one day.
456
00:33:07,578 --> 00:33:09,285
What we've been hearing are rumors...
457
00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:13,073
that some of our students
may have been involved in this fire.
458
00:33:13,376 --> 00:33:15,538
And very possibly, a teacher.
459
00:33:16,963 --> 00:33:20,831
You wouldn't know anything about that,
would you, Mr. Clark?
460
00:33:21,676 --> 00:33:22,916
No.
461
00:33:23,219 --> 00:33:24,835
You know, Clark...
462
00:33:25,722 --> 00:33:29,340
I've been thinking
that maybe we got off on the wrong foot.
463
00:33:29,642 --> 00:33:32,259
I happen to be a woman
who has strong opinions...
464
00:33:32,562 --> 00:33:35,145
about how this place should be run.
465
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,933
It's just possible
that you and I don't see eye-to-eye...
466
00:33:39,235 --> 00:33:41,567
on our philosophies of education.
467
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:45,363
I've always been a woman of few words.
468
00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:47,942
No miracles.
469
00:33:48,244 --> 00:33:49,700
Dumping ground.
470
00:33:50,204 --> 00:33:52,866
I'll need more words than that, ma'am.
471
00:33:55,585 --> 00:33:58,122
All right. I'll spell it out for you.
472
00:33:58,796 --> 00:34:00,912
Our primary job here...
473
00:34:01,215 --> 00:34:05,709
is to warehouse these delinquents,
until such time as they can be released...
474
00:34:06,012 --> 00:34:08,174
into the general population...
475
00:34:08,473 --> 00:34:10,339
or sent to a real jail.
476
00:34:10,767 --> 00:34:15,227
Look, although I may admire
and even appreciate your ideals...
477
00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:17,728
I know what works, Mr. Clark.
478
00:34:18,358 --> 00:34:20,770
I know what to expect from these kids...
479
00:34:21,069 --> 00:34:23,652
and they know what to expect from me.
480
00:34:24,655 --> 00:34:28,740
My hope is that you can fit
into the pattern here at Barry.
481
00:34:29,035 --> 00:34:31,743
I guess I should get to class.
482
00:34:32,497 --> 00:34:35,034
I've certainly enjoyed our chat...
483
00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:38,496
and I'll take everything
you've said to heart.
484
00:34:38,795 --> 00:34:40,661
Clark!
485
00:34:40,963 --> 00:34:42,328
Mr. Clark...
486
00:34:45,635 --> 00:34:47,467
Chickee run, man. Yeah.
487
00:34:47,762 --> 00:34:50,971
- Mr. Clark, you were smoking last night.
- Thanks, Anferny.
488
00:34:52,016 --> 00:34:53,177
My man!
489
00:34:55,603 --> 00:34:56,968
For you, Mr. Clark.
490
00:34:57,271 --> 00:34:59,638
Richard, you forgot your briefcase.
491
00:34:59,941 --> 00:35:02,933
How sweet. Is that for me?
492
00:35:03,653 --> 00:35:05,485
Sorry about your car.
493
00:35:22,380 --> 00:35:25,293
All right. I want everyone to take their...
494
00:35:26,592 --> 00:35:27,707
seats.
495
00:35:30,471 --> 00:35:32,883
Today, I'd like to talk about...
496
00:35:37,812 --> 00:35:40,850
All right. I guess I
won't need this anymore.
497
00:35:44,902 --> 00:35:46,734
Let's begin, shall we?
498
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,068
Yesterday, I was about to
start with the Bill of Rights...
499
00:35:50,366 --> 00:35:52,607
and what they mean to all of us.
500
00:35:52,910 --> 00:35:56,244
Who can tell me about the Founding Fathers
and their doctrine?
501
00:36:14,223 --> 00:36:15,713
Let me go, man.
502
00:36:16,184 --> 00:36:18,300
That's not funny. Let go.
503
00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:21,306
Your attention, please.
504
00:36:21,606 --> 00:36:24,724
This is Principal Doyle
welcoming you once again...
505
00:36:25,026 --> 00:36:27,267
to Barry High's weekly Career Day.
506
00:36:27,570 --> 00:36:30,153
All the companies represented here
have been handpicked...
507
00:36:30,448 --> 00:36:35,443
by me in order to give you
a full spectrum of safe and legal ways...
508
00:36:35,745 --> 00:36:39,659
What's up, man?
I see you got a bright future ahead of you.
509
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:43,868
You wouldn't understand, Paco.
I'm trying to help my family.
510
00:36:44,170 --> 00:36:47,583
See now, this is the shit that's
going to feed your family, not some...
511
00:36:47,882 --> 00:36:49,293
rinky-dink job.
512
00:36:49,592 --> 00:36:51,959
Go ahead, man. I'm sure you could use it.
513
00:36:52,261 --> 00:36:55,845
I got a big deal going down, all right,
with DeMarco at Mr. A's Restaurant.
514
00:36:56,140 --> 00:36:58,552
- You remember the zip code, right?
- Yeah.
515
00:36:58,851 --> 00:37:00,467
I need a good mule.
516
00:37:00,770 --> 00:37:03,888
- Are you up for it?
- I can't even think about that right now.
517
00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:07,728
Who's asking you to think?
Ask Alonzo here. Thinking hurts.
518
00:37:17,828 --> 00:37:19,159
Richard?
519
00:37:19,747 --> 00:37:20,987
Hello?
520
00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:52,443
You tell your boyfriend this is only
the beginning. He better back off.
521
00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:54,069
Get your hands off of me!
522
00:37:54,365 --> 00:37:57,653
Come on, I know you want this.
I read Mike Tyson's book.
523
00:38:15,177 --> 00:38:18,511
Javier, come quick and bring your tools.
524
00:38:27,982 --> 00:38:30,314
Don't worry, Victoria, I'm here.
525
00:38:32,486 --> 00:38:34,227
Let me handle this.
526
00:38:38,659 --> 00:38:40,320
Here, put this on.
527
00:38:49,337 --> 00:38:50,543
Animal.
528
00:38:51,922 --> 00:38:53,629
Get off of her.
529
00:38:58,929 --> 00:39:00,465
Here, sit down.
530
00:39:50,064 --> 00:39:51,270
Victoria.
531
00:39:52,233 --> 00:39:54,099
No. Stay away from me.
532
00:39:54,902 --> 00:39:57,485
- It's okay. It's me.
- I know.
533
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,571
What the hell's going on here?
534
00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:02,322
I was attacked.
535
00:40:02,785 --> 00:40:05,368
Dressed like that, what do you expect?
536
00:40:05,663 --> 00:40:07,199
And alone with him.
537
00:40:07,498 --> 00:40:09,489
It wasn't just me. There were three of us.
538
00:40:10,418 --> 00:40:11,874
That makes it all better.
539
00:40:12,169 --> 00:40:16,128
No. I was wrestling with the other guy.
He was trying to have sex with her.
540
00:40:16,424 --> 00:40:19,667
I don't care what your arrangement was,
or how it went wrong.
541
00:40:19,969 --> 00:40:21,630
Now you listen to me, Clark.
542
00:40:21,929 --> 00:40:24,796
Either you shape up,
or I'll bounce you out of here...
543
00:40:25,099 --> 00:40:27,181
faster than a homo at Fort Dix.
544
00:40:32,523 --> 00:40:35,015
- Does it hurt here?
- A little.
545
00:40:38,154 --> 00:40:39,394
And here?
546
00:40:42,241 --> 00:40:45,484
- How about here?
- I can't feel your hand.
547
00:40:46,662 --> 00:40:48,824
That's because I'm touching myself.
548
00:40:50,499 --> 00:40:53,787
I better get you something to wear.
You have a T-shirt around here anywhere?
549
00:40:54,086 --> 00:40:55,372
Top drawer.
550
00:41:03,012 --> 00:41:04,377
Here we are.
551
00:41:06,682 --> 00:41:09,094
Poor thing. You must be exhausted.
552
00:41:10,519 --> 00:41:13,511
Let me loosen that bra
and get you some air.
553
00:41:14,899 --> 00:41:16,355
Richard...
554
00:41:16,859 --> 00:41:20,193
Victoria, I'm sorry about all this.
It's all my fault.
555
00:41:20,488 --> 00:41:23,981
If they think by attacking you
they can scare me off, they're nuts.
556
00:41:24,283 --> 00:41:27,742
They can attack you all they want.
I'm gonna get through to these kids.
557
00:41:28,037 --> 00:41:30,574
Sure, getting them to come to class,
it's a small victory...
558
00:41:30,873 --> 00:41:34,116
- but it isn't enough.
- Richard, they have to want to learn.
559
00:41:34,418 --> 00:41:37,501
That's exactly my point.
And I think Griff is the key.
560
00:41:37,797 --> 00:41:39,708
He seems to be a leader. Now...
561
00:41:40,508 --> 00:41:43,000
if I could just reach him,
I could get through to the others...
562
00:41:43,302 --> 00:41:45,168
You have to be careful.
563
00:41:45,638 --> 00:41:47,720
If you raise their expectations...
564
00:41:48,015 --> 00:41:51,007
their hopes, and their dreams,
and then you fail?
565
00:41:51,310 --> 00:41:53,017
It's worth the risk.
566
00:41:53,312 --> 00:41:54,928
These are all basically good kids.
567
00:41:55,231 --> 00:41:58,849
They deserve the same experiences
that we all had in high school.
568
00:41:59,151 --> 00:42:01,984
Dating, going to proms,
and begging for sex.
569
00:42:02,279 --> 00:42:04,691
Richard, you have to trust me on this one.
570
00:42:06,534 --> 00:42:07,820
I'm your friend.
571
00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:11,611
I'm more than a friend.
572
00:42:13,874 --> 00:42:15,160
To me?
573
00:42:16,418 --> 00:42:18,659
Yes. Why not?
574
00:42:19,630 --> 00:42:24,670
Well, no one who's ever looked like you
has ever looked at me.
575
00:42:25,928 --> 00:42:27,339
That's their loss.
576
00:42:32,226 --> 00:42:34,843
You know, I have never been very good
at relationships.
577
00:42:38,023 --> 00:42:40,014
In fact, most of mine always ended with,
you know:
578
00:42:40,317 --> 00:42:43,526
"Hey, what are you doing in bed
with that other woman?"
579
00:42:44,738 --> 00:42:46,445
And that was me talking.
580
00:42:49,827 --> 00:42:52,239
Victoria, I do find you very attractive.
581
00:42:59,420 --> 00:43:00,535
What's wrong?
582
00:43:01,422 --> 00:43:03,208
I'm scared.
583
00:43:05,134 --> 00:43:07,091
It's okay, you can be on top.
584
00:43:08,637 --> 00:43:10,093
No, it isn't that.
585
00:43:14,018 --> 00:43:16,134
Trouble just seems to follow me around.
586
00:43:16,437 --> 00:43:20,180
Everywhere I go, there's always someone
looking to bust my balls.
587
00:43:20,482 --> 00:43:22,064
Don't worry, Richard.
588
00:43:23,027 --> 00:43:24,813
Your balls are safe with me.
589
00:43:34,496 --> 00:43:37,238
My God, you're a virgin.
590
00:43:37,541 --> 00:43:39,748
No, I still have my panties on.
591
00:43:44,340 --> 00:43:48,083
- I still can't...
- Richard, I'm over here.
592
00:44:06,779 --> 00:44:08,816
Driver, I'm the next stop.
593
00:44:09,823 --> 00:44:12,781
Forget it, pal.
We don't stop in this neighborhood.
594
00:44:27,549 --> 00:44:28,549
Griff?
595
00:44:33,597 --> 00:44:35,713
- Here you go, darling.
- Thanks, Sam.
596
00:44:37,101 --> 00:44:38,683
Watch your back.
597
00:44:42,314 --> 00:44:43,975
Here's your cola, Griff.
598
00:44:48,487 --> 00:44:51,354
- Griff.
- Mr. Clark.
599
00:44:53,909 --> 00:44:56,992
- What are you doing here?
- I live here.
600
00:44:57,621 --> 00:45:01,080
I realize a lot of these men do,
but you can get help for this, son.
601
00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:04,868
No. I mean my mom and I
live in an apartment upstairs.
602
00:45:05,879 --> 00:45:10,123
Listen, Griff.
The reason I came here is because I...
603
00:45:11,135 --> 00:45:14,628
I sense that you want to make something
of yourself...
604
00:45:14,930 --> 00:45:17,797
and if you help me,
we can turn the school around.
605
00:45:18,100 --> 00:45:20,307
Why me, man?
You'll have to get somebody else.
606
00:45:20,602 --> 00:45:22,205
Who do you think is watching my little...
607
00:45:22,229 --> 00:45:24,766
brothers and sisters
while my moms is working? I'm all they got.
608
00:45:25,065 --> 00:45:27,352
You remind me a lot of myself
when I was your age...
609
00:45:27,651 --> 00:45:30,689
except I was white and had
both parents and lived in the suburbs...
610
00:45:30,988 --> 00:45:33,446
and I didn't have any brothers or sisters.
611
00:45:34,408 --> 00:45:36,649
Maybe you remind me of somebody else.
612
00:45:37,745 --> 00:45:40,453
Griff, don't you have a dream?
613
00:45:41,498 --> 00:45:45,537
- You wouldn't be interested, man.
- Sure I would. Tell me.
614
00:45:47,838 --> 00:45:51,172
- Promise you won't tell anyone.
- You have my word.
615
00:45:54,970 --> 00:45:58,383
- I want to go to college.
- College? You got to be...
616
00:45:59,892 --> 00:46:02,600
I'm sorry. Listen, Griff,
I'll make you a deal.
617
00:46:02,895 --> 00:46:05,353
You help me get these kids to learn...
618
00:46:05,647 --> 00:46:09,891
and I promise you, I will do everything
in my power to get you into college.
619
00:46:10,194 --> 00:46:12,231
Don't try to play me, Mr. Clark.
620
00:46:12,529 --> 00:46:15,442
I've been promised stuff before
that hasn't come true.
621
00:46:15,741 --> 00:46:18,904
I'm saying, where would I get the money
for college from?
622
00:46:19,203 --> 00:46:21,786
- You ever hear of scholarships?
- Yeah!
623
00:46:22,081 --> 00:46:23,321
Well...
624
00:46:24,333 --> 00:46:26,370
you probably won't get any of those.
625
00:46:26,668 --> 00:46:29,456
But there are plenty of other ways.
I promise you.
626
00:46:29,755 --> 00:46:31,435
Don't just take my word for it, all right?
627
00:46:31,548 --> 00:46:33,539
You go home, you talk it over
with your mother.
628
00:46:33,842 --> 00:46:35,128
I'm sure she'll agree with me.
629
00:46:36,428 --> 00:46:37,428
Here.
630
00:46:39,306 --> 00:46:43,391
Listen, Griff,
you don't have to live in a community...
631
00:46:43,685 --> 00:46:46,848
infested with crimes, and drugs, and gangs.
632
00:46:47,523 --> 00:46:51,687
You don't have to end up in some sleazy bar
with a bunch of washed-up bums...
633
00:46:51,985 --> 00:46:54,568
watching some over-the-hill stripper
expose herself...
634
00:46:54,863 --> 00:46:57,321
for a few measly dollars in her G-string.
635
00:47:14,466 --> 00:47:17,299
Okay. Now, in the next six weeks...
636
00:47:17,594 --> 00:47:22,009
I am gonna try and cram as much knowledge
into your brains as is humanly possible.
637
00:47:25,102 --> 00:47:26,684
Or as space will allow.
638
00:47:27,479 --> 00:47:30,016
Now, this is your
textbook for the semester.
639
00:47:33,443 --> 00:47:35,525
They open like this.
640
00:47:39,741 --> 00:47:41,357
Now all of you try it.
641
00:48:12,774 --> 00:48:13,935
Good.
642
00:48:15,068 --> 00:48:16,979
All right. Let's get to work.
643
00:48:17,279 --> 00:48:19,441
Maybe we should start
with some basic English.
644
00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:21,947
Now, who can give me a complete sentence?
645
00:48:22,242 --> 00:48:25,451
Yo, you wack punk,
you be going down the hard way.
646
00:48:25,746 --> 00:48:28,158
All right, that's a good sentence.
Let's examine it.
647
00:48:28,457 --> 00:48:31,950
"Yo" is a common colloquial greeting...
648
00:48:32,252 --> 00:48:33,252
comma...
649
00:48:33,420 --> 00:48:37,004
"you wack punk...
650
00:48:37,299 --> 00:48:40,166
"you be going..."
651
00:48:40,469 --> 00:48:43,803
This is just bad syntax.
Who can give me another sentence?
652
00:48:44,556 --> 00:48:47,173
- Julie.
- I think my water broke.
653
00:48:47,476 --> 00:48:48,557
Good.
654
00:48:48,852 --> 00:48:50,934
"I think..."
655
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:03,777
- What's the capital of Nebraska?
- Lincoln.
656
00:49:04,076 --> 00:49:06,067
- Right. Who freed the slaves?
- Lincoln.
657
00:49:06,370 --> 00:49:09,078
Right. Charles Keating cooked the books
of what S and I?
658
00:49:09,373 --> 00:49:10,613
- Lincoln.
- Yes.
659
00:49:10,916 --> 00:49:13,203
- Who makes the best town car?
- Cadillac.
660
00:49:14,378 --> 00:49:15,378
No.
661
00:49:16,672 --> 00:49:19,164
- Lincoln!
- Amazing.
662
00:49:19,466 --> 00:49:21,252
Now we're getting somewhere.
663
00:49:31,061 --> 00:49:33,769
You and three of your G's
are on someone else's turf.
664
00:49:34,064 --> 00:49:37,273
You're cruising along in your fly ride
about 20 miles per.
665
00:49:37,567 --> 00:49:41,026
There's a posse of eight homies just sitting
in front of their crib, they're just...
666
00:49:41,321 --> 00:49:43,232
chilling on the porch
playing some fresh jams.
667
00:49:43,532 --> 00:49:46,274
- Who they got on the box?
- I think they're riffing with Tag Team...
668
00:49:46,576 --> 00:49:49,409
maybe some Ice, Snoop, Biggie,
Junior MAFIA, whatever.
669
00:49:49,705 --> 00:49:52,037
They decide that they want to throw down.
670
00:49:52,332 --> 00:49:55,666
So, you and your boys, you pile out
of your hooptie for the face-off.
671
00:49:55,961 --> 00:50:00,000
They have six baseball bats and two chains.
672
00:50:00,299 --> 00:50:02,290
You have three brass knuckles...
673
00:50:02,592 --> 00:50:05,505
and two sawed-off pool cues,
you know, jimmy sticks.
674
00:50:05,804 --> 00:50:08,466
Now, what I want to know is
what is the ratio...
675
00:50:08,765 --> 00:50:11,097
of metal weapons to wooden ones?
676
00:50:17,107 --> 00:50:19,974
Over here, over here,
Mr. Clark, Julie knows.
677
00:50:45,260 --> 00:50:48,719
Okay, pop quiz. Who was the first president
to use the telephone?
678
00:50:49,014 --> 00:50:50,095
- Anferny.
- Nixon.
679
00:50:50,390 --> 00:50:51,390
No. Griff.
680
00:50:51,558 --> 00:50:52,558
- Garfield.
- Yes.
681
00:50:52,684 --> 00:50:54,120
First president to be on television?
682
00:50:54,144 --> 00:50:55,144
Anferny.
683
00:50:55,437 --> 00:50:58,020
- Johnny Carson.
- No, he was never president. Natalie.
684
00:50:58,315 --> 00:50:59,646
- Eisenhower.
- Yes.
685
00:50:59,941 --> 00:51:02,854
Who was the last president to blow chunks
on a Japanese head of state?
686
00:51:03,153 --> 00:51:04,153
Anferny.
687
00:51:04,446 --> 00:51:05,652
- Bush?
- Yes!
688
00:51:14,331 --> 00:51:15,787
Good day, Ms. Doyle.
689
00:51:21,129 --> 00:51:22,790
Good morning, Ms. Doyle.
690
00:51:27,219 --> 00:51:29,085
You looking fine, Ms. Doyle.
691
00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:53,567
Mr. Arnott? Where have you been?
692
00:51:53,870 --> 00:51:56,282
They released me.
693
00:52:02,045 --> 00:52:03,206
Everyone...
694
00:52:03,505 --> 00:52:07,624
state law prohibits Mr. Clark
from being here today, so he's at home...
695
00:52:08,051 --> 00:52:11,464
probably a little nervous,
but I'm sure rooting for all of you.
696
00:52:11,763 --> 00:52:13,174
All right, here we go.
697
00:52:13,682 --> 00:52:15,923
The Academic Proficiency Test.
698
00:52:16,226 --> 00:52:20,390
You have eight hours in which to complete
this exam. Good luck to all of you.
699
00:52:20,856 --> 00:52:23,018
Begin work now.
700
00:52:30,949 --> 00:52:34,032
Every day people are discovering
Just how fun and easy it is...
701
00:52:34,327 --> 00:52:37,035
to get a precision-layered haircut
with the incredible...
702
00:52:37,330 --> 00:52:39,492
Flowbee Precision Haircufting System.
703
00:52:39,791 --> 00:52:41,623
Don't be fooled by imitators.
704
00:52:49,426 --> 00:52:52,168
Flowbee cuts from
a half-inch to six inches long.
705
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,440
Can't do it wrong.
Get a close-up on this. Squeeze.
706
00:53:05,734 --> 00:53:07,725
Go ahead. Show your abs.
707
00:53:27,797 --> 00:53:28,878
Shit.
708
00:53:51,530 --> 00:53:53,521
All right, time's up.
709
00:53:54,366 --> 00:53:56,824
Come on. Time's up. Close your booklets.
710
00:53:57,369 --> 00:53:59,736
I'm sure you all did very well.
711
00:54:00,038 --> 00:54:02,530
Scores will be posted
at the end of this week.
712
00:54:08,338 --> 00:54:10,625
How do you think you did on the test?
713
00:54:10,924 --> 00:54:14,383
I don't know. For the first time in
my life, I feel like I did something right.
714
00:54:14,678 --> 00:54:15,678
Me, too.
715
00:54:15,845 --> 00:54:18,086
- Check this out.
- What is it?
716
00:54:18,390 --> 00:54:21,382
It's my future. Remember that college
I was telling you about?
717
00:54:21,685 --> 00:54:23,471
- Yeah.
- They wrote me back yesterday.
718
00:54:23,770 --> 00:54:26,808
- Yeah.
- Now I feel like I got a real chance to get in.
719
00:54:27,524 --> 00:54:29,731
Guess I owe a lot to Mr. Clark?
720
00:54:30,026 --> 00:54:33,235
Yeah, you know, I think all the kids
pretty much feel the same way.
721
00:54:33,530 --> 00:54:35,066
I mean, think about it.
722
00:54:35,365 --> 00:54:38,357
We could both end up
at the same school together.
723
00:54:38,660 --> 00:54:42,403
Griff, this is the happiest
I ever remember being.
724
00:54:42,706 --> 00:54:45,915
It's the first time in my life I haven't
prayed for a gas line to rupture...
725
00:54:46,209 --> 00:54:48,200
under my building while I was smoking.
726
00:54:48,503 --> 00:54:51,291
Natalie, I'm glad you're happy.
727
00:54:52,173 --> 00:54:54,380
Come on.
There's something I want you to see.
728
00:54:54,676 --> 00:54:55,676
Okay.
729
00:54:55,844 --> 00:54:58,927
Mr. Clark has taken this place on
as a special project.
730
00:55:00,223 --> 00:55:02,009
"Fie, my lord, fie!
731
00:55:02,851 --> 00:55:05,969
"Out, damned spot. Out, I say."
732
00:55:07,230 --> 00:55:08,265
Line!
733
00:55:08,565 --> 00:55:10,885
"Who would have thought the old man
to have so much blood?"
734
00:55:11,026 --> 00:55:14,735
"Who would have thought the old man
to have so much blood in him?"
735
00:55:20,327 --> 00:55:22,034
Take it off!
736
00:55:28,001 --> 00:55:30,538
Hustle up, man. Come on, hurry up.
737
00:55:32,964 --> 00:55:34,454
Yeah, sweet.
738
00:55:36,676 --> 00:55:38,838
This ought to take
care of our little problem.
739
00:55:39,137 --> 00:55:40,844
Let's get out of here, Paco.
740
00:55:51,441 --> 00:55:52,897
Hey, give it a rest.
741
00:55:53,568 --> 00:55:57,106
Everyone, I just want to say
before the test scores arrive...
742
00:55:57,989 --> 00:56:02,028
that I am so proud of all of you.
743
00:56:10,418 --> 00:56:11,453
Well?
744
00:56:12,087 --> 00:56:15,296
As I expected,
every student in this class failed.
745
00:56:16,341 --> 00:56:19,174
The lowest scores in the country.
746
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:23,553
- But there must be some mistake.
- That's right.
747
00:56:23,848 --> 00:56:27,967
And you're it. See for yourself.
Figures don't lie.
748
00:56:28,853 --> 00:56:31,686
We're not dealing
with Rhodes scholars here.
749
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,808
It's time I just accepted what I am
and get on with my life.
750
00:56:37,654 --> 00:56:39,065
No, Griff, wait.
751
00:56:40,657 --> 00:56:41,863
See what you've done?
752
00:56:43,201 --> 00:56:46,569
I told you to leave them at the bottom
of the barrel, where they belong.
753
00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:48,032
Griff, wait.
754
00:56:49,582 --> 00:56:52,415
Consider yourself terminated
as of right now.
755
00:56:52,711 --> 00:56:53,951
Natalie, wait.
756
00:56:54,546 --> 00:56:56,207
Chuckie, wait.
757
00:56:58,091 --> 00:57:01,083
Wait, Ms. Doyle,
you're making a huge mistake.
758
00:57:01,386 --> 00:57:04,128
Mr. Clark has helped this school.
He's a good teacher.
759
00:57:04,431 --> 00:57:07,469
And I'm not just saying that
because we slept together.
760
00:57:10,019 --> 00:57:12,511
Clean out your desk by the end of the day.
761
00:57:24,993 --> 00:57:27,075
- Richard, wait.
- No.
762
00:57:27,996 --> 00:57:29,657
You were right all along.
763
00:57:30,206 --> 00:57:33,369
I didn't know what I was getting into
with these kids.
764
00:57:35,128 --> 00:57:36,334
Richard.
765
00:57:39,924 --> 00:57:41,210
I'm out of here.
766
00:57:42,135 --> 00:57:44,001
What's wrong with all of you?
767
00:57:44,304 --> 00:57:47,092
Have you forgotten
how much Mr. Clark has helped us?
768
00:57:47,390 --> 00:57:50,928
You had a D average
before Mr. Clark started tutoring you.
769
00:57:51,227 --> 00:57:53,343
Now you're on the honor roll.
770
00:57:53,646 --> 00:57:57,139
And this boy. Everyone thought he had
Tourette's syndrome until Mr. Clark...
771
00:57:57,442 --> 00:57:59,979
discovered he was
a Hindu exchange student.
772
00:58:21,049 --> 00:58:22,414
You suck!
773
00:58:25,303 --> 00:58:28,466
You can come back.
Look at me. I'm living proof.
774
00:58:30,809 --> 00:58:32,925
Call me.
775
00:58:34,646 --> 00:58:36,933
Richard, wait!
776
00:58:37,482 --> 00:58:38,688
Richard.
777
00:58:49,744 --> 00:58:51,906
I'm telling you,
I'm really worried about Richard.
778
00:58:52,205 --> 00:58:54,325
I've been calling his house
for the past three days...
779
00:58:54,499 --> 00:58:55,939
and I keep getting the same message:
780
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,412
"Hi. I'm not here, and
I may never be again."
781
00:58:58,711 --> 00:58:59,711
Julie?
782
00:59:00,964 --> 00:59:03,831
Buddy up with a mangy dog
or a small child.
783
00:59:04,133 --> 00:59:06,374
Hey, Nat, are you okay?
784
00:59:06,678 --> 00:59:10,888
- I'm afraid Griff's gonna join Paco's gang.
- Come on.
785
00:59:11,182 --> 00:59:12,468
Check this out.
786
00:59:12,767 --> 00:59:16,977
Word on the street is Paco and his little
punk dogs slipped those mentals we took.
787
00:59:18,314 --> 00:59:21,978
What I'm saying is, they switched
the tests. That's why everybody flunked.
788
00:59:22,277 --> 00:59:25,315
You know, you guys.
I probably didn't need no help.
789
00:59:25,613 --> 00:59:29,231
- Oh, my God, this is awful.
- Then we just got to find Mr. Clark.
790
00:59:29,534 --> 00:59:32,902
Yeah, but where?
Where do you find a man that depressed?
791
00:59:33,538 --> 00:59:36,075
Wait a minute. Dim sum.
792
00:59:36,583 --> 00:59:38,540
Chinatown. Come on.
793
00:59:43,298 --> 00:59:46,632
Okay, this is it. Julie, Natalie...
794
00:59:47,385 --> 00:59:49,501
- why don't you two head down that way?
- Okay.
795
00:59:49,804 --> 00:59:52,842
Anferny, go down to the south end
of the block, and I'll go down this way.
796
00:59:53,141 --> 00:59:54,347
All right.
797
00:59:58,313 --> 01:00:00,020
Please, let this be the one.
798
01:00:24,797 --> 01:00:27,004
Richard,
what are you trying to do to yourself?
799
01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:30,008
Richard, snap out of it.
Don't you recognize me?
800
01:00:30,511 --> 01:00:31,797
Mum?
801
01:00:32,347 --> 01:00:34,179
No, it's me.
802
01:00:38,853 --> 01:00:40,719
Father O' Flannery?
803
01:00:52,617 --> 01:00:54,028
Mister?
804
01:00:54,953 --> 01:00:58,116
You okay? Mister, you okay?
805
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,453
This girl over there, she asked about you.
Come. Now.
806
01:01:02,961 --> 01:01:05,123
- Richard, thank God.
- Victoria?
807
01:01:05,421 --> 01:01:08,755
I've been looking everywhere for you.
I didn't know you drank.
808
01:01:09,550 --> 01:01:10,756
I drank?
809
01:01:11,678 --> 01:01:13,919
I thought it was just my pet gorilla here.
810
01:01:15,264 --> 01:01:16,971
How many fingers?
811
01:01:19,602 --> 01:01:23,687
Come on, Mr. Clark, snap out of it.
We got to get Griff out of that drug deal.
812
01:01:24,524 --> 01:01:26,936
Maybe we should just
let the cops handle this.
813
01:01:27,235 --> 01:01:31,024
That would be fine if I didn't mind waiting
20 years to see Griff again.
814
01:01:31,322 --> 01:01:33,563
Don't worry. I'll just go in and get him.
815
01:01:33,866 --> 01:01:35,982
Mr. Clark, you can't just go in there
and be like:
816
01:01:36,285 --> 01:01:41,246
"Okay, Griff, we're going home,"
else you gonna be going home in a box.
817
01:01:41,541 --> 01:01:43,621
The only way we're going to get Griff
out of there...
818
01:01:43,710 --> 01:01:45,917
is you got to show up in the back room
with the cash.
819
01:01:46,212 --> 01:01:48,169
You got the cash, you the man.
820
01:01:48,464 --> 01:01:51,752
- Where am I gonna get the cash?
- Man, DeMarco gonna be there.
821
01:01:52,051 --> 01:01:54,759
What you think he carry in his briefcase?
Food stamps?
822
01:01:55,054 --> 01:01:58,422
Your job is to make his cash your cash.
823
01:02:07,066 --> 01:02:09,182
- Did you get it?
- It's all in there.
824
01:02:13,072 --> 01:02:14,153
Good.
825
01:02:15,241 --> 01:02:16,857
We just got time to eat.
826
01:02:20,163 --> 01:02:22,074
All right, everybody, wait here.
827
01:02:24,125 --> 01:02:27,243
- I'll handle this.
- You not out in 20 minutes...
828
01:02:27,545 --> 01:02:30,037
me and my G's is coming in after you,
straight up.
829
01:02:31,132 --> 01:02:33,999
Go in there and represent, Mr. Clark.
You can do it.
830
01:02:35,636 --> 01:02:36,797
I can do this.
831
01:02:40,641 --> 01:02:42,928
- What are you doing here?
- I'm here to help you.
832
01:02:43,227 --> 01:02:45,969
Richard, if anything happens,
I want to be here with you.
833
01:02:46,814 --> 01:02:47,975
Thanks.
834
01:02:50,693 --> 01:02:52,900
How are we gonna know
which one is DeMarco?
835
01:02:53,196 --> 01:02:56,814
- We'll just take a wild guess.
- Where?
836
01:02:57,116 --> 01:02:58,652
Come on.
837
01:03:03,706 --> 01:03:08,041
- Someday you will be the world's leaders.
- You suck!
838
01:03:11,214 --> 01:03:12,750
Where you going?
839
01:03:14,050 --> 01:03:16,212
It's a mistake, man. I can't do this.
840
01:03:18,638 --> 01:03:20,845
I thought we settled this, Griffy-boy.
841
01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:24,303
You better decide right now. You in or out?
842
01:03:24,894 --> 01:03:27,511
- I ain't asking again.
- Define "in or out."
843
01:03:28,523 --> 01:03:32,061
In, you're with us, and out, you're dead.
844
01:03:33,694 --> 01:03:34,980
Works for me.
845
01:03:43,830 --> 01:03:45,412
Where the hell's our waiter?
846
01:03:45,998 --> 01:03:47,614
Good evening, gentlemen...
847
01:03:48,334 --> 01:03:51,122
and welcome to Mr. A's
fine dining establishment.
848
01:03:52,213 --> 01:03:56,582
I'm Zack. I'll be your waiter this evening,
and this is my trainee, Paula.
849
01:03:57,218 --> 01:04:00,256
I'm an Aries.
I enjoy water sports and dancing.
850
01:04:00,555 --> 01:04:02,842
- And my hobbies are origami...
- Enough small talk.
851
01:04:03,141 --> 01:04:04,927
Just bring us two thick T-bones.
852
01:04:05,226 --> 01:04:07,012
Yes, sir.
853
01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:10,849
Would you like those
with or without the bones?
854
01:04:13,401 --> 01:04:16,234
And a couple of glasses of water.
855
01:04:16,529 --> 01:04:19,396
All right.
Let me tell you about our water then.
856
01:04:19,699 --> 01:04:22,407
It comes from the Los Angeles aqueduct...
857
01:04:22,702 --> 01:04:25,660
where it flows down
a lovely cement channel on a bed of...
858
01:04:25,955 --> 01:04:29,823
I don't care where it came from.
Just bring it to us.
859
01:04:30,126 --> 01:04:31,742
I'll take that. It's his birthday.
860
01:04:32,044 --> 01:04:34,206
Would anyone care
for some desserts this evening?
861
01:04:34,505 --> 01:04:37,623
Look, you little weasel.
Just bring us what we asked for.
862
01:04:37,925 --> 01:04:41,259
Unless you want me to stick
this bread stick up your ass.
863
01:04:41,554 --> 01:04:43,386
It sure would taste better if you didn't.
864
01:04:45,141 --> 01:04:47,303
You might want to try buttering it first.
865
01:05:01,657 --> 01:05:02,692
Hey, stand back.
866
01:05:02,992 --> 01:05:05,825
Come on. We've got to change disguises.
867
01:05:16,297 --> 01:05:17,662
You ready?
868
01:05:19,008 --> 01:05:22,626
Yeah, but unfortunately we've
got this other thing we gotta do first.
869
01:05:23,179 --> 01:05:25,011
Let's see what's in this thing.
870
01:05:25,306 --> 01:05:26,512
Jesus!
871
01:05:27,350 --> 01:05:28,465
Hurry.
872
01:05:30,728 --> 01:05:33,595
Manny, zap that sauce for me, will you?
873
01:05:34,232 --> 01:05:35,688
Got it.
874
01:05:46,661 --> 01:05:48,277
Now, what do you want?
875
01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:53,702
I'm here to see Mr. A.
876
01:05:54,001 --> 01:05:55,412
Who the hell are you?
877
01:05:56,128 --> 01:05:59,246
I'm Mr. B.
878
01:06:01,092 --> 01:06:05,461
Mr. D couldn't make
it. He's out with Mr. C.
879
01:06:08,349 --> 01:06:09,885
You're early.
880
01:06:24,782 --> 01:06:26,398
DeMarco's early.
881
01:06:26,701 --> 01:06:29,159
Say what? You?
882
01:06:30,830 --> 01:06:33,822
Mr. Clark, Miss Chapell,
what are you doing here?
883
01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:36,950
No need to be so formal, boys.
884
01:06:37,628 --> 01:06:39,494
We're not in school anymore.
885
01:06:39,797 --> 01:06:43,540
Two seconds you gonna be
one dead teacher. How's that for formal?
886
01:06:44,135 --> 01:06:46,877
Now, we work for DeMarco,
buying and selling drugs.
887
01:06:47,179 --> 01:06:49,887
We're lowlife scumbags. Just like you.
888
01:06:50,725 --> 01:06:53,968
- What are you talking about?
- What better cover than...
889
01:06:54,395 --> 01:06:56,011
a teacher and a secretary?
890
01:06:56,439 --> 01:06:58,271
Administrative assistant.
891
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,061
Yes, all right.
892
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:05,604
All right, enough of this small talk.
I've got business with Mr. A. Where is he?
893
01:07:05,906 --> 01:07:07,067
I'm right here.
894
01:07:10,745 --> 01:07:13,032
- Clark?
- Ms. Doyle?
895
01:07:13,706 --> 01:07:15,947
Around here they call me Mr. A.
896
01:07:16,417 --> 01:07:17,417
Mister?
897
01:07:17,710 --> 01:07:20,293
I inherited the business
from my late husband.
898
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:23,463
- I'm shocked.
- What?
899
01:07:23,758 --> 01:07:25,965
That a woman can run a business?
900
01:07:26,260 --> 01:07:28,422
No. That you were ever married.
901
01:07:30,097 --> 01:07:33,510
All right. Let's do it.
902
01:07:34,268 --> 01:07:36,726
What exactly is she doing here?
903
01:07:37,813 --> 01:07:39,349
She's my bitch.
904
01:07:44,779 --> 01:07:47,191
Well, my significant other.
905
01:07:47,490 --> 01:07:50,357
We've been slapping skins
for quite some time now.
906
01:07:51,911 --> 01:07:55,199
You say you work for DeMarco.
Why should I believe you?
907
01:07:55,498 --> 01:07:58,411
Why would I have his briefcase
unless I was working for him?
908
01:07:58,709 --> 01:08:00,495
That doesn't prove anything.
909
01:08:01,003 --> 01:08:03,244
You could have seen him
down in the restaurant...
910
01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:06,915
dressed up like a waiter,
created some kind of diversion...
911
01:08:07,218 --> 01:08:09,710
while she snatched it from under the table.
912
01:08:10,888 --> 01:08:13,380
That's a little far-fetched,
don't you think?
913
01:08:13,682 --> 01:08:17,676
Wait a minute. Think about it.
You think he's capable of all that?
914
01:08:17,978 --> 01:08:20,845
Hey, all right.
915
01:08:21,148 --> 01:08:23,014
What's the big idea?
916
01:08:23,317 --> 01:08:26,400
- You work out?
- All right. Knock it off.
917
01:08:28,072 --> 01:08:32,908
I say we off him now,
and then do what we want with their bodies.
918
01:08:33,577 --> 01:08:35,443
Easy, Paco, easy.
919
01:08:36,288 --> 01:08:39,326
So, you like getting high, Clark?
920
01:08:40,626 --> 01:08:41,866
Who doesn't?
921
01:08:42,169 --> 01:08:45,628
Then perhaps you'd like to sample
the finest crank in town.
922
01:08:46,424 --> 01:08:50,588
Sure. Load me up a spike.
Let's get this party into gear.
923
01:08:53,055 --> 01:08:56,889
- Look man, he's clean. No tracks.
- I take mine In the ass.
924
01:09:02,273 --> 01:09:05,231
Got used to it as a kid. Shots.
925
01:09:06,819 --> 01:09:08,810
You're starting to piss me off, man.
926
01:09:09,113 --> 01:09:11,650
Maybe you don't have enough holes
in your head already.
927
01:09:11,949 --> 01:09:15,283
Excuse me.
Something seems to be riding up here.
928
01:09:18,497 --> 01:09:19,862
What's going on there?
929
01:09:20,166 --> 01:09:22,703
Nothing I know rides up that high.
930
01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:24,833
Here.
931
01:09:26,672 --> 01:09:27,833
Tie off.
932
01:09:37,266 --> 01:09:40,179
You really should have someone
look at that. It could be malignant.
933
01:09:40,478 --> 01:09:43,436
Quit stalling.
We don't want to be here all night.
934
01:09:44,732 --> 01:09:46,814
Here's looking at you, kid.
935
01:10:05,044 --> 01:10:07,035
This shit be kicking.
936
01:10:08,088 --> 01:10:11,626
Man, I'm wasted off my ass
and you're still ugly.
937
01:10:25,648 --> 01:10:26,809
False alarm.
938
01:10:28,234 --> 01:10:30,521
Some idiot put a gun in the microwave.
939
01:10:31,862 --> 01:10:33,193
Good stuff?
940
01:10:34,907 --> 01:10:37,194
So what have you got to say for yourself?
941
01:10:37,493 --> 01:10:38,824
Nothing, really.
942
01:10:39,495 --> 01:10:43,363
Except it's going to be an interesting
morning tomorrow, after my coffee.
943
01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:46,495
I'll need at least two magazines.
944
01:10:49,296 --> 01:10:52,505
- So it's all here?
- As far as you know.
945
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:54,837
- Half a million?
- Really?
946
01:10:55,719 --> 01:10:57,335
Yes, down to the penny.
947
01:10:57,805 --> 01:11:01,014
Now, I'll just take my stuff
and be on my way.
948
01:11:02,226 --> 01:11:03,341
Wait here.
949
01:11:17,825 --> 01:11:19,281
Griff, you got to get out of here.
950
01:11:19,577 --> 01:11:22,410
You're throwing your life away,
messing around with these drug dealers.
951
01:11:22,705 --> 01:11:25,163
- Look who's talking.
- No, he's not a real drug dealer.
952
01:11:25,457 --> 01:11:27,869
He's just pretending.
He's here to save you.
953
01:11:28,586 --> 01:11:31,795
- You risked your life to come here for me?
- Yeah, of course I did.
954
01:11:32,089 --> 01:11:34,046
Well, not the risking-my-life part.
955
01:11:34,341 --> 01:11:38,881
Anyway, look, Paco switched the tests, and
the police are probably already on their way.
956
01:11:39,179 --> 01:11:40,840
We got to get out before...
957
01:11:42,975 --> 01:11:47,014
- It's the waiter and his trainee.
- Yeah. Where the hell's our dinner?
958
01:11:47,313 --> 01:11:51,272
You jughead.
They're the ones who stole our briefcase.
959
01:11:51,567 --> 01:11:53,433
DeMarco, what's going on?
960
01:11:53,736 --> 01:11:56,194
Is this your idea of a straight deal?
961
01:11:57,906 --> 01:12:02,195
- We thought Clark was your guy.
- I never seen him before tonight.
962
01:12:07,625 --> 01:12:10,834
Hey. Another one of these,
one of us is gonna have an orgasm.
963
01:12:11,128 --> 01:12:15,497
Clark, you never should have messed
with me. I don't want him found.
964
01:12:15,799 --> 01:12:17,289
No problem.
965
01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:29,520
No.
966
01:12:30,481 --> 01:12:33,724
- Come on, G's. They're down this way.
- You guys.
967
01:12:34,026 --> 01:12:35,141
In the house.
968
01:12:42,284 --> 01:12:45,072
Doyle is getting away. Stop her.
969
01:12:48,123 --> 01:12:50,364
Seems to me
we've got some unfinished business.
970
01:12:50,668 --> 01:12:52,625
You're forgetting a couple things,
aren't you?
971
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:56,709
- Yeah, what's that?
- Richard's not here to help you this time.
972
01:12:57,007 --> 01:12:58,122
And?
973
01:12:58,425 --> 01:13:00,382
I have a frozen pig's foot.
974
01:13:49,393 --> 01:13:50,679
What's he doing?
975
01:13:54,022 --> 01:13:55,729
What's going on?
976
01:13:56,233 --> 01:13:57,473
Come on!
977
01:13:58,902 --> 01:14:01,940
Look! There's a bigger man,
and he's got a gun!
978
01:14:30,142 --> 01:14:32,179
- Christ!
- Sorry.
979
01:14:35,731 --> 01:14:38,348
This was a new suit, pickle dick.
980
01:14:48,744 --> 01:14:50,200
Get back.
981
01:14:51,413 --> 01:14:55,372
What are you fossils staring at?
Eat your vegetables.
982
01:15:05,260 --> 01:15:09,925
Get back! I'm gonna walk out of here.
You punks get out of the way.
983
01:15:10,516 --> 01:15:14,350
I'm gonna count to three, and if you're
not moving, I'm gonna start shooting.
984
01:15:14,645 --> 01:15:16,010
Do what she says, kids.
985
01:15:16,313 --> 01:15:19,431
Chill, Mr. Clark.
She ain't shooting nothing but the breeze.
986
01:15:19,733 --> 01:15:23,101
You kids are even bigger boneheads
than I thought.
987
01:15:23,403 --> 01:15:26,361
And everybody knows it, too,
except for this fool.
988
01:15:26,949 --> 01:15:29,782
You know, Ms. Doyle,
that's just what you...
989
01:15:30,077 --> 01:15:32,694
and people like you,
want everyone to think, isn't it?
990
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:36,534
That somehow, no matter what goes down,
we just can't cut it.
991
01:15:37,209 --> 01:15:39,701
You use that as an
excuse to hold us back...
992
01:15:40,462 --> 01:15:44,205
but Mr. Clark showed us
that there is another way.
993
01:15:44,508 --> 01:15:46,124
Another way to flunk.
994
01:15:46,426 --> 01:15:49,168
Think we failed that test? Listen up.
995
01:15:49,471 --> 01:15:53,806
If x is 17?, plus the square root of 4,
minus 6...
996
01:15:54,226 --> 01:15:55,341
what's X?
997
01:15:55,811 --> 01:15:56,926
Thirteen.
998
01:15:57,604 --> 01:16:00,517
Famous Russian author of
The Brothers Karamazov?
999
01:16:00,816 --> 01:16:02,102
Who is Dostoyevsky.
1000
01:16:02,401 --> 01:16:04,893
The Gadsden Purchase formed parts
of what two states?
1001
01:16:05,195 --> 01:16:07,152
Arizona and New Mexico.
1002
01:16:07,447 --> 01:16:08,653
All right, I'll shoot him.
1003
01:16:08,949 --> 01:16:10,815
- What's the capital of Ecuador?
- Quito!
1004
01:16:11,118 --> 01:16:12,279
Back off! I mean it.
1005
01:16:12,578 --> 01:16:15,866
- NASA's Apollo Program ended what year?
- 1975!
1006
01:16:16,164 --> 01:16:17,164
Stay away from me.
1007
01:16:17,332 --> 01:16:19,573
Who was responsible
for the first moonwalk?
1008
01:16:19,877 --> 01:16:21,117
Michael Jackson!
1009
01:16:23,005 --> 01:16:24,461
What did he say?
1010
01:16:25,924 --> 01:16:29,758
No, I'm just playing, man.
It was Louis Armstrong's brother, Neil.
1011
01:16:30,178 --> 01:16:31,178
What group...
1012
01:16:31,388 --> 01:16:35,222
is responsible for the consumption
of the most doughnuts in Los Angeles?
1013
01:16:35,517 --> 01:16:36,517
- Police!
- Right.
1014
01:16:36,810 --> 01:16:38,676
Nobody move. Get your hands up.
1015
01:16:39,354 --> 01:16:40,970
This isn't what it looks like.
1016
01:16:41,273 --> 01:16:42,729
Say hello to Mr. A.
1017
01:16:43,025 --> 01:16:45,767
So this is Mr. A.
We've been looking for him for years.
1018
01:16:46,069 --> 01:16:47,434
You're under arrest, fellow.
1019
01:16:47,738 --> 01:16:50,776
Hey, partner, there's about five more
gangster-pops in the freezer.
1020
01:16:51,658 --> 01:16:53,945
It was her, man.
She masterminded the whole thing.
1021
01:16:54,244 --> 01:16:57,327
- I'll testify in court. She's Mr. A.
- We know.
1022
01:16:58,498 --> 01:17:00,830
Could I borrow your coat?
I can't feel my legs.
1023
01:17:01,126 --> 01:17:03,584
Come on, let me go, man.
I'll give you $50,000.
1024
01:17:03,879 --> 01:17:07,247
Ms. Doyle,
I guess we just got off on the wrong foot.
1025
01:17:07,549 --> 01:17:08,880
No hard feelings.
1026
01:17:11,219 --> 01:17:12,550
Wonderbra?
1027
01:17:13,931 --> 01:17:17,595
I swear to God, Clark,
when I get out, I'm gonna hunt you down...
1028
01:17:17,893 --> 01:17:19,634
and beat you like a circus monkey.
1029
01:17:19,937 --> 01:17:21,894
By the way, happy birthday.
1030
01:17:39,414 --> 01:17:41,621
This shit be kicking.
1031
01:17:44,836 --> 01:17:47,248
And now, to present the diplomas...
1032
01:17:47,547 --> 01:17:50,164
principal pro tem, Richard C. Clark.
1033
01:17:50,634 --> 01:17:52,841
Will the graduates please rise and begin...
1034
01:17:53,136 --> 01:17:56,003
Richard, I never thought I'd say this...
1035
01:17:56,682 --> 01:17:58,889
but I was wrong about you, son.
1036
01:17:59,184 --> 01:18:01,471
I can't believe
what you've accomplished here.
1037
01:18:04,189 --> 01:18:05,554
Thanks, Dad.
1038
01:18:10,612 --> 01:18:14,321
When I call your name, please
step forward to receive your diploma.
1039
01:18:15,242 --> 01:18:17,449
Anferny Jefferson.
1040
01:18:25,252 --> 01:18:26,913
Julie Rubels.
1041
01:18:30,674 --> 01:18:33,041
There's Mommy.
1042
01:18:33,343 --> 01:18:35,084
Achmed Duvded.
1043
01:18:37,931 --> 01:18:39,513
Natalie Thompson.
1044
01:18:42,519 --> 01:18:46,478
And the Valedictorian of our class,
with a 2.35 GPA...
1045
01:18:46,773 --> 01:18:48,229
Griff McReynolds.
1046
01:18:57,534 --> 01:18:58,899
You did it, buddy.
1047
01:18:59,202 --> 01:19:01,318
Way to go, Griff. That's my boy!
1048
01:19:03,582 --> 01:19:04,947
That's my boy.
1049
01:19:09,463 --> 01:19:10,919
Good for you, Griff!
1050
01:19:16,094 --> 01:19:19,462
For all of you who did not
make the journey to this stage today...
1051
01:19:19,765 --> 01:19:22,598
I say to you, work as hard as you can...
1052
01:19:22,893 --> 01:19:25,510
do a couple hours
of homework each night...
1053
01:19:25,812 --> 01:19:28,725
and nothing can stop you.
1054
01:19:42,746 --> 01:19:45,784
Ladies and gentlemen,
the graduating class of 1996.
1055
01:19:46,249 --> 01:19:48,365
Graduates, graduate!
1056
01:20:40,428 --> 01:20:42,294
Coming up on the 11:00 report...
1057
01:20:42,597 --> 01:20:46,056
Sparky the rottweiler is still missing
on that Korean airliner...
1058
01:20:46,351 --> 01:20:47,637
day 32.
1059
01:20:47,936 --> 01:20:50,803
A deadly strain of bacteria
found in movie popcorn...
1060
01:20:51,106 --> 01:20:55,475
striking its victims exactly
one-and-a-half hours after being consumed.
1061
01:20:55,777 --> 01:20:56,938
And in sports...
1062
01:20:57,237 --> 01:21:01,526
Steve's gonna tell us about Marge Schott's
purchase of the Harlem Globetrotters.
1063
01:21:01,825 --> 01:21:03,736
That's all coming up next.
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